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# It gets earlier every year

Sorry my flatmate joked about it and it's been stuck there since.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hahhaha
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

thus this gets a click
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# she's fantastic in the Portratit of Dorian Gray
But then so's everyone in that film
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# i liked her in the company of wolves.
and murder she wrote.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I always thought she was a bit suspect...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
well wherever she goes murders happen. now i'm not pointing the finger..but murder does follow her.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just slip this in here...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Why is she turning in to Tony Curtis?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# i am scared.
www.huembwas.org/Pictures2/Curtis/curtis1.jpg

specially after watching monte carlo or bust the otherday and thinking he was quite dishy in his day..i may retract that.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# maybe he's turning in to Angela Lansbury
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# or liberace minus the fur coats and masses upon masses of bling.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Apparently he's really ill at the moment
there was an interview in the Gruaniad with him.

I always thought he was a top bloke if a bit a ladies man.
But if you were as handsome as he was, who can blame you
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# well exactly. i would have,,,just now he's all shiney and weird looking. bless him.
always a shame thoes these once attractive people always go for that shiney-skinned plastic surgery look. it's most odd.

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *cough*cosmetic surgery*cough*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# NO I HAVEN'T!!!! all natural here daaaaaarling.
have you been reading heat magazine again?

hello snookums.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hello snugglykins!
haha

:D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# holy fuck, HAHAHAHAH!
how did I not notice that??


edit: and that was my 3000th post :P
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# She'd get it
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# i just saw your she-man picture!!! it's excellent!!!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# thank you
yours was ace!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# aww you're too kind sir!
:D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hahahaha thats ace!


Dez, Lez and Bez eating Pez and playing on a Nes whilst wearing a Fez in front of a Dez Rez.Now with added Kes!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Ulyssesurama


I still have the theme tune in my head
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I still remember...
...the joy I had in my first ever band, where we sneaked the incidental fight type music into the middle of a cover version. I glee'd! :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# great..... ulyseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
into vid here with the tune www.80scartoons.co.uk/ulysses-31.html
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I love you for posting this.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# never mind the quality
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# hmm..
i'm having a thick day i think...

I'm RISing (i get the fork handles reference, but have not idea who the other fella is)

I mean woo.. i was just being thick (although i did figure it out on my own in the end ;-) )
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Picasso?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# it came to me whilst shaving, sorry
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# did you almost lose an eye shaving ??
Christ that's a gross thought.. shaving your eyeball...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# aye.. i got there :-)
some days the grey matter just don't do anything.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# picasso
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# After 50+ years, he thought he'd do something, a little different.


(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Yea... But does it tile?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] He joined em in the never broadcast season finale
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
aceness...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# nicely done!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Has he been giving blowies again?
It's so much better when they don't have any teeth.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hahahaha
Nice Wheelie
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# has that wheelchair got a nappy?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# more
of a thong?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# haha...
great!

Edit: it's a pea.. but compo it!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# 'Ullo little old lady....

Nobody ever gets this.....
Edit: Why does the image not show up?? It did in preview, I promise it did!
Edit2: Fixed!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# There's lovely!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] after 'ning
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Marylin gets sexier by the day.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# what would marilyn monroe be doing if she was alive right now?
clawing at the lid of her coffin
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] "Sometimes we all get ... a little lost sometimes ... "
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# please replace the other 4
:D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# DTH's TLH


Click for bigger (66KB)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Brilliant!
Aceness! Thanks


(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# more than welcome sir!
:)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Cool, pube art
(Sorry, I like really)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Morning!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# you nutter!
I'm not old enough to know about this . . .



(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *SPANG*
My word Dave, that's appalling even by your standards!



and racist...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# i feel i must pea this
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# top!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# sorted
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Nawty Nawty
very nawty!

Woo!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# anybody got any WMDs?
Looooovely.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] jamie and the magic torque (wrench)...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# haha..
one of my first animations (hence the buggered up hair outline..
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# this
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# haha..
Nicely!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# pfffffffftttt
He looks so happy!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Calvin and V


Pssst! Pants!
    /
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahah!
ooh, and 3 2 1 post left before I hit 3000 :)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I cannot click this enough
words fail me
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# :D
But lets forget all that, everyone else is now going to be part of the revolution without any such training at all so your role is obsolete *blows self up in shit movie finale*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# *glares*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Sorry, but it was fucking dumb and shit
There is a reason why Evie takes over in the book and leads the masses, because he put her through hell to make her strong enough to do it without simply rioting.
The Wankshowsies clearly missed that point and then because it didn't not make sense enough, they decided to bring people back from the dead that made no sense whatsoever in a cheap "ooh what does that mean" bit of ambiguity.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# ^ this ^
Taking the Hollywood effect into account, I thought they did an excellent job overall, but there's no excuse for the end of this movie.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# the look was great
but they didn't get the story and failed badly by taking out the drugs and full torture/testing of V sequence
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# i think i remember reading an interview with the wachowskis saying they had to take that out because other wise it'd have been an 18 and cut out the market they were trying to aim the films message at
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
#
aim the films message at
take the most money from
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# well of course, thats hollywood sadly
i think the film could have been perfect if moore had just got off his high horse. ok League of extraordinary gentlemen was shit, but that doesn't mean they all will be, especially if he was to help with it, a la Frank Miller
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Sin City didn't excite me
The novelty black and white value wore off very quickly.
Makes me not want to bother with The Spirit even if the effect is a lot more polished now
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# the movie is different from the comic book, you can't expect something written 30 years ago to be kept intact, it'd be irrelevent now
torturing evie to make her strong didn't serve the same purpose in film as it did the book. rather than producing a new V, evie becomes a character able to lead the world after the revolution.

the bringing peope back from the dead was stylistic, it was just meant to represent that everyone who had died at the hands of the dictatorship was behind the wait of the revolution.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I FINALLY got around to seeing the 3rd Matrix film last week
what a heap of shit, but at least the Animatrix episodes are quite good (well teh half of them that I've seen)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# i love Animatrix
though i could never bring myself to see Revolutions. Reloaded let me down too much
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# thats how I felt, but I saw teh "ultimate boxset" thing on the cheap
some of the movie showed promise, but it all became a bit stupid, the final fight was lame, and the actual conclusion was just weak
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I was watching a bit of the first one the other night, the lobby sequence
It just makes me laugh now. Always thought propellerheads was a slightly odd choice, it now feels like Benny Hill music :D

(I do like the propellerheads though)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# it does a little doesn't it?
and the "there is no spoon" bit just makes me cringe now
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Words cannot describe how much I disagree with you.
EDIT: apart from those ones.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# explain to me the ending then
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I am as confused as a baby in a titty bar..
perhaps i'm missing out by having never seen this...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# hehe, nice :)
have a pea (not exactly applicable for compo):
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# :)
I does has that on Vinyl :)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I feel genuine fuzzy love for you for doing this.
*glomps*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# *drags conversation up here*
i think i may have to poke my head round the door of the wargames society at uni and see if they look human enough. necromunda looks damned cool.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha
I love the fact that I get this
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# genius
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# ahahahaa
*click repeatedly*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
fab :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Absolutely top notch.
Thoroughly deserving of the epithet "Epic".

Well done Sir.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Oh god I saw this recently.
I love it. Therefore I love you, and from below, it says "B3ta loves you." Therefore it's a whole big love fest.


WYH
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] this took too long
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# About a week too long I'd say :P
Good though.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# no reflection of the water
fake
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# so long that the compo finished!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# That's grand.
:D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# nicely
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# He's from plastic,it's the...
desk04_800
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# whack it into the links for the newsletter our kid
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# what is he so happy about?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# He has just had his way with 70 virgins
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# probably were
male virgins..

who want's virgins anyhow.. why not 72 sluty chicks who know what the hell they're doing?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# he found 70 virgins
he's not from round here then

why 70?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# he's got a massive robot body
what's not to be happy about?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# That Iran has no homosexuals and launched a ICBM yesterday
Natch
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] The Friendly* Ghost
*conditions apply

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ^this
is ace! :)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahaa!
This deserved many more replies!!!
:D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Click, sir! Click!
That's superb.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I been waiting for years to use these two!


Click for bigger (30KB)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# WTF!?!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# hahah, complete and utter insanity!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I never saw a bolus before
but now I have
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] It's cheeky compo pearoast time!


daaaaaaaayo daaaaaaaayo

(Woo!)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# you're sick..
i like it :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# .
Ugh, stomachs. My cat decided to eat half a bird (minus guts and one leg) and also be sick on the doormat some time last night... not a nice thing to have to clean up :s
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# well I did find a large frog in my gargen that a heron had been trying to eat...
poor thing was all opened up, but still alive and I had to put it out of its misery... horrible, that.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# eep!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# The Bee was always here when he arrived. . .

But this time, he had the feeling the Bee had other intentions

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# He is clearly Hitler,
and therefore deserves a damn good rogerring!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# oh boy...
boy...
I ain't gonna STING you boy...
not today... Boy...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Stingfly got cock.
:D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# It's safe to say
There's just not enough insect rape on the boards lately.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# is this a pink
doggy bone?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Whatever takes your fancy
:D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# yay :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Squeeze the weasel and he'll whistle.

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# pffft..
Squeeze the weasel/choke the chicken.. it's all the same ;-)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# that's very good
you're too good
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# you're too good to me baby!
*dry humps*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# You're no good for me I don't want no body
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# don't need no one
that's no good for me!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# it CAN be milked
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# bless his little weeping jap's eye face.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# awww, that seems cruel... poor lttle guy!
:)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I don't think it's cruel.
But, if it carries on whistling the first two bars of Birdie Song, then I'll be cruel.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# weasel against your treatment of weasels
:O
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Weasel!



(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Nothing like choking your weasel...
is it me, or is this a great day to be a B3tan?

So much good stuff
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# ^this
brilliant compo, and excellent entries! Oh, and some blinding non-compo posts too!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] If this were done in my "style" it would be medium to medium-rare.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# venison tartare!
*telly last night*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# please please please let me eat that
i am genuinely salivating. I fucking love a bit of venison. My wonderful sis is a bit of a dodgy country type, i get sorted with the odd moresel here and there!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
#
ry type
/phonetic insult blog
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# after discussing bloodbowl yesterday i took it upon myself to hunt down this upcoming pc game you mentioned
not only did i find that, i also found the 1995 BloodBowl dos game on Abandonia :) its great.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# huzzah!
edit: I spazzed back to check the thread.

Never played Mordheim but it looked similar and therefore probably fun.
Gorkamorka was meh. Ok but you I always felt "we could be playing necromunda now". Obviously, it's great if you like Orks :D

I still have my painted gorkamorka gang somewhere. Most of their vehicles were old die-cast cars given hacksaw treatment and new paint jobs. Hella-fun.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# bloodbowl
never played it, but liked the look of it in white dwarf
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# venison is the bestest of all gamey meats
always smells off when it's raw, but tastes divine when cooked
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# once left a leg in the fridge 2 days to long
the scent of death descended
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# what is it about me,
that despite the contents of this thread, I still envisaged a human leg for a good few horrified seconds there.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# haha.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# you and me both mate
phwoar i haven't had venison in yonks
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# hee hee
if you were to pack that into a condom you could bugger yourself with it and STILL have it suitable for eating later.

Everyone's Disney Dream (TM)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Medium-rare FTW
That is making me seriously hungry for venison
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# agreed
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Wrong!
Love it! :)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] floods ahoy

Paw and Maw Welsh Broon
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I'm enjoying this challenge
have I missed the bit where a load of malcontents whinge about it being shit and nothing like as good as the old days?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# acid house?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# help ma boab
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# dinnae shite in mae mooth
shite in mae mooth, shite in mae mooth, shite in mae mooth,
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Batpink....
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Lovely!



(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# hehe
:)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# YOU PARTY CANNOT HARM ME
MY PANTIES ARE LIKE A SHEILD OF COTTON
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# worst. shield. ever.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# or Mattfink
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)

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