heather Mills in a vat of tomato sauce for me. Red-ex.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:29,
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This is quite nice, in a pleasant way.
Wouldn't it be nice if we got things like this? Like if speed cameras took photos of cars going under the speed limit and sent letters saying "Nice one, keep at it!"
(FuiruSting, where is thy death?,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:31,
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IT'S NICE TO BE NICE
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:31,
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(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:05,
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That's gotta be better than an afro mushroom!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:06,
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Ah but is it quicker than a quickfit fitter?
These are the questions we need answered
(Geoff the ClownfishYou know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:10,
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Yes by a factor of 3.7!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:11,
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But
I thought you can't get better than a Quick Fit fitter?
(FuiruSting, where is thy death?,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:22,
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HA
not noticed how their ads have slowly moved away from their tyre deals in the last few years??
too many lawsuits from people whose alloys were fucked by kwik-fit. i hear their exhaust jobs are quite shit too
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:25,
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I only remember the ads from my childhood
I think I actually wanted to be a Kwik Fit Fitter when I was little, because they always seemed to be having fun, what with that jumping thing they do at the end of the ad.
Of course I came to my senses, career-wise, and now I'm unemployed.
(FuiruSting, where is thy death?,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:28,
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I wish I could understand all the strange ways you guys deploy letters to convey language!
Have a W_o back
(JahledThree shades of black,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:13,
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That looks remarkably like an emo fringe.
Not enough angst though.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:15,
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I encountered three of these strange emo things today in Camden at lunchtime
I was happily munching a pizza when when one of these things pipes up: "Is that a pizza?"
"What does it look like, a fucking apple? You prat" I replies, which went down very well with his mates, though silenced our young clown
(JahledThree shades of black,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:23,
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Pizza Schmizza, what you'll be wanting is one of THESE:
/my first brush with anything alcoholic since last June. I'm easing myself in slowly until the London bash :)
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:30,
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We will protect you
geezer :)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:33,
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if only
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:39,
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I'm not sure if any discernable alcohol content will actually get to me
I'm off it becasue of headaches, but touch wood, it's been ok so far. Don't worry, I'll be with you in the non-alocohol beveraging section at the Bash :)
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:42,
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i'm hoping they serve tea
like they did at my last one. if not i'll bring a flask.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:43,
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I shall be bringing copious quantities of fruit teas with me
cos I can't drink the 'normal' stuff either (no caffiene either!
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:44,
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Haha
Brilliant :D
I've not used the word prat for a while, I shall adopt it into my daily insult routine :)
I'm using the word "dingus" a lot more recently.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:36,
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aww thats pretty
despite the lack of lazers :P
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:17,
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I didn't think you were around.
I was considering making another version with lasers, just to keep you happy :P
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:17,
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haha
I feel special now 0:)
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:19,
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LASERSPECIAL D:
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:20,
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THE BEST KIND :)
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:21,
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Cor!
I like that :) I've really been enjoying your pics lately :)
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:31,
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Thankee, they've been great fun to make :)
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:33,
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..
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:05,
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Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008) (V) (post-production) Futurama: Bender‘s Game (2008) (V) (post-production) Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:03,
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i heard two more
and at least one series, i've never used play because my bro's gf got ripped off by them, and they've never seemed that cheap when i've been looking for stuff. especially since i used to get 10% off on HMV arse, i need to stop looking on b3ta and start looking on imdb again
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:03,
archived)
It's great in my opinion
but don't be expecting it to be too much like the old series. Accept it as being a different direction for the franchise and you'll be fine.
(StickFigureNinjais worried he may be on the list,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:39,
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I'm still buying it though, just because I want to see the full length episode of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad.
(StickFigureNinjais worried he may be on the list,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:48,
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you can download that too.
I believe
edit:// I believe correct.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:49,
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Not worth buying
for a box you can print yourself. The online version is pretty perfect. I got a bargain and got it in the sales with Family Guy Blue Harvest.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:48,
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i couldn't be arsed looking hard enough
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:55,
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and three, and four, and five and turn, and one...
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:06,
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redex for me :(
EDIT: Works now YAY!
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:10,
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c'est la vie
you can take it from me it was a work whose breathtaking audacity and genius was only matched by the artistry of it's execution
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:15,
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rubbish
Im missing out Ill take your word on it tho
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:22,
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there's a joke in there somewhere
but I can't stop looking at those nice lycra-clad bottoms :D
(Paster of Muppetsis an incredible screen name,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:13,
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Ermmm..have an Iron-Man WOO!
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:15,
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i can't wait for that film to come out
(Dr ScunnerShe’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:30,
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Oh yes.
Funnily enough I watched an old episode of the Jonathan Ross show last night, Downey was on there, HE WAS SINGING!....BADLY!
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:39,
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Is that yoga position known as 'The Walrus'?:D
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:18,
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yes, though it's also known in Ashtanga Yoga as the "The Sticky Quim"
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:22,
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Ashtanga
/Yogi blog
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:24,
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fixed
i went to some classes years ago in Notting Hill. it was the same one madonna went to(name drop). my advice to the single bloke looking to be spliced is get yee to yoga. it was wall to wall fit flexible women and i was the only man in the class.
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:30,
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^
words of wisdom there chaps, words of wisdom
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:40,
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Oo great
Please could I have raspbeery.:)
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:30,
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The Bible confuses me
We nail him to some 2x4, he pulls some David Blaine shit and then we get chocolates?
Click for bigger (98KB)
(Barry Chucklehas gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:57,
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Made me laugh.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:00,
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(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:45,
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What?
(NobbyNobody21 years a b3tan,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:47,
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It's Graph 2
By Graphy and the Graphettes!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:50,
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YES YES YESSSS
*CLICKS HARD*
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:48,
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COR!
(Master Of Turnips.Only gays and morons believe in ghosts.,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:48,
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I wish I were rich enough to gain access to Morrissey's company
So I could punch him repeatedly, increasingly angrily, building up to an infernal rageingly in the face for his crimes against music, having a spine, and for fucking singlehandedly making emoism fashionable.
But hey - that's just me.
EDIT: most woosomeness to this pikshure, mind.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:49,
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Haha!
My sister's new puppy goes mad if I sing like Morrisey but only if it's in that uniuqe nasal voice.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:49,
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The one that Tony Christie does such a good impression of.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:51,
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Yeah yeah.
Was that on Buzzcocks?
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:52,
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Twas indeed.
My favourite programme.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:53,
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My new favourite programme
is Monkey Dust. I always seem to discover programmes I like long after they've finished filming them :/
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:56,
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BUUUUZZCOCKS.
QI. Doctor Who. Torchwood. Boosh. University Challenge.
I loves all of them.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:57,
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mock the weak is also amusing at times
and HIGNFY
loved the QI that was on dave last night. ROGER FUCKING McGOUGH!!!!
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:24,
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(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:40,
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Ignore the scale, the balls are frighteningly small in comparison
(Master Of Turnips.Only gays and morons believe in ghosts.,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:41,
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*shellshocked*
Edit: there are chav children playing some sort of ball game behind my house. I am going to kill them in a minute, the noisy little shits. AND I think one ran right by my bathroom window whilst I was in the bath.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:45,
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