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#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# ooh
thats nice
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# ***sluuuuuuurrrrrrrrpppppp***
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# I love all your stuff
Have you created a plug-in so we can join in?
Mofahafy?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# This is ace
as is the smell of my supper
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# :D
You are far too ace sometimes.

I really like the bits like around the hand, with the difference in shape done in green, very nicely done :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Woo!
That's wonderful :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# thats no moon?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I think a similar idea got fp'd about a year ago
but i don't think it was rped for the compo...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# As a graph
or a pie chart?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# pie! So yours is entirely original
woo!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*clcik*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Haha, nice :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Hahahahah!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# whoa, i like a reference to internet culture
woo!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# The thing is
without the bit that doesn't resemble PacMan, it would just be a circle. Thus, the bit that doesn't resemble PacMan does actually resemble PacMan.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# ...
Photobucket
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Haha!
I put something like that on my mate's windscreen once. He didn't see the apostrophe first time round.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# hahah thats a braw idea!
1. print
2. stick around
3. make people laugh
4.
5. profit
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# it's like
heather Mills in a vat of tomato sauce for me. Red-ex.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# This is quite nice, in a pleasant way.
Wouldn't it be nice if we got things like this? Like if speed cameras took photos of cars going under the speed limit and sent letters saying "Nice one, keep at it!"

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# IT'S NICE TO BE NICE
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# :-)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# parkings fine, the sun shines most the time, and the feeling is laid back
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] happy happy joy joy
Photobucket
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# never a frown?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# with gordon brown
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# his arse is brown
the brown arsed clown
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# n_n
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# That's gotta be better than an afro mushroom!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Ah but is it quicker than a quickfit fitter?
These are the questions we need answered
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Yes by a factor of 3.7!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# But
I thought you can't get better than a Quick Fit fitter?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# HA
not noticed how their ads have slowly moved away from their tyre deals in the last few years??

too many lawsuits from people whose alloys were fucked by kwik-fit. i hear their exhaust jobs are quite shit too
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I only remember the ads from my childhood
I think I actually wanted to be a Kwik Fit Fitter when I was little, because they always seemed to be having fun, what with that jumping thing they do at the end of the ad.

Of course I came to my senses, career-wise, and now I'm unemployed.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# (v^_^)><(^_^v)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# I wish I could understand all the strange ways you guys deploy letters to convey language!
Have a W_o back
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# That looks remarkably like an emo fringe.
Not enough angst though.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I encountered three of these strange emo things today in Camden at lunchtime
I was happily munching a pizza when when one of these things pipes up: "Is that a pizza?"

"What does it look like, a fucking apple? You prat" I replies, which went down very well with his mates, though silenced our young clown
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Pizza Schmizza, what you'll be wanting is one of THESE:


/my first brush with anything alcoholic since last June. I'm easing myself in slowly until the London bash :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# We will protect you
geezer :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# if only
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I'm not sure if any discernable alcohol content will actually get to me
I'm off it becasue of headaches, but touch wood, it's been ok so far.
Don't worry, I'll be with you in the non-alocohol beveraging section at the Bash :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# i'm hoping they serve tea
like they did at my last one. if not i'll bring a flask.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I shall be bringing copious quantities of fruit teas with me
cos I can't drink the 'normal' stuff either (no caffiene either!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Haha
Brilliant :D

I've not used the word prat for a while, I shall adopt it into my daily insult routine :)

I'm using the word "dingus" a lot more recently.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# aww thats pretty
despite the lack of lazers :P
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I didn't think you were around.
I was considering making another version with lasers, just to keep you happy :P
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# haha
I feel special now 0:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# LASERSPECIAL D:
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# THE BEST KIND :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Cor!
I like that :)
I've really been enjoying your pics lately :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Thankee, they've been great fun to make :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Heh.. Brilliance :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
excellent :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# It's made funnier by imagining 'Fuck this for a game of soldiers' in his voice
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Woo Yay
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# ha ha!
and one more ha!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Haha I have the yellow pages game of Fly fishing by J.R. Hartley.
Great bargain in a charity shop.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# this must win some sort of prize
*clicks*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
why this hasn't been done as a sketch on the telly we'll never know.

this is 100% genius sir.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# class, and just 280px wide
seems to fit the necessary criteria :-)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# hahaha!
thats great!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# This
caused me much lollage
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Oh dear god
this made me giggle lots
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Fantastic.
Very funny :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*clicks frantically*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Meh!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Woo but bin done I'm afraid
Not for a very long time though
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# woo
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# also inspired by an earlier post:D

Well it worked in my head:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# that's super fly agaric
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# 70's jesus?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Alas I have been at work all day, Ghosty
and this passes over my head like a Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# That's such a pleasant way of saying, 'That's shite!':P
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Haha
Nah, this contains elements of truth for anyone logging on after a day devoted to work, ignorant to what has transpired in the day on /board
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# That makes it even worse!
The post in question was the msuhroom one below:P
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# holy fucking fast
?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Me too, but more of a Mustang P51
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# inspired by an earlier post..


Click for bigger (93KB)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Easter's been called off this year
they found the body


(my dad makes this joke every year)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Hahaha
perhaps one of the parts edited out by the Vatican
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# never trust those magicians
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# mythbusters proved this
doesn't happen.....woo to the animation tho

/arse blog
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# works for colostomy bags, however
FACT
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# you mean there's not really magic?
*throws out bunny and hat*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# wears hat
cooks dinner

\o/

profit!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# did they inflate Pamela aNDERSON BOOBS WITH HELIUM?
I should start watching TV again!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# now i'd watch that!
woo for boobies!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I found some new stuff in the shops today.


Click for bigger (365KB)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# seagulls!!!!
funniest thing is him playing a guitar..they look so tiny compared ot him.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# his choice of jackets always makes me smile
they are by far the worst jackets ever made
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# nd his weird purple hair and ponytail combo
the bloke is just a walking fucking joke.
why has noone told him he look like an arse?
and he has no sense of humour, it's great.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Because as funny as he is
he's as hard as they say. What is it, Ikedo (sp?)? Win chung?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# it's like kung fu
but for fat lumbering arseholes.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Well I wouldn't fuck with him.
I would hide behind you.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# that made lol.
a lot.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# because he's fucking huge
and they'd get the shit kicked out of them, unless they told him his shoe lace was undone
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# oh come on, worst he'd probably do i sit on you and make angry noises
and then fall a sleep
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# sex?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha
as my good friend like said about watching someone else have sex - 'it was like watching a sick walrus trying to get on a rock'.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# pretty much.
oh god get the mental images out of my head.


EEWWW
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# *rubs*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# *cries*
god he makes me want to hurl. icky.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# *sniff*
last time i amuse you
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# *points at shoe lace*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# on close inspection these appear to be loafers
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# *flees*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# i saw him in camden with his band once
ive seen worse bands, but it sort of dinted my tough guy image of him, and his voice is as versatile as his acting ability.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Bindun I'm sure


Click for bigger (55KB)

But it is Easter and I'd rather like a St Martin of scorcese :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# hehehehehehe
i like this
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# And on a theme of jokes of biblical proportions//
I have to say, best sig ever

I laughed this much

|____________________________________________________________________| (narrowed down for sheer scale of laugh.)

And I make animated sigs. :|
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Draw us a graph.
S'up all.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Ahem.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# can't go wrong with a bit of father ted!
:D :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
i like this so much, my penis hurts!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# hahaha. wow.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# You could have a link option for that:P
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# fuccckkk offfffffffffffff
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
# No
I genuinely think we should have a hehehehehehe button!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# *hits*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# *hits on*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# waheeey
*nudges riverghost*

psstt i think you're in there
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# *glees*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
# dress up as liza minelli and post pictures on here
that'll really turn him on.

FACT.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# fancy dress shops closed
oh well....looks like his gna have to wait
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Scorsese was nearly a priest.
So I've heard on the grapevine.

He'd approve I'm sure. I know I do. woo.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# ha! i can just think of joe pesci in the role..
ya wanna be fucking blessed? do I look holy to you?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE FUTURAMA!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I have the first movie on order.
Yay!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# you don't love it enough
if you call it "the first movie" :P

but yes it shall be ace. *prays it's morrison's loss leader for that week*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# First full length feature film then.
I got mine from play.com £9.99 w00t!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# morrison's
do em for £9 week of release sometimes, and i don't have to worry about giving my money to a company as shite as play.

i'm still doubting your geek/fandom as i've only referred to it as bender's big score since the title became known to me
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Play are ok, I haven't had any problems form them.
I call it first movie because there are supposed to be 3 more planned, and I couldn't remember the title.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
#
Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008) (V) (post-production)
Futurama: Bender‘s Game (2008) (V) (post-production)
Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# i heard two more
and at least one series, i've never used play because my bro's gf got ripped off by them, and they've never seemed that cheap when i've been looking for stuff. especially since i used to get 10% off on HMV
arse, i need to stop looking on b3ta and start looking on imdb again
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# It's great in my opinion
but don't be expecting it to be too much like the old series.
Accept it as being a different direction for the franchise and you'll be fine.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Futurama has always been a bit hit and miss.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# there's a futurama one block from my office
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Sweet bongo of the Congo!
you mean this one?


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(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
# I have resisted downloading it.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# I didn't
I'm still buying it though, just because I want to see the full length episode of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# you can download that too.
I believe

edit:// I believe correct.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Not worth buying
for a box you can print yourself. The online version is pretty perfect. I got a bargain and got it in the sales with Family Guy Blue Harvest.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# i couldn't be arsed looking hard enough
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# and three, and four, and five and turn, and one...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# redex for me :(
EDIT: Works now YAY!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# c'est la vie
you can take it from me it was a work whose breathtaking audacity and genius was only matched by the artistry of it's execution
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# rubbish
Im missing out
Ill take your word on it tho
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# there's a joke in there somewhere
but I can't stop looking at those nice lycra-clad bottoms :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Ermmm..have an Iron-Man WOO!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# i can't wait for that film to come out
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Oh yes.
Funnily enough I watched an old episode of the Jonathan Ross show last night, Downey was on there, HE WAS SINGING!....BADLY!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Is that yoga position known as 'The Walrus'?:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# yes, though it's also known in Ashtanga Yoga as the "The Sticky Quim"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Ashtanga


/Yogi blog
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# fixed
i went to some classes years ago in Notting Hill. it was the same one madonna went to(name drop). my advice to the single bloke looking to be spliced is get yee to yoga. it was wall to wall fit flexible women and i was the only man in the class.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# ^
words of wisdom there chaps, words of wisdom
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Oo great
Please could I have raspbeery.:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# The Bible confuses me
We nail him to some 2x4, he pulls some David Blaine shit and then we get chocolates?



Click for bigger (98KB)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Made me laugh.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# haha precisely
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# haha!~
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# good
shit
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I think the moral of the story is...
eat your chocolate, and you'll grow up to be big and strong, and also immortal, like jesus!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# now thats religion i can get behind!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# "Get thee behind me Sheehan...?"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# arf! hell yeah!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# or maybe if you eat bread and wine at communion
chocolate at easter represents jesus' mouldy, half decomposed carcass
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Mmm
Especially now Lidl do J.D. Gross 70% Ecuadorian Arriba dark chocolate with chilli for £1 a bar. By the Lord Harry, that's good chocolate.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Time should be on the X axis as it's the independant variable.
Nice graph paper.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# It is
You're monitor is just at the wrong angle:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Look riverghost.
If you're trying to incite an internet jihad by goading me at every comment I make, then you're going the right way about it.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Your shoelaces are untied!
EDIT: I'm hard pressed to find another reply to your posts. You should be happy, neigh honored, that I deem fit to speak to you!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# That's more like it.
*bends down to tie laces*
Wait a second! I don't have any feet!
Grrrrr.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Melvin!
*excellents*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# The correct response, I believe, is 'They melvined me'.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# DOUBLE GGGGRRRRRRRRRR
fucking maths fuck fuck fuck.

did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# .
he worked it out with a pencil
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# independent
/pedent blog
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# pedant
/shit n giggles ;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Haha, I do love to see a pedant out-pedanted.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# you appear to have missed the joke
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# bless
he's not very quick is our Porsche
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# My mum says I'm smart.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# aah
it's a cayenne
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# with three wheels
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# nah
that'd make it fast, the loss of weight would be immmense.

might even be able to go off road (that wheel)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Hey, maths and science is my thing.
Not English.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I make gwapff once
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I love this so much it makes me shiver like a virgin in the rain.
In the rain.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Oh yooouuuuu. Have a Gwover.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# YES this too
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# The word 'Cruel' starts flashing
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Morris is my Christ.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Morris is everyone's Christ
"I'm Christopher Morris. You're not."
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# I've met him.
He signed my copy of Brasseye.
/Will NEVER get bored of mentioning it.

:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I have a Texas Chainsaw Massacre poster
signed by Gunnar Hansen, who played Leatherface. That must count for something...





*slinks away*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Dick Cheney raped me
:D

Oh, I mean..

:(


:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# I've been thinking of that for the whole Challenge.
Also, Woo to Chris Eubank's Inability To Consume Guava.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffft.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Data time, make your own graph
Percentage of compos: 100
Percentage of complaints about compo being annoying/boring/shit resulting in shit post: 99.9%
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# In other news...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# theres a whale
in the thames?!?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# hehehe
That sine looks like a snare beat to me:P
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# it's a humpback whale call
:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# naaa
The sound envelope is all wrong:P
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahah
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Ah. But it looks diferent at that size!
The value looks zero between the envelopes.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# *head explodes*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# That snare looks like a snard to me.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# yay
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# hello again
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# 18th March...
;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# who got the sweep?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# HAPPY BIRRRRTHDAY M3
*BIRTHDAY KISSSSSSSSSSSSS*


NOW GET YA CLOTHES OFF
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'm already naked!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# *high five*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# *inappropriate hug*


*stains dress*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# No I haven't got a dress ON that's the point.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I hit the one hanging in the closet


*blush*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# DIRT AND FILTH AND oh never mind.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# i know this sounds a bit* gay
but i would kill to see you in that dress

*a bitvery
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# YES
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# who? me?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# well i wouldn't kill you
that'd defeat the object

unless you were VERY unco-operative
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
# PHOTOS PLEASE
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# more? where do you store all these gigabytes of photos?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# in my knickers.
obviously.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# splendid, another gig in the mail
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I've just been listening to this in my car!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# What?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# It's Graph 2
By Graphy and the Graphettes!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# YES YES YESSSS
*CLICKS HARD*

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# COR!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I wish I were rich enough to gain access to Morrissey's company
So I could punch him repeatedly, increasingly angrily, building up to an infernal rageingly in the face for his crimes against music, having a spine, and for fucking singlehandedly making emoism fashionable.

But hey - that's just me.

EDIT: most woosomeness to this pikshure, mind.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Haha!
My sister's new puppy goes mad if I sing like Morrisey but only if it's in that uniuqe nasal voice.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# The one that Tony Christie does such a good impression of.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Yeah yeah.
Was that on Buzzcocks?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Twas indeed.
My favourite programme.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# My new favourite programme
is Monkey Dust. I always seem to discover programmes I like long after they've finished filming them :/
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# BUUUUZZCOCKS.
QI. Doctor Who. Torchwood. Boosh. University Challenge.


I loves all of them.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# mock the weak is also amusing at times
and HIGNFY

loved the QI that was on dave last night. ROGER FUCKING McGOUGH!!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Monkey Dust is fantastic.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Cool
I have friends who animated some that. I'll let them know!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Tell them they're God.
I really haven't watched a programme that I've enjoyed as much as that in years.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# im afraid im going to have to
ris?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# smiths - big mouth strikes again
lyrical graph.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# forgive my
retardedness
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# R to tha I to tha muthafuckin S?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# This must have been
how joan of arc felt
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# hehehee
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Sweetness.
Sweetness, I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head


i like still ill way too much at the moment. *listens*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# sorry for being a mong..
but..
I'm only a dabbler in all things b3ta.. i mean i love it but.. i'm shit and always dissapoint myself with my own posties...

What does RIS mean??

yours sincerely... thickcunt!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# RIS = I don't get it
Cue long winded explanation about morrisons
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Is that the original post?
And how come they didn't get a flaming for the large post I wonder...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# It is the original, yes.
I guess there were less board Nazi's back in them days.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# can't be the original post
"pearoasted for fun not profit.."

edit: the original post is b3ta.com/board/4890030 but it is full of redex and fail.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Ah I see but Quim Leaks link is the original RIS thread
Got it...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# thanky
panky
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# slight TJ: Is it me, or is the caption under the photo here priceless...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7303394.stm

See what happens when you don't go private...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Excuse me...
AHhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahaa!

And he sure aint happy about it.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Chortle
His expression kind of suits the accusation, too.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Definately
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ironic though. OK it wasn't a selfless act, but how many lives did he save when doing it?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Hahahaha lovely.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# It was a walkman in my day
*wobbles off*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Whoops, good point!
I had the placebo cover version in my head.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# This is not to detract from your Woo post
:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# haha nicely!~
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Can any chart...
the negative correlation between the quality of Smiths song titles and the quality of the lyrics within...

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Took longer than it should have done.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# hahahaha, thats a biggun.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Now that should've been an fp.
The tone of red makes me want to hurl.

Huzzah!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# awwwww. thank you!
:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Oh lord.
That's startlingly effective.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# ning all
Photobucket

forgive the spelling....i rushed it
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# 18?!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Ignore the scale, the balls are frighteningly small in comparison
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# *shellshocked*
Edit: there are chav children playing some sort of ball game behind my house. I am going to kill them in a minute, the noisy little shits. AND I think one ran right by my bathroom window whilst I was in the bath.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# It could only be in centimeters.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# ran towards,
or away? ;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# PAST.
Cruel, cruel man. Me in the bath is like fererro rocher in custard. Fucking lovely.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
#
balls covered in gloop
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Needs more X=3, 19<Y<20
Damn html.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# that's exactly what i thought
as i posted it
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Make it so.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# haha
the sweaty sock in love coefficient!

woo!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Baaadaaadaadaa!
badadadumdiddlumdiddlumdiddladaadaaH!



woo!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I proclaim this post Woo!


(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Album out on monday......


Click for bigger (93KB)

took far longer than i anticipated!!!

..hope you like it
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# That last sentence made me roffle.
Woo!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# this ^
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# A thousand woos!
wonderful!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I'm pissed off now..
Ive just realised i've misspelt recordings twice!!!
How the twuntingfunk did i manage that!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# And 'reserved'
And 'Linda'. Still, never mind, have a woo instead.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# bugger!
I'm having the lette elated poblems!

*walks away cying!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# and you used the wrong "your"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha, nice one! :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# clevertastical!~
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# for hexy
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# compo it then
...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# competition is for the sort of people
who have not already won in life.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah
...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Haha, good thing you tagged it.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I think you'll find
there's a very similar coefficient between being taught and the amount charged.

Woo!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# at least someone
is on the ball ;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Hahaha ace.





(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

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