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# This one I found very exciting...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Is there a lift-the-flaps version?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Or a scratch-n-sniff?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# um
or a pop up?
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Pffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I'm thinking about turning it into
an advent calendar
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Pffft!
(allergic to curry, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# My biology teacher insisted it would be all Granny Fannies
so I gave up that dream.

Better to have a twat in your face than on the end of a phone though. I am so glad I am not working in a call centre.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# yeah tbh
none of the 15 year olds seem to realise they'll be dealing with infected, diseased and generally unpleasant pussies the majority of their career.
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Learning ftw!
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Just say NO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# This
is the best thing ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Knees up,
and . . . relax.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# look up a friend today
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# lol bum magnets :)
oh and TJ : flowerpot!

edit : i can't help thinking walrus tusks when i see those helmets.... Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Hahahahahah wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# This confuses and frightens me
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Haha!
Now I'm totally confused
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Yay you chose the best one!
That hat really suits me.
The viking hat sent my dog into a barking frenzy. The hair on his back stood up and he tried to attack me.
I think he thought I'd turned into a bull.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# :D
you are a pirate! yargh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Parrot? Tortoise?

P-P-P-P-PARRORTOISE!
Prevously on Lost
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# tortoisarrat
woo! i want one :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Like.
Want.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Yay! This is the only Parrot-related thing I can find at short notice.

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Oh no!
A polygon!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I was going for the "Parrot's ate 'em all" joke, but there's a bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# :)
It's a cracker.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# man
that's a really low poly

is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Hahah fuck
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# That looks a bit low poly
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Did you have that pre-prepared or are you winging it?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# The board really has reached the beak of punning excellence...
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# It certainly is a feather in our collective cap.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# don't crow about it
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Great pun. In fact, I'm robin it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# what are you raven on about?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Esio Trot
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# ELBOG DOOF!
I loved that book.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Excellent
mashing amphibians with mammals or birds is a right headache
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Another request...
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# spiders!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I can't make this one out ;¬(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# polaris (i think)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# It was a request from rappola if that's any help...
Some you win, some you lose. Did you see this one?
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Devdduga!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# seriously though..
woo
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Humph
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# its ok my brain doesnt do words very well :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I did
I liked it too.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# These are all rather spiffing
good work
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Sorry to TJ
but I've just got back from a night out of dinner in a big tent and to cut a long story short they sold hats and after a few glasses of wine I got carried away and bought these....

I am so excited :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# YES!
you win everything
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I can't wait for the next board event
I shall win as I have all sorts of accoutrements now.
I also have a couple of feather boas \\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Win.
*bangs hammer*
Next case!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# COR
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# HOORAY!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Blimey!
That's quite a haul. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# As well you should be.
A fine selection.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Fantastic!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Excellent millinery!



(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Outstanding!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# what are you going to do with them all?
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I have been trying for ages to buy a tailor's dummy
so I can dress it up and stand it in the corner.
The hats will come in handy for that.
And other things that will come to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# psst up the board abit
hope you don't mind :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Not at all
They are fine hats and should be worn and shown.
I shall get a friend to take better pictures soon. I had to take all of these myself and of course cut off a lot of the important bits.
Now I realise I should have taken a portrait picture not flipping landscape.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Very well done madam!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# yes yes yes yes yes!
ON TOAST!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# A day at the sky.

Huuuge (547k!!)

earlier ones:
www.b3ta.com/board/8151187

www.b3ta.com/board/8150850

www.b3ta.com/board/8150580
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# This is a wonderful, wonderful thing, and duly wallpapered.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Ta!
But there's seams on the bigger one!!!

EDIT:I just wallpapered it myself,and notice the biggest seam in the world!!!

*tries to fix*

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Seams don't bother me.
It's the nature of the picture that is appealing.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I've fixed it anyways.


(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Gaaah! Acid flashback!
Nighty 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# these mess with my head
therefore they are woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# what the hell!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Hooray!
These are rather good, sir
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Oooooh
I do like this much
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# These are lovely
a hint of shadow perhaps on the swimmers?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I tried to leave shadows on, as if sky was solid.
I also had the idea of people being partly hidden by clouds,but i'd already erased too much cloud, and was not starting over!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Fockin' superb, this
My new desktop
(I helped save b3ta! timhalbert club sandwiches, not seals, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# That's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# very nice idea
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Just make sure to slather plenty of Factor 25 on yer nipsy, Stan.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I love these :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# let us now soonchranise witches
I understand that we shall meet, good sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
For b3tans of a certain age!!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Lies!
Modern TV is shit, forcing us young people to discover the comedy gems of the past.

I once went to a fancy dress party as the false-armed policeman from Young Frankenstein.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# a minkey?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Haha
That reminds me of the episode of Screenwipe Charlie Brooker did on TV news, with the South African reporter who kept saying bumming.

"The bumming is credited with having heavy casualaties"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# i can boogie, boogie woogie, all night long
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# River Toast?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I was just trying to word that into a jest.
But I am now undone.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I've never played trivial pursuit.
Mostly because of the name. They may as well have called it 'boring activity' or 'mundane timewaster'
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I knew someone who memorized all the cards
he got sectioned in the nineties at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Leave me alone!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# aww
I like these.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# thank you =)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Find the unemployed !
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# IT IS LIKE AN INVISIBLE FORCE IS PUSHING HIM INTO THE GROUND!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I really rather like these,
but they could do with not being in new threads as they are spoiling the natural flow of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# is that Bam?
bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# They all look equally ridiculous
it's a metaphor justifying a united Belgium.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# belguim will never unite!
*rips off shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Does everyone have one of those?
I haven't got one.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# a shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# hello
have you done anything with that guitar?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# There's a dog trapped in it
I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I can't fit a beef shield through there
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Yes, I stuck a sliver of plastic under the nut
and now it works OK.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# hooray
it is now yours. Ten years after you broke it!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# You say unemployment
I say funemployment
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# fuck, you are really nuts
nuts :D

edit: *cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Haha, brilliant as ever.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# That does it.
Nurse, get the tranquilliser gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] *compo peas*
Woo also, you very much crazy person.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# this should be a garfield threads
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Hahaha
This is how I see the world
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Hahahahahah fuck!
I love you, can I buy a clone of you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# you're amazing
fucking hell neville... thats so ace
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Is that Africa?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# yes
(actually its a home made spring compressor with cutting fluid on it - one of my shock absorbers rusted into nothing)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Seriously, just say it's Africa.
It saves my brain from bleeding too much.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# i did
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Jamaica ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Alaska.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Norway!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# BOOBS
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# You fucking shit-prism
If you're expecting to see an apology/joke :D down here, you can fuck off.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# shit prism?
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Yep :D
Blame dekion.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# shove it up your ass!
sideways
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I had to Russia to the hospital,
she was dangerously Chile
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I SEE JESUS.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# For Dave The Hat :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# do you really want to hurt me?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Do you really want to make me cry?
*reaches for cocaine*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Blown away again
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Well that's just smashing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Thass ace!
Thankyou!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Click it if you are confused


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# you've given it blue eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# You are very observant
But it's a magneficent photo wouldn't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Can I ask a question of you please?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# No you can't
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I think you misspelled 'cunt'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# nah
he's clearly a bok
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I was going to ask if you were British?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# That is all.
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Frank Sinatra.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# so macho?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Some what?
Oh, and God bless you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# it was a sinita song
why on earth a i being blessed?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I really do not want to have to explain it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# i'll take it, i need the help
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# gorgeous
lovely stuff. I've spent the day working in an attempt to clear some time and take a day off so that I can get to whipsnade asap. I was considering going over Easter but Mrs Toast says that is a stupid concept as it will be full of parents trying to escape the hell that is 96 hours with their bastard children.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# parents with bastard children must have really interesting family lives
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Cool
Hang tight before you make any arangements, because i'm not sure when the new Cheetah exhibit is open, i'll know on Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# 96?
surely it's two weeks?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# the kids get two weeks, but the parents only have to suffer 4 days
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# fucking lazy parents
what do they do with their kids the other 10 days???

let them run about the house alone or just ship em off to praia de luz?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# based on my knowledge of people who have children
they do everything they can not to be with them, nannies, grandparents, creches etc.

If they don't want to spend time with them and marvel in the wonder that is the creation of life then they really shouldn't have them.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# i can't actually remember my childhood
but since me mam was part time at the time she probably couldn't get away from me. me bro and sis seem happy to spend time with their sprogs though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# The spice must flow?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# only reasonable explanation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# :)
God-Emperor
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] blondie is a band

blondie 1
blondie 2
blondie 3
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# heeheehee!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha
no bridge. fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# ahh, haven't seen the blondie films on tv in ages
what a happy little world they lived in

blondie, dagwood and baby dumpling

if memory serves
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Yay
I loved them
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Horse is an alien
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Blondie
I would.
(kid_charlemagne is apparently still not dead yet., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Fashion sense
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I just sent you a present
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Do I get one?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# *bums*
yes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# OH MY
OH NO
IT'S YOU!

How art thou, fine sir?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# very good indeed
and you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# eating a MARS BAR!
and talking to MUSHROOM!

These are two of the best things in the world.

Thus, I am happy.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Yes, yes, we know you fancy each other.
Just give each other a blow-pop :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Do you enjoy fascist birds?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Yeah, they're alright
when you're out on the pull, but I wouldn't want more than a night with them. They're dominating in bed, and they're all 'kill the niggers!' and y'know, I just don't like that :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# black nazis are ace
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# they make me laugh and laugh and laugh
and laugh and laugh

in their FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# This is mad.
You are mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Fantastic.
Have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Hahaha
why is she so angry?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# He stood her up.
She thinks the car is his excuse for not turning up.
But really he was just counting his points in the middle of the road.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Look who's standing
lookwhosstanding
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Elton John?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# still going?
that's some impressive troll stamina
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# haha! ha! hahahahahahaha!
what will it take to make you piss off?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# The button right of add friend
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I think my b3ta must be boked
'pelt with bunnies' is to the right of 'add friend' on mine
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU!
You confuse me and make me think strange thoughts about aubergine. And then my head folds in on itself.

For the love of god, give some kind of context!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# He has been posting it all day
in an attempt to either piss people off for his own satisfaction or to start a bandwagon.
The fact that he has ignored all comments and requests since he started leads us to conclude that he just wants to fuck the board off.

In more interesting news, Underworld's new one Oblivion with bells is pretty good, the tracks Ring Road and Boy Boy Boy are fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# perhaps he just enjoys random silliness
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# and truth be told
if it was a more established member of the board people would likely be saying it was funny
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Not really
It's just boring.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I've seen others (myself included)
do worse shit than that and still get lots of applause.

edit: Oh bumfluffs, I just very much by chance managed to find out my next post will be my 25000th.
Hmm, wonder if I should do something...
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Well you shouldn't complain then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# yep, I've been through the hypochrisy angle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I hoped that was the case
and gave him the benfit of the doubt for several hours. but sadly no.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I liked the constant spam for Flemish independence better.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I've seen them every now and again today
just haven't been around long enough until now to ask/see the comments.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Are they one of those new bebop bands then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# You really are a sad pathetic excuse for a person!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# what's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# HAY IT'S THAT SEXY RIVERGHOST YEAH
HE KNOWS THE SCORE
HE KNOWS WHAT'S GO-IN' O-O-ON...

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Tired:(
And it's two nil.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# *holds*
*strokes back of head*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# *snore*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Those look like some incredibly dangerous dance moves.
I approve.

Ed: Hang on, am I supposed to not like you or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# He's been putting this bloke into images all day
and he won't go away or listen when people say stop.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# We are supposed to,
but I'm fucking loving this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# B3ta has decided that this particular bandwagon is trolling.
I'm uncertain of why.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# and in the two responses above
you see the wonderfully hellish world that is B3ta.

Pain is so close to pleasure and Trolling is so close to a well established bandwagon.
But for every Tiberius Gracchus there is a Stemmil who got banned completely for posting wonderful pictures of Zammo and CrackCol that at least had a story behind them and interaction with the board
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Oh calm down, silly :)
Yes, he's trolling, but b3ta has never been perfect, has it?
People complaining isn't going to make it better, so if you just bring yourself to enjoy it b3ta becomes so much more fun.
Admit it, I'm right for once.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Hold on, I gave him the benefit of the doubt
and opportunity to correct people from the assumption that he's just trying to annoy them. He chose not to.

I am not going to applaud someone whose idea of fun is fucking off a large number of board users.

Also, I was an admirer of the work Stemmil/CrackCol did with Zammo and CrackCol's adventures, they were better than this and had a layer of fun and adventure that took us to different forums where he had cross posted for our delight. He talked to the board, let other people in on his game and was a fucking good bloke. But he got banned. So I don;t see why this guy should get a pat on the back.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Nevertheless, making a fuss about it won't solve anything.
Yes, that's coming from me, but can you see where I'm coming from?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I am risturbating furiously here.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# There's nothing to get.
Check his new threads.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# i've got too many people on ignore for you to join
but you're still a tool
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# I quite like this to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Good, more people should like this.
He just got himself another fan, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I'VE GOT IT!
You haven't been banned because YOU ARE ROB.

And even if you're not, if he bans you I will cry.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Rob's more talkative
or at least does fellow boarders the decency to reply to them. TG is being rude, nicely shopped images or not it's rude.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# But the more you complain, the more likely it is to continue.
However I am not fussed either way. I am enjoying them, and I am enjoying his silence, to be honest. Take the adverts for Cloverfield, for example. Not very informative, but they did the trick.
Whether or not the film was good is not the point.
But I'm comparing him to Cloverfield, it's not helping my argument much, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Proj's new diabolik wants some action
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I liked the old one.
I am not sure that this is worth mentioning.

I'll shit up now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Interesting typo!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# free bobby sands
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# somewhat
freudian
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8151633
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8151633
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# this is lully
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# What a happy chappy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# for some reason
I think he's chasing after an ice cream van :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# this^
:o) so true
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# that's a nice model, what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# erm I forgot. Hang on. It's for poser
and is free from Daz. I'll get a link.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I really must start with daz
some of the images in their spams are pretty impressive
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# ah, I'm not a Poser fan
I prefer to make my own stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I know you do, but you asked what the model was ;)
anyway, I was wrong. it is SA Kitty from these guys.
www.sanctumart.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# some very nice stuff there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# HE WANTS TO HUG YOU TO DEATH
fiendish demon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Brillianto!



(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# How the farking-fewk do you do that?
In 120k? Genius.

*click*
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Kiss kiss
(crapcakes in a cup, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Phwoor!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# not seen that
s it any good?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# it's a great film, well worth a watch
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# god yes.
its ridiculously good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# excellent
loved it
(crapcakes in a cup, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Best film
I've seen in a very, very long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# i may go and see it
on your four reccomendations
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# you won't regret it
a great return to form for the Coen brothers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# What film?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# No country
for old men.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# that's scary
mindpiss



have you logged into my head to make me type in ALMOST exactly the same way as you?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# no country
for old men
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# It's three quarters of a fantastic film
They forgot to have a proper ending in that way that only the Coens can get away with.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# but the
wacoawzkis can't?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# is it saying "wanker"?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# yays
Just heard a great joke.
What sort of bees make milk?
Boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# thats the best joke i've heard in a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# what's red and white and invisible and goes ho ho ho?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Your mum!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# invisible tomatoes dressed up as father christmas
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Running a hostel, does this make you some form of conduit for the international community's most dire jokes?
Matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I think it's really a hostel akin to those in the Eli Roth films
when the B3ta bash happens in May, he'll be selling the b3tans off via ebay for torture and killing...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Like people would pay for you lot!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# you're probably in league with NUTS and ZOO
who are paying for the privelege of torturing us
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Not at all
I'd just torture you for the sheer pleasure of it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# it's things like this that make me sad i'm probably not coming
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Peas.
Peas.
Peas.
Peas.
Peas.
Peas.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I think you missed the 'what I had for dinner' thread
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# is he saying Piss?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I read it as "Please"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# maybe please?
..
(crapcakes in a cup, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# MINDPLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# holy facilitively acceptable deliverables batman!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I started reading this and was irritated by a tired old idea
and then pleasantly surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# i've got a quattro fomaggio for dinner. What did you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# fish fingers and veg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# fishy fingers and a bit of veg up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# you'll do anything for dairylee
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# if you ask
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# i'm hungry now tho
eating with the kids at 5 leaves me peckish later
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# aww. how are they?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# all cool, nice and asleep
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# *giggles like schoolgirl*
*isn't sure why*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# because my typing and use of words is just so sexy
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# but that shouldn't make me giggle
unless my reading of razzle has caused me to be mistaken about these things
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# You cannot make cheese with human breast milk.
The yoghurt I made was far from satisfactory, also.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# why not?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# not enough fat
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# NO FAT CHICKS
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Although it separates into curds and whey
almost as soon as it leaves the breast, the protein content is such that it just will not curdle.

You can make cheese which contains human breast milk, but it is not possible to make standard cheese with it.

You need either other milk or chemicals.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# According to QI (the most authoritative source known to man) all milk can make cheese apart from donkey milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# QI is often home to popular myth.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# How about squirrel milk?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Awwwww
hahahah



I had frozen pot pie thingy (but warmed up and with the top removed)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# But if you cook it,
you can't eat it frozen!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I had a roast chicken.
With some roasted jerusalem artichokes and onions, some griddled asparagus, peas and gravy.
It was fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# thats sexy...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# It was.
I have the bones boiling as we speak, tomorrow I shall feast on risotto.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# i envy you. I miss having money to eat well :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# A whole chicken doesn't cost too much,
and it'll do me 4-5 meals, with stock leftover.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# i have £10 to last me a week
i also have to smoke. i forsee issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I see.
How are your hunting skills?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# i once chased a pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Well...that's a start.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I haven't yet
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Aww!!
I had curry flavour noodles with grated cheese and buttered bread.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# thats a mighty amount of carbohydrates
i approve
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Bah.
I'll eat what I want, when I want.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# last night i had a sandwich with 8 sausages and 3 eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *applauds steadfast stance*
as long as you aren't an obese waste of flesh
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# High metabolism.
I've been expecting all this crap to catch up with me for years, but nothing seems to be happening.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Awww
I like ghosts who share.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# eek
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# hahaha this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# cheques in the post
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Homemade lasagne, chips and veg, followed by some chocolate cake
lashings of fruit tea and copious chuckling to TV Burp.

Also, this is great :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Microwave korma.
And I'm currently enjoying a rather smashing 2005 French Shiraz.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Chicken tikka massalla
as made by me!!!

woo pic.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# food?
arse, knew there was something i forgot
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# NO I AM NOT!
IT's MINE! ALL MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# 100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
*riotous applause*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Well,
they are
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# It depends on the egg.
If it were rotten it wouldn't be...

No, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Cor!
Thass the second time we've agreed today! C];0)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I should be most interested to know the other occassion
you speccy Northern fool.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# how dare you speak to Sir The Hat in this manner!
I demand satisfaction!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# *satisfies*
Oh . . . . . YEAAAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# *waves*
tell me of gigs sometime....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# That's fine by me:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I remember that.
And how much it looks like my friend's mum.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Does she have a newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Not that I know of
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# You live East of Taunton, do you not?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# They may be better, but they're not as SEXY.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i'd rather eat maggie's love juices than egg juice
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Haha! yes!



(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# how the fuck do I pause it so I can read what it says?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# IE = hit escape
Firefox = hit escape or click and drag the animation a tiny bit to pause. Let go to play again.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Click on the gif
and then drag your mouse off the image.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Unless he's using IE. In which case hit escape.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# You said.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# You didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha
TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I believe this to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I like being told things via the medium of eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Have you ever written on a banana with a biro?
If not then please, please try it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I have seen it done
www.flickr.com/search/?q=banana+bee+b3ta&m=text
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# That's not enough.
You REALLY have to do it yourself to benefit from it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# This vectory fucker took 6 hours, and I've broken my mouse with pointy clickyness.


Clicky for sphincter-splitting largeness (yet only an amazing 117Kb!)

It is Sir Thomas More after Holbein, by the way, and I'm rather proud.

It is beer o'clock now. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# cor.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# woo
Actually It's chocolate milkshake o'clock now for me:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# The most magical time of the day
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# i thought that was when you wake up, with morning wood...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# there's nothing magic about that
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# well if i could wake up to some morning wood...it'd be rather nice...
as long as it was attached to a nice chap and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I wouldn't know
I don't sleep. I'm secretly a robot.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# not so fucking secret anymore
/aussie called bruce blog
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# ...damn
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# cs knows all...he's been hiding in your pants&socks draw.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# shhhh
don't tell him everything!!!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# well i didn't tell him you rub yourself on his things when he's not looking...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# no, and for that i thank youi
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# see how lovely i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# you should try sitting down
less likely to damage the laptop/pc/as yet unreleased personal computer interface
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# i am sat odwn now and i have mike ike jelly beans..fucking lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# hmm
i'm a bit of a commercial victim and prefer the jelly bean factory


(cos i've never heard of this "Ike" who's stolen my first name)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Unless you wake up lying face-down on a tiled floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# *gasp*
You braizen hussy!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# i dunno, i think thats one of my tamer statements as of late.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# You haven't been talking about feltching again?
IT was nothing to do with what you said, I just thought I should call you a braisen hussy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# absolutely
Love it
(strontium190, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# i like that Holbein painting with the skull..well i just like the clever skull bit, the rest of the painting is a bit boring for me.
and nice vector and such.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I tried vectoring the skull and then skewing it
but it all went pear-shaped.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I thought that was the point
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Again
But this time a little lower and a lot softer.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# *does*
do i get to see some puppies now?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# You can
But they aren't very big

And have been recently shaved.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# pwoah, lets have a look.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# We both know we're not talking about puppies here.
You want me and you and I both know it. I want to flop you over the desk and spank you until your bum is red you brazen hussy.

PS. I am w**king as I write this
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah are you more pissed than me?


p.s i'm walways wanking when i'm on b3ta..beat that
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# TMWRNJ quote
Plus I walways don't drink.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# aah.
drinking is fun tho.
means ugly girls and boys can pull.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Certainly worked out for me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# oh me too, when it permits.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# What can I say,
I'm a strange hermit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I used to love that
what was the name of the big grotesque orange character?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Curious Orange
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# that'd be the one :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Kilroy?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# You are the very drunk
if you laughed at that
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# kirlroy is just pure fnneh
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# *tries to find Jam kilroy silk breakdown*
*only finds compilation of clips with it*

video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=6853850347711304173&q=jam+kilroy&total=8&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# i can't remember how on earth it works, but it sounds far to complex and just palin fucking hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Don't fuck him then
I'm sure he's busy travelling and such
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha. god that was a good boozed up typo.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# And how are you miss?
Except for drunk :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# well i'm mildly tipsy...but i am rather good this evening and you fine sir?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I'm rather fantastic, thankyou, miss
And full of caffeine.

iSketch? Anyone?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# OOO ME, I'LL PAY!
i'm crap at it, but it's funnn

link me up scotty.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
#
iSketch
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# teh b3ta room thingie?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# that's the one
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# 'Palin-fucking hard work'
is a phrase that I shall try to slip into a conversation sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# hahahaha, dooo it!
also available is "a piss soaked ray mears" or "armpit sniffing poodles".
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# piss soaked ray mears????
does that mean he's finally been captured and been so scared he's pissed himself??

I've always seen him as a real life Lockhart

TWAT
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# You'd want perspective distort, surely.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# You're right
but don't call me Shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# you claim vectory!!!
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Blimey!
Just look at that attention to detail.
Good work, very good work indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Class on a monitor!!!
Woo yay!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Magnificent
Woo to you, Sir

Enjoy beer o'clock :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Lovely!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Ooh that's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# OOH!
You fecking liar! You said it was beer 'o' clock! FUCK OFF THE PUB NOW!!! and thanks! C];0D
Edit: Those sleeves are AMAZING! Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I'm having a sneaky beer at home whilst the chums arrive.
Those sleeves nearly finished me off. As you can probably tell, the jewellery was the last thing to be done, and I'd got a bit arsed off by then.

Onto sneaky beer number two now. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Cheers!
I got outside a pint of Old Speckled Hen, a pint of Greene King IPA, a Guinness and half a bottle of wine that someone gave us last week as a weeding present . . . (but the wedding was over 8 years ago)

/alcoblog

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# You are a clever drawing-type person...
How can I save vectors as SVG files in potatoshop?

(And I'm on the Speckled Hen too)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Alas, you have mistaken me for someone who's
arse is in their trousers, not their head . . .

I only did vectors in illfrustrator, not tattyshop, soz

Anyone else?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# This too is rather woo, Mr Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# *bows*
painty goodness . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# While that really is very, very good
I can't help but feel the eyes are a bit wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# they were in the source . . .
/truly blagging

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Doing a picture like that in Paint
is a bit like painting the Sistine Chapel with a bingo dobber.
Well done, Mr Hat, well done indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# hehehe!
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS MR BUTTMEAD
YOU HAVE WON A *CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# *periwinkles*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Looks a bit like Putin.
And it's also very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Bugger me! You're right!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# i dare you to say that first bit in a gay bar.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Pffft
I shall clench.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# That's fuck awesome,
if I may say so.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# this is ace
i'm named after him
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# that's really lovely, REALLY nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS!?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Real farmers?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# greetings various sentient lifeforms.


I bringded you some schmecksy.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Cor!
Shmexy!

Hallo
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# lo
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I'm sexier when I'm climbing.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# well, that just goes
without saying. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# it's alright though, because it looks nice.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# FOOFY!
*hugs*
Lovely stuff :D
How have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# lo!
I've been ok...lots of schoolins happening.
you?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I have been rather spiffing recently.
My weekends seem to have suddenly taken a turn for the epic win.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# yay, that!
why so?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Well for once, things just seem to be looking up.
There's a job I've been after for a while, and today it clicked that because two of the employees are leaving, they will be understaffed for summer.
I did work experience there, and they know me, so I am going into town after school on tuesday to ask if they need anyone. Meaning I can have money.
And there's loads of other stuff, too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# YARRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Good evening!
*Insert predictable pirate-based sexual innuendo here*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# That's really great. In many many ways.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Ello foofy
Where you and your pirate brethren been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# ^_^
i've been goin to college
to get some more knowledge...and i have to go
eat before work in about 20 minutes... :(
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I leant something once!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# ooh!
*INTERNET-HIGH-FIVE*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# fuck me!
arrr foxy flag maiden
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# \o/
More of this sort of thing!
*begs a little*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Woo Yay
we pre-Jurassic primordial sludges return your greetings
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# yay!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# This is
ALL teh win.


That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# This is very awesome!
I like!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# lumpy knees!
but still would
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Where I come from,
lumpy knees are a sign of sexitude.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Wonderful!
Ain't seen you for aaages!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# shh!
i'm hiding! that way i won't get distracted and forget to
eat before i have to dash out the door!


how's the you?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# The me?
I'm the fine. ta.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Ooooooooh
nice to have you back :)
That's spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
:O
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)

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