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# Where's Archie? Little something I spotted in Saturday's Times
CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Thieving A-rabs.
/embassy

EDIT: At least the tag remains.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# and is good recognition
i bet the Times's readers might be better employers than the "lads" who read Nuts and Zoo
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# did you go
to my school? Not heard 'Thieving A-rabs' for years!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Jerusalem Tech?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# 'ever reliable b3ta website'?
does this mean that Prince is in fact a litigious purple midget ponce?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# You missed the following expletives

Short-arsed smelly and gheybo


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Ever reliable!?!
WELL DONE ARCHIE

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# yay!
we are no longer scatological!

and 'ning
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# I for one will always be scatalogical madam,
good ning to you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Ahem?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# the sunday times?!
are we up-market now?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# we'll never reach the pinnacle of social recognition
until we're in the Nairnshire Telegraph
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# it's always just out of reach....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# you can't tell the difference between Saturday and Sunday?
No wonder you got thrown out of church AND the synagogue!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Excellent....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# you read the times,
or you were sleeping under it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# ning junior
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# junior?
how dare you sir!!

i demand satisfaction.
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# *sucker punches to the back of the head*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# I read the Independent
Someone I work with brought it to my attention who knows I waste my time here
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# zoo, nuts, the sun
and now the times, i'm reliably informed he's up for a knighthood as soon as the cheque clears.

nice one sir archie.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# it's all down to his funny handshake

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I've gaz'd him with this link
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)
# There we gooo running to teeeeacher like a total swotty spazmoooo
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# cheers for this fella, and also cheers to the folks who have let me know
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# *Hic!*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# i fuggin love ya, ya bashtards!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# hahahahaha Best. Tramp. Ever!
TJ: Look at what I gon an dun..... www.b3ta.com/board/7826638
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Sisyphean suicides ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# *googles*
Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Ha ha
Licensed to: serve beers, wines and spirits
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! fuscous, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Edited....

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Replace the O with a U
and you will get a click and 1000 burnt embassies
(IcantLive Needs sleep, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# shirley spelling his name wrong
is a bigger insult?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# That could be true
A click and 5000 burnt embassies for the OP

I read today that the bear was named after a boy in the teacher's class. Surely that means the boy should be stoned to death and the parents lashed/fined/imprisoned for blasphemy

Edit:

Hahaha, nice edit on the picture
(IcantLive Needs sleep, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# It was all the kids that chose the name
presumably they will all get 40 lashes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Kids though...
They'd probably pay the kid with no friends to stay in at break and do all the lashes for them.

Or was that lines.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# the whole thing's probably an elaborate prank
thought up by one really clever 6 year old, so that they can have a substitute teacher while this one's in jail getting her lashes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# I doubt it
just the infidel woman
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I hope so...
...since then we can claim that "Winnie The Pooh" is a deliberate mis-spelling of Mouhammed and start a war.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# It was a fine morning in the Hundred Acre Wood
and Winnie the Pooh was stoning the decadent infidel, Christopher Robin, down by the river, with Piglet and Tigger lending a hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# "I'm a prophet of very little brain"
said whinnie...

"how do you spell ADHD?" said tigger, before bouncing off the walls
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# I once spelled it as Tori Spelling
many embassies were lost in the week following
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# there was no need to change the spelling
either one is correct as it's a phonetic translation from Arabic
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] YAY!


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# *barbecues hambassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# We have the same taste in cows!


Click for bigger (100KB)

www.b3ta.com/board/7724146
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# aint made anything in a while....

Click for others

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)
# sinister
sinisterly AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:28, archived)
# captain hook!!
you wacky bastard!!

tick...tock....tick.....tock


woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# did you do the backdrop too?
it's all perfectly macabre. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Nah....
tis a photographer called Andrew Whefter, link is andrewhefter.com

He's not bad, the Rev. would have a field day on these photos :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# This is very sinister
the more so I just had to walk across a narrow bridge to get to work, though without any psychotic penguins

i'll see them later..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)
# I had to do this once
I was on a midnight hike, having to cross a tiny bridge over a lake, much like that one. The mist had come down while we were out, so walking across a narrow bridge, pitch black water, with everything disappearing a few metres away...Fun!

Something was making very scary noises across the lake too...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)
# that's brilliant
make more of them!

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)
# This is ace!
Woo

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)
# this scares me,
I might go read a nice fluffy war book in bed now.

Night peoples.
Edit: WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)
# sweet dreams jelly bean
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)
# nite mate!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Nicely
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry]



'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:21, archived)
# I'm going to eat you little fisheeeeeeeeeeeeee
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:21, archived)
# cos i like little fish
YOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:23, archived)
# ningles Duane
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *grips thermos*
'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)
# *dances round corners holding lapels*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)
# *gets mirror out of pocket*
i am looking GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:28, archived)
# coz I like eating fish
:)

Ningles sexy bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:23, archived)
# *blushes* Oh stop!




Carry on
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)
# :)
*writes poetry and sonnets about your loveliness... also write a couple of dirty limericks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Oooh, limericks?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)
# There was a beautiful woman called Trellis,
who enjoyed disciplining the fellas,
she did it with pride,
but never outside,
mostly in sex dungeons and cellars.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Oh I like that....
Can I put that in my profile?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)
# :)
yes you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# that's a bit clever
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)
# oh behave
:)

(thanks - Trelly's obviously a good muse)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# And muses get to wander around naked, right?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# they have to
other wise they get stripped and spanked
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Oooh, dilemma...
Strip or be stripped?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# wink
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# 'Ning Aphex
Nicely done!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:24, archived)
# 'ning dude
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Ning ning!

So I'm here. Now all I need is a coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)
# ningaling
have you looked under your desk?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)
# 'Ning medi
*hands coffee*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# *sends vat of Satans sperm*
'ning

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:28, archived)
# *coughs*

actually, that is quite nice, ta
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha!!
'nings you bum-bandit!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:28, archived)
# nings
*fires choclate bullets*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# *consumes*
hmmmm... nutty.. with a hint of sweetcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Sorry for the TOAP but stuck in my head
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Heheheheheh
*click*

Sans!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Genius!
Nicely done.

While I'm here. Anyone know the font in use on the message board? I know it's probably obvious, but I can't find a match anywhere.

Ta.



(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I'd check the CSS
but it's probably a web standard and something simple like Trebuchet or Verdana.
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# This,
I like

WOO YAY...

also - that heathen bitch is going down - I'm handing in my hijab and going it alone, tell the pen pushers at the town mosque they can keep my pension...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Phew
and my embassy still hasn't been burnt down
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:28, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Something old for the compy....

Clickity-click
Did this ages ago when I first started dabbling in flash..

*WARNING*
May contain traces of:
1)Mass kitten suicide
2)Some lizard acting a bit like kermit during his finest spack-outs whilst appearing to give you the finger.
3)Loud noises.
4)Flashy lights
5)Seaseme Street style visuals
6)The Fear

And if you don't want to click on the linky after that then I really don't know what else I can do for you....
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:12, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaaa!
if that dont make the newsletter i dont know what will!

WOOOOOO!

but then again I never know what is going to make the newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:17, archived)
#
Chance would be a fine thing...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:21, archived)
# I have clicked for later viewing
Looks very woo though!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:21, archived)
# I am also dabblings with flash


Stupid Interactive Media Production assignment...I have ten tiny vector animations to work on too...At least I have a month and a half to do it. I've improved on this one already actually...removed the unwieldy frame by frame mask (which is why its so jerky), and just greenscreened out the background, so I have a nice little 3D gif thingy going on. Beezer!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:25, archived)
# very nice
if a little jerky... have you hit the Koreans who animated it hard enough to make them do it properly?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Perhaps I should...
I tried rendering a Lightwave animation, importing it in, and then masking it frame by frame...kills the computer, and you get that lovely jerky motion. Figured out late last night that flash preserves gif transparency, so I'm slowly but surely removing all the background colour from my next animation, and then I'll just import it in, maybe tween it a little...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I was going to say tweening
but I didn't want to sound like I want to sound like I know what I'm talking about... if you understand me.

A friend of mine is working on a movie (with the people who did that french one about the cyclist) and they get their tweening hand drawn in Dundee - the Korea of Scotland apparently!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Belleville Rendevouz?
That film rocked!

I tried it with a still of the ship, and it seemed to work, and I figured out the ease slider! Woo! I'm hoping it'll look just as good with a big fancy animated gif...I am going to try it with a 3DS Max plugin I've found, as long as I can figure that out...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Good luck
and may the force be with you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Impeccable Polar Bear is saddened by all this animal suicide

So he's drinking himself to an early grave!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:08, archived)
# hahaha!!
nice..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:10, archived)
# I swear that bottle weren't floating last night!
It seamed fine to me!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)
# HUZZAH!
a new drinking partner!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:10, archived)
# pfft
new drinking panther.

'what would you like to drink drinking panther?'

'hiss, miyoooow' *scratch attack*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:15, archived)
# *turns to barman*
'A pint of Landlord, and a Stella for my drinking panther... and could you call an ambulance please?'

*falls down*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Floating wine!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# :D
It's due to the climate or something ..... maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] He was such an innocent young ginger,
He was only trying to fit in:(


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:50, archived)
# pffftttt....
33% - he wasnt really trying was he!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:51, archived)
# Gingers arent made out of rubber I'll have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:52, archived)
# true...
my time on the rack was awful!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Damn!
After clicking on your 2000th post link I now know why.
YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN STRETCHED!
Poor gingy:(
Here have a cup of tea
*passes tea*
*offers timtams*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:58, archived)
# TEA?!
blurgh!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:03, archived)
# *makes coffee*
timtams tast much better with that anyway;)

As for myself I shall stick to this nice little Spanish 2002 Tempranillo red along with my beer:)

Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:06, archived)
# coffee!!
yuck!!

can i have some juice?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:10, archived)
# over here VE HATE ZE JUICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Run Ginge!

'ello Sir Pig!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:52, archived)
# G'day mate!
seen some of your more recent efforts during my night time lurkage.
Very woo indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Thankyou Sir
You're too kind!
I thought you might be in hiding!
How you doing?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:57, archived)
# Over the hiding bit.
had to attend to a few things and will be dedicating a bit more time to family and business (got my wifey working for me now and this is FUCKING ACE!) rather than dicking about here too much through aus work days.

But I am fucking great! Thanks for asking:)

And yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:01, archived)
# I'm all good thanks
Me and the missus are thinking about teaming up but I'd be working for her ..... but mainly cocking about on here and the websites I may be starting.
Could be good....

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:03, archived)
# living the dream.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:06, archived)
# If it happens right I will be
for now I'll dream that it will be a dream.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Be careful,
I sack my wife at least 4 times a day;)

But she can get the cheques out of the clients without even asking, one even paid up a month early! (I take her around, introduce her to the clients and they seem to want to pull the cheque book out)

RESULT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Sounds like a good plan.....
Most of her clients are women so I guess she's hoping the same thing.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:12, archived)
# and I thought we had got rid of all the over-night cats...

Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:52, archived)
# And how exactly do you work that out?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:55, archived)
# i like this compo!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:52, archived)
# me too!
Though it does have that teetering on the bring of just ripping off Bunny Suicides.

But there are worse things to rip off
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:58, archived)
# pfft
daft

'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:56, archived)
# 'ning Nimbus
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:00, archived)
# raft
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:03, archived)
# YEHHHH BOYYY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Poor G Kitty :(
'Ning Nipples
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:00, archived)
# 'Ning you sexy little bird drawing vixen!
How you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Busy and stressed out
But t'will pass. And you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Stress sucks,
but you are right, it will pass (if you are like me it may only last a few days;) but all will be good during that time:)

As for me,
Not bad at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles all...

mind if i slide a compo related pea-roast in here?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:05, archived)
# :D
Where you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)
# You forgot purple drink
witch they grip n' sip
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:05, archived)
# me no understandy?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning chaps and chapesses...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:41, archived)
# hahaha!!
'ningles sah!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:44, archived)
# 'ning Ives!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:48, archived)
# 'ning the roman numaral once known as tan..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:50, archived)
# *office lols*
Lovely stuff. I'm mostly liking this challenge so far :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:44, archived)
# 'ning Mrs T
Where you been hiding?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:48, archived)
# York on Monday
Audit at work yesterday, so busy as all hell on Tuesday. But I'm back now, and I'm not going to let myself get busy today!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:55, archived)
# That's the spirit - Welcome back!
I wish I could share the same optimism .... I'm a virtual manager this week.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Virtually managing or managing virtual stuff?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Virtually managing
All the stress of management with out all the perks or money ...... MUG!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:05, archived)
# and was it a good hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:54, archived)
# It's ALWAYS a good hiding
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:56, archived)
# 'Ning Joe!
'ning B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Cows in the Niagra region...

are known to use the falls as a quick out
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:17, archived)
# poor old moo
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:19, archived)
# Ning Hozza!
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7827558
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Suicidal beef!
'Ning Zank
'Ning teh board
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:33, archived)
# *pinches arse*
ning!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:42, archived)
# Wahey!
'Ning!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7827558
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:54, archived)
# dibs on its rump once they fish it out!!
arf!
'NINGS ALL MY SEXY BITCHES!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:37, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7827558
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Lemmingcows!
'ello Zank!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:50, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7827558
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:01, archived)
# FUCKING 'NING! ZANK!
and everybody else:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:53, archived)
# I love this way too much
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:23, archived)
# good old post-dawn melbourne
nothing else matters!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck a Gorilla and Die
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(madvoodoo it must be the moon, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:23, archived)
# he loves it.
o no! siv!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:24, archived)
# How do you mean?
Fuck the Gorilla and die the hair on your shoulders blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 7:22, archived)
# aaaahhhahhahhahah!
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:25, archived)
# Is this where Chavkids come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:39, archived)
# same end, different process.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:48, archived)
# haha well said
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:56, archived)
# hello you!
doing well?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:18, archived)
# i'm alright thanks
hows tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:19, archived)
# super duper here.
of to bed soon, but work has been good and my body is co-operative lately. and i see kitties tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:21, archived)
# i don't get to see kitties very often anymore :-(
but when i visit home, it's great to see them
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:23, archived)
# you need surrogate kitties to visit.
see if a local shelter needs anyone to feed or offer playtime. you can put in a few hours a week, feel good about it and make you and some homeless kitties happy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:26, archived)
# hmmmm..
 
how does one do that without eventually adopting the poor little buggers?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:29, archived)
# i think that's the idea :-D
but i'm off to bed, g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:37, archived)
# 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:38, archived)
# that "blobbiemorph" thing in your profile will haunt my dreams for years to come.
just an addendum.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:42, archived)
# i fucking love blobbiemorph.
i open it up in two or three windows at once, drives mosquitoes out of the house like snap!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:51, archived)
# Blobbie, blobbie, WHAT'S YOUR SHAPE?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:56, archived)
# i bet if we look into it, CRASS were behind it.
2:00 am here, i'm off. pats to all good kitties!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:58, archived)
# Wow.
I should check people's profiles more often.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:40, archived)
# shhhh!
he gets to volunteer and adopt!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:39, archived)
# I TREAT KITTENS LIKE I TREAT WOMEN
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:12, archived)
# poo babies,
A valid explanation.
Many thanks,
Hummel
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:03, archived)
# there's a naked woman on my tv screen.
halp!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:22, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY FORMED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 7:29, archived)
# 'ning folks
I've just had a pleasant breakfast of egg, bacon, sausage, tomatoes and toats

it was nice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:05, archived)
# I HAD HERION AND ICE CREAM
I SUCK DICK FOR SMACK, BEN & JERRY'S
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:08, archived)
# that's jolly nice!
I hope you tipped the waitress to at least 37°
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:11, archived)
# congratulations, ma'am! it's a capsule!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:15, archived)
# TONIGHT WE DINE ON HUMAN FLESH
www.mortalwombat.com/Image/CatAttack.jpg

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:24, archived)
# i shall be taking more kitty pics tomorrow evening.
hopefully none involving teeth sunk into flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:26, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:28, archived)
# jasper and oom just got over a pee/spray war.
my poor ex had to do 8 billion bags of laundry. but now jasper is relaxed (i made my ex take him to the vet to check into urinary tract infections, and got him to but a gizmo that sprays cat face pheremones to encourage 'happiness and the mellow', too) and the pee only goes where it should.

oom's still a bit crabby, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:36, archived)
# i want to name a cat oom, what a great name.
actually, I want to name my next cat "Rtee Fufkin"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:20, archived)
# he almost got named cookie.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
he's on the right; his sister, pume, is on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:24, archived)
# Just keep him away from Gallegar
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:38, archived)
# *smash*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:48, archived)
# we are the new romans
tinyurl.com/3cqh65
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:38, archived)
# wtf?
what teh.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:40, archived)
# apparently
they give you golden poop
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:41, archived)
# i didnt need the image that has occured and embedded itself in my subconcious
...good god man!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:44, archived)
# voila!
www.delafee.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:49, archived)
# I wish I was rich and could use magic.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:52, archived)
# oh my.
this has burned out my uselessmeter.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:49, archived)
# voila!
www.wiebetech.com/products/MouseJiggler.php
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:52, archived)
# DEAR god in heaven sucking golf balls through a catheter while whistling God save the queen...
I thought i had seen it all
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:00, archived)
# voila!
www.mantlepies.com/parkinsons.html
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:02, archived)
# hhahhhahhhhhahhahha
hhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhah
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:03, archived)
# that actually has a use.
a limited and silly one, but still useful. eating gold? no use at all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:03, archived)
# admit it:
golden poop would be a bit cool, aye?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:06, archived)
# you mean yours aren't?
what are you, a commoner?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:11, archived)
# *mumble-grumble*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSq8ZBdSxNU
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:12, archived)
# *nine inch feyboys*
not nails, FEYBOYS!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:20, archived)
# hehehe
trent gayznor
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:23, archived)
# i wonder what an exotic birds cassette sells for on ebay?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:27, archived)
# one million billion
i guess
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:29, archived)
# hmm..
tinyurl.com/2musvk
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:32, archived)
# *doesn't bid*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:52, archived)
# oh wow.
 
THAT WAS AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:33, archived)
# i'll see if /links wants it.
edit: this video has been seen 3261728489372527 times on youtube. are you sure we haven't seen it?

bah, i bet most people here haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:41, archived)
# Then post it. You just need to click the post button a second time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:28, archived)
# hot potato,
hot potato,hot potato,hot potato,hot potato,!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:51, archived)
# LET'S DO SIT-UPS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:42, archived)
# that fat in the cat.
by doctor suet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:44, archived)
# this would kaleidascope nicely
*twizzles
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:46, archived)
# POKIEMON
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:37, archived)
# WHADDAYOO LIKE T'PLAY?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:44, archived)
# SNAXE AND MORE GODDAMNED SNAXE!
FUCK THE LADDERS! BRING ON THE SNAXE!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:54, archived)
# where'd b3ta go?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:32, archived)
# temporary outage due to insufficient snarn.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:32, archived)
# *imagines rob rob tripping over power cable, spilling his pot noodle into the server
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:34, archived)
# You call him rob rob like he's a pot bellied pig
to be placated with some bacon and some slyly slipped in slivers of an old shoe.

"He'll never notice the difference...The fat cunt."
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:06, archived)
# could be worse.
could be a pot-bellied ginger pig.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:16, archived)
# still worth more than a feckin macbook.
Cost to purchase b3ta for a week (at cost price) £500.00
Hours of work put in by b3tans ....feckin 1000's
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:35, archived)
# You're kidding me?
They didn't purchase b3ta for a week, they offered an actual prize for something we'd do anyway, and £500 is a damn decent amount when you'd otherwise be doing it purely for the giggles.

We're not professional image providers, most of us are just here for our own amusement, I hardly see it worth moaning about if people give us stuff for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# lawsuits again.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:36, archived)
# but.....but
...............
can it be nilked?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:38, archived)
# milfed?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:41, archived)
# nilk!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:42, archived)
# haha, you're crippledead!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:43, archived)
# children would agree
merry christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:53, archived)
# ah, the happy tykes of slushville.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:01, archived)
# THE FUCK
 
hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:41, archived)
# HELLO!
HOW ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:43, archived)
# FANTASTICALLY WELL.
 
I have made at least one goodpicture today, as well as some assorted crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:48, archived)
# i'm just getting in, so i'll have to poke about for it.
or you could point me to it....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:49, archived)
# I liked it so much I already re-posted it lol
 
b3ta.com/board/7826885
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:07, archived)
# I liked the elkipedia one too
And this one:
www.b3ta.com/board/7827074
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:10, archived)
# ya, elkipedia was my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:14, archived)
# I did that with notepad.exe.
 
Why I did it, I have NO idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:32, archived)
# heh.
i work with excel a lot. sometimes i get ideas for pics and then i just give up.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:51, archived)
# mine too
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:40, archived)
# haha!
i just saw it, i was spazzing in and out of here and emailing some twit from craigslist. i'm selling everything.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:12, archived)
# I SAW THE CRAP
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:09, archived)
# SORRY TO JEST.
YOU HAD SOME HUMMUS TODAY.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:32, archived)
# THAT WAS NO SUICIDE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:34, archived)
# csi kennels
!
*dons sherlock outfit "WHODUNNIT"
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:34, archived)
# it couldn't be any worse than the new york one.
fucking entire cast are subliterate mongs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:37, archived)
# hahhahhahhhahhhahhhahha
"fucking entire cast are subliterate mongs."
hahhhhahhhaa




*Dexter only thing worth watching on tv at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:40, archived)
# well, they are.
i watch judge judy, it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:45, archived)
# DON'T PEE ON MY LEG AND TELL ME.. WELL ACTUALLY JUST DON'T PEE ON MY LEG, OKAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:48, archived)
# THAT'S A LOT OF WHO-SHOT-JOHN!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:51, archived)
# he looks bored
"sigh, they said this'd help me get to sleep faster, but it's taking forever..."
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:35, archived)
# dog eye is frosted......died of hypothermia before bloodloss
*not profesional based opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:37, archived)
# when you die
everything turns white around you
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:47, archived)
# glaucoma
not hypothermia
poor critter wasn't long for this world. Was probably in a lot of pain already.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:53, archived)
# My cat will never get glaucoma.
 
I'd be pretty bummed if he got lung cancer, though..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:55, archived)
# if mine got cancer/died
i guess i'd buy/kidnap a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:45, archived)
# i got cancer, don't kidnap me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:52, archived)
# Your cat has no eyes?
How does he smell?

um... I think I fucked that up...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:52, archived)
# I mean, from all the passive he gets in my flat.
 


He does have a touch of cataract already.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:04, archived)
# smoke more, dad!
i know people who own battery-powered bongs that blow the smoke into your lungs. it's frightening how fast you can get high with them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:13, archived)
# *fills syringe with 3 week old bong water*
*injects*
*gets very high then dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:38, archived)
# he?
i can't see any gun
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:40, archived)
# MURDER:
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:36, archived)
# THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS IS A MURDER.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:49, archived)
# haha and the worst part is that that is most definitely the caption on some sappy mystery novel somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:54, archived)
# MURDER.. FOR CHRISTMAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:54, archived)
# MURDER... FROM A GUN!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:57, archived)
# ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO MURDERS.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:27, archived)
# DEAR SANTA, PLEASE DON'T LET THEM FIND THE BODIES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:32, archived)
# SAVE ROOM FOR RAPE!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:48, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:37, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:01, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:09, archived)
# could be porn, could be santa...
...could be both.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:15, archived)
# DING DONG!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:19, archived)
# uh-oh, i'm all out of xmas.
almost bedtime though. i'm nearly gone....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:31, archived)
# Death with honour!
Sayonara!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:43, archived)
# oh my.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:49, archived)
# ouch the pun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ...breathe deep...the gathering gloom...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:17, archived)
# The steam coming out of that
should clear his sinuses and make him feel a lot better.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:18, archived)
# haha, this.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:32, archived)
# you know that will only make him grow stronger.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:18, archived)
# ...it knocked him out.......forever!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:21, archived)
# awww schnookums!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:22, archived)
# THAT IS NOT THE SAME CAT
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:24, archived)
# it is the same cat
after the radiation turned his fur a different fluffy color
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:24, archived)
# Radiation?
From a coal-fuelled power station?

I think not.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:26, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:35, archived)
# I FOR ONE BELIEVE THEM
they've never lied to me before



...




except that once
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:37, archived)
# that once, when they told you that the coal plant was actually a nookyoolur facility
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:43, archived)
# ...Aaaaarrrrrrrrrhhhhh!!!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:27, archived)
# damn cosy ...
*dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:24, archived)
# Think I know his owner

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:29, archived)
# relaxing :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:30, archived)
# ...WAKE UP!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:31, archived)
# Whaaaat?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:35, archived)
# i now happily nodding off
*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:34, archived)
# this not suicidal
just a bit of congestion.

original hummus from teh Goodies 1975ish
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:24, archived)
# ....*burp*...!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:29, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:33, archived)
# i know that kittin :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:33, archived)
# Is he one of yours, or an interweb foundling?
 
www.b3ta.com/board/4649155
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:48, archived)
# interweb foundling
he's a cute bugger though


nice backspazz, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:56, archived)
# Yay for Twinkle!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:30, archived)
# 'ning!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:34, archived)
# ...and tomcatzilla is born!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:17, archived)
[challenge entry] DON'T DO IT, TINY HORSE
 


YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:11, archived)
[challenge entry] i... love horses!
TJ: not worth its own thread:

Not the most pleasant of ways to do oneself in...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:18, archived)
# so.. many.. penguins..!
 
didn't you have a version of that in reverse?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:19, archived)
# the force is strong in this one
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:21, archived)
# YOU LOVE HO>>>>>,.............
feeling a little horse after all that shouting
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:23, archived)
# ...dinner is served!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:24, archived)
# WHAT IS CAUSING THIS IMMENSE DEPRESSION?
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:35, archived)
# I SUSPECT IT IS CAUSED BY THE WORSENING SNARN DEFICIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:50, archived)
# SNARN IS HARD TO MAKE
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:28, archived)
# THIS IS TRUE. WE MUST ACT QUICKLY TO CONSERVE WHAT LITTLE SNARN REMAINS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:35, archived)
# what's even sadder is that he forgot to pay the gas bill.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:00, archived)
# ahhhahhah!
 
YOU'RE SO DUMB, TINY HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I say, has this been done already, pip pip?
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:26, archived)
# I neither know nor care if it's bindun
For this is a very nicely done, yet very sad pic.

You may have half a cheese sandwich, and a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Cheers. I'm right starving.
I may just go whip up some noodles. Want some?
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Instant pot-noodle crap or proper noodles?
If the latter, yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)
# Emmm..
Sharwoods extra fine egg. Kinda halfway between the two? Tossed in Soy Sauce with little bits of ham sprinkled through it.
And on that note I'm off. Goodnight, y'all.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:53, archived)
# I tossed in your soy sauce
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:12, archived)
# Scrummy
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:15, archived)
# Glad to be of service
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:25, archived)
# noooo
Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle. don't do it
(katesbush, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:36, archived)
# This is a right depressing challenge
But who, in their right mind, would marry a man called Tiggy-Winkle? That marriage was doomed from the start.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)
# ...lookout!.......lookout!.......lookout!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:26, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:31, archived)
# Fool me once, shame on — shame on you...

...Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
Clip here
(moistness, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Gore was ok in the Futurama film
But quick TJ - who the hell is so OCD as to write a wiki page about doorknobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:02, archived)
# humm particularly referencing the infections they can spread...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:04, archived)
# DOORKNOBS CAN SPREAD MANY INFECTIONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:04, archived)
# "NOT TO BE TAKEN INTERNALLY"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:08, archived)
# GIDDYAP
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)
# What a big knob between his legs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Yes.
One could almost describe him as a door handle rider.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:25, archived)
# ahem
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:36, archived)
# I BEG TO DIFFER
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
#
Oxford Comma of Doom?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:47, archived)
# Oh dear, that's our own Comma!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:50, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:50, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:51, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:52, archived)
# haha i forgot "Spoon!" was The Tick's signature battlecry
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:26, archived)
# I QUESTION THE VERACITY OF THESE SO-CALLED FACTS
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elk
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:53, archived)
# It's like the old Rob Newman joke about looking up the word "tree" in the dictionary
I mean, it's a fucking tree, for fucks sake...a tree? Don't you know what a tree is? Jesus...

I just watched Bender's Big Score tonight, and was well impressed that Gore agreed to do it. It was well good.

[edit] For fuck's sake, "A doorknob is a device which enables doors and windows to be opened."

Who uses a doorknob to open a window? Unless they pull it off the door and throw it through the glass, I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:17, archived)
# ..but windows don't have knobs, they have handles, latches or levers..!
 
DAMN YOU WIKIPEDIA! DAMN YOU AND YOUR TRIVIAL INNACCURACIES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:57, archived)
# Bender's Big Score tried too hard to be clever.
It was good, but it could have been better. Maybe I just got too excited about it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 7:34, archived)
# And which ker-raaazy cat added "anal" with back-passage...?!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:06, archived)
# pfffffffft!
 
Subtle..

I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Ha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:08, archived)

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