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# happy tuesday

cfb, monotype, litho ink on paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# *cleek*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# That's gorgeous.
I really like your stuff.
Damn, the cfb is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Aceness on a stick!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Wow.
I really really love the water.
That is absolutely brilliant!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# the big one is a beauty =]
Well done.
Very well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# YARR
Yes, I mean. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Nicely

and with this, I'll call it an evening
g'night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# For micto
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# PEEKABOO!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I just realized
how much the optimization messed with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I think it'd look good without the black of her hair, too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I did try it
but it didn't really work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# That's alright then,
as long as YOU'RE happy.
You never think of anyone else, do you!?
And you wonder why I left you!
Honestly.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# You fiend
you have cunningly attached hidden razorblades to those colourful thingies, being the evil and sadistic man you are
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# She cut her wrist

will you just look at all the blood
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# oops!



Edit: To/From
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Hahah bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# your dad
seems to have sent that to himself :O
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# No wonder he didn't get a reply in time.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Hamish Jr
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# then why sign it Noah?
tips hat in rakish manner
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Bollox!

hahahahah *sheepish Hamish grin*
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# don't pay!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# ^This
let them shoot him, there's a reasonable chance it won't kill him.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# i feel it is a chance we all are prepared to take
go team bullet
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# No,
His dad should send it to me instead so I can start my career as a bounty hunter
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# fuck me mate, more chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I am only in it for the coconut
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# dangerous nuts
i still wish i'd thrown a tin at your head :)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Be careful,
we have surprise peas now MOTHERFUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Will you dress like Boba Fett?
Because that would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# ok
but that costs extra
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# boba fett
is a trolley at my hospital

as is chewbacca,

i found out today they're numbers 4 and 1 respectively. i want to find 2 and 3
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I fucking hate chewbacca
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# what've i done to piss you off?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# nothing emo boy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# emo???????
are you mistaking me with clan soul :P

*writes in diary about mean mr nipples*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# dont forget to send me a gaz asking why I hate you so much
and no, I am not jealous because you are freinds with KK either:P
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# CHEWBACCA IS A WOOKIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I fucking hate chewbacca
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# £10,000 for a kid?
What a rip off!

Just lend me your missus and I'll give you a brand new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# New missus
for olde!!

Isn't that illegal?
(eight, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Prob bin done... NSFW? dunno...
A poor excuse for a post hence linked. prepared for flaming due to 1st post

(semi pro : explorer, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# well that
didn't appear to work. If it was worth the effort I would upload it else ware...
(semi pro : explorer, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Form the moment he awoke, Arthur knew it was the day...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(b3tan generation, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# yeah i just heard that
silly twat. if he wasn't going to hang on until 2010 he should've popped off in 2001.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# THANK HEAVEN FOR LITTLE BOYS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# haha
"If I was a rich man"
"I'd go to sri lanka for the boys"
"all day long I'd biddy biddy bum"
etc..

edit: song canceled by daily mirror journalists
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# To be fair...
That was a scurrilous rumour made up by The Mirror... later retracted. But hey, it's in a tabloid so probably true :)
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# was it?
the mirror is very nawty!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Yes, I'm sure he went there for the climate.
 
Me, I'd be going for the smoking hot Tamil laydeez
(and boys too, probably)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_C._Clarke#Knighthood_and_false_accusation
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# really?
blimey, they're all dropping today
*edit - or rather tomorrow (time zone difference, he died tomorrow morning in Sri lanka... today)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# So more people bought the farm today?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# john peel, a whale and the pope
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Nooooooo!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# and it's also the day where you're most likely to quit a new year's diet
coincidence? i don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# That's it!
There resolutions were not to die this year!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# The cutting edge of journalism, b3ta
has Pelé turned transvestite?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I fear a rash of monolithic tombstones is about to occur
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# that's always a surprise to wake up to
I can tell you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# you're not talking about tombstones though really, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# nah
bloody aliens

leaving their bloody artefacts of a specifically incomprehensible nature to most species all over the place.

You'd think they'd learn, but no, I'll just have to phone up the council and have them sprayed again.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# your council sprays aliens? cool.
or did you mean spay?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Blimey, true as well
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7304004.stm

Is that all, Dave?

Yes, that is all

RIP Sci-Fi fella :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# in other news
extra tour dates added:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7303801.stm

i'm on a sci-fi kick atm, dick at the moment, assimov next, then i think clark after that (nod)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Clarke, Asimov and Heinlein
are books I always come back to reading every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# a scanner darkly is fucking with my head
actually influencing my dreams at the moment,
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# all the breaking news courtesy of b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# When will this cruel practice be ended?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# "It was this big"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# koi?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# no, I'm quite warm actually
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Not for quite some time, I hope
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# haha, wtf
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I'm not quite sure what to say to that.
Suffice to say, my night's wank will be enriched by it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha
edit: no, really WHAT THE FUCK?
edit: no, REALLY WHAT THE GUSSET RIPPING HORSE SHAPPED FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# *fwap*

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# FUCK YEAH BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
I will always love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# *imagines you with whitney houston voice*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# it cracks me up every time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Funnily enough
I sang it after typing it!!!

*gets punched by Bobby Brown (allegedly)*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# i thought it was an ike and tina affair
and he was the victim
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# SWEET BARKING CHEESE
What the hell is this all about?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# sup /b/
oh... wait...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# creepy-chan
What are you doing here?
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# just another morning at the doherty residence
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# here's another one
I like it more.

I'm linking it though cos it's 170kb and I can't seem to shrink it. Filename is nsfw but that's just cos I can't draw a thumb.

Click me plz
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# How the hell do I shrink the filesize?
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Make it smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# As in the actual dimensions?
I can't be frigged doing it all over again. It was a whole 5 minutes work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Did you make it in paint?
If so, get something else.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I don't make enough pictures to bother with that.
But thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Well then make them smaller.
Or get something else.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Indeed!
Sorry chap, not meaning to come across as ignorant or being deliberately difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# You're not :)
You just have much to learn, padawan.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! That's coming from ME!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# One good tip is to save it as 2 or three pictures
and post them one on top of the other and hope people don't notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# that's nae a bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# what software are you using?
if you save as jpeg, you should at the very least get a slider to adjust the image quality, which will give an idea of final filesize
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# paintpaintpaint
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# fuck knows
download gimpshop or something

or paint.net ?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Irfanview is free
Google it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# cunt it in the bastard
twice
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Horse paint!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Is it your friend?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# NAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# psp is free
if you nick it right
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# with INCREDIBLE SHRINKRAYS BATMAN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# you using photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# does it look like it
this is an MSPAINT PRODUCTION BOI
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# try paint.net
it's free and is more like Photoshop www.getpaint.net/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I shall investigate!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# i've got cs2 if you want it, and most versions down to 5, pirated of course
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# First, the scat
Now the piracy...

WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# hopefully not before the scat redux
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# anything to make money :)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# who knows, what slippery slope, advert your eyesnow
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# torrent?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# a torrent of scat is the last thing we want
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Whad'ya mean we?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# you fucking love it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# that reminds me
I need to get a chocolate cake
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Get one with plenty of chocolate cream.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# oh, I like my chocolate sandwich to be creamy filled
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# it is easter smear your own eggs on a loved one
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# you do realise I'm relying upon you for my cultural education
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
#
the last thing exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# b3ta in sense of humour shocker
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# i'll sendthe discs, doesn't bother me
but if you do torrent get the cs2 version, clean and lean, cs3 not so keen on
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# ill have a looksie at torrents
been having some problems with fake ones recently
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I don't suppose
you also have Adobe Premiere?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# don't know, i'll have a look, not something i've used
video thing?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# pffft
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# haha
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Merlin is not so Beguiled as Shit Faced
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# your crtoons are very good
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Thanks
Actually I'm a twat
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# i'm liking these
a lot
merlin reminds me of when i was just two years younger and spilling pins left right and centre
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Reminds me
of the clip where that bird falls through the trapdoor.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Yay for Merlin being shit faced
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Ta All
more to follow - I did 12 of these for a calendar (sigh)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Lovely laydeee

TJ: Anyone got the b3tamonkey script working again? Mine's been borked for months now, and I just thought I'd like to have it unborked again.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# what does b3tamonkey do?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# It lets you jump to all your posts instantly, for starters

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# keep talking hombre
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# and some stuff that has since been integrated on the board, like highlighted colours
which is why it went kaputt in the first place, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# ah ok
i don't use many of the fancy tweaks available in the 'update profile' bit anyway, so i'm not too bothered
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# No
But if you find a way to miraculously sort it out, gaz me please

kthxbye
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# yeah, I will

Ps: you cunt

;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Stop talking dirty to me while I'm sat here with my missus you big tease!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I miss b3tamonkey.
Still, my scroll wheel is getting a great workout now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I AM A BIG PAGE UP, PAGE DOWN MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I HAD YOU PEGGED AS SUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# PEG AWAY, GRONKPAN.
 
PEG AWAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# OH HAI ARE YOU GUIZ USIN CAPSLOCK
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# RESPECT
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Is she humpty dumpty?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I like how it came out.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
#


of the closet?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Trapped in a closet.
Also I accidentally clicked I Like This on your reply. hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# you liked a mediocre reply?
poor taste
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I'm writing down all the names of those who laughed at this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# In that case
www.b3ta.com/board/8194043
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# i think you're taking it too personally
you crazy nederlands bastard
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Hehehe it's always personal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Hahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# *Makes Rawr face*
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# *notices*
Hello there! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# *wind changes*
Oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahahah
How was your day today, dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Unproductive.
I am still ill, so I was in bed all day watching Bleach.
I am now on EPISODE 14! OMG.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Aw.
:[
But Bleach is good. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Bleach is very good.
I have been meaning to watch it for ages.
Also: LEEKSPIN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# ooh
that stopped loading briefly after the eyes appeared, and it looked ace

it looks ace like that too, mind
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Mmm I see what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# MUST...EAT...BRIE..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# You, Sir, have the talents
are you plonking this lot together online anywhere, out of interest?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# he has an rss feed
and a website that HE NEVER UPDATES EVER
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# *Detectives*
Good lord he appears not to have updated his site in 20,000 years
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# inline
first.
be gentle.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# It's a bit over, and to do with football,
but everything else is in order!
Welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# wRISt?
*nazis filesize*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Needs more Amy Winehouse


and less filesize
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Has he got
Pete Doherty inside that machine?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# HAhah, Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# How very strange.
Still, nice first post. Woo.
By the way, this is a little bigger than it should be, try to keep animations under about 250kb, and still images under about 50kb.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# replied
will do.
thanx for the feedback ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Not a problem.
If you upload a smaller version, you can use the edit button under your post to change it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# i like it
i'm not sure why clan_soul has started right clicking EVERY image (:P)

add a 10m, a 22m and some try lines and i'll love it even more
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I don't right click every image,
I just thought "Bloody hell, that's a pretty big physical size for an animation"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# but how could you tell?
i thought cornwallis had broadband these days
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# How could I tell what?
That the image was big?
Well it's over halfway across my 1280x1024 monitor, I think that justifies itself as rather big for an animation, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# ahhhh it's me mate, finally on b3ta!
welcome wanker :D
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Vector number3

this time from scratch! no tracing :D
Anyone know any descent drinking games?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# take a drink everytime one of the girls
gets killed by those zombie things?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# drinking til you descend to the floor?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# the numbers game
basically you count - randomly and if 2 people say the same number at the same time they both drink and the game starts again :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# *something about numberwang*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# you go to the top of a flight of stairs and then take a drink at each step on the way down
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Woo!
These are really good!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# yeah I know a good one.
try and keep up with me. Write a will.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# at the same time?
that'd be a fucking brilliant will
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Drinking games you say? Yes, here's one.
Drink, lots.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# "descent"?
how appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Throw some dice
every time the score's more than zero, you win and get to drink
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# arf that could work
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I just invented it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Hahaha
I like vectacocks
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# i was wondering if anyone would spot that
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Withnail and I...
match them drink for drink.

Nice vector :)

Edit: It's quite a task
www.withnail-links.com/drinking.htm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# that's avery baaaad idea
especially if you include lighter fluid/vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# that's the hardcore version
the softcore is just to drink everytime they drink, beverage of your choice
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Last one from the source
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# fucken ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# do one with pander face
Woo
BTW
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# buwahahahaha
nice!
*brings out the chimp*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Woo, once again.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Christ, that's amazing. Still think mine's better though.

Jealous, much?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Yay!
Not yay that it's the last one, but yay that it looks fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I like these
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# A tribute to Anthony Minghella
He was truly talented...



God i'm bored
(brain_blessed, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAANCCCCCEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I find this quite, quite disturbing

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Burnt meat.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# If it's ok with you I will pass on the bum/ham touching
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Go on, this is LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# haha
didn't get it without the text, but i likes it

edit: channel five are desperate for viewers these days :

didn't even realise there were cameras there when it happened
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# nice that he died in a cool way
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# a haemorrage is cool?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# well
at least the family'll be able to sue the surgeons
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# according to myspace
it's a cool new video
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# *googles*
 
ah right.
I did love Truely, Madly, Deeply as a teen but everything else on that list was tosh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# truly madly deeply was dogcock-awful
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I haven't seen it in more than ten years.
 
I am entirely willing to revise my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# also Rickman is watchable in the direst of scenarios.
 
I agree, as love stories go it's nothing next to Santa Sangre or Wild at Heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# rickman is good, of that there is no doubt
i shall investigate santa sagre
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I need to track down a DVD
www.imdb.com/title/tt0098253/

used to go to late night screenings, taped it off the TV an' everything
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# jodorowsky's fucking crazy insane :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# but a visual genius.
 
I've only seen El Topo once, but it's burned into my brain forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# even Space Quest, I can watch again and again.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# but that is because it is funny
plus the seven samurai story arc is a great one and well worth watching
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I know, it wasn't the most inspired idea
but again, i will point you towards my boredom.
(brain_blessed, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# remember that
"cambridge uni" letters in the wrong order e-mail?

guess what i read boredom as?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Palese cmoe to my boredom...
(brain_blessed, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# everything?
he wrote morse and grange hill episodes (when it was still good)

and i like ripley
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Jude Law was just fine, but.. MATT DAY-MON?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# hello what's all this then
it's called purecrap.jpg for a reason. I don't care. Holby City and Casualty are wank. I am also aware it's probably been done lots of times, and far better.



DEAR MOD, WE WERE EDITING TOGETHER. THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO MARRY ME.


it's a .jpg now anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Nice filesize.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# whoopsy!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# No, I mean it says "0Kb"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# It should do so no longer.
Turns out it was 750kb. So whoopsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# 103k is still a fair way over the 50k suggested size
you're also going to piss off the mods by editing their edit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# if that's all it takes to piss them off
why are they mods on this site in particular.

Ta for the advice though. I remember why I rarely come on this side now.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I'm not pissed off in the slightest :)
And it still says 0 over here :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I did hope that the mods weren't THAT petty.
I have no idea how or why it says 0.

I don't even know how that's possible to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Divine intervention.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
#
Awaken in a web like hell
How did I reach this place
Why are they haunting me
I cannot look at God's face
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# And the man at the back said everyone attack...
/tangeant
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# >Get God's face
This is a text based adventure right?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Go west!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Average png of that size is about 585k
no idea what this is as it tries to save as a bmp
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Lies!
It must be divine intervention.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# uh
718.5 KB
(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# you know, that could feasibly have been written as a dialogue under a single JPEG.
 
without detracting from the humour at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# i think this way is funnier
personally
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# epic failure is always funny
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# no really
it's funny

all that 'im so shit' stuff is rubbish. either have faith in your abilities or don't post at all
if it truly is shit, you'll find out quick enough when no one replies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Well this is a nice lot of replies.
So thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# 0kb? how'd you manage that?
also, pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# more like 720kb
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# not any mor... oh
where did the small one go?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# over 700k? nice one
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I knew there was a reason I didn't save images as .png
Fixed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# awww
, cool stuff

edit/ more over zelous modding i see
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# How is it over zealous?
It was fucking HUGE.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# he said he was changing it
big fucking feet stomping again
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Oh, ok then.
You look lovely btw.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# you look great, how is that working out for you?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# My hair is silky smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# just an overlap in editing really
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I'm not going to marry you though
I prefer fucking already-married women and getting them up the duff for a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I knew it!
ZEUS
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# here we go
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# haha
REPENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# nice
but big
also, g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Nighty night
if the bugs bite, batter them to death with a baseball bat or rolling pin
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# 'Night Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# pfffttt.....
double pfffttt....!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning

quicker and dirtier than that one-legged scallop that moaned about only getting 24 million
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# and in the middle
buried treasure!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# SEX marks the spot
The porno Treasure Island remake
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# aint nobody bucking my ears
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# there should be a "moan about the image challenge" image challenge
some folk always express disappointment, no matter how good it is
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# this^
mind you, sometimes it is FUCKEN shit

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# it's just a challenge though
you don't have to do it, or owt
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# yeah i know
/andy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# fucking mystery bob
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# yeah..
 
what part of "IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, 'SHOP A KITTEN OR SOMETHING ELSE YOU DO LIKE" do people not understand?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I AM THINKING IT IS "KITTEN"
 
THAT IS A VERY DIFFICULT WORD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Incorrect
The correct spelling of the word KITTEN is K-I-T-T-I-N
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I hope you mean without the hyphens,
or that could get tedious.
I might just have to stick to "DOG" and we all know it should never have to come to that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Oh you young 'uns!
You missed out on such fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Hahahahahah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZacV8pUBwM4&NR=1
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
#
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# F. U. N. E. X.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I don't mind this challenge, except all of the
"We've had a full week of this image challenge, meaning this (or similar) will not have been done at all once, one single time during the entire week of people disliking a challenge about graphs" posts, like the one that starts this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# LOL
Tell me again human.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# But is rarely good.
which is a shame. Just choosing whatever gets voted for by b3tans is a crazy idea. B3tans are by their very nature off their fucking heads. There are only about 5 of us in control of our faculties. I'd prefer a structure competition with maybe special icons for winners but with an actual brief that people need to stick to so that there is not the plethora of irrelevant shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I wonder who those 5 are.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# i for one am happy
not to be one of them
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# you'd best fuck off to worth1000 then
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I tried that.
They just don't appreciate a proper cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# nor do I, fucko
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# or deviantart
 
FOR GOOD, HOPEFULLY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Hahaha
'plethora'

Not used that word in a while, WAIT! I must be off my fucking head ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Here you go..
www.worth1000.com/

Edit: Yawn (goes back to sleep)
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# been there years
and a much better place
www.photoshoptalent.com/

I'm not suggesting that it become a photoshop talent contest, hardly any of you can work the damn thing ;) But I still think a bit of structure to the challenge would help it. Just spouting 'one word' and letting the half-wits here go mental. It just makes b3ta shit, for days. Anybody does make anything decent and it is lost in a mire of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# b3ta is for cockjokes and animal mashes
everything else is a sideline
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I understand.
I'm just hoping for someone to get a hold of all the threadwasting cunts and say 'Oi, can't you see why you should have your arms deleted?'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# hmm
i may have been misunderstood...

I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO TOMORROW WITH MUCH WOOING AND YAYING IN MY MIIIIND.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Stereo gram type thing



hope i didn't miss anyone out!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Yeah


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# that should have "thar be beasties here"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Hahaha
or Sheep shaggers, different accent:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# excellent.
I'll remind the wife to not make more noise than Jeremy Kyle next time I am beating her with my pistol.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# I can't tell
is that the isle of wight at the bottom? not being any colour?
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# saintsville
or pompey mebbe?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# how rude
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# i'v got another 30 years before i get anywhere near my fucking pension
so don't tar me with that brush.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I think I'm a Shandy drinking Pension Casher
just call me twat everyone else does
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
the scottish are gonna be pissed. You've spelt whiskey right
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# ahhhahhhahah
 
IT'S ALL TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Remember - Tollerance is a great Brittish virtue
....let's not waste it on foreigners!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# is that the translation
of the daily mail's latin motto?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# "Pidgeon"?
That's what your English is, that is.
(Westude, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# the asiantic tree lion
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Aw...
He looks sad...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# it's a ruse.
 
get close enough and it'll have your face off.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Hindsight eh?
*puts another bandage around head*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# AAAAAW
ace
is b3tazoo still going?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# b3tazoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# it appears to have died
www.b3ta-zoo.tk/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# shame
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# awww!
aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww! aww!

*hugs it, lots*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# aaww
red pander body :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# yep
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/4a3da2443b60acf67b49/02092007066.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# You do realize Happy Toast will kidnap this image
and hide it in his living room?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# its alrite ive got plenty more
as long as he doesnt kidnap the poor pander
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# woo!
they are sweet little things
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# whatch doin'?
 
BOBBIE LARKIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I detect Red Panda
RED PANDA!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Yay for red pandas
best of all the animals
Red panda

Red panda
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Brum brum.
(The Blackmachine I Don't Like Bananas You C**t, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# nicley done
*nazis the filesize*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Needs Chorlton & The Wheelies theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Nice floor
Good animation too. I'm more impressed by the floor though. That's not to say your animation isn't good, it's just a very nice floor.
(I helped save b3ta! krang, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# That's fantastic.
Well done, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Well done!
*clack*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Whhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# ha ha
Vroom vroom!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# you failed the reverse parking section of your test
so you aren't allowed to do stop motion without b3tan supervision.

PS: Woo
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# That's rather wonderful
Yay to splinters
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Sod the size!
This is cool!

Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# doesn't that hurt your ass?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# *giggles like a mong*
 
woo! to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# you have t'worms
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# you're male and your floor is clean?
i call shenanigans!
last week's socks and undies or it's not real!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# haha
Don't worry, I haven't showered for 3 weeks.
(The Blackmachine I Don't Like Bananas You C**t, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# that's more like it!
it may also explain why you have "t'worms"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
#
week month
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# can't you see
the sticky tissues on the bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# ah, well spotted!
a fine and manly collection of jizz-mops
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# very nice, but please think of others
replace it with this

img src="https://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1205874541/Vroom2.gif" width="280"

(with brackets either side)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# ...pointy brackets
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# obviously
but you can't type them, they get hiddended
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Done
Thanks :)
(The Blackmachine I Don't Like Bananas You C**t, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# np, :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Woo!!
I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Ya know when that shark bites, with his teeth, babe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# scarlet billows start to spread?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# pffffffft
that actually took me a while to spot - very nicely done and 'ning to you lot
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# *Glees*
*Glees* more
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# "They killed my son and fucked me upside-down"
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# That's a great stabbin' knife
iSketch? Yes? No? YesNoYesNONONONONOYes?

b3ta room is open
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# indeed it is
and now it's grissom time.

toodle pip my lovelies

edit/ouch !!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# ouch?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH!
Took me ages to spot!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Superb work.
Justice is a knee in the gut from the floor on the chin at night sneaky with a knife brought up down on the magazine of a battleship sandbagged underhanded in the dark without a word of warning.

That's what Justice is.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# :D
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Pat Benatar!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# BMWicereamscarf?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# haha!
i don't often laugh at these, but i did for this one
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Carfoodscarf.
Top tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# is that my old car?
woo ( i think )

in other news. I just saw Joel's advert on the tellybox. Well done that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# On the box?
Christ, Coke paid out big time
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# the new one
for Crusha milkshake or some similar spew, It was on ITV2
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# that's at least four years old
www.joelveitch.com/

NOOBFAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I thought he'd done a new one,
which was released maybe a week or so ago.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# ah right, so he has.
www.b3ta.com/links/I_did_an_ad_with_kittens_working_out

maybe I should be making time to read the newsletter these days
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# learn to use your bloody indicators
tsk! i dunno

*keys door*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# fucking hell.
you'd have better chance of coming out alive if you just fucked my missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *does both whilst pouring sugar in the petrol tank*

it's only a beemer, i mean, if it was a classic 8 series it might be a different matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I toyed with that idea a few years ago.
I used to have a 635csi, you can't slag me for that. I have an M5 again now. No such thing as only a beemer. It is the best saloon car ever made. I also have the second best too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Course there's such a thing as "only a Beemer"
*jumps back into his Lexus and scoots off* ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Ning all you peeps.

In other news: I fucking hate peeling oranges.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I hate the whote bits!
fiddly bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Tried rolling it around on a table to loosen the skin?
I've been assured that helps* but as I hate oranges I've never had a chance to try it.

*may be for satsumas
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# this ^
it does work
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I may have seen that on How2
or a similar tv show when I was a child
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Why would you need help peeling satsumas?
Just give them a quick glance and the skin drops off.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Can you get satsumas these days?
I don't think I've seen any in Tesco for a few years now. It's all clementines and shit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# They are harder to find, yes.
But they are not gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# not in march
only oct-dec/jan
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Even then they're getting harder to find.
Or is it just where I live?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Chop the bastards!
Everything can be solved with KNIVES!*


*EVERYTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I ended up using a knife for this one.
Just to give myself a starting point for peelage though.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S GONNA GET SAND IN HER VAGINA
 
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# WELL IT SURE AS HELL ISN'T GOING TO BE ME

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
#
It's me
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Bloody hell
That would have to be the definition of agony
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I've had a sea louse under my foreskin before.
 
I don't swim much these days
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I was only a kid, it was rather upsetting
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Was it an adult sea louse?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# *checks google images*
 
URRRRGGHHH FUCK YES IT WAS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Lawsuit time!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# nah
the friction can be quite pleasant, as long as you go slowly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# i tried to peel an orange this morning
but i cut my nails last night
so the fucker ended up in the bin
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Haha, for some reason that made me do real lols =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# i should edit it so that it's a haiku
or something
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Pffft
I tried to peel an
Orange this morning but my
Nails let me down, fuck
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I find I type all weird the following day after cutting nails
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I spend my mornings buried in coffee.
I've just arrived at work nd I really need a cup of golden goodness.
/coffee addict blog
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Piss?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# As long as it contains caffeine I'll drink it
I really need it to start the day today
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I agree with both of the above statements
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Ace.


I don't peel 'em
Cut them into 4 and suck on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# That's how I drink my coffee!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Testicles...
How do you eat yours?
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# me too!
wait, no, that's not sand i'm thinking of, is it? no, i'm thinking of a bed. yes, that's it, a bed. i frequently spend my mornings buried in a bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# But...
Is getting up in the morning a sensation not unlike being buried under tons of sand?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# no
it's a sensation not unlike being woken by an electronic fucker going "beebeebeebeep! beebeebeebeep! beebeebeebeep!" until you lose your temper and hurl it at the wall, shouting "shut up, you annoying twat, i'm awake!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# You sleep with Roadrunner?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# You should probably get a divorce.
Your husband sounds really annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# i've had 3 husbands
none of them were mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I have two alarms these days.
 
the first is my phone with some pleasing MIDI..
and if I sleep through that, the dark techno on my stereo at full blast usually does the trick
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# i have two,
normal alarm clock and my phone with the italian national anthem (was bananaman til monday) still don't always work
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Tangerines are much nicer
iSketch anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

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