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# Poor John
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# woo,
is that a lucien freud portrait?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# The Paintings by a chap called
Stuart Pearson Wright

Linkypoos to site here
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# ah,
corrected. S'good tho.

cheers, and yays
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Nah, it can't be Lucien Freud
It doesn't look like an amorphus blob for starters.
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Ooooh Arty bitch swipe!
Go on, hit him with your oil stained handbag.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# That bastard only copies off me anyway ;)


Click for bigger (374KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:32, archived)
#

Ziggy Ziggy
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# miaow!
>^_,_^<
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Exactly.
And it's any good.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hehe
somehow reminds me of Bill Posters

did he ever get prosecuted?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Bill Stickers took the rap for him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# good old Bill Stickers
heard he's related to Bill Removers
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Has a brother in the army
Private Entry
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I read about that somewhere, yes
same regiment as General Failure, right?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# arf
he'd be feeling even better if he'd had Nurofegg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# What is a Nurofegg??
Pray tell
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# The ultimate hangover cure!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Ha ha Fucking YES
That would cure me right up every time. (possibly with a bit o pickle on th side)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
# i think these are far better


:D but then i have shares in them
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# DAMNED SOULS
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Hahaha excellent.
That's a wonderful painting, who is it by?

Edit: aha, someone else said Lucian Freud, that's who I was thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# hahahahah
win
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# hahahaha`
even though i could see it coming i stil laughed like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Great post, great actor.
On a similar note:

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Ha ha you loon
That man has the perfect comedy face
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# .
comedy sex
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hahahaha woo! :D
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Is bridge wobbling really one of his civic duties...?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# New Wii Bridge!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Pissage
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Invisible Wii Remote + Nunchuk
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# yes
now apply that motion to boobies and we are all happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Aww
He's like the Fonz with Parkinson's
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Luvly
Jubbly, wibbly wobbly tiem. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# arf MOAR MAGENTA!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# achtung prototype ginger fuhrer angriff!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# That's woo
Is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# yes.
for atari Lynx: hitler and the unwanted child
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *orders twelfty*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# it's not that special
it's a basic MMMMPORGLOL FPS point and Click Trainplatform game.

With 3rd reich person view
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# who wouldn't want to play that.
woo this, woo that.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# ME LIKEY BOUNCY ME LIKEY BOUNCY
/family guy

This is dead woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# aahahahahahahahahahahah
fucking too right!!!!

*clicks and then clicks some more*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# massive woo
and some yay
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# hehejhehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I love this!
But I think the hair flies upwards just a tad too early - it looks as though he's flicking it up with conscious effort rather than the wind doing it. Dunno how quick that would be to fix, though; I've never attempted animation that sophisticated.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Space... Captain Kirks Final Front Ear.

(Bin Dun?)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 19 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Yeah...
by my Great Grandad!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I demand fotage of previous front ears.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
#
Don't do the Captain's Log
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# No more open bottles, eh?
no more open bottles
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Ibraheem's Fish & Chips?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# ris is so much easier type
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 11:07, archived)
# check the shape of the yellow circle line
...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# tis a bit fast n small,
although despite having the fortune not to be a lawndener i think i get it


:)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Ibraheem's Fish & Chips?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# heheh!
sorry for the TJ, but has anyone had any issues uploading pics to b3ta's image thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# nope
well, not in the past half an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# nope..don't use it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Ibraheem's Fish & Chips?
i don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# oh well
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# mayo ondon
i still dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 19 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Ahem...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# "grrrr" that bitch!
yeeeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# oh kinky
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# angry sexy tiem!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# She LAAAAVS IT THE SLEAAAAAAAGGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Very nicely shopped...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Cheers for that
Fresh! How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# It's going great, thanks.
This fatherhood lark is a right laugh. I love it! :D
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Ooh fine
Got my shorts on like a tool and it's freezin'. How old is the wee bairn? Sleeping much?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# He'll be six weeks old tomorrow.
Sleep? Hahahahahahaha!!!! I remember sleep. I think I really liked it...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Ahh bless...
Mine's 12 in September and I find Strong Lager helps you sleep :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# may as well get this out of the way...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *repeatedly clicks for uncensored*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# haha
god no, I look far too creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# well, congrats then i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# do i want to know what that is in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I'm saving this for hometime.
IT BETTER HAVE COCK IN IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# it doesnt
:(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Well that's your day fucked then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# it is
I like to start the day with Mighty Nibus' cock. But my hidden cam has failed and he's too shy to post his cock for 15,000.

I think I'll have to make do with eating a croissant and trying not to linger on the facts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I hereby promise to post my cock for 50k
but I will be well over 40 by then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Ourobouros FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# haha
I'd have to be very pissed for that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# WE HAVE MEANS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ok
I shall hold you to that.

of course, in this case "to that" refers to your cock and "you" should read "your".

I don't know why I'm so homosexually horny today. I think it's your hairiness and the fact that I can't quite work out what I'm looking at in the above pic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# hold this thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# *sound of tyres screeching out of a carpark*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Oooooh Oi tort de world aaaaf you
*sings*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# you've lost me again
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Cranberries.
Linger.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# ah right
I didn't get it because you wrote it in a cockney accent.

They're irish.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Yeah because you're such an authority
on a southern accent.

*puts up dukes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I don't want to look at someone else's cock
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# But that's what the internet is for.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# No it's for looking at boobies
and other stuff I can't manage in real life.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# You can't manage boobs?
They're very obedient.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# No one will let me
this is a perpetual source of disappointment to me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# If you didn't ignore the nakedness then you are a homo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I didnt click for bigger
I clicked for cock.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hairy fleshy appendages
I love Mondays
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I didn't
edit: naughty ninja.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# congratulations on your indefatigable heterosexuality.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# He's an Aussie
They're all heteros over there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# due to the bad prison experiences of their ancestors?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Except that guy who wishes he was Kylie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Even HE is hetero
Just a very confused one, admittedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Have you conducted a survey?
Did you use SCIENCE?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Yep
The last aussie I shagged up the wrong 'un was married.

He was hetero too.

SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Did you steal his virginity?
Botty virginity, naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Not sure
Don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# rectalhymen exists?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# The first time feels different.
AHEM I mean I don't know. Dix?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# bumminglols
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# wait a minute!
How would you know, you haven't got a penis, or a bum hole. The mrs says ladies don't have them, hence i can't put anything in it.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# THE GOLDEN RULE BRUCE
NO POOFTAAAAAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# This is going to get linked off my profile
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I'M A SHE.
You know this to be true. I've got all the correct appendages and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# yeah, i, yeah.
clearly
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# woo and congrats!
im getting far too close to 10,000 for my own good!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Hearty congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Yay!
*clicks*

huh?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Where's the nekkid?
There are alluring glimpses but I want, nay, demand, full frontal noW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# CONGRATUWHERETHEFUCKISTHECOCKYOUBIGTEASERLATIONS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# best reply
EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# congrats
i'm not sure what it is, but i'm certain i don't want it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# 19th May - Spaaaaaaaaaceeee
(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# niiiiiiiiice!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Lovely - could do with more Piiiiiiigs Iiiiinnn
but still very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# That's blummin ace, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# tour de space!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# mandatorythat'snomoon
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# most excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Have another of these:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Oooh lovely.
I've got one of your images as my wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Cor!
*blushes and shuffles foots*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Tis a green one with a tree.
It's well nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Ah!
Composite 1, mayhap?

I was well pleased with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Aye, that's the one.
You should be, it's bloody lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Ooooh pretty!
Tribs' Dagobah/Surrey is my perennial wallpaper fave, but *nabs for future variety*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Hahahaha Dagobah, Surrey would be a great address. Got a link?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Humm they all used to be in his profile
but he seems to have had a clearout. Try this in my b3tards (200-odd k)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Oh yes marvellous
I remember that from the compo. Absolutely wonderful stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I love it
particularly when people come up to my computer and start talking about the picture - who's the artist, etc. etc., without even noticing the fact that there's an X-wing parked in the pond =D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# ZOMFG STARTING A THREAD WITH AN ORIGINAL PIECE OF PHOTOSHOPPERY?!!?1ONE!
You clearly do not understand the purpose of this board - this is for links and inane comments.

Most woosome - tres Frank Miller :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Thank you.
This is my aim. My photos, his style.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:26, archived)
# A fine goal in life...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# thats nice!!
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# i do like this sort of work
i must get out there with my camera and take some moody pics...!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# niiiicee!
love the contrast-yness of it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:26, archived)
# where is this?
it's like that Jack the Ripper film with Heather Graham's terrible Oirish accent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Baaaaath.
Outside the Green Tree pub, while engaged in Smoking and Considering Things.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Atmospheric and pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# these are awesomes
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Morning all! Mr Cheeks wants to share his biscuit with you...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# aaaaw bless 'im :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# AW! Woo!
I was playing with my best mate's hammie (that may not be one, I'm shit at rodents) last night- Dillinger. He's a fucking fat mentalcase, proper EXTREEEEEEEEEME hamster. Likes falling from great heights. He's lovely though, and is my fuzzy wee nephew.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# falling from great heights?
Are you sure it's not a lemming?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 19 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# It's not pixellated...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# does he have an Escape Plan
lololol11!11
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *smacks forehead*
Dillinger EP VS Gen Patton covering Aphex's Come To Daddy is the BEST COVER EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:19, archived)
# zomg
that must be fucking brutal, must track it down
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:19, archived)
# It's brutal as hell
I really, really wish we'd have done it first. Well, obviously, being in the same room as Patton (although all I'd probably do is hold him down and lick his face, babbling incoherently about how he is a GOD and I'm not WORTHY and can I have his BABY please)


I prefer it to the original, which is saying something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:21, archived)
# sweeeeet
Not got into the DEP yet, but should get some of their stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:22, archived)
# You really, really should.
One of the top ten bands of the past ten years, IMO. Constantly innovative and fresh.

CIGGIE TIME! *runs off gleefully*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Kayeeeewt!
Got nothing against well-shopped dark stuff, but this is more my cup of tea for a Monday morning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# awww morning fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *snorts*
Ningles, our kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# 'lo!
I want to go home already :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Fucking tell me about it.
*glowers at colleagues and flatly refuses to do anything*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Would

*With Gaffa-Tape?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# munch
now I'm hungry

'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Mr Cheeks is a killer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Poisoned biscuit?
You may have noticed he hasn't actually taken a bite from it...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:20, archived)
# splendid


have you got it yet?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:18, archived)
# love this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Morning g!
Have I got my Lofty T-Shirt yet? No. But I'd forgotten it's coming from USA, so it'll be a while yet.

Edit: Your titty hamster is wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# morning.
you should get it very soon as it's been a couple of weeks since you ordered they usually say 14-20 days.

edit/ not as good as your biscuit eating hamster
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Groovy!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Awwww
*clicks*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# morning


edit : as people are hiding this thread - i declare it - post your grosses pics thread!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Lush.
That's making me hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# i jsut had a doughnut
it was great!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# It was until I saw that!

Ning RJ
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# ning wobbles!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# cripes
this troubles me.
Top work as ever. Nice to see you posting more darkness of late. Your nicer art was shit*

*- may be inaccurate.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# goes and cries/slits wrists!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I think you should just shop some slits onto your wrists
actually slitting them would appear less realistic :D

*fellates*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# i cut my fingers off once
cutting my nails
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:59, archived)
# oh fuck
this makes me think of the pain olympics.

I feel uneasy. I need to go outside.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:01, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:02, archived)
# uggghhh
someone posted some screens of that on a fairly friendly forum, thinking it would be funny...

Now ive seen some pretty bad stuff, but that was DAMN sick, and that was just the stills...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:05, archived)
# was it as painful as last wednesday? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Oooh, is is rotting maggoty half hour? *

And A woo to your super maggoty munchy eye, sir.
*All drinks half price
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# uughhh...
that gives me the willies
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Pffft ...
So does your boyfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:58, archived)
# lucky git!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:00, archived)
# nice
finger-pain

edit : i love the worm under the skin - great job!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:57, archived)
# * Nuff now..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Oh tell me it's Britney!?!
Nice work sah!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:58, archived)
# hehehehe
no just some deviantart person :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:00, archived)
# aaargh!! O.O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:59, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:01, archived)
# great stuff, rev :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:01, archived)
# thank ya!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:02, archived)
# oh, most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:05, archived)
# woo
thank ya!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:08, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Absolutely gorgeous.
You make the best kind of porn.

*shouldn't be here*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# hehehee
if that turns u on - look here www.flickr.com/photos/revjessecuster/sets/72157594395972956/

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# You really are very good.
If I do ever get into porn directing and somehow convince Giger and Barker to do some amazing movie with me, you're doing the box artwork. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:18, archived)
# i'd love to
i keep thinking about directing a porn film - but i'd probably need money to do it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:19, archived)
# *high fucking five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:22, archived)
# hehheh
horror porn for the win!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:24, archived)
# seriously dude, I'm trying to eat
nicely done though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# WUSS.
I ate a sandwich watching two girls one cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Nutella?
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Something and mustard.
Beef, I think.


Mmmmm. Beef.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# This thread is seriously fucked
Gonna have to hide it I'm afraid before I lose my breakfast :(

sorry chap
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# drops to knees
nooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo...

offers oral sex....
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Ah, fired up Firefox with Adblock - all is well :)
So, about that offer...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:26, archived)
# any time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# puts on shoes
and gets a taxi to dixon's place :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Make us a cuppa when you get there
I'll be home at 7pm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry]

Clickerifibigification
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I refuse to click for bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 19 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# click for smaller would be a good option
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# How does she....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Noone knows how she manages to have sex with Guy Ritchie no
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 19 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# That poor man.
All that money and fame, for absolutely nothing. Pfffft ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# do coke?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I nose what you did
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha! That's like a pun! Because you "knows" what they did
And she's got no nose, so you said "I NOSE what you did", and ...

What?

Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Oh nose.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 9:59, archived)
# From your head down to your toe-oo-oes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# *Fuck Nose...

N I N G B O A R D !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I will just leave this here if I may?


This is the better version with no scanlines that the little cock had deleted.

Sorry for repeat..
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# that ace!
:D woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Only shopped images please...
... and other over-used generic replies.
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# There is no order on this internets
everybody's doing it now!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:06, archived)
# That's quite enough of that now ;)
In other news, posted on /links over the weekend - lots of b3ta users' work featured in The Sun on Saturday. Fortune, glory, no royalties...

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1175034.ece
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:08, archived)
# I told their mums!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Knew I could count on you!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Their mums just got their norks out!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# milky
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# the rotters!
most un-sporting of them
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:12, archived)
# I don't get the queen one
I might email them a RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 19 May 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Superman 2
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 19 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
# It looks like the 2d prison things
from superman.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
# I dont think they did either...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:18, archived)
# HaHa - This^

Go-on email them a RIS and see what they come back with...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I didn't see tags on any of those.
Have they been naughtily de-tagging?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 19 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Brianftangs
still had a tag, but most have been de-tagged.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Mine was not tagged
...never considered that anything I'd do would actually be worth nicking. Might have to invest in some taggage...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:17, archived)
# not by the look of it, quite a few of those entries weren't tagged in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Ningles
How are you getting on with Nutz?
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:45, archived)
# i am suitably outraged
mostly because nobody nicks anything of mine and i could do with a few quid, at this rate i'll have to do some proper work.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:16, archived)
# This is very un-braw :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:17, archived)
#
If you right click any of them they have the cheek for it to pop up with a note saying they have copyright
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# i'm sure peter blake et al will be pleased about that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:26, archived)
# You are currently experiencing BASTWANK
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 19 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# saw an ad for smooth fM
which basically took the challenge idea and filmed it, lazy fucking ad execs
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:39, archived)
# has anyone posted comments on the site paying out the stole images?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Im about to.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Just dun it.
"The Sun steals images from website B3ta.com and passes it off as journalism - that's the real story."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:02, archived)
# sweet I can't access the site properly at the moment.
My ISP busted a cap in my arse and it is so bloody slow...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 10:10, archived)
# You dropped this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:09, archived)
# FUCK
OFF
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# shouldn't this be at the top
?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# probably,
but you can't have everything in life.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:12, archived)
# LET YOUR HAIR DOWN
LET US PUT THE LAMP SHADE ON OUR HEADS. LET US STAND ON THE FURNITURE AND TALK IN OUTSIDE VOICES.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
# yes, brillo pad eating squid dance like bowling pins, etc.
*keeps hair well up
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:16, archived)
# SO MUCH HOSTILITY
IT MARKS YOU AS A VERY INSECURE PERSON.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# wah wah
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Farking Bassturds
Non of it was my work but they don't even credit the site! What's the point of a purile digital arts community if you can't get a little respect now and again!
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:14, archived)
# posting talk on the gayshifted board is probably alright if you
are Dr Dylexia or SPN because most people who care that threads start with images have them on ignore already.

Gayshift finished maybe about an hour ago...so post a picture nubcake.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 9:17, archived)
# ANARCHY!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# no
just no
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# GET PISSED, DESTROY!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
#
ooh, id forgotten about the ignore button
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 19 May 2008, 9:23, archived)
# It's so much more ammusing not to use it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# People who use the ignaore button are cunts
I make this comment safe in the knowledge that anyone with myself on ignore won't read it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *ignores
not rly, i can never bring myself to ignore, you just never know when the nuisance will turn into a funneh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:39, archived)
# oh hai hanke
top post - more of this sort of thing!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:25, archived)
# hey Zank
I'm doin my best, man
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Somebody save us!
This can't be happening!

*pinches self*

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# but it is.....
and its brilliant in its simplicity!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# lol internets
twat
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# lol twat
internets
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# what a fucking pioneer
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:48, archived)
# yep, the day shift is here all right
just shut the board down during day shift, they're all cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
#


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:05, archived)
# You ruined the thing I was doing
but your picture is fuckin ace, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Well if it's any consolation
Your /talk post above will speed it's being pushed off the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:14, archived)
# internet died.
it got internet cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 May 2008, 6:29, archived)
# SAVE THAT CANCER!
IT DOESN'T GROW ON TREES, YOU KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 19 May 2008, 6:35, archived)
# We posted until it died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 May 2008, 6:40, archived)
# this day shall go down in infamy.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 May 2008, 6:46, archived)
# We just couldn't stop posting even when the internet stopped screaming and went all quiet.
We posted until it died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 May 2008, 6:55, archived)
# a bortion to the interent's daughter which shall be our chosen one.
who will become the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 May 2008, 7:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 19 May 2008, 7:02, archived)
# der jesus,
how could the internet got cancer so how is that when the internet is a cancer.

love,

doc tordys lexia
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 May 2008, 7:05, archived)
# Cancer? In my hate-machine?
    It's more likely than you think.
            [Click Here]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 19 May 2008, 7:08, archived)
# Fuck, I'll go then.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 7:27, archived)
# Talk's that a-way >>>>>>>>
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2008, 8:17, archived)
# It was 2 hours ago - gayshift time
let them off
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 19 May 2008, 8:26, archived)
# no
b3ta's too inconsistent. Who gets t o decide whats hilarious gay shift activity and what's trolling, how are noobs meant to learn!

Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 8:55, archived)
# THE REAL QESTION IS:
ARE YOU READY TO ROLL WITH THE CRU?

SOLEMN APPLICANTS ONLY, PLZ.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 May 2008, 8:59, archived)
# I refuse to roll
so you can just fondle my balls, GENTLY tho.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# INTERESTING FACT:
You don't get to decide what happens here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:47, archived)
# i know
your point?

Mine is that it's unfair for regulars to do this sort of thing and then criticise noobs for not understanding that it's not common practice.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Talk to the people that criticise.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# ok
yawn
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Internet is dies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 May 2008, 8:48, archived)
# OH NO! YOU STARTED A THREAD WITHOUT AN IMAGE!
THE WORLD IS GOING TO DEAD!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 19 May 2008, 8:56, archived)
# QUICK! TO THE BUNKER AND ALL THAT!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 19 May 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Does Internet need a jump start?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Its morning now in britainland
I want to get to work and see a shopped ningkitten. not this empty nothing-ness

NINGKITTEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 19 May 2008, 9:01, archived)
# This is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# FUNNY COMICS
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 May 2008, 3:45, archived)
# funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 May 2008, 3:46, archived)
# if you say so, dear
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 19 May 2008, 3:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 19 May 2008, 5:15, archived)
# THE TREASURE IS INSIDE ALL OF US.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 May 2008, 3:57, archived)
# IT LIVES ON IN OUR HOPES AND DREAMS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 May 2008, 3:58, archived)
# SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT WE ARE ALL TREASURE HUNTERS
IN SEARCH FOR THE MISSING GOLD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 May 2008, 3:59, archived)
# DO I JUST NEED TO BELIEVE?
I AM BELIEVING SO HARD THIS TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 May 2008, 4:01, archived)
# OTHERS SAY THAT THE GOLD IS NOT MISSING
AND THAT IT IS IN THE FIRST PLACE WE LOOK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 May 2008, 4:03, archived)
# MAYBE WE ALL JUST NEED TO LOOK HARDER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 May 2008, 4:03, archived)
# LOOKING OUT FOR THE NAZI INSIDE OF ALL OF US.
THE BEAUTIFUL PRECIOUS NAZI GOLD THAT I LOVE. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 May 2008, 4:06, archived)
# I MET A HOOKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD
I TORE IT OUT AND SOLD IT FOR DRUG MONEY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 May 2008, 4:13, archived)
# IT'S ROUGH
IN THE BUTT


PROSTITUTE BUSINESS
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 May 2008, 4:18, archived)
# I IS THE HOOKER WITH THE COAL BUILT HEART THAT MAKES GOD EXIST.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 May 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I HAVE LOCKED MY KEYS
INSIDE THE CAR OF MY SOUL.

I PRODUCE VENOMOUS BROWN LIQUID WHEN THREATENED OR SUPRISED.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 May 2008, 4:54, archived)
# MY SOUL CAR WAS REAR ENDED BY A FUNK TRUCK.
SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 May 2008, 4:59, archived)
# DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE OF LOL
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 May 2008, 4:03, archived)
# MY CAR IS A LOL IS A UKE OF LOL IS MATH.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 May 2008, 4:07, archived)
# I HAVE A HEAD
IT'S FULL OF WEE
AND DISEASE
AND KKKELSEE GRAMAR
AND THAT'S HOW I BRING IT
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 May 2008, 4:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 May 2008, 4:59, archived)
# PIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS COMING FROM MY AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 May 2008, 5:20, archived)
# pisscumass.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 May 2008, 5:24, archived)
# hahaha
I animated something and would upload it but I don't have image ready and youtube fucked it up.

YOU GUYS JUST NEED TO BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY IT'S FUCKING AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 May 2008, 5:32, archived)
# i believe.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 19 May 2008, 5:34, archived)
# I have faith in you hanke.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 19 May 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Thanks, fellas
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 May 2008, 6:05, archived)
# Hello.
I have been drinking scotch and discussing philosophy with my friend since 10 o'clock yesterday.

It is now 4:15 and I can hear birds singing.

Wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 4:16, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 19 May 2008, 4:29, archived)
# linkfied to disguise a subtle plot element


Click for bigger (93KB)

5
4
3
Episodes 1 & 2 double length pilot
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:41, archived)
# hurrah!
oh, and a woo! as well.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Thank you
just for being my favourite person ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:44, archived)
# I started writing a screenplay for a Geoff the squirrel Flash movie
but it's just going to be too much work
:(((((
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:46, archived)
# WADDAYOUDOINONERE!?
Gaarn,
get back t' /talk you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I'm posting cartoons of squirrel-based murder and cross-species necrophilia
is there a law against that now?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:47, archived)
# only if it invlolves a turtle
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:55, archived)
# there's a tortoise!
in episode 2!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Yea.. well done

*Bloody Rabit needed it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 May 2008, 7:42, archived)
# Pah!
It'll never catch on.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 May 2008, 8:30, archived)
# bumming dead rabbits is the new bumming drugged squirrels
all the cool kids are doing it
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 19 May 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Hahaha
REVENGE!

EDIT: OI! Put your double length pilot away!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 8:54, archived)
# random midnight faffing
awake for nearly 24hrs at this point. worked for 12 of em. not too sure where i'm going with this.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:39, archived)
# this would be a good fire for the roasting of marmosets
and panda burgers
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 19 May 2008, 3:01, archived)
# Actually that made em think
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 8:54, archived)
# the gentle male silver back sips bollinger, while his female looks on, perhaps hoping to share in his find
this is possibly the last breeding pair in the area, so it's imperative the female consumes enough alcohol to be receptive to his advances.


so, so very wrong.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# fucking hell!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 2:25, archived)
# ^this^
(i couldn't bear replying directly -- it just feels wrong somehow)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:36, archived)
# somehow the reality is worse than the tattyshop.
for real :(
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:45, archived)
# FS with orange tan..
Orange tan..

Not nice..woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:25, archived)
# It needs more Goatse.
Because anything wrong is never wrong enough.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:28, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!
really, that's a case of one (shipment of) pie too many
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

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