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# FINALLY they made that long expected prequel
(oilcorner, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# haha
have a click : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# thank you
I was thinking about entering the 'prequels' contest on Worth1000, but am a bit too hungover to do serious photoshopping. Besides, all I came up with was this one, and 'February of the Penguins'. Oh, and 'Stepping on a Banana Peel' as a prequel to 'Falling Down' with Michael Douglas.
(oilcorner, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# February of the Penguins, haha
Nice hummus
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# I found the best prequel on Google though
'Three Bachelorette Parties and a Friend in the Hospital'

Really wish I had thought of that myself :(
(oilcorner, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# hahahaha, this amuses me greatly!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Damn
I don't get that one, but that's prolly because I don't know who that guy is :(
(oilcorner, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Chubby Checker
sang "The Twist"...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# ahh
pfffft :)
(oilcorner, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# *click*
Not much else to say really, other than woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
now THIS I like
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Slow board. Have a doodle
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *not saying anything*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# OPEN UP TO ME, MAN
What are you so afraid of?

*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# You'll make me ill.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# It is my aim in life
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Sleeping with anyone who is not Jim gives me nose bleeds.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Is this a case of
"I love you because you look like Jim Reeves"?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I'd be a Jim for you, if only you'd let me


(Who the piss is Jim?)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I assume it's Reeves
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I'd rather Vic
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# YES!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eOYqR_Lz9w
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Burnt to memory.
:D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Hahaha. Great Joy.
greater joy
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I already have them all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Good lad :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Yay! Happy hat!
I've just made something with another happy hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
He is the scariest man I know
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I made him scarier
img297.imageshack.us/my.php?image=michaelbrandowhedgehogfcx2.swf
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
That music is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# It's the Pokémon music
when you're in the Pokémon League.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Screw Pokemon
you need to watch Azumanga Daioh!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# You interrupted Daft Punk
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
sheer Brandow brilliance!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)
# He's my hero.
I want to go to the pub with him and have a jolly time!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# He's my best friend.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# he's blind




/according to someone
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Psych Warlord blinded him with rape
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Oh bums. Rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# So I've heard.
Why not email him and find out?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
I can imagine his computer reading his email out with that electronic voice

"Dear Mr Brandow, why do you stare so?"
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# and he's sitting there in his little chair
just staring(exactly like he always does)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Hahaha
and a little tear wells up in one of his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Haaahahahahahahaha
This would make an epic film.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)
# "The trial of the lawyer"
It shall be known as
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# PFFFAAHAHAHAHA
I want someone to shop this
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# As do I.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# haha (how would he read it the poor fella)
dear mr brandow, I'm a member of a website where we all collectively take the piss out of the expression on your face.

Are you blind?

We won't stop if you are, it would just be nice to know.

*insert shopped picture*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
Nice touch with the *insert shopped pic* for the benefit of his blind eyes to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I will actually make an email address JUST for that purpose.
Edit: It's "[email protected]"

And I used a pseudonym "Gerry Atrick"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)
# hahahaha
oh god
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)
# What should the subject be?
And does HTML work in hotmail?
If not, how do I attatch a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)
# oof that's a good question, I don't think it does
I never use hotmail anymore.

I think there's an "attach" button or summat isn't there?
As for the subject line, doesn't matter too much, although it ought to get him interested :)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I'd try a staring competition with him
I would inevitably lose, but the giggles would be worth it
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Michael Brandow, World champion staring bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I think his newer picture is starier
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I have to disagree.
The original image has the capacity to steal souls and replace them with blind law!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Well the Pokémon music version
has the power to make my ears ring
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# DOODLE DOODLE RAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Two in one day!? Microsoft Paint overload.
The Joys Of Portmanteau.

Almost Certainly Been Done but hey. B3ta was being slow so I went ahead and made it
(Uhmfhshhghd, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# THERE ARE NO CATS IN MY HOUSE
THEY ARE NOT CATS, IT IS NOT MY HOUSE.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# pffft
"I know - it's awesome"

:)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Jubilee Girama
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# can I touch it?
/ac

it is a sexy beast of an aminal
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# My friend Richard and I are sick of our data at school being
"Other religion" so we are now Jubilites. Jubilee Girama being our god, after our two favourite animals.

And yes, you can touch it, provided you wear appropriate protection. He has many weapons, such as a furry penis of doom.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Haha
I have a Firefox add on that replace the "stop" button with a picture of MC Hammer.

And whenever you press it, it goes "Stop! Hammertime!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# WANT!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
#
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/974
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I thought you were kidding
this is the best thing. evar.

*downloads*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I don't get the icon, but it still amuses me no end to have him shout at me.
I shall put this on EVERY machine at work.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# not working for me
"unexpected installation error"

apparently
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# What on earth are they up to?!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# It's not a compo
But that, my friend, is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# number 2
in a series

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha
and cheers!
Obvious one....
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Hermione and Brandow
I have my very own bandwagon:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Oh christ! that'll take all day!

should simply make it the longest Brandow thread ever
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
#
NSFW Jolly Jack (Above but with no brar)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# PHEW!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
#
the edge of time the edge of the board

woo!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# But we're not tired of making Brandows
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# cat among the pigeons ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# No..
Just no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# nice sideburns
why have I never seen any of these before
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Because my profile is never visited?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# ah
well that might just be it

*neglects*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# uh...
I don't know who those people are, but i like this.
(Who blew luigi, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha!
yes!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha
truly wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahaha
hummus overload!

*asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# D'ya think I should have kept them all in the one post?
He wanted the largest brandow thread...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# now that's what I call penetration
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# It gets clingons though
when they do it up the chuff
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Fankoo :)
Starting to think I should compo it...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha
*checks list*
contains animal - check

yeah why not.

also, have a woo for the girama!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Thanks,
he's my God.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] when nobody is looking sheep become clouds 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I'd like to see your research
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I think that's it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# this proves it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# yes
I mean I'm sure we all had our suspicions, I'm glad it's finally been cleared up
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I'm convinced!
You never see sheep and clouds in the same room.


Sorta makes you wonder, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Are sheep rooms as well?
I've never seen a sheep IN a room.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT BLEW UP THE PENTAGON, THEY NEVER FOUND A PLANE!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# YOU'RE WRONG
THE PENTAGON DOES NOT EXIST
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# NOR DOES THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT
IT'S RUN BY MONKEYS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# COMPO THIS POST AND I WILL CLICK IT
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# What?
What?

YES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# you've got it all wrong!
clouds become sheep, not the other way round!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# [that's very pleasing...]
*click*
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] more meerkat nastiness

i love them really
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Oh, the humanity!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# YOU SHOT HIM :O
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# lookat me everyone, the raccoon wants you to look at me!
*waves*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# haha nice!
they also blow stuff up ; )

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] compo it
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
# did the other day
but it was during the ghey-shift, I really need to stop posting them immediately and wait til a busier day on the board!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Logistically
You mean there are better times to post or not to post. That is the question!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh you cheeky eight-legged BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Haha
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Ban this filth!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Filth this ban!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# This filth ban!
in case you were wondering which one
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Ban it!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I think my board is broked
noooo!

have a woo, since no one else will say anything
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# AAARGH FIX IT SOMEONE
*leaves*

it'd better be fixed when I get back
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Cheers
The board has been fewked since last night I think?

Not to worry - I can go and watch Saxondale again.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# hehe
well you enjoy that then
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Bastard
I think that was the fucker which bit my arm and left it swollen for 6 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# The dangers of living in Microsoft Paint

(Uhmfhshhghd, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# haha
all fear the eraser tool of DEATH!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
#
all fear teh eraser tool thread-deletion of DEATH!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Wow...
Looks like b3ta is quiet right now.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# *tumbleweed*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# well someone say SOMETHING
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ok then
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# "Jade Goody's Diseased Minge!"
That something enough for you?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Works for me
... What?
(Uhmfhshhghd, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# well
it's a start
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Hehe I love these
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# too big?
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Haha
You total hatstand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Truly bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# This is mad.
You may get some people complaining about the filesize but for something of this truly strange calibre I don't mind one bit.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Told you so haha

It has such classic artists as Ram Jam and ELP on it
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha
Full Throttle!

In other news:
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# giggidy
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I think I know who that baby is now. They were talking about her on breakfast news the other morning. Stupid news readers denying us proper facts so they can warble on about some bloody 2 month old Chris Evans lookalike.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Aha!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Thankee!
your reason for signing up in your profile made me snort :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Ahahahahaha this
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# 'Ningles m'dear!
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Hehehehe!
Ooh burn :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# hurray for comedy glasses
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Yay!
Funny thing is I had to browse several pages on google to find a pic of actual Chris Evans. Shows how shit he is nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# i've seen him before
(UTB, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# woo.


and 'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# a mastrepiece
and no mistake.

*looks for clicky clicky*

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
What the fuck?! That is pure insane genius sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
#
this grapes my squildo
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
ACE
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Yes, it is too big,
but it's ace, so I don't care :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I have friends like that
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I have to go to work now
sorry If resizing is an issue for people
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Like yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Haha that's wonderfully hatstand
edit: and beautifully drawn

editedit: in other news:

news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1283284,00.html

Stop the world, I want to get off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# pfft!
I like your style :)

Threadjack: I just found a mistake on Amazon.co.uk, the picture and the title of the book don't really match... unless it's a clue from beyond the grave as to how she really died.
(I found it by accident, wasn't searching for Princess Di books, honest!)

EDIT: oops, forgot the link! Doh!
www.amazon.co.uk/Diana-Intimate-Portrait-Various/dp/B000SAAT4Y/ref=sr_1_270/202-7014364-6233441?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1189252900&sr=1-270
(Doktorchaos, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
bedroom lol
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Rupert on Acid
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I made an Art. Again.


Click for bigger (182KB)
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
# One Art Please
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Oooh lovely style!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Why thank you.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Good grief..


news.independent.co.uk/media/article2941856.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Good grief indeed! I'll look forward to seeing that.

It also looks like Jesus is on the AIDS poster :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# ayyyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# fancy that.
much mirth to be had showing it during 'inappropriate' programes.
i still miss the red triangle.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ah, the red triangle!! Memories indeed! If anything was guaranteed to keep you watching a film, it was that little red triangle in the corner of the screen.

They got away with murder on account of that thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# AIDSLOL?
Whatever next

As if there's not enough shite on the box

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# OH JESUS
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# D:
(Bjehsus, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)
# wow
that's big
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Wow. You're right.
Maybe he should resize it.

Edit: MUCH better.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# He should yes
b3ta.com/board/7591712#post7591847
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Quality ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Haha
and an answer too
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# optimisation is also a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Don't be so silly!
Then nobody would see it!
*Hrrrrrmmmmph*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b BRANDOW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# God I love Brandow.
Is it true that he's blind?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I dunno
but he's got a new pic on his site

www.bcm-law.com/Bio/MichaelBrandow.asp
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha
yeah I have that one but still have to cut him out. I hope he updates it often :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I first showed the new pic on b3ta:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Ah
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Phwoar!
*fists the air*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# I'll fist HER air
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Careful or she'll AIR your FIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I'll just cock my gun and point it at her head.
Or should that be 'gun my cock'?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Scarily he suits that :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# POW!
Brandow is my lord and saviour.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:53, archived)
# You are not alone.....
God get that Michael Jackson rubbish out of your head!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Silly Tan!
God does not listen to Jacko! He listens to those rock compilations for the car. The ones with Jeremy Clarkson's face on the front that come free with the Sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
# hehe
Ultimate Driving Father's Day Rock Ballad Collection No. 48. Free with today's paper!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
The ultimate wind your window down with your old man in the car whilst sitting at traffic lights compilation volume 400. Free with Sunday's News of the World.
EDIT: I think we might have one of those Clarkson things lying around somewhere. Must scan it if I can find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Nooo
My lift to work loves Fathers day rock

Shit boring drive in on monday then
:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# *psst*
It was a joke, I don't know if they are actually doing one this weekend.

In fact, they probably will be. Poor you.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Noooo
Even worse then

I shall have to endure the other one he actually got for and been listening top since Fathers Day
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# It's a ginger
baby. I think I read in the Metro that she's 2 months old or somesuch.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)
# It looks like Cilla Black had a fight with a traction engine
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# *ponder*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Arf!
Nice pulsating action :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Haha
Hairybaby!

This should be a meme.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Nicely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# melting...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# I'm not sure what it is,
but I like it...*clicks*...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Catherine Wheel?
she invented something or other
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Still would...
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Never play with fireworks!!
God and it is nearly that time too

Woo to this, whatever it may be!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I'm not looking forward to Halloween.
Either I'll go for it and dress as a KKK member, or I'll stay home and scare the kids away from our house and eat all the sweets myself.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# People dont knock at mine anymore
They just dont like getting shot at like they used to
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# It'll be ace to trick them all...
Like putting soap in the sweets
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Ahh
now that's a quality idea

might try that one.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Buy lots of laxatives.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# wait, isn't halloween the 31st of october?
hehe always good to start planning well in advance

that's a good one, soap in the sweets :)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Soap in the sweets, tabasco in the cookies.
Dress up as a ghost*
Hide in the graveyard and jump out shouting at them that they're all going to die, making sure they're little kids...

*KKK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# pff yes
that is some top real-life hummus heh.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# pffffft
I approve of you attitude

how about dressing up as a kkk member AND staying home and scaring the kids away?

seems like a good compromise
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Good plan, short man!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Its a ghost!
run run fecking run!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Yes...ghost...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# heeeeelllooo
what's going on here?
2 posts in 3 minutes!

/oh yeah, woo sir, and 'ning. or 'noon... night maybe? timezone madness!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# golly
!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# ^this
with added amazement
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] As batman is the best comic superhero I did this for the icon minicompo

I'm well pleased with it
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# nicely.
does it come in other colours?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I could...if asked nicely...do other colours :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# keep them all to greyscale though... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I like that one it reminds me of the birds in Rhubarb and Custard

ps...heres one in redscale :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha!
think the black works best.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Hahaha flaptastic
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# normal icons are only mono unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Works well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# mofafa...how ya doing
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# That's pretty cool!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Excellent
/must donate blog
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# hurray!
it's a trick, it only seems that way because he's always stood next to robin

fact!

/doesnt know shit about comics really :|
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
#
'ning noon Mr B
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Nice icon.
Batman sucks though. I mean come on, what's his special power? Brooding? Wearing a cape?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# UNBELIEVER!!!

*declares George Bush*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# 'Ning chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)
# bless him.
www.b3ta.com/board/7591704
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# mmm, balsamic!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Softwood Irishman?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# :)
Ning!

Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# 'ning sirrah
/ppff 10:52.... 11:52

Always nice with a fast-moving board
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Makes me horny.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Typical
On a saturday

Though this is the slowest I've ever seen.

Ning
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Howdy!
Having a Flap-happy day?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# He looks pretty pleased with himself
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Pleased... yes....
But his mouth is still, quite sensibly, clamped shut.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Well mine would be if I were him...
But having not expereinced Tubgirl for myself, I wouldn't know for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# all kinds of brilliant
yay for Flap
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Haha
Not quite, I'm at bloody work
But it's all good.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Tired and hungry.
And slightly horny.

Edit: It would be cool if I could combat all three things at once.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Try
Sleeping with Ronald McDonald

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# But sleeping with someone usually involves being awake.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Unless
You ask him for some McRohypnal

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# You don't?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)
# care?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)
# get back to work.
there's still snagging that needs sorting.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Mong!

I don't do snagging...Dave does snagging

I invert flanges
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# that sounds much more fun.
how's it going, if your allowed to play on the internets i guess you must be nearly done, or has the good lady popped down the shops and foolishly left net nanny turned off.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)
# The good lady has taken an aged aunt to plymouth
I am left home alone to plays on the interweb whilst awaiting the arrival of my london bash cohort...we will indulge in an afternoon of binge drinking and sport...so reaffirming our mutual friendness and bloke type attitudiness
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Plymouth
you local to me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)
# If you live near* Bath...yes
If you live near Plymouth...No


*near...definition of...only for the duration of this post...10 mile radius
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Corsham?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Alaska.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Tintern Abbey!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Is much much more than 10 miles away from Bath
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Not if Bath was in Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Silly child
*cuffs soundly about the ears*

That would require the invention of a vast spatial matter transporter capable of moving hundreds of years of history, thousands of french school children and millions of big issue sellers. That sort of technology is still well beyond us and had you attended your lectures in home economics you would know this
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# ...
Or a person or animal named 'Bath' lived in Alaska...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Yes Corsham is about 10 miles awayish from Bath

(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# 9
I lived in Corsham until '04
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *pats sympathetically*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)
# It was okay,
I lived in Pickwick, the posh bit.

Also, I left!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)
# But the mental scars must be truely terrible

no wonder you post 2 words in a new post and don't get flamed

*reaches out in a emotional but slightly condescending way*






grins
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)
# It is odd, but I am flattered.
Maybe the true Nazis already ignore me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)
# or are still in bed
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Well I, personally,
would never flame you. You're too ace for that. You have a personal firewall.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# do give him my regards.
i can't for the life of me remember what name he used on his rare forays into this den of iniquity.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Bruce Planet I believe is his oft unused username
And I shall pass on your well meanings
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)
#
what's all this then!?
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I think
he's left the computer unattended while the kids are about
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I think that's what he WANTS us to think
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# No, it's me.
I don't know why it is here though?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Not paying attention?
Clicked the wrong button?
Accidentally clicked 'post new message' and typed thinking it was a reply and being unable to delete it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:28, archived)
# No, I replied - I reckon I must have replied to the wrong post (i.e. one in the future)
I didn't delete it because that's just rude.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Well either way, this is a pretty good conversation.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# You are scaring me.
Where's Dixon?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I don't know, I'll get out my telescope*
*looks*
Nope, can't find him, sorry.

*May or may not have telescope
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Indeed.
What the fuck IS all this?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# is it connected to this?
see edit on b3ta.com/board/7591687

edit : no, it's not
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)
# This?
www.b3ta.com/board/7591703
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Ah, that makes alot more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# this is the part of me that needs medication
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Of course not.
Because it's human nature.

Edit: /obligatory "oh hai guys"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# It's all about you!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Damn you and you fate!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# +R
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# This is highly unorthodox
Explain yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Alas, I cannot.
I can only blame a board spack.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)
# thing brown is pretty enough?
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Reminds me of Verka Serduchka
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I think you may have stumbled upon a sinister prime minister / eurovision coverup
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Most definately.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I think Verka would be the most upset by the comparison :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Either that or he'd try to impersonate him and rule our country.
It could only get better.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)
# That's what they said at the last general election :)

*sings*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Yeah well...
erm...you...have the AIDS! AIDS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# good AIDS
or
bad AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# A bit of both...
but more good than bad, so you should be fine for four or five decades, yet.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# um, would
would never in a million years
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)
# does he have a pearl necklace
to match the earrings?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)
# he's the figurehead on the pearl necklace
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *FLAMES*
*sets self alight*
*runs around like a loon*
*starts forest fire*
*forest fire burns embassy*
etc
*relurks*

:P
ningles
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# 'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Tut tut tut.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)
# hangovers are awesome :D

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Headasche's gona get ya!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# haha :D
ning!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# hahahahahaha
more of this!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Ha!
Aces :)

The first frame is excellent. He looks very happy indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)
# that maddio post below is fecking excellent :D
Hurrah for teh kiddie murder puns!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)
# ^
what he said.

all of it.
/was genuinely just about to say that
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Aw, happy face
*saves first frame*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)
# 'ning
I was expecting him to get blown up, but it was even better than that.

woo!

edit: and no, they are not. Not this one anyway. *dies*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)
# he's cruising for a bruising
ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I don' really know
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)
# That missile has a large willy*

*for missiles that is
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# The missile is the penguin from Wallace and Gromit
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha
great!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)
# ha ha
flippin lovely
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Whilst it is noisy,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# i agree
that slider is weakened.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I CANNOT ENDORSE THIS SLIDER.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)
# SAFETY IS OUR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)
# WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)
# SPAM!
havingapoo.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)
# me me me me!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)
# No.
Meme!

Not you, nobody wants to know about you.

You smell of badgers who drink hamster wee.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Yes.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)
# while it's quiet

Jaffa cake for anybody who recognises her
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Sophie Ellis Breadstir
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Roy says :
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# it's noisy here...I have the volume up to 13 and am playing very guitary type music

ps...how rude of me for not remarking upon your wonderfully hypnotic post
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Kate Moss?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)
# I thought that
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# 'Fraid not


edit : this reply was supposed to be identical to the one above, but it just ignored it and
didn't post it - is this a feature, i.e. identical posts in the same thread are not posted?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)
# yup, it stops people flooding the board with the same comment
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# ah
it could have ruddy said so!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
# madeleine mccan
?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Run to the light, baby. Mommy is in the light.
no!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)
# that's my sister.
may not have a sister, although i do have a half brother who i've never met and am in no hurry to do so, unless of course i need his bone marrow
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# do you keep your half brother in a suitcase under the bed?

and what did you do with the other half
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Yoko Ono?
Angelina Jolie?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)
# nope
b3ta.com/board/7591713
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Jorja Fox?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Wow
how ever did you know
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# no Jaffa cake for you
you cheat : )
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)

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