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# I done and made a t-shirt design
In honour of the fact that last night ITV showed a decent movie for the first time since 1998



CFB (100KB)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I like the little men.
Did you design them?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I did the pic...
There are similar looking fings about but not in a Jaws style
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Aceness
Quint's mouth FTW!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Haha I watched that!
It really is a great movie!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# an alternate line of evolution?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# cute one.
what's his name?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Terrance
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Hello Terrance
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# is he canadian?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Is that a lizard's nose?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# yes
although it looks more like a badger in the pic
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Yeah, I thought it was a badger when I first saw it
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# My cock approves of this

* Please click my cock to see "Cock 2"
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I reckon mine would win a fight though ;)
pea:
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# lovely!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Haurel and Lardy


(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# That's another fine mess, etc...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# L?
|---|
| L |
|---|
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Ah.
You may wish to visit the FAQ, after reporting to Les Nazis for your bumming.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# This is insanely beautiful

now please optimise your image
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# This what happens when you let Stevie Wonder loose with Photoshop.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# o...k...
now in order to conserve money people like the images to be as small as possible. as it says in the faq (click your little L-plate)

If you want to be lazy, upload your images to b3ta.com (a how to is in the faq, i think) and it will shrink it for you.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# ROAR
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# *is aware*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# argrg
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
#

hmmm he looks a bit mongy :(
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Is he playing Pong inside his head?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# time for a sexy party!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# It's ALWAYS time for a sexy party!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# PAATTTTEEERRRRN!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# "hey, Bales" *waves*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Can I leave this here?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# top seamery
Looks like the kind of vehicles i make on gmod!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# leave it
where you like....
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# this is one proud horse!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# pffft
cockgag
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# SEAM-POD
!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# * Waits for it to animate
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# RIS..?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# that's christian bale
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# i know..
so?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
#

(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
#
Que the dam scene from the fugitive

Draw the Chloe Kama Sutra. Or Pip as the captain of a submarine playing wargames with Art's Sub.

Or kat as a hippy.

Scarlet as an elf.

Or new girl Sky with Vanity.

Those are food for thought. I hope you consider them.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Que?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Indeed.
There's a lot of people to jump out of that damn from the Feds.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Actually,
I'm gonna draw a character from the comic book series "Gold Digger" today.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
#
Well they were just ideas I thought would be fun to see.

Obviously the Chloe one would be an aspara if anything...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# yaya
so this is why scarlet was nude :D
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# the gurnet is plentiful to-day
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *fears for scarlet*
They are coming to take away the fluff! :(
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# \o/
*dances*

Been anticipating this story arc for aaaaaages :D

God I'm a geek
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Now you're talking!
:)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# If this is part of a larger story
could you link to the other panels please?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# collectedcurios
.com

check out spider and scorpion
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Starts with the epic Jack arc
... and then we get this strip as a cryptic precursor.

God I'm a geek
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Thank you both
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# OH GOOD A PORTAL REFERENCE
NOT ENOUGH OF THOSE ON THE INTERNET.


(WHY IS MY SHIFT BUTTON FUCKING UP TODAY IT MAKES BEING LOUD ON THE INTERNET DIFFICULT)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# ooooh :)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# 8}
Did I miss an episode?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# we need a [DEEP VOICE] "Previously on S.A!"
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# It is getting to the point.....
....where I'm going to have to post a summary somewhere of "the story so far".
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Just summaries of the back-stories of each character maybe
and then a timeline of major events

(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# ^ This

(with tits)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Naah...
If you get lost it's a good excuse to flick through the back catalogue and recap on stuff.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# The collected curios site remembers the last one you viewed there
so you can catchup.

This one isn't on there yet though :¬\
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I can't edit my site from work at the moment.
They're dicking about with the network again.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooooo! *been waiting for more scarlet backstory for AGES!*
:D
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# damn you websense! it's blocking this
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# 0|-| |\|035!!!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# draw more Vanity
perhaps what she looks like on camera, i'm curious
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Congrats on the 10k!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# ah
so that's what mongychops looks like..
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ohhh clever!
*clicks*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# looks like an onion :D


Click for bigger (139KB)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# tastes like an onion
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# makes me cry
:)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Mandrake root!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# heheh
yay :D good old JK :D
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Naaaah
She just popularised it.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# true
:) still good books :)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# makes me cry like onion
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Ent!
excellent, sir!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# It's certainly ENTertaining
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# looks more like a yam
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# mmm yam!
:)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# onions with tits!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# *peels off layers*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# You really are very good at this whole painting business :D
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# why thank you sir
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# i saw this in my dreams!
really!

woo as usual :)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# woo
thank ya :)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# her husband
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=treeman&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

/warning, may contain horror, perhaps not best if you're eating your lunch
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# something i is been done
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# this broke my brain for a little while
i was stuck, hypnotised.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# maybe this will help break the spell


and woo to original anim :)

have a click y' bastard
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# why am i looking at your double face
the 3rd time today?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# third time?
only posted it once before.. unless your including dekon making it shake back and forth..

and it is a very pretty double face.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# gah!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# thats ace!!
:)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Yays!
I particularly like the cube/blue thingy interaction...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *cant stop staring at post*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Oh god
This is wonderful! :D
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# :) hyptnotic
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# try this with your friend
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I will be sure to.
Woo
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# someone once told me that I (and everything else) only exist at the present moment
which was lucky, cos it means I didn't actually bum those spaniels in 1983 - because I wasn't there and neither were they
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# heh heh
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# how come
i have it on tape then?

ps - wanna buy a copy?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# is it the betamax version?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# you are an
astral projection of your future self. Splatered across the spluttering lit touch paper that is time
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# ahh but which mutliverse were you in?
you might have switched without knowing
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# This hurts my brain
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Blimey, that is just so bizarre, I just have to click it...!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Karate Vishnu


Click for bigger (177KB)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# gorotastic
(autocomplete)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# katatastic
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# tastictastic
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# tasticmungous
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# SAY WHAT YOU SEE
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# wobbly chinese lattern blob gif
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# ^ This FTW
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# GOLDFISH ARSE TUMOUR
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# dead peoples
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# shut it Haley
no-one's interested in your invisible friends
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# how much must that suck
your mind kicks up a load of invisible peoples.. and they all hate you.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# haha yeah
personally I'd like to see a remake of that film but starring a chav family

"Fackin shut up abaht ghosts, you little bastard. Go an get me some fags!"
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Iron mechanical stretchy pulsing frogchin (with paint and flaps)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# ^ That's handy
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# please stop palming off your nasty puns on us
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# finger wagger
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# thumbting tells me this could get tho much worthe
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# It's all a product of living in the DIGITal age
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# i'll have you a-wrist-ed
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# you won't nail me for it copper!!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Go on, give him the finger
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I'll palm that job off on someone else
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# stop it you are being 'armfull now.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# that's a bit near the knuckle
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Cool!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Haha, excellent :D
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Tum tee tum
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# i want a uniform now certainly
:)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# If only for the hat.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# yeah baby!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# agreed
I like the SS ones, but much less evil.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# You'd look magnificent in a white one.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# how kind, however i think i should stick to black
1. It's flattering
2. I usually end up with dinner on it
3. It's rock'n'roll, ask Johnny Cash
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Black is good
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# sweeeeeeet
thanks, with silver trim?

Also i like Epaulettes and skulls
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# you could go for white
but in shiny vinyl

(and jonny cash is keeping very quiet on the subject)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# hmm
that's getting a bit kinky, also fag burns would melt it up badly.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
#
like the SS ones, but much less evil. more cdc's
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# dammit, I want a Totalitarian-state style B3ta uniform now....
excellent stuff Cap'n!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Yeeeeeeeeah all part of the plan.
First you want the uniform, then you get the uniform, then you get the chicks.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# *buys unforms*
*waits for chicks*

*gets ducks instead*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Can I be in the nude please?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# National University Dominoes Event?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# would it have been clearer if i said "Darwin pajamas"?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# NO
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Dastardly Antipodean Renegade Wartime Infanty Neglige
Projecting All Justifiably Australian Men Against Sex?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# *claps*
that's a good effort!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Have you asked everyone if that's ok?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I am. And I said please.
Look their are people out there, including females, that are just dying to see me nude.

This fact is endorsed by MATHS &trade
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# So long as you stay on the other side of the world,
yes.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# scared you'll run out of women?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I just don't want you to make me look bad.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# ^ Should have read v
I just don't want you to make me you look bad.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I'm just being realistic.
Nothing is sexier than a bearded maths student, clearly.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# he knows it. you know it.
I've got it all worked out...all I have to do is walk into a bar (ouch) and loudly talk about asymptotic of random hermitian matrices and I'm laid!!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ^ Twin post Twunt v
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Nice plan.
My girlfriend actually likes me talking physics, but it's entirely possible that she's just weird.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# he knows it. you know it.
I've got it all worked out...all I have to do is walk into a bar (ouch) and loudly talk about asymptotic of random hermitian matrices and I'm laid!!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# How did you manage that you dickhead?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Everybody on here is wearing a uniform
and don't kid yourself

'noons Wow!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Noon m'love
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Uniforms make us equal.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# What is the official uniform for a b3tain?

* Please click my cock to see "Cock 2"
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Nekkidniss, pizza, beer
Shits n' giggles
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# black slacks, long sleeved sortof T-shirt.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# pants
stains
Thundercats t-shirt
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I have a thundercats T-shirt.
And many pants, and plenty of stains.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I'm wearing my Thundercats tshirt RIGHT NOW
RIGHT NOW!¬
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Cor!
I hope it's stained
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# yep
chicken jalfrezi
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Good.
I'm wearing a cult of luna t-shirt, which is not stained.
But I think I'm making some kind of tomato pasta thing for tea, so it's only a matter of time.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Photos or it is not true
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I'd like 'Photos' please
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
#
* Please mind the seams - only haz MSPaint
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I'm wearing a black t-shirt

and shoes
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Lack of uniforms make us add and then multiply.
Differing uniforms make us subtract.
Marmite uniforms make us divide.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I have a group of maths jokes just waiting to be unleased.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
#
Lady - check.
Glasses - check.
Uniform - check.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Hehe, good show.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Ow Ow Ow...
My seal also approves
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# WHERE ARE HER FUCKING LEGS?
5/10

needs more legs
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I FUCKING HAD TO HAVE THEM AMPUTATED
you inconsiderate fuckbag.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Does she / you now dribble around leaving a massive snail/fanny batter trail everywhere?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Only when thinking about you, gorgeous.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# A normal reaction. But dogs will follow you home
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Don't be silly, there's no Dumfries women down here.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# 8}
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha... Office lol

(fuckbag) Hahaha
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I reckon top hat and socks only.
Ning everyone! :D
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# You will regret this when I turn up to your house in such an outfit.
You'll know it's me as I'll be rubbing my bum up against your living room window. That's the signal.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Oh my
*drops monocle*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# You are Germany in the nineteen thirties
AICMFP
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Their uniforms were designed by Yves Saint Laurent
they looked good.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hugo boss done the SS
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Ah, yes, got confused again.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# oh noes!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# he made it
didnt design it

wasnt chanel a nazi? how comes all the coiffure houses are nazi - does this mean primark are commies
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# with their record on workers rights?
i sincerely doubt it

POLITICS THERE!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# well as im on the xxxxl side of things
im using more cloth so im hardly ethical.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# pffft
you and me both. Whenever i do find clothes that fit i buy several pairs.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# wow
reminds me of Chorizowagon
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I can't draw plain/ugly/'interesting looking' women in glasses
so it's meant to be me, but turned out much prettier. Add glasses and the haircut we both have and there you go.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# give over!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# is this on the back of an envelope?
I'd like Admiral Yamamoto's uniform please
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# It is on the back on an envelope, yes.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# oh good
it's a thing of which there should be more
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Envelopes or drawings thereupon?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Oooooooh mysterious girl
*dances*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# see
when Peter Andre had that daft hairdo, I thought the spikes would actually injure his forehead, and he'd end up a weird pop stigmatic

it's still an unfilled niche in modern culture
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Daniel O'Donnell should try it.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
*mental images*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# You tell him
and then I'll hide you from the men in white coats.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# HELL YES!
Uniforms for all!

I want a quo medal to make mine fully sexeh-tiem

EDIT: and a badge that reads 'Morale Officer' Rimmer style
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# You could fit a little furtive on the pockets...
as well
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I want a tricorne
and a frock coat.

But mostly just the tricorne

/edit: I'm saying goddbye to my uniform in a month. Hurray!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I have one.
They're not as comfortable as the cap detailed above. You can't lean your head anywhere, really.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# you are not supposed to lean your head
with any kind of hat.

(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# If a uniform doesnt have an eye patch
it isn't a uniform

all the best uniforms actually have two eye patches for added mystery
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# and a third 'brown eye' patch
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# this is what we need and
some nipple tassles

the world will fear us as we march on
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *salutes*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# At ease, soldier.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I'm glad to see this uniform has no bottom half.
Is there a boys' version?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# There is, the only difference is the codpiece.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hah
my fave orville one so far!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Keith Harris and Orvillain
Cuddles The Chimp is our only hope. "I 'ate that duck."
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# that does look like some fucked up duck
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# you weren't subjected to keith and orville when growing up i guess
being both too young and on the otherside of the planet
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# thank fuck no. that quacker looks a bit crazy
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# the Krankies were worse
but only just.


Bodger and Badger fit in the list somewhere too.


Oh, and Dooby Duck.


And Edd the Duck.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# looking back it's amazing how shoddy, cheap and downright disturbing everything was on kids tv in my childhood
and i was only allowed to watch BBC for some never explained reson.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# so no dangermouse? Marmalade Atkins? Roland Rat? Knightmare? Wacaday? Heman? Damn.... ITV was, errrm, OK for the most part.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# i think i rebelled when i was seven or so, so i saw most of those things
WTF marmalade atkins tho? is that a fruit and sugar based diet?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahahah! about a troublemaker girl who used to cause utter chaos.... Played by the girl from casualty who OD'ed and died in RL I think....
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# a relative of mine (or was i guess)
through her mother
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Childrens ITV was subversive and dangerous
and also contained adverts.

I was only ever allowed to watch BBC too, but I was not allowed to watch Grange Hill.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# how on earth did i block dooby duck out of my mind
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# god, me too
those horrible wobbly hands with their grasping fat fingers.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhh..........!

* Runs off screaming
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# ahhh, memories..... *preps drill for self lobotomisation*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# OMFGoodness
i don't know if i can remember that, it's the stuff hidden in my mind that i fear most.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# ha ha brilliant! Love the expression on his bastard little face
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# orville is green
cuddles is mean
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hehe, you changed it
'cuddles is mean' implied some sort of intimate knowledge of just how mean cuddles is:)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *childhood trauma returns*
*huddles in corner*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# now show me on this dolly, just where cuddles touched you
it's for..um..research. yeah.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
#
there
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Haha :D
I've said it before and I'll say it again - that duck thing is fucking horrible and I hate it.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# i seam to remember not liking it very much......
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Hehe
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# It tastes like bumcheese
...so I've heard...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# what sick fuck
would eat smash for comparison tests?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Hurray!
Braw!


(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# hehe
that good that is :)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Huzzah for soldiers!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# that's intresting
what's it all about?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# soldiers
not failing
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# thanks, you've illuminated me right up in the knowledge box
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# the joys of my L.E.P.*

light emitting penis
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahahha!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Through early morning fog I see...

The visions of the things to be...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# does exactly what it says in the HTML
#bada55
#c0ffee
#bab1e5
#5eaf06
#faece5
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Pfft!
I can see BAB1E5 being used in a nursery though. Nice colour.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# untill
it ends up spattered with FAECE5.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Ohhh!
The order swaps round with every refresh. How exciting.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Phew,
I thought I was going mad
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Seems to have settled now.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# sorry
Was too long, so I removed a couple and tweaked the order.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# and if the kid's name is Debbie, then...
#debb1e
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# BADASS bogey colour
arf
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# oooh! inspiration!
#b061e5
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# If babies really are that colour...
stop shaking.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# and if its faeces is #FAECE5
get it to the doctor, a.s.a.p!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# And it it's faeces are coffee,
profit.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Mountain lions?
Is that right? They poop the best type of coffee in the world?


By the post button, it is telling me "In-jokes are never frontpaged." Things must have really changed in the past 4 years.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I'm worried about the person who found that out.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# As I remember
the first poo kids do when born is #5EAF06
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# *prepares cutlery and napkin*
om nom nom nom nom
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Blimmin' eck!
Wotcha


(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# HAHAHAH, omg that's brilliant!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Ha, I like that
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# broguefinger
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Brrrrrrroooooogue Fiingarrrrr!
*Brup braaaa braaaaa*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# shooooooooooooefingaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHharrghrgrhgg;lcvkhpiorhws$%&^#&*%^&
*dies*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Shoefingers, I don't understand.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# glad i snuck back in time for that post last night!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# ^this
what is this all about?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# this
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... i see
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Shoefingers, I don't understand.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# He's a happy little chappie
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# He's in a right pickle
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Something about gherkins
/blummin busy blog
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Jar really!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Heaven preserve us...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# nicely done
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Loving the pantaloons...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# yeah, but just wait till he starts pissing everywhere
:D
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] They just want you to THINK they're after your bread...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# nicely done
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# If you want to see ducks
come to Kenia
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I never got why ducks eat bread
it's not exactly something that grows on trees. I suppose the ingredients are natural enough.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Contrary to popular belief,
ducks do not graze on trees
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Is that a science fact?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Probably
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# You know what I mean though?
Bread is not found in wild, ducks wouldn't have invented it - ergo - ducks shouldn't eat bread.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Yeah, I see what you mean.
But then again, we're animals too and we eat cheese string. Anything is possible.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# This is true.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# And cats eat cat food with 'Beef and Lamb'
derivatives
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Zombie Duck
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# It's not a duck. It's an Argentinian Racing Pigeon
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# oh.
bugger.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# ;) mornin' fella
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# morning chap!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# get thee to msn for a mo (if you can)
I meant to tell you something yesterday
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)

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