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[challenge entry] I've scraped my barrell now


and maybe too obscure... give us a break, I'm actually working this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# blooooooooood.....
i've had to step over puddles of blood in theatres.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# [Merenghi! ftw!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I get it
Most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# 'tramp-oline'


Click for bigger (147KB)
(Rev Crapweasel takes walks by the pool with barrymore, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# actually, Trampoline®
is the brand name of the special oil you get if you render a tramp down.

A higher octane level of Trampoline® is obtainable if the tramp's skinny dog is rendered into the mixture also
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# [probably the wrong board to post to...
...we don't have a /shite


CFBig
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# FIRE!
baw baw baaaawn
i'll take you to burn
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# [your reply confuses me....]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# it's ok, i confuse myself.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# ooh
me likey :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# [aah, ta matey :?) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# have you tried /talk?
/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# [I have...
...but I felt oh so very dirty. heh]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# have you tried /shight?
/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# *wobbles*
;?)
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# You say I took your hat?

I can't see it anywhere?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# [you cheeky scamp!
I have a hat from one of the oldest & most reputable hatters in London. ;?) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# why are you showing me a picture of your splodge?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# does yours look like this?
interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# DrZaarlon Is Kinky That Way
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS

TOP POST!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# [Faaannnjjjjj!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Ok, I didn't make this
but I did just get it in my inbox as spam.. best spam ever? (sorry if GC)

(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# ha ha!
that is better than most of the shite i receive!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)
# asbo-cocking-lutely!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# This is truly fantastic, and I love it.
I love that somebody's sat at home drawing that in paint thinking 'this'll sell Hoodia by the bucketload!'
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I like the fact that the fatty's smiling.
They're clearly a happy fatty.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# no fat chicks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# well, i'm under 70kg so it's definately not me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I got this one...


I don't know why I removed the web address. I was thinking of doing something clever with it, or maybe setting up my own CDC pills site.
(Fat Bear is adjusting your breasts on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# hahah got this one as well
Tufte quality
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# hahahaha
that is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I had it too from
"Rosetta Hollis"
[[email protected]]
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Romanic fire anyone?


(I helped save b3ta! umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# damn my tennalady!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Serves them right for being goffs.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)
# They could be funeral goers
or hacidic Jews
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Tum-te-tum . . .
*whistles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# OH NOES!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
office snortage!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
The laugh created by this humorous strip made me briefly forget that I have not had breakfast yet.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# [tragicomedy!]
woo/yay
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] The End.

sorry about the depth
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# i go deep like a baby seal
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)
# any shallower and the bugger would have floated back up
going in deep is good
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I love happy endings
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls

PS: Yey you killed him! CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
#
(ccc, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# mmmm toast
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)
# fucking brilliant
more!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] you can only wish. . .
(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ready or not
here i come
you can't hide

i'm gonna fiiiiiind you
and take it slowly
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Face covered to protect the innocent .
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# erjiqprheruasnyuocgyneuioqcfgbtweuiqxcfby4upnfuqyuiwebgcfu3cnyr
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Are you...
Welsh?
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# YEY....
Where have you been?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I have been around..
Just not had time to post at work so been on the gay shift most days.
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS!?
HAHAHAHAHA!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Farmer
* He looks like a farmer
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Not real farmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I disagree
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# ^ this ^

Poof Proof
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# GAH!
GAHGAHGAH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# that is so wrong.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Dear lord.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# *BOKES*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# dad?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# that took me too long
the hands, the hands.
(barandis, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# that is a surprisingly accurate colour match
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Mmmmm!
Saveloy . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# You wouldn't order one of those from the chippy, though
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# no, silly!
silly!Butchers not carpenters . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Ah yes, my mistake.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# have you moved yet?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# not yet,
Should be getting the moving date early next week. not to much of a chain so should not be many weeks now.
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
its a cracking story that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# ...and dead.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# :D
I like this one.

Edit: I have just ordered a load of lovely stuff from Lush and ALSO- I came into work today having forgotten to check my bag this morning. There's 3 8ths in there. I've been spraying the bag around every hour with body spray.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# let me take those off your hands
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# NOT ON YOUR NELLY.
Some's for my dad. Some's for me. Some's for a lad I promised to give some to.

But mainly it's for me :P
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Jolanthe approves of this course of action.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Hewwo precious!
*kiss on snout* has your daddy seen the thing about the mini pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Mini pigs, you say?
What's all this?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Read and covet, love
scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/2008/03/miniature_pigs_pets_of_the_fut.php
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Awwwwwwww!
They're darling!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I know!
Soon as I saw it on /links I thought of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# lovely pig :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] A random entry


(to this week's challenge)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Rupert the bare?
'ning you!

Hope you're Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Ning Dave! *huggles*
I'm fine, ta - How are you both?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# We're both Braw! ta!
We're also Aunties! Hurray!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Cor!
I popped in the local card shop to find a birthday card for my nephew a while back, and the assistant asked if it was for a boy or a girl. Kids today, eh? Tsk.

*waves zimmerframe*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)
# ha
I lol'd
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)
# he'll get tb
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Haha Nice one Ptols!
In the afternoon!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# ssssssssssssh!
I know! It's a Friday, I sneaked out of wo*k
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Woo
Nutwood!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Mattfink - my wings are like a sheild of steel..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Hurray!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Debut
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
i lOVE this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)
# gleeeee!
Thanks! I was whiting for this . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Biddom Fish
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# you have an image...
...for everything....
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)
# yeah?
try me


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
# APE FARTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
# hmm . . . not quite



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Close enough...

* Gives DTH the claps
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Well done.
There appears to be some kind of propellant there so I choose to believe in ape farts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# haha I just notice his winky
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# \o/
Huzzah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Matt Damon..
... or ape farts ;-) that i would like to see too! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Matt who?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha.. well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# His head moves like that when he walks in real life*


*may not be true

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# WHERE'S MY DRUMKIT WHERE'S MY DRUMKIT WHERE'S MY DRUMKIT
Oh, there it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Then I shall shoot you...
...in the head.

Woo :)
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't think that strip is going to last much longer...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Pfffttt..
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Also: Thimbleblade is an EXCELLENT name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)
# thimbleblade?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)
# thimbleblade?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)
# and thrice i say THIMBLEBLADE!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)
# hahahah
top
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# love is......SURPISE BUTTSECKS!!!!!!!!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Make comics funny?
(Mantrid, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)
# oh GOD.
oh GOD.

*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Mercury, stop talking to yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)
# YOU KNOW SCIENCE!!!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Frightening, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Yep!
;p
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Oof!
F U N E X?
S V F X .
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)
# N T?
F U N E T?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)
# T 4 2?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)
# S. T 4 2.
F U N E M?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkWMcRlE1mQ
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# S.
S.I.L.L.Y C.O.W
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I don't know why, but I find this pisstake amusing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXA8XCULRzA
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# It is rather good.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ^ this ^

*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)
# *always liked this*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha!!!
very woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)
# NOON ivesb
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a nigger

THATS RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha
i am in no way racialist, but I enjoy seeing that word. It is one of the last verbal taboos and for this reason it makes my nipples erect.

still i don't have the guts to use the word myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] How to ruin comedy - a Garfield Masterclass #1
It's not actually possible to make them funny. In fact, they can suck the life out of even the best comedy material.





See?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Pfft!
That is brill!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Pork pie,Garfield?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Silly Mstandot,
Only Fools is not Desmonds :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# DESMAAAAAHNDS
You can only say it with the accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Isn't it a lovely day outside?
It's a lovely day outside.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)
# It's a lovely day outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)
# : D


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)
# ha ha ha!
you Rodney
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Class, sir
Sheer class.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Thanks
Drawing the bar taxed my artwork skills to their limit.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)
# hahah
hello Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha!
very true
www.b3ta.com/board/8141656
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Ha ha!
Jubbly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Comedy gold!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hahahaha!!
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# haha
what a plonker.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] At least the cat isn't in it


Edit: smaller file now.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hahahahahaha
this should win.

edit: and yes, for god's sake man, OPTIMISE. ARGHGHGFGJ
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
# there's a website full of stuff like that
garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/

and your picture is stupidly fuckin huge
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# today's garfield was just garfield lying down in every frame
surely that can't be made funnier by removing him.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# arf...that gives me an idea....if I can only find the right source pics
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)
# 'Zat so?
Where do you think I swiped the source image?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I like this, but it's a bit big. Try using JPG
instead of PNG to reduce filesize.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# FUCK ME
it's bloody huge...

Yeah, what smallbrainfield said.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# As the actress said to the bishop...
I always feel a little dishonest clicking on "This is a normal post"...
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)
# You don't have to click on it though,
it's the default.

AHA!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)
# You know what I mean...
...mutter mutter mumble...
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
*clickage*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Bring me sunshine

Snoopy
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# : )
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Him and his short, fat, hairy legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# wayhey!
x
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Lovely
stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Haha Bril!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace work!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# ah, that crazy wife beating drunk, fun and japes all the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Very good!
And it's exactly what the Compo says, Make newspaper comics funny. Adding a bit of Eric 'n' Erm to ANYTHING instantly makes it funnier.

"But not necessarily in the right order."

See?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] What's that you say? Make Khartoum funny?


Oh.

Oh I see.

Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Needs more Brandow



*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)
# "Life?" said Chump,

"Life is Good"
Visit terrible blog here for bigger version.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# erm
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Yellow toes!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# TAOIST!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Lacist!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Go on then,
I'll have Jam on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# TOAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Go on then,
I'll have jam on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# As a follow up to last week's headline*...


"We shall call him George, and we shall hug him, and pet him and sqeeze him..."

(*Last week's headline, for those who missed it, is at www.b3ta.com/board/8116580)

Again, not photoshopped at all!

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# You can keep him
but you have to clean up after him

:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I envy you
I never get such headlines
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Yeah me too.
Every week for the last 15 years nearly the headline for my local paper has been something about Stephen Lawrence. It is getting a bit tedious now
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# really?
9/11: STEPHEN LAWRENCE INNOCENT

LAWRENCE FAMILY NOT IMPLICATED IN ENRON SCANDAL

HOUSE PRICES RISING, ALSO: STEPHEN LAWRENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# my favourite was
"TERROR AS BADGER GOES ON RAMPAGE"

STroud News and Journal FTW!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# lol
I love the link to the actual story..
www.b3ta.com/board/8116681


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
# yawn
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Woop Woop!
Isle of wight county press FTW!
picking up my copy later :P
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

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