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# Quick! Look at it while it is still funny in my head
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I can confirm this to be true.
Che fucking loves Taco Bell!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# those people called romanes they go the house?
(I helped save b3ta! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] 27 Dresses. That comes to £43.50.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Arf!
Top shop!
(Vikingheadache, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# no, Primark.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Damn,
my irony was lost on no-one :D
(Vikingheadache, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# GAP
GAP
gap
gap

...
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# words cannot describe how much i love that
the song and video are both ace
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I have the uncompressed version
And only I get to see it:P
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# hahaha
fantabularse!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] straight off the garage forecourt
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Arf!
Have a click :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Pappa's got a brand new...
... Vista machine with PS3. So I dusted off the old tablet and well, there are certain things you have to do.



(Sorry jokl but I'm RISsing on that one. Far too subtle to me at 0130!)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# i thought you upside down people
only came out for teh gey shift? :p
the original flower was a rose and it's now a cheap shitty carnation
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Normally we do but
my sleep cycle is more fucked than a unicycle with a flat.

And that's very wooly subtle! Nice one!
And what's wrong with carnations? They were my favourite flower when I were a lad and gave a shit about such things.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
That took me a minute. :)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Have a pic what I took today


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Oh yes it does !
CFB does it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# william morris house?
that's in walthamstow isn't it? woo for being in waltham forest!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# the great white struggled in the sand

(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# haha
love his hat - very natty
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# the jaunty angle
currently in vogue on the aquatic scene
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# i'll say..
It must be so hard to get fashions to fit when you're a great white..
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# this pic is 100000% more woo than golf.
golf is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# wash your mouth out young lady.
golf is ace. Watching it is shit of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Aussie content?
You WIN MANY CLICKS!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# hah hah
i just scrolled and saw your huge cock, most impressive
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# hahah big innit!
It's not mine I stole it off the internet
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Golf rolf
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Silly Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Rolf plays a wobble board!
ed: laters...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# reminds me of a recurring dream i had when ickle
on the beach near looe in cornwall, having visited my cousins there, sharks could move through the sand. I wonder if I'd seen tremors at that point?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# but... does it tile?

click me to see
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Oh ffs. Stop being a wizz-kid.
On that note: it's snooker time for me. Catch yer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# 'bye toaster pockets!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Tata, Smashy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# oh and that's a bad miss
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP11L9jRW94
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I would like to have noisy sex with Brian
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# 0_o
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# you're just showing off now
and i don't blame you in the least.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# ha
sorry - but I got so many "does it tile?"'s when I posted the last 2 I just couldn't resist.. I will stop now (maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# don't apologise
these are awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# tanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# you are in danger..
.. of causing a singularity in my brain oO
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# woo!
but how many stickmen were harmed during the making of this picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# none..
..but most wish they were dead by now...
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# You have far too much time on your hands!
woo'n'click
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# 4 day weekends ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Go out.
Get laid!:P

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# take your talent and shove it up your arse!
*jealouses*

Very nicely done
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# you're too bloody clever by half
out of interest how many frames in this?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# thanks :)
just 8 frames
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# it does
this would make a good game&watch
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# so imressive
i just clicked the tile version and had some sort of brain meltdown
super woo
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I'm bored now that's finished
.. and I don't know what to do.. any suggestions? be nice please
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# An Amusement Park perhaps ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Do you have time for anything else?
Or do you have a team of elves? Elves.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# it actually doesn't take that long
is only 8 frames and a lot of the figures are repeated. It just takes an obsessive amount of attention to detail :)

I let the elves take care of the housework.
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Well it's shit hot at any rate
Heath Robinson would be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Splashing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# these ar fabby awesome
the only way they could be more awesome would be by having more tweens.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# These are bloody brill
More woo too you!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# fab stuff
you've really put a lot into these :D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Spectacular!
WHY IS THIS NOT ON THE FP?1!ONEONEONEONEONE
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# quick and lazy

biggerer

(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# the click to play doesn't work! Bastard!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# trains? seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# urgh yes...but not any more
I kinda stopped when I started uni.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# very wise
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# :|
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# TRAINS, GUY. TRAINS.
_____
| __ |      | | ||
|    +---------------------+
| ___| o o o o o o o o o | | \
_____|________________________|
 O  O-----[__]     O  O  O
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# WOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# IT'S A B1337-AWESOME TRAIN. IT HAS WHEELS AND IT GOES A MILLION LIGHTYEARS A SECOND.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# CHOOF CHOOF CHOOF CHOOF WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# She looks it too!
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# what
quick and lazy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# :D
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[challenge entry] on ... errr ... screen
(ginger love muscle, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] cheap, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# HAMTIME, ALREADY?
STOP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# ham time is any time
and any time is ham time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# IT MAKES ME SAY, OH MY LORD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# does it?
it usually takes a large cock to make me say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# You can have this instead
www.peeandpoo.com/eng/flasheng.asp
(strangely SFW, sort of)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# aaaawww!
they're cute, in a hideous kinda way.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Tobey Maguire's a ham actor?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# yes.
yes he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# The Hamsom Life Of Swing?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# claaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
i was very smug all day yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# :p
www.b3ta.com/board/8574837
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# pff
if i had one of those around, i wouldn't be on here now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# fair
17lbs 2 oz is bloody loads, though if you take a dump it'll probs be 17lbs 4oz AT LEAST?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# i wouldn't know
i haven't had to drop a load for a week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# sounds like little fun
www.dulcoease.co.uk ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# i've been on that stupid liver diet for 10 days
but i got weighed yesterday. in those 10 days, i've lost 17lbs 2 oz.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Well done Smash!
But whats the point in making the effort, all youre problems will be solved on Wednesday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# it's keyhole surgery
but the liver gets in the way so, in order to operate easily, the liver must be shrunk. this diet should make my liver about 1/3 its normal size, but only temporarily.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I see!
Does that mean getting drunk easier then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# my mind was making similar connections
could a liver diet mean getting sloshed constantly for a week? or would that inflame the liver?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# when i can drink again, yes
i should be hammered after a couple of glasses of wine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# It's Star Wars! That is Mark HAMil!!!
:)

hozitgoin smashed?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# marvellously.
i has lost weight, so i is happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I has gained wieght
and I am unhappy. But goodie for you!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I can only conclude that you have been eating parts of smash monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# by mail order!
and I wish I've been eating parts of smash monkey.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# 0_0
which parts, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# which parts would you like eaten?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# well
i can think of a couple i wouldn't mind getting nibbled ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# earlobes?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
not what i had in mind, but nice nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# well you know you work your way down
...what's the next thing down....
*nibbles*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# X_X
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# what's next I wonder?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# let's see, shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# *sees*
*drools*
*burries face it*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# *goes wobbly-legged*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# *gropes arse under the guise of providing support*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# *falls over*
*crushes kebab's hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# well that's a horrible end to fun times
*nurses hand*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# You're doing it wrong,
you're meant to get her to dress up and nurse it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# AH *gets nurses' outfit and cute hat*
ohhhhhh Smaaaaaaaash....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# just let me grab my thermometer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I've scored well here haven't I?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# you might have
if i didn't have to go now!
'bye all, busytiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# try my diet
you'll lose weight bloody quickly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# cabbage soup?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# nope.
this is what i've had to eat and drink in the last 10 days:

water
black tea/coffee(no sugar)
bovril
sugar-free jelly(you get tired of this VERY quickly)
swiss vegetable bouillon
diet coke, no more than 1 a day

that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)
# That sounds very unhealthy.
It might be better to let kebab eat you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# i feel like shit
but i'm under hospital's orders. i'm getting plenty of sleep, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# it's quite odd
how changing the diet can control the body in such a precise way, kinda obvious I spose
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# yeah
i seem to have more energy, but only for a very short timer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# :( oh dear
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# strangely, i don't feel very hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I wouldn't either if those were my food options
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# if i never see another jelly
it will be too soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# there were accounts of people boiling the glue (animal based) out of their funtiture
in russia during the last major eurpoean barney.

I dunno if that makes you feel better or worse...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# neither, really
just a bit angry that people should suffer like that through their leaders' egomania and lust for power.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# ah yeh but that goes without saying when it comes to war
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# even sambuca jellies?
they are all of win
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# vodka jellies are good
but they stink the fridge out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# vodka jellies are BAD
you just go om nyom nyom nyom! mmm that's good om nyom nyom and you've had a bottle of the stuff!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# that's the whole idea
i made them for my cousin's birthday party games, i had a 17-year-old lad eating vodka jelly out of my bra.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I'd do that sober
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# he was sober
until about halfway down my cleavage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# why don't I get invites to parties like that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# i'm planning some party games
for next year's london bash. i should have lost a shitload of weight by then, plus i'll be saving money by not buying much food, so party games galore!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Hurray.
I might even be able to make it next year.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# i was pissed off at missing it this year
so i want next year's to be a blast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# My name's still down for the Derby bash in a few months
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# bugger
I'll probably still be 10000miles from the fun :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# You could catch a train?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ...I suspect it would be so late I would turn up months afterwards
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# odd have you got used to it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i don't even think it's that
i didn't feel hungry at the start. it's bizarre, i thought i'd be trying to barbecue the cat by now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Would you call yourself a train and locomotive enthusiast: y/n?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# damnit toastedcheesel and I was doing so well with her!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Sozzzzzzz :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ummmmm
no....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# You've made a young man very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# why?
and how?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# i was dopey enough to let slip a tiny ammount of my locomotive/railway knowledge
www.b3ta.com/board/8574680
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *inhales deeply*
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# *sniff*
*quiet sobs*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# as long as you live by my motto
you'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# which is?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# embrace the inner geek
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# The trip to Portugal's top rated scuba school
was not as expected.

(Kye90, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Maddie you say?


Click for bigger (46KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# ahahaha!!
'edit slightly related'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Real book cover!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# blimey!
that's a good find ;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# HALF TIME!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# did you
rescue her, or trade her for a level 3 incinerate
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Well...
I harvested the shit out of her then sniffed the Adam off my fingers. Its what Sid Cook would have wanted.
(Kye90, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# everyone knows maddy was eaten by a dingo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I seem to remember that some old guy on his death bed
said he saw the whole thing. I remember seeing it on & news about 5 years ago.
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# don't think it was his death bed....
just some old looney came out saying "I shot the dingo that ate Lindy's baby" and similar bullshit. A Current Affair and Today Tonight had a ball with it, I think it was largely discredited.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# BAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)
# snort guffaw hahaha
he died when he pranged his brough superior motorcylce
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Brough! Now THAT's a bike.
Give me a Zenith Blackburne.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# yay!
moustache!
(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# :D
(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Strange girl!
Do you like trainspotting?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Sorry Kebab. I did try :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Piss off :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# :D
This is a very good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# A young loner
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Unexpected squishiness!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha
I love this! Makes the airbag somewhat redundant.

Most woo sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# nicely done
notice that the anvil has two holes. the square hole is the hardy hole and the is the round hole
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# The claim form is going to be a nightmare!
Talking of claim forms I'm having a nightmare with my premium bonds! I was given a few thousand when I was born and I'm trying to get ownership of them off my estranged family.
They seem to be under the impression that was they looked after them for pretty much all my life they are now theirs. The only reason they have been looking after them so long is they never told me I had any!
I've also discovered that I got a substansial winning off them which I have apparantly claimed already!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Were they registered in your name?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# But at the time of when I 'claimed' I was under sixteen.
EDIT: So they would have to have been signed off by my parents anyway. A fraction over 12,000 smackeroonies too!
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# Assuming you're now over 16
You should be able to register your new address with PB.
As for your winnings... sounds like a bit of fraud? Shouldn't the cheque have been payable to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Yeah but I can't really prove it.
I am trying to get them inmy name but i don't have the number which I should have for the bonds. This is what is causing the headache, all the paperwork to get myself the number.
Took me long enough to get my folks address wher they're registered to.
I'm slowly getting there.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# National Savings & Investment...
have a fraud department.
www.nsandi.com/
won't hurt to mail them and explain the situation...
Good luck :(
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I have.
They've send me something akin to the Encyclopedia Britannica to fill out.
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# ow..
I am sure they make the forms so complex to put people off persuing claims :(
edit: do you have any pics of your family you can post so we can shop horrid things on them and try and make you feel a little better? :D
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Wouldn't be surprised.
They could just do that with one page. I'd stop chavs from claiming as they'd actually have to write!
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# Ownership of PB's cannot be transferred.
They would have to have been cashed in for anyone to get the money. If they were originally in your name they still will be, regardless of your age. Someone else could only cash in a prize if they said they were you and that is a criminal offence.
Going by what you've said you should be able to prove ownership as your DOB is registered with them as well as your address at the time of purchase.
Good luck anyway.
/Morse blog
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# That was certainly unexpected.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# That's just so friend of a cock balls wiper.
I believe that's a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Thanks, Naked wank dog felcher
:)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# CAW BLIMEY!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# haha nicely
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Crows always betray you when you need them most
They're wear-feather friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *spangs until frying pan breaks*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *hands second pan*
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# *makes omelette*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# *eggy spangs*
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# MMM
sounds delicous
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Who need HappyToast and Cyriak eh?
Furtive is saying hello,

What are you saying today?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# LUCAS ARTS SFX!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Hells yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# INCREDIBLY LIGHT ON MAGIC
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I have said many things today
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Mostly geeky train type things?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I don't restrict to trains...
I also have contemplated the vicious judgmental nature of society as it ruthlessly compartmentalises individuals.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I am saying: Urination.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Is that onto Mila Kunis?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# OH GOOD LORD *daydreams*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I know,
she is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# "URINATIONNNNNSNSNSS WHAT YOU NEED"
"IF YOU GONNAAAA HAVE AN AEEEEEEMPTYYYYY B LAAAAAAAAADDDER!!"

Roy Castle, now dead
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Iranicize
: D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I do not know this word.
I will look it up now!

Edit: It is as I suspected. A wondeful thing to be saying!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I don't know why I did this.


Click for bigger (89KB)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# niether do i but somewhat ammusing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# is this star wars?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# World of Warcraft.
Around the Ashenvale area I think:P
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# raiders of the lost star wars?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# and you've critised ME!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Well it's easy to do.
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# I just image-googled "World of Warcraft Screenshot".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Looking at the big I was close
It was Shadowglen, same area, and I'd sat that was an early level night elf hunter:P
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# or a high level horde looking for some easy kills
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# He's grinning 'cos he just bummed a puppy
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Nooooo they be bummin' mah puppy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# You need no reason!
Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# You know that BBS 'Ghost Image' thing?
I think I found out what it was:




Apologies in advance for crap photoshop attempt
Link to story
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha
thick bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Ther was another ghost picture on the beebs site the other day. This is why this exists...


EDIT: Wow! Three peas in two threads! I amaze even myself sometimes!
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# my dinner wasn't nearly as good tonight :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Shoot the head waiter!
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# mum already has the shits with me
I don't think I should antagonise it any further
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Well don't tip her!
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# when I do give her a tip like "Don't over steam brussel sprouts", she gets all narky
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Inconsiderate bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# haha if I say THAT I'll have nowhere to live, let alone dinner
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# HEY. Go find out what the fuck this is:
30°30'36.73"S 115°22'58.00"E
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
#
It's a tempestuous love triangle.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# *notes down*
Interesting... interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Two very bizarrely shaped women!
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# it's an antenna
on some cleared ground

it's not a spaceship
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Science.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I think there's some environmental stuff there too
of course, the nutters on youtube have decided it's a fucking space ship
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
#
I think the accepted explanation is that it's a plug socket for the aliens to recharge their space camel.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# tasty space camel pies
you should try them :D

yum!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Huff >:(
*goes back to looking at CheNPP*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# have a look for pine gap instead
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# tho really, all the fun stuff's in the north
less distance for the missiles

I mean space research launch vehicles :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# THERE'S FUCKING TREES. CONSPIRACY. THOSE TREES ARE SPACE TREES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# TREES WITH TITS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# google maps is taking fucking ages to load. :(
It's in PERTH...Oh yeah, it's not far, I'll just wander down there and check it out!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# looks like
a big plug socket
(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# SEE THAT, DISCOMEATS, IT'S AN ALIEN PLUG SOCKET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# OMGZ ITS AN ILLUMINATI DEEP SAUROID POWER TRANSFER CONDUIT
ITS FOR COMMUNICATIN WITH ALIUNS FROM ZETA RETICULI
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# AND IT'S ESTIMATED HEIGHT IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE LATUS RECTUM
OF THE ELLIPSE FORMED WHEN YOU CUT A REALLY LARGE BOILED POTATO IN HALF LENGTHWISE!!!!

IT'S THE ALIENS I SAY ALIENS

PUT MAGNETS UNDER YOUR HAT'S AND TIGHTEN YOUR ANORAKS!!

PREPARE FOR CONTACT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# yeah, contact alright
with the nice man who hands out lithium :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# mmmmmm group 1 metals and it's carbonated *burp*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I have no carbonated burp equipment
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I'll accept nothing less than Transuranic elements.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I could fill a hessian sack with marbles?
in the meantime
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# As long as it sustains a chain reaction, OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# put a chain in there
see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# YOU'D KNOW ALL ABOUT ANORAKS, WOULDN'T YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I don't have one but I really want one
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Science
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# A very valid points
Brussels are scrummy-yumpious but if they're over cooked I'd rather eat of of Satan's poos!
Lightly steamed and then sauteed with finely chopped bacon, onion and garlic is heavenly!
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# They develop a sulphurous taste :8
but the sauteed sprouts do sound good...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# You have to slice them at about half a cm thick.
Then saute them. As they're layered the butter get drawn in and they taste really rich:)
I think people in this country don't like them as they have them either at school or only at Christmas and in both instances they're boiled to fuck and brown.
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# funny sprouts is one of the vegies I like
although boiled endlessly is unpleasant.

Do British schools still give kids lunch? Because that's unheard of here.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Yup.
But there was a huge campaign by Jamie Oliver a couple of years back as they budgeted about 18p per person and it was all processed crap, even the veggies. He managed to secure an extra 400 million a year so they're given proper food.
I thought that school meals were bad when I was a kid. I was appaulled at the standards shown on his programme.
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# 18p that's about maybe 50c here?
what were they processed crap were they feeding them? a licorice allsort?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I remember those cheap shitty bulk pale peas that seemed to get food colouring added
the food was mostly shit

still, if you went to an expensive school the food would be good

so all is fair and balanced in the world :D

or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# The main offender was 'chicken twisties'
A chicken helix made from reclaimed meat (tiny bits of chicken meat, water blasted off the bones and ground down with skin and corn to make a meat substitute).
The amazing thing was at the model school he tried the reform at after forcing (and they had to force the kids to eat healthy food) the amount of kids that needed to go to the nurse of ashma inhalers after playing in the playground dropped by 80%.
What really did disgust me at one school chav women started making extra cash over their benefits by selling greesy chips to the kids though the playground railings!
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# A chav...doing work? faked for the cameras.
and Christ, that chicken reminds me of the time described how margarine was made...(i think he did this at one point in his career)

He recalled this due to the smell of a recently deceased rat on a summers day.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# lol
I think rat may have some nutrition in it. It's pretty much the way that Macdonalds make it's nuggests and burgers.
I love the way their adds say it's made from 100% beef. Beef is defines legally as anything non organ/offal or skeletal from a cow. SO yes it is 100% beef, just beef power flasted from the bone.
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# errrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# And people complain about the gerkin!
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# Ghosties!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# You can tell that's not a British station
Ther's not even a ghost of a chance of a train! Ooo I just noticed I didn'tt have you on friends! How rude of me.
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# Likewise!
And it's a Swedish station - Arlanda. Underground, at at 2am is virtually deserted. Not even any staff. Very very quiet, tunnels stretching away into the dark...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# FUCK!!!
ARSE!!!

THAT LOCOMOTIVE NEVER TROD SWEDISH IRON!!

WHERE'S MY ANORAK??
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# It's a ghost train on holiday
Duhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I'm really finding it hard not to Quo that image.
It cries out for it!
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# Is that a British station?
because I've been looking to see if the SECR H class was ever in service on the underground...

I'll be pissed off if it's a French station or something.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Trainspotter?
your chances of a girlfriend diminish every day as I learn new things about you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Semi mind pissage :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I stopped ages ago.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Fucking Hell Kebab!
Seriously, you wonder why you're still a virgin? Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I do sometimes
isn't that a bit unfair. I kinda gave up when I started uni...AND I WAS NEVER A TRAIN SPOTTER!!!

I WAS A STEAM AND RAIL ENTHUSIAST!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# and we all know how even trainspotters look upon those
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# God damnit as soon as i meet a female trainspotter
she is gunna pull her knickers down so fast she's gunna burn her legs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I think you can get a cream for that
or make your own

I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# she'd be getting creamed about 2 seconds after the line was clear and the signal was mine!
HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
signal...line
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I think your points need adjusting
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# that'll get me firing on all cylinders!!!
see I can do car jokes as well!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Tchh, you have a one-track mind
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# he railly does
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I saw shit loads of them at crewe station today.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Did you kick them right in their fucks?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Nope. I ran away.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# GIRL!
Hope you had fun, none the less.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Kebab hasn't shagged that/him/her/it ... and isn't likely to.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# ooh this is very nice, that it is
it quells my nasty hangover a bit
(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Oi loiks this
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# They mostly come out at night... Mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# the days are much to briiiighhhht
they mostly come out at night.
*sings*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# GHOATS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# TOATS!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# GHOATS WITH TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# KEEP YOUR GHOATS HAPPY!!
www.wikihow.com/Keep-Your-Ghost-Happy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# MARKED FOR DEPLETION!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I know it's terrible :(
how will people know to feed their ghoats toats?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# just leave a bowl of honey out
with exposed mains wiring

they'll figure it out, and it's not like it'll kill them :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# here's something to lift your spirits ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# this leaves my spirits shaken, not stirred
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# My son never liked going to bed
(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Finally i can actually enter this into a relevant compo after languishing in my profile forever...
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(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# AAAAAARRRGH!

Actually anyone who's caught their finger in one fo those things knows teh fear!!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
#
finger cock
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#
cock ring binder? kinky!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# It's incase you want to revise at the fetish club:)
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# Well, where else would a person keep their cock rings?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# ^

This logic, i can't fault at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Perhaps you'd like to see my collection of cock rings?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# on yer cock I'd imagine
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# What if you have so many cock rings on your cock that you reach critical mass?
An event horizen of cock jewellery
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# On your mates cocks:D
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# It's true. I only use fissile material for my cockrings. I'm hoping soon to be able to power the whole of Switzerland with my fission dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# how do you get your nob caught in a ringbinder?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# More importantly
How do you get your knob uncaught from a ringbinder?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# shoe horn
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# Perverts like you disgust me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# in a sexah way?
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# Touch me , touch me
I want to feel your body
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Wow
You just set of the old-o-meter!
*hands slippers*
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# salad tongs
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
#
With great bloody care one would think :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# gently push the lever upwards
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# We've all been caught with our hands on our lever at some point.
Cheeky pea as I found this in the riverghost archives and forgot I'd done it.
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# yes but being caught with the hands on the lever does make for an amusing tale
care to discuss?

:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *ninjas*
sorry?
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# bloody dsylexics. :(
I thought I had a new name for the old chap. but alas...no

still care to discuss?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I don't talk about Goliath in public.
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# So...
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# *chuckle*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha.
*clicks* & hey internets *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# :)
in other news, wallabies just touched up the springboks!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Do you live on Mars or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Pfft
I could have sworn it says 'empty our buns' across his chest...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *empties buns across his chest
who's got the conch btw?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I've got your conch right here, friend
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# hehe
and the original wasn't done for 50 cents?



still an awesome film though
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# $24K I understand
which would have bought everything in aldi.

edit:thanks for the response, one is more than I got for this www.b3ta.com/board/8569335 which I thought was quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# indeed
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# you'd get a better response if you took the comma out of the link
;)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# where the hell did that
come from?

sorted,ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# funny heela funny heela
saturdays are always slow
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Heela?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# That's a click right there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry
(I helped save b3ta! eclecticshock, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# it is certainly a boot. it has that distinctive shape of boot
I'm bored...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Read this then :)
blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/07/_the_sleeve_for_dig.html

Bloggers do make me chuckle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# that is a terrible cover, and I don't think much of oasis
but as always, blog comments are good. You'd think people would have better things to do...no...wait...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# My fave part was the discussion of
Reductio Ad Absurdum down the page :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# good god :S
this is nearly as bad as "you used four dots in your ellipses fail!"

"ellipsis dumbfuck epicfail!!"

conversation I read somewhere.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Sounds awesome! Please find it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

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