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# Sandy was always known for performing in her bear feet...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Phwoooor!
I came across her cover of 'Sympathy for the Devil' the other day.

It's fucking ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Did you wipe it down afterwards?

(Vinyl is really handy for that)
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# cor
I want that

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# jajajaja
y cantando en español?
didnt know she sang em in spanish!
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Ning/Noon peeps


Struggling today. Really want to do one of these for the Heart of Gold (80s TV series natch...) but can't find any decent source pics. Vexing. Anyhoo..

Galactica-sized

Archive in profile
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# was it the shoe or the teapot in the 80s series?
I can't remember...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Yeah kind of like a trainer...
errr...ish...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Just don't mention the film version
It'll set people off.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I mentioned it once, but i think i got away with it.
should never have been made
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# All of these are super....
...I look forward to being able to purchase the full hardcopy versions on Amazon soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Ning, peeps.

I'd better draw Chloe today.
Her fans are getting angry with me 8|
What should she get up to?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# The Importance Of Jellyfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# ^this
On the social skills of the Sea wasp
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# FIGGING
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Chloe fending off an army of drooling b3ta fans
but not that successfully, as she would rather they got her...


Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Are they your boss?
No.

You're your boss.

If you really must bow to public opinion, have her lezzing it up in a bishop costume.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# skydiving
;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Morning Jack!
Chloe should get up to something really naughty today. And what told you her fans were getting angry? D:
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# The endless begging for Chloe pics.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Aha!
It was a dead give away! :D While I agree with Captain Wow, do what you must!
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# beg beg beg
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Like ignoring Final Demands notices
And spending the money on toys for the children, so they don't spend christmas crying, even though they are little shits who deserve it.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Pealing off her Latex body suite...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Setting Roy Hattersley on fire by lighting her farts
then pissing on him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Wouldn't he dribble himself out?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *dribbles myself out*
That's way more fun than you'd expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# oh, just draw her being buggered by Michael Elphick and his menagerie of Dutch midgets
and be done with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# haha
I wondered why he hadn't been on the telly recently
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Keeping a menagerie of Dutch midgets
is a full time job. Something he didn't really appreciate before taking it over from Keith Baron.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Too soon.
The memory is still too painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# guro
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Let's peep into her
cartoon foof.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Hyperdrive maintenance to the YT-1300 Millennium Falcon
sorry, these Haynes Manuals are really getting to me...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# i'm not a Chloe fan,
but dressing her up as a nurse might just convince me...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# *shock*
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# OH GOOD A SQUIRREL WITH TITS
fuck you
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# is there something wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# No, you fuck you.
Either that or draw something better.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Fail.
I see no squirrel here.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Badger with tits shirley
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# BTW
Are you going to color this?
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# LOL...
COLOR.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Ok fine
colour... jeez
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Chloe keeping Leonard
warm in some form or another :D
(thomp, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
#
Something involving a time machine, and hidden links

Are her boobs suddely smaller there? I like that a little :D

And dressed up as Zero Suit Samus!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Ning JJ
some eye-candy, pls.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Reading between the lines...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# so instead of "she's like no other"
it would be something like "keep those legs shut"?

(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# ha
PHILIP BAILEY
& TWAT

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Call him a twat all you like
I like his music.

Yeah, you heard. AND Simply Red. AND UB40.

Put the pitchfork down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
I got my BiL to smash his Phil Collins single. We're drummers, and after a few beers, I convinced him it was a crime.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# admitedly
I did walk into a record shop once and broke all the copies of Jive Bunny that they had
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# To be fair, everyone loves at least one shit thing.
Like at the moment I have two mates who are bumming the Ting Tings. One should know better, the other one's favourite band is slayer but he's loved Daphne and Celeste for quite some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I agree.
My favourite shit thing is Chesney Hawkes I Am The One And Only. IT'S ROCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I feel ashamed
as I saw them (ting tings)at a gig last week :/ (in fairness it was free and I did leave after the second song)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I like Daphne & Celeste
but that Ting Tings song makes me want to hit people
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Then judge ye not, little Nibblybun.
For I too detest the Ting Tings, but I am made to listen to them quite a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# heheheh
I'm not judging. Arguing with people about music taste is about the most pointless activity ever, bar wanking into a thimble.

it's on the arsing radio all the time in my office - if only I could hijack the media player and make em listen to Merzbow all day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Nice bit of Matmos
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# God they are shite
but in fairness they are only following the trend for shit bands that everyone wets themselves over for 5 minutes before admitting that they are shit.

Guilty pleasure?

Bros
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I love everyone's guilty pleasure music.
Apparently I should be ashamed of loving post-contemporary soul (early to mid 90s- think Bel Biv Devoe all the way to 3T and MN8)

I think NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# hahah I saw MN8 once
on a train in Staines
that ruined the mystery for me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Ah shucks
that'd have ruined it for me as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# ah
Whigfield
Hear'Say
Girls Aloud
Van McCoy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Bigwhoopwannafightaboutit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# with these feet....
...

*backs out very slowly....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# *drops pitchfork*
*walks into wall*
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Get away from me, you and your POP MUSIC
bloody Alma Cogan's bad enough

Beethoven wouldn't have put up with this, he'd have been out on the street with a placard saying BAN SICK POP MUSIC FILTH IN 200 YEARS' TIME NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Hot dog, jumping frog, Alma Cogan
Who's that? Is it Steve Coogan?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# indeed not
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alma_Cogan

This is where my dad's knowledge of 'pop music' ends
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# My dad had an ill advised mid life crisis
which included Jeremy Healy, moisturiser and necklaces.

Now he's back on track, listening to the Allman brothers and being beardy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# my dad went wrong somewhere
he likes the pet shop boys! (and no. He's not gay... I dont think! 8/ )
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# My best mate does too
as do I. I LOVE PSB, they're fantastic. Innovative, and Neil Tennant is one of my top inspirational musicians.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# not knocking them as I really enjoyed that
little film they did with Joss Ackland. Its just that my dad was into Cream and tull and the Who and the like and it just didnt make any sense for him to go all gay electronica
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# as mentioned above, my dad went from the allman brothers to jeremy healy.
it was....odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# that's what I mean!
ooh I once had some white powdery stuff with Jeremy Healy on top of his record box. (used to do visuals for raves) he was actually a nice guy and I forgave him for Hazy fantazy as I fancied the girl ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I haven't been to a rave in years
I sort of miss it, a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I know what you mean
but my ears dont ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# My dad had a similar thing,
but he got into Pet SHop Boys and ABC :S

It was a worrying time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# peanuts? no ta.....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# that's a seamingly very large hamster
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# are rodents getting bigger
or are the drinks measures just gettins smaller these days?

;P
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# it's these 24-hour binge hamsters we're getting now
clean em off the streets, I say
get them into proper jobs
National Service
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# yes!
clean the streets of vermin
or buy more cages and stop this "rodent fun pub" plague
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Hamsters FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# nom nom nom nom!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Ahhhh...

* One of my sons chipmunks died over the weekend and this makes me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *offers tissue*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Thank you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# sorry about your kiddies chipmunk :(
it's not a nice experience have a pet kark it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# is it /flufieh/toap/ time?
(PanSowa, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Fluufieh?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I wish I had the time to gaze lovingly at cat anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# haha
^
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# He has a dark side:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Hamsters!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# ..lil' bit of politics...


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# and not to waste a thread...


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# There's Osama!
oh...wait now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
#
www.amazon.co.uk/Wheres-Bin-Laden-Many-Others/dp/1741103320
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# It's funny because they all look the same!
Or something.

/national front blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
#
national affront, amirite folks?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# come on
Zimbabwe is not as bad as some places:

www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i38163
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Torcherers or torchbearers?
i always get that confused with the chinese

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Nice folks, all.
Hello Beau.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# ning!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# hear hear
and you can also add "Official Sponsors of the USA" (given the current debt situation, etc etc.)

sigh
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I'm not sure how this advertising would work...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# yes!
this^^
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Frankie likes this!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# *does the Blunkett Boogie*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# holy calamity scream insanity!
ning. just got my em results. logic is still a fail but i passed every other module with a 2.1. so big revision time starts now. how do t'day?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Nicely done, sport
I do alright, although I can't be fucked with work. Apart from your results how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# not too shabby, i've just woken up though so its too soon to tell.
i had a weekend full of excitement though. I wrestled a bank out of giving me £80 bank charges, met the man who wrote "my heart will go on" and successfully managed to get hammered whilst working, oddly on my bosses orders.

also i heartily recommend buying Warhammer 40k - Dark Crusade for the PC. its fucking amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Back at you, but with MGS4 on the PS3.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# ooo i can't play those games
not only because i don't own a ps3, but also because i lack any form of patience whatsoever. i especially for hour long cut scenes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# you can skip them if you like.
but you miss flashbacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# i've still never got past the second level on any of the other games though
i've never really be able to play sneak-em-ups. which is a shame because the theif series always looked so good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ooooh I loves them very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# right, captain. i'm going go do some showering, eating and revising
i'll catch you on the flip flop
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Later potater
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Is he any realation to Cyral Sneer?
oh, and woo!
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# What a hat!
Top work

Is there a lady's version?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Aaargh!
*runs and hides*
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# fecking hell! you managed to make her MORE scary? outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# who wouldn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# LAB WOM NETW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I find that confusing...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# never mind the eyes!
those ears are dumbotastic!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Mr Smiley Nose likes this post!

Woo and NING BOARD! (sorry I am late)

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Nice hat!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Yea I know...

* My moobs aren't bad either?

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I made a mermaid.
What do you think? Any suggestions for better shopping are much appreciated.

CFB (NSFW) CFB (Less nipple)
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# personally
rather than blending between the two i'd have a sharp line between scales and flesh, not neccesarily on a straight line, but the fade isn't quite right. Also the tail could be more shapely, could you mask with her original legs?

Nice tho
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# and the face.
needs to be more Aerial and less Jodie Marsh.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Aerial Sharon?
Wierdo!

edit/
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# oh yes
I love the way he dribbles out of one side of his face.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# hah
yeah, could be a prettier model, but that's not about the shopping
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Do you mean cut the scale layer along the edges of scales?
As fot the tail, the original pic didn't have legs on it. I made it out of a rectangular scale texture and the liquified it and blended in a fin at the bottom.

Cheers :-)
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# aye
nice
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# assuming mermaids live at some depth
she's too tanned ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# basking on rocks?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# do they live at depth?
I though they sat on rocks playing with their tits all day
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# This^
Although I got bored before I added in a rock for her to sit on.
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# no that's manatits you're thinking of
they have rules and everything. rackets. a scoreboard...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# a nicer bird
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# You could volunteer as the model if you want...
:-P
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# my internets too slow for it to load properly
so i'm only commenting on the thumb. I'd blend the fish bit with a gradient mask right up to her belly button. but other than that...nice
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Cheers
Is the gradient mask where you click "new layer mask" an then draw on it ith varying shades of grey to show through the layer underneath? I've not quite got the hang of layer masks just yet...
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# yep
just use the gradient tool (same place as the fill tool) on the layer mask
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# that would be it :)
and the varying shades of grey is the gradient fill tool...in fact, towards the very top of the fish bit i'd have a layer of scales bump mapped (displaced) slightly under the womans skin so it looked like fleshy scales, then fading into the fish with the layer mask.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Ooh, bump mapped
I think that was what I was looking for. Where do I find it?
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# in photoshop no idea, in gimp menubar: filters > map > bump map
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# nice effort
I would personally have made the tail fin a little larger/wider and perhaps not done the blend between the flesh.
Still. It's good as it is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I would expect mermaids to be prettier, to be honest
but personally I like the way you've blended it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Cheers :-)
And as for the attractiveness of the model, I refer you to my earlier comment: www.b3ta.com/board/8556089
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# arghhhh!my eyes!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Oww..
my head. Damn cold.
(cactusrob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# uncanny


I was going to reply to that one down there, but I'll put this here.

PS I call this "A Neocon's wet dream"
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Pfft
*tries to burn embassy*
*finds it is already razed to the ground*
*ponders the oddness of the phrase "razed to the ground"*
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# good point about "razed to the ground"
kind of implies there are other end-points for the razing.

I smell smoke...yep, it's the charred remains of our embassy.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I always thought that it implied that the building being burned was underground.
But then it would be a lot more diffcult to burn and a whle lot less satisfying...
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Well, at least they're cashing in....
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'd like to print this on 10,000,000 postcards and drop them all over the middle east!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# ahhh bless the oul muslims,
loving liberty and all that kinda thing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# By the power of greyskull...
...I have the power!

woo!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# .....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# You been reading the fart sniffing forum that
Kebab frequents?

TOAPP!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# i found that on encyclopedia dramatica and it's a screen shot hosted on SA
:S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Whatever you sex pest!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# that sad bastard has a woman to fart in his face and they won't even look at me
makes me sad :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# because of this nay saying attitude
i swear, act like you don't give a fuck, just temporarily, tell yourself you don't want a woman and one will show up. Just stop thinking about it.

This doesn't mean you have to stay aloof after you've snared their affections, it's just getting over that initial chemical hump.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# It is also has a lot to do with the fact that I spend more time on the internet
or in my office, or in a maths lecture than I do at "social" events. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# social events are bad places to meet chicks
in my experience they're always part of a group that you join or friend of a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Kebab!
So that's how it's pronounced. Cheers.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# nups it's a bastardisation
its pronounced "WHINYEMOFUCKAUSSIEGEEK"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# The winds of change
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Da na na na na na na...

BATPIG!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# hahahahahah! Outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Baaaaaaaaaaaaatpiiiiiiiiiiig
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# peeeeeeeeeeeeeeegs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# In best GIR voice: "I loveded you Piggy, whhhhyyyyy!?!?!?"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# parp is one of my all time favourite words.
in other news:
I just a found a mars bar in my drawer that I bought of friday and forgot about

Full of win!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Unexpected Confectionary!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# But how does it work?!?!?
*fears SCIENCE*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# SCIENCE is not to be feared
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Yes they is!
I read a story about a man once who was killed by SCIENCES put into a chair. He had killed a people.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# silly you
that was RELIGION!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# RELIGIONS IS SCIENCE!
JESUS WALKED ON CUSTARDS COZ OF SCIENCES!

NON NEWTONIAN FLUIDS IS SCIENCE!

KeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKeKe!

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# non newtonian fluids are a pain in the arse
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# THEY ARE LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# non newtonian fluids are not lice!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Wheeee!
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# That looks like fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# "listens to M.C. Escher rap*
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Going up the stairs
Going down the stairs
Going up the stairs
Going down the stairs
Going up the sideway stairs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# yay
looks fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] What could be so secret...
... that it needs to be kept hidden in a box in plain sight?



(I am so going to hell...)

 
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Noooooooo, our embassy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# You've lost me.
What's actually in that box?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# bacon
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# HA!
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# hello lurker,
Glad to have tempted you out!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Are you lurking at me?
...there's noone else here ..

Oh wait ...

;-)
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# hehe
done any (other ed)pictures yet? Not seen you about?

Senor Plankton's from spongebob isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# A few...
I did this one what you're replying to...

Also a few more reasons for going to hell... www.b3ta.com/board/8548967, www.b3ta.com/board/8545556

I believe you are thinking of Sheldon J. Plankton... who I've only heard of 'cos I just looked it up!

I think Senor Plankton came from Futurama, I can see Zoidberg saying, "They call me SENOR Plankton", but I might have dreamt it...
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# aaahyes
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I am now laughing at this response as I have the required information
to understand it.

HA HA HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick
throw some more stones at it!
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# stuff
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaaba
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Ah I see.
Now I shall laugh at your previous response :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# It's Mecca...
Holy stone of Qum (sp?), possibly a meteorite.

It's where Moslems go on the their most important pilgrimage, the Hajj.
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# A Stone made of Qum?
Thats just wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# badoiiiiIIIINNnnggg!!
yes yes and thrice yes
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# a bit of something:


More and larger here.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Very nice, as per!
*massive hugs* how've you been, poppet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# *massive hugs* to you too, lovely..
very, very busy, sad to say.
Hence my absence of late.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# That's alright, I was barely on last week
due to Solid Snake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# And that better be a euphemism.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# :D For a grey haired man running around the battlefield
in a very nice skin tight camo costume.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Yeah, I got it. :)
I'm not *that* out of touch...

well, possibly...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# OH and I watched some Cash In The Attic....
My word, I've just eaten a Hong Kong jelly sweet. It was so bad I had to spit it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# mmmm, spherical!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# indubitably so, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Balls...
...are always good to see so wonderfully rendered

Nings sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# You alright, Sir?
All well in Scaramanga land?

did you get the, er... *thing*, you know...?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Nah...
ah well... sounded too much like hard work anyway

Apart from that all is grand down my way

Hope you're not working tooooo hard (bare minimum usually suffices)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I like it good!
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# mos' kind, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# that's lovely..
very peas full and woo some
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# 'ning folks!

All the old crap!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)
# hah
cute
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)
# WOO YAY
I especially like the way they're secure enough in their manhood to be drinking cocktails which match the colour of their clothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Cock-tail!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Batman is gayer than Elton John's dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I'd totally do him
If I could have him as Bruce Wayne. And I wasn't already married.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Hang about
1) hello lovely
2) What? Eh? Hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# 'ning cap'n, my cap'n!
I mean in the none ceremony sense of course, I just like playing around with phrasings/connotations sir ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Oh I seeeeeeeee
MAWWAIGE *Peter Cook*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# AS YOU WISH!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Fuck. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Inconceivable!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant! Compo maybe?

In other news, this fucking Oyster Card monstrosity is really fucking me off now! I had to pay £2 to get the Bus with my nephew this morning because my Oyster card stopped working. Apparently it has happened to a lot of people and where can I get a replacement? At a fucking Tube station only! Is there a tube station anywhere near me? Is there fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Live and work in the sticks, it's ace.
Oyster cards are a complete mystery to me. I've never even held one or met one in the flesh. In the plastic?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Thats all well and good,
but I do usually like living in London :)

They are horrendous! Youc an top them up online, however, you have to go to a tube station to activate it! Its an absolute fucking joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Come to the sticks, we've got cows and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# There is a farm down the road from me though
which has cows and sheepses and things. Also, there was a big puma thing spotted there last year too! Ah, best of both worlds ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Pfft.
*searches for more reasons*

erm....

we've got...


me.

There's me in the sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# but can you be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Suck it and see?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# And?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# no milk
but creamy nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Fantastic
can I trouble you for an endorsement?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I'll endorse the life out of you
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# You'll try.
Bet you you break before I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# *handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# That's not your hand
and it's traditionally done by both sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Sold!
To the attractive lady in the corset!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I've just remembered also,
don;t you have ducks you can eat where you live? Where I am we're only allowed to look at them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I assume you can eat them
Although I haven't been down to the canal with my killing stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I was riding a horse on a farm this weekend
Bor-ring... I kept asking it to do something exciting, the most exciting thing it did was nearly fall asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You should have jumped off it like Frankie Dettori! That would have been exciting :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Cows AND sticks?
do you get up to a lot of cow poking?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I'm Cow Poker Extraordinaire 2006, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# oh
you're that Captain Wow...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha
the idea of the Cow Poker championships delights me.

Daisy appears to be going all-in on a pair of 5s, and Mabel has ace-high, so to the flop...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *bangs hoof twice on the table*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# best thing is:
if you have a registered one and loose it, the only way you can transfer it to a new card is by first topping it up a new one at the station with at least £5, THEN calling up TfL to transfere the original balance.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# You had to pay?
At the weekend they just turned them off on the buses.
Lady s had four free journeys!

You should be able to claim that back
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Yeah I know.
I will call them up and complain, but not today. I am sure they will be innundated :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# hahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspired by Meep Impact....
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# BLERGH!
A perfectly good chick flick ruined forever!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)
# it isn't really perfectly good is it
... distinctly average perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)
# So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# There's no such thing as a'perfectly good chick flick' is there?
Only 'perfectly cynically packaged together' chick flicks
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# It's a chick flick
It doesn't need to be Gone with the Wind.

fux ache - Dr Who was pure chick flick fodder with the Rose/Doctor/Doctor thing going on and that stank far more than a bit of Hanks/Ryan action.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# heheeheheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# arfr!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] mighty moose....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# there's a loose moose aboot this hoose
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Here I come to save the day!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I've just awoken from the strangest dream
balls, this isn't /talk is it?


pardon me, I've only just woken up

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# ummm
oh
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Wrongo boardo, son.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# CAPTAIN
where the hell you been!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# SACCHARINE
At home, playing MGS4 and eating cheese on toast. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# sweet
doesn't get much better than that!

So is it a fortnight off? You weren't about last week.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Nah, just the one week
I'm back at w*rk today... (bah)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# OH
that's where you were not are. I see, trouble with tenses this morning!

Was it good?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# It was lovely
I want to go home....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Maybe it's legs had just grow....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# This isn't funny OR interesting.
READ THE FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# *dodges flying handbag raining tampons*
Cheer up chicken, it's Dolmio day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# dolmio day? are you sure it's not
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Depends on whether you like-a de bolognese, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I'll tell you what I'm not keen on:
cheap puppets advertising tomato and sugar sauce with crap sexual innuendo.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Down with that sort of thing and indeed, careful now.
RIGHT ciggie time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# scat? I would have thought blood sex references would have been easier with a tomato sauce
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Right from the very first one
I have hated those ads with a borderline illogical hatred.

They're not even decent puppets, are patronising as fuck and seem to think that the general public are way too stupid to see when they are being openly manipulated to feel they're abnormal if they don't have a set 'Dolmio day'...and what's worse- apparently they are.

All adverts are some form of manipulation but at least most have the good grace to put a bit of effort in. The Dolmio ones are just offensive and stereotypical. There's not even such a thing as a (tomato) pasta sauce jar in Italy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)
# ^ all of this
they wind me up something dreadful... angries up the blood so much I have to have a jug of sangria and a toot on my crack pipe just to calm down... aaahhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)
# bolognese is a peice of piss to make, without dolmio
:S
WHEN I WERE YOUNG I LEARNED TO COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the youf of today. I remember, fields, it was all fields and we had to walk 10 flaming miles through dust storms blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Of course it fucking is (have you seen the size of me? Course I can cook)
Dolmio day is to do with an ad campaign over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I belive you are short, maybe with a large arse.
that's about all I know...

oh tv adds...dolomio lost all credibility when it sacked actors in favour of puppets
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Bolognese + Lionel Ritchie CD + bottle of mid priced red wine
== sexy time!

no woman can resist!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# ok...so I march up to the next one and offer them this.
I have all the necessary.

Except perhaps that I find spaghetti a tad difficult to eat...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# honestly - this has yet to fail for me
... I suppose you have to put in some ground work first...

I bet if you put something on the internet saying 'food wine and sexy time' you'd get offers... maybe even from people who aren't homeless!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# and it tastes like shite...
.... if you make it with dolmio.

ning b3tans :)
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# my mum hates the word vomit
she gets all cranky when I say it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I've just awoken from the strangest dream
Someone had confused the /board with /talk and had posted something about dreams

good edit!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# haha nice recovery
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
# very good...
reposts ahoy!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# this is aces
and was knocked off the top of the board by what?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# A BIG CUNT.
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

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