Ach! What am I playing at here!?
Offski!
Neffer Vossent rues the day,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:14,
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It would be bloody excellent.He could play some sort of long-lost boyfriend of Rita's.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:27,
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Maybe shouldn't admit to thisbut now I akshly think about it I remember there was a mad sod running around with an axe felling people left right and centre a few years back. Unfortunately there were quite a few survivors. Including Gail to whom the aforementioned psycho was wed. Here endeth the lesson.
( Neffer Vossent rues the day,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:01,
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I love how much people respect 'innocent until proven guilty' in this country.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:17,
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I'm not in your stinkin countyand yeah I don't really respect the judicial process in regards to humour...
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Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:19,
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Hey!It's just the South of the country that smells, the North is fine. news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7354538.stm
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:21,
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adds a whole new dimension to the soap avoiding pommythanks for telling me, i'll tell my mates
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Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:23,
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Don't blame me,blame 'Euro-whiff'
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:34,
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use soap pomit's that white stuff comes in sortof small hard cakes
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:44,
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No, that's lard.No wonder you all look so greasy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:47,
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soap is lard (well tallow, still it's animal fat)and caustic soda and perfume. Since when did we buff Aussies look greasy?
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:51,
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You're all red faced and greasy/sweaty.Like 70 year old emphysema sufferers on holiday somewhere warm, but all the time.
To be fair, it is too hot for humans over there, we didn't expect you to survive. Or start coming back to our fair isle in droves and start cluttering up London. Are there any Australians between the ages of 20 and 25 left over there?
(To be fair, it is too hot for humans over there, we didn't expect you to survive. Or start coming back to our fair isle in droves and start cluttering up London. Are there any Australians between the ages of 20 and 25 left over there?
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:55,
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Yeah, I fit that age category. I'm also sortof pasty whitebut it's better than warm beer, smelly people, constant rain and endless whinging.
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Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:00,
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That'll be why you're all over here then.And I'd take warm beer over rampant bigotry and lack of intellectuals any day.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:05,
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rampant bigotory?Like: bigot is a prejudiced person who is intolerant of opinions, lifestyles, or identities differing from his or her own...
bit hypocritical to say that isn't?
(I really hope you realise I'm being sarcastic and am joking...)
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Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:11,
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bit hypocritical to say that isn't?
(I really hope you realise I'm being sarcastic and am joking...)
Yeah, doesn't mention intolerance of Australians, does it?Exactly.
I'm hardly being serious. I met a nice one once.
(I'm hardly being serious. I met a nice one once.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:14,
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oh goodie, i have offended people on internets by sheer sarcasamI now check if it seems to be going to far...
It's been a sortof interesting evolution, you sent the worst criminals out here, they survive and now the shitheads have gone back. It's simply a return to the nest really.
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Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:25,
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It's been a sortof interesting evolution, you sent the worst criminals out here, they survive and now the shitheads have gone back. It's simply a return to the nest really.
Oh calm down, you big girl, I am playing with you. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:27,
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I'd quite enjoy you playing with me...It's just that I've caused offense unintentionally I'm also slightly drunk. And too worried about political correctness to start posting "I'd rather be a paki than a pom"
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Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:29,
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Australian? Pissed?Well I'M surprised (!).
:D
(:D
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:31,
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I'm slightly drunk not pissedI've still got half a bottle of scotch left...
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:32,
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At least it it IS beerand not some kind of fizzy yellow piss.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:14,
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\o/That as well.
Plus we don't need our beer to be served at just over freezing, we don't live in what is essentially a massive people grill.
:D
(Plus we don't need our beer to be served at just over freezing, we don't live in what is essentially a massive people grill.
:D
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:20,
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Yesterday, it was lovely and sunny yesterday. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:34,
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I only got up at half one, I was on a day off.Thursday was lovely as well.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:38,
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No, it was SUNNY.And lovely. And not an Aussie in sight. :D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:41,
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"some prisoners who have put a 10-cigarette price on her head"as they are all good honest people :D
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discomeats This canoe,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:46,
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this bit amused me:"She now spends 20 hours a day alone in her single cell writing up to four pages of misspelt A4 notes, covered in crossings out, to Shannon, nine."
how the hell does it take FIVE HOURS to write a page of A4?
(how the hell does it take FIVE HOURS to write a page of A4?
Seventh is somewhat subdued,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:33,
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That's rather nicely doneI especially like the swallowing bit.
(
boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:52,
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Haha, lovely.Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:53,
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hehehe! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:55,
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haha she's a scary fuckerwww.b3ta.com/board/8299619
*whores*
(*whores*
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:07,
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This did not turn out as plannedbut since the board's fairly slow, have it anyway.
Click for stupidly 374k 1200x1500 oversized big.
(
Click for stupidly 374k 1200x1500 oversized big.
boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:46,
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tabut as per usual when i try and actually draw something, i've made her face too long. that's a very bad habit of mine -- and i was even trying to shorten it this time. not enough, alas.
also she seems to be missing some hair in the top-left, but that's me being anal i think.*
* Insert own joke here.
(also she seems to be missing some hair in the top-left, but that's me being anal i think.*
* Insert own joke here.
boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:51,
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i don't wanna think about freud. it makes me sadespecially at this time of year. but have a joke anyway:
boris the non-swearing spider's drawing walks into a bar...barman says, "why the long face?"
BOOM BOOM!!
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Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:55,
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boris the non-swearing spider's drawing walks into a bar...barman says, "why the long face?"
BOOM BOOM!!
hahahathat made me laugh a lot more than it should have
( boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:56,
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Kirstie Alley?Slow you say...have a pea that was destroyed by the avalanche of compo shite.
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finnbar has officially retired,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:49,
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it was meant to bekatie melua but it didn't really work out.
YAY! I DECLARE A PEAROAST THREAD.
Though I don't have a big back catalogue I feel this beauty from the other day could do with one more airing.
(YAY! I DECLARE A PEAROAST THREAD.
Though I don't have a big back catalogue I feel this beauty from the other day could do with one more airing.
boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:52,
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Hurray, I've logged on to a repost thread.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:04,
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:07,
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Thank you.Just took a bit of blending on each layer but it's an improvement on this
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:13,
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it's a very big improvementi'd be at about this level (though probably without that guy in the background he's fantastic) the other one's superb
Have one of my favourite ever pictures I've posted: "Harry Potter and the Wizard of Ozkaban"
(Have one of my favourite ever pictures I've posted: "Harry Potter and the Wizard of Ozkaban"
boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:16,
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I know :(I think I was chucking my toys from the pram at a challenge but this still makes me laugh like an idiot
( boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:19,
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I think he might bethe filthy little urchin.
Woo to this, by the way.
(Woo to this, by the way.
boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:23,
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I wanna grope her rack *sobs*tanks for da woo. This was my first proper animash, I wuz sooo pwoud, I even showed my mum!
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:25,
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She's still only 16 or so...My first animash was
which is really quite poor compared to yours...
(which is really quite poor compared to yours...
boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:27,
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hahah I like that16 meh, only illegal if I get caught. my lack of women makes me sad. I dunno if it's the hair, the beard, the clothes or the maths major :(
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Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:33,
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16's quite legalbut she was about 14 in that film....
( boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:34,
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heeeheheeI abandoned experimental physics a long time ago...but I did discover something :)
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:41,
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I ditched astrophysicswhen I got sick of error bars covering the whole graph, and being given good marks for finding out a galaxy cluster was 15+-10MPc away. Someone else in the group got something like 13+-15 and still got good marks. It could be 2Mpc behind us! Stupid subject.
( boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:44,
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Haha, bloody hell.I expect that's only 1 standard deviation, as well.
Now I'm in medical physics, we like to be fairly certain about things.
(Now I'm in medical physics, we like to be fairly certain about things.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:47,
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I bloody hope so,t ooAstrophysics doesn't really seem to mind.
edit: 1 standard deviation, yes.
(edit: 1 standard deviation, yes.
boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:49,
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astrophysicist is there solelyso stupid people can still be scientists
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:47,
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I stand by my statementan astrophysicst didn't bang me when I wanted her to.
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Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:56,
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I've had that experienceDamned astrophysicists. She then went for another astrophysicist, two years younger than her. Silly girl.
( boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:05,
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there's nothing wrong with older womenthey are mature, and sensible, not like spoiled little turds.
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Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:06,
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I'm not knocking older women(fnarr fnarr), it was just that she went for younger men and I was a year older than her :(
( boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:12,
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didums... oh wellI'm not knocking older women either, inspite of the fact I want to
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:16,
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It could even be the offering to cover people in garlic sauce.Strangely enough, my girlfriend actually likes it when I talk physics, for reasons I've never quite understood.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:36,
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Sorry.If it helps, I found that drinking lots helped kick things off.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:39,
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Now find a woman who has had the same idea. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:42,
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Even beterFind a woman who's had the same idea and is also a physicist. That can work well. There aren't *many* women physicists, alas, but there's some great ones out there.
( boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:46,
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Strangely enough, there's quite a few in Medical Physics, maybe 30-50%.I'm not sure where they come from, because there were hardly any on my degree course.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:50,
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when i was doing my degree in theoretical physics we had about 10% or less. there's a few more in astrophysical/cosmological type of things though.
( boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:52,
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ahbad luck. go and chat with the physicists instead....
( boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:13,
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And being enthusiasticI've actually been able to talk to girls about physics without getting weird looks and told to fuck off out of their faces.
But it helps to know them a bit first. "Hey, baby, I've got a Masters in Theoretical Physics. Want to hear about the Top Quark?" is not the best chatup line.
(But it helps to know them a bit first. "Hey, baby, I've got a Masters in Theoretical Physics. Want to hear about the Top Quark?" is not the best chatup line.
boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:41,
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Yeah, that's true.You have to at least try to make it sound interesting.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:42,
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damn baby girl,I'm doing higher level applied maths, wanna integrate?
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Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:44,
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This is the one I was thinking of,definately an improvement.
Have this. (again)
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Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:16,
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Have this. (again)
Ok I will, but you have to take this guy off my hands.
He's costing me a fortune in hats.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:19,
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Haha, I thought that was a whip for a while. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:21,
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It's not the best animation I've donebut I just found it on my hard drive and I still love it anyway :)
( boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:22,
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I understand.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:24,
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I also love thateven the way its beak elongates.
( boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:30,
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I was pretty happy with how smoothly it came out.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:33,
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Yays!
Right I should get off my arse and make something of my weekend.
See all you cunts later.
:D
Bye.I've actually done some work already today, I'm just killing time waiting for a download now.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:24,
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Not this time.A trial of Corel Draw because apparently it can split my large poster into A4 sheets automatically.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:29,
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awesomenessI haven't used corel since about version 3, back in the day...
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:31,
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I've never used it before.And I'm only planning to use it for this one thing, unless it looks cool and I fancy a play.
I feel that I might be held back by my inability to draw, though.
(I feel that I might be held back by my inability to draw, though.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:34,
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yay for repost threads!
"News just in: Shatner vomits up hummingbird at birthday bash"
I wasn't around for the Shatner challenge the other work. Bah.
boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:07,
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I have an update on that story.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:08,
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BAD HUMMINGBIRD!It's all that Shatner's fault.
( boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:10,
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He'll get his comeuppance before long.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:20,
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Woo for Thieririuiuiuiue(I don't speak French)
( Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it.,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:09,
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She be lovelyand with a surname I can never remember how to spell.
( boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:17,
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PHWOAAAAAAAAARI WANT MY HARD DRIVE IN HER DEPTHS
GARLIC SAUCE TIEM!!!
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:05,
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GARLIC SAUCE TIEM!!!
I FARKIN HATE CATSWas talking to me old man about this today and he said that cats are disdainful and proceed through life without caring what happens around them. I said I wasn't going to like them even if we had a lot in common.
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Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:20,
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Cats are certainly selfish little creaturesbut I do love them anyway.
( boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:21,
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hahahahait took a few seconds of staring to see -- and then i didn't want to anymore.... nice one!
( boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:09,
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I doubt you're still aroundbut I've been going through my old posts and updating the links for any picture I've still got on my hard drive. I hardly think you'd remember this one....
( boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:48,
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LIONWOMANFREAKMACHINErun for cover
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:57,
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Nicely drawnBetter than I could do with pen and paper!
Woo!
(Woo!
XLVII .uk,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:05,
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CheersI started drawing again last month after about a 15 year hiatus. They come out looking OK but sod all like the person they're of. Ah well.
( boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:07,
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*follows with camera**creates exciting tv show about this sort of thing*
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:44,
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Down with this sort of thing!Careful now
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:47,
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piled higher and deeper >> xkcdalthough the recent imaginary friends one made me lol
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:50,
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First i must askhave you done a poo in them?
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:57,
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the girls, the pants or bothno they won't come near me, no but I will if it turns you on and no (corollary of the previous two)
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:59,
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i'm going to have a poo and thinkabout what you've said, see if we can come to an understaning
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:06,
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enjoy, but from your profile you are maleyou're gunna need a lot of money to come to an agreement in that case
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:14,
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No dice, I'm going to get dressedand go to oxford
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:22,
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Don't you just hate when inspirationis five weeks too slow
Probably bindun, too.
'Ning all.
Edit:Now with added hover clue!
(Probably bindun, too.
'Ning all.
Edit:Now with added hover clue!
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:04,
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OH HAI THAR ASL??!?!11?you have no red slice....
here have this:
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:06,
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here have this:
I wish I had that skill
But my colour vision is rubbish ... and my Gimp skills aren't that hot either.
so where are the pornstars?EDIT: maybe there's a too subtle joke I can't get?
EDIT2: still RISsing...
(EDIT2: still RISsing...
Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:07,
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OK. Maybe too subtle.What is said about men who drive powerful sports cars...
What is the prerequisite of being a male pornstar...
Maybe a Venn diagram would have been better...or nothing.
(What is the prerequisite of being a male pornstar...
Maybe a Venn diagram would have been better...or nothing.
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:18,
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*lightbulb* Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:52,
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i've got a big cock,...and if i was rich i would have a ferrari AND a big cock.
(
mr spoons,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:18,
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people like us don't get rich.bwahahah see what I did there
(
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:19,
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If I was rich and had a small cockI would buy a bigger cock and a Ferrari.
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:20,
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Well it's from the sleeve art of this albumoriginal image
Not his best work but the picture was good, I used this for the Extending Album art compo, there was quite a lot of rissage.
If you've not heard of aphex twin then see here:
Aphex Twin on the wonderful b3ta cr3ation site
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:05,
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Not his best work but the picture was good, I used this for the Extending Album art compo, there was quite a lot of rissage.
If you've not heard of aphex twin then see here:
Aphex Twin on the wonderful b3ta cr3ation site
I drive a skoda 1.3Sometimes I trip over.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 14:18,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Photoshop The Beatles"){kind=small}
who'd have thought? A nerd on the internet.
Hope it's not bindun.
Eh?"Maxwell's Hammer"?
/knows almost no Beatles blog
(/knows almost no Beatles blog
boris the spider,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 10:59,
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it's also sortof silvery...oh cock the wikipedia link has and apostrophe in it :(
This doesn't have an apostrophe and it's got no rick in it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-S29Wxd0JY&feature=related
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:00,
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This doesn't have an apostrophe and it's got no rick in it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-S29Wxd0JY&feature=related
I don't actually like the beatlesso that's the best I could be arsed to do. Back to my thesis *crys*
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Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:05,
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It's not due until octoberbut I see supervisor on monday and she wants a chapter...
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:26,
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top left fear top left fear top left fear top left fear top left feartop left fear top left fear top left fear top left fear
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts.,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 10:27,
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Charles Hawtrey, John EntwhistleKim Newman and Barry Manilow.
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Mystery_Bob,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:12,
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That is lully.That is all.
edit : er no it's not. This image works perfectly now that I am listening to Vashti Bunyan.
(edit : er no it's not. This image works perfectly now that I am listening to Vashti Bunyan.
finnbar has officially retired,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 10:32,
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all of your workis so nice, you must be a very fluffeh person
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 10:40,
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Old joke......
Thanks to M3Essential who's version I edited.
'ning all!
XLVII .uk,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 10:17,
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the joke therein beingthat they are beatles (beetles)!!!
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charlie?,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 10:49,
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YesI have some lovely greek paté here
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:31,
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enough for me too?'ning!!!
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:32,
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waheyPATE!
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:46,
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geek paté? urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:43,
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It's a euphemism for dick cheese. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:48,
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This morning for brekkie I'm having CAYKE! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:34,
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'ning!Ow! That hurt my head.
My sincere apologies to anybody I pissed off last night when I was drunk (except Cockweasle, who can't spell, is short of a weasel and joins the psychedelic twatlord on the ignore list).
I am not in a mood to suffer fools today.
:D
(My sincere apologies to anybody I pissed off last night when I was drunk (except Cockweasle, who can't spell, is short of a weasel and joins the psychedelic twatlord on the ignore list).
I am not in a mood to suffer fools today.
:D
finnbar has officially retired,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:42,
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psychedelic twatlord? urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:44,
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You haven't met him yet?Is that possible?
User name used to be psychedelic warlord, but is now clansoul.
(I'm sure you'll be pleased to see that I'm going for the 'later' option.)
(User name used to be psychedelic warlord, but is now clansoul.
(I'm sure you'll be pleased to see that I'm going for the 'later' option.)
finnbar has officially retired,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:53,
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:) was just a quip. urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:54,
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i have a hangover and the shakeswhat i need is some tasty spinach
( Ysol ab abl blap,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:51,
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spinach cures hangovers?*joins queue*
edit : My head feels like a DOCTOR DYSLEXIA picture.
(edit : My head feels like a DOCTOR DYSLEXIA picture.
finnbar has officially retired,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:53,
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OH GOD!I haven't been here for so long.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:53,
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I remember you.Nice to see ya fella.
( finnbar has officially retired,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:54,
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Ta!I'm not sure I remember myself.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:55,
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Yay for the python
floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore.,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 10:28,
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Dont eat the blue cereal bars that the gardener has put out for youFresh greens are healthier
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 10:08,
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yaaawwwn
I got woken up by noisy people at 5.30 am and couldn't sleep so I made this to cheer myself up.
Ningles b3ta! I hope you like my yawning morning otter.
Hellzapoppin,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 8:55,
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Good morning... May I complement you on your beaver!NING BOARD
I know it may be an otter
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 8:57,
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i otter go to bed, but you have yourself a good 'ning.*also yawns*
( postbear has metal knees,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:06,
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Good ning! Good pic!I got bored of sleeping so have been catching up on good BBC shows via IPlayer (have spent most of the week at the in-laws watching soaps and reality TV. I feel dirty)
( Joliet,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:16,
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This is a fantastic thing to see when you first wake upYou know it'll be a good day when there's an otter eating a croissant from his tummy.
WooYayHoupla! *clicks*
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:18,
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WooYayHoupla! *clicks*
Thanks!Making it actually did cheer me up, I mean, a yawning otter, why wouldn't it?
( Hellzapoppin,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:38,
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The yawn makes it look it's very very happywith it's breakfast.
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:47,
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'ning all!My, it IS early isn't it?
Lovely otter
(Lovely otter
NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:19,
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needs more car accident in the backgroundotherwise, he's jolly smug!
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:33,
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just noticed thisand it has my approval
( finnbar has officially retired,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 10:34,
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A sneak preview of Macca's first post-divorce album
Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 8:54,
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Good morningif morning it be where you live
I like your image, it made me chuckle
(I like your image, it made me chuckle
Hellzapoppin,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 8:56,
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we prefer to be called 'bag ladies' or 'gewway yuh crazy fecker!'. postbear has metal knees,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:06,
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rock out with your choirboy's cock out.
\m/ \m/
postbear has metal knees,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:12,
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They all do.Two ees might be more correct... and the ess at the end. [/;-D
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:16,
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Oh, right, drop one a.'preyers' As in "to make raids for the sake of booty".
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:21,
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oh, ok.actually i like the online gawd idea.
"r u ther gawd? its me, pstbr"
"ya wut? wanna cyber?"
("r u ther gawd? its me, pstbr"
"ya wut? wanna cyber?"
postbear has metal knees,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:23,
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Pffft.edit: it's snowing... arrrrgh.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:25,
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i miss the greek gods.the lazy deities of today don't fuck mortals. what a waste of omnipotence.
edit: haha! it was 24 degrees here today
(edit: haha! it was 24 degrees here today
postbear has metal knees,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:27,
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Fucking -4C now.Pulled all the flowers buckets
in for the night. Arses!
(in for the night. Arses!
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 7:13,
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naughty weather.i went for a ride on my bike, it's still warm enough for shorts and a t-shirt at 3:00 am.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 8:02,
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It may be a month or more to see that here now. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 8:17,
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what an odd turnaround.i suppose i should expect a blizzard here.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 8:44,
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I've seen this beforein the inner rectums sanctums of the Mormon Temple.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:34,
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i saw a bunch of christian 'rock' cds for sale today.they all looked like bad indie rock releases except that each and every one had a page full of "praise jesus!" blurbs in the liner notes.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:38,
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when we roast those awful sinners in hell, that's how we like them. postbear has metal knees,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 6:35,
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I'm lovin' itcleeeeck ;)
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 8:45,
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hallo boofy!off to bed now, see you later.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:05,
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I'd say something nice about the picture but you've already gone so instead I'll just bitch about you.OH MY GOD HOW MUCH DOES EVERYONE HERE HATE POSTBEAR?
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:27,
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is it just me, or do these two both look like they've been badly shopped?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 4:03,
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The knob of hair on Brown is rather odd. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 4:28,
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Apologies for not doing an Abbey Road entry!
Note: Punnage may share similarities to a previous entry of mine, only with a reference that isn't so obscure!!
Rico,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 3:40,
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fuck abbey road, it's a crap album and an ugly street. postbear has metal knees,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:24,
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My fave Beatles albumactually.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 9:55,
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why beat him?from the looks of those vast colonies of moles, cancer's gpoing to get him soon.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:32,
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Floridas new plate
First post on this board. I have neither talent nor software. You can do better; the original is here- scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/04/i_choose_to_view_this_as_a_pos.php
welcome!don't worry about lack of software, just keep making stupid funny things that confuse people. :D
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 3:04,
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yes please, do this ^^and you also, young Mark. Possibly with unexpected swears, line drawings, and silly internet abbreviations. LOL.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 3:06,
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hello!hope you are well!
don't worry about talent, it's not needed.
(don't worry about talent, it's not needed.
Sunshine Elephant,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 3:06,
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it's all aboutchillaxing to the max and having a good time!
( Sunshine Elephant,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 3:10,
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hai thar welkom to b3tafile size less than 50kb (check)
rude and amusing picture (check)
picture is < board width (check)
lack of talent is never an issue around here
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 3:46,
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rude and amusing picture (check)
picture is < board width (check)
lack of talent is never an issue around here
that's a great idea.now the locals will know who to carjack.
welcome to /board.
(welcome to /board.
postbear has metal knees,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:40,
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But saying woo for that is.Woo!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 2:35,
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I like thisI shall not try to understand it. However, there is a resemblance between this creature and a being in Adam Phillips' Brackenwood work. If you've not seen it it's at www.biteycastle.com
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 3:01,
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I'm running Ubuntu and it doesn't have flashedit/ do you mean the fat yellow squishy thing?
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 3:23,
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there is nothing about this post that isn't fantastic.clickgasm.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 3:01,
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love thisquite a dangerous creature. eats like a starfish in a way
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 3:05,
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ah.. had to log back in.. just so i could ask exactly how big a teleporter one would need to get both a house fly AND an elephant in at the same time. : ) *clicky woo*
(,
Sat 19 Apr 2008, 3:20,
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