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i think possessing this would solve all my problems

thankies to below for the inspiration :)

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

i see it's 'that'

time of night...

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

it's

always that time of night.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

who needs condoms when you can have one of these on your bell end

who needs skill when you can draw crap like this

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

pfffft

it's not my fault i'm so fat.
it's me glans!

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

oooof

that was a hard one to swollow

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

actually clever

*uses the 'i like this' clickage opportunity*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

ha! thank you

*rushes to popular page*
awwww, shucks.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

That pic makes me grimmace

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

Just a dirty little paint job...

(FerretTrout be illin', Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

Needs more Mark Speight

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B.T., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

hahaha!!

*is ashamed for laughing quite so hard*

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

is he trying to talk him out of it?

good on morph. i always knew he'd try

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

"Where's my money mother fucker?"

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)

"It was in my girlfriends coa..."

*runs off in hysterical fit*

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

man, I know trains are a pain in the arse at times

but his reaction was a bit extreme

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)

I fucking love that film

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ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

welcome back!!!

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

Excuse me, what the fuck do you think you're doing?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

OH SHIT TTSSATTSR'S ANGRY ON THE INTERNET

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ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

what have they done wrong?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

Bastardised my beloved DDF.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

deleted this same thread after it was horribly cropped and (still is) oversized... but I'm not one to judge.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

oh well

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

nice

skills on the spray tool

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

Drop Dead Fred

Nooooo.
How could you do that to such a great film?

(Greendog I like big boobies and I cannot lie, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)

Old graphics doodle

Click for bigger (75KB)

This was part of a series of doodles I did on the "changing face of McDonald's".

(creosote oh those cruel, heartless winds, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

Prescott?

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ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

Needs more artifacts.

Good though.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

its worried its overweight?

ITS FUCKIN PURPEL!!

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

That's

very nice but I'm in fume mode since that dirty thread deleter stopped me from posting a 2000px wide image in protest.

B3ta appears to have nearly stopped for me which can only mean that the only people left are the idiots I'm ignoring so it looks like bed/film time.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

Bye!

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ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

Watch The Departed.

I watched it last night and loved it.

"I'm the guy that does his job. You must be the other guy."

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

I saw that last year

and again last month on Sky.
I'm going to finis watching Hellboy 2 and if i'm awake I might watch Mutant Chronicles. I saw Starship Troopers 3 : Marauder yesterday and frankly I should have known better.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

I didn't even know there was a second one.

I'm going to go and watch the first one. Or maybe the first Hellboy.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

It really pissed me off. ( SST3)

I mean, it's got spaceships, space soldiers, guns, lasers, monsters, bugs, spaceships, lasers, monsters, lasers....( you get the drift?)
And then they go and fill it with some quite foul and course language and use any pointless opportunity to have the z-list actresses get their tits out.

Who do they think wants to watch these things? Every kid who can toddle his arse to the TV and turn it on, that's who. I have to explain to my kid that he can't watch it because it's a grown up film. " but daddy, it has spaceships and monsters and lazys...."

So tits and swearing. They aim it at the 15 year old fuckwits who think that stuff is cool. Well here's a newsflash film type blokes. 15 year old kids are not spending their money in the cinema. they are spending it on cider and downloading your films to watch in their foul bed pits.
Make stuff like that family safe. We ( wife and boy 0 loved the Spiderwick Chronicles and there was no goblin on fairy action and not a 'fuck' to be heard.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

sst3...

that's just...

the original film was crap enough :/

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

the 3rd one was oscar material in comparison with the second.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

don't watch mutant chronicals

it ain't that good.

I think the copy available is a screener and it's not quite refined yet.. and if it is.. ooopsie.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

if it's a screener

and has not been mutated then it's perfect. That's what screeners are, video ( at least ) or DVD studio releases given to industry professionals for awards consideration.

it's not too bad. Quite passable. Sound is excellent.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

yeah it's high res

but they can also be used when getting audience reactions to see how they can change it to better appeal.

film making by comittee, a yay!

but as a sleepy film it should work quite well. also sean pertwee is under used. as per.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)

i posted a rather fluffy "please optimise and crop" reply

but now i'm really really quite annoyed.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

They don't deserve the fluffyness

as they'll only abuse you and rip your kind words from b3ta like the still beating heart of a sacrificial aardvark.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

i really don't want that to happen

*shudders*

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

Ainsley Harriott

(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

haha

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connor, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

he's more of a plum than a conker

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

Plum/Conker =

Plonker.

Can the audience vote........Now!

Nice pic ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

what are you like?

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)

well you summed it up quite nicely.

(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)

holds up a cheery tomato :)

Cheery Tomato appears courtesy of Mongychops plc.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

God bless Cheery Tomato.

And I agree with your Signature sentiments.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)

the game just got 1000 times better :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

Steven Fry and LBP?

How do you propose we combine the two?

[Edit] Wow! I just read what you're on about!

That's fecking ace! :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

I know :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

That game has now doubled my 'WANT!' list of games for the PS3.

Good show, Media Molecule, good show.
*polite applause*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

I loved the whole create and share levels thing over psn

and the awesome stuffed foam/knitted look to it all.

but that news made me so excited...it's just the perfect match. :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

woo!

I curtsey to mongychops.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

does he not see

pac-man is about to eat him?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)

This comment wins my Saturday Star Comment click.

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Thinker, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

why don't you go and put your head in some vinegar?

/boosh

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

LOL!

not LOL like LOL, LOL like actually LOL like.

LOL basically...

(oursoul, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

haha

your burst of frantic licking makes me glee!

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

You wait!

3D breakdancing Skug is coming!

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B.T., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

now this made me laugh

(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)

COP KIIIILLLLLLLERRRRRRRRRR!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

it did.

ainsley and his demon familiar
out on the town

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

is it the jazz cigarettes...

...or is this page just exceptionally funny today? Pffffff x 10000000000000000

(oursoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

I would like a Jazz-Cigarello.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

haHAHAHAHA.

I laughed too, and I made the fucking thing.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

I do that frequently,

it's always fun :D

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ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

COP KIIIIIILLLLLLLEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)

Chaplin's been on tha Charlie.

Charlie says always tell your mummy before grafting additional eyes to your bonce.

ahahhhaaaaaaaa

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)

He's tripping now

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

I bet you did

and rightly so.

(oursoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)

nice

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)

Hahahahahah!

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ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)

Oooo

it burns

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

Ahahahah, holy shit.

i've seen it before, but it's fucking hideous, ahhahaahah

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)

i think

i just evacuated

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)

grow tree grow

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)

this is going to haunt my sleep tonight

~~tonight~~ this morning

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

aaaaaaaaahahhhaa

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

And again; HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

it's like 'the children of green knowe'

but 1000x worse

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

Not too subtle, I hope!

(Virulent, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)

windows 98 setup us the bomb?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)

Magnovision Activate!!!

bugger

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)

You're looking too hard...

It's Vista, running virtual machine, installing 98, nothing else special... I just thought the "Windows Just Got Better" was wonderfully appropriate. Made me laugh anway :p
/Nerd

(Virulent, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)

GEEK!!

*points*

:D

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)

yeah man, using microsoft virtual machine

everyone knows you should be using virtualbox!

HAHAHA

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

i'm so far behind with this sort of thing

is that os/2 warp compatible?

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

where as those actually in the know

use Acronis.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

yawn

wake me up when the geek cock waving has finished

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

^this hard

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P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

it finished

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

I think those people don't actually know too well

if they confuse a storage management system with a virtualisation one

:)

edit: ooh, and I don't know too well either

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

pfft.

you should know I'm not prone to too many mistakes. ;)

Acronis have a lot of strings to their bow.

www.acronis.com/homecomputing/products/diskdirector/multibooting.html

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

honestly it's impossible to keep up with shit

"I use X"
"Dude, have you tried? Y"
"Y? X? what is this? stone age? it's all Z now man"
"I still use A, also, I have a baseball bat" *bat*bat*bat*bat*

I've only used microsoft virtual pc,issues with ubuntu, yet suse works ok and is largely ok for your average user

virtualbox, which just manages to piss me off, I don't know what it is, but it just pisses me off

I've used other emulators but really, my hardware is crap so virtualisation is largely a pointless exercise anyway and the older machines run old crap with less pain than running the likes of bochs or whatever, if that makes sense :D

Sadly I can't afford the computer I want so yay for me buying stuff new that's actually worse hardware than what some folk just throw in a skip. :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

I junk stuff all the time

I have 2 X800XT 256 DDR 3 gpus and a Winfast AM2 board with a dual core 3800+ AMD that I'm about to stick on ebay. You should chat with me if you need anything I might have.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)

admit it...

you work for them :)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)

evening all

more big

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)

people think it's good

only they can't think of anything in particular to say
(assuming my extrapolation is correct)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)

people?

name ONE of these people.

haha i think i'm gay for brad pitt

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)

A River Runs Through Shit

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)

i love that film

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)

if you build it

they will come

nice

i'm going to put this here

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)

holy monkey!

that made me jump!
woo!
G'nite b3ta!
post your SkUGosauruses and i shall updates my proflies tomorrow!
byeeeeee-e!!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)

*resists urge to put cock in*

*goatsee's over it instead*

mmmmmmmm

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arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)

hahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:51, archived)

if you make them come

they will arrive

then you have to make them leave

and they won't go

they'll stay there, stationary, clogging up your plumbing, playing cards

why won't they stop!?!?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)

The ghosts are all dead.

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ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)

That lawnmower is the DEBBLE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:45, archived)

DEBBlE THE DEBBLE

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ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)

MAKE IT SEW!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)

fields

are great for dreaming in
you can hide from the farmer
just by lying down below the level of the crop
it is foolproof

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)

Haha!

That's excellent!

_{P.S. You didn't need the title. ;P}

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)

And how!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)

And how!

Has your article been removed from wikihow yet?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

pfft

Not yet - www.wikihow.com/Keep-Your-Ghost-Happy

It's getting a lot of support

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The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)

Yay!

Post it on links asking for supprt. Youll get at least 2.3 more people supporting it :)o

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)

I own a ghost and this article has helped me out greatly. I find each point to be helpful, though my ghost is particularly docile therefore I can generally refer to it as a female. She's become comfortable as a ghost and will not rampage.

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ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)

"Thank you ever so much.

Since taking the steps outlined in this article I have found myself much less often coming downstairs of a morning to find the dining room chairs impossibly stacked at jaunty angles on top of the table and only once had to dig my kitchen knives out of the wall again.

Up for deletion? I pity the person who does not have this resource to fall back on when he finds his child is living in the TV."

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

That was you!?

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ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

This is fantastic

and I fully endorse a challenge entry that at least comes close to the brief.

You have become less prolific on b3ta sir. Steps must be taken to avoid such mistakes in future.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

awwwwww

get well soon. have a spoon of baby bio.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

ive always wondered

what that stuff is made of

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)

it's gotta have marmite in it

just look at the colour.

/slips 1000 posts under the radar.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

it's ok little sad blue

planty will be all healed soon

and you can always molest other flowers

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

hahaha

the idea of a sweating water balloon makes me giggle.

this is lovely, it makes me smile.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

aww luffly

have another upset flower

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arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

where's the weed killer?

mwahaha... (woosome tho)

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oucheh I am have confused, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

hmm, maybe I can pearoast an ancient anim that briefly has an upset flower in it

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

ok, this is like the 2nd animation I ever did and is a bit arsed in places and only briefly contains flower action :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

7 points..Hoff...oops 6.1 :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

surprise hoff lightens any moment

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

^ is what made me lol

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arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

hehe

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

it made me lol

properly out loud and everything

:D

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arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

oh well, in that case, have....

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

aaaah excess :D

I like excess. the blood makes me want to find my first b3ta gif... one sec

no secs (please we're british hahahahahahaha.. a herm)

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arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)

\o/

edit: hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa quality :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

i still adore this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)

i intend at some point

to redo it in a 5 minute epic called "The Continuing Adventures of Charles Darwin (simian)"

but i am as yet to find the time.

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arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

HAHAHAH

I remember this!! :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)

ponder, that it's from 2005

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)

You've posted it since :]

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ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 0:05, archived)

Hahaha what?

I like this.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)

based on a true story

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)

What?

Hahahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)

I don't know

it kinda drew itself :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)

I agree with the above emntion

but i Have been paid by nike to include a just.

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arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

i <s>second</s>third that 'emntion'

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

i have no idea what that word was meant to be... but i shall leave it for posterity.

oooh rhymage :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

i assume

'emanation'

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)

The blue thing is superb.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

i really think

he's about to be picked up and burst on some hard surface. he has that look
still, nice picture

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

Loco Roco!!!

\^-^/

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

Now iv got loco rocos singing the music from loco roco cocoreccho in my head...

and i like it :)

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

hehe awesome wee song ^_^

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkbrbk6zbVI

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)

he's not crying!

he's just sweating in case the coppers turn up to investigate before the arsenic passes through its system!!

I know!!

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oucheh I am have confused, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

Aww poor flower

He will get better though. I just know it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

Everyone else has interpreted this as the blue dude crying over his hurt flower.

The first thing I thought was that he was sweating as he was the one that had injured the flower. I belive this means that this is propa art.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

indeed, I believe his only issue is that it's reached the limit of the abuse he can inflict upon it

for now :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)

hahaha

he's sweating as he was the one that had accidentally injured the flower, and is now worried about the damage he has done

so basically what R.M said :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)

i thought it was just him sweating

and, incidentally, an injured flower
perhaps i am not good at connecting things?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)

Woo.

Ace.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

_{Too subtle?}

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel to Reel!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

OH RLY?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

he was joking.

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arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

HAHAHA

tell me again human!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)

I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

YOU LIKE TO
MOVE IT

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

I am now craving chewits

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

Hmmm

*Wonders if that would actually work to loop the movie!
Wonderfully subtle tough, *Clicks*

Edit: Also like that the DVD cover is on the reel can :p

(Virulent, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

I'm afraid it's too subtle for me :(

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

It's

a loop.

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

the REEL ghostbusters?

m'eh, I hate not getting things. makes me feel stoopid.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

Hover

with thine mouse.

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)

i like to move it move it

i like to move it move it

YA LIKE TO:

MOVE IT!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

that took far too long

very clever, and gets a clicky!

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McBadger COW, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)

i like it when i get hard ones straight away :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

Too easy

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

that's

what she said

(Big Tom Reaching new heights of mediocrity since 1988, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:38, archived)

apparently according to concensus

this one was subtler. if subtler is a word.

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arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

That is fan-bloody-tastic.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

Where is it?

I want to click it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

click away by all means

www.b3ta.com/board/8569104

:)

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arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

's here

www.b3ta.com/board/8569104

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

thanking you

:)

lil disappointed it only peaked atpage 5 of the popular ones.. damn competative streak :)

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arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

Ooh!

I have one on page 1 and one on page 2.

I quite often feature quite highly in challenges - I'm not good at hummus unless I have a focus, I guess.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

i got to page 1

but that was on the wednesday.. with my silence of the lambs.. but to be fair.. that is kinda a ronseal.. but it would be a cheaper movie to make.. lol. but i think that's botom of page 2 now..

and i also have one on the last page..this makes me smile :D

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arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)

That would have made a short film.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

nicely :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

very

very good 'click'

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)

quality is pants, but hey, the message is clear!

(Virulent, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)

...

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

less of a fail than some stuff recently...

but point taken!
(Alanis was WAAAAAY off!)

(Virulent, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

Can someone explain what was wrong with the shoe thing?

I thought that they were quite good, the ones with her catching it again.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)

its a 4chan thing

there are 100's of these, he didn't make any of them

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)

Ah!

I have nothing against 4chan, except that it just doesn't really work.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)

Arf!

How goes it Jack?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

Pretty damn good actually.

I've been on a bit of dance music tip today in preparation for going to see Groove Armarda tomorrow night in a DJ competition that my cousin has got to the final of! How about you?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

did I miss a memo?

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oucheh I am have confused, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)

tps reports?

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

they'll b ready...

.. on 01001101 01101111 01101110 01100100 01100001 01111001

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oucheh I am have confused, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

Hahaha!

Your message probably applies to this too!

It tickled me so I had to get it out of my system.

*sorry*

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)

yay for frank spenser

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

frank pez despencer?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

frank spencer riding mothra on his way to college in shibuya

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

snort!

pfff!

(oursoul, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)

juliette binoche

cfb

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

This is a fucking lovely vector.

Edit: Actually, wait .. this isn't Mila Kunis... Please rectify this.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

She is a very sexy woman

and that is lovely.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

mofaffarahara?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

grumblegrumblegrumble

he's not the only one...
grumblegrumblegrumble
:D

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

sorry

i know its arts but it just reminds me of filters
have a 1/2 hearted woo

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

have a half-hearted thank you:

than

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

well done mofa..oh it's not you

edit: piss

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

*swoons*

great stuff.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

YAY

this is amazing.

POST MORE VECTORS
VECTOR OVERLOAD!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)

mofaha?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)

ooh.. that lubbly..

evenin' all :)

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oucheh I am have confused, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

yay for dancing stickmen!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

Marvellous as this pic is, I caught myself thinking 'one tiny nostril, one fucking colossal nostril'.

Now that's all I can see.
So that's JB ruined for me!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

think of the things you could do to that nostril

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)

gah!

why did you have to say that??? now i've got the same problem!!!

(oursoul, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)

agyness deyn,

summed up in one shape.

edit: Thanks for all the nice compliments 8)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

what is the shape called?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)

shape 1

conviniently ;)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

booo!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

a deynagon

i believe

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

rhona

cameron

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)

That's not Mila Kunis, please correct this oversight.

Woot.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

ooh this is all kinds of lovely!

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McBadger COW, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

I love her so much.

More than anyone should be able to love someone they've never met. I mean I'd kill someone for her. Anyone.

EDIT: And this is an excellent rendition of her although I can't help but feel that something is lost without her blonde hair.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

yes

i was going to do the hair as lines, but then i realised how long it would take - and i needed something to balance out the lips haha.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

Forgiven.

Unless she asks me to kill you. In which case I'm obliged.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

hahaha

let's just hope she doesn't then, yeah?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

Dude.

That's awesome!

EDIT: Oh god she's so thin! Oh...wait...is she a model?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

yes, yes she is.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

Oh, okay.

Is she the loove of your liiife?

;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

not mine

rhymie's.

Mine is Jakki Degg *droooooools*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

~~thin~~ buff

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)

If that's buff to you

then...well...wow.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)

Forgive my ignorance but

I don't get it !

(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

I can't wait for part 3

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McBadger COW, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)

4rf!

EDIT: now with a click!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

Pffft!

yippiekayay kimosabe

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

hahahah

*click*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

what the fuck is that bottom one?

a d24 or something perverse?
i've been trying to reconstruct the non-visible part of it and count up, but i was never good at 3d geometry

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)

I believe it has 24 sides

I'm sure some go up to 64, maybe more...

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McBadger COW, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

i've seen 100-sided

they just look stupid though
more like a ball

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

it gets really hard to tell which is the uppermost face

once you get above 50 :\

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

Aiee! When will it stop rolling?!

My patience wears thin, puny die!

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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)

Back in '99 time-based artist Ben Galvin produced a piece which involved, amongst other things,

The short sleeved jobbies which popper up under the arse.

These vests sported various legends and emblems, including a large swastika, a pattern of different swastikas, mutants and so on. Sort of a jibe at the unnecessary shock tactics which British art was utilising at the time, sort of thing.

Anyway, rummaging through the baby's drawer for clothes as we were changing a nappy and dressing her in a rush, we now have a 13 month daughter proudly wearing a natty top which features a very graphic image of a baby boring a hole through its male guardian's head with its eye lasers.

Top stuff.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)

Isn't it great,

the world is in trouble because of people burrowing too much, so the governments going to get through it by burrowing more.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

like

some kind of giant mole?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

No matter how often this happens, I won't learn.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

soon

we shall be a nation of moles.

:)

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arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

got any tablets?

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

certainly in keeping with the compo brief

we're all on a bloody low budget now.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

God's joke hotline

Even top clerics like a sick joke now and then!

(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

We're sorry, all lines are busy right now

Please try again later

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

Is this a new Jesus flavour iced lolly?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

bread & wine flavour?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)

The new jesus flavoured iced lolly,

It's called jesus on a stick.

(Big Tom Reaching new heights of mediocrity since 1988, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:41, archived)

The new jesus flavoured iced lolly,

It's called jesus on a stick.

Don't be cross.

(Big Tom Reaching new heights of mediocrity since 1988, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:42, archived)

feckin' brick!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

Is SkUG around?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)

it's like a mutant bubble bobble

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)

like the bastard love child of

of bubble bobble and krang

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

^ yes

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

argh. hideous/ace/hideous/ace

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)

it wants to eat my face

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arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

No no, just your skin.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

can it be milked?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

Fucking hell

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

Woo!

see my profile for MORE SkUGosauruses!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

is this not in there already?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

should be :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)

Best Pez dispenser ever!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

hahahah

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)

He's panting :) aw.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

that's because he's happy

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

in fact i don't like this one.

i'll draw a new one

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

It looks quite scared

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)

Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)

he looks like he's been asked a really difficult mathematics question

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

that is ace

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)

tanky

lol, transparency error

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)

These are truly among the best things on this board

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

yay!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)

Blimey that is good

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)

yiiiiii

*backs away*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)

if you think this is disturbing...

heheheh

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)

WOO! YAY!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

SkUG

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

yes?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

SkUG.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)

rather!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

just checkin

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)

SCKKARARFLF!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

Ugh, whats that? SKuG is evolving?

*furiously taps b*

huh, what? SKuG stopped evolving.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)

GOTTA GET MAH LEVELS UP, GUY.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)

I wanna be the very best
Like noone ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Ooh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon!
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Pokemon!
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Ooh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon!
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)

Dixon?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)

YAY! \0/

Click for bigger (232KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)

Haha! Good lord!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)

Woo! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)

Anyone got a bagel?

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

lovely!

"lovely" - geddit

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)

Sara Crowe

FTW(ank)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)

Looks like the experiment only worked from the neck down.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)

haha! 'tis ace

please excuse me my own repost
not technically a film here, i know

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)

Jane Austen's Mafia is the best.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

is billie pipper an actor now?

oh god help us all

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)

I was just thinking the same

FFS NO. Not HER in Mansfield Park.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)

Which one is the gay Tom Hanks?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)

there's a straight tom hanks?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

i'm unaccountably well-disposed towards this image

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)

Gibbon

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)

Frank Capra's Archeoptryx likes this image!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)

LEMURS FOR VICTORY!

LOOSE LEMURS SINK SHIPS
THE WALLS HAVE LEMURS
CARELESS LEMURS CAN'T OPERATE MACHINERY DUE TO UNION RULES
and many more

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)

The Lemur is the only reptile with the sense of smell.

FACT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)

it also is known as a parasite of airships

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

Hence, the Zeppelin crash of '62.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)

Thought I'd have another shot

I'll get better, I promise...

(creosote oh those cruel, heartless winds, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)

mostfaked?

:D

edit: not your image, I just have to take the piss out of that show

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)

REC

It's a fillim.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)

some say fillum, others say flm

I say, meniscus

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

Water is redundant in AIRLAND.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)

as it should be

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)

Air has no shadow.

FACT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)

Lies!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)

plam

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

plant those plams, for fun and profit

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)

First you gets da plam, then you gets da wiiiiiiiiiimen.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)

bad air does though

the shadow of death

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)

this man needs to see a doctor pretty sharpish

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

i say ris

completely

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

quite so

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)

wotto

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)

indeed

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)

Is it an emotional journey through a man's struggle to program the channels into his video recorder properly?

ITV always ends up in slot one on mine :(

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B.T., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

bet it flashes 12:00

ominously too

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)

The one downstairs does

Because we lost the original remote and the power went out so the clock reset and the universal remote doesn't let you access the menu...

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B.T., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)

those universal remotes are stupid

especially the cheap ones

"WORKS WITH TOP BRANDS LIKE SONDY PANDOSANIC TASHOBA"

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)

Should've got Sky+, it's da Shiznit.

- Condomleacea Rice

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

Shocking...

Anyone else aware that this show's been going for seven series? That's right, seven sloppy swampy sewage-packed series of Yvette cacking herself in various perpetually-infrared stately homes. Love it.

(creosote oh those cruel, heartless winds, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)

Roiks!! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

Haha!

'ning prodge =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)

'ello :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)

Needs more Paris Hilton....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)

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