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[challenge entry] Goths are funny
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# people who talk like that
should shut up, think about it and grow up

Lol for goths on meth though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I agree wholeheartedly with the well-tempered cookedbreads.
those who don't grow out of it before their twenties are seriously a cause for worry.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# How long have you got now?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# one year and four months.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I've got....tendencies.
if I do goth up I do it properly though. None of this eyeliner scrawled across my head lark.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# applause.
You'd look well sexy all gothy like. *wink*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Ahhh bless you.
I always look sexy ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# ^
This, I believe to be utterly true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Are you always sexy as well?
I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# *ahem*
It may have been said.... on occasion....that I might be...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# :)
Bless you.

*massive hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Awww you are very bless.
MY CUTLASS HAS ARRIVED!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I am checking it now
in the middle of the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# SO HAS MINE!
*Covers nethers with a cushion*
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# are you grooming again?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# i did read that as tentacles
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Before I realised it was 'tendencies'
I could hardly control my erection.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# *waggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# *Films*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Happy birthday SKuG!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Yay cayke!
Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# alrite!
Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Photos or it never happened


ya srsly though, I'd love to see one if you have any?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Yes, anyone not in a suit by the time they are 19 is clearly a nutcase.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# *Escapes the straitjacket*
*Runs laughing into the urban jungle*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# You'll stand out a mile here.
Everyone in London wears Savile Row.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# *puts on a very well-tailored Tavistock Place*
Not me!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# *Doesn't give the slightest whiff of a fuck*
I'd rather be comfy, and suits are not comfy to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Tch, you're obviously not on the dark astral wavelength.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to pretend to read some Edgar Allen Poe in the graveyard whilst scowling *shuffles off*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# The stupid thing is
anyone who reads a lot of old verse, renaissance literature and the like is more than aware that the way they wrote then was as run of the mill or as shit as the way people write now. Speaking that way was not an effort to be artistic or overly flamboyant any more than text speak is today.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Yes.
I just talk like this.

*talks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Qof the Rvn 'Nvrmore'
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Knowing lots of Goths as I do
they don't talk like that at all.

At least not to each other.

Well not very often.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Being a likkle bit of a goff myself
I have met many.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# My bro is 29 and still gothing it up regularly
He goes for the 'Gothic' look though - less make-up and leather, more cravats and poncing about with canes.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I used to be a goth
but it was a long time ago when it was nothing to do with being emo and all to do with simply liking the Sisters of Mercy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# This
In weights divisible by 100.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
#
especially when you burn them alive
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# GRUNTY!
*GLOMPS*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Hello Honeybun!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Yep!
You still sailing sailor?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Got back last night, having
braved snow-storms in Bergen and nearly missing the plane.
Back at work now :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# blimey! that was quick
Did you have a good time?
Are there many photos to peruse and jealous over?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Quite a few, yes. (nearly 400!)
I shall be Flickr-ing like a good 'un over the next couple of days. I'll IM you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Excellent!
Thank ye kindly
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] to avoid a new thread
a filthy compo pea...

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Awesome :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# :D
:D :D :D

We have a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I'm going to get a beer
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# my opinions to you are pointless
because you have me on block. WOO YAY!

BARGEARSE IS A CUNT LALALALALALA ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# even if he does
there's no need for that.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# what if it was ClanSoul?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Well, in that case....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I never swore at Clansoul
I said he fancied Caewan and was stalking KK, both of which were jokes and he knows that.

Calling people cunts is far worse in my eyes than suggesting that two people who are friends fancy each other.

If someone told me that I wanted to Bum Thor or Bilbobarneybobs then I would either laugh or say yes and maybe draw a picture of it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Well I'm not actually calling him a cunt,
I'm calling him a cunt behind his back because I can. Everybody else knows it's a joke :)

As for ClanSoul knowing what jokes are on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# so he actually has you on ignore
and you're actually calling him a cunt behind his back?
That's shitty fella. Be the bigger man, rise above it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# okay then, since it's you.
BUT ONLY SINCE IT'S YOU.

*rises, and will be nice in future*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# whatever could have bargey done to upset you?
I has gone done spoke to him in real life and he seems like a lovely chap.
Not at all an opinionated cunt like myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I just upset him becuase I pointed out that thim & kk were turning /board into teen talk time.
he did gone done ignore me:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# It's
no great loss from your point of view though, is it? ;)

And they do turn the /board into teeny talk time, I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I was getting pissed off about that too.
I tried reasoning with him to no avail, so I've ignored him and it's cleared right up.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I have noticed that despite all the kicking, screaming, crying and calling me a dimwit cunt the other day
he appears to have pulled his head in.
This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# ^ This is a sensible policy, which I may well adopt.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I got bored of the arguments erupting around him every night.
B3ta is now a fluffier place.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# lets all hug
*gets midget in cowboy suit to play kumbaya*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *hugs*
*cops a sneaky feel*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# oooooohhhh yeeeeeeeeeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hexachordal is taking the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# QUIET YOU :O
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAA!
this is b3ta after all:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# *joins in*



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# i still love this
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I still like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I
just dont get it =S
(Cluster, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# stupid emo bitch
wnat a waste of ink.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I reckon Lise herself is a goth
and thinks it's REALLY COOL.

And she works for the Metro.

THE METRO!

Camels.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# ^this
with the possible exception of camels. More a llama guy myself...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# ah, a formidable move, sir
*nods gravely*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# just another reason
to get taxis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# She is.
I met her in 2001, she was giving out copies of Nemi 1-6. She's from Norway.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# My thoughts
exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# the girl who draws nemi...Lise Myhre is gorgeous :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# They *all* look like that in Norway. The laydees anyhow.
In varying degrees of scrumptiousness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I need to get to Norway..she's lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# You do indeed, sir.
In other news: Congrats on the the job front, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# ta :)

work placement for 3-6 month...wages are crap,
but they'll get better when they take me on full time
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Ripped Off!


With a nod to The Great Architect and others who have their work "stolen"!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# justabit
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# they never take mine!
because it is shit:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# hehe
They've not had anything off here for ages

this was mine what they had away
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Next, next, next weeks portion of Spunk...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# no seriously, what's going on
is this an attempt at a banning or am I reeeeeally missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Farmers?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Farmers
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# ahhh, riding the hypochrisy train past the new kids is it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Seems the the way to do this competition is to open a dictionary at random and pick a word to go in a speech bubble.
Actively encouraging TOAP should not be the b3ta way! Your Spy vs Spy is the only thing thats been any good so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# its got spunk on it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# More honey and lemon time brb
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# How very dapper!
Woo to you, that man
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# That's no monocle . . . .
Woo! 'ning the board!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Straight in with the morning pun
Ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Ooh!
Dingbats! nicely!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# aithankya
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# OOH OOH I KNOW THIS ONE
is it... 'Dusty Springfield'? For ten?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# i like that
the g looks happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# 'ning :D

*is feeling much better today*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Hello! me too!
I stayed in bed 'til ten to seven! bit late ashally . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Heheh, yes
Though I was mostly asleep when he got back

/easier that way
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
The romantic . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Yay for feeling better
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# *feels SkUG inna half-arsed fashion*

*feels better*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# oi oi!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Yay indeed!
And happy anniversary of your birth lovely sir.

Might I be so bold as to enquire whether the lovely SkUGosaur will be making any reappearances any time soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Why thank you Jessie
The SkUGosarus is hiding under the pile of crap on my desk at the moment... he'll be back soon!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# very nice, the Emperor WILL be pleased
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Good, he's been a bit eggy lately
he's been a bit eggy latelyI dunno who pissed him off . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I bet it was those Rebels again
damn them and their disrupting of the empire!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# how about a variant
with beattie's crown, tash and napkin?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# help yrself
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I am too lame with any graphic program
only good at making suggestions and posting mostly pointless replies to other posts
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# fair doos
give it a go tho squire, i'm a bit of a butcher when it comes to photoshop!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hurray!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] and again
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I would join in the pearoast fest
with a string of Broons and Oor Wullie mashes, but DC Thompson asked me to remove them from my site and I can't find them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# thats it!
your not having any cake!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# yes
you cock.

nice way to push something interesting off the baottom of the baord.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# well why don't they just repost it then
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# psst
don't be rude, just repost in an existing thread
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# ok sorry
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Twice?
I can hear the speculums being sharpened already...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# isn't that what you play a guitar with?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# why?
WHY?!!!!

seriously, do you think just throwing two strips down in seperate threads very quickly makes them funnier? Why not post one, let people savour it, enjoy it, have a laugh and recover, then post another one this afternoon?

The Image Challenge runs untiul next Wednesday, lobbing old images out in quick succession does nothing but make people dislike them - which they don't deserve.

Also, if you'ds put them as replies to existing threads then you'd avoid the animosity toward reposts even more and more people would be likely to laugh and click them.



Just an observation. Don't squander your hummus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# fair do's
consider tail so firmly between legs that it looks like a big furry nob.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# not telling you off fella, just pondering the turn of events :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# no really I just have something in my eye
*runs off and cries all the juice out of his body*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] rp cause i be busy
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# in a new thread? on my birthday! what?
are you crazy man?!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# i know, sheer madness
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# happy bday by the way
and many returns that are emotionally satisfactory
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Thanky you :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# gleeeeee!
I smell CAYKE!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Yay! :D
i think i'll have some squashed tomatoes and stew (curry) today - mmm!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# NO! You can only do that if you're Pete Murray
Happy Birthday Pete Murray
Squashed tomatoes and curry etc.

If your name is Tom Poop you could have squashed tomatoes and soup . . .

Well? IS IT!!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# actually....
no
its SkUG
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] arse


not bandwaggoning, just crap coincidence

I'll leave this then bugger off then shall I?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# SNAP!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hehe
I've done it coincidentally also! :)
With all the images out there, it's bound to happen.

I wonder if there's a random image theory? ...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Sammy Hagar!
The Red Rocker, yay!
(Mazrim, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Bugger it...
Just got home from work, thought I'd log onto b3ta. Now I've just discovered this incredibly creative and challenging compo.



Not!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
Hows goes it bargey?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Bloody good mate!
How 'bout you?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# not bad,
got a weird chest cold thing going on making it hard to breathe and getting dizzy spells.
I tried fixing it with beer and op rum yesterday but it did not work
Off to the docs in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# That is funny.
Sorry to hear about the cold. But if your Doc makes things worse, you know to go back and "arrange his fridge magnets" - Officeworks style...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# or use the back of his pen on his script pad so every carbon copy had a cdc on it:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I was filling out forms (with a carbon copy) for a client today.
Now this gives me ideas for next time!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# try to stay calm,
take a few deep breaths...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# your daughter's awesome
sams speech today was

no daddy, you not go to work, you stay here and play with wrestlers
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Image challenge.


Note: I do not endorse this sort of behaviour.
Click for bigger (138KB)

Also. I do not know why I made it so big.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Because your body is still on silly o'clock time.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# This is quite true.
I always get hyperactive and daft when I'm tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# because you likes it big
yes you does.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Well... In my defense... Who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# i certainly do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# george and lynne is less funny than garfield

I think the writes are deliberatley trying to make it shit
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Next, next weeks load of Spunk...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# farmers?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Not real farmers.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Not real?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Florists.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# not real.
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Happy birthday, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# flowers make me sneeze...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# even fake ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Not real.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# what? who?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I like these. They make me smile.
For some reason (and I have no idea why) they remind me of the Drunken Bakers from Viz.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# pearls before swine is a brilliant cartoon strip
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# ^This
This one is my favourite:



(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger box
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# i love this beyond measure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# am I missing something?
there are a lot of these on the board and I don't know why. Are you trying tio start a catchphrase or is Farmers one already?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# G'ning.


RIS?

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# what's an unnatural 20?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# a 19?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Where you roll a 20 by having an item which adds +2 or whatever to make it up to 20
instead of getting 20 come up on the die.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Correct answer and correct use of the singular of dice.
Have 1000 anorak points :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'm not sure I've ever had anorak points before.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# you're not a real anorak then
if you were you'd have written them clearly in your notebook
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# ^this
...and probably mentioned it on your blog by now!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# ^this
with the date, time and reason for receiving them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# 30 with a boob job?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# pff
there's a what in the what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Oor Wullie
Was always a bit shit wasn't it?
Even more so now



Click for bigger (42KB)
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Oor Smeato?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# word up minkster!
my daughter has changed her goodbye daddy speech when i leave for work!
now it's 'bye dad, have you got your lunch?, don't hit dennis, and don't go to the pub or you'll get drunk and i'll be angry'
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Don't hit Dennis.
Do you hit Dennis often?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# no.
=D
it's not like i come home and say to her 'i gave dennis a good slapping today'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Who the fuck is Dennis?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# one of my co-'workers'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Stab him then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# eh?!
he's my friend!
and a b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# does dennis deserve to be slapped?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# not when compared to some of the fuck-ups in this place!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# invent
some form of auto bitch-slapping machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# You are Mr Hobbile and NobbyNobody's love child.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I just don't understand why it's spelt phoenetically.
Scots aren't stupid, they can read.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Because Scots is not the same language as English
and that is how Scots is wrote.

Edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Really?
Well I never.

Then it's just shite then, instead of being shite and patronising.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *pssst*
Hello lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# HELLO DUCKY!
*glomp*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# How are you, my lovely Fae?
Have a bit of this:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I'm good thank you!
That's so beautiful. Did you have a lovely time?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# It was amazing.
Really stunning - bloody cold, but stunning.

and.....

We got the Northern Lights 5 nights in a row!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# LUCKY!
Oh I'm so glad you had a good time my darling!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Quick!
Put it on chortleberry.com. Run! Fast!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# As ever, I have no clue what you are banging on about.
but it still makes me laugh.

You loon.

Edit: That'll learn me, won't it?
*note to self* Read People's sigs before replying...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Bigger!
Make it Bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Can if you want...
I am impervious to nonsense today...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Wallpaper size please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Andy Crapp


(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I like this ^ & that ¬
www.b3ta.com/board/8139465
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Scat rape
gives you the ability to stand on your heel for long periods of time. FACT.

Also woo.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# That is funny.
It made my mouth move.




WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# In store soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# This deserves more clickage.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] allegedly...

the indie blog is still going...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# LOL!
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# hahaha
and tits.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# oh, you went there!
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Go responsibility!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Pfffttt..
Fantastic - Case Closed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# George and Lynne meet Gerry and Kate?
Brilliant!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# oh god
*stifles a laugh*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
I love those crazy wife swappers.

And George and Lynne
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Laughed out loud
(and shouldn't have)
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Winnar!
New compo please.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# erm
whats tapas?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# you're 27 and you
don't know what tapas is? fucking hell man/woman! go to Barcelona today.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# ...man...
where?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Barcelona
big city in Spain, go there now, eat food
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# oh right
i don't like spain, its dirty and common
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Barcelona
isn't, it is ace. also, they have tapas. and booze. and a seaside. and Gaudi.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# i have seaside right here *points out of window*
i don't like the sun, it burns me so
edit : besides its full of foreign people
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Barcelona is OK,
but it's quite similar to all large Spanish cities.

Try also: Granada - The Alhambra is top noodles.
Tarifa - Eighty brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# spain: good
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# it's lovely
las ramblas in barcelona is a busy, clean, picturesque delight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# there is also a strip club
that has a famous act which features a dwarf. or so i'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# i didn't know that
i'm in it for the shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# there are many, many exciting things
that do not appear in the Time Out guide
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I believe
they prefer to see themselves as in Catalunia rather than Spain...

(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I think we may have a winnar!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ace! (and I still check out your blog).
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# i know, i get referrals from checkmyinevitable all the time!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hilarity and tits
I think you win, good sir
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] winner!
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Qotw.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# pfff
unexpected lol there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# still here then?
how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# slowly :(
i'm tired
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# caffine drink?
only 6 more hours to go - you can do it :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# down to my last half-cup of coffee
and it's cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# *puts the kettle on*
you got more supplies?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# i've got tea
but i don't usually drink coffee, so i never noticed i was down to the last few spoonsful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# uhoh!
uhoh uhoh!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# :)
nice one

TJ: any good suggestions for hosting for websites?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Approval from Gmos!
Success!
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# yeah
Dreamhost. You can host a brizillion websites on just one account, and get get about everything you can think of, hosting-wise. Their support is also very good.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# have you got an urly wurly?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
#
www.dreamhost.com innit

www.dreamhost.com/hosting.html
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# what should I call my website
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# dancetime.com

/edit: no, that one exists

What are you going to put on it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)
# cuntshark.com
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)
# totallynotapaedophiliasite.com
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# inballsdeep.com?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# internetcom.com
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I just went to see who registered internetcom.com
It's all password protected. Very sinister.

I think I might be onto something here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# SCARY.com
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# ohyoushouldtotallyreadmyblogifyouwanttoknowhowscarediamrightnow.com
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# edit : ok i read that wrong... there fixed
Domain name: internetcom.com

Registrant:
Bernie
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Thankyou. I will be saving this data for further research.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# awebsite.org
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# hereisawebsitethatisveryniceandyoushouldclickthesite.com
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# ithoughsohardaboutthisdomainnameicantshitanymore.tv
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# GrandmaOfShoes.museum
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# shitrags.blogspot.com
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# how about
www.goosequest.co.uk / .com ?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# b3tt3r.com
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# envolve.me.uk
Cheap as chips
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# YES.
ten bucks a month gets you a lot of hosting.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] A Steven Wright joke
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# What has that got to do with killing people?

* May be thinking of the wrong Steve Wright
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# not that steve wright
or even that steve wright
but steveN wright
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# right
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# No...
Wright
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# 37 dicks?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# *slurp*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# That's bindun.
And by the original comic strip to boot.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Here's next week's issue of Spunk...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Am I missing something here?
where's the farmers/not real farmers thing from?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Farmers?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Yes. Farmers.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Not real farmers.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Farmers.
*sad*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Farmers.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Not real florists?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Pfffft
I am LOLing at that clip right now (and I'm AT WORK)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# hehehe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6en6u5e4Gi8
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I forgot to turn down the volume
and now the whole lab is LOLing and ROFLSOCKSing and pffffting and guffawing.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# you work in a lab
can you make me some killer germ warefare please.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Haha!
That was amusing. I missed the chance to see him live a few years ago. Gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I'm lucky enough to have a guest strip on Odd-fish today
Thanks to NobbyNobody for publishing it. It was fun to do one


Click for much better quality on Nobby's site
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# i thought the idea was to make them funny.
i jest of course.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Ouch
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Oooh, betchy
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAH!
THE PUNS, THE PUNS!!!

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# this is making me very hungry
*craves sushi*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)
# :D
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Oh my god! It's Jackie Clam!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Yeah, it was a choice...
between Jackie Clam & Jean Claude Van Clam
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Jean Claude Van Clam works better.
Top work, by the way :D
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Thanks
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Today I have mostly been misreading news.


derissification
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# pffft
EDIT: right, I'm off.

back, um, sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)
# cower at the magesty of my free hand drawing skills
And people wonder why I stick to shopping blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)
# hhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# hahahaha
minty-choclate-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Hahaha
'ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Sorry I just wanted to join in, it looked fun.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)

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