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# Taking it
to its logical conclusion.


(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Reminds me of this twunt
The Man Whose Arms Exploded

yes, yeah, I know, fuck off back to /links...
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)
# oh god yeah!!
steroids steroids..... ahhahahaha look blood and puss is coming out my arm of its own accord.. i must pump more iron!!! D:
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)
# well, in his defence I have to say, lol, what a tit
that's not really a defence is it, what a tit :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)
# British?
scottish, bad teeth, weird hare, haggis breath, gonna get poond by nedal, prrrrrrrrick
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Go on Tim!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# HELMET HILL FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)
# all those middle aged women who stood
on tims hill need to ave a quite word
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Why is he so rich; and yet still such a miserable twonk.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)
# erm.....
scottish OVO
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)
# must be the weather.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Yeah . . . he works it out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Eye
brow!
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Good looking out . . .
brow beat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)
# IMPROPER USE OF MULES, FIVE YARD PENALTY!
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Totally irrelevant...
...but certainly not worth a thread.

I've been playing around with Mona Lisa, and am increasing impressed with what an amazing piece it is. Magical. You can take away huge amounts, and it's still mind-blowing.



probably just me, sorry
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I know . . . her eyes always follow . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)
# If you mirror her, and merge the layers...
...you get this amazing third eye.

Hmm. Wonder if 'shop the mona lisa' would make a good compo?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Picasso did !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)
# What's that Mona? Kill the Monarchy and eat their souls? Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Lies.
It is clearly death from Imar Bergman's The Seventh Seal.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)
# But
shirley the background's the best bit?
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)
# I think this is the best bit

(Except the boobies of course)
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)
# That's some fine material !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Hell yeah
*fwaps*
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# good stuff there.
welcome aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 7:29, archived)
# .
Much obliged.

*tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] the sign all african countries should come with.
it seemed oh so appropriate with the current goings on in zimbabwe ^^

(olo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Wut? U dunt liek blicks?
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)
# that is so funny
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)
# erm...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)
# er, what?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)
# That is a problem, yes.
Here's an idea, just kill them all.
Replace the population with white
people and sell the bones to the
Chinese to use in sunscreen.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Why can't we just kill anyone who isn't American or English?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
# That was what Winston Churchill said.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Not kill Merkins?
you sicko!
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:26, archived)
# You can be as sick as you like, as long as it's funny...
...but this is just shite.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)
# /\
"" ""
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)
# lacist
OMGLOLZROFLZORZ1!111!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# optimise it
you twat
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# ^this
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)
# er....
As funny as the bastard child of jim davidson and jade goody
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Why caution?
*cough* Hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# BAD PUN ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# *Ruffles a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Oh shit I have work tomorrow.
G'night y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# :(:(:(:(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# How do you get your toilet seat to stay at 45 degrees?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Stick your knob in it?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)
# You either have a really small toilet...
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Or a diamagnetic cock
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)
# NOOOOOOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)
# i disagree
i'd say infractions speak it loudest on here as they are always destined to garner the most ammount of comments.

also to enter pedant mode your gif shows fractions speaking louder than ... 2.23606798

EDIT: justnoticed it says surds... thats the point i gave up with maths.=. i thought at a level that there is no reason why i should no thins..long division with algebra?/.. how wrong i was.. maybe the square root fo five is a surd i dunno nor do i care.. oooh i mis imderstto d a mths pun... my fertility is rooooohwind

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# It is a surd you fucking pedantic failing cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# yay for surds!


I remember eons ago at school, a teacher without fail managed to make the above the answer to everything :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Had he escaped from a mental institution to teach maths.
Because we all know that mathematics is a field only understood by those who cross the border between the realms of sanity and madness.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)
# yes
he was a bit dodgy to be honest, but then, many were at [removed for legal reasons]
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)
# really?
*thinks*
damn right
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)
# you made that word up.
there's no such thing as 'speak'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 6:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# DAVE HEDGEHOG!
*FACE RAPES*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# hello
*too lazy to care*

*lays back and enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# too lazy to care?
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# hey
you're the one doing the raping. let's not get out morals confused here.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# but!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# if you insist
relax please.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# ok
*relaxes*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)
# here's another pink rabbit!
ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41WsTnsMAdL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
NSFW...
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# i must buy one of them or this
www.amazon.co.uk/Make-Your-Own-Toys-Yourself/dp/1905102941/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1214959577&sr=8-1
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHA, I love you.
That can't be real, the illustration on the cover looks like an Haynes manual or Ladybird book or something, with the bearded bloke painting.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)
# it is very real!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)
# But but, the cover....
BUY IT, BUY IT NOW

Oh god...the illustrations inside....my mind...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# when i get some money i will!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Some of the other suggested items for that are ridiculous.
A book on how to use a rabbit vibrator? How many different ways can you say 'Stick it in your fanny'?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)
# fifty two apparently
which is 10 more that is actually ever required
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)
# why why why
delila you saw the knife n my hand and you laughed no more.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)
# :)
SNOT UNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSUAL!!
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# the pic on the cover looks like me with short hair.
:(
ed: if you don't want to by a rabbit. come here...
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)
# pwoah
would
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:52, archived)
# that amazon page gets better
4.3% of customers who bought this item bought it with:
Incredible Orgasms: Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, YESSS!! (52 Brilliant Ideas)
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)
# one pill makes you sexy, and one pill makes you even sexier.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 6:49, archived)
[challenge entry] One way to Hull please
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)
# kight rider?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
# this comment
redeems any wrong in the world.

"michael theres an increasing ammount of metal infront of us."
"keep going kitt"
"michael have you been drinking in airports again?"
"KEEP GOING KITT"
"i sense humans michael"
"PLOUGH THEM THE FUCK DOWWWN!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# haha,you just know a pissed up hasselhoff is driving that car

edit: real lols!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# sorry
i editted it for convo a litle bit too late..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# ah all is forgiven cos i laughed a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)
# good
*enter profile reading stalker mode*

my ex flatmate lives in brighton.. well.. he says hove.. apparently that doesn't count as brighton.. being that he's male and saying he comes from hove doesn't lead to all the gay jokes... smells of repression to me.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# hahaha. yes!
can't tell anyone you live in brighton without a gay joke/remark!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)
# yeha he kinda ruined it for himself
i had no idea till he told me it was the gay capital of england.

i pretty much just latched on to the fact he was fat. :D lol. so much of me wants to type that it was inevitable as there's so much fat to latch on to but we promised not to go for the obvious insults. plus he got me into the last fat boy slim on brighton beach which was fucking awesom..even if i did almost catch hypothermia
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# he's such a drunken piss head
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# hahaha.
i really do think i love you.

will you draw me a picture of lionel richie's big sexy clay head?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# why, I might do such a thing!
:D

edit: head in progress :)
edit2: and now done :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Quick, dirty, and a little short of the mark
Because I couldn't find a decent Knight Rider pic...


One ticket please, business class.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# superb
.
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Haha
Quality
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# there needs to be more airborne cows in this pic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Is only the sign shopped?
Because that's a damned fine action shot if so (if slightly horrific).

Woo to your effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Not this picture again :(
*sads*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Bindun?
Where?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Not because it's been done...
because someone's dying in it.


*scowl*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# ^this
if people can get shouted off the board for using the Kim Phuc napalm photo, this one should go along the same lines...
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Hi k3b/-\b
*solemn wave*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# why are you solemnly waving?
how's your head?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# My head?
Solemn waves 'cause of the picture.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# How am I?
Mentally, physically or emotionally?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I've never seen anyone shouted off the board for that.
In fact wasn't that one of the old fashioned meme images, along with the September 11th running away people, the Vietnamese man being executed and the Buddhist monk self immolating.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# someone used it fairly recently (last couple of weeks)
and got told were to go. (initially because of the lack of humour) but people joined in saying that photo shouldn't be used, etc.

I dunno "the no boundaries" on b3ta thing seems to get attacked occasionally by a clique-y mob, who seem to think we should look at kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)
# i find it funny,
because people are dying,
and they probably deserved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# They died doing what they loved.
Hitting into car windscreens.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# *witty comment*
*follow up that makes the previous witty comment even wittier*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Wit is like the vast oceans.
Mostly composed of water in various states of impurity and traditionally traversed by boat.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# unfortunately
i mostly find myself in a sponge dingy with a sieve for an oar
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# One of the men in that photo is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Found her!
(Sorbus is sitting on his shelf, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# in the thames? NO WAI?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# arrrgghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# what concerns me, is how is the driver able to operate a vehicle that is clearly filled with boiling water
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# i can see this doing good service
in a standard-hull-reply role when you need one

(best optimising it to under 50k, mind)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# hull you say?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# better send it by redex
edit: oh, fixed now.
and haha
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Thanks...
...what's the best way for sub 50k with the GIMP? Just as JPG?
(Sorbus is sitting on his shelf, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)
# yeah, just knock down the quality till it's under
(and you can edit your original post to replace the picture - no need to post again)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# tis done
cheers!
(Sorbus is sitting on his shelf, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)
# If only they'd understood the signs at the resort :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)
# LOLLERS
Thats the sickest (and therefore amusingist) thing i've seen on here in ages. Woo-Ya!
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Giant black jellyfish attacks!


Hasty.
Parachute FAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Flaplizard.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# *flaps*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# LIES
You are not lizard.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# You'd
need special cream to get rid of flaplizards.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# you need the GEL to get rid of arsetigers
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Or even the granules.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Uncle Phil made me do it.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# AL ROKER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# like a black
dr phil
edit: what is it with phils? do they all end up looking the same?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Give Phil Collins a few cakes and the theory seems to check out.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# no cakes, but this'll be a bit fattening:
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# this makes my cider filled brain
giggle like a starter engine
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# oh a starter ENGINE
cor, that must be some big throbber you've got there with a bunch of heavy duty pistons going on :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# your cheese finder is broken
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# CHEESE FINDER GENERAL _always_ FINDS THE CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# even if its not cheese? DAMN he's good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)
# he'll forge the records to say it was cheese
whose gonna mess with him? He'll find your cheese if you do
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)
# "THIS IS CHEESE!"
"uh, no, Cheese Finder General, its not. Its a quail"
*produces edam from sofa*
"HERE IS YOUR CHEESE!"
"oh... thank you Cheese Finder General, I thought I'd lost that for good"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)
# then he gives you a little form to fill in
about how well he found the cheese

and if you have any comments

and you have to sign it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
# on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your cheese finding experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)
# one way or another
I end up with cheese

:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)
# to be honest, the whole witchfinder thing
just seems like b3ta's 17th century precursor
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I think he just liked killing people
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)
# i think clan soul's gone to bed
he'd be having convulsions if he knew there was this much cheese available on the board
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# a cheesegasm, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!
*CLICKS HARD*

AND IT'S FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Indeed it is fresh.
And it has dice in the mirror.
(KansaiKitsune offers little girls rides in his Tardis., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# My mum got scared though.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Fucking
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# fecking 'eck, woo
PS it's me birthday now, yeys
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# happy birthday captain freeloader!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# hahaha
My Freeloader Technique is strong!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
*BIRTHDAY RAPES*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Yeys!
*fakes pleasure for it be a happy day*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Happy bioday.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Will get a Biocake and eat it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# happy bidet
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I could do with one of those
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Yes!
Yes! Yes!
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# hahaha
it's staring into my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# It's all a bit much.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Nice 'shop!
'Ning sir, how are thee?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# *waits*
PERVY SEXPEST!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# you're so out of order!!!!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# What!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I'm ok :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# hahahaha that is fucking adorable! excellent *clicks*
tj: b3tans and webcams are scary!

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# crikey, you've got a hairier belly than I imagined
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# thats not me!
my tits are smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# aww
you can have mine :D

er
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# yay! *loves*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# \o^,^o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# is that a single hair
in the middle?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# it's a ripcord
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# they inflate?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# emergency life rafts innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# you've sully'd him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
If only that were shopped ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# you mean it's not???
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# You tell me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# not actually that hairy
and I don't have a blue soft toy. :(
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)
# you're a rubbish Chebal
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I feel bad for having a Sully plushie.
It's not me, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# i thought you'd be up again
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# :)
I might go kill things in a bit, I shall holler if I do
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# i need to sleep early, i have to get to london at 9 tomorrow to collect the missus from the station
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Fuck that shit. CSS until 4am.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# yes, but sssh
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Surely it should have been Mike.
What with him being the one eyed monster.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Are you accepting dodgy web cam photos from male b3tans, then?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# haha
"WHY, WHY GOD, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# "But this isn't my cayke - I'm only 2"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# :D
:3
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Gaaah!
My God! That kyttum has a child's arm! What kind of Island of Doctor Moreau horrors are you creating, sir?
(KansaiKitsune offers little girls rides in his Tardis., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# he creates monsters, man
I've got a picture of one of them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# i demand something else be created from the left over bits.
a kitten with a girl's face
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Already had dibs on those.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# WHY YOU SET FIRE TO CAYKE?
FURS BURN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I've seen kids cry when their cakes get brought out at parties before
its sweet in an irritating way

this is marvellous though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# that's because the cake is filled with ammonia!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# you're going to be a great dad one day
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# urinal cake
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# awwwww!
*virals*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I was involved in a discussion recently on another imageboard about how the "estrogen brigadiers", that is, the female fans of David Tennant completely deserved to have the Doctor regenerate into someone they wouldn't find appealing in the next episode of Doctor Who.

Seizing upon that phrase, two minutes in Photoshop created this atrocity, which I felt I just had to share with you lot.

(KansaiKitsune offers little girls rides in his Tardis., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# thank you for sharing
i suggest you all email the bbc and demand that I be the next Doctor. Thank you for your vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Sorry mate.
My vote is for Dylan Moran, for a drunken, smoking, disinterested Doctor who staggers out of the TARDIS, saves the day by accident, and makes his assistant (Bill Bailey, if you please) bring him wine.
(KansaiKitsune offers little girls rides in his Tardis., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I VOTE FOR BILL BAILEY AS THE DOCTOR!
tell me this isn't the greatest idea since sliced bread and i'll call you a dirty, dirty liar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# that would be pretty neato what now right?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# you can vote here:
www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?BBDOCTOR
it's been around a while and hasn't worked yet, mind you
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# if you take Bill Bailey out of that sentence replacing Dylan Moran with me would still have the desired effect
except i dress better
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Because you are sexually unappealing to women?
I never thought you'd be the first to admit it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# laugh it up fuzzball
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I can assure you I will.
The fact that you have a perm and look like Harry Potter does provide an inordinate supply of mirth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# i hope the fact that i spend huge swathes of time balls deep in an attractive woman provides you with as much pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Why yes it does give me pleasure, because I am that attractive woman.
My hairy breasts are quivering in anticipation.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# oh come now, you don't expect me to believe you'd lower yourself to intimacy with another human being, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Yes but you're not a human being.
You're a wizard harry.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# a girl once slept with me based on the fact I look like Elijah Wood. make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Partial blindness is what I'd make of it.
You don't look anything like Elijah Wood, other than the fact you both have hair.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# i look less like him now than i used to. my eyes were bluer and my face shorter
i've also been likened to Shylock and the velociraptors of Jurassic Park
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# but he's not going to regenerate yet is he
it's all a schtick :)

THE ARM IN A JAR

innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Whatever happens
RTD is trampling all over a time-honoured Gallifreyan back-story YET AGAIN!

good episode though
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# can't wait to see dalek former prime minister
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Did I not read somewhere
that they brought that trout creature back?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# trout creature?
what's that? I can't remember any trout thing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Are you talking about Billie Piper?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Yeah, That's the one.
The hideous beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# quite wonderful
i think he will regenerate into tim henman. or him:
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# tardis would end up upside down in a ditch, on fire
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# nope
he's collapsed next to his hand in a jar and accidentally regens himself and his hand into 2 Docs

1 will be in a brown suit and the other in a blue.....soz to ruin it btw :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# ^this
but if there WERE 2 david david tennant, i think i'd spluff everywhere


also

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Ohhh, that's an odd choice
I think the Tennant's a great Doc; in control and a bit mental at the same time :D

And yes, there will be two (seen the photo of two suited Tennants)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# i reckon it'll be charlotte church
this whole "oh, i went and got pregnant again" is just a cover
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Surely they couldn't have a female lead
They'd have to change the name of the programme to "Nurse Who"...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# She's giving birth to a new kind of Dalek
plus the body would have to be a Vauxhall Nova.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# charlotte church, in the back of a nova, followed by a bag of chips
could happen :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# One good... one eeeeeeevil.
And Jack can bum them both.
(KansaiKitsune offers little girls rides in his Tardis., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# WHERE?!!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# here
planetgallifrey.blogspot.com/

and more specifically

planetgallifrey.blogspot.com/2008/03/episode-13.html

Halfway down, photos of one of the last scenes.

And with that gnight all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# night!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# nn
tho it's looking more and more that if donna isn't a gvzrybeq(ynql?) then she's definately something abg uhzna innit

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I love this one.
It work quite well on a number of levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# the problem is...


...he wants to put so many poor bastards in there first.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# sracist!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
# shundredmetresrunner
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# how come capitan wow is ignoring you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# She's an ignoramus
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# i kept mentioning beans to her
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# oh...
*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)
# hahah this is good.
so I will click it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ^
Mmhmm.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)
# merci monsieur
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Dog and the Chick...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# St. Bernard breath will do that . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Your £2 a month....


Can put an end to this kind of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# I've had her.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Erm
Why would we want to put an END to this sort of thing?

For £3 a month we can have MORE of this!
(AMadDayYes, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
# my £2 a month finances shonkily-paint-dressed monkey hookers?
i KNEW it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# ello.


Click for bigger (296KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# :)
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8519512
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Very nice
And I need a change of desktop background too, how fortunate =D
(I helped save b3ta! Chisel, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# You didn't do that
It's on a photoshop tutorial disc
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Of course I did it
why the fuck would I post it. Yes I followed a tutorial. I often do, sorry for not saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Using a different image would have saved any confusion
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I spent 3 hours
at I stock trying to find one that suited but found nothing I liked. So I thought 'fuck it, I'll use theirs'.

There is quite a lot of difference actually including layers I chose to add such as bubbles and 3 adjustment layers on the top. Plus those orbs are hand drawn and in the same style but nothing like the ones on the tut.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# the picture seems to be cropped too high at the bottom :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Star struck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# s'nice that
pervy bloody fairies
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# got milk?


Click for bigger (172KB)

halloween is fun.
(Spng, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Steve-o from Jackass much.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# 7 of a series


1ofaseries
2ofaseries
3ofaseries
4ofaseries
5ofaseries
6ofaseries
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# of 9?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# preferably of 7
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# i
love you too
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# well
there is already about 20 sketched out on paper so no.. of a series rathe rthan a number.

but thank you for being the only comment that some way relates to what I've drawn... even if you are implying you don't want that many more :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# *understands*
7 of 9. yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Ear
Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Eeear Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# "HELLO? IS IT MY ASS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, MY HUGE CLAY ASS, MADE OF CLAY, IN THE SHAPE OF MY ASS, oh, sorry, wrong number"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA,
beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# every time the phone rings, I shall answer like this
that'll show 'em :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# i answer the phone by saying 1 of 2 things
either:

"hello, cindy's massage parlour, where heaven is just a stroke away. how may i help you?"

or:

"hello, bob's taxidermy, you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em"

gets rid of cold-callers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# also "Hello, iqbal quality halal meat, mohammed speaking"
in dodgy accent :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# i don't think i could get away with calling myself mohammed
what with being a girl and all.

also, g'night, i'm off to my pit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# nite nite pit girl
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# ASS CATARACTS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# seriously, what is it with you and your cement?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Well, you see
in 1972, a crack team of commandos imprisoned for a crime they didn't commit.

they promptly escaped and are now at large among the Los Angeles underground, if you have a problem, and you can find them, you might just want to call

A plumber.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# lol
i se your prob lem wario has beyn a yuur piypes he fhilllded dem full of gunuk and well ze preensess whass stullen. soew inforktuentally wev;e huce gatz to a comandears yurr baths ruumz.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# you forgot to add "WHO BLOODY DID THAT INNIT"
"WELL, THAT'S KNACKERED IT, GONNA BE DOUBLE NOW"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
#
mah bee evan trypel ahslunhng has ayes canzas khep tuypgin lhuikezs thus. seaments dawhnt fyeicksez dheiemshelves yew gnow.. harz harz sars
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# now you just sound like you are from kentucky
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] compo-ish? :) *EDIT* Now with ball rotation! :D
*edit* sorry for football reference btw!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# ooo clever
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# not bad for 20 mins work eh?
im a lazy sod...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# a clever lazy sod!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# why thank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# ooohhh
veeeery nice :]
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# ooh, that's a bit special
keep waiting for him to score, though
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# ooer missus
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# n1
should have rotated the ball though. 3 stars
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# hmm yeah
will do

*EDIT* done. Thanks for the advice
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# THAT IS TRULY AWESOME
Woo yay houpla.


Also: night all
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Fucking well done, indeed.
This will be stolen for a car ad within 30 days. 100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# oh dear!
as long as its not skoda :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Trick Kick Click !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] jibba jabba

(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# jesus.
that's terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Arf!
Although I was disappointed that there was no shakey head toys involved :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# But wasn't Murdoch the fool?
Face was the slut.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I rest my case.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I race my chest.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I chase my rest
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# *sleazes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# *gurns*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Tehe!
Oh yeah, I just remembered: Really sorry I vanished last night! I was on my way to get a cup of tea and then fell asleep before managing to stand up...oops. Woke up like an hour later like "WHAT? WHERE AM I? WHERE IS MY CUP OF TEA?".

So yeah, sorry about that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# It would be have been weirder if there actually was a cup of tea there.
Especially an already drunk cup of tea.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Well, there was.
I'd had a cup of tea a bit earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# YOU HAVE RUINED THE CONTINUITY OF REALITY
Oh never mind- *EXPLOSION!*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# i have a murdoch badge.
IT'S FUCKING SEXY!
altho it means people stare at your tits and go whos that when ever i wear it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# try wearing it on your arse instead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# but it might prick me..and i don't want a prick up my arse
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# USE THE GEL
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# *declines fron replying to this post*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# haha, no, reply...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# murdock
was the best thing about the whole show
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# It would have been better if the last series ended with him eventually losing control and murdering all his friends
then crawling into the foetal position amidst their offal and weeping into their blood and organs.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# like in the last episode of Pigeon Street
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)
# i would have preferred it
if he shot the others, before tracking down a now retired colonel decker and violently raping him.

either that, or him and b.a having a big gay wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Haha
*rather likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# thank you
but what about my post?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Prime Time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
#
"It's lemon curd"
"Is it? I'm fucking getting a spoon, man"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] i pity the fool
here's my even poorer entry -

hump
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# this fills me with glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# this makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I can't help thinking he's shat out a huge chocolate broccoli
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# excellent string of posts.
"This fills me with glee"

"this makes me laugh"

"I can't help thinking he's shat out a huge chocolate broccoli"
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Yes.
Finest b3ta mindpiss, it goes on everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# oh, fuck
that made me laugh even more than the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(jonjonjon, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# GAH!
UMMAGUMMA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Hahahahah
^This!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# SHUT UP CHILD PORTION CHICKEN BURGER!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# THEY WERE CHIPS.
CHILD PORTNOGRAPHY CHIPS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I'M ON UR RECEIPT
PORTNING UR CHILDS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# IM IN YOUR CHILDS!
GIVING THEM MY PORTNS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# IN UR PORTNS
GIVING TO UR CHILD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# btw
www.anorak.co.uk/madeleine-mccann/180382.html
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Thats what she said!
MUM? MUM? MUM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# this is why
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I was waiting for this! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# i wasn't going to hold off
under the circumstances.
also, you eat an exclusively cheese-based diet
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# You're not far off, actually.
Cheese is my favourite food, so I tend to eat lots of it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Good call !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# puffins


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(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# BOGEYS ARE NOT SEAWORTHY!
And woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# this makes no sense
but i like that he sicked in that roller skate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# crash helmets and moss! pffft!
Bloody puffins. Maybe you could modify this to dispose of the clownlike bastards?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# i leik this
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I read that as "koala-rak-eh"
I must stop watching japanese porn.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# where a bunch of businessmen throw marsupials at a tiny hooker?
on fire
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# theres way to many koalas
the brochure said thered only be a few koalas
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# we tippexed some of that bit out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# WHY ARE THERE SO MANY KOALAS??
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# morphic resonance
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)

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