settling political disputes.
claiming resources.
population control.
that sort of thing.
too pragmatic?
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:51,
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claiming resources.
population control.
that sort of thing.
too pragmatic?
Now we know, but still don't particularly care.
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We need more of our Royals to goto war
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have a chance of getting shot in the head.
How far behind the front line is he?
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:49,
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How far behind the front line is he?
My primary concern now is that every British soldier out there will be put at risk because, not unnaturally, the Taliban and all their chums will be chucking everything they can at them in the hope of hitting the 3rd in line to the throne.
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what he does with his own life is his own business.
Anyway, monarchies are dumb. Semi-Crypto Aristocracies for the win.
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Anyway, monarchies are dumb. Semi-Crypto Aristocracies for the win.
if he was allowed to go out with no fanfare then his unit would be in no extra danger.
they (him and wills) should've used the Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg moniker and no-one would have a clue who these Germans in our army are (or harry could've gone in as hewitt)
if he was actually related to the Royal family ;)
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they can say it under my username as I am on ignore.
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his dad should be proud.
well done james old chap.
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well done james old chap.
www.b3ta.com/board/8113353

I learned toooo much today.
.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:30,
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I learned toooo much today.
.
Here, meet my friend mooncup and her sister Buttplug.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:40,
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what is this Mooncup thing then?
EDIT: Oh my, I just googled it....
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:41,
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EDIT: Oh my, I just googled it....
wads of cotton aren’t good enough for girls so they fitted themselves with a mini septic tank and called a mooncup.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:42,
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Nice work Waxdart, I dont recall seeing you around much lately....
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Stand up eh? Just starting out or are you getting some good gigs?
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:37,
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Getting gigs, got to take a break for first born in april. Then build it back later in the year.
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it's tomato soup, obviously.
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And it doesn't seem like I will for a while.
Oh well.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:35,
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Oh well.
That slosh would have been animated in 3D.
I could go home, fire up lightwave. spend 5 hours getting it just right. but erm no.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:37,
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I could go home, fire up lightwave. spend 5 hours getting it just right. but erm no.
The amount of butter I put in the pastry is obscene.
However, I had green beans, peas and cabbage with it.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:41,
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However, I had green beans, peas and cabbage with it.
That's why I have such a fine figure.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:43,
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You need to give it a good sprinkling of salt to really bring out those delicious flavours.
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the kids love it.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:46,
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It was a Chilli Beef one with my special Chilli Chips as accompaniment. I made the pastry myself and everything too. Why on earth do people feel the need to buy ready made pastry? It is the easiest thing in the world to make!
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:45,
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Mine was a beef and ale pie with plenty of mushrooms and onions and things.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:47,
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Other than that, it's just like making a stew.
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just need to give it a breadlike hat.
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At an awards ceremony for Legoland employees, winning staff were presented with little Lego likenesses. However, when 29-year-old Roy Jenkins received his figure, it was wearing a tiny blue sling in recognition of his withered left arm, the result of a teenage motorbike accident. Jenkins claimed that it left him depressed, reclusive and unable to work. He apparently claimed £14,000 for the humiliation and loss of earnings.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:33,
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they can combine typing and headbanging at the same time.
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That reminds me of when I went to see Velvet Revolver. Me and my mate managed to blag our way into the Disabled Area, long story, and there were all these headbangers in wheelchairs who were going more crazy than the fully abled people in the mosh!
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:36,
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woosome, sir, truly woosome.
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Pretty and tasty! I like how you made the colors come out right where the blocks overlap.
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Two shit compo entries for the price of none!
I hate this, I just posted my compo entry down there *points* and I put it in an existing thread, to give new posts a decent chance.
I rather like my image, I think it is good, perhaps my best work, but I didn't think that meant it was okay to push someone's original work of the board.
Every compo we get this - you wouldn't do it with non-compo entries, so why with challenge entries?
Bah!
I'm off to church.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:27,
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I rather like my image, I think it is good, perhaps my best work, but I didn't think that meant it was okay to push someone's original work of the board.
Every compo we get this - you wouldn't do it with non-compo entries, so why with challenge entries?
Bah!
I'm off to church.
Pedantichrist, I hadn't realised you'd formulated a rule set to judge whether a picture was worthy of it's own thread or not, I assumed if it was slightly funny and hadn't been posted in the last 24hrs only the assholes would moan about it...
Oh, wait...
Enjoy church :)
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:41,
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Oh, wait...
Enjoy church :)
Preaching at church...
I'm seeing a connection...
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:53,
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I'm seeing a connection...
If you are rich then you should not ever have any fun at all.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:25,
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at about 2am after a 'quiet drink' at about the most exclusive night club in London
We had news crews outside the offices for the rest of the day, and every time I left the building for a smoke or for lunch, had a camera shoved in my face. It sort of brought it all home really, and I left shortly after
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:29,
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We had news crews outside the offices for the rest of the day, and every time I left the building for a smoke or for lunch, had a camera shoved in my face. It sort of brought it all home really, and I left shortly after
It looks like the man who is holding his jacket is using him like a majorettes baton :)
Woo!
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:25,
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Woo!
but that guy can't accesorise for shit.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:27,
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But reading these stories pisses me off! Why on earth bother giving people 30 years but then allowing them to be paroled in half of that? Why not just give her 15 years?
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:26,
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if she gets 30 then you can keep her in.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:28,
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but I dont understand why someone who shows remorse deserves less time than someone who isnt? At the end of the day, they have both commited the same crime!
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:32,
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but to be fair, if someone has done it once, how can you really be sure that they arent gonna come out, start a new relationship and lose their temper with that person?
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:35,
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That's the job of the psychologists, and whoever else is involved.
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Its the main reason why I gave up studying law myself. That and the fact that my lecturer insisted on using Simpsons characters in the scenarios so that the less bright people could relate to it!
Fucking Tards!
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:40,
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Fucking Tards!
release should be based on minimum terms and rehabilitation.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:39,
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-a life-sentence should mean a life sentence! ;)
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:29,
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I do genuinely believe that there are different levels of murder as it were.
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we would have to socialise
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:11,
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*kicks him in the shins. Pulls my cock out inexplicablly*
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:21,
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What gives you the beef? so I can avoid it.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:11,
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is it a book, film or tv programme?
how many syllables?
what does it sound like?
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:21,
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how many syllables?
what does it sound like?
And those b3stards get another £580 million in profits.
First post, baby. And yes, admittedly, it's not entirely on-topic.
But then this is a painting, not just your average Photoshop flap-scratching.

More at www.michaeldavis.co.uk
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:59,
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First post, baby. And yes, admittedly, it's not entirely on-topic.
But then this is a painting, not just your average Photoshop flap-scratching.

More at www.michaeldavis.co.uk
lovely stuff
edit: �195
Is it pounds?
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:01,
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edit: �195
Is it pounds?
Yep. For some reason the hosting place I use is very diplomatic with currency bias.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:09,
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even though it has nothing to do with the challenge
ace painting! :)
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:07,
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ace painting! :)
(actually I'm electricity only, and they don't know my flat exists)
but I've been there.
lovely painting.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:07,
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but I've been there.
lovely painting.
was gay
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:58,
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it is a dark reflection on the direction of social change.
Much like Starship Troopers.
How can so many people miss that?
Did you think that Alf Garnett was in a racist programme?
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:00,
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Much like Starship Troopers.
How can so many people miss that?
Did you think that Alf Garnett was in a racist programme?
I read for a BAcc, but I dropped out in my second year and ran away to join the army.
I now word as the VP, Search Analysis for a minor UK Media Group and as Senior Consultant Search Analyst for Europe's only complete full service marketing and technology agency.
I did try to work in print for a short time, but it was doing extreme sports magazine stuff and it just doesn't pay well enough.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:09,
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I now word as the VP, Search Analysis for a minor UK Media Group and as Senior Consultant Search Analyst for Europe's only complete full service marketing and technology agency.
I did try to work in print for a short time, but it was doing extreme sports magazine stuff and it just doesn't pay well enough.
You were presenting the obvious (well I thought so).
Edit: Well, you clearly didn't "get it".
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:11,
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Edit: Well, you clearly didn't "get it".
the next installment of you autobiography going to be posted?
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:17,
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because they were not as effective satires as something like Brazil.
While you could say it is wholly the fault of the viewer for not recognising such things, Starship Troopers particularly does play the awful patriotic line/satire line too hard. And the cheesiness of it somewhat ruins any intellectual point.
EDIT: Plus to the best of my memory Starship Troopers the novel was not actually satirical at all, the author was a horrific pro-war mentalist and apparantly it is pretty much required reading in the American military.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:10,
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While you could say it is wholly the fault of the viewer for not recognising such things, Starship Troopers particularly does play the awful patriotic line/satire line too hard. And the cheesiness of it somewhat ruins any intellectual point.
EDIT: Plus to the best of my memory Starship Troopers the novel was not actually satirical at all, the author was a horrific pro-war mentalist and apparantly it is pretty much required reading in the American military.
He didn't like war, but though it might be a necessary part of the human condition, as we seem to proving all too often. He also preferred a meritocracy to unlimited freedoms for all.
He copped a lot of flack as a lot of people didn't read it all that carefully.
Strangley, it seems to sum up the modern day rather well when he describes the state of the world before the Veterans took control.
Ok, so it still comes across as 'bring back military service for all', except that you have the choice. You want all the rights, you serve your country/planet/federation, etc.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:22,
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He copped a lot of flack as a lot of people didn't read it all that carefully.
Strangley, it seems to sum up the modern day rather well when he describes the state of the world before the Veterans took control.
Ok, so it still comes across as 'bring back military service for all', except that you have the choice. You want all the rights, you serve your country/planet/federation, etc.
but the book has been critisised for being military, but won an award fro it's political statement.
Brazil is not subtle, it is a futuristic story of how bad things have got. That is not satire, it is Science fiction.
Robocop was wonderfully satirical, but people just loved the big guns in the leg too much.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:23,
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Brazil is not subtle, it is a futuristic story of how bad things have got. That is not satire, it is Science fiction.
Robocop was wonderfully satirical, but people just loved the big guns in the leg too much.
and said 'I'll buy that for a dollar!!'
tee hee!
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:32,
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tee hee!
when the government, setting and such is pretty much identical. Especially given how it is critically acclaimed as a dark satire... The whole point of Brazil was not futurism, given that the entire enviroment was even worse than it currently is, it was the cutting officious nature of the government and existence and Sam Lowry's attempts to escape it through fantasy. That's not mentioning the autocratic government departments which are frankly haunting.
Also I wouldn't class Hollowman as satire.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:36,
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Also I wouldn't class Hollowman as satire.
I like it.
I knocked it off the shelf in a meeting last week and broke another award to shards.
The other award was made of glass, but it was only a runner-up, so I do not care.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:58,
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I knocked it off the shelf in a meeting last week and broke another award to shards.
The other award was made of glass, but it was only a runner-up, so I do not care.
It is machined too and even has a hole through it.
I have used it as a hammer once.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:04,
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I have used it as a hammer once.
But I want to, and I like this. I kinda figured Starsmucks wouldn't be much in to fair trade.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:40,
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whilst enjoying a grande vannila bullshitachino
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:45,
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In the books they're all cartoony and shit.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:51,
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they do sell a fair bit, but i'm sure it's just to pacify people more than any actual social consciounce [sp]
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:15,
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I'm in a pickle though.
As much as I like helping people in third world countries earn a living, I really do enjoy a nice coffee from Starbucks.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:40,
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As much as I like helping people in third world countries earn a living, I really do enjoy a nice coffee from Starbucks.
AND
Fairtrade is really fucking evil.
I know I always say this, but please, please, boutcott fairtrade, they are bastards.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:55,
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Fairtrade is really fucking evil.
I know I always say this, but please, please, boutcott fairtrade, they are bastards.
Not that I'm doubting you, but do you have any material to back up your claims? I'd be very interested.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:02,
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For a start you could look up fairtrade on wikipedia, but otherwise there is a lot of stuff about:
www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/02/24/scifair124.xml
www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=517823&in_page_id=1811
www.adamsmith.org/blog/globalization/unfair-trade-20080225957/
www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/feb/25/fairtrade.report
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:06,
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www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/02/24/scifair124.xml
www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=517823&in_page_id=1811
www.adamsmith.org/blog/globalization/unfair-trade-20080225957/
www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2008/feb/25/fairtrade.report
I do not mind gross capitalism too much, but I get the rage when people use a false moral stance to sell an exploitative ideal as ethical.
FairTrade is evil.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:10,
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FairTrade is evil.
I need to consider the world's farmer. If they can't run a business properly and turn a profit then let someone who can do it. I don't care as long as my coffee is good. Who gives a fuck if my Douwe Egberts is Ethical? Not me, that's who.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:12,
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It's pretending that you do give a fuck and then charging extra for lower grade coffee that pisses me off.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:29,
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starbucks do a fair trade coffee, however the majority of their beans are ill gotten. I agree that fair trade has its traits and is not the best solution. How about re-usable coffee?
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In trying to get an extra game played abroad with no regard to the fans!
but the FA are actually trying to stop it (presumably so they look like the good guys)
but surely since the licence The Premier League to run their highest level domestic football league they can stop it quite easily (simply point to the bit in the rule book where it says that the season will consist of 38 games only)
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:38,
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but surely since the licence The Premier League to run their highest level domestic football league they can stop it quite easily (simply point to the bit in the rule book where it says that the season will consist of 38 games only)
I'm very good at recognising those lips.
Now I'm gonna have nightmare about the Scralett/Boris love child raping me :'(
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:22,
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Now I'm gonna have nightmare about the Scralett/Boris love child raping me :'(
This picture traumatises me beyond belief.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:24,
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but did see it in the episode on c4, think i was hoping kate was gonna get her kit off and did that whole moth into flame thing
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:36,
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wouldn't but only because i couldnt put up with her voice.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:53,
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Might you that's not the most stunning thing about her.
Blonde hair.
Nicely created.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:30,
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Blonde hair.
Nicely created.
I'm jolly. Home now, first time since the start of the week. I've just been hopping around the south of england playing gigs and it's completely exhausted me. :(
You?
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:15,
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You?
Mmmm minty freshness.
I like to illuminate tobacco with high powered lasers and then inhale the resultant.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:14,
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I like to illuminate tobacco with high powered lasers and then inhale the resultant.
I don't understand why more people don't smoke. It makes you look SO COOL.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:16,
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otherwise you just look like a coughing twat.
Pipes on the other hand....
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:18,
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Pipes on the other hand....
and I hope it is ok to put this in here. Not worth a new thread. Obviously.

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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:09,
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you really are painfully talented. I might have to eat your heart and absorb your powers.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:07,
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Taking my soul to another dimension
*pays close attention*
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:28,
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*pays close attention*
Although, really I think it's the havs that make Britain s***.
/lives in Switzerland.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:12,
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/lives in Switzerland.
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