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# sorry


b3ta.com/board/8525451
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I've got an auntie who looked like this
even before she had a stroke...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# officelol you bad bad man
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Michael Winner?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hahah!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydL3yDG-ci8
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Hmm...

Edit: Now with super-animation!

Still image www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55979/1215096101/ForsytheSaga.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Brilliant Expression!
Woo 2 u!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# honk honk!
animate the hand doing a squeeze please!

also woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# YESSIR!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Bootifuil
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# she seems somewhat
underwhelmed.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I was going to make her frown
but I'm not that good

EDIT: Or maybe I am... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# the cad
she's got a bit of a wide head... clearly full of knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# That's superb!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# longer!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# 280 pixels of pfft
someones hopeful
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Hahaha, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I'm back
did everyone behave themselves?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# As far as I could tell.
I've been a busy bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# haha....
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
WOO YAY

www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/jul/03/marksspencer.retail1
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# fake
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# haha
That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# It's true!
No one does failure like M&S.. they usually bounce back (sort of) but their cockups are indeed epic in size
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Faster little Chimpy, they is coming!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# RELOAD!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# It's a movie gun,
he never needs to reload.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# that's ok then
lot's of baddies!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# RELOAD!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# ._.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# _
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Ahhhh...!
You got me!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# winningest of all the hats!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha - Your mad?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Displeased Eyebrows
Anger demonstrated!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Turn the gun on it's side
it's so much more gangsta

& take off that pink T-shirt you silly monkey!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] one more before work
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Sans and kidney dialysis ftw!
EDIT and I can't believe you left the Centre for Disease Control logo in the bottom right alone...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] didn't even notice


thats better
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Better :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# shakey head moment
i always miss the subtle things
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# i think we need to 'rein' you in a bit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# renal excitement is NICE
?

Really excellent Indian 'nanas?

Oh oh oh, I've got it. Romanian elks in Newport.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# they'll take anyone in Newport
also: christ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I'll look at it later, it's time for the two minutes hate.
:-)

Frightening.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# O_O
where's that tinfoil hat again?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Reins is olde english (and current french) for kidneys
wacca wacca?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# OooooOOOOOOoooooh hark at you, Jacques Cousteau-Sarkozy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Mmmm
steak and kidney ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# teehee
"CDC" ;)
(Virulent, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Been a while
But this was too good to pass up.
fachoff

Cheers to b0b the scott for the idea!
(Dan Jaw, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Needs more Face from The A Team!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# ^ What those two ladys said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Hahahaha ^what that said
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Ha ha
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# curse your mindpissage
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Mwahaha!
Fear my lightening speed fingers!

EDIT: THAT WAS RESEARCH! Re: your sig :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# hehe
I luffs Spaced.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# You're right
I should have put more thought into it :P
(Dan Jaw, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I'm redexing, but is it anything like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Dirk Benedict
or Hilary Clinton?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# BOTH!
at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# GAH!
Please pass the mind bleach
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# should have put Dirk Benedict on the left
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Impressive lurking.
...and a lovely FP with the dog's nose!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# mmmmm tagline
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# There needs to be a b3ta group on Hoffbook
See you there!
(Dan Jaw, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] yo momma....etc


Aint done a compo in ages
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Hahaha
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha
*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha
www.b3ta.com/board/8525389
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# DONT!
Start that again
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# uh-oh
www.b3ta.com/board/8525402
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# hahahha!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Gravy transfusion!
Hilarity ensue, bulbous you may seem!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Haha!
*has another idea*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# pffft
yo momma got an afro with a chinstrap!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Top Banana....
aaaahhhhh! *Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# 10 pies on your shirt
gravy boat still gleaming
loads of lovely peas
bowl of mash still steaming
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# can't feel my bones
can't feel my bones
can't feel my
just can't feel my bones
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# wtf
NURSE!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# 10 pies on my shirt
Frank Lampard still eating..

EDIT: gah you mindpissing bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# WILL EVERONE PLEASE GET OUT OF MY MIND
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# NO
WE'RE HERE TO STAY

ooh what's that stain in the corner...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# never mind that
and don't go through the black door
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# *enters through the "Back Door"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *licks stain*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# any last words?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# no!
*starts reading mental porn stash*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# eww!
Don't read the one about his first venture into homosexuality . . . with Timmy Mallet

*shudders*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# at own risk
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# You are all of teh wee today!
PS ?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# heheh
spent all that time reading it b/w to find horses, i wont really kill you, i think you're fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Haha cool I thought for a moment you were on the verge of a mindpiss-induced psychotic episode...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
no fear

*hides very big knife
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# "10 pies on a shirt...
Fray Bentos still dripping
30 feet of girth
My XL shirt's ripping"

etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# 10 pies on my shirt
piss the mind of saccharine


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# *makes foil hat
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# England soccer is poor let-down
Mimic the Brazil and succession will be within oneself
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# you truth speaker
execute involvers in debacle of recent, happy making history.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# look at it carefully
it's a new type of footballs
secret function
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Statement secure in meaning.
Consider problem "over the box," without contest
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# uncontest, is thought tight spot
through only winning glory is a certains!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# 10 pies on my shirt
in my pockets is some crackling
hot food can hurt
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Well I thought it was nice
*Even if no one else commented...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Wahey thanks
not quite what I had originally intended but there's a joke in there somewhere.

/trying to focus on the societal problems of this compo rather than just taking the mick out of fat people blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# woo
b3ta is full of angry geeks
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I think tis funny
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Newsflash!
(Virulent, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Damnit
Piling on the pounds = pilling on the pounds.
Lost clarity in the compression :(

It's a pound coin. he's pilling on it.

*hangs head and sadly leaves*
(Virulent, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# thought of this last night
and just rememberd.


turns out the more i thought about it the less funny it got
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Let the wookie win :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# ahhh
had a feeling it may have bindun
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# A'noon Barb!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# 'noon!
Yep, work has ground to a halt as usual :¬\
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Awesomeness, you say?
I'm ready, for this is indeed awesome!
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
#

:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
# HA!
Send that to him!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# ^this
he'd better dig it!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I must admit, I thought of you when I watched this :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Haha!
He is quite smack on the money about most web comics, although it does seem to remind be alot of Ctrl-Alt-Del, than any other comic.

Afternoon b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# its about the only comic with a dead baby
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# There is this which is quite wrong.
deadbaby.alanv.org/archives/000191.html
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha.
Which web-comic had a go at Yhatzee, anyway? I'm guessing someone must have done...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# They sure will now...
But that's probably what he's aiming for.. ;-)

Reversed psychology..or something..
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I'm not sure they have yet, I think the depictiction of him was metahumour
and also an anticapatory defence.

Although if anyone did it would be Ctrl-Alt-Delete which essentially all of the video was about.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Because of the miscarrage coment,
and some of the remarks at the end it sounds like tim buckley.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Well that's what I was thinking,
but I can't see anything on CAD...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# It's a story arc tim had been using.
Plus alot of other artists think he is a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I was disappointed
that he didn't mention the exception to the rule: Webcomics that feature Buxom *edit - modestly endowed rodents.
Besides, you depict yourself as a hamster.

Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahah I love this :D
Make sure he sees this :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# he's not wrong
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Yahtzee rules. Fuck off Jack.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] A surefire way of stopping the problems with benefit claims overnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# You should compo that ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# ^what she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Hahaha

cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# You want some cock?
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# ^What she said
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# *waggles clitoris*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Well it looks like a cock...
..only much smaller?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# No, no
you're just very far away!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# *Moves closer


Nope - it still looks bloody small!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I am enjoying to laugh.
Obesity for fun sake!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# that'll teach them
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Nah nah nah nah Betman!

*cries a little
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Oh dear gods ...
*starts weeping quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# That's crap...s!
C]:0D



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# He can't have known the rules,
he must have been winging it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I've died from these puns
I need moth to moth.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# himjim: a sad loss to humanity
he was a (cater)pillar of the community


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
#
a shame he went çoçoon
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I've got children
who will Lepidopt(era) them?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I bet you an tenner nobody volunteers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Instead of "Lepidoptera"
I red "Admiral"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# ooof
I think you got me beat. Proper office snigger/choke on lunch.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# his mate was on a winning streak though . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# BOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# holy schmoly
those needs health and safety signage
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# She could take my eye out with those!

EDIT: Who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# thats why im forced to now write
in braille
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I'm Signing up to Casino Dealer School!
www.ildado.com/casino_dealer_schools.html
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Hedgehog from Hell?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# groan!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha!
Is that the cup final?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# AHhhhhahahahahaha
you daft arse :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# ha ha - dinner dinner dinner betman
the man on the left looks like the one on the right, or have i left a mirror on my screen again
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# AND....
If you turn you screen upside down...

The one on the right looks like the one on the left!

*How clever is that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Tell the internets of this witchcraft
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# AND...
If you turn your monitor round 180 so you can see the back...

You should see this!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# slamina eht lla fo tesb
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# uoy llik lliw i
yllaer ton
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# No I shall resist
for i knoweth your japes and you draweth the unbeware unto horsey territory from whence they never return*


*contains exaggeration, always lead the rabel if its chinese
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# lacist
yllaer ton
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# The
black die is painted wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Boras the anachronism, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha *spang*
Allow me to dig out this...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# :(

thanks to WaspBox for the idea on bench related subjects :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Poignant!
www.b3ta.com/board/8525064

thanks to Prof Undercover for the idea on bench related subjects :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# :(
IN MEMORY OF THE IRON ORE MINED TO CREATE THIS PLAQUE
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# :(
IN MEMORY OF THE PROTOPLANETARY MASS THAT BECAME THE IRON ORE MINED TO CREATE THIS PLAQUE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# IN MEMORY OF THE BENCH THAT WAS SET ALIGHT TO MAKE THIS BONFIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# IN MEMORY OF MEMORY
/Alzheimer's
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Marx blog
JUST LIKE LISe YATES
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Dedicated to the memory of Lise Yates
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# post a wikipedia link if you like hairy bums
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# De-ris
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanks_for_the_Memory_(Red_Dwarf_episode)

Bugger. Brackets have b0rked the link.

Least you can guarantee no horses

EDIT OK so I spelt the name wrong first time round, and it's dedicated to the memory of the memory.

*removes anorak*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# *flares nostrils like Rimmer having a particularly good
memory of something, even if it really isn't his*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Yvonne McGruder?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)
# *FLARES*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# *Bell-Bottoms*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *guitar-elbows*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *drum-adamsapples*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# *fuck-socks*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# It's OK
It's the thought that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# marx has nothing to so with red dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *bangs head against desk*
*goes to ideas and glitches section - a button to remove a post and associated thread from where it was randomly stuck and replace it in a more relevant location*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# i'll randomly stick you in a random location
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# *looks around*
WTF am I doing in Saskatchewan*?

*Saskatchewan - officially the most random location on Earth
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# ALBUQUERQUE
Hot dog
jumping frog
alma cookie
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Haha Albuquerque-piss
now that's random...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# That's Albuquerquewang!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# i'm frankly terrified
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_o_QlyyVIo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# WHATTHEFUCKHAPPENEDHERE
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# That's my face
you cheeky bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# BUTMYMIND
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# That song needs to be dragged from it's bed out into the street in the middle of the night
And shot in front of it's family.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# some people don't find weird al funny
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq69USEijWQ
but i defy you to not find this entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I love this
if it's what I think it is.

I.
HATE.
SAUERKRAUT.


Yes? I can't see youtube at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# yes
yest it is
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY MIND
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# fuck knows,
i was aiming for Albuquerque
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Nicely!
However my bandwagon-sense is now twingeing somewhat...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Holy Hand Grenade, Batman!


yes, I know it's the wrong character but I like the Holy Hand Grenade. And the alliteration lends itself well to Batman and Robin.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# To the Bat-bench
Quick!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *dons cape and punches hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# In Memory
Of A Bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# The memory of a memory of a bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Two people posting on similar grounds is not a bandwagon
so let's nip it in the bud now, before it becomes one...

edit/ someone doing one in paint with no effort or humour whatsoever would tip it over the edge...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# three if you include monkeon's original.
But I agree, I wasn't trying to encourage anything...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Yes, I'd forgotten monkeon's original already!


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *opens up Paint*


*thinks better of it and closes Paint*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# BENCH! LOL!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# come see my awfu; webcam show
www.live.yahoo.com/sickrik
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# At least you posted it within an existing thread
You get points for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# GET YOUR COCK OUT
oh he's gone
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# been messing with photomatix
it makes nice hdr pictures
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# ooooh lovely!
is hexy around?
one of his songs is on youtubes front page.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# If you google "youtube"
No Hands is there
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# looks rather squished to be hdr, got a clicky for unoptimised?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# yeah
but its hooooog
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hoowuige!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# indeedly
asboloosley maaahooosive
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# indeed, git wass
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# PIER!
Look out for Thora Hird!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Peeress Thora Hird, shirley?
she wont be a pier
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# she smelled like
she was a pee-er


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# this reminds me, I must complete editing that thing I got off gifdump before it died
the constructionyness of the pier reminds me that is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# HDR??
looks nice and woosome whatever hdr is
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# huge dangerous rhinos
*may be hidden
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# can someone explain to me the point of HDR images?
they just look like the contrast is all fuckedup
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# well,
they allow you to store more information in the picture, specifically in the very high and very low brightness regions, so that you don't lose information when editing the pic. it's supposed to reflect how the human eye is able to dynamically change how much light is able to enter, thus being able to see in bright and low light conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# i like photomatix
big style!!

see my morris

farm4.static.flickr.com/3067/2450299008_8f81148bee_b.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# oooow
thats a bit nice
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# That
is gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# i
thanks you very muchly
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Funny that because I was messing about with MSPaint earlier...


* Did you rob my image for yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# yeah its amazing
what photomatix can do!
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# selfharm could resolve pasta problems forever!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ummmmmm saucey
should i eat my refresher bar now or save it for later?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# do you have scissors or a sharp knife?
half now, half later!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# no it must be enjoyed as a whole bit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# NOW NOW NOW
you'll still be able to taste it later as you lick it from the gaps between yr teeths
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Now!
And buy one for later too!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Pizza antibodies FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# NOM
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# just messing about.
would quite like to see this on a t-shirt.

Photobucket

Bigger

I'm sure theres a gap in the "clothes for 14 year old emos" market.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# of course there's a gap
there's thousands of gaps

due to all the cutting
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# mind the gap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# he he he
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Would probably make more sense for the comically inclined
However here are my efforts to make DC Zombies (the other two are linked because of filesizes, and because they look rubbisher)


Batman Zombie
Superman Zombie
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Everything is cooler with zombies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# sex?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I said everything didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# By "everything" did you mean "everything" or "everything"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# it would mean more holes to rut
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# there is no feeling like entering a dry zombie anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Eating cocopops?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# i was reading about suspension (flying around on meathooks for shits and giggles)
they have a thing called 'rice-krispies'. After a good session of being suspended by spikes on chains the spikes are removed, the skin then has to be smoothed down because of air bubbles, when it is smoothed it snaps crackles and pops.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Sorry, but in the words of Shakespeare
"What the fuck?"

1 how did you find out about such a practice?

2 why were you reading around it (unless it's a thing you're into - nowt wrong with that)

3 Gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# heh
1 reading blog about body-art (modblog) or bizarre, can't remember

2 just a casual perverted observer, not into it myself

3 crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Sorry, you've not heard of it before?!
Do you live under the sea?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# To be honest it's not the kind of thing you encounter in everyday life.
Unless you watch those shit sex shows on five and virgin 1 which make you want to gouge your eyes out.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
#
gouge your eyes out fwap yourself giddy

Don't lie jeru, you love it
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Those sex shows are so unerotic it's almost awe inspiring.
How they manage to take fetish material which is supposed to act like a forbidden fruit like substance and turn it into an issue of Nuts magazine is beyond me.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hah, yeah, it's pretty tragic innit
it also cracks me up that fetish (which is the sexualisation of an unrelated object/practice) has become a thing of it's own. Weird man. Foucault's interesting to read on fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# **hopes for statspage quote**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# No thanks - I'm driving
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# sex whilst driving is out
but posting on b3ta is in?

It's a mixed up world
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Too right!
It's very easy if you balance your laptop on the end of your................"$&^££


*Fucksocks (but try and keep you eye on the road ahead!)

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I've dreamt of zombie sex.
It was rather good actually.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hokay
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# you know this thing about sharing a story
sometimes, it pays to stop halfway through the story

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# woo yay
the zombies series had lovely artwork but i thought the story was somewhat retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# hah!
awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# nice pics.

i looked at the marvel zombies series because it was written by robert kirkman, but it just looked a bit shit to be honest.

the walking dead on the other hand is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# There is a cross over one with Ashley Williams/Bruce Campbell in which was pretty mental.
Although he didn't really do much other than tit around given the fact everyone was a superhero.

A lot better than the normal superhero comics though, instead of the typically two dimensional plots and characters you get to see superheros eat their own family and stuff...
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# *gets hummus
Just got a smashing idea for a pic! Look for it later

Bruce Campbell's zombie soup
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Could it be spicy soup?
Hail to the Zing baby....or something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# there will be limbs and green goo
chainsaws and fun.

Just like disney land
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Fun?
Disneyland?...

Hmmm
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# i'm going to take you to eurodisney
so we can get on with our affair
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Arrgghh, run for your lives!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# NOOoooo
this large man will devour us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# or perhaps just those of us whom he can catch?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Pfft.
Tubby fucker.
www.b3ta.com/board/8524255
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I love that :D
*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Thankee
*also clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# is he made of mint-choc chip?
Mmmmmmmmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

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