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# seeing as everyone hates it when i post photographs
heres an enormous cock for you to consider
hmmm arty

i can't believe the only thing anyone had to say about that photo was 'why isn't it photoshopped?'. bastards.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# fuck off
i said it was nice. AND told you a story.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# thats cos your a loverly human being
and we all love you for it
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I did say something nice.
But thanks for the enormous cock. Always appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# O no ppl on dat internets dont liek my fings!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# YEAH!
i'm not being a whiny shit
i would prefer 'thats not that great' to 'why don't you fuck off with your unphotoshopped photo'
do you know what i mean?
ahh maybe i am just being a whiny shit.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# It does look that way.
Especially as several of us were complimentary. More than some posts get.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# i suppose
just annoys me when people decide that not photoshopping means no effort has been put in.

still ...

enjoy my cock.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I will.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Hey, he was talking to me.
Get your own.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I did, my Mummy gave it to me!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# either your magenta is malfunctioning or my monitor is broken..
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# i thought a dark pink would make a nice change
added realism
not much but a bit
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# \0/ yay
the only way to combat threadwaste is to threadwaste again. It's like a groundhog Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# thats right
and i'll keep doing it too
no i won't, i only throw my toys out of the pram once a month at most
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# oh ignore me.
I'm just expected to be grumpy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Here...
That picture, down there, of whassisname, of Fry and Laurie. Oh yeah, that's it... Hugh Laurie. Fucking Awesome.

Just saying.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Oh lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# instructions:...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# word...

...my PS is fixed and i'm back in black!...watch for new stuff, coming soon!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Lovely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Toot. Hey, Atomic.
Side note: C'MOOOON, ROSSI.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Stoner is trying hard though.

/also watching Moto GP blog
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# He really is. Bloody good race. It helps that I love Laguna Seca.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Laguna Seca is a fantastic track.
It doesn't matter whats racing it always makes it interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# The surface is bollocks though
and the bikes really suffer unless there have been some cars laying rubber down recently. Which is not the case this weekend. Turn 3 was taking many out in quallies.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# It's a good challenging track though.
The surface is really bad, even with a layer of rubber down.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# As I said this morning
I sat on Stoner's new bike before it was delivered to his team.

Oulton park was good today but a bit disappointing for the factor Dukes ( one rider out yesterday and 2 3rd's today ).
The team I was with failed miserably and I had to bite my tongue not to tell Rutter so ;)

COME ON CASEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# You seem to be an expert in anything cool.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Nail V
........ Head.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Not really.
Just an expert in anything that interests me.

I can hardly be faulted for being into bike racing when I have 2 Ducati's and my sister works for Ducati Corse.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Nice, I've never really been into Ducati's that much.
My mate shares a garage with a Duc fanatic. I'm changing my lovely bike this week, to a Daytona 600.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# fuck me. Now I am pissed off
Stoner is a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Yeah, that's really weak, it'd've been an ace battle to the end. Lucky he didn't take Rossi out too.
Toseland is 7th :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# haha
My sister was at a dinner with Toseland a couple of months back. I insisted that she told him I said he was nothing without a throbbing Italian between his legs. I don't think she did.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Ha! You cheeky bitch!
It's really cool that Stoner didn't pull a Coultard and blame everyone/thing but himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# To be honest I like Toseland
but it rankles me he left Ducati. I like Rossi too, what's not to like. I have the greatest respect for all the riders I'd just prefer to see Rossi on a 1098.

I'm from a football city where you learn about support and loyalty at an early age. You stick with your team through thick and thin.
So basically I have my loyalties and team members come and go.

I'm Manchester United. I'm Ducati. I'm Maclaren and I'm Chicago White Sox.
The same way that I still believe that BMW make the best road cars in the world and not much will change my mind. I may of course have to review that position when my Datsun arrives in March and if you saw Top Gear you will know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I understand loyalty. I tend to follow riders instead of teams.
Also, how the FUCK can you afford that? Are you a secret millionaire? If so, mines a Strongbow. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I have a wife
who I keep in slavery in the City.

I have one already but it's the 2002 M-Spec.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# That's it. I'm moving in with you. CLEAR THE SOFA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# haha
We have a lot of vehicles. You'd have to wash them.

Did I mention this one too?


it's only money. I reckon if you earn it you should spend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Michael Rutter?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# sorry.
I appear to be fucking talking too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# You're just making me jealous is all. Hey, at least I have my youth :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# If I want a youth
I'll just go out and buy one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Tip: Lure with pints.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Ah man, i hate rossi
Simply because i have a friend who loves him uberly. (and goes on a bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# IT'S 'PRETTY'. NOT 'PRITTY'. >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Did i type Pritty?
oh yeah, i even know its pretty.

I'm rubbish at spelling :/
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# YEAH! And next time you don't appreciate Rossi I'll wee in your pocket.
Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# He looks like a monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Nobend!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# No bend?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# yay!
this roxorz my soxorz
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# rock on...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Pimp My Starship?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ...why not?...and why not one for the challenge?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha
the expression is perfect :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# ...'sup...dude?!....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# say what again, I dare you
(resistanceisfutile, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Will you shoot me if i do?
also : Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# That's every inch of the sickness.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Needs more
bananas.

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# What?
Woo! :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Say what one more goddamn time.
points gun
(resistanceisfutile, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
#
*shoots*

sorry i peaked too early
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# thats really good
but looks like filters, sorry if it's not, but it looks like cutout.

:/

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I also disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# i think the body and the face look like amazing vectors
it's just the gun that throws me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# it's always filters and cutouts
when straight edges are never straight or shadow edges are over complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# filters?


using corel trace with draw and then copy into photopaint, the edges go fuzzy sometimes I think anti alaised... this is same image but made it bigger and it looks sharper, but I like the fuzzy look a little bit better
(resistanceisfutile, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# that is not the same image.
it's definately not.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# That looks different :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# lines
(resistanceisfutile, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# no it's vectors
i apologize, i suppose it's a compliment in a way.

WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# ha ha...i took the red and blue pill!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Nicely done
Saw this on facebook recently, made me do a lol
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# haha
yes, very good
(resistanceisfutile, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Comic Sans
made me do a krai
(Montesquieu The theory of separation of powers... Awesome!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that is someone on b3ta's.
I'm sure I have seen it on here....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Very
nicely done
(arawn, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# have a sunset from the other night
CFB
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# this sunset is faulty
I want a refund
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Thats pretty
what night was it?
I remember one night it was pritty last weeek, no idea when, but i remember nearly jumping on a roof to photo it.
Then drinking excessivly.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Ummm
Shouldnt you know better than to post unshopped pics.

Tis Purdy tho.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# RPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# eh?
Take that acronym, Neatly fold it in half, roll it into a tube and shove it up your arse.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Real Post Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I'm celebrating RPS with this delightfull beech fence post.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Ah, had no idea there was such a thing.
Cool, I withdraw my comments.
Screw it up into a ball and force it up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# that was just something made up by fuckers who were
getting no visits to their flickr pages and thought that having no photoshopping ability, combined with a complete hummus extraction they would try and hijack slow Sundays with pictures of their fucking dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I actually LIKE it. I wasn't around for the 'surge' you speak of, but I still like the odd nicely shot piccy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I do remember it being ridiculous for a while.
You could barely move on the board for landscape photos and closeups of flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# All I know is that the Ginger Fuhrer
and his minions fucking hate it and have asked people to give it up.

I'm not bothered about photo's as long as they are not in a new thread or posted on flickr.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# photos of dogs fucking would have made it vaguely funny
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Hey kittyvomit
Not seen you around for a while.
Ronnie Wood been keeping you busy eh?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# i hate ronnie wood tho...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# You look an awful lot
like that russian lassie he ran off with.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Dressed as genies.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# i can photoshop, draw, vector and animate
i just like photography

next time i'll post a picture of my dog you fucks!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# This one's fine by me.
I like sunsets.
/gay blog
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# you big tart.
have a look at my boat's arse.



Click for bigger (319KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# well it was polished in photoshop
but the colours and such are the same as on the night
i just try to post photography on here more often because it doesn't get a good representation on this site - where as vectors are two a penny which is ironic.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# The pros and cons of electric whisks over hand whisks in beating egg whites for meringues is under represented on this site.
Fortunately there's other sites specifically dealing with this issue. Much like there is specific sites for unshopped photos.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I dont mind RPS
But you could try this site for posting photo's
www.chortleberry.com/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# if it's any consolation
I love it, and it's better than looking at emo vectors or whiskered whores with tails in my opinion
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# woo! pretty!

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Very nice
I've been shooting some great ones myself

also: Flickr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# It's shit, but out my head it had to come


shit spelt Lynne wrong

The lyric do inspire
www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Elo/Yours-Truly-2095.html
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# HOT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# This is win.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# thats fairly hatstand good sir
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I have an urge to play pac man.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Well, everything seems to be in order here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# This is just one of the reasons why he's my least favourite record producer. It costs HOW much to sound that shit?
Excellent investivative journalism though, Otterby, old chap. This sort of thing needs to be exposed.
Keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# this is 90% of my porn
the rest is west wing slash fiction.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Is that what you want?
What you really, really want?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# i prefer this as just a surreal situation
rather than a pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I think you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I agree with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Can't it be both?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# that door must be his half-door then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# it's clearly
a jar.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# it's green with envy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# You must have a bloody weird accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# why's that?
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Erm...
I'm confused myself now!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# "But.....your real ladder ran off with the window cleaner !"

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# aww i missed it
Don't worry I think I covered it up though
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Go you!
More naked please.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# NEEDS MORE NAKED
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# TJ
Can anybody recommend a free/OSS program for generating synthetic speech?
I'm not looking for realistic human voices as such; more in the line of Stephen Hawking, Daleks, Sparky the Piano etc.
edit: cheers for replies, but I'm looking for something a bit more sophisticated than Sam and it needs to be stand-alone.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# MICROSOFT SAAAAAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# LH MICHAEL
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
#
www.research.att.com/~ttsweb/tts/demo.php
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# do you have the ability to capture your own voice?
if so i'd suggest you get a copy of Melodyne.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oQn66gvwKA
OK, it's not free but it's the best thing since sliced bread. I also use Vocaloid for realistic vocal harmonies but that's not free either.

I have no idea what this is like but it came up googling free voice synthesizer

www.cfs-technologies.com/home/?id=1.4
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# thanks
I'll see if I can find some "demo" torrents.
:)
edit: excellent GLaDOS demo!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Well I knew if I gave you the words
then the rest would surely follow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# a few here, don't know how good they are:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festival_Speech_Synthesis_System
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FreeTTS
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ESpeak
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# This might do....
I'v had a lot of fun with it and it's free....
www.analogx.com/contents/download/audio/sayit.htm
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# MERRY DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# congrats
on not spouting 1000 posts of inane shite every week. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# You called?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# 2,914...
It's probably a bit late for me to join a gym, so it's starting to look like it'll be the japseye extreme close-up...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# haha
TITS OR GTFO!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# D'you want me to shave the tits first?
Or I could just oil up my gtfo...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# A sort of redraw/doodle

But minus the shit lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i kno rite
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I think that dream monster you painted
has affected me, I had the most fucked up dream last night!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahah
seriously? What was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# well i was being driven around manchester (all my dreams begin like this lately)
when a big commotion breaks out and im stood in the middle of it and these muslim guys are chasing another muslim guy and when they caught him they shot him in the back of the head (v graphic too). So i ran away and ended up in rusholme (real ghetto) I climbed over a back wall and broke into a house and there was two army guys in there, so i went back the way i came and climbed over the back wall and there was a baby with joker make-up on (pasa's work?). Next thing im back in town and thats when shit got SCARY....(tbc)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Oooh damn.
That's awesomely gruesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Theres a big explosion and a huge fucking monster like
tetsuo out of akira started tearing up manchester, was like cloverfield (ive not seen that film, just the ads). So everyone runs away and im in ardwick looking for this big nuclear bomb shelter they built in the 50's (I was reading about this the other day) and im trying to get everyone together and find a computer with an internet connection so we can find out where the entrance is. Thats when I woke up in a cold sweat, terrified. Was awesome, I wrote it all down so I wouldnt forget. Was ace!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# That's totally awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Ive only started remembering my dreams
lately and its great!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I had one last night where I was trapped in a zoo, and I had to escape.
Except I was trapped because I was one of the displays, with mum and two African guys.
I'd found a way to escape, so I had to go back and get mum and the Africans, but there was this dog prowling around that kept chasing me, it was all scraggly and evil-looking.

I eventually fought my way past the dog, the lions and stuff, and got back to mum, at which point the dog burst in and tried to eat our faces.

I pressed mine to the ground and it went after one of the Africans, who got all mutilated.

Then I got to the escape I found but it had been locked.

Then I woke up.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# on a connected note:
i recently dreamt that i was fighting in a war and one of my friends, who was fighting with me, betrayed us by leading us into a trap. only a few of us got out, including the the guy who betrayed us. so i shot him in the face - this disturbed me a bit when i met him later that day
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# means you don't trust him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Shoot him in the face.
Just to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# i like that you chose a sig sauer 9mm
personally i find it versatility and carbon-nickel finish to be particularly excellent.

woo yay btw
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Hahahah
I just drew a gun. i didn't know it was a specific kind. :]


Thanks. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# it looks at lot like this one
www.hogueinc.com/getgrip/prodimg/28000L.jpg

which is a sig sauer p228.

/terrorist
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Okay.
I just grabbed a random picture of a gun off google. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# well there you go
i would of used this one:
www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/f/fa/Beretta_M93R_Auto_9_-1-.jpg/300px-Beretta_M93R_Auto_9_-1-.jpg
it looks like the one from robocop
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Ooh, okay.
Hahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# It's a pistol
A gun is somewhat bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
#
/terrorist /CSS geek :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# nice
the hand is good, i'm shite at drawing hands
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Hahah
thanks. So'm I.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# better then I could
I like your style
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# i read that as
'the hand is god ....'
i thought you were making a comment on the power of modern weaponry to bring about delusions of grandeur in those that wield them.

you weren't.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Hahahahahah
that's a bit...err...deep....for B3ta. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I don't do deep
unless I have glove that goes right up my arm and I have enough lube
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# feck no
that's not like me

Shit missed my 3k post, I had a nice picture all planed out i will use it for my 4k post
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# OH HAI!
How're your fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Hey.
Still a bit painful, but better. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Aww :[
Good that they're feeling better, but still aww :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# he's quite clearly pulled that trigger all the way.
where are the brains
there should be brains.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I didn't mean to have the person
have pulled the trigger already. I know fuck all about guns and shooting.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW A GUN SHOOTING
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I didn't mean to!
I swear!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Is there a rainbow the other side of that head?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# The hand is God.
I'm making a comment on the power of modern weaponry to bring about delusions of grandeur in those that wield them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Oh, shush, you.
;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Seeing as he has me on ignore, can you ask Ttssattsr if he knows where Face has got to?
Cae and I are a bit worried :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Oh, alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Thankyou love ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I watched your youtube videos earlier.
You're very natural in front of a camera. It was like listening to talk radio. I rather liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Hahahah
thanks. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Do more.
With less music.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Or better, nicer music.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Like?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# What you already listen to ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# S'what I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Put some clothes on you hussy!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# NEVAH!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# OH SHIT! NO! DON'T GET *MORE* NAKED!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:38, archived)
# doodle


Click for bigger (396KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# holy pig shit in a trifle
That is fucking great
woo yay hoopla

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# #Mysterrreee...#
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# now draw a lupus
how do you do these, by the way? they're obviously done from a reference picture, but is it traced over or a drawing side-by-side from reference kind of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I could take a photo of my Lupus if you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# isn't that
some kind of wolf?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# it's just your basic tracing.
I get a photo and usually blow it up big, losing the detail does not matter because I can pencil that in later.
I start with a layer and a spattery big brush, very low opacity, relying on pressure sensitivity to vary the values. That gets quite a bit of smudging and fading to get idea of the smdged pencil as I would do it with graphite ( shading with my fingertips ). Then I just build up from there, each layer has a finer brush and a bit more opacity to create the detail.
last layer id just dabbing about bits and bobs to try and make it look a bit more like natural media.

edit:/ once I have done the first layer and got the geometry right the photo layer is turned off and i stick it up on the other monitor to reference but it's mainly doing what I think looks right from that point.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# cool.
it's got a decent style to it. better than vectors :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# fucking awesome
your stroke technique is great [insert your own joke here]
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Nicely drawn!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# you
and your fancy skills ;)
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# wow, that's excellent
really top notch.
*gets clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Great work!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Epic
Wish I could draw like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# superb work
woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The reduced budget severely cramped De Niro's style...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)
# *exhibits generally*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# careful! You can get arrested for that...
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Remake on £50, 2000 B&H and a pack of 'Bru
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# *removes w*
*adds bras*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Add a bagpipe R2D2 and we got ourselves an awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# It was the facial expression
(eyes, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# OH NOES!!
THESE 0Kb ANIMATED JPGS WILL KILL IS ALL

IT'S WITCHCRAFT I TELL YEEE AIIIII

Also it loads the image every time I refresh - please note, capped broadband users
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# It's confusing me very much.
I'll adblock it just in case...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Since it's working through php it won't adblock the single image
So I must adblock everything from mediafire.com

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Such a loss
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# not cacheing eh?
into the adblock bin with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] They'll have to use an extra-large box for the DVD.

...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:12, archived)
# haha. that has to be toilet tranny's sister
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I think it might be toilet tranny himself
in a new wig
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)
# pwoah
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Ricki Lake
straight outta Hairspray?
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I think it may be
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)
# hah
wonder norkage
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:23, archived)
# but no
wonder bra
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I'm glad that one won't fit in my DVD player
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# parry, parry, crosscut

(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I saw what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)
# heh
saw, like a saw for wood!
I got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Wood you have saw what he'd done in any other situation?
I R PUN-THEEF :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Gaah
The puns are coming
THE PUNS ARE COMING
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Alright
no need to hammer the point home
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Parry, parry, croissant.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)
# This
is what I read
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:12, archived)
# need milk


orangespace.net
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)
# *Fills with man milk*
Edity edit: Oh yeah that pic you did of the sun and moon and me was great. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)
# lololol
you are definatly lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Rotfeloctopus
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)
# You're right.
I should go shower.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)
# M'y shower's o'n m'y lef't.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Wha't?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Or..
are they just zero full? Eh? Think about that...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Thats lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
# They are much like humanity then....
/emos all over Superdaves face....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Yep. Kinda how I feel at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
# you can have this picture to make you better
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I'm rather full
though not with milk.

With egg and cheese sandwiches. Yum!

*burps*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)
# mm, im pretty full also really
i ate a well big sunday dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Aww :[
Lully but sad.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Nope.
's not loading for me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)
# :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Finally got around to finishing this...
(cfb)

...still needs tweaking, but it's more or less there.
(arawn, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)
# wicked
glad you did!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Bang bang, click click
(resistanceisfutile, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Animate it
.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
# and the dirt is gone..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
# clint scott
(resistanceisfutile, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Leaked
from next season's ACME catalogue?
(arawn, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# That's really ace
I'm not feeling too lucky though.
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] The low budget remake of that blockbuster was a complete success.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:41, archived)
# :D nicely nicely
there was an advert over here saying that blockbusters would be shit if they were cheap, and to emphasise the point they had a pug dog in a monster costume, CGed to look about 50ft tall terrorising a road.

Looked like the best movie ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Haha I would go and see that for sure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)
# So would I. Let's make a petition.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Do you know that song Cheepnis by Frank Zappa?
it's about low budget monster movies

it's great
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# I would if you hummed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# *hums it*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Hum louder, I can't hear you in England.
Stick your head out of the window.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# *HUMS IT*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Ohhhhh I seeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# *sends paper aeroplane over*
please fill with things from your kitchen like pistachio nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I only have cashews at the moment
it that alright?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Phwoar, yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Fronobulax
go to the shelter my baby my baby
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Seen that
And I bet the advert actually cost quite a bit to make too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:48, archived)
# And didn't it look wicked?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# It verily did.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)
# 300? 300, right? 300?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)
# It's 301: Return of the Son of 300
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# YAY!
Cardboard boxes are BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] "So, couldn't wait to get my shirt off again, huh?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Thanks to a special little Micto, I don't need to get his shirt off
as I have a matching one of my own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Translation courtesy of Google!
(Virulent, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:36, archived)
# hahahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:56, archived)
# hahahaha
hohoho
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)
# did you inset secret squares into the arabic language?
i like to think you're calling us all a bunch of cunts
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# pffft
No, but I DID have to change SpecSavers to "Spectacles savers" to get a translation :(
(Virulent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I did this exact same joke five years ago
And it didn't receive a single comment.

Mrrf.

(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# hmm
no disrespect to Virulent but the FP is a bit odd these days.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# somewhat delayed mindpiss?
Sorry :(
(Virulent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I did one Sept 10th 2001
It got no laughs, no replies. NOW THEY ARE FUCKING LAUGHING!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] So i haven't finished my assignemnt yet


Damn procrastination. I'm terrible.
And so's your face.
(Big Tom Reaching new heights of mediocrity since 1988, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# procrastination is the way forward!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Yes it is the way forward
To the faculty office where they tell you that u are expelled from Uni.
(Big Tom Reaching new heights of mediocrity since 1988, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Unless you go
"Meh, i'll go tommorow" for the entirity of your course.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Without procrastination
the economy would crumble!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I am confused.
Surely you would be doing more when you have finished your assignment....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)
# not really.
I don't want to do it and that's y i keep making crappy compo entries.
I've never posted a compo entry before friday. Now i have something like 6.
This is my procrastination. I probably could have finished about 7 hours ago withou B3ta.
(Big Tom Reaching new heights of mediocrity since 1988, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)
# uh-huh huh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 18:46, archived)

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