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# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sorry bout size. . .flash is crap for optimising
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Titanium enforced skateboards ftw!
Very well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# This is very good.
But you should make him ollie at the very least. If not a kickflip or impossible.

However, I couldn't even get close to being nearly able to think about considering an animation like that, so perhaps I should shut up and say WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# mctwist ftw
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I hate it so much
I created a brand identity for it



now if I could only add a toll-free number to dial...
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I can't actually remember my first spam message
But the law of averages say it was for drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I believe my very first was a make your cock bigger
although the family email had gotten nigerian spam before hand
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# tH3rE w|lL @L\/\/ayz |3e $p@/\/\ Wai|1nG f0r y0|_|!!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# There was a time when I received over 1000 spam e-mails per day
I think this mainly had something to do with me owning a lot of 'old' domain names, which have been featured on all these spam address cd-roms.

Now it's about 200 - 300 a day I guess. Less than 1% of these end up in my inbox though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] fat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# fat cant stole my excuse
bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# "he's fat, he's round,
he keeps his junk food down,
Johnny P, Johnny P"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# "He's old, he's dower
Why the fuck is he in power?
Gordon B, Gordon B!"
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Poor bloke
he was an amnesiac bulimic - a rare double condition perhaps with prader willi syndrome thrown in

(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Looks like Fred Flinstone
(ZERO00, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 6:07, archived)
[challenge entry] My lame compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Aw. Poor Paddy
The other bloke looks like he should be grooming a child with Werthers Originals.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# haha..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# My word...
Amos is looking good these days!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Amy BrickShithouse

(Just for you Barb!)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# hell yeah!
Can I have her number?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# 5
now use it wisely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I know exactly what to do with that!
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# you go'n get clitfecked
good luck
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# *passes lube
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# nobody wants to do anything to me
I was more desirable 10 years ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Hush now
there's some top ozzy geek fanny out there for you somewhere.

My only tip is stop giving a fuck, chicks see arrogant indiference and go frothy for it.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I fell for it a couple of times
but they always turned out to be arseholes. I'd suggest just being nice and having a fucking amazing comic collection, it worked for the wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# heheh yeah, but if you fake it it's ok.
my alternative is just getting them paraletically drunk after being cute with them on msn. Wait until they fall-over into you, catch them, mistake it for a romantic advance and snog her silly. WIN
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# that doesn't work if
a) you are pathetically idealistic
b) they are sober at the time of said snogging.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# hehe, well. Internet dating?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# costs money
and I was referring to the specific experience of get them pissed etc...
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Heh, yeah,
i'm not advocating date rape.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Dear Lord
that looks painful!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Fucking win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# good god, that just isnt normal....
so in retaliation, have this:



:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# There appears to be
a naked lady surfacing, arse-first, out of her left arm.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# KOIT FLASH PRODUCTIONS PRESENT
Titty titty gash gash



Please click the pic above to be transported to the sequel to Touching Things Is Fun (the winky song).

Please note that it contains cartoon nudity and mild swearing and so is more than likely NSFW.

Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Cor!
'ello! Long time no see


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Hello
I've been off galavanting with the girlfriend.
How goes ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)
# It's all Braw!
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# :)
*lost for words
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I love you, Koit.
You insane, peurile thing you.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)
# And I love you
you sexual genius
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)
# *wah wahs*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)
# will enjoy this 2nite
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)
# haha O.O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha
brill.
that was well savoury!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha
That's ace from what I've seen but I think I'll watch the rest later.
*clicked*
Geniearse!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# hahaha
nice one sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Amy Houseside
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Cwor!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)
# *prefers
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I'm sure you could burn that instead of coal and provide electricity for the country for a year
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger mic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I fail to see what the Irish have to do with this.
*ducks flying pints of Guinness*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)
# ho ho top of the morning etc
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)
# *does a small but powerful jig*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *plays a merry fiddle
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)
# You leave that shillelagh alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# *smashes a potato with his bare hands
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# MUCH better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)
# And she looks happier too
rotund Amy FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)
# wanna join my crew?
we're gonna kidnap her, feed her pies, keep her away from the old crack and that waster feller of hers for a year. she'll be right as fucking rain.

hit record

step 2 profit
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Will there be tshirts?
and an amusing acronym?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# K.A.F.H.O.G
kidnap amy for her own good
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# FLAPS
Find Lanky Amy and Pheed her Shrimp

This is more difficult than it looks.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# pimpin' aint easy
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Now do a bodybuilder one
called Amy Brickshithouse

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)
# NinG!
Barba, how ya doooin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Lots to do today, need to work out how to turn off b3ta :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Here ya go,
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Trying make me go to reflab
i said no no no
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Woo
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Not that I'm at all cynical about our beloved news media, but...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)
# true that ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)
# The Alain Baxter effect.
British sporting hero to Scottish drugs cheat in the blink of an eye...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Hehe too true
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
You just know that's his cum face.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)
# office lol, DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)
# You should enter that
into the fat challenge :p
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)
# haha
they look similar, are they brothers?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)
# errrr.... same person?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# twins
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Aye
I can't wait until the TV schedules get back to normal.

*grumbles about nothing good being on tele, playing Super Smash Brothers on Wii with the b/f backseat playing ("pick that up", "Hit him!") and going to bed at 8:30 last night in a huff*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I know!
Its all bloody Big Brother/X Idol/Wimbledon bollocks! And then we have to put up with the Olympics :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I would emigrate when the Olympics is on
but it's a worldwide event. Dammit!

I'll use that month's wages to buy a month's worth of DVDs.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Backseat gamers!!
My ex used to do that, she never even played Call of Duty and always used to point out people (mostly teammates) and scream "THROW A GRENADE!", "FLASHBANG THAT ROOM". Pissed me right off.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hehe
i always get suprise kisses and get fragged, it's like they know!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)
# The one that really pissed me off was
"when you see an item, pick it up"

Firstly, I spend most of the game trying to figure out where the fuck I am. If I know where I am, by the time I get to the item, someone else already has it and they're beating the living hell out of me with it.

He seems to forget I've had the sum total of 15 minutes playing individual battles whereas he's played it for a total of about 5 hours over the past week. He's bound to be better at it than I am.

I love him really but he owes me a fucking huge bar of Dairy Milk and a night of being my tea bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# You could do what I do.
In one night get to where the bloke's got, then overtake him by a quite considerable amount and then after discussion realise you're also doing on a harder setting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)
# pwnage
we've put a wii on our wedding list :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Hmm. I'll have to send the Beardedwife on an expedition and try that out. Thanks!
Good Games
The Godfather
Mario Galaxy - This is especially good
Mario Kart
Guitar Hero
Wii Sports

Bad Games
Smarty Pants
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# MK is clearly geeenius
but then it always has been. Just wish wario stadium made it over from the n64.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# A mate of mine is working on and testing this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JKIYsvdeMQ

He says he's got bodybuilders biceps now. But his arms ache so much he can barely pick up a pen.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# looks like a chuckle
but if these guns get any bigger i wont be able to find shirts

*flexes and grunts
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# There's an easy way around that.
Put down the KFC and try this tasty* salad

*Terms and conditions apply. Joliet Enterprises make no promises about it tasting good.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# sa-lad?
what is this sa-lad of which you speak.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Someone*
Pulled some leaves off some trees and bushes and when he found out that eating them doesn't kill you he told the women of the world that eating them would make them thin. Don't worry that it doesn't taste very nice, no pain, no gain. And then charged the earth for them.

*a marketing genius
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# smothers with dressing, croutons bacon bits
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Looks like DtH
doesn't need to do much to blarb this!!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# ha ha
who is he? is he a cricketballer?

I'm glad i live in my cocooned world and don't recognise any celebs. I shall stick to my wireless and rude books instead of TV, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)
# lucky you
my sister is 'celeb' obsessed
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha

I hate tennis.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)
# :)
I have no animation skillzorz or softwaerz.

You win.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)
# CooL!
Didn't happytoast do a 3d version of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Happytoast has done a 3d animation of every idea ever seen on b3ta.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)
# That's the one, brilliant.
...but for some reason less popular with the centre-court crowd :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Fantasmico!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)
# what, women whacking balls and grunting a lot?
...sounds like the perfect sport
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)
# too true
www.b3ta.com/board/8522961
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)
# haha I'd not seen that...
It was www.b3ta.com/board/8524119 that gave me the thought...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)
# very true.
Russel Crowe is an Aussie when he wins an Oscar. and a NZer when he bashes a producer
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Such a drama queen...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)
# He's just realised he's got the shampoo mixed up with the missus hair removal cream...
again

Edit: Don't worry Ninj. I liked it, even if no-one else replied *enhuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I like it also..
but was busy pissing about!
is he a soccer chap?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Pierluigi Collina
Former footy ref.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Thanks...
Joilet!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Monster Munch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# G'day Koalas and all.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:22, archived)
# 'Ning-a-ling!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
*converts to Catholicism based on this anim*

*converts back to ambivalence as they have better biscuits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:24, archived)
# mmmmm ambulance bisquits
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)
# like a jammy dodger
but the jam flashes and it has a fondant siren.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I would buy this for one pound sterling
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
#
step 1 invent silly bisquit
step 2 magic voodoo dance
step 3 PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)
#
d'you do voodoo?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:33, archived)
# He's the man with the power
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)
# What power?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)
# The power of voodoo
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)
# who do?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)
# You do, you do
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Do what?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)
# REMIND ME OF THE BAAAAABE
#I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry
What could I do
My babys love had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew#
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)
# ^this is me winning btw
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Yes. Well done.
*pats head sympathetically*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# *dials 999 and puts the kettle on*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
# :D
Tea-Naw Tea-Naw Tea-Naw Tea-Naw Tea-Naw sugarsugarsugarsugarsugar
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Dammit
now I really do need to put the kettle on and make another cup of tea :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)
# worse things happen at sea
in fact, worse things happen in kitten baskets, more tea is v good.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)
# ^
*nomination for post of the week*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)
# *bows
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)
# *notices Ring of Doom*
Has anyone ever seen his holiness and goatse man in the same room?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I have..
:/
*mindpissed*
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *zips up*
Sorry about that...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)
# those teeth give me the *fear*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
# G'day!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Yay - Koala Ning!
NING Sir Dave!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:05, archived)
# KWALAR
Apparently I'm one of them when I'm worried, and then the rest of the time I'm an otter. My best friend's a bit strange.

Good morning lovely hat chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:05, archived)
# *blushes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:12, archived)
# *feeds fish marinaded in eucalyptus
zomg, you've gone past 50000!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Mmmmmmm, trouty cough sweet fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)
# was there a big party for the 50000?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Hah, not in the slightest.
I forgot, and then now I can't be arsed. Plus I don't want to inflict myself on you lot again- not yet anyway.

I may do something with the corset, tricorner and cutlass if I can be bothered later- but you've caught me at a bad time (in the middle of MGS4)....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)
# hah
so, 5 hours of cutscenes 20 mins of game play later you'll be done yeah? :P
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)
# It's really not as bad as Yahtzee made out
yeah, it's cut scene heavy, but LOADS of gameplay. He's just being stompy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)
# heheh
yeah i'm sure.

Played a couple of them but just couldn't get into it, just one of those things i guess. Not for me.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Like me and Zelda games. Or Mario.
Had a bash, not for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:31, archived)
# NING CAPTIAN !
10 Wow look at her!

* Do I have the delete my sign hat now that comps over?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Me?
MY CORSET ARRIVED YESTERDAY! It's fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)
# pix or gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I am emailing them to photofuckit.
Expect gazzing presently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)
# * Signs up to photofuckit
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)
# ooooooh
*rubs thighs in a vic-reeves styleee
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I are sended it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:17, archived)
# why can't female fashion...
be more about that, than about city shorts and neon bullshit?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Because not all ladies are as fucking ace as myself
and your wonderful little lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:22, archived)
# hehe true true
luckeh boy am i
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Eeeraaarnoooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)
# eranoo indeed wobbly bloke
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)
# You have won
a collection of stale biscuits!
Eranu?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)
# YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)
# yeah
should be a fat hat


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Like this?
* Not sure if I should enter that as the Fat Britain or Icon challenge?
* Also not happy with the neck, but never mind...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
I like it anyway, top work!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:17, archived)
# does he clean himself
with a rag onna stick?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:24, archived)
# g'day yer galoot!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:09, archived)
# *waves*
hehehe, excellent stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:09, archived)
# strewth !
gday mate
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)
# *hangs corks round hat*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)
# IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!
blam!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)
# yay!
although shouldn't he be upside down?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)
# can you do a cow?
hello Koala
*waves back*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:17, archived)
# * I've done a cow
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)
# not like that you dirty boy
:s
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:20, archived)
# *does a cow*
*feels guilty about it*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:20, archived)
# good EVENING
from down under
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Love the one in the tree :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)
# funny . . .
he loves you



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:24, archived)
# squirrel?
no tits!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)
# good morning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)
# GLeeeeeees!
and *waves*
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)
# 3rd July - Portrait
(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:15, archived)
# OH FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:18, archived)
# that is a bit of wonderful right there!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:18, archived)
# I like that one a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:18, archived)
# i am in awe of your chicken, sir
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:24, archived)
# now that's just beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:26, archived)
# 'ning Toatsy
you never use MSN anymore?

EDIT: AND have me on ignore . . . C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:29, archived)
# he's just in awe of you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:42, archived)
# well . . . . . DUH!
he told me he's scared of animating stuff because of my crappypaintmashanimations . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:46, archived)
# *clicks*
Funniest post of the year!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:45, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:54, archived)
# 'ello!
Braw! Jabba the sock! C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:00, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:02, archived)
# yes it was good wasn't it
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:07, archived)
# *ignores
not really!
'Ningles all :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Sorry Dave, I was at home then left for work, I'm at work now
(and shall now disappear for most of the day)

Ad no, I never remember to have MSN on and less so when I'm in the office
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)
# beautiful


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:29, archived)
# :D
nice..hat!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:30, archived)
# ace!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:32, archived)
# you are feckin woosome man, truly woosome.
i love your diversity.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:37, archived)
# yum yum!
splendid goodness for the eyes makes clickety clickage.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Stuff of lulliness!
Woo!

& 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:49, archived)
# ^ C O C K !
* That's lovely, I am going to like 3rd July - Portrait Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:53, archived)
# yay he survived yesterday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:53, archived)
# was he crossing the road?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:02, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8520102
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:04, archived)
# eek!
*bumgusts*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:07, archived)
# hahaha
Yesterday I responded with COCK as well!

Followed by: Woo and Today, I will mostly be lurking - That didn't really work, did it?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Lovely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:55, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Nothing like a big cock to start the day
Ningles all...

I'm fighting a hangover with coffee, lucozade and coke.

DO you think thats wise?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Absolutely awesome.
Do you do big prints of your work?

Edit: aha, you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:01, archived)
# yes, he does
he doesBig Prints


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Bloody Charles. Bless him, he is a bit of an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:07, archived)
# yes, he only talks to organic flowers . . .
he only talks to organic flowers . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:07, archived)
# His Duchy original biscuits aren't much cop either.
I'd still rather have one of my own patented seedy honey biccies. Seedy as in sunflower and sesame seeds, not back-streets-in-Soho.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:08, archived)
# ah . . .
*disappoints at explanation*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Tishpshaw, they're lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)
# who knows, he/she hardly answers anyone :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Ahhhhhh one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:12, archived)
# yup 'fraid so :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Someone needs to invent an autoclick "I like this" button
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)
# what a joyful thing.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:20, archived)
# oh wow
the beautiful colours... ahhh *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming to a reinforced pier near you this Summer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:11, archived)
# hahah!
ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:13, archived)
# DEYS GOT SOME TEEF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
that's fab


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:34, archived)
# large!
fear the massive grin
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Yup
No doubt they'll try and wreck Southend pier again.
Shopped pics only here btw!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:51, archived)
# :D
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:55, archived)
# OH NOES! HE'S GOT MUFFINS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:57, archived)
# DAMN SEXY MUFFINS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:58, archived)
# Finished cooling as I shopped, eating one as I type.
Tastes like boner...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:00, archived)
# there it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:06, archived)
# #
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:38, archived)
# CAPITAL # WITH BOTH SHIFT KEYS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:45, archived)
#
✌
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:53, archived)
# IT DOESN'T MEAN BUTT IF IT AIN'T GOT THAT JUT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:54, archived)
# THIS IS TRUE
I HAVE MY DOUBTS ABOUT UNICODE. THE LACK
OF SHIFTING IN THE STANDARD, IN FAVOUR OF
THE FLAT INDEXED METHODOLOGY, DISTURBS ME. ☹
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:08, archived)
#
┋
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:17, archived)
# tahkclab makes muffins then plays with his toys!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:15, archived)
# Yes, that I do.
LETS PLAY! HAWGH-HEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:22, archived)
# oh shit
fascist baked goods!


are they nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:26, archived)
# Nazi crumpets nice?
I should think not. They have plans to
annex the whole baked goods section.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:33, archived)
# they're already ready rounding up yum yums and putting them in to camps where they extract the fat and sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:39, archived)
# FUCKING YUMYUMS DESERVE IT FOR THEIR SHIT NAME.
AND FOR KILLING CHRIST AND SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:51, archived)
# AND FOR BEING THE SICKLIEST SWEEST BAKED GOODS EVER
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:09, archived)
# *NOTES TIME STAMP*
</GAYSHIFT>
 
Ning!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:11, archived)
# another rocky night reef negotiated fearlessly by the intrepid gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:13, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:53, archived)
# NICE NICE NICE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:41, archived)
# HITLER TARTS! WHOLE HORDE OF THEM!!
I thought there was just the pair, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:45, archived)
# LEMON CURD WILL FUCK YOU UP, MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:52, archived)
# NOT MUCH FUN IN STALINGRAD, NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:46, archived)
# ALL THE WAY TO PAKISTAN, BABY JUDY.
FUCK IT'S BEDTIME TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:52, archived)
# THEY'D BE NICER IF YOU MADE THEM WITH MAYONNAISE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:51, archived)
# THAT IS MAYONNAISE, IT'S JUST YELLOW BECAUSE I MADE IT WITH BANANA PEELS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:53, archived)
# THAT WAS FROM B3TA'S 'NICE' PHASE, WHEN EVERYONE HATED EACH OTHER AND THERE WAS A LOT OF BLOOD IN OUR STOOLS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:55, archived)
# DICKBUTTS:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:50, archived)
# IN SHIT SAUCE, $19.99
WITH CAT CHEESE, $21.99
AIDS DIP $1 EXTRA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:58, archived)
# HEY WAITER, I ORDERED EBOLA ROLLUPS.
those look good, and i am off to slumberland. 'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:02, archived)
# Night pb.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:52, archived)
# O HAI GUYS
 
     
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:08, archived)
# rapitniue isn't dead.
fucking pay up.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:14, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:15, archived)
# By using SCIENCE™ we can look into his dream...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:19, archived)
# Meee-WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:23, archived)
# I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOO FAMOUS FOR THIS PLACE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:32, archived)
# NOTORIOUS.
 
naw, I just be pumpin' for the man of late.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:38, archived)
# o hai!
where have you been? tell us your adventures.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:42, archived)
# uhh.. I've been right here.
Working on my work and not seeing b3ta.

So I miss out on fucking masterpieces like this:
www.b3ta.com/board/8204096

Adventures?
Just the usual sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll.
Although it has been mushroom season and I did have some last week and that was not so usual.
WITH LESBIANS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:54, archived)
# LESBIAN MUSHROOMS!
OH THE ADVENTURES ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:00, archived)
# I've already said too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:04, archived)
# FUN-GALS THEY WERE, TOO, I BET.
you missed a lot of crazy shit. we had a baking compo, it was brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:03, archived)
# yeah it was fun but the one hadn't taken it was less than impressed with her girlfriend's antics.
although remarkably tolerant.

I did see a mayonnaise cake recipe last week, I think?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:05, archived)
# mayonnaise cake is imaginary, no-one would make such a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:08, archived)
# SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:12, archived)
# LOOK, A BAKERY CONTEST.
1ST PRIZE: CHOCOLATE BOMBE.
2ND PRIZE: LEMON-POPPYSEED CAKE.
3RD PRIZE: VANILLA CHEESECAKE.

...
...
...

908TH PRIZE: MAYONNAISE (HAHA) CAKE (?)
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:16, archived)
# I HOPE DICKCAKE IS SOMEWHERE IN THE TOP HUNDRED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:18, archived)
# I'M OVER DICKCAKE THESE DAYS. TOENAIL CAKE IS WHERE IT'S AT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:25, archived)
# FAT LIES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:21, archived)
# HEY!
I RAN OUT OF SUGAR, WHAT CAN I PUT IN MY CAKE INSTEAD?

HOW ABOUT MAYONNAISE?

OH OK.

...

HEY I HAVE NO MAYONNAISE FOR MY SANDWICH, WHAT SHOULD I SPREAD ON IT?

TRY A CUP OF FLOUR.

OK I WILL.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:18, archived)
# WOULD ANYONE LIKE SOME OF MY WORLD FAMOUS MAYONNAISE CAKE?
NO THANKS, I'M SAVING ROOM FOR MUSTARD CAKE.

OK BUT JUST A LITTLE, I HAD KETCHUP CAKE EARLIER AND A RELISH COOKIE WITH A COLD GLASS OF VINEGARMILK.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:24, archived)
# POSTBEAR IS A CLOSED BOOK.
WITHOUT A COVER. OR A TITLE.

ALSO: THE BOOK HAS NO WRITING IN IT AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WRITE IN IT. OR DRAW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:28, archived)
# LIES!
I AM A BEST-SELLER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:38, archived)
# THAT WAS A LITTLE WHILE AGO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:08, archived)
# Yes, it was fun. I should bake something right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:07, archived)
# RIGHT NOW?! MADNESS.
if i'm ambitious i'll bake cookies on saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:11, archived)
# Nazi lemon poppyseed, oven warming.
Only 10pm, I can still see the sun of tomorrow on the horizon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:13, archived)
# mmm, sounds good.
make some lemon butter to spread on them - way better than icing in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:20, archived)
# Sweetened or tart?
I usually have the lemon plain, not even regular butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:24, archived)
# tart for me, but suit your taste.
i make it with a bit of grated rind, a little juice, and lemon thyme if it's summer (i have a pot growing now). i think most people use it for feesh, but i like it on pasta and baked goods.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:28, archived)
# FUCK YEAH BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 6:15, archived)
# OH HAI!
U HAZ OCTOPUS NOW TOO?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:54, archived)
# smoochums smoochy kiss kiss
/
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:57, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:33, archived)
# urrrg
zombie1 copy
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 4:48, archived)
# gay italian zombie.
that is not ray romano.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 4:54, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 4:55, archived)
# MY BROTHER IS TALL AND MY WIFE CAN'T COOOOK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:09, archived)
# i love raymond.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:11, archived)
# YEAH, YOU AND WHOSE ARMY?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:12, archived)
# WY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:00, archived)
# AH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
so far these are all fab and remind me of someone . . . in this case Alan Partridge.

Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:29, archived)
# i'd say he has an underactive thyroid, but that would be rude.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:45, archived)
# A still from summit I'm up to
Can anyone please tell me if it is too dark on their monitors. i.e. you can't see it all.
Many Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 4:27, archived)
# TOO BROWN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 4:30, archived)
#
ok, I'm expelling the brown right now
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 4:32, archived)
# It is dark.
Have to boost it quite a bit to see.
BTW: Your atomic anim sort of inspired this

An excuse/theme to use the neat boom sprite. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 4:31, archived)
# KABLAMO!
oh, and thanks for feedback...
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 4:33, archived)
# WOAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:14, archived)
# THIS ANDROID HAS MEAT FINGERS
 
THIS MAKES IT A SAD ANDROID
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:09, archived)
# i can see it, i like it.
which is trouble, because my taste isn't popular. better give up now and start in another direction or you'll be doomed to failure.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 5:50, archived)
# i like this
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 7:57, archived)

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