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Ning all!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

topical toap

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

Haha :D

Ning!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

Strange things

Good morning everyone :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

good morning Walrus Man

good morning strange things^TM

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

fuck yes!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

*breaks out the crayons*

'ningles!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

brilliant as ever

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

Good 'nings!

I like this. Well done you!

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

oooh,

muchly awesome!
Woo!
'clickety click'

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

Wonderful things :)

*click*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

Turkish emigrants celebration

Glad to have them toeterturken-rot-op

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

I do not understand

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

You're not the only one...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

nor i

*has no ace RIS image*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)

that you wiht more hair o_O

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)

Haha, nope!

I've never had more hair =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

localised alopecia?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

Isn't that like saying "razed to the ground"? ;)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

DEM TURKS GOTS THE MONAY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)

Ga weg.

en blijf weg.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)

Yalnzca koer yemek yerim

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)

Racism from Belgians

It's a wrong within a wrong.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

it's just him really.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

'fraid that s a big RIS there...

...it's not another nationalist statement, is it?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)

Yeah...

www.voorpost.org/

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

you've spelt "immeeigrantz" wrong

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

This tastes really bad to me...

click for bigger

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Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

Not for sale in Florida or Australia.

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

I bet that tastes salty!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

Possibly less retarded but ten times angrier.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

really nicely done

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)

^this

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

^that

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)

Thanks people...

By the way...don't drink it...it could give you a 4 year hangover!

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Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

terrifc work

is bush light an euphmism for a hollywood or a brazillion?

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The Tig and me, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)

Brazilian, you say? As in the uber-rare Brazilian Tarantula?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)

i love the old jokes..

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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The Tig and me, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

hahahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)

HAHAH!

very well done, that!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

nicely :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

Excellent stuff :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

I was REALLY bored at w*rk yesterday...

...so I drew you all a picture in Paint.

But then I couldn't get online to post it O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

wooness!

i like how the sky isn't one block of colour.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

*tilts monitor*

Oooooo, you're not wrong...

Aceness!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

i never am wrong!!

NEVER!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

I didn't think you were, I've just got a very dark monitor...

*tilts*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

BASK IN MY RIGHTNESS NORMIES!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

tilts your rightness

rights your tiltness

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

I thought I'd been wrong once

But it was a mistake

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

erk!

ooooh...
i feel sea-sick now...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

OI DOOM

Hello lovely!

So, tell me of this gig putting on thing...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)

'ello Cap'n!

As in the gigs I'm putting on meself?

Well, there's one on the 9th of July that we've got all the bands for now...

After that it's September 11th, and yes, I suggested the obvious flyer image. We've got one band, kind of shouty indie thing, but looking for more...

What I'd really like to do is get your lot on with someone noisy like Part Chimp, but they're not getting back to me...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

Well just so you know we are:

-Sort of post-metal in the ISIS, Pelican, Una Corda (yay Brum) style

-fucking LOUD. Seriously. I turned my amp up to 4 yesterday, for a laugh.

-Lovely, cuddly little creatures. Well, I am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

well done on being loud.

I am surprisingly stealthy for a man of my size, and when turned up to 4 can still sneak past and adorable snoozing doormouse without a-wakening him.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

Not me, I'm plugged into a big box of noisyloud.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUIND OF

REALLY LOUD AND AWESOME ROCK

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

Rock!

After all, it's been ages since I dragged this out... =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)

Imb

_{That was meant to look like a devil-horns-type-rock-salute but it just looks like I want to say IBM and am a shift-less spacker who can't spell.}

P.s. how does one do BIG text on /board? <big> works on preview but not on board.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)

\m/

I have no idea. I can do italic and bold...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)

I can do

_Subscriptsmall normal and ^superscript as well as bold and italic, but not large apparently.*

*that's what she said.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

underline

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

I've heard your band, and I liked it, despite the hugely compressed myspace compressyness....

You'll never be as loud as My Bloody Valentin on friday though...

128.9 decibels...

That's obscene.

But yes, when we have appropriate bands to put you on with, you're coming to London and being damn well paid for the privelege. :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

PAID?!

Hah, I thought you'd say that about MBV- I wouldn't know. Yes, the myspace files were crap, bloody filesize limits. We can't help making songs that are too long....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

Well, you're travelling, it's only fair.

MBV - the equivalent of standing inside a jet engine at take off. They did a noise thing for 20-30 minutes at the end at that volume. Incredible.

I always listen to the song and not the mp3 quality, and I enjoyed the song. As I said to KM, 9/11 half b3ta bash / gig?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)

I shall discuss with the chappy chaps

although I can't foresee a problem- when I mentioned it yesterday they seemed up for it.

Could be that they weren't listening though, they never bloody listen to me. Or stop noodling. Buggers.

I love them, but they're noisy icky boys. BLEURGH.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

in my head you are now the subject of a Tenacious D song

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooonder booooy.... won't you take me far away from the chappy chaps noooooowwww...."

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)

Well, I've mentioned it to my co-promoter as well...

If he's up for it then it'll be a kind of b3ta gig with shouty indie headliners, so that the others can pile into the drinks... :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

they're busy with half a banana

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

Time for workness

Tell us where n when

Be good no fightin while I'm out and tidy your rooms

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

my room's so tidy you can see the carpet

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

Do you need some sort of metal/industrial band for the September one?

Assuming we've found a drummer by then... O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

I can drum*

_{*have never tried}

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)

At least you're willing, that'll do me

Sign here... no need to read that small stuff, just sign.

*offers contract*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

*signs*

*feels strange stirring in pit of soul*
*makes cup of tea*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)

Well, we're trying to keep it similar styles together,,,

that way you don't get all the indie kids fucking off once something heavier comes on...

Perhaps a Prof / Cap'n double header, make it into a B3ta event and pack the place tho...

Hmmm...

Get yourself a drummer, the combo of two fine b3ta bands and that date is too good an opportunity to miss.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

I've just emailed the rest of the band

I'm definitely interested, and I'm pretty sure they'll be too, providing we can get a drummer by then.

We may not have enough stuff to be part of a double-header though, might need to go on a little earlier...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)

Well, I figured have the indie shouty types as headliners...

that way the b3tans can pile into the booze once they've played and see out the evening in safety.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

Make your songs longer

Our normal 30-40 minute set is TWO SONGS!

Yay for pretentiousness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

If they can't get a drummer

we could play :D

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

This shall also be bourne in mind :)

I hope my co-promoter likes the idea now...

*nervous of possibly having to offend loads of b3tards*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

no offence will be taken at all.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

^ what he said

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

aye, this

if we don't gig, we don't gig. We'll just annoy the cows every Monday, makes nae difference.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

In that case....

*gets a bit overexcited prematurely*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

YAY

Prof- is it WellFired that'd be playing?

YAY!

Fathoms, Wayland the Smith *remembered*, WellFired...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

well remembered

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

\o/

You got a demo CD yet?

I wish to give it a proper peruse with my earlets.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

Summer we'll cut one

mate works at a posh school with a load of ridiculously pro new music gear, gonna be his practice project.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

Nicely nicely

Consider me a paying customer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

a billion pounds plz

fancy advanced copy

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

I has 13p.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

DONE

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

\o/

*chucks in your general direction*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

*catches

*blows on sherbert

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

Nope, Well-Fired are no more

It'll be Obsidia =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)

That big thing at the top doesn't work for me.

Bloody work computer, bloody flash, bloody 'you aren't an administrator'.

Well actually, Mr Computer, I am. Just not a boy one in jeans.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

That's the music player...

Although there's only one really really rough demo on there at the moment...

I have a couple of tracks I could email you when I get home?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

\o/

Have you got my email address?

Oh hang on, you've got my work one.

Firstnamesurname @ hotmail.co.uk

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

Needs more Trees!

* How rude of me... WOO

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

He's cut them all down to keep his fire going...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

what fire?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

there's smoke coming from the chimney

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)

Damn My eyes

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

*damns*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)

Hahaha - Are you fuckin mad?

*Doesn't see the chimney?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

just a little....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

It's over there ---->

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

Looks --- ( ...o) ( ...o)

* Oh yea!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

Yay for nighttime!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

BURT!!

WHERE'S MY DINNER!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

Don't EVER watch the last episode.

Seriously.

It's fucking horrible and mean and it made me cry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

why?

what happens?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

Rog dies

and they're just stood over him going 'Why won't Rog wake up? Rog, wake up. What's going on? Rog won't wake up...'

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

thats awful!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

I don't even know what program it is and that made me get that feeling in my eyes O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)

Trapdoor!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)

you should have stayed until after the end credits

they showed that Rog didn't die after all :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

Really?!

Seriously!?

I'll watch it when I get home if that's the case.

Oh Archie, I could kiss you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

bookmark this for later...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0AT4ilMdio

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)

Oh Archie, you loveable scamp...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

I've been called many things in my time

'loveable scamp' is new to the list :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

"The great white rape"

was probasbly your best, and most public, monkier.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

i think "the great white monkier" is a better name

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

*monkies*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)

I've seen the glint in Fiona Bruce's eyes when she reads that name out on Crimewatch

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

Well you most certainly are one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

really?!

YAY!!
*is happy again*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)

^_^

silly captain

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

i don't likes it

_{edit: tweenorama baby}

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

Cheer up.

Nighttime's great - best of all the covers.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

I wish that the grass was that lovely shade of veridian all the time

ningles prof! Your lovely half get my text?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

that's a bit off... surely they're BOTH the lovely half?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

She's lovely, he's wuvvly.

Both are adorable, and I have cuddled both.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)

and me!!

did the powder get rid of the rash...
apologies again...
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

Mornin Cap'n

Didn't see you over there

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

Good good

Jus' checkin' loike :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

Yay, 'ning!

*handseats*

Er, I don't know. When did you send it?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

Couple of days ago, I forgot to till then.

Re gas prices.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

Alaska!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)

haha!!

mobile over the fence chat!!
'ohh! have you seen the price of gas?'
'ohh yes, it's awful!'
'ohh my frank says it's because they're running out!'
'ohh no!'

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

this is new one on me

i posted a piccy of a boaty before i snoozed last night
and its still on the board when i awaken for my breakfast

oh and woo to paint picture too

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

yay for paint :)

also, anyone in a roughly surrey/south west london area got a job for me? things are getting desperate *weak smile*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

what sort of thing?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

to be honest anything at the moment. i'm not really picky

i just need to have sort out £500 for the 1st of august for rent.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

That's smashing :D

You've got mad paint skills

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

Have this; for the usual, most obvious reasons:

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

*curls lip*

thank you very much

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

Shorely you mean...

athangyou vere much?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

ithankyew!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

Or, in posh

"Eyethenkyew!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

eye think yew

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

I quite like the idea of writing "I want" on a product

I'd probably use more butter if it had "I want butter" written on it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

Hold on, I've nearly finished the

"I want to give money to Mockingbird" range.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

Would the "I want more baby oil" product range would make you use more baby oil?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

probably

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

THIS IS A GREAT IDEA

But Christ Almighty, sticking "I want more Viscount biscuits" on a pack of Viscount biscuits would lead to massive obesity.

in my house

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

the text also is shrink wrapped?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

I know!

It's amazing what you can do these days!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

I WANT SHRINK WRAPPED TEXT

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

I want

a spunk ridden Elvis.

(no seriously, he was hot)

(

spaceage, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

Look out! It's Tuesday!!!

(

Ninj, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

Would, wouldn't, have.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

What an amazing coincidence!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

Not really, that third one's been round the block a few times....

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

But...

...she told me she loved me O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

no,

she said 'i love you LONG TIME'

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

something that's always puzzled me on that...

If I'm done in 30 seconds, how can she love me any longer?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

You're fried

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

that sounds a bit kinky, even for me...

I'm all for a bit of pain, but being cooked alive doesn't appeal...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

she put her strap-on on.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

Nice beard, something to hang onto... etc

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

suprisingly this is actually sexier than the Sugababes

they make me do a sickup

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

hahaha!!

*prints*
i'm just... popping off for minute..

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

~~popping~~ pulling

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

(Captain Black, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)

The Doctor look slightly scary in that?

* Woo

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)

Who's got 50p for the meter?

All the lights have gone out again.

I think that's woo!

(

Joliet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)

i likes that!

a bit of a scary doctor!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)

Cor, that's rather splendid!

*clicks*

Also:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

I've been away for a bit...

and cruised by since I realised my 6yr is coming up. Congrats on being my first 'I like this'!

:-)

(

Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

Posted with permission

A bit of colouring practice. Thanks Jolly Jack :D

(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:40, archived)

Yes - Wins!

What a way to start the day!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:42, archived)

Ningaling all!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:57, archived)

highly woosome!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:44, archived)

Ives - How are you?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:52, archived)

this

with added "leave a message I'll be back with you shortly"

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:04, archived)

*waits for beep*

hello?
freebs, it's ivesb, i just wanted to say hi and i'm fin-beep-
damn!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)

Haha

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

i'm good me old mucker!!

makes a change!
=)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)

*Man Hugs

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)

*man kisses*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)

* Barfs a little

* Have said it before! NO TOUNGS!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

nice colourage :)

but may be a tad on the big side for some

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:55, archived)

^ all of this

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:57, archived)

its bigger than big

i can feel the bandwidth being sucked outta me

(

The Tig and me, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)

excellent stuff!

might be an idea to optimise and then edit the post!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)

I like the background

Yay!

(

Joliet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)

Nicely =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)

brown paper how come you feel so rough

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:29, archived)

who was the old face?

arf!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:34, archived)

Roy Hattersley

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)

good old roy.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:38, archived)

Pour homme or femme?

I was just trying to find some good paperbag art but DA is being all the gey!

'nings all

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:40, archived)

pour les deux

'nings Tan

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:41, archived)

I'm sure the ducks will love it!

'ning!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:54, archived)

That face looks comfortably portable

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:57, archived)

it becomes portable when carried ;P

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)

\0/

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:06, archived)

24th June - Fishing in a sea of treacle in my lucky blue pants

As requested by Clansoul

(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:12, archived)

oooh

thats wallpaper worthy that is
a-woo to the yay

(

Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:14, archived)

hell yeah! That is some loveliness right there!

'ning /board

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:16, archived)

cor this is lovely use of colours

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:25, archived)

i hope a treacle shark doesn't eat him!!

=D
woosome!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)

hello chap

y'alreet?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:30, archived)

i'm good my friend!!

how art thou this cloudy morn?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:32, archived)

nae bad

I've been in the office for an hour and a half and no bugger's turned up yet

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:33, archived)

give 'em five minutes then go home.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:34, archived)

I don't think anyone's due until 9

which means I get 2 hours in the morning to play games in

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:44, archived)

*high fives*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:47, archived)

It's piranha infested treacle,

sharks infest custard.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:30, archived)

*slaps forehead*

don't correct me!
=)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:33, archived)

Morning sir! I trust you are well?
I was awoken early by the ladyfriend and I can't sleep now, so I'm off to watch some Dr Who!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:34, archived)

this latest series is a bit crap..

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:38, archived)

Hey...who turned out the lights? I'm really enjoying it.

Especially the Moffat written ones, like the Library double bill.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:45, archived)

i missed that one..

the ones i've seen have been a bit crap so i've been drifting in and out.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:46, archived)

Awesome! :D

And it's a great first thing to see ^_^

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:29, archived)

Ace!

can I request he catch me a big cayke?

WOo!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:41, archived)

Lovely. Just...lovely.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 9:06, archived)

Apologies in advance

Morning

/nhs whine

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:54, archived)

Aargh - the eyes!

Has a raven poked 'em out or what?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 6:00, archived)

Frankly, if public sector pay is enough to even to...

...speak of it in the context of a national economy, you're
fucked already.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 6:19, archived)

Alistair Starling?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 6:25, archived)

BEAK

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)

That can't be the chancellor;

the bill is too small.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 7:10, archived)

pfft

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 7:14, archived)

*checks wallet*

*moths have died of starvation*
DAMN YOU NHS!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:39, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:35, archived)

Is she frozen?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:36, archived)

Her name's Alice.

You work it out.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:38, archived)

I DIDN'T ASK HOW TALL SHE WAS

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:40, archived)

50ft

obviously.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:41, archived)

THAT'S NOT WHAT THE SONG SAYS

GO ASK HER.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:42, archived)

Alice?

Alice?

WTF is Alice?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:42, archived)

Ooh, that's better than what I was planning on posting.

:-D

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:47, archived)

Hahahahahah

fuck I just looked at your profile. What the hell is that thing I made?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:49, archived)

A Spider/spider mash-up, it seems :-D

You took my hair and added legs for it, I think.

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 6:07, archived)

That movie had far too much wartime drama and not nearly enough frozen naked people.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:43, archived)

Seriously though gronkpan

freezerbuns.com got closed down months ago... turns out it's fine to eat medical waste but as soon as you insert it, the feds get all pissy. And of course colddeadhands.org shut down when Charlton died.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:47, archived)

Man, there's nowhere left on the internet for me.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)

Lovely

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:55, archived)

I was trying to read it...

Thought it was like the Japanese thingy,

...which is made of Hiragana, and is named after the letters in the name "Henohenomoheji"

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:58, archived)

MAYBE YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT AT ALL

MAYBE YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO SHOEHORN THIS PICTURE INTO THE CONVERSATION

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)

Gosh, you're awfully shouty!

Not shoehorning; the pic reminded me of this one.

Fortunately I have shares in Japanese mythology, and thus expect to ??? profit.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 6:53, archived)

Dekionplexis, why do you get banned all the time?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 6:25, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 4:29, archived)

Does anyone know a good site to look at freezer porn?

I want to look at naked frozen people.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 4:44, archived)

quickly please

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 4:51, archived)

Nothing is quick about freezer porn.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 4:56, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLHc4Gflciw

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 4:52, archived)

nvm

too late

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 4:55, archived)

im on a sort of public computer otherwise i would look for some.

(

d d, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 4:57, archived)

afk: freezing

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:24, archived)

FROZEN CHICKS!!!

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:16, archived)

ewww

I'm not into that animal shit.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:25, archived)

riiiiiiiight ...

just good wholesome frozen humans then?

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:36, archived)

yeah, do you know any good sites?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:37, archived)

This (NSFW)

Stock Image of Beautiful Young Slender Naked Woman Standing Frozen In A Ice Cube/a
Icicle bj
The big chill

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:52, archived)

i can only assume they're proper freezer porn

judging by the fact my work pc has just been logged as trying to view pronography

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 6:01, archived)

I AM SATISFIED.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 6:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8493284

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 7:18, archived)

Hehe

I love these

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:56, archived)

copyrighted to fuck

but i'm trying to sell the image so i can't help it.
enjoy anyway:

i used an HDRI technique and red contrast mask filter on this one. details? gaz me...

edit: this image will be removed in 24 hours or thereabouts, just to let you all know

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:59, archived)

TOAP!

nice pic though.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:03, archived)

theres no 'I' in team

but there is a 'U' in cunt

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:07, archived)

I'm joking, there's no need for that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)

sorry that was a repost joke

no offense intended

have a hug

*hugs*

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)

oh ok...I'm just out of an exam and I'm not drunk yet. Still uptight

Great phrase *remembers*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:14, archived)

merkin?

or british?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)

Australian.

Like them KEW-alah bears.
Little fuckers, not a patch on them texan fuckers we have.

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:19, archived)

KEW-alah isn't a bear anyway.

besides we got more things in our back yards than a texan has.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:27, archived)

Ah, I'm only taking the piss, I don't mean to offend.

I'm hoping to emigrate over in november, or by late spring next year, money permitting.

Good job I like big spiders.

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:31, archived)

I mean to be pedantic

as for spiders, learn to tell the difference between harmless big hairy spiders and funnelwebs.
Ashaally: I should lighten up...
There was a redback on the toilet seat
When I was there last night
I didn't see him in the dark
But boy, I felt his bite,
I jumped high up into the air
And when i hit the ground
That crafty redback spider
Wasn't nowhere to be found

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:35, archived)

I shall make a note of that.

However, I still have a healthy dose of fear of the cunts, so generally give them a wide berth.
I won't needlessly squish a spider, either and haven't since I was about 11-12.
They are cool and that's that.

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:39, archived)

awww don't worry

no bodies' perfect

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:27, archived)

haha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:35, archived)

'Strayan!

It's about lunchtime here.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)

sleep time for me

night all
xx

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:29, archived)

haha..

*bookmarks that phrase :)

*edit: shit, I gotta get at least 6 hrs sleep and be in another county 70 miles away in under 7 hours.. g'night folks :)

(

mikenco, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)

I'm pretty sure this boat was in Ploice Story 2 with Jackie Chan...

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:04, archived)

i shot this on sunday in falmouth, cornwall so i doubt it

but possible i guess

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:06, archived)

Was it coming to pick him up?

(Kinky Robot, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)

balls to your gnops

balls i say

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:29, archived)

they are becoming tiresome now.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:36, archived)

No, it was in polica story with Jackie Juan.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:18, archived)

Maybe his movie had just grow?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:36, archived)

I've stolen that image and I'm going to make loads of money from it now

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 4:58, archived)

vectorama

Click for bigger (248KB)

Click for bigger (364KB)

some futurama thingermagigs

(Captain Black, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:37, archived)

amy + leela + me + bed = awesomeness

Woo!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)

^this

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)

*provides imagery*

Tweaked

(

mikenco, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)

Phwoar

*masterbates furiously......again*

*And again now*

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)

ZOMG LEELA YAY

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)

Is the one in pink

a grown up Dora the Space Explorer?

cause I would!

(

Ratsta, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)

...did you do these?

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)

yeah

did you??????

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)

guilty :S

(Captain Black, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)

Excellent work, sir :D

I was suspicious. *high fives*

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:46, archived)

What hexy said

with more caps and dots

(

Cae1, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:48, archived)

what hexy said

only with more caps and dots.

(

Cae1, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:41, archived)

Woo.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)

fwappable!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:58, archived)

Evil tyrant socktator

(

Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)

Prodge?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:37, archived)

eh?

(

Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)

Prodigy 69 - he does all the usual sock thingys

I do like your mugabe tho
Tis good

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:40, archived)

:-)

(

Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:55, archived)

p69 uses that source often enough to be a meme on its own.

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=13675

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)

hahahahahaha

it looks like him and everything!

This should be an image compo, see if we can get him to see it and then resign or something.

How cool would that be? B3ta taking down a world leader! :D

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)

branson?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)

*points*

YUP.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)

What are you pointing at

I see nothing
The goggles they do nothing!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:41, archived)

He needs the tash

(Kinky Robot, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)

it is there

just washed out a bit by the filters :-S

(

Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:48, archived)

last one tonight, I promise.

Storylols courtesy of FRIZ :D

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)

Hahahah

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)

you know you've influenced cr3's everyday life?

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)

HOW?

(__, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)

because whenever he types laughter

he always ends it on an h instead of an a, and immediately follows with how he PICKED THAT UP FROM KILLERKITTI.

hahah :D

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)

Hahahap

SEE?! I BREAK AWAY FROM ALL YOUR RULES

(__, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)

hahaha

I'm going to bed shortly.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)

yes!

likes

(guitarzan fought the wall, and the wall won on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:25, archived)

ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

/time paradox

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)

hahaha

I like how this is just the stock time paradox reaction.

ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)

unless of course you are a 'pard,

in which case you may look in any direction other than UP.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)

technically in this paradox

no 'arrrrrrggggghhhhhh' would be possible.
but thats just nit picking

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)

Did I tell you I've employed the_rhyme_minister as my Upward Facing Awesomeopard Incident Looker?

If he looks up, he just shouts UFAIL!

Why yes, actually, there IS nothing related to me or my webcomic that is anything less than totally awesome!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)

aaaaarrrrggghhh,

back of the throat.

(guitarzan fought the wall, and the wall won on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)

FUCK YEAH

(__, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:28, archived)

you know how I LOVE YOU AND STUFF?

Here's your PROOF.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)

Likes...

...........clicks...

(Kinky Robot, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)

Them plot works..

*clicks*

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mikenco, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)

It better be the last one

^{I still dont understand the leopards japes

Edit:my laptop just had a fit aswell while watching a film - Stupid thing :(}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)

leopards japes?

It isn't hard. here, go from the start.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)

I prefer early leopard

where it is on all four legs
It looks nicer

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)

well fuck you.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)

*cuddles you*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)

There better be spooning involved otherwise im not game

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)

I'll do anything you want, honey

I'm all yours.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)

Make me a cheese toatsy

I am hungry

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)

*makes*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)

Now come up to sheffield and bring it to me

Im only here for one more night so you best hurry

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:45, archived)

ENOUGH

I am going to bed.

NIGHT, INTERNET, MISS ME WHILE I'M GONE

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:48, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)

Hahaha

*time-machine-get*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 5:19, archived)

MUGAMUGAMUGAMUGA

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McBadger COW, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)

I like this.

it made me giggle a bit.

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Cae1, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)

this is funny

but the situation is not.
i hate to piss on a good joke but this is a genocide in progress, the violence has reached new levels of viciousness.

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:25, archived)

I need to read the news s'more.

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Cae1, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:28, archived)

its not good

not good at all

very sad
i hate this ... but there is very little we can do

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)

And the 'you REALLY called someone with cancer DISGUSTING?' thing.

I wanted to say something clever, but I just picked a random quote from my autocomplete instead.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)

The guy is cnut.. (nice ani)

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mikenco, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:35, archived)

yeah

apparently being almost exactly like Hitler is fine if your black ... commence debate ....

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)

What?

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mikenco, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:45, archived)

dunnno

just thought a mildly contraversial comment might spark debate on a current events topic..... never mind *sigh*

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)

it's late..

(am off to bed, g'night :)

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mikenco, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:21, archived)

Showin' off muh new extensions...bitches.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:15, archived)

Long hair

and stop swearing at me

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)

Yes

and it's a term of endearment.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)

I thought it was a term of nastiness

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)

I'm not good at this.

Where are the extensions and such?
Also hello.

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Cae1, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)

nose hair extensions,

duh.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

Bits of hair that you glue in

so then your hair is longer. So they're all over my head, I guess. Since my hair is stupid short. :[

Hai there. *tacklehugs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

oh right, why not grow it?

I'm going to sleep now. bye

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Cae1, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)

I'm tryinggg!

But it takes aaages.

Okay, sleep well. Sweet dreams.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)

fuck it.

i'm not now.

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Cae1, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)

In the filename I think.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

haha :D

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Cae1, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)

PRETTY NEATO!

*high fives*

What's the general consensus of the board here, I have a new awesome-o-pard, but I seem to be churning them out tonight. New thread, or TJ?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

Wait til another day

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

Thank you!

^_^

Awesome-o-pard always should get a new thread. hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)

KAY :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)

PS: Seen AWESOMEOPARD.COM yet?

JOIN THE FORUMS! HAVE FUN! WOO YEAH!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)

OMG AWESOME.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:25, archived)

Urgh, I can't be bothered to stay up to alter another one.

I need sleep.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)

oh okay then.

NIGHT *HUG*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)

wood

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

PAPER

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

SCISSORS

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

no, wait...

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

stone

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

YOU WIN AGAIN D:

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)

yay winna

/BO

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)

metal

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)

2 late!

lol

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)

noice!

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McBadger COW, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

Ta!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)

Too much attention to hair..

I like eyes:

V.Woo though!

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mikenco, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)

Got the eye color well right.

Hahah, that's creepy.

But thanks. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)

Of course she's got green eyes..

Tis obvious =)

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mikenco, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)

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