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# England's Glory...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!!
*clicks*
haha!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *horn*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I say!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha. oh god...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hahah
that is a beast, Gordon.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# it's a shower
not a grower
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Haha!
Hypnotic.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
how rude ;-)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# HAHAHA THIS
reminds me of the Slender Lorris on Shooting Stars :D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# So wrong...
so very wrong...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hahahaha.....
just plain wrong

*click*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Well, that's not disturbing...
*may be lies* Woo!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Crikey!
*adjusts monocle*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Thats quite a penis, there
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
excellently well done sir!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# This caused an out loud 'WHAT THE FUCK'.
And also a quiet awe of it's potential when proud.
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I also just realised that it's prehensile
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# hehehe
I can't stop looking?

/confused
(, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# NNNNNggggggggg
Mindbleach please....





/has newfound respect for Gordon
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# AOLFLCOPTER
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# indeed
Can you see the real me?


7
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Are we gonna see some nude Freebees then?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Bilbobarneysknob
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# COR!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# 'ello!



(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# good lord
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Arf!
You loon!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *Spangspangspangspang*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Down Verity!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *goes down*
:D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# *says nowt*
*just enjoys*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# *snigger*
The Great Arcocktect


(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# ivesbellend?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I'm a few posts away from that now
/thank goodness!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# not too long until my 30000!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Get a life n00b ;)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# get a what?
*grabs dictionary*

oh. my. god.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# yes, yes, I wasn't gonna mention that you copped out . . .
yes I wasn't gonna mention that you copped out . . .cropped out maybe . . . C]:0D


(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# no no, definitely copped out!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *gasps*
super hyper mega nekkid tiem!!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ROFFLCHOPSOMGLOLZORZ
R2D2C3PO!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I was going to do this with something a bit more notorious,
...but then I thought naah - I'll wind up Ivesy instead.


(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# So good they named it twice
*edit* and then once again.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# yah yah - ctrl+c seemed to stop working for a while.
fixed.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# :)
I actually thought I was going mad until I saw other messages beneath mine...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# so good they posted it twice . . .
Woo! and Woo!


(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Ye Gods I edited it in about 7 seconds.
Clipboard didn't pick up my hat, mkay? ;p

but at least the fact that I failed to compo it slipped under most people's radar...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# you mean . . .
you don't add your hat by telepathy as I do . . . ?


(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# My powers are weak
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# don't look ivesb!!!
it's not true!!!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# AAAIIIEEEE!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Call that tramp juice?
THIS is tramp juice.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Are we playing Spot the Difference?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# WHAT?
Best drink ever!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Have you never supped upon the nectar that is
Kopparberg?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# it is shit
as well.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# oh ha ha ha.
*ignores*


hahaha!
i think i'll print and laminate them for coasters at home!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Weakbow, more like
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Yay
for winding up Ivesy!!

...and woo to the pic!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# 'yay for winding up ivesy'?
*slaps*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Oh, so it's a slap fight you want?
* slap
* slap
* slap
* slap
* slap
* slap


* slap



...and
* slap
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Here boys, you might need this:
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# It's okay
I already scratched his eyes out.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# or this . . .



(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Monsieur, with these puns you are really spoiling us!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *grabs*
*fills with bricks*
THUD!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *cheeks practically glow red*
you asked for it punk..
*loads Blunderbuss with old slappers*
BOOM!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# ropey slappers?
ugh - not that!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I love how the industry is trying to make cider fashionable again
By raising the price.

"Nah - I got pissed on it when I was 14 and was really sick on it - never again. What? It's £4 a bottle - oh it must be good stuff then."
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Worked with Stella...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Only briefly.
It's still known as Wifebeater.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# This seems a good time to mention I now charge £20,000 for my bedroom services.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# what's that?
Building bedrooms?

I could use a couple extra!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# For you,
£40,000.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# thats about a billion dollars!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# It was yesterday.
1.5 billion today.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# It's a bargain at twice the price!
Get to work!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# who, me?
*nails a cardboard box to the side of heffs house*
pay up chump. er, i mean champ.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# What's the service?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# About 5 minutes of action, then I fall asleep.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# For that price this action had better include a motorbike stunt or two...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Whatever you like, baby.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *sets up the ramp and primes the explosions*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Again, back to Somerset
we KNOW cider has to be lumpy, have rotten bits of apple floating in, be the colour of piss and come in a plastic container, that probably originally contained Meths.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Black Rat FTW
We used to play "Drink four pints and find the toilet" in The Old Oak.

If you could your mates would stand you the rest of the night. Not that there would be much left for you.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Aha, repost tiem


Only the first panel is strictly relevant
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# It's all relevant!
Got any more in the works?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# heheheh
I better take myself off then :P
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# And wher new_matt pretends to be both:P
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# i *am* a sexy 18-year-old girl with cracking tits
who is trying to explore her sexy side...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# *grooms*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# do u trade pics?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# cracking tits?
use an exfoliator
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# the cracking could be dried bukkake
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# aha!
in which case, carry on
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# *slurps*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# i knew a girl who had cracking tits
it wasn't pleasant
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# We saw a few similar pictures in lectures today.
Lovely radiotherapy side effects.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I am a 13 year old girl...
who finds this comment offensive!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# hahahahaa
:)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# work is making that a redex and myimager doesn't do png's
can i have a detailed description please!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# It's a picture of ZZ top
doing a goatse. All 3 of them.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# and all the ringpieces have mini-beards
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha!
*bokes*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# You must now make this picture :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# If I had half the talent
as I have warped imagination, then I would do.

I leave the artistic side of this site to my brother.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Who is...?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# An Eagle In Your Mind
is his username.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Oh I see!
Yay for b3ta families :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# better than that
you can have it as a jpeg, i'm hamfisted enough not to notice that paint.net defaults to a penguin file
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# aha!
thanks
haha!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I've always called them Pings in the past,
but that changes right now.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# then my work here is done
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# MySpace
a place for 16 year old boys to tal sexy to 16 year old boys pretending to be girls and the myspace search field contains the word lesbians....
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# what is this 'myspace' that you talk of?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# it's something the kids use on the "internet"
me and you grandad, we'll stick to Ceefax
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# bamboozle!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# now that's entertainment!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# That was the greatest thing ever!
Is it still on there?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# i believe so
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Yays!
*goes and finds*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# mind you
i also believe the moon landings were faked and that horses are just angry cows, so don't trust me
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Ha ha!
I joined Myspace because everyone in my old job was a member and I wanted to keep in touch after I left the country.

Then I saw that my boss used it as a place to post photos of herself in bondage gear and I stopped using it.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Got a link? ;)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# If you really want....let's see if I can find it...
www.myspace.com/dollyoddlegs

I think it's more the fact that she used to be my boss that makes it all the more shudderable.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# she looks quite saucy
i'd better sign up
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# this^
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# for religious fanatics and people of an asian persuation
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Make way for Jesus' bandwidth...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha!



(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Not London Bashing?:P
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# eh?
not today . . .


(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Well what about on the 31st May then?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Sorry, not a whelk's chance inna supernova
not a whelk's chance inna supernova

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# What's with this sudden obsession with whelks?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# he's got a small winkle:P
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# with a tiny mussel
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I've heard bad things about his cockle, too.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *yays*
You're coming:P
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# no, when I say I'm not coming that means I'm not coming
when I say I'm not coming that means I'm not coming

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# pfft!
what - no thongs of praithe?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# with Sora Hird
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# nope! but there is this!



(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# BBC iPlayer
Just like Real Player, but even shitter if that's possible.

And you have to have Realplayer.

Did we mention, it's just a RealPlayer skin?

Oh we did.

Good

Cos you know you have to download realplayer...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# haha!!
good old BBC!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# ^ this
why does the bbc persist with using realplayer?

why?, do you hear me bbc?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Yeah, this has pissed me off for so long!
They claim that its because it is free and cross platform and stuff but there are lots of other better programs that do that!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# is it?
it works far better than 4OD for me
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# This
with 1000 more cherries on top.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# or you could just use Real Alternative for playing RealMedia files without the shite of RealPlayer

if you must... :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# that is a good suggestion
I've avoided real media files and streams for years due to realplayer being a cunt.
I might be able to listen to the gers winning the league on bbc scotland after all :D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# arf!!


it's not that good!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# it must be
it says Caley aren't bottom
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# this is the only thing i use it fer...
football... which of course wuill garner no sympathy round these parts.

Come on you Spurs!!!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# heheh Spurs
my view of Spurs is tainted because all the girls I know who like football like Spurs
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Its funny you should say that
as I have noticed all of the girls who are my facebook "friends" have been cheering Spurs this week. I never knew....
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *grumbles*
spurs with all their bloody money, taking our players for a fraction of what he would cost if he was moving from an english club. fuggers.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# :?
Berbatov? Or maybe you are referring to The Scot....
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# yes, hutton
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# It's worse than that
it's a Windows Media Player skin with a hidden P2P server which turns your machine/ internet connection into the BBC's bitch
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# statue and mountains!!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Bit pi in the sky if you ask me.
Woo
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# arf!!
:)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Oooh, it's a pi in its natural environment.
Very nice.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# its before they catch them
and put them into slavery doing calculations!! :D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# You should see the conditions that a battery pi is kept in.
Disgraceful.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# i like free range pi
i try not to buy battery pi if i can help it! poor things :(
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# ALWAYS check the label on your equations before you buy.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# this
but remember pi is for life - not just for christmas :D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Ancient man's tribute to pi?
Hmm, speaking of which, I'm kinda hungry...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# mmmmm pie!!!
i jsut had some crab sticks that had no flavour!! boo!! they used to be really nice!! :D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Would.
Oh it's a pi. I thoght it was a lady bending over and touching the floor.

Mmm... ladies bending over and touching the floor...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# mmmm bending woman!!!
:)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Yes.
Do it!

"Be Pi, woman!"
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# not bi-pi-lar then!!
i'll get my coat!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Nice!
Reminds me of where my fiance used to live.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# is that befoe you killed them???
:D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
*Ahem*

I mean...no...we moved...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# hahahaa
so no jersey kids home for you then :D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# No...
But let's face it, the kids lived in Jersey...the home was doing them a favour.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# i'd give that 3.14159265358979323846.. out of 4
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# hahhaha
:) ta! :D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Fab!


(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# thank ya sir Hat
:)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# prehistoric at-at?
erm..i mean...PI!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# hahhahaa
maybe its an at-at thats been petrified :D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# thats very woosome!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# thank you sir!!
:)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# crikey
I am liking the brownery and greenery

but the sky does it for me :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# thanking you
the sky was just a gradient, clouds filter and some brushing. :D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Nice painterly styling there!
Congrats! :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Finger linckin good
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha!
i love his expression!

nyom nyom
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] pea from t'other board


Click for bigger (121KB)

enjoyed this so much I am now looking for the other flavours
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# 't other board?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# what other board?
what the fuck?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# LOL!
We need this! ;)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# haha
yes, we certainly require this.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Ahem
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# if, by other board, you mean 'earlier'
then yes
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# You can never step into the same board twice.
/obscure philosophy
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# That too needs revising.
It should be "You can never step into the same river."

By "same" multiple rivers are indicated.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Ah, it was done from memory.
It's been a while since I did any Greek philosophy.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha
No - you quoted it correckly.

I think it's a Taoist ... wisdom ... thing.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'm sure I heard it stated by an ancient Greek philosopher.
Maybe he was pinching ideas.
edit: Heroclitus, apparently.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Thieving cunt.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# you posted this a couple of hours ago, on this board.
you're mad.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# TUTT!
*dancdes around the Tutt Maypole*


(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# you mean there are other pages on t'interwebs?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# There's another board?
EDIT: Here's a helpful hint for you before you get flamed to death - pearoast something in an existing thread.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# didn't need to shop this
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# wheat are you talking about?
you might've CROPped it!


(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# This reminds me
In morrisons last night I saw some Dutch Puffs.

I know the spelling isn't all there, but it still made me giggle like a child.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I'm the same when I see Wanton Puffs at chinese restaurants.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# wanton?



(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# haha, a repost for every occasion.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] a brutally honest rebrand
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# haha!!
the only time i've been on the underground was when i honeymooned in london.
it was really loud...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Sign of a good honeymoon, that.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# it was very good actually...
and all we could afford.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Hooray for that!
Mrs Heffrey and I had our honeymoon given us as a gift from my folks. Elsewise we'd have been back in our apartment doing not much other than we'd've normally done.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# that was nice!
where did they send you?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Florida!
...where we avoided Disneyworld like the plague it is.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# cor!
that was bloody good of them!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Truly!
Lotsa of memories from the trip - more humorous than anything else.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# They did a decibel test on it a year ago.
My line (Vicoria) got up to 120 - louder than a Jumble Jet taking off.

I'm sure there's some Health and Safety issue there.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# This seems appropriate then!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] encore!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Hurray!
Woo
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# pffft!
i hate mickey mouse.
he's such a drip.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# he could kick your arse
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# i could take him!!
bring it on mickey!!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I bet he'd fight dirty - he'd pinch and pull hair.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# fight to win baby!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Cut'm down
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# or atleast get rid of the fake ones
edit: how rude, as below, the effect is bloody well done
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# No keep the fake ones
get rid of the real ones
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# but then we cant get the chavs
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# cos the real ones
are doing such a good job
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Oooo
I like the sparking effect.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# ^this^
thats fantastical!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# fanks
i think i could be a bit faster. Thanks all :-)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Faster would be more realistic, but less pretty.
I think I prefer it slow.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Wrong!
Speed is just right, tbfh.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# cool
i'll keep it this way
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# That's lovely.
Woo
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# This is most woosome.
But with nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear.

What could possibly go wrong?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies for the piss-poor rendering

but you get the idea.
might correct it a bit later...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# damn sky and that stupid wireless internet box thing of theirs!!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# They are just such rip off merchants
you want it, you pay for it, and how!

Lord only knows why folks keep bending over for more...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# it's not that i feel ripped off
it's just that the wireless box thingy puts out such a pissant signal my computers wireless do-dad can't pick it up!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# i love my SKY+
wont touch their broadband with yours
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Strangely, I'm not surprised, they do seem to excell at being doing things half arsed and dumbfuck
eg. did you know SKY+ boxes use exactly the same amount of leccy 'turned off' as turned on and it's written into your contract that you must not disconnect it from the mains?

Imagine what that means for a country full of them...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspired by lack of work ethic.
Hope its not been done...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Pffft!
Great stuff!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Haha!
I'm not sure why I dislike shopping in Tesco so much.
Maybe it's my English desire to always side with the underdog.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Or the fact that Tesco's is full of povvers.
That's certainly why I do.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Or...
It could just be that the closest the staff get to Customer Service is shrugging "I dunno" and getting back to talking to their friend.
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:39, archived)
# hahaha!!
nice!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# tee hee
*clicks*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm afwfully sorry
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# PANDACOCK!
or a cock-headed Panda?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# hahah!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# pfffttt....
*clcick*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
if only the pandas had cocks that size.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# What! They already have enough trouble.
Although I wish mine was that size instead of this massive thing I have to lug around.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# the internet is full of people with massive cocks.
it's amazing. I wonder why they never get any sex.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I assume it's too difficult to find a woman with the required capacity.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# mine isn't
it's average.
just thought you'd all like to know!
=D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# *compares*
mine too! yay!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# average for what?
average for a european male with red hair and drinks strongbow? That's not really something to brag about, y'know...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# or an american that drives a giant truck?
=D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# You're so funny thinking that's a big truck!
Gives me some insight as to what you consider to be large, though...

: D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# haha
*titters about Trojans being the narrowest condoms in the world*

ASPARAGUS COCK
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# You mean it's quite tasty but makes your piss smell?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# man inches..
*holds hands a foot apart*
=D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# You can't seriously think I was being serious
Srly?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# no no, dont take it personally
It wasnt meant to be a dig at you, sorry. It just reminded me of a troll I happened upon while playing online pool... he repeatedly called me a cunt for no reason and when i congratulated him on his vocabulary and grasp of anglo-saxon and suggested he was a retard, he replied:
"anways, I cant be retarted coz I've got a massiv cock"
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Cool, jus checking!
:)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Spunkasaurus?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
Rilly well done! Woo!


(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Pincherbollox!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# haha

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] o
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
My fave of teh Orange ones so far! :D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Are we allowed to post pictures like this?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# NO!
Prince will tell his mum and she'll ring the WebSheriff and he'll e-mail rob and rob will cry!

OOOOH! You just made rob cry!

that said: Woo!


(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# What ho!
*passes tissue to rob*
Oi! They're not for that! dirty little bugger
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# ewww!
He blew his nose! Everyone knows tissues is for fwapping!


(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably bindun in B3ta comps past, but felt the need to...


...there, all better.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Deserves more replies
woo!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
Right, I'm off to the hairdressers. I'm dead nervous, but then I always am when I get my hair cut.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Good luck chick-a-dee
Hope it's fab
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# If it's not I shall be setting fire to the woman.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Don't let your nerves get to you
Your hair'll come out looking pretty funky if you're all nervous and shaking the whole time...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# maybe you should stop going to see Sweeney Todd then
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# before and after pics please.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Sorry C_kick...


P.S: I refuse to compo it, because as I see it, you are allowed to change the logo, but not the brand name.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# rules are made to be ignored....
compo it!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)

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