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# so i'm at work right now. for some reason the computer i'm on has a tablet and pen attatched to it, so i drew a crudely drawn vag.
i would by all means have drawn a cdc, had i in fact purchased this tablet. i still will if anyone objects to this vaginal bastardisation of protocol.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:15, archived)
# All I see is a walnut sonar.
In magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:16, archived)
# don't get out much, do you?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:17, archived)
# The bed sores sting when I get up
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
# you'll get used to it.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:22, archived)
# NO MORE MARIO FOR YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)
# I've finished. ish.
I need to finish my work now before I allow myself some Galaxy.

I was going to say Mario Galaxy, not the chocolate, but that seems like a nice idea too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Galaxy AND Mario Galaxy.
and Galactic Civilizations II
and whole galaxies standing against you! PIERCE THE HEAVENS! GURREN LAGANN!
and... I've ran out of galactic things already.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:22, archived)
# I've already completed it.
How sad am I?

when I say "completed", I mean I've got at least 60 stars and beaten bowser up!
(I helped save b3ta! zxon We're here, but we don't know where..., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:22, archived)
# Aww.
I'm not sure I can bring myself to beat up Bowser after him being in our party in SPM.
The tyke.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:30, archived)
# WHAT.
Bowser is not friend :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:35, archived)
# Is too.
Grudgingly, granted.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:38, archived)
# I think you should draw a picture of Mario kicking Bowser's face.
and Bowser's all "I THOUGHT WE WERE BUDDIES".

and then Peach was a zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)
# too thin for that
I think its an almond
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:26, archived)
# I sawed a face
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:28, archived)
# hell yeah.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:30, archived)
# Don't worry...
...when I first saw this I thought "that's a vag", so at least it was accurate enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! zxon We're here, but we don't know where..., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)
# oh, goody.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)
# well done, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)
# thank you.
but i'm slightly more proud of the fact that in the last 17 hours i popped my girlfriend's cherry and subsequently did it an additional 3 times.
it resulted in being 15 minutes late for work, so i'll make up for it by leaving 15 minutes early, smoking a bowl, and watching the dark side of the moon played with the wizard of oz.
college kicks ass.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:22, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7797887
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:24, archived)
# thank you.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:42, archived)
# I wanted a well done sandwich to occur.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)
# twat!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:24, archived)
# totally.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:31, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:47, archived)
# err...would?
Yer! would!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:35, archived)
# it's an image made from picksellez.
not some sort of sex-hole organ.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:37, archived)
# i love my graphics tablet
photoshop is indeed transformed by it.
however...

ISKETCH!

anyone fancy some isketch?
www.isketch.net

room is in user created, called b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:43, archived)
# got kicked off.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:07, archived)
# what's blue and more dangerous than a bulldozer full of nazi sharks, and probably isn't real?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:12, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:14, archived)
# That's not fair. You only gave us two minutes.
Nazi sharks on bulldozers.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:15, archived)
# looks real enough to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:30, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:39, archived)
# A 1961 Rambler American convertible
with a blind 90 year old lady at the wheel?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:14, archived)
# What's black and white and red all over?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:41, archived)
# a penguin what has been tactical nukestriked
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:41, archived)
# close, it's the final scene from carrie re-enacted by penguins
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:42, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:43, archived)
# an emo kid.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:42, archived)
# t'metro?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:54, archived)
# France, last tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:21, archived)
# fae and i had a crappy photoshop art-off.
mine:

hers:
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Yours adequately expresses the contemplations of the frog
during its roadkilled-by-a-bulldozer state.

it is very "art" or possibly "AERT".
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:41, archived)
# that's what i was going for.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The bind moggles...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)
# I... don't know what this is.
Was it a show or a comic or something? How old? I don't follow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:42, archived)
# The Perishers
A comic strip that used to appear in the Daily Mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:48, archived)
# was an animated series too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Prof Pat Pending couldn't find a backer for his inventions
(Westude, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:36, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:36, archived)
# this should be appreciated more.
CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:00, archived)
[challenge entry] The Anthill Mob eventually got their own TV series.
(Westude, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Don't be dissing my niggas, dawg.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Best yet!
Have a click, hell have as many as you want.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:20, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)
# *clicks*
*laffs - Oh clyde......*


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:30, archived)
# hah.
I think I hated the anthill mob. Or maybe I liked them. I can barely remember :/
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:36, archived)
# *clicks*
Nicely done. A series like this would be really funny!
(I helped save b3ta! zxon We're here, but we don't know where..., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
# heh
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:30, archived)
# lack of hummus,

so i did more cheese dancing.
any requests?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)
# HYPNOCHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Cheese rave!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Pork products dancing!

(sneaky pea)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Ive got some grievous bodily ham if that's any good
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Splendid!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:16, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Assault and battery?
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! zxon We're here, but we don't know where..., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:21, archived)
# But that has hummus
If the request is to be similar to what you've been doing then how about the toast and cheese dancing together and then getting sexy.
Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)
# cheese & toast are sworn enemies
this is a dance off to the death
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:15, archived)
# *something with cats in it*
do something kicking arse. like flips and dual pistols and whatnot.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)
# yay !
i shall do kitties tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Don't bother, no one on here likes kitties :(
Or MY kitties at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:25, archived)
# i like them
specially space ones
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:31, archived)
# TELL ME THAT SOONER.
I'LL FEEL MORE ACCEPTED.
And less like everyone hates me.

How's progress on your steampunk R2, by the way? Or has your mind been so full of dancing cheeses and toasts that you've not been working on it? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:34, archived)
# But a surfeit of cheese
so that is cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:12, archived)
# how was bashment ?
still got a sore head ?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:18, archived)
# The bash was ace, there was cake and beer
I haven't got a sore head cos I'm still drunk! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:34, archived)
# More toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:16, archived)
# Kitty ears are immune to the vacuum of space. This is a sciencefact.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:00, archived)
# :D:D:D:D
I am enjoying kittehs advanturez.

I demand royalties from this picture
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:04, archived)
# 2 of my friends were on ebaums world.
They were watching 2 girl 1 cup reactions, and without asking me, they went on to the site.

Best. reaction. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:04, archived)
# HEY THAT'S GREAT HERE'S A BALLOON
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:06, archived)
# :D
Sorry.
I was laughing too much
Woo!
I want to read bear now :|
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)
# i drew something cute once too!

wah i can't stay away from the b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)
# it's going to hurt me :(
aren't you asleep? loads of people said goodnight to you. are you just going to take those goodnights lightly? as if they mean nothing? is that it? D:
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)
# i forgot to transfer some £££ into my bank account
so i was "online banking" my pin number is 1233 :)
i'm off 2 bed now!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
You just cannot go to bed can you?
kettle meet 'pot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)
# the K in my name stands for kettle
....may contains lies
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:10, archived)
# nice helmit
yay for space kitties
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)
# .

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)
# HEEE HAAAWWW HEEE HAAWWW HEEE HAWWWW.
I am liking this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)
# i hate her
with a passion! Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:49, archived)
# RIS?
is she famoose?
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)
# 'Tis the Angelina!
of the Jolie kind.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)
# this at first
then i looked at the filename :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:02, archived)
# ello you!
howdo?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Some pop band I spotted on some sad emo teenager..







(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)
# there goes the embassy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)
# god i wouldn't mind an embassy right now.
well any sort of cig...this quitting buisness is hard work, its only been 2 hours. i'm crap.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)
# have some toats
always good as a temporary solution
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# i could rub some fag ash into the butter for that genuine smokey taste
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# cor
that's got that haute cuisine classy "burnt as fuck" quality about it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)
# hahahaha
i like that !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# ILLEGIBLE SMALL PRINT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# so small i didn't even notice.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# crikey!
I too, did not notice the small prints

but then who ever notices a small prints
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# I'm a master of small print.
aint no one gonna blast me with some hidden nasties*
by reading this sentence you agree that you are a gayer who just lost the game.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# can i borrow your reading glasses?
*squints* ow i can't read it :(
edit : infact its giving me a headache and i need the loo so i'm going to bed after i've gone to the loo!

G'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# BYE BYE SKUG
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# BYE BYE SHADA!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# 'night Skuggles
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)
# nitey miss Flowerpottles
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)
# nite skug
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)
# nite discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)
# nite mrbongo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)
# g'nite
everyone else!
ZIG ZAG!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)
# Is stem cell research considered 'bad science' because it can be used to turn humans into organic monstrosities?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Love to see that on some emo's fashionable tee shirt
making their teenage 'yell' about the world
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Prince will have that taken down
just you watch
(waxdart hello., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Burn!
Burn I say!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Another nose bites the dust..
(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)
# hah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Nip 'n tuck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Wildyles request


Click for bigger (114KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Do what?
Something like this...
Dear Rev Jesse
Please would you bite a chunk out of this nasty man's face and punch him in the forehead?
Then take a picture.
kthxbye.
Love
Wildyles?
*postpones beddy byes for a while*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)
# hehehhe
yoou know it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Dear Flowerpot
Could you please wee on my leg and punch my ears about a bit, please?

Cheers
Love,
Wildyles
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Oh damn
I've just been.
I can punch you in the ears though but would rather just give you a nice cup of tea and a hobnob.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)
# \0/ YAY!
Can I have one of those digestives with the caramel and chocolate topping please?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)
# lol teabagging and nob jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# You
Bed
Now
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)
# wahey!
*gets his coat*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Caramel Digestives?
*rummage*
Ok I have those too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)
# \o/
Phewf! for a minute there I thought I might have to get my own.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)
# BRRRAAAAIIIIINNNNNNNSSSS!!!
Thank you Reverend!

Much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)
# cheers sir!
may i say your face is far to hard to mutilate :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)
# coz it's so attractive???????
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# coz
your face looks far to young :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)
# I be 27!
(although I have been i.d'd in sainsbury's recently)



and some kid burnt my neck!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# hehehee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Good heavens!
This really is enough to make me want to kill myself
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)
# dang
can you not - well not till i get a good camera to catch it - i could do with some good stock pics :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# I was wondering where you get your 'sources' from!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)
# hehehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Do you have a stock pile of 'freshly dead'
upon which you work on, Rev?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)
# if only
that'd be sweet :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)
# *experiences genuine fucking fear*
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)
# mwahahahaa
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:37, archived)
# MEATY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# at its yummyist!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)
# He looks like a
half eaten candied apple now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)
# hehehee
well it was the best i could do - i spent days working and reworking it - but nothing worked :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# because i'm so young and attractive....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
# this!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Looks mighty tastey to me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)
# cor!
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Nice and dead.
Or near enough. [/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)
# hehehe
:) cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] P.C. McGarry never made sergeant.
(Westude, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)
# aww, look at them!
reinforcing freedom

for those above the law :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Stick it with 452 !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] beagley beagley.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5ain_ihu8
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Watch our for the yellow spikes they are deadly
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)
# fucking shitty yellow spikes!
damn them!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha, that made me think if this
(Westude, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Awesome
......
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# no reason
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)
# i am
afeared
what happened to pigs? i liked pigs. they don't have giant nasty teeth like sharks
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)
# I, too, miss the piggahs.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)
# ack thats a wee bit scary !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)
# sweet dreams ;)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)
# let me calm you down with a nice cat
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# ack
in my head it's shrieking
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)
# EeEEEEEEeeerrraoh!
?
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7797702
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Agh!
That's really... err... nice!






Mummy!
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)
# that was actually what it was saying at that point
means something to do with feeding
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)
# apon you soul
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)
# I don't think it worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)
# k
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)
# i now have
a semi
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# ok i take the above post back.
now this is fucking scary.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# pfft
i'd love to know how you found such an image
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# what's more dangerous than a bulldozer full of sharks?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)
# sudafed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# a jew, with no money
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# They're slippery alright.
So slippery in fact, I've never seen one.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)
# *kills everyone and steals their money*
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)
# a shark full of bulldozers
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# an image?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# a megalodonadozer

But they don't come in yellow
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)
# :D Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Mr T with arms of chainsaws
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)
# that is full of awesome
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)
# TO be honest
I forgot I even wrote this :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)
# :D
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)
# your mother
she has a penis
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Heh.
Frock with a cock?
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)
# The hamhead shark at full frenzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)
# that there
be a fine shark, if i ever saw one
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)
# a bulldozer full of sharks
which are under mind control devices by George W Bush (or aliens)
(The Director of Directing, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)
# more sharks?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)
# TALKING TO ME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# OH SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Is it late enough for random crapness?

...anyways, salutations good b3tafolks
EDIT: www.pbase.com/katwilkens/family_archives
is where the source pics came from
may be of some use to someone
& with that I really am off
nights all
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)
# i
would
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)
#


yes, I expect it's been done to death, but I like. So there.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# yes
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Well,
I suppose he/she/it is the right height. And that tongue would come in handy if you care for a spot of tromboning.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)
# indeed
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# how do you do woodcut stuff, by the way?
do you have a special filter?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# No I just use google.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# hmm, I had a quick google
seems there might be plenty

horses etc
edited for mongcompetence
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Yes! Somebody else with the same joke!

Nobody ever gets it...
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)
# You're leaving?
But the night is young!

Name one thing that is fun!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)
# never fear, oh disturbed one...
I shall be back ;)
& in answer to your question - settling down to drinking some nice single malt
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Your answer has pleased me
=b3ta people should meet up and partake in drinks. I woule be in favour of this
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# nite nite
:)

this will give me nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Yese.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)
# You spin me right round baby
right round
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)
# science should be used to bring this chap to 3d life
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# fuuuuuck
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Recognising your food never helps
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
# has anyone being watching this crap by the way
I haven't, and am, therefore, disdainfully cool

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# I only watched Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# I seem to be decending into a life without tv
or newspapers

it's nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# you seem to be descending into a human cesspool of your own devising
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# fuckin a!!!!!
yeah probly, but at least I have jam on toats

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)
# I am also avoiding it, and shall now lean at a jaunty angle to celebrate
*leans at 18.2 degrees*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# I say! that angle's jauntier than a sailor's hornpipe!
and who can resist a quick blow on that?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Not me!
I've pouted and parped on several already this week.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# you've been horny all week!
time for a rest then :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# I avoid it like the plague
But then, I haven't watched anything on ITV since I was a nipper. Seriously, do they have anything good on, ever?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)
# adverts might be worth watching, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] in which case,
i will let fly my last pea of the compo
(as it is ad-related tv characterish)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)
# i DON'T GET IT!
HAHAHAHAHA


:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)
# haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# i feel bad for laughing
actually, no. those fuckers deserved what they got
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Sheila,
the Thief ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# COCK!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# fine its a chicken...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# May I show you mine?


I am particularly proud of it.
(I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)
# what a lovely
cock
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Yes.
I have been complimented on it before as it is black with a red head. Incidentally, It is always up first thing in the morning as well.
(I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Haha
Barking and Woo
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
wut?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# With hoisin sauce?
Gross.

Or rather, Mmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# coor

one album of his amazing hits.


the best of andrias purtelly
(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Pffft!
I used to love that cartoon... never did see the end :(
I was far too old to have been watching it in the first place though
/lies
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# how many nazi sharks can you fit in a bulldozer?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)
# 273
next question please...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)
# 2
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:59, archived)
# that is the optimum number

But you can fit 5, 2 in the back two in the front one riding the kill-doze-plough
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# SCHNELL, SCHNELL, SCHNELL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)
# they're not really known for it, bulldozers
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)
# what about if they had nitro?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
# sharks filled with nitro? my god, they could rule the universe!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# especially at the moment, with them being out of season
nah, you want your traditional articulated digger this time of year
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
# BULLDOZE GERADE AUF DIE ZUSCHAUER!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)
# JA! FORTSCHRITT!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Preposterous!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)
# do I win for being closest?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)
# you win this badge
*goes to pin it on*
*misses*
oh so close!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)
# You groomed me!
*speed dials websherrif*
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)
# well the badge was shaped like a comb...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)
# actually,
that's pretty well organized
i would construct my nazi shark bulldozer army in this fashion
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I hope there's some sort of platform for plough shark to stand on
Or you'll lose a shark as soon as you start this puppy rolling
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)
# ^ this

I'm playing for answer b, two sharks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)
# 6 and 3/4s

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Depends how epileptic they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] next.
pearoast.

bigger
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# a chance to pea the only image i have on b3ta hosting

:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)
# yay for the vidor pirates cheerleaders
they is internests celebrities
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)
# YARGH!
there be monsters here
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)
# WHACKEY HAEDS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:04, archived)
# doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
...there's a little melody that's in my head while I watch that.
(I helped save b3ta! svnynne damn near forgot she was here on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# i know that song...
its in my head too *is spookified*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# was the picture not originally posted
with a link to a hornpipe tune?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# yes
(see below)

edit: excellent memory sir
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# actually, i think that's why discomeats mentioned hornpipes up here:
b3ta.com/board/7797605
it's his subconscious, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# it's probably because i usually post this when i post that
hornpipe
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# that wasnt it...
but now i've got that stuck in my head and i've forgotten what it was :(
it was more like fairground music
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# ???
this?

or
that?
edit: not "that?" wait there...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# i love "this" dire straights isnt it?
do do do
AND THAT "THAT" WAS THE SONG!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)
# the shadows
and happy i could help ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)
# i would
well i think i would
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)
# depending what type of shark they are...
and the size of the bollockozer
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# nazis only ever employed great whites
they used lesser sharks for the German equivalent of the national guard
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)
# i would like to subscribe to your newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# are they nazi white sharks,
nazi whale sharks or nazi obersturmbahnsharks?
(Pelle ghola, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)
# and how heavily laden with various types of powertools
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:05, archived)
# By the power of toooools!


alright, I'm off
night night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# nite nite
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/7797590
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# nuh-nite :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# ask ye not the shark volume of a bulldozer
but the bulldozer volume of a shark!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# I'll keep these in my head in future

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Best not,
you don't want it backing up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)
# ...but my organs only want organic food!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)
# I've got some fucking organs for you!
*starts up bossa nova at 115 bpm*

do di di do di di do di di TAaaa.
do di di do di di do di di TAaaa.
do di di do di di do di di TAaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Punk kids, and their fucking shitty techno!
*pumps*

*pulls all the bass stops*

*bends it like E.Power Biggs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:41, archived)
# holy shit dude! you've turned up the tempo to 118bpm!
you will destroy us!!! the human mind cannot comprehend such a speed!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:41, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:42, archived)
# look at that gentleman, playing with his organ!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)
# LARGE ORGAN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)
# BIG PIPES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)
# making up for his TINY CHORDS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)
# it is terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
# BROCOLLI!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# AHHH!
I liiiiike.

NEW ICON. I'm no longer a leeching whore. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Yaay!
ICON PARTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)
# *THRUSTS*
PARTYPARTYPARTY :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)
# *sips from his icon*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)
# *carries 3mb's on his*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
# GO YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)
# GO ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
# So what else do I have to do to get one?
Do I have to be 'Invited' into some sort of inner circle?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Donate cold hard cash
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Yup.
Did that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Have you gone into update profile
and selected one from the list that should appear?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# There aren't any there
I chose the 'pay as you go' option on the most pikey level.
Perhaps I need to reach a certain threshold before I am awarded the prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# aemon holmes
really has gone to shit
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)

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