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Nite nite.

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Grampa, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)

Sometimes i wonder what goes on in your head.

well, this is the first time but we'll see.

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Cae1, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 3:03, archived)

Ahhhhh!

" I think the milks off mam."

Drew on a whiteboard, scanned, coloured in Photoshop.

Click for bigger (172KB)

(iamdean!x, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:54, archived)

Thats pritty horrible.

in a nice way. eww.

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Cae1, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:55, archived)

Thanks!

i dont do drugs.

(iamdean!x, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 3:01, archived)

But who am i going to sell all this acid too now?

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Cae1, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)

That

Paris Hilton slut! :D

(iamdean!x, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 3:06, archived)

She is not worthy of the mind altering goodness.

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Cae1, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)

But!

Get this, sell her it her it. Bring the police with you ( but they dont know you have the acid! ). They catch her, before shes taken it, and send her to "slutty, ugly, skinny dying, i havent got one single talent everyone pisses on you prison" and, just dies.
You get the money and the police will give you the acid back as a reward of being a good citizen!

(iamdean!x, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)

Maybe they will party with me.

This is my new ambition in life.
To have an acid party with the police.
Anyway, i need more than 2 hours sleep tonight so i shall leave now.

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Cae1, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)

Drew on paper, scanned.

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Grampa, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:57, archived)

This is fantastic!

I can't believe you did it on a white board.

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 3:18, archived)

Daddy!

(talented drawing-maker, you are)

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)

A La Mongy

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)

I really need a proxy IP for this site somedays!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

fine then, I'll just come over here and post on YOUR board

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)

Computer did freeze up

how you been ~~mate~~ you pustulent heamoroid?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)

I have been POWERFULLY SEXY

like a runaway locomotive in sexy underwear

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)

oh yes,

I demand you write porn for all the internet!
*is dripping*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)

I already did you fat fool

kineticnorth.com/slashMeUp/

nsfw-ish probably

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)

Hahaha

Best thing on the internet. Ever.

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Cae1, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:58, archived)

you nut

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 3:12, archived)

GLOBAL WARMING.

it is a phrase which annoys me.

In my short rant i forgot to tell you this is good! woo! and sorry.

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Cae1, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

OMG!...

...we've got to do something!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)

haha, great skills

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)

ad i love the new b3ta searc functions forfp and best posts

no need to thank me robtoo for the good idea, i'll get my wank off you next time

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

my keybordi fuked

bateris gon i reckon

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

better install some more guinness

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)

Needs more monocle.

I miss mongy.

Edit: Hello fuckers.

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Grampa, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)

i'm still here

between naughty steppings, hello

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)

Can yer guess what it is yet?

I watched Cloverfield this evening, and it inspired me to start working on this.

Not a logical train of though, I know, but tough.

Work-in-progress

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)

Mummy!

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)

An old black woman with athritis of the thumbs?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

Spain!...

...i'm sure of it!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

Its a wolf...

...Thats using a cloaking device, cept youve drawn him mid cloak...cunning.

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

A WOLF IS SAPPIN MY SENTRY!

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Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 5:29, archived)

Isobars...

Lots and lots of isobars.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)

a pigmy riding a unicorn in a trenchcoat?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)

Ooh, so close

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

it's horse!

nite nite I need sleeps now

zzz

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)

night internet weirdo guy!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)

me too bless you all.

Also: I can't see this post for the redex. But I can say this. Not another fucking work in progress moving other people's finished work off the board? How ignorant and desperate for attention are b3tans becoming?

Good fucking night.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)

Good night.

I haven't seen you on WoW yet.

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Cae1, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)

just done finished this and find the board full of 'em

edit: having watched the work progress, i must say it is rather spiffing

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OneOfSome, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)

Sorry then

I [rant edited for legal reasons] them.

Hurrah.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

not this?

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tubaman, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 5:04, archived)

my robot has learned about self-gratification...now he won't stop...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)

hahahah

does he have a problem with his coolant?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)

yes...

...yes.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)

well, he'd better get to doing what it is he's doing faster!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

any faster...

...would be obscene!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

faster man! faster damn it!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

o.k.,...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

is this piggys replacement?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)

yes...

...yes.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

Mastering the hornaphone . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

I hope the warrenty covers excessive masterbation

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)

no...

...damn!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

well just hope his balls dont overheat then.

...you might have to get down on your knees and apply icepacks to said ball...apparently they cost a lot to repair:S.

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)

Very nice!

Apparently my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend prior to me was able to suck his own dick. Having gone out with her for six months I understand why he'd want to.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)

haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!...

...good one!...:D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)

I'm actually telling the truth!

True story. I kind of knew her ex, he was a friend of a friend. Long after I split up with our mutual ex the three of us (among others) were out for New Year's Eve in the pub.

Being completely rat arsed I went up to him and said "Jacqui tells me you can suck your own dick. Fair play."

He wasn't happy that I knew, and I think he'd have preferred if I hadn't have said it in front of everyone...

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)

hahahahahaa!

did he swallow?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

Back in 2004...

..a few ppl went to wales...some art trip thing, I didnt go cus I really couldnt be bothered.

Long story short one of our course mates proved to everyone there that he could suck his dick. A few of them took videos of it on their mobiles :S

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)

do not attempt at home...leave it to the professionals...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)

hahaha

this will appear on futurama now .. total bender

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OneOfSome, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)

This is why I will never get another robot.

Great.

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 3:19, archived)

i went to all the trouble of making this picture because the board looked stuck, oh well

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You cunt

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)

*lolrolfs*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)

it made me laugh...

...(no serious)!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

i can't read that...

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)

_o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)

haha

ha!

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Grampa, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)

I've started playing with funky shit

Please excuse the tags on the bigger image, I've been having some problems with untagged stuff at the mo.

Clicky for biggy.

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thiswasmyclone, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)

Lovely,

I am still going, but im only watching NBA, so if you need me kids, you know how to get hold of me ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)

what?

I have to go to the trouble of becoming a professional basketball player just to be noticed now? *grumbles* Where's me frigging grow bag?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)

Ha!

I used to play Basketball for my borough! Im only little!

*Roloffs*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)

but you have big hands

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)

No,

I hand Bigs....http://imdb.com/name/nm2397349/

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)

well,

I'll be at the fax machine scanning and sending a 30 page list written in a bound journal for the wife for the next 15 - 20 minutes.
WHY WILL SHE NOT USE EXCEL AS I ASKED!!!!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)

That is some seriously funky shit! Woo to the max!

Is it some kind of maths thing? Sort of a 3D fractal-a-ma-bob?

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)

just 2D fractal

Apophysis with a bit of experimental scripting. It's freeware, give it a try. :)

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thiswasmyclone, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)

Thanks

I might just do that.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 3:24, archived)

The tags make the bigger version extra trippy!!! lol

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

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OneOfSome, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)

wtf?

night night b3ta

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

nite nite

sleep tight
don't let the bed bugs bite
sleep with a machete under the pillow
that'll show 'em
they won't be expecting that

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

you are insane!

hahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)

Well they will do now...

;)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

I used to have one of those tucked behind the end of the bed

then I realised the ceilings are too low and rooms too small for it to be effective.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)

I went to pick up some computers from a house

a bit like this

in a "nice neighbourhood"

a short chap, say 7 or 8 ft tall was "who these people? do you know them" to the chap whose house we were going to

he was chainsmoking at a rate of 1 a minute and had a machete next to him at all time

nice chap :D

lovely area!

edit: and a ninja story and shit just for you:)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)

yeah,

well... we live amongst millionaires and I do not trust 'em one bit
*opens curtains*
*ninja eyes*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)

this has just reminded me of a fucking unbelievably shit plotless ninja movie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311584/

I think that's the one

it makes NO shitting SENSE at all :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

what was the one with "gopher chucks"?

that one made me smile
like this :)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)

you sure you really want to go now?

*jiggles eyebrow*

'Night lovely.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)

well if you were here, no doubt i'd be up alllllllllllllllll night long

*clings*

night/morning/evening/afternoon princess.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)

I doubt it,

bit of 20y.o. vag 'd have me done in under 5 minutes.
Edit: Then again, the resulting snoring might do it! ;)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)

*manginas SPN*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

night

night.

/panders *does not actually pander*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)

G'night

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)

burger?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)

haha

yes please!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)

lizard spanners?

head pins?

missing skin on lower rear of back?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)

soup dragon spanners

(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)

im lost

:-(

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

Opportunity seized!

Sweet dreams everyone!

Amy Especially :)

*ClanSouls my own kitty!*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)

you've done it now, saying his name this close to bed time

oh the nightmares...

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)

Ha ha ha!

not a prob for me.

*your name is kitty and I am prepubescent dreams abound*

Edit: Take Care Amy. It's be grand to see you at the Earls Court bash! Its only 40 minutes for you into London Bridge isnt it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)

good night to

you sir.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)

Night Pasa.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

Chuck Norris Park

First post here, so hope I've got the right section!
I've got a suburb in my town called 'Norris Park' and every few months someone will scrawl "chuck" on the sign, making it "Chuck Norris Park"... yes very original :P

On Friday someone has gone the whole hog and used decals! Got a bit of local publicity too (see thumbnails).

A professional job, but I thought they could have at least mentioned a Chuck Norris "Fact".. and not even a mention of a roundhouse kick! boo! ;)

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(Mickeyjuice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

FAIL

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

nah, this is much of good

difference of opinion, on b3ta

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

but we should all be conformists!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

you two should be nudists

fact.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

too much sexiness

the world would implode.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

oh but...

but buut buuut!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

Hell dear,

we even have to call each other on opposite sides of the earth to check we arent showering at the same time.
It is all about preservation of the human race.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)

life is cruel

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)

touch my bum

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)

*resists post*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)

go on then

*touches*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)

you are a cheeky girl

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)

THAT IS LIFE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8218862

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

No!

You fucking Sex Pest!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

*crys*

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

*beats with a truncheon*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

*touches truncheon*

*runs*

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

*Sexes*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)

I think you've got the wrong website.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

Finaly.....

Screw all of you elitest pigs!

*places fist in air*

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Jorvic, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

I think you were

looking for me with that response.

fancy making toap as a rally against your failure.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)

Ide say your paranoid...

What is this word toap?

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Jorvic, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 3:12, archived)

ahaahahahaha

but the poor bastard is going to get sent to a death camp in cuba :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

haha, good luck to them

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

Oi!

Earls Court, Riverghost bash.

I motion that we get absolutley hammered somewhere local first, and then go and hobble all the north of the river feckers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

hello,

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)

Youre so polite ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)

i would not be paid to go, you i like, many others i like

but i doubt i could spray the ones i hate with a pink line and write ignore on them without causing offence

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)

I wonder what the most "OH MY FUCKING GOD NO" moment at a b3ta bash was

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)

mongychops

trying to ignore someone

/evenin all

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)

what's up with using good old fashioned internet weirdo weirdness to make people you don't like to run away screaming from oneself? :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)

RELIGIOUS INTERNET WEIRDNESS WORKS BEST

I use it to get rid of freaky women in pubs.
/fact

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

I would love to know what its like to

be so irresistable to women that I would have to make up stuff to get rid of them :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

Trust me,

I only attract freaks.
Current wife being an exception to the rule.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

maybe he's one of those chaps who uses the traditional chat up line

"LOOK AT MY COCK" when extremely pissed, and forgets all about it

then, some time later, various wimmin come up to him because they find him irresistable?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

I use alcohol as a contraceptive

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

heh, fair enough

I just use my natural internet wierdo thing, oh shit.. that's probably bad isn't it :/

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

I'd have you just to hear about more ninja madness :O

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

haha

well, don't get me too drunk, as I'll just throw up everywhere and steal furniture

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)

as long as you jump in the air and eat some noodles and shit first!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)

I'll be like totally eating noodles, and like some guys burst into the front of the cafe

and the big guy takes off his head covering

and I'm like totally "IT'S YOU!!"

and he'd be like "YOU HAVE EATEN YOUR LAST NOODLE, DISCOMEAT"

and I'd slowly totally push my bowl of noodles to one side, and I'd bow humbly, and I'd be like "FUK YU MONG FU!" and I'd like totally jump into the fucking air and shit and be like "AAAAIAIAIEEEEEAAHAAEAE I KILL YOU!!!" and he'd be like "AAAIAIEIEIAEE I KILL YOU TOTALLY" and like all the ninjas and shit would be jumping in the air and shit and like the noodles would be everywhere and shit and like I'd smash through the tables and shit and people would be running out screaming and shit and like I'd totally jump into the air and shit and like he'd be fucking totally flying through the air like some kind of fucking blur and shit and we'd be throwing fucking chopsticks at eachother and it'd be like death of a thousand fucking total chopstick cuts and shit and like I'd be fucking totally doing the martial art of "KIK YU" and he'd be like totally fucking doing his "FUK YU IN" and like, I'd have to like be all cool and shit and like totally reach for a bottle of beer and shit and like drink the beer and be like all cool and say "YOU WILL BE DEFEATED! HAHAAHAHAHA" and shit and like then I'd die, beacuse I'm a fat internet wierdo and he's like a "FUK YU IN" master and shit and he'd like totally kick the shit out of me and shit, then he'd laugh and shit and try to steal my noodles as a prize and shit but like the jokes totally on him and shit because like the noodles are so full of msg and shit that he shits himself inside out and shit and like he's totally dead and shit, and like the other ninjas laugh and then leap out through the window of the cafe on fire and then like, die and shit.

Then it would totally fade to black and because it is such a high quality hong kong movie and shit you'd see this on the screen:
Hah! shit film over! we have money! bye bye now!

Hah! shit film over! we have money! bye bye now!

and you'd cry and shit because the film was full of real like, shit and shit.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)

THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER

(maninthespoon, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 6:41, archived)

me and robtoo naked was good

then i got up and dipped my balls in a pint of guinness, most there where friends from before, i'm sure the new bash people were a bit against the graphic nature of our posts

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)

haha

but that's a typical night out in most places

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)

erm....

this wasnt it, but I still love it :)

youtube.com/watch?v=bc56c6IWVLI

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)

erm....

and this didn't result in a brawl?

with glass?

and chairs?

I'm very confused

no really, I'm _very_ confused

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)

Watch rounds 2, 3 and 4 then!

AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH BITCH!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

make your own sandwich!

hippy!

:Þ

edit: oh I see, pretend violence

that usually gets people upset too "I'm having a fucking drink you stupid cunt" and then they start being rude!

edit2: or is this just some sexual thing?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)

Have you watched the other rounds?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

yes, I've watched the other rounds

I have no idea what it's all about, looks quite silly to me

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

Arf!

By the way, I am the one in the stripey jumper.

It was myself and Dr When, we found out that each other had been trained in stage fighting. I myself was trained by a man who ended up becoming a priest in Eastenders, I believe he married Jim and Dot.

So it progressed, but lots of beer and hi-jinx resulted in spilling Dave the Hats beer!

And still, to this day, nearly a year later, he still asks how my ear is :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

ah well, as long as nobody got the idea to join in

that's when the shit starts flying :)

and I kinda guessed the jumper action due to the video title :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

I've been trained in urban and desert warfare

me and you are gonna have a ball ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

*rapes*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

fuck.

I'll have to get the handbook out for that one. *oof*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

haha

it's rape hour again..

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

well, I lack the technical knowledge of either subject

I suspect that may be just "a tad" one sided :)

hehehe

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

haha.

you mean you'd rather shit yourself at home than face the people you have abused? Get on with it man. I'm going, they will forget about you with a class 'A' cunt like me to have a go at.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)

besides,

they can be alright in real life.
Take me for example:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)

who have you pissed off?

oh man, I don't undesrtand anything anymore

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)

Ive pissed a few poeple off,

but if truth be known I just want Mongy in my face.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)

balls deep

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)

you know i'll have a beer with you

anytime mate

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)

Me too, and

That's what I mean. We probably have completely wrong impressions of each other and I think me, you a beer and a chat would be good. Then we can both be cunts together, live, at a bash. I've written a fucking script! ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)

i can't do this big bash bollocks anymore mate

i'll have a pint with anybody, you seem a interesting bloke, me i'm just a bloke making my way in the world today, it takes everything you've got, taking a break from all your worries sure does help alot...

not this bash tho, the pander alone is going to be huge

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

"the pander alone is going to be huge"

haha, why?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

omg internet women

fat boy meets fat girl at b3ta bash, both have old zx spectrums and obscure musical tastes= online off line romance, good for them tho i say, personally i like my parties to start without a clique

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

Shut up you fucker!

You live for cliques! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

hahahahahaha

i'm a fat girl and i met a b3tan(not at a bash tho) and we had a romance(well more we put up with each other for a year) and stupid music tastes, but neither of us own a zx spectrum.
i'm such a clique

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

if only you both owned some kind of zx spectrum

you'd be married by now :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

oh god don't say that.

what if i buy us one each? then will we get back together and get married?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)

hahaha

there is potential book/tv series in this somewhere :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8218966

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

BINDUN

seen it

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)

haha. I know.

Well I'm in town a lot and I definitely have to get hold of Rick. I shall stalk you in between bashes.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

Your statement does beg the question,

Whatever happened to Reckless?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

I think the personal issues

last year coupled with the new girlfriend ( but I may be out of touch with that ) just made him move on. I'm sure he's still in touch with a few here.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

he still gets on msn..

isee him on there, not spoken to him since..well you know...meh.
:(

i miss rik.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

*riks*

just not the same

sorry :(

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

he is still all cool

i talk to him all the time, went to greenwich with him before christmas with my kids, he doesn't need this shit anymore

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)

That's cool

and I wish him better than most. he still needs beer though ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

yes he does, it is this crazy lives out near heatrow thing that is bollox

he sent me a text the other day telling me if i need a place to stay i can go to him, i might turn up on his doorstep with a few empty cases, scare the shit out of him

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

haha.

Give him my best. And my sympathy. I used to run the Green Man out at Hatton Cross. Living near the airport is shit.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

Fair enough.

Why do we still do it? :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

cos none of us are getting it on a regular basis

apart from nipples, but he's from oz..so an exception to the rules.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

*does studly wife beating pose*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

*releases gut from pose*

*results in shockwave that bowls over every small child and elderly person in a 2km radius*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)

ah well

can't make everyone happy

and those you can't you can make them extremely unhappy :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

i've pissed him off

but thats not very hard really.

and not quite the same

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)

How very dare you Miss?

You've not pissed me off. You just got bored talking to me so I just went meh....

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)

no, i did piss you off

cos i didn't like that sodding picture of some blank boxes hex posted. remember? you got well shirty at me.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)

misinterpretation my dear girl.

and a small admonishment from uncle Zoot is no need to think I have the arse with you. I'm a grown up and I make it clear to cunts just who they are. Pissed up me having a rant does not count next day. I still love you as much as the internet allows.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

Re: "pissed up rants"...

Especially if one cant remember!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)

I remember every

bad word you and I have said to each other. Does not mean that it is in the past. b3ta moves too fast to be cunty with the regulars.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

Me too,

but I was more referring to life in general

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

I just re-read that

and missed out an important 'not'

also parrot, I answered late but to save you the trouble. don't mind the setting, just nice contrast and as big as you can.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

well a few other people had the arsehole with me the next day

so at that point it was just easier to assume evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveryone hated me.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)

not me hunny.

I was just probably hungover and not very responsive.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

until today or ysterday you hadn't said a thing to me since the arseyness

i just assumed you had me on ignore.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

didn't I ?

not by design. I wondered why you had not commented on my magnificent nakedness yesterday ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

what, where?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8213594

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

hex is an arse

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)

i just associate him with the whole clansoul/kk/young people thing

probably unfairly.

nor am i exactly older myself..but you know.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

I don't mind him.

Or what I see of him. He's a talented young man and I wish him all the best. If he's in the kids camp I never see it as I have all the ankle snappers on ignore.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

he probably is older than me

ha.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)

i've been to loads of the bashes

made some good mates, this one is not for me

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)

I think it is woorth it for the ignore thing!

:)
Stickers could make it less time consuming

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)

that could be fun

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)

What? If people you have on ignore have

a label saying Cunt?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

haha. Yes!

I am SO printing off pink sticky labels off that say 'ignore' on them ( and I will credit your genius.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)

every one who does this should have their tag in small print at the bottom

so the cliques can grow STRONG!
Edit: I look forward to seeing pics of the results.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

haha

don't forget to video this event, I sence potential bloodbath :D

what about some "I Like this" stickers?

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

BBC Headline: "PASTY INTERNET NERD RIOT AT PUB!: 6 DEAD FROM RE-ENACTMENTS OF WARCRAFT FIGHT MANOUVERES"

Edit: I pity the breasts of the laydeez that dare venture in with "I like this" stickers getting about ;)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

haha "+20 LOL of DEATH"

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)

I see potential for a whole

load of stickers. As for bloodbath? Not me, I'm discreet in my 'friendly chats'.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

"I was at the scene of another crime when the incident occured officer"

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

man,

if the opportunity ever arises I am going to get myself in trouble with that line!
Thank you so much!!!:):):)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)

stolen from futurama

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)

It's not really for me.

Too many people. It just happens I'm in town then so it would be impolite not to say hello.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

I wish i was on that side of the water some days, there are a load of cunts here.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)

I wish I was there:(

mongy is the sexiest drunk I know

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)

Dont wish, just be there you twat!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)

something about the 8k round trip that puts me off at the moment

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)

cop out....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)

psh, you ain't seen me pissed

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)

if you was here i would explain how crap it was going to become and we would go and get fun elsewhere

loads of fat internet strangers talking about picture posts and who the mods are in a pub is not fun, add to that the comedy cakes and fat girls, fuck me i'd rather top myself

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)

i was a fat internet stranger when we me...did you want to top yourself that day?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)

do behave

you are a golden nuget of sweetcorn in this turd of b3ta

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

is that a compliment?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)

I concur!

God bless Amy! The Queen of my future kingdom! The lady who will understand my fascination with French things! Whilst hating the French and maintaining that Spain is better!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)

AND HER VAGINA IS NOT EASILLY OFFENDED!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

OH YOU BEAT ME TOO IT

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)

or as nipples said..for having a vagina that isn't easily offended.

and a pissed b3tan told me i had nice tits once.

some glowing references there.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

I love you

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)

I will give credit on the professionalism

and sadness of the man who created those decals.

But this kind of thing should be posted on the /links board. This board is for pictures you have done yourself. And /talk? I would avoid that myself, but, if you wanna post a thread of speech, post it there.

Nice to meet you :)

Edit: Also, it is accepted that the limit for a still picture is 50kb, and an animation 250kb. This can all actually be found in the FAQ qhich you should really read. It will help you in fitting in apparently :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

Hahaha

Commitment is 8/10ths of the law

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

you nut!

hows things mate?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

I;m good thanks

a bit pissed for a change.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)

hahahaa,

how odd!
*hangs around to watch imminent flamings*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)

Am I really that bad?

Sometimes I get a twinge of conscience and think I might actually have upset someone.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)

no,

you are great entertainment.
Now stop being so emo and harden the fuck up.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)

oh, pull your fucking neck in

I only said I think it. Nothing I think gets past the drawing board.

I'm still waiting for a new picture of your parrot so I can pseudo paint it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)

I must have been drunk when we discussed that.

I'll be sure to upload some a bit later on.

Prefer in a tree or out?
Edit: Finally going to set up a flickr for lake and pet shots.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)

sorry for the late reply.

I don't mind, just huge as you can.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

hahaha

you put the best amount of effort into cuntery.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

I know.

This is why people should embrace me. Yes I'm a cunt, but fuck me, I can be funny ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)

*embraces*

*fucks funnily*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)

haha

*comes with jocularity*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)

*collects in jar for secret pasanonic cloning project*

now, who's next?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)

if you don't get any takers come back tomorrow.

I'm such a slut.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)

but you need a day to recharge your cock-bullets?

I've just had a wank and I'm raring to go again.

Edit: Well, that was good. night night.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)

you want seconds, eh?

well, it'll have to wait, i'm off to bed. don't preen, you haven't worn me out, i'm just sugar-crashing, so i'm off to get some sleep. g'night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)

funny

but /links please. ta

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

Sorry friend I don't want to see a good new guy get hit here.

Anyway the thing is, that starting threads are really for homemade funny stuff, not really reporting humourous stuff other people have done. That could be a link board thing or just a post to save for inside a thread.

But I have to say even though I've seen the chuck norris thing so many times I could possibly vomit my own faeces that is actually quite funny and admirable, for some reason.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

^this too^

And...
DO NOT DELETE! think of the kittens.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)

re:

i likes.
ignore the noob bashin :)

re-lurks..

(priest1805, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)

If I may TJ here a little

I just noticed I got an FP for the second time with the same image. Has this ever happened to anyone before? I'm not complaining you understand, just seems a little odd.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)

yes

look at my profile :D

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)

Needs less quotation marks

(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

haha

good post. If you were to be pedantic, it would probably be better suited for the links page, but it's a great story and you sized your images well etc.

Ignore the twats. They're just pulling your leg. Welcome!

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thiswasmyclone, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)

if i was being pedantic

i'd say all those noob haterz making me scroll down without seeing pics should be talking on /talk...

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the nugga says please and thank you, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

hahaha!

Grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)

So my husband brings home our holiday snaps today...

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

shame you are married

i'd stick a flake up your arse and call you a 99

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

Well it is an open marriage/shitter

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

hahahahaha

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

Oi!

I think that we should go to Earls Court!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

why? and when?

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

you married a shark?

you're crazy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

had them both, at the same time.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

where the fuck is the helicopter?

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

and that looks like a pier

and a pier ain't no bridge! damn it!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

minor oversight...

but the chopper! what is Arnold gonna say if there isnt a chopper!?

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

no helicopter, FAKE

/had to
Edit:mindpiss

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

I bet the shark was unhappy

when the lady stood infront of him

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

She's stood on his tail is the worst part

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

oh noes!

that'll upset any passing japanese chefs

no more shark fin soup

or is that chinesE?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

Same thing

/bernard manning

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

obviously he likes you

(borkborkbork, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

Nothing like a bite to eat in a romantic setting

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)

hahahaa

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)

That bites !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

You got some-fin funny to say?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)

I don't want to blow my hole wad !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)

mental mcall and her old ma

last one before bed... with my candle.

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agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

hahaha

silly ex junkie

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

lol, ex!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

Phwoar, i'd do her mother's bit of grey.

/Charlie Brooker blog

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

I miss him. When is he coming back?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

When you apologise for shitting on his telly!

I have no idea. Not for a while anyway as the date of when the new series hasn't even appeared yet.

Read the columns to tide you over?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

Ohhh, I must.

I must also go to my bed in a minute.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

His comment is free hasn't been updated in a while..

And I forgot to get the guide this weekend.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

Also do they not archive the screenburn columns online?

There only seems to be a page of the last 10 or so weeks, then I can't get access to them.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

Yeah that's on there too, but that goes back to a week before this saturday.

So I dunno maybe they got a substitute for this one. I haven't read it. If I was optimistic I'd say it might be him filming something. Pessimistic then that's a no and it's sudden heart failure on his part.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

This.

Plenty.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

is that another repost?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

^this

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

i'll post these

www.b3ta.com/search/board/23553/frontpage

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

awwww

also, i hate you for doing so many brilliant fp's.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

most are gone

i don't even remember the pictures to the titles

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

still, whats left is pure genius.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

some of them are a complete loss on me tho

the perils of booze

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

yase but tis my b3tday i thought i could get away with one more

oh pleeeeeeeeeease, just one more proast before bedtime?

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agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

I thought I'd been enough of a good guy ignoring the first one.

Your stuff is great but why not do something new to show off your candle?
or are you of the school of "fuck you b3ta, I need the attention so I'm pushing your stuff off the board faster than Mongy drops his knickers after a babycham" ?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

sorry

didnt realise the other one was fp'd. should have checked.
(goes to bed with tail between legs crying into own semen)

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agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

how rude

i've never dropped my knickers in anger

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

and they wouldn't be your knickers..

they'd obviously have been borrowed/nicked from a lady.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

i dropped my knickers in kwik save

but it wasn't my fault.
damn elastic.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)

I don't even know

where anger is. But I'm sure it counts in all the other 51 states.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)

i would love

to hold the silly bint down and shave her head. that'd teach her.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

RIGHTIO!

which one of you guys did this?
193.33.156.5/Database/Filestore/actualsize.jpg
(London)
/just seen on stumbleupon and immediately thought of this place

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

dave lives in london....

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

Nah,

this is more daves style....
193.33.156.5/Database/Filestore/disabledsex.jpg
'ning kitten

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DAVE, IF YOU DID THAT, I'M BUYING YOU A YEARS SUPPLY OF GUINNESS.

ROFL

hello gorgeous.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

hahaha

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

haha

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Shada, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

You are charlie brooker AIMCFP

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

Bate-gate.

Woo!

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

best things in life are free

(borkborkbork, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

Erm.

Why?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

no need for this...

none.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

eeeeeeeewwwwww

those ears are badly in need of syringeing!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

ah, just stick one of those little cotton things on a stick in there

that'll do the trick :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

little thing stuck to a stick?

david beckham isn't that little!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

yeah but he's got that stick, there's bound to be some use for it

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

yes

he's so fucking wooden' he uses it to prop himself up.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

christ, if a boy scout rubbed them together they'd burst into flames

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

one of

these?

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

Yes, the craftman's 20" throbber

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

figgrd thats what you ment.

not anything less.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

I don't do double entendres

I find them a bit hard

and the entendres

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

You want double entendres?

I'll give you one.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

oh yeah, I really like that

give me som emore then, if you are up for it

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

now that

is a thing of beauty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

well spotted.

I had no idea and thought it was a creme egg.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

creme egg?

do you secrete them in your ears?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

that is confidential information

and until you sign a no disclosure notice and promise me filthy sex it is not on the agenda.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

i ain't signing anything

but filthy sex i can do ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

it's ok.

I'll count your face on the pillow as a signature. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

yay!

sexy tiems!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

haha. you obviously missed me naked.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

i did indeed

but i'm also sex starved

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

now this makes me laugh. like an idiot.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

my ham sandwich was nice!

all gone now though :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

WHERE IS MINE DISCO T MEATS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

oh sorry, the cat stoled yours and ated it

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

U ET A SANDWICH

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Shada, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

YES, I PLUM EATED A SANDWITS AND IT IS NOW EATED NOW IT WUZ A GUD SANDWITS

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

i can't believe you et a sandwits

that's crazy talk for crazies, man

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Shada, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

I would do it again too!

and now my eyes are all big, thus proving that I am a crazies man, man!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

my green thai curry was nice

my chocolate and pepsi is nicer ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

I wish I had curry tonight instead

I was somewhat craving curry, and it would have been an epic voyage to the decent curry shoppe

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

it wasn't as nice as it could have been

there was far too much coconut milk and hardly any chilli

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

aww

curry blight :/

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

i used to get one from cool trader

it was gorgeous! i only went in there for my curries, but they stopped selling them! i've never been able to find one that tastes so nice, but i'll keep searching :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

I think you'll find green thai curry >> chocolate or pepsi.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

only good green thai curry

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

I only make good green thai curries.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

do you use

those little round green veg things in them?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

que?

heresy!
burn the heretic!
what is that filth?
we dont do ear sex its heresy

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

haha

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Shada, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

but you can keep 'em for the birds and bees

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

Is this meant to be irregular?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

it looks rude

i hope it is, why

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

it's scat.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

good stuff

what is with the shit picture tho

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

well they've taken kk's one of the girl with honey on her finger, and shopped/drawn in a person and an ear

so the honey is now earwax

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

i see, i have so much i ignore i'll miss such stuff

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

scat?

You have a sick mind

(borkborkbork, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

nah, i just know how to please mongy

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

Hahahahaha

iCame

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

*sniggers*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

more mash... cold meds make great writers block cures.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Its the spongage that makes it :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

hahaha, top spong

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

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Shada, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

hey i just turned candle...

have a proasted sandwich

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agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

happy b3taday!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

happy candle day

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

mmm

omniom omnum muniomonum munnuh munnah...

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agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

Congrats! :D

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

Wow!

This is fantastic. That guy has got to be careful where he lies down.

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

May all your candle be good.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Happy B3taday!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

*Now THAT'S DAMO*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

i know a trick with candles

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

go on

tell us
:)

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

ooh ooh

does it involve paint? They taught us that at primary school.

I just watched a bit of scrubs by accident. It was the best episode ever.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl9ZZsUX00s

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

it doesn't involve paint

it may involve pants...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

Can I bring a brush just in case?

you can paint over my 10K tattoo

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

best episode ever is the musical one

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-OIgXyvzUU

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

Monsieur Pasanonic, with these Manga eyez vous are rrreally pissink me off

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

oh I'm gonna have at least 1 a day for you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)

in response

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fRGUmAuSFxA&feature=related

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

WELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?

Please.
:)

Ah, you were being saucy. I was hoping for magick. Oh well, ta ta yall.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

Happy b3taday!

And woo to the picture.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

So sick,

yet so funny!

Happy b3taday! I missed mine the last ocuple of years :( I hope I dont this year!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

nice

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

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Shada, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

This is Star Trek

g'night all

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

is that me?

/getting in before the hippy blog

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

THIS, IS, DAMO!

Oh shit, no it isn't.

I STILL FUCKING LIKES IT!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

pfft!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

Hahahah nicely done

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

arf.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

Linkhaan !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

Time for a shave.

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)

fan tastic!

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)

where were you 3 weeks ago?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

I had nothing to do...

with that murder, I swear.

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

really?

will you be my alibi?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)

Sure, why not...

you seem trustworthy.

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

*rubs hands*

trustworthy, yes...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

I was hoping for some DAMO.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

Damo it all to hell !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

Please DAMO, make some DAMO-BREAD for our DAMO-CHILDREN.

WHY, DAMO, WHYYYYYYYY!?!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

you're obsessed

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

It's all about da DAMO.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

much woo

that reminds me, i need a shave myself

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

I read that as 'Art With Mistakes'

I don't mean to be rude but I thought that was more interesting.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

Most of my art

is mostly mistakes.

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

There's a...

bigger, more legible version here:

www.murraythenut.com/2008/03/25/art/

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)

Most of art

is mostly mistakes.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

Art . . . he is contagious . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)

DAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I KNEW you'd come!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

Damo right !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

ya-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS-zaaa!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

That's a slug.

Woo!

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

Looks down... well...

Have something tasteless...

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

"chinese man old chinese man knee dirty knee breast eyes"

- traditional

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

This was exactly my thinking

except between man and knee I have (with beard)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

well, I don't know what's going on, it's too complicated

should I make a ham salad sandwich to help me ponder this conundrum?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

Yeeeeah

with ketchup.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

with ketchup?

on lettuce? and tomato

that just don't seem right to me :/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

NO just ham and ketchup.

Trust me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

I have green stuff

it goes off if I don't eat it, I been wasting too much food with stuff going off due to buying green stuff and living off tinned/frozen shite

must eat green stuff

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

*paints cock green*

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

crikey!

The whole village!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

Eat it all in three mouthfuls.

Or as much as you can.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

from a simple sandwich to a task of herculean proportions

I'm scared, I'm just a little discomeat!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

You been cooking Delia again ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

nah it's just I'm going to die of toxic poisoning and lard bucket disease if I don't actually eat the greens innit

plus I like greens I just can be rarely arsed to prepare them

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

She likes it.

Shut up, kitchen bitch *stubs cigarette out on forehead*

you're welcome.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

I actually watched her program on Sunday

whilst I was in bed and couldnt move to get the remote control.

I dont myself see such a huge problem with what she's done. If it had've been someone no-one knew, and they called it "The Student Cook Book" it would be hailed as genius.

The only thing that bothers me is the tinned meat. But having said that, my ex's gran made the most beautiful steak pie. It was only after the 3rd or 4th time I had eaten it that I found out that she used tinned steak for it. The taste was cracking!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

I have no problem with her

she's a filthy bitch though, I just know it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

filthy ~~bitch~~ commoner

Shouting in public. At a football meeting. Really!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

They all are.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

Yeah,

she looked quite doable at times. But others, she looked like the haggard 60 year old woman she is!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

I wasn't going that far.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

^this

on very fresh, cheap, white bread

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

I fucking adore you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

*glees*

i, too, know the joys of that first mouthful of soft, spongy bread, the taste of the ham combining with the tomato sauce, which has already reacted violently with the marg on the bread, the whole becoming a single bite of pure pleasure
*drools*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

When I rule the world you're being head chef.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)

you will become very fat

but rather happy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

YES.

Better than thin and miserable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

i like your way of thinking!

*eats more chocolate*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

Excellent.

I had a creme egg earlier.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

I have a massive dark chocolate and ginger egg still to eat.

My girlfriend will be well rewarded for this.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

Wow, good girlfriend.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

I might actually be mildly addicted to ginger.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

I hate it in anything other

than chocolate or biscuits or cake.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

Oh my.

In my flat I have pickled ginger for sushi, this ginger chocolate, ginger cordial, and a nice big piece of ginger for any stir fries or curries.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

bleurgh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

what, no sushi?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

Not at the moment.

I have plenty of rice and seaweed sheets though, I'll make some in a few days.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

"Back in my day of course we didn't have sushi.

So we'd go to the fish shop and say don't fry it for me. Or my mum would make some out of corned beef."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

dont want to cut in

but you are getting dangerously close to the edge... and we all know what happens when you get there...

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

I've been over there before.

It's rubbish.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

you got that right

and the owner of the place is a twat.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

We all try not to lose our heads?

AH-HA-HA-HA-HA?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

I told you to keep out of my fertility clinic!

*shoos away with broom*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

Only when you stop making these things so delicious.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

It must be all the pineapple I feed the mothers.

That and the semen.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

If you could produce ginger flavoured semen,

it'd probably be enough to turn me gay.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

Shirely you'd just forgo either sex

and masturbate frantically.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

Like everyone else on the internet?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

Needs more mayonnaise.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

no.

mayo with tommy sauce tastes like cut-rate seafood sauce, but not as tangy or nice.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)

Ok, more mayonnaise and less ketchup.

I only use ketchup for making bbq sauce now.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

ham and mayo is nice

especially with raw onions

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

Mayonnaise goes well with everything.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

basic ham, with cheese, tomatoes looked like arse so had tomato sauce, with lettuce and springy type onion with mayonaise on top

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

A feast of kings.

Enjoy.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

Catsup?

you crazy bitch! Get some English mustard on it. And cracked black pepper. And onion. And Pastrami. And shredded lettuce.

fuck I'm hungry now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)

Mustard and cold roast beef on homemade soda bread.

YES.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

No,

you should make me a ham salad sandwich while you ponder this!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

Lcy?

Wth th bg tts?

edit: you ninja, now I make no sense.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

Im respondng just to line up

Mushrooms cat!

Theres no excuse for Animal cruelty :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

I will

I'll make the best damn ham salad sandwich ever, or my name isn't Disco.T.Meats!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

BUT IT ISNT!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!

*goes and makes Roast Beef and Horseradish Sandwich*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

well, I don't have those ingredients, so I'll have to improvise

*unzips*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

HAHA...

I am dying right now.... you started laughter that lead to chest cold induced coughing.... it burns!... where is my brandy.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

I think its done...

you have cured me! It doesnt feel like im stuck in a vice anymore.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

there are worse light engineering tools to become enclamped within

for example, a press drill

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

My personal favorite would be a grain auger...

Or perhaps a misshap while playing cut wood on the table saw with big flappy gloves on.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

haha! rolling about the table turning into tasty slices!

yum!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

Ching Chong Knee How?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

I see what you did there

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

Chim Chiminey Chim Chiminey

Chim Chim Charoo!

Edit: And also,

Milk Milk Lemonade round the backs where chocolates made!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

Sum Yung Eyetits?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

Wong Beard - Knobbly Nipple Plates

His hit from the early 90's

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

i would do anything for love?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

SO I HEARD

ROLLSONFLOORLAUGHING

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

Devils Rejects much?

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McBadger COW, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

something by bernard manning?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

Magnets of the Carribean?

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McBadger COW, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

Jurassic Magnets?

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McBadger COW, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

What you won't do for love?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

The Magnet King?

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McBadger COW, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

Chinese, Japanese,

Dirty knees, what are these?

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

Damo does Dallas . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

chinese, japanese, dirty knees, look at these?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

Wins!

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

woo!

do i get a car?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

did you ask for one before playing?

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

i thought this was just like a gameshow

*reads contract*
*cries*
i'll be ok
*bawls*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

The Flight Of The Magnets?

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McBadger COW, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

Waynes Magnets 2?

(

McBadger COW, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

GILL HAND!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

Oh my!

That looks like something that came out of tubgirl.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

The source is on the popular page on devART.

I liked the colors.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

Can't find it :P

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

Neither can I.

Nevermind.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

Hahah

silly Kk

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

to the deviantart...!

(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

aHEM young lady.

This reminds me of my funkology CD.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

Does it?

Is that good?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

Well yes.

It's a lovely black lady avec afro dribbling honey on herself.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

Oh, alright then.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

No it's not.

CD is an acronym for cross-dresser and funkology doesn't need explaining.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

I'd love for you to, though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

It's the empirical study of analysis of funk.

Obviously.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

You tease.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

*sigh*

Life needs more funk overtures and progressive jazz in disturbing moments. I would almost be willing to invest my time and money in such a venture, but alas I am lazy.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

You need some sort of group.

Get them to do it and you can just stand in front of them and talk at people.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)

Perhaps.

Although ideally I would link my brain up directly to my spinal column and output some high frequency waves so my entire body vibrates like a crazy Jazz machine.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

But you might die.

And then the gig would end.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

There's no might when you are shitting about with science!

It's either do or don't, will or won't, did or diddle.

/would quite happily graft himself a cannon arm if he but had the knowledge blog

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Awesome!

Hot bird, not eating Flakes, not speaking like a merkin from Devon!

Edit: And please dont think I am criticising the Americans, purely the twat who I refer to, and she is from Devon.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

What is that?

Some unholy mixture of shit, piss and jizz?

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

No!

It's honey!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

Prove it.

Using only quotes from the Iliad.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

I can't quote the Illiad.

I can quote Romeo and Juliet, though...?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

Not even a little?

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

No.

What about the Odyssey? I've read that one.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

The Odyssey is not the Iliad.

I learned that in school!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

I know it's not.

But we haven't read the Illiad in school. We have read the Odyssey though.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

That's what he said.

;)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

good god, that's sexy!

whilst at the same time being a little nauseating

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

i like syrup too

**prays its syrup**
woo yay!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

Honey.

It's too light to be syrup.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

I think this is the best KK thing I have seen

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

honey

nice and yummy (opet laureate in the making)
thankfully its coloured in otherwise there would be mistaken identity

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

it appears that she was eating bacon

and a long stringy bit of fat got stuck in her throat, so she plucked it out

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

*bokes*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

I did a little, too.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

and now I want bacon instead of ham

:/

dilemma

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

How can you

want bacon after saying that?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

oh, I have a number of issues

so, hows about a nice bacon on toats sandwich? :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

Because the fat is the best bit.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

this is excellent

and does look a bit rude. so all win.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

Honey dripper . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

icould tell that was yours as i was scrolling down

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

Sweet.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)

Ok, now I am going :)

*tacklehugs*
*falls asleep*

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

Bored so done this quickly

Damo is a legend..

I throw it to the floor to make this funny.. flapping jaws and squirting cocks optional.

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Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

blurring the tag

is a new concept for me.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

Just grabed a photo off google, didnt spend anytime on it at all.. apart from draw on it, and blur it to cover my shitness.....

(

Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

I likes it, but why heem gone ta sleeps?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

have you seen some of the new 'motivational' posters?

this one cracked me up

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

haha

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that is one good source pic.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

Sneaky bastard!

I like his style.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

hahaha

everyone's a winner.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

WHERE DO THE SOURCE PICTURES COME FROM?

THEY ARE FUCKING GOLD DUST.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

the internets

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

WELL YOU KNOW, THE INTERNETS IS PRETTY FUCKING BIG AND DOENS'T NARROW THINGS DOWN TOO MUCH

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

go to /b/ or ebaumsworld

they post shit like this constantly.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

I think my housemate just downloaded it the other day.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

please don't turn into the sort of idiot

b3tan that believes posting in capitals is anything other than childish and irritating.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

NEGATIVE

IT IS THE CRUISE CONTROL OF AWESOME

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

ahhahaha, OH CHRIST..AHHA

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

someones shat their pants.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

If I were a manager...

...posters like these would be posted EVERYWHERE around the workplace!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

How relaxed are the two behind them.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

I bet she loses her hat

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

Even if she does, she's still got a hood to go back to.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

I used to do something similar in my student days...

look for couples who were either kissing or about to kiss, wait for the moment, then steal their drinks from the table next to them. Often got very drunk having only paid admission fee. I highly recommend.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

I do that at the football.

When I last went to see Charlton I had 7 pints at half time. I missed the second half really though. I just ended up watching it on the screens. We beat Crystal Palace though and I won my bets!

Triple Win!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

PISS ON THE PALACE

CUNTS

(

mongychops, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

So why were you on the naughty step then tardbrains?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

more scat

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mongychops, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

Ah,

well thats shit! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

haha, yes indeed!

I had to stop it though, I was either rohypnold or i had too much free drink, because one night of drink-stealing, i lose all memory, my memory comes back with me opening my eyes and realising i'm kissing a girl, then falling back like a tree and landing on my back on the dancefloor, followed by two bouncers carrying me out to sit in the street, then memory cuts out again. I woke up the next morning with no cards in my wallet, naked except for my flatmate's jacket inside-out.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

Outside or inside?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

inside

in my bed. I'd also lost my keys and broken the flat's door.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

Bloody hell. I'm sort of proud of you.

At least you did it properly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

Brilliant!

I have a better bouncer story!

Gaz me if you wanna hear it :) It isnt for public consumption!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)

They're the wrong target these days,

too much rohypnol.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

Ha ha ha!

This am the win!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

Oh that poor girl.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

Yes, her ass is mighty DAMO.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

You feel pity for her eh?

*goes and takes advantage of all the other 4*

Now who do you feel sorry for?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

Still her. They're whores.

UNCLEAN

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

I've got a feeling she's unclean too.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

Infidel. Come here so I can cleanse you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

Are you going to Jihad me?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

Over and over again.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

Sexy.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

You fucking knows it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

haha

a twist of fate!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

I've never been gladder to not have a cup of tea.

I'm not paying for a new keyboard.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

I tend to avoid this kind of nonsense

but to my shame this made me laugh.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

and all it took, was skipping that 3rd cheeseburger

regularly

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

hahaha

no fat chicks

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mongychops, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

you love the fat chicks.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

does he?

*preens*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

Hells Bells,

that's scary, from heaven to hell in ohhh, what, about 5 steps?

(

loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

That's Paris' new buddy . . . right ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

this gives me the fackin horn

there are not enough jailbait mirror pics on the web, and i've seen em all.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

*buys new coat*

huh? what?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

kinda been done

www.despair.com/

but your versions are equally woo!

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tubaman, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 6:04, archived)

who what where?

eh?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

DAMO, DIPSHIT!

(no idea)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

Damo!

Damien Dempsey...

Legendary... Makes me feel shit for being British, but he's still a legend. And im drunk apparently..

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Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

Yeah, tell dat bitch boud DAMO!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

oh boring mid 90s folk singer type

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

wash your mouth out

Hes the cutting edge in Ireland. and its only because were imperialist bastards and deserve to rot in hell that he comes over to the UK and only tours with Morrisey.. i kid you not..

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Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

oh, so his heads up his arse then

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

oh christ, well lets be fair now, most of the 90s were morrissey's "difficult period"

i just don't go a bundle on mid 90s singer-song-writery folk, i like 60s/70s psych and acid folk waaaay more.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

Lol

Well this cured my boredom at anyrate.. Success!

Heres Damos myspace if your interested..

www.myspace.com/damiendempsey

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Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

AND DAMO?

that just makesm e think of father damien from father ted.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

This is not my beautiful wife.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

Nuh-uhh, it's DAMO IN DA HIZZUSE!

AAAAAAAAAAhahahhaa.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

Does he do duets ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

DATS SUM FOINE DAMO!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

i knew i recognized him!

I hear wolverine plays bass and storm does vocals

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

DAMO-X LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!

(needs more DAMO)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

its fucking crammed with damo! i used a DAMO filter and everything!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

NEEDS, MORE, DAMO!

DAMN YA EYES!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

hahha

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Jorvic, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

Damo.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

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