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[challenge entry] sorry
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
# It's fine
I sufefr form this sa wlle
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Oh God...
It took me a good minute to realise dyslexia was spelt wrong. Tragedy befalls me.
(the nightmare of cake, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)
[challenge entry] start the cruelty!


p3ta = photoshopped 3ffigies of talking animals
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Reer/dat!
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)
# it's a Moose
as in "eek! a moose!"
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Yaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)
# you're 10 minutes late
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
# a b3tan is never late
he always arrives precisely when he means to.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)
# we want fireworks!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)
# i've got fireworks CS3
any good?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)
# so
you haven't got fireworks that look like a big fuckoff dragon when they explode, then?
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)
# no but
i do know how to make a thermite/gasoline pipe bomb thats quite pretty when it explodes.

/terrorist
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# fun with chemicals!
*learns*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)
# ok
www.pzyko.de/fireworks
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I know, dirty and unoriginal


I just don't like dabs very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# It is very cheap though.
I saw a 500gb Hard Drive in there for £70 the other week!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Oh no doubt they are,
if they accept your order and if you could get in touch with them to try and trace the order that they haven't emailed you about and when you finally get to 'talk' to someone in "customer services" via their online help and they tell you to cancel the order and re-place it and then that one fails to arrive and you get no email to tell you why it hasn't been delivered nor why you've been charged twice but your delivery is still showing as pending and doesn't ever turn up and you have to fight with them to prove they never delivered it.

*deep breath*

and so the only thing left is to close your account with dabs and go to ebuyer instead who deliver the exact same product in three days with no trouble.

I really dislike dabs.

Sorry, this was a bit wordy and has no punctuation. Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)
# punctuation is like a bomb shelter
only losers use it
the winners press the button themselves
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Not really any cheaper than ebuyer though?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# i don't like them either
so i shall click
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and nasty
(The Entity Remembered his login details on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Ahaa! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)
# great minds
'shop alike (see above)
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Westude, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Christ did not exist.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)
# 3 books tell of one prophet
i've been told
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Anyone who wears sandals, can not be trusted.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# /Looks at his sandals
hmm... you may be right.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Oh, not you, or me, I mean, THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I don't believe in THEM
I believe in arseholes
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# THE BASTARDS LIED TO US!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)
# *swaps sandals fo slippers*
what about me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# flippers?
that would be cool.

but totally untrustworthy
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)
# yes
except that dolphins have flippers. you can't trust those fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)
# BURN THE HERETIC!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)
# keep away from my juniper bushes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)
# It's only a model.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)
#
yeah but darth vader turned out bad
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# the word 'prophet' used to mean
a person who sings, plays an instrument or tells stories or poetry.
just an interesting fact.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# is that a fact?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# well i got it from
Thomas Paine's book
'the age of reason'
so i think i can call it a fact, although it is not independently verified
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
# it's a bit old...
:-)

Just wondering, because I quite like that kind of fact, but I've never heard about it.

I did find this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shouters
which is sort of in that direction, but not quite.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)
# old yes
but then it is talking about the past then, so its still the past now.
if you see what i mean
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I see what you mean
I'm reading some of that book now. It's quite interesting. Thanks for the pointer.

Anyone interested:
www.ushistory.org/paine/reason/intro.htm
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# excellent linkage
edit: the particular passage to which i am referring is the first 4 or five paragraphs here:
www.ushistory.org/paine/reason/reason5.htm
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# terrific
that's very interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# fascinating fact!
i shall remember this for later regailing
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
#
like jasper carrot?
edit : no I have found the new masiah it is jennifer armstrong.
Technically does all four things google showed me the light.
hmm I think everyone has me on ignore :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# and so spake the poet jasper:
thou shalt drink thy bovril and like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)
#
well almost everybody *returns to the hiding spot*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)
# ignore is the place to be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)
# so chesney hawkes, then?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# only on a technicality
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)
# i'll go along with this
makes more sense than what the church claims
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I often wonder how much money the Catholic church has.
I bet the Pope has a 80" telly hooked up to a 360, PS3 AND a Wii.

Cocksucker.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# yeah but he has to have those, keeps the kids he's molesting entertained
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Woah, you went THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)
# all part of the ethos my friend
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Stop talking out your arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# i say, mr jesus! i have a question!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)
# yes my son?
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)
# if in genesis, when god told adam and eve not to eat the fruit from the tree, for it contained knowledge
and when they did so they were thrown out of the garden of eden,
is this not surely evidence that from the outset your religion encourages ignorance
and sets out to punish those who question its authority?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)
# deep.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)
# i silenced 3 christian speakers at a christian union meeting at my college with that
they changed the subject pretty quickly explaining about genesis but not answering my question
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)
# of course not
they can't face up to the fact that they have wasted their lives in the pursuit of bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# they tried to be all god loves you, but didnt like it when i kept asking about alll the smiting then
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)
# idiots.
they came to my door a few weeks ago. i told them if they didn't fuck off, i'd get a carving knife and they'd find out just how much jesus loved them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# hehehee, its funny because their asking for such treatment
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Yes, curse their innocent good nature.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# the fucking cunt nailed me to a cross to prove a point..

you think I care for two idiots he kicked out of his garden party?

/daddy issues
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Now THATS chrisitianity i can relate to!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# yeah typical
religion avoiding the tricky questions (involving trains oh how I love trains)

edit : this is section b see section a for reference to section b.

ok now this is edit 2 of section b: section a
now cross referenced to section b in reference
to the reference to section a to reiterate this is section b.
Note that the defining characteristics of section b are that
it was post section a in referance to section a but seperate.
the two sections are clearly labled i cant see why anyone
would get them muddled.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)
#
The train full of school children is heading east on a track 20 miles long at 50 miles per hour.
The train full of nuns is heading west towards their inevitable doom on the same tracks at 80
miles per hour. At what point will the two trains collide?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)
# who cares..I can turn water into wine!


party!
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)
# oh
ok I take back my other statement. That was the correct answer.
edit : see section b

edit 2 : this is now section a see section b for referance to section a
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)
# was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
#
it was (as clearly defined in section c)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
#
see section c as a c section on the sea shore

edit : now even Christ has me on ignore hazaa my total ignore dominance!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST!
AHhaha.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
# bless!
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Christ was a metaphor
for more governmental monitoring of the farming sector.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Mr. Christ to you!!

*smites*
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I thought you were the forgiving type :(

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
# that's my dad...I'm a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# whats new?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)
# inspired by
Rowan Williams' Sharia Law speech which was all over the news a couple of weeks ago.
(Westude, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# ahhh
I see, very good
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)
# it's coming for me!!

Edit: sometimes it would be switch on/off como threads
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Ace
most terrifying of the Lagomorphs
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
# oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
# ^This
and woo to the pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
# hola
isketchy sketch?

b3ta room is empty :'(
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Actually, that's a good plan.
I'll see you there :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# hellooooo
why does my fecking graphics tablet not work on isketch any more? it jusdders everywhere and is unusable...anyone else have this problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Hurray!
Nice colour matching.
Maybe you could try giving it a tiger stripe across its head.
Not sure how easy it'd be to get it to look good, though. Just an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I spent hours looking for the right source pic of a panda to put this cats head on
matched the colours ok. But it still looks a seamy as fuck.

Dont you just fucking hate it when that happens!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I think it looks jolly nice
dont be so hard on yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I get obsessed when I do these,
and spend literally hours on them.
I think the problem with that one might be the head is too big. Mine always seem to end up out of proportion, too.
edit: It's still very nice, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# same here
once i started on one at 11 when i finished it was about 3
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)
# wow!
love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# i was thinking that
it was a pain with the source pic
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Maybe some excessive burn tool usage could help.
I've been playing with it quite a bit lately.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)
# had a shot anyhow
and it looks a bit better the burn tool is quite nice, i should use it more
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# The burn tool
is amazingly ace, more round the edges of the head IMO as some friendly critique
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# HARPISTRY.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# *gratuitously bigs up Joanna Newsom*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# she is the sex!
she can clam my cockle, cowrie ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# how about Baby Dee?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mXmeT5z0O4

oh, you want her.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# BD used to be a bloke
Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# NO WAI!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Is this the future I see before me?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# mofoho has just reminded me
Look at my reply :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Ah
I saw that, grasshopper.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# :)
I rushed it before I left for school this morning
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Pfft
hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:38, archived)
# :D
Do you and mofaha want to iSketch?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I will.
But mofoho doesn't. Shall we try and round up others?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)
# It's me and McBadger at the moment,
and it's fun with not many people at the moment, I don't want a huge crowd
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Hokay.
I'll join. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# It's not loooading.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# FUCKBASKETS!
It won't let me on. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Oh nooo!!!
*hugs*

It wouldn't let me in the other day.
Try restarting the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)
# *fine-tunes channel*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# oooh
stylish
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# *strums*
Fantastic stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# it's a great picture, shame some cunt went and drew lines through it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Tuna the kittin
clawed it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# That's ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
#
shitrags.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)
# should i be glad that b3ta hosting is fucked?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Very, very glad.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I've hosted the only picture on cr3's server
Is this not working for some reason? Works fine for me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# it's there now
and i don't fancy chicken curry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)
# you haven't lived until you've savoured the horror of the shitrags.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
#
Message from kk
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)
# this is no laughing matter, I assure you.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# No wait, it is shitrags, laughed gronkpan.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)
# YES
INVETIGATION: DOCUMENTED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# THE STORIES WILL CONTINUE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Old joke is old.
I would have lol'd had it been topical, though. (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Damm
The compo wasn't running when it was though!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# WE NEVER LANDED ON THE SUN!
Fools!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I met someone in Derbyshire who spends far to much of his time
firing lasers at mirrors on the moon, put there on the Apollo missions many moons ago
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# sounds like as good a way to spend my time
beats watching eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)
# is his name 'mad steve'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Must try harder!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Where's my comic cunt-crust!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT SO DIFFICULT IT'D BE DONE BY NOW.
I shall en devour to further it tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Woah...I thought you weren't interested..
Erm..I'd like to see panel one, before you go any further..

It's difficult, because it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# a challenging entry

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# that's usually with
whats the last thing that was recoreded on the challenger's black box?

let her drive


i feel dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty
After working for citroen for a year it's nice just to vent every now and then.
Help my car doesn't bloody work

Now with added compo - It's been a common name for the franchise in the workshop for so long I just assumed everyone had heard it already! =)
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# and why not
ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Compo it!
The direct approach is widely under-appreciated.

*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm so over logos now
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# There is some guy in Camden Lock
selling tee-shirts, such as 'meaningless emo slogan' etc, I snigger at when I pass it every day

Because of the harsh emo reality
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# he mustn;t get a lot of business actually in camden lock
you basically have the ducks and used condoms and they're both notorious timewasters
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# My guess is he felt they might grasp the irony somewhere along the line
of their rather hilarious outlook on life in the rest of our eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# that sounds like the car park i park in at work
with added ducks
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
# why do you work in a carpark?
are you a thief?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)
# swap or die? i dunno...he's not supposed to be saying anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Lmao, what?
Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I don't seem to be able to stop watching this.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# ^ that
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# The other >
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)
# day I went down to the shops and came across......
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# an otter wearing a hat made from meat...
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# spin.com
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# it was rather odd seeing an otter with a hat made from a shock website. So when he asked me back to his place I......
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# consented to absolutely everything.
All of it.
Once I recovered the use of my limbs, I...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# fingered my nan. she asked...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Well hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I doubt the rabbit in my skull is equally cheery
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
Who gave Butters the base amphetamine / strychnine cocktail?
*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# hmm...now you mention it it does look buttersy...have something less buttersy
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
great expression!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Haha!
Who gave Double 2 the base amphetamine / strychnine cocktail?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)
# may as well
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# This reminds me of having a job.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Go to the toilet already, silly man!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Is that a wabbit he pulls from his head?
WOOP, WOOP!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Lovely!
Reminds me of that work going psycho animation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# yea, I had that in mind when i did this
lots of blood is always fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Well good work :)
That is probably the most viral animation of all time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I like the expression of trepidation before he hits himself.
He so knows it's gonna hurt! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Wonderful stuff
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)
# YES
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Very woo.
Have a Coke.

(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
# thank you
is a gift classed as giving in to the 'man'?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
# No. Because you didn't buy it.
You're just consuming it.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Alright
*sups* Gah! what is this sugar substitute?

have s subtle Diet Coke in return
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Blatant advertisements FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# who'd have thought coke
would stoop so low as to advertise at Neverland?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Michael Jackson
AICMFP

Night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# typical, fills me full of
caffeine, then goes to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)
# i don't think there is a sugar sub in it
hence it tastes so shit
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I had assumed it was artificial sweeteners that caused it to taste shit.
I prefer the proper tooth rotting stuff, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I hate the
aspatamine/saccharine-y aftertaste of all diet shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)
# It just tastes incredibly artificial.
Horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Agreed.
And killed kiora for me....sad days my friend, sad days.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# i dunno
only had it once and decided i'd rather drink panda pops.
quite like the fanta and sprite Z varieties, but it's fucking annoying when you're in a hospital canteen, need a sugar hit and they've only got the zs in stock.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)
# One thing that shocked me in a couple of hospitals,
is that they often have Burger Kings or similar in them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# none of the ones i've worked at
well i say worked. it's bloody slave labour :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Haha. I know Addenbrookes do, can't remember where else I saw one.
Seems like shooting yourself in the foot, really.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# i dunno
mostly visitors and staff who pay for their food, and they're probably contributing greatly to the running costs of the trust. just as long as the dieticians are making sure the patient menus don't get mixed up with the whoppers
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I expect some outpatients or people just in for a brief appointment do too.
As far as I'm concerned, a hospital shouldn't be touching that kind of thing with a bargepole.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# hmm
most outpatients want to get out as soon as possible to avoid paying another £50 parking.
it's not ideal, but there are greater evils the NHS could link itself with.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I suppose so.
Personally, I was kept happy because they sold Roysters crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha, he's stroking his can

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha
i'll slip in some of my own branding
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
# nice idea
more user redesigns required, me thinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
anyone read private eye?
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I'm pretty sure we all do.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Silrathus the fire demon and his mini minions. Mini-ons, if you will.


Click for visible (about 150k)

Evening all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Cocking
ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Cheers. (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Like cocktail pickled onions?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Pfft, cock.
Damn you. Now I am desirous of pickled goods.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Having read your profile,
...I'll refrain from comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Pffft! Oh dear.
I do like gherkins. To eat, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# aaaaaaw, they're just snack-sized :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# thats....utter brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Cor, thank you. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# DE-MOAN!
Dis Demoan, has the power to rawk meh!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Pfft, is that a quote from somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# From meh mind, you like, you take!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)
# It's the faun from Pan's Labyrinth
AICMFP
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I've not seen that.
I'm fairly used to people saying my demons look like various other creatures, though - mine are hardly original.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# LEAVE THAT POOR DEMON ALONE,
YOU VICIOUS LITTLE GIRL
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Oo, ace horns!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# You should see it, it's one of the best films in years and years.
But your drawing looks nothing like it as far as Im concerned :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# It's been on my 'list of films that I must get round to watching someday' for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Slow board...
...makin ma trigga finga itchy.


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Pfft.
Ace.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)
# hahaha! :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I'll just pop this here...

(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Luls
Aces
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Where is he? Does he still come round here?
(Westude, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I don't know.
I haven't seen him for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] more of an ale man, myself
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# your waters dirty
ewwww
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
woo image

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# too true
far too true
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# indeed
allthough aparrantly i am still a customer allthogh i left them a year ago
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
# which only goes further to proving the point really
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# ntl, Telewest and Virgin Media are practically the same thing, aren't they?
I'm not sure about CableTel.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
# cabletel was bought out by ntl, as was telewest.
and when ntl group got into more money troubles richard branson agreed to help by selling his brand to ntl

but there the same old ntl (my buisiness account in luton still comes out ntl:buisiness on my bank account)
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Ah.
Well that sorts things out, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# NTL bought Telewest
and spent a million quid preparing to rebrand as UK Cable. Then Virgin bought them.

I think this week they'll finally get their accounts systems unified and the network strategy is finally finished. I've seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Surely not as shite as this shower
(Westude, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] they sell them here..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)
# It's funny 'cause it's true...
I do wonder if the amount of rice used in brewing Bud actually makes it more like crap sake* than just piss-poor beer. (In fact, I think Germany still maintains it's old purity laws, to the effect that Bud can't be sold as 'beer' over there.)

Woo yay for pedantic ale drinkers!

*Anyone know how to do "e-acutes" in html?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Saimiri boliviensis boliviensis

The Bolivian Squirrel Monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I have never tried cocaine, and I never will, what's it like?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)
# GalamaSoups!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# :oO
Me likey da soups, but me has adiktive poirsonality, me stays a whey from dee whyt linz.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
# GALAMA!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# GLOOPS!
So many gloops deez dayze!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# GLOOPS HAS DICE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Dice mit Soups?
GALAMALOOPS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)
# In my limited experience,
not very good and horribly expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Beer and weed ftw, though me no had smokey in aboot sicks mumfs.
So just boozes for now, but me cwaves da smokey, me WANTS it..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Never been that much of a fan of that either.
Alcohol all the way for me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Me fears da whyt linz...me fraid me would likes it..me WOULD likes it..
So me stik to da Soups mit Boozes, n smokey, but me has no smokey..ME NEEDZ TA FIX DAT!

Been tooooooooo long!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!2
kinda like that really
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
# I've heard it's a lot like cocaine.
Only worse.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
# tastes like chicken
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
# If you close your eyes, it's like you're eating oatmeal.
Maybe they got it wrong, maybe they didn't know what chicken tastes like, maybe that's why chicken tastes like everything.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I know this steak isn't real
but you know what?
Ignorance is bliss

need to get that on DVD, would kinda like someone to give me revolutions with a wad of cash strapped to it too so i feel better about seeing it at the flicks
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Pffft.
I watched the 3rd one before the 2nd one, because I (my brother) borrowed them from his friends.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# i liked the 3rd one, up until they started stealing from frank herbert,
and then had that shit final sequence. totally unecessary.

2nd one is ace though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I did like the APU's lots
And the big scene with the APU's and the sentinels, 'cause I love that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# i like APU the most
when he does that wolf howl on top of marge and homer's house
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# It smells like smegma.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
# it's like your head is blown away
oh, wait, that's Cobain
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Extremely expensive, highly addictive, and you tend to speak crap hours on end
as an observation
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Is it Guinness?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# guinness isn't expensive.
if you know where to get a decent pint from.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I expect that's true about most things.
Including cocaine.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# a pint of cocaine?
you hardcore bastard
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# so
like beer but costs more?
i know which one i'll stick to
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Heh
yep, me to
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# It's so freely available it's shocking.
Yer can stuff dat oop ya arse.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
# That was my favourite of the photos :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
# :)
I'll send you some more tomorrow if you want
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Yeah that would be awesomness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Where's Smash Monkey when you need her?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Dog Chow?


When I'm more confident I may make my submissions larger ;)
(purp is here, avoding the naughty step, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# That's the same excuse I use with my girlfriend.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Needs more cape!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Oh no.
Does Rob know about this?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I was thinking Pastasauceic
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I am not on your wavelenght.
I am RISsing like a motherlover.
I am a tad confused.
Me no comprende.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Pasanonic is ginger.
What colour is pasta sauce?

Also: I just gazzed myself twice. What fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)
#
ga ji
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Ah, right.
Pasta sauce is red. But since we were talking about Mooncups earlier on, I wouldn't like to add to the conversation any further.

You gazzed yourself? I might try that.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# i just gazzed all over my own head
*whut?*
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Have a badly shopped NoobMaster.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Have a worse one.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha! YES!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I didn't think to cover up the hideous beast behind him
with a flag twice the size.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
He does look like that dude who was on Dr Who before that David "Pwhoar" Tennant stole his place!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# If anything I pity him.
He has to put up with Billie Piper.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)
# That guy is awesome.

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I gazzed myself then replied to it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Heh! You must be really bored.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Not really,
I was just curious
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# dip away
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# slightly excessive use of the text curve tool
likes though
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] prfc
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# One of these
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
#

I will be selling at craft shows and stuff. I am excited. I am selling under the name Unlucky Girl Comicz, and just selling books of cute random strips, and some other stuff. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# haha
"fuck"

dunno, it just worked for me. woo
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# ^this.
I like fuck.
There should be more fuck in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Good! Now do this 1000 more times.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# fuck 1
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# fuck 2
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# fuck 3
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# you know what?
fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# whos 'it'?
and where do they live?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)
# For fucks sake!
Why the fuck have you stopped fucking around and saying fuck all the fucking time?

Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Hahah
Well, what would you say if you had an evil cloud following you, and there were no umbrellas? ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# "I think I'll invent the umbrella"

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I think I'd wonder why I was projecting emotion onto a collection of water vapour
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Those words together,
I don't think they mean anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Ninja edited,
for her pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# What
is a collection of water vapour?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# The best way I could think of describing a cloud.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Ooh.
I don't think she's projecting emotion. She just has a cloud that's following her around, like a jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)
# i've always favored the obscure but succinct phrase
'cloud'

/sarky bastard
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Ah, but where's the fun in that.
Philosophy taught me to always use the longer word when there is a straight choice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)
# yeah but philosophy also says
you can't prove that anything but yourself exists 'i think therefore i am'
so lets leave that there.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# It also gave me the ability to argue about almost anything,
and for that I am grateful.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Philosophy is the best thing
which was possibly never invented.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# philosophy
is the words on a cereal box
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)
# ^ this
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# As a case in point,
I have spent several hours of my life arguing about the differences between pies and tarts.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)
# "How can you arbitrate what is a pie and what is a tart?"
"The concepts are only valid to us based on their nomative labels and words are not objective in any sense. If another culture inverts the words that does not make them wrong, nor would it if one man were to invert the words. The very concepts themselves are only subjective networks in which people can share the same ideas and concepts."
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Obviously we weren't hoping to place any kind of objective value on the labels 'pie' and 'tart'.
We were more interested in the every day usage.
I believe our conclusion was that if it is fully pastry topped it is a pie, otherwise, it is a tart.
In the special case of lattice tops, if the lattice covers more than, say, 50% of the area of the surface, it's a pie.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# where do quiches fit in this?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Hopefully, that can simply be defined as a tart with an egg based filling.
*considers*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)
# and what was the conclusion?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# See above for a breakdown of our results.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# pies have a lid
tarts don't, but may have a lattice effect

case closed
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# There were counter examples whizzing all over the place.
The lattice caused particular problems.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I wish to express my approval of this statement

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# the contents of George Bush's head

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I have to tell you
Mr MOUNIAP that I think you may be me when I was younger. I strongly suspect there has been a strange and inexplicable fold in the fabric of time and space.

Either that, or I'm pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Maybe you are strangely and inexplicably pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# You see
that is exactly what I would have said. Call in the exorcists.....NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Haha, I feel under pressure to say what you would have said now.
I'm having to psychoanalyse someone I don't even know.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Ha, ha. Sorry..
I wasn't trying to freak you out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Not a problem.
I love this place for the sheer weirdness it can throw up.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# 'More water'
/Father Jack
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Father jack what do you say to a cup?
FECK OFF CUP!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Make sure the "z" looks like backwards "s"
And make the writing really babyish.
^^

I like this *click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# My handwriting
is kinda babyish at times. Also, I have, accidentally, written backwards Ss and such on schoolwork. I'm either mildly retarded, or dyslexic, or both. ;p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Neither
you're just silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Oooh
alright then. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# We had a health fair at school today.
We were forced to go, and talk to people at booths about health stuff. Some woman gave me a pamphlet about abortions, and another woman gave me a paper about abusive relationships. Then I got brochures about preventing HIV/AIDs at tattoo parlors, and Bidis. It was odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Stop tattooing your abusive abortion.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Possibly what Emily was calling you! :)
Was she making a fuss today?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Ech!
xp
Yes. She pointed and laughed at me in the hall. I don't even know why. I just really don't want to go back to school anymore.

Also, I got a Planned Parenthood pen.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Maybe it was your hair.
I know what that feels like, seriously. Just grin and bear it.
As I said, you'll be out of there soon.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Possibly.
I dunno. I just want to be invisible. (Although I am to everyone but her. Hahah)
Also, this am true. I guess. Only 3 more years.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Just enough time to go clinically insane
Although if you're really on your toes you have it done in two.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Heheh
I should just drop out. It'll be legal for me to do so in one year. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)
# If you want to cut your losses
and come to terms with your bleak meaningless existence a few years earlier.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahah
Yepp.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Ahhh the stories I could tell you about bleak friendless isolation
*nostalges*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# :]
*listens*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I'm actually quite tempted to gaz you a whole massive depressing run down
I love being overly melodramatic, it's brilliant.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Heheh
go right ahead. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
# We had a robot baby in class the other day.
But that's a different story all together.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# We did that!
When we passed it around the class I grabbed it by the ankles and shook it upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
One of the chav kids on in our class punched it in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# pfft
none of you did a glitter?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Ha! No!
I managed to lull it sleep.
I was well chuffed, like.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Toby and Josh wore the pregnancy belt.
And when I handed the baby to Danielle, I'd turned it upright and passed it, holding onto its neck.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hehe!
What, Toby and Josh wore it together?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Well they tried, actually.
But once they realised it wouldn't work they took in turns.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Pfft!
Someone managed to pull the head off it!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# What are you guys talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Mechanical babies.
You cradle them and stuff and they simulate a real baby.
Not very well, but they're expensive and fun to pretend to drop.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Oooh
hahah. So learning to be a parent? They're practically telling you to be chavs. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Well that's also part of the course.
Birth control and when it's sensible to have children.
They don't tell us not to have sex before the legal age, because that's pointless, but they warn us about the potential consequences, as with unprotected sex.
It's a pretty good course.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hahah
Ahh. Sounds like our health course, too. Except we also learn about drugs. And how you 'CAN DIE FROM UNPROTECTED SEX AND DRUGS AND YOU'LL ALL DIE AND GO TO HELL'. According to one of my health teachers.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahah!
A teacher who has left now used to try and convert us to various religions (Religious Education teacher).
Once she had us chanting "I devote my life to the teachings of the lotus" in whatever language it was.
Nam myoho renge kyo
Nam myoho renge kyo
Nam myoho renge kyo
etc.

Another time she bought in a woman preist to ask us who'd been baptised, and she had her try to baptise people.
I refused and was sent outside :S
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hahahah
oh my god! I get in trouble just for not saying the pledge of allegiance. But my HomebaseA teacher is a fucktard anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahah
what!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Haha
Unlucky, girl :P

Good luck with the selling business ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# With a name like that,
I wonder how lucky I could be. xp
But thanks. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Haha, I see your point :P
Using reverse psychology against fate?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Hmmm
maybe. The problem that springs to mind, is that a lot of the craft shows my mom sells at (i'd be going with her) are funny old women, who like artsy-fartsy-macaroni-and-glue type stuff. I might have to find other places to sell my stuff. I don't think cursing androgens would go down too well with that crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Good lord, not the shambles
You may well have to find some place else to sell your arts.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# My mom
wants me to try Etsy. But craft-show wise, I'm not sure. There's only one I can think of, and it's not for a long time. :[

The shambles?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I'm considering posting things around school,
but I doubt I'll get any business.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# You should try it.
You'd be surprised.

When my friends' band was looking for a drummer, they did that. Got a lot of responses, until all the fliers got ripped down. Turns our we're not allowed to flyer at my school. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Well people don't really like me very much,
but I suppose I could try it.
I should make a new email address for people to send source pictures to.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Worth a try!
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Old logos for new...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I feel safe posting this in the middle of this blizzard of equally mediocre drivel)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Heh hee...
Do "current" too!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Can't.
I wouldn't know current if I was given the electric chair.
Ask one of the young people, or at least one of the people willing to venture outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Ha, ha, ha
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahahaha! I'll just slip this in here...
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Arr!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I made this YONKS ago.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Are we roasting peas for the compo?

Mind if I sneak this one in then?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Not sure if this works for the compo, but I'll post it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# You bad person!
:D
Psssst... you haven't added me to the list on your profile yet.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Bugger I keep meaning to do that.
I shall do it now!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Yay!
I am now officially the Accidental Passenger!
Woop!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)
# You are :)
You even got an asterisk!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# yeah, a b3ta pirate crew, that's really original

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Volatile Serenity told me he couldn't join Captain Wow's
so I made one and he joined that instead.
I wouldn't have made one just to copy her :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Why did he feel such a pressing desire to join a b3ta pirate crew?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Reassuringly corrosive.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I do not get it
;¬(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# There is a clothes shop called Next.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)
# To cut a long story short
I wandered around...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Curses
I was doing something similar,

*scraps seamless paint effort*
(I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] dont ask for credit!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, that's my weekend taken care of then
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# no bucky?...lightweight!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# woo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# My mate got a new keyboard...
he complained that it felt a little bit "wooden"



Click for bigger (102KB)


/runs
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# This is funky!
I want one
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# ^this!
Also: has firefox changed its redex/image loading image to something new? :O
This:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# nah
you seeing the little red dot?
i've had that in the past, apparently you can choose any image, but it sometimes defaults to that one for some reason
should resolve itselg
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Ah I see
Never got it before.
I'll have to make a CDC for mine.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Am using FF
Haven't noticed anything different yet
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Ack
localhost link alert!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)
# damn that thing looks good
very hi-tech 80s look, combined with the screen = awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# its a beasty
www.rolandus.com/products/productdetails.aspx?ObjectId=847

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# just checked that page
looks good. at $2800 it better sound good too.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# nice :)

I must dig out my Roland xp50 at some point...awesome keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# /me has a jx-3p
old school
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Juno 106
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# yeah that's a nice machine
/still prefers the jx for strings, though.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# DO WANT!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)

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