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# Yep it's the b4 Photoshop
http://www.emptyisum.org/b3ta/b4photoshopafterphotoshop.jpg
& the After Photoshop photo.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Still looks like a cunt
Whats the change?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Did they send him to war then?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# WAR
what is he good for?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# HAHAHA well good!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# War ... WAR ... what is it good for?
settling political disputes.
claiming resources.
population control.
that sort of thing.
too pragmatic?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Say it again
HOooUUR
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# He's been out there for weeks and noone told us.
Now we know, but still don't particularly care.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I've got loads more respect for him as a royal now
We need more of our Royals to goto war
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# by got to war do you mean
have a chance of getting shot in the head.

How far behind the front line is he?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# He has been in action, and has exchanged fire with the enemy
My primary concern now is that every British soldier out there will be put at risk because, not unnaturally, the Taliban and all their chums will be chucking everything they can at them in the hope of hitting the 3rd in line to the throne.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)
# If he does get shot will Mohamed Fayed blame the queen?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# He's putting the men his unit in danger
what he does with his own life is his own business.

Anyway, monarchies are dumb. Semi-Crypto Aristocracies for the win.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
#
he's the british media're

if he was allowed to go out with no fanfare then his unit would be in no extra danger.

they (him and wills) should've used the Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg moniker and no-one would have a clue who these Germans in our army are (or harry could've gone in as hewitt)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I'd be happier
if he was actually related to the Royal family ;)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# If anyone has anything not nice about Pasanonic they'd like to say
they can say it under my username as I am on ignore.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# i thought he looked quite dashing.
his dad should be proud.


well done james old chap.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Thank this lots for this one.
www.b3ta.com/board/8113353



I learned toooo much today.

.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# rofl
Edit: You're welcome :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# FP it :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I clicked it
But thats the best I can do :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I didn't. :(
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Mooncup
:)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I just read it.
*bleugghhhhsss everywhere*

Bleghhhh.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)
# That actually sounds like a really pretty nickname :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Glad I don't have it = only to find out what it means.
Here, meet my friend mooncup and her sister Buttplug.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# OK then,
what is this Mooncup thing then?

EDIT: Oh my, I just googled it....
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Apparently
wads of cotton aren’t good enough for girls so they fitted themselves with a mini septic tank and called a mooncup.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Arf!
Nice work Waxdart, I dont recall seeing you around much lately....
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# :(
work. :( and in the night stand up:) No time to colour in.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I see.
Stand up eh? Just starting out or are you getting some good gigs?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# been going for over a year
Getting gigs, got to take a break for first born in april. Then build it back later in the year.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Awesome!
Good luck with it!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# *suddenly doesn't want to have supper*
it's tomato soup, obviously.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I'm glad I've already eaten.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I'm upset that I have not eaten.
And it doesn't seem like I will for a while.
Oh well.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Be glad HappyToast didn't do it.
That slosh would have been animated in 3D.

I could go home, fire up lightwave. spend 5 hours getting it just right. but erm no.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# I'M GONNA GO MAKE A POT-NOODLE.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# REMEMBER TO ADD LOTS OF KETCHUP.
MMMMMM KETCHUP.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# I'LL ADD PERIOD LUMPS TOO.
MMMMMMM.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# DON'T KELLOGGS MAKE THOSE?
MMMMMMMM SPECIAL P
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
# HAHA.
YEAH. THEY'RE WELL SOGGY.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I ate pie again.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Fat bastard.
:)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Oh yeah.
The amount of butter I put in the pastry is obscene.
However, I had green beans, peas and cabbage with it.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I just eat lard on its own.
That's why I have such a fine figure.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# On its own? That's fucking gross.
You need to give it a good sprinkling of salt to really bring out those delicious flavours.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# No! Dip it in batter and chocolate.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# On French toast.
Nyom.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Top it with some butter to give it a cake like look and feel
the kids love it.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Needs a cream filling.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Yes, Yes
That is a must too.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# LOL INGREDIENTS
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:47, archived)
# I made myself a pie earlier for lunch :)
It was a Chilli Beef one with my special Chilli Chips as accompaniment. I made the pastry myself and everything too. Why on earth do people feel the need to buy ready made pastry? It is the easiest thing in the world to make!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# I'm still perfecting my technique, it turns out a little different every time.
Mine was a beef and ale pie with plenty of mushrooms and onions and things.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Mmmmm
I've never made a pie.
I think I'll try
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)
# It's not that difficult, if the pastry turns out alright.
Other than that, it's just like making a stew.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I make a fecking good stew.
just need to give it a breadlike hat.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Exactly.
Don't skimp on the butter.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# or lard
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# So long as you don't try and make it healthy, it should be fine.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Recycling.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Oh no!
It's see-thru!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# wasn't so heavy that month
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# It's better when it's diluted.
*drinks*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# What?
Eeeeeeewwwww


Tasty!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Compo it!
:D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I hope its ok to compo this... *edit* thanks for the clicks!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# THAT
is nice!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Can you believe this?
At an awards ceremony for Legoland employees, winning staff were presented with little Lego likenesses. However, when 29-year-old Roy Jenkins received his figure, it was wearing a tiny blue sling in recognition of his withered left arm, the result of a teenage motorbike accident. Jenkins claimed that it left him depressed, reclusive and unable to work. He apparently claimed £14,000 for the humiliation and loss of earnings.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Arf!
Flids eh? What are they like!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# True multitaskers.
they can combine typing and headbanging at the same time.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Ha!
That reminds me of when I went to see Velvet Revolver. Me and my mate managed to blag our way into the Disabled Area, long story, and there were all these headbangers in wheelchairs who were going more crazy than the fully abled people in the mosh!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Fine by me.
Woo!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# it made me laugh, so why not :)
*click*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# That is the best thing EVAR!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# haha!
*tucks into delicious pirate ship*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Wibble wobble wibble wobble
jelly on a plate.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Woo
very nicely!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I clicked 'I like this' until the keyboard fell off.
woosome, sir, truly woosome.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# That gets clickage
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# wobble-tastic!
:D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# yay!
Pretty and tasty! I like how you made the colors come out right where the blocks overlap.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Sly Compost Pea Roast



Two shit compo entries for the price of none!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# And why, precisely, did they need to go in a new thread?
I hate this, I just posted my compo entry down there *points* and I put it in an existing thread, to give new posts a decent chance.

I rather like my image, I think it is good, perhaps my best work, but I didn't think that meant it was okay to push someone's original work of the board.

Every compo we get this - you wouldn't do it with non-compo entries, so why with challenge entries?

Bah!

I'm off to church.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I thought they were funny.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Thanks Doc...
Pedantichrist, I hadn't realised you'd formulated a rule set to judge whether a picture was worthy of it's own thread or not, I assumed if it was slightly funny and hadn't been posted in the last 24hrs only the assholes would moan about it...

Oh, wait...


Enjoy church :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
# It is, by your own admission, a repost.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Preaching here...
Preaching at church...
I'm seeing a connection...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Prince Harry in combat shock
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# What a cunt!
If you are rich then you should not ever have any fun at all.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I was working at Bigpictures when he lashed out at one of it's photographers
at about 2am after a 'quiet drink' at about the most exclusive night club in London

We had news crews outside the offices for the rest of the day, and every time I left the building for a smoke or for lunch, had a camera shoved in my face. It sort of brought it all home really, and I left shortly after

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Pangaea?
I saw him in Mahiki a few times last year.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I love the one at the top in the middle!
It looks like the man who is holding his jacket is using him like a majorettes baton :)

Woo!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# You may think I'm joking
but that guy can't accesorise for shit.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# evening! :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Arf!
But reading these stories pisses me off! Why on earth bother giving people 30 years but then allowing them to be paroled in half of that? Why not just give her 15 years?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Because if you give her 15 years and she is a complete unremorseful boastful cow then you have to let her out after 15
if she gets 30 then you can keep her in.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Its not the length of time I have a problem with as such
but I dont understand why someone who shows remorse deserves less time than someone who isnt? At the end of the day, they have both commited the same crime!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I'd assumed it was more to do with how big a risk of reoffending there was.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I think that is what it is based upon,
but to be fair, if someone has done it once, how can you really be sure that they arent gonna come out, start a new relationship and lose their temper with that person?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I have no idea.
That's the job of the psychologists, and whoever else is involved.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Yeah, I guess youre right.
Its the main reason why I gave up studying law myself. That and the fact that my lecturer insisted on using Simpsons characters in the scenarios so that the less bright people could relate to it!

Fucking Tards!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# throw away the key! ;)
release should be based on minimum terms and rehabilitation.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Leave it out you liberal pinko you!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I had to go check Madhur Jaffrey wasn't in clink....
*hides*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# at the risk of sounding like a daily mail reader
-a life-sentence should mean a life sentence! ;)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I dont myself think that life should necessarily mean life.
I do genuinely believe that there are different levels of murder as it were.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Where?
*click*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Yours
looks much better than mine though. :(
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# oh shush
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] also:
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# haha!
Much more accurate.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# urk
I'm off to go swimming HAVE FUN
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# cool
if you need help blowing up your armbands, ask a grown up
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# thar she blows!

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Without prejudice... Ahem!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Ha!
Woo!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Way too good!
Blow me away why don't you!:(
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I am also likely to vote conservative!
What a total cunt, eh?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# What a strange thing to do.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# LOL!
Politics? Not going there! (Winks)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Haha
They should have used this, more real
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Skugasarus?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Haha
Yep!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Except they are not.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# This is woo.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# if it wasn't for the good people of adobe
we would have to socialise
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# or do a full days work
!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# This cunt has a point
*kicks him in the shins. Pulls my cock out inexplicablly*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I've not had any problems with photoshop and PDFs are ok
What gives you the beef? so I can avoid it.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# he's a..
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# 1 word...
is it a book, film or tv programme?
how many syllables?
what does it sound like?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I love adobe
and subscribe to their newsletter.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# ^
best of all the something or others...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Adobe is great!
It's one of the many backbones of b3ta.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Wolverine Receives Another DAMN GAS BILL!!
And those b3stards get another £580 million in profits.

First post, baby. And yes, admittedly, it's not entirely on-topic.

But then this is a painting, not just your average Photoshop flap-scratching.



More at www.michaeldavis.co.uk

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Okay!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)
# class! The indiana jones one is great too
lovely stuff

edit: �195

Is it pounds?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Pounds and / or pennies
Yep. For some reason the hosting place I use is very diplomatic with currency bias.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# This am ace.
Woo!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Noice.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I read that as "nonce".
I hate my filthy b3ta mind.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:04, archived)
# *hits with rolled up newspaper*
No.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave
even though it has nothing to do with the challenge

ace painting! :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I feel his pain
(actually I'm electricity only, and they don't know my flat exists)
but I've been there.

lovely painting.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# very nice
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] no more quitting!


Click for bigger (80KB)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# well done
robocop is a badass.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# For some reason I always got the impression that Robocop
was gay
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Robocop is not a serious film
it is a dark reflection on the direction of social change.

Much like Starship Troopers.

How can so many people miss that?

Did you think that Alf Garnett was in a racist programme?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# You have a degree in media studies.
aicmfp.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Nope,
I read for a BAcc, but I dropped out in my second year and ran away to join the army.

I now word as the VP, Search Analysis for a minor UK Media Group and as Senior Consultant Search Analyst for Europe's only complete full service marketing and technology agency.

I did try to work in print for a short time, but it was doing extreme sports magazine stuff and it just doesn't pay well enough.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# It was a joke mate...
You were presenting the obvious (well I thought so).

Edit: Well, you clearly didn't "get it".
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# When is
the next installment of you autobiography going to be posted?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Thursday Next
/fforde
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Presumably
because they were not as effective satires as something like Brazil.

While you could say it is wholly the fault of the viewer for not recognising such things, Starship Troopers particularly does play the awful patriotic line/satire line too hard. And the cheesiness of it somewhat ruins any intellectual point.

EDIT: Plus to the best of my memory Starship Troopers the novel was not actually satirical at all, the author was a horrific pro-war mentalist and apparantly it is pretty much required reading in the American military.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Wrong.
He didn't like war, but though it might be a necessary part of the human condition, as we seem to proving all too often. He also preferred a meritocracy to unlimited freedoms for all.
He copped a lot of flack as a lot of people didn't read it all that carefully.
Strangley, it seems to sum up the modern day rather well when he describes the state of the world before the Veterans took control.
Ok, so it still comes across as 'bring back military service for all', except that you have the choice. You want all the rights, you serve your country/planet/federation, etc.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Anything by Paul Verhoeven can be seen as a satire,
but the book has been critisised for being military, but won an award fro it's political statement.

Brazil is not subtle, it is a futuristic story of how bad things have got. That is not satire, it is Science fiction.

Robocop was wonderfully satirical, but people just loved the big guns in the leg too much.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I saw every serious point it made
and said 'I'll buy that for a dollar!!'


tee hee!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I fail to see how you can say Robocop is satirical and Brazil isn't
when the government, setting and such is pretty much identical. Especially given how it is critically acclaimed as a dark satire... The whole point of Brazil was not futurism, given that the entire enviroment was even worse than it currently is, it was the cutting officious nature of the government and existence and Sam Lowry's attempts to escape it through fantasy. That's not mentioning the autocratic government departments which are frankly haunting.

Also I wouldn't class Hollowman as satire.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Got to have bindun.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Both of which are clients of mine!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:54, archived)
# What?
Audi and Lisa Simpson?
:D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Lisa and Bart.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# I won an award for the work I did with Lisa!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Nothing to be proud about.
:D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# It's big and metal and heavy and silver (coloured)
I like it.

I knocked it off the shelf in a meeting last week and broke another award to shards.

The other award was made of glass, but it was only a runner-up, so I do not care.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Sounds great.
I like it because it sounds destructive.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# It's big and sold.
It is machined too and even has a hole through it.

I have used it as a hammer once.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# He is Ehren McGehey off Jackass.
AICMFP

edit - PS. Woo.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# ^^this
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# PRINCE LOL
;)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# LOLLEROFFLE
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Rofflecopter.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone else watch Black Gold?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I haven't watched Black Gold
But I want to, and I like this. I kinda figured Starsmucks wouldn't be much in to fair trade.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I've read Black Gold
It is a shite Asterisk book
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# ?!
Your contempt for Asterix somewhat disturbing.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# I like Asterix
I have nearly all the books
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I like to read them
whilst enjoying a grande vannila bullshitachino
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# what did you think to the live action film?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Wasn't very true to the books.
In the books they're all cartoony and shit.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)
# weird
considering they sell a fair whack of fairtrade goods
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Oh right
I dont go in there much
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# there were hints of sarcasm in that post
they do sell a fair bit, but i'm sure it's just to pacify people more than any actual social consciounce [sp]
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I likes.
I'm in a pickle though.
As much as I like helping people in third world countries earn a living, I really do enjoy a nice coffee from Starbucks.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Starbucks do good coffee, just how i like it
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# mmmm, slave-blood
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:47, archived)
# god arrr
its the best
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# This reminds me of "African Tears" by Marc Park.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Starbucks do do fairtrade coffee,
AND

Fairtrade is really fucking evil.

I know I always say this, but please, please, boutcott fairtrade, they are bastards.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Oh?
Not that I'm doubting you, but do you have any material to back up your claims? I'd be very interested.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Thankies!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# You are welcome.
I do not mind gross capitalism too much, but I get the rage when people use a false moral stance to sell an exploitative ideal as ethical.

FairTrade is evil.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# I don't understand why
I need to consider the world's farmer. If they can't run a business properly and turn a profit then let someone who can do it. I don't care as long as my coffee is good. Who gives a fuck if my Douwe Egberts is Ethical? Not me, that's who.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# That's fine.
It's pretending that you do give a fuck and then charging extra for lower grade coffee that pisses me off.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# ...
starbucks do a fair trade coffee, however the majority of their beans are ill gotten. I agree that fair trade has its traits and is not the best solution. How about re-usable coffee?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# This pea roast shows you just how evil they are.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] For their greed


In trying to get an extra game played abroad with no regard to the fans!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# i like this
but the FA are actually trying to stop it (presumably so they look like the good guys)

but surely since the licence The Premier League to run their highest level domestic football league they can stop it quite easily (simply point to the bit in the rule book where it says that the season will consist of 38 games only)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# It's Scarlett Johnson!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# That's freaky
still would

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Is that Boris?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# /nods
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Hahah brilliant
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Whose he shopped with?
My guess is Scarlett Johansson
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# well done
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Well considering I'd got lesbian for her
I'm very good at recognising those lips.
Now I'm gonna have nightmare about the Scralett/Boris love child raping me :'(
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I'd go lesbian for her too, if it would help
:)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Are you a girl?
Or a lesbian trapped in a mans body? :P
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# whatever she prefers :-)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I'm a man trapped in a lesbian's body
Damn spined penis.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# HAHAH
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Boris Johansson! :D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I have a girl-crush on Scarlett
This picture traumatises me beyond belief.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# No
it's Jane Goody

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# You mean Jade Goody?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# pfff!
'boke'
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# HARPOON THAT WHALE!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# holy hell!
get it away
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Holy shit.
I remember watching that live on E4.
Ack!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# don't think i saw it live
but did see it in the episode on c4, think i was hoping kate was gonna get her kit off and did that whole moth into flame thing
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# would
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Oh dear.
:)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Do a barrel roll!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# A barrel roll?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# A barrel roll.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:54, archived)
# A barrel roll?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# A barrel roll.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Have.
It's all I could get *shames*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# its not that awful....although i am a somewhat twisted individual
wouldn't but only because i couldnt put up with her voice.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# NSFW!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Although:
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Jane Goodall?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Aaw
I cant find any pcs of her with her "kebabs" out
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# CRIKEY!
'wood!!'
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# dont fook with the baldies
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# She looks a bit jaundice
Might you that's not the most stunning thing about her.

Blonde hair.

Nicely created.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry] *cough*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# PRINCE LOL
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# LOL PRINCE
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# PROL LINCE
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
what?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I CELL PORN
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# MENTHOL MINTS

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# FUCKIN' MENTHOL M8!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# I smoke menthols
but only when feeling really gay.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Haha.
Good 'ning, how are you?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Hello lovely!
I'm jolly. Home now, first time since the start of the week. I've just been hopping around the south of england playing gigs and it's completely exhausted me. :(

You?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Menthol cigarettes always sound unnaturally horrible.
Mmmm minty freshness.

I like to illuminate tobacco with high powered lasers and then inhale the resultant.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# lasers FROM SPACE?
I don't understand why more people don't smoke. It makes you look SO COOL.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Only if you're a 1950s noir detective
otherwise you just look like a coughing twat.

Pipes on the other hand....
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# LAWYER STAMPEDE!
*dives for cover*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
#
*geese*
EDIT: oh you ninja you...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
#
haha, I was nearly expecting that reply :D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# arf!
and I hope it is ok to put this in here. Not worth a new thread. Obviously.


(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# *waves from 2008*
How are things in 2007?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft
(just found another compo related pea I can post, so..)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Another pastel piccie
This time it's a picture of Howard Philips, the pufferfish from my comic, Odd-Fish


bigger!


(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# FISHY!
nyomnyomnyom.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# that's not
the best idea, really.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# looks great!
woo!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Ooh
Gorgeous stuff mate, love your artwork!

Woo unt yay
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# GORJUS
you really are painfully talented. I might have to eat your heart and absorb your powers.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# That's rather nice
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Woo!!!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Loving your hues!
Taking my soul to another dimension
*pays close attention*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Great.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# As in Howard Phillips Lovecraft?
Cthulu Ftaghn!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# That's bloody lovely!
Nice one matey! :D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# 'Nong
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# haha
this is nice.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] or...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Truth FTW!!!
Although, really I think it's the havs that make Britain s***.

/lives in Switzerland.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)

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