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# This wheel's on fire.......rolling down the road.............
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# RAD!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# yay!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA
LOOK AT HIS FACE!!!1

NOW THATS KOMEDY!!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Blair Dumps
all over Brown, or leaks or whatever
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Brown is shit
Shit is brown.

lolcopter
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Brown was
better as a number two
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Ha Ha

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)
# No Bog Paper?
If he wiped his arse with Gord's pic....his arse would only get fuckin' DIRTIER
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Do you write for Private Eye?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Who.....Me?

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Poop Loop!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# too brown
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# "i am reading this newspaper on the toilet,
and what is before me is soon to be behind me"
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# this does not rhyme.
nor does it contain any capital letters.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# i do not use capital letters on b3ta
life is too short
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
# come to the dark side
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I AM your Fuhrer!
- NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:35, archived)
# When helmets were indented . . .
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# No luke.....I am your father.....
.......LAND?????
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Fez Feds?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# He wearsh a bowler, YOU wear a Fezsh..
AHhahaha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Good one
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha
excellent punnage.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Amother fine Ness !
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# AHhha
That's anudda lime mess ya got me inta..
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# QUENCH!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] And then..
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# But also..
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Then sadly..
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# who the
fudge is this guys face i keep seeing?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Gronkpan at his son's wedding.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# heheheh
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Yep, that's him.
:D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# DEKIONPLEXIS, THIS IS WHY YOU ARE ALWAYS GETTING BANNED.
(, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I just love his new shower cap !
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# AHhhaha, and so does Smee.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I was on the internet earlier and I found THIS...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Not the first time
Pat Butcher has a third party pussy between her legs. She being a scissor sister and all.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Jeremy Clarkson may be fat
but he's not a twat.

He is awesome.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I disagree
He IS fat.
He IS a twat.
He IS also awesome in his twatness.
He is to middle-aged patheticness what Lemmy is to rock.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# mole breeding ground?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahah
quality.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# ^ That
I now record Top Gear and just skip through the bits where he appears - it's the best 5 minutes of TV on all week.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Lemmy is to rock
a shit pug ugly crap voiced bassist who wrote one song that everybody knows and that isn't very good and the rest of his songs are very very shit
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# ^this
Clarkson= Only ever done one show that was worth bothering with (TopGear) and everything else he has done is shit (especially his fucking articles in tory-boy newspapers.)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# but your equivallence was to middle age patheticness..
so his middle age patheticness is over rated?

:P

I agree with you.. but your reasoning is flawed :D

x
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# The two
are not exactly mutually exclusive though are they?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Minus the huge face furniture.
I can see your point.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# ^ this for oxford english dictionary
Facefurnature:
(fays-fur-nay-ture) Moles, scars, facial hair. Features of the skin in the facial area
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Seconded.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# he is indeed
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# clarkson
is the king of twats
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# No he is an stunning cunt
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
# RAWHIDE !
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I doodled this years ago, so blame 16 year old me
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# nice
Michael eye movement sir :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Jacko
Kiddie fiddler supreme.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# What do you reckon?

Click for bigger (150KB)

I posted this on face book. Offensive or not? Ive got the lady in question on my case about it saying its offensive.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Her arse looks fat in that.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# A fat arse is
amazing if accompanied by a nice body which I must report she has in spades.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# She doesn't look like a spade to me
/very bored sunday
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# RIS?
who is it?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Just a girl I know
and no im not going to reveal her name because it'll make an awkward situation 1000 times worse if b3tans all over the globe start shopping her and messaging her.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# ah right so definately RIS then
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# De-RIS Explanation:
She's telling me to remove it from facebook as she finds it offensive. Im refusing to do so on the grounds of journalistic rights (see ayatollah bomb-head and more recently the newyorkers Barack Obama images). Im awaiting a reply from her and her solicitors before I remove it.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# replace it with an illustration and you might have a case
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# The 50 foot tall _____ _____ !
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# meteorite trampler?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# It could be seen as offensive
by people who give a fuck.

islamic fundementalists thinking women should be covered and all.. and you've photoshopped her into mecca...

but I'm offended because she is wearing too many clothes damnit.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Well for my next shop
im gonna put a juicy pic of her wairing a lacy bra and knickers in an audience with the pope. See how she likes them apples.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# That's it my son
antagonise her into submission...

Pope wouldn't mind.. although He'd prefer her dressed as an alter boy. dirty pope.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# So this is why
you couldn't have shot Jill Dando?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# hahah
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# you should have disguised her a bit...
Photobucket
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# HAHAHA
fucking ace. im gonna put her onto that one, get her off my back.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:52, archived)
# who cares if it's offensive?
it's only muslims.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I dunno, just 'cos...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Wouldn't.
I mean I know you'd get some peace and that but I like blowjobs too much.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# there's still two holes
and they can't scream.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Women actually do that!?
Whoa! ;)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Google it.
youve not been on the internet for long have you
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# something's missing
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# They're ur basic pleasure model...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# bit too basic if you ask me.
but keeley hazel is at the front and she is the most amazing peice of arse in britain.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# only a piece?
she'll have to find someone with a matching piece, then they can combine the pieces like in tomb raider or something
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I think your on to something there:
Daily Star Page 3 Jigsaw puzzles! Builders the world over will abandon their daily jaunts to the pub after work to return home to finish their puzzles.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Some of those just look like they're doing spasitic noises
"nnnnnerrrrrrrr"
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Silence is golden . . .
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Anyone else
noticed the woman bottom centre with brown hair and no left arm also has no left ankle?!!
Fucked up...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# hello
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Hello!

Teethfingers!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# "Hey! handface, your fingers have got fingerthings fingering out of them!"
:D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Shouting handouts tell all !
High there !
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
# cor!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# i saw this box and it made me laugh...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# sadfatbox
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# it reminds me of a cat
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Its ears are pressed against the top of the box
and it's leaning sadly against the wall
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# the red bits look like whiskers
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# and the blue bit looks like you put it in a bin bag and tried to drown it in the river

hence the sadness, I suppose
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I think that is what set off the association
It is reminiscent of Hello Kitty
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Could have it's own reality show . . .
Not Thinking Inside The Box
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# :)
I do like that
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# You should add it...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# that's an awesome website :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# snap
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Is it a snapdragon?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# and if so, can it be milked?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# HIT ME !
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Baby one more time!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# BUST !
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Dirty dealin' !
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# pfft
You numpty!

EDIT: I think everyone's gone to the pub.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Not everyone...there's slow people like me still around



/now heads down the pub...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# well,
I am very drunk (and my god it's too early, help!)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Nought wrong with that
Just means you have more time to get a kebab.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# i haven't
nice one Wil
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Cheers,
but most of the work was done for me...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# as it should be for someone of your social standing
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I like the sounds of that!
:D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I'm here
but I'm going to prepare some foods in a moment
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Not me . . . I'm homebound . . .
on a milk and water diet . . . no chew ;(
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I would very much like to have a screen like that . . .
Storm proof hopefully . . .
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# the world is b0rked
have you tried yurning it off and back on again?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
# i suddenly realised that not all the spaces on the Monopoly board are in London anymore.

There's no such thing as free parking:P
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Nor get out of jail free . . .
Bored games . . . gotta love'm . . .
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# That's a card not a space:P
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# No space in jail . . .
plus . . . no one cares if you scream !
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I only know the dutch streets on this
and I know all the prices by heart

we have developed a very speedy version to play monopoly
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Play in a fast car?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# We eliminated some of the rules
like mortgages and suchlike

and you only get like 10 seconds per turn, and everyone has their own dice to speed things up nicely :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Efficiency at it's finest . . .
that's a Dutch treat indeed !
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I would woo this
If some bastard hadn't gone and slapped a congestion charge in between me and my mouse
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Your poor little mouse!
The extension's really screwed me up! The entire surrounding area is in it bar my road. This means anyone who can't to go towards twon from the West has to go through my road.
The traffic has quadrupled since the change!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Is there a Zimbabwe edition of Monopoly?
Complete with timer clock so you can double prices every 10 minutes.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# And a print press to roll out fresh re-denominated currency . . .
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] obligatory
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Every time I say fezzy . . . you say duck . . .
every time I say duck . . . You say fezzy . . .

Ready ?

Dezzy . . .
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# FUUUUCK!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# OH MY !
:D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# *nudges*

*winks*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Hehe, lil' fezzy bastards
Worthy compo image too
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Just like that....
and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that.

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# and hat, and hat, and hat, and . . .
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# It's what all the grannies are playing up in Southwold!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# add the david miliband arse-sniffing option
and you're spot on.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Rats
I knew I'd forgotten something
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Southwold doesn't have a bingo parlor
I don't think.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# that's why they have to resort to broon bingo!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# According to the Yellow Pages
the nearest proper bingo hall is 10 miles away in Lowestoft.
Memorise this fact, it may one day save your life.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Up in Southwold?
Down in Southwold, surely... :)
What's the Bingo prize?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Erm, I don't know...
A stick of northern rock?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Crivvens
Naebody wins at Broons Bingo
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Shit celebrity endorsement FTW
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# heheh
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Arfage!
have a political Woo!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# RSS - Slightly unfortunate film name truncation

I liked the Joker's pencil trick
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I did too
and I got to see it for half the price you paid.

:D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I normally go on orange wednesdays
but I was paying for someone for a birthday treat, which wouldn't have seemed so generous if I insisted we went on BOGOF night, and they would have realised what a penny-pinching get I am.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Me too
For some reason they weren't very impressed with I tried it out at work!:P
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 15:14, archived)
# i had to pay 9 quid
but it was on a IMAX mega-bastard screen!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I was going to go and see that
and looked it up at my local cinema, then I saw the cost of entry (which is the same as yours) and thought I'll just download it illegal, or wait for the DVD.

(nb: I haven't been to the cinema for about 6 years)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# £7?
Am I missing something here? ;)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# £7 is quite dear I thought
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# my local cinema
shows all films for £3.50 on a wednesday.. obviously.. this is an individual cost.. although it is shite.. and they don't switch the lights off entirely. bah and humbug.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
#
are you sure you're not in Dixons watching your own dvds?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Wow
the last time I went to see a movie was 20/05/05 at 11:20 in the morning according to the Revenge of the Sith ticket (strangely) on my wall, and that was £6.90; and that seems like just the other day


CFB^
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# lol at the comic.
take THAT, iraq.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Steve Bell at his brilliant best
I still chuckle when I glance at that
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# You have a business card
for "Ladies"?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# The brylcreemed, pipe smoking kind
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I still have this in my wallet
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
# all i see is dust
might i suggest you spend a little less time messing around on your computer talking to your imaginary friends and a bit more time tidying up, if i have to come in there, you'll find all of your junk in black bags outside the front door waiting for the dustmen.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I have an IMAX ticket pinned to my board.
£4.

Was in 2000, mind.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# £7 is shit
especially in this HD age
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# and that's why they're heading back towards 3D
to make cinema more of an "experience" again.. the lucas is wanting to technologise the original 3 starwars into 3d fandango's.

but apparently they are going to try and not make it a gimmick.. this comment made me giggle.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# lol, a gimmick?
What, like Jar Jar Binks, Ewoks, cute kid Anakin, mitochlorians etc etc
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# The sign above the door when I went said
"The Dark Night". We were worried it was the wrong film.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Oh dear
Maybe they only had one K
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# It was an LED sign though
and it had plenty of room. Just a bit thick I think.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# i tried to go see it before
but odeon was packed.

i blame heath ledger.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# there's two cinemas near me
a nice, modern one that charges £6.50 and an old, shit one that charges £8. I tend to go for the former for some reason.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Rollerball
became Rollerbalollerball due to a ticket printing error at our local, and the ticket zombie didn't find it anywhere near as hilarious as me and Mrs Neko. Strange.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# lollerball
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Hat wars

afternoon folks
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# get him fedora!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# yes
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha
oh, I am going to Hull.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# lmao
I'd love to see his game profile :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha fuck
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha excellent
hahahaha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
# this is win
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# jesus.. I laughed at this
I'm going to fucking hell
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# nice
'click'
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# *aaaaaaaaaaaahhahaha*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Ive seen this before alot on the internets
But I cant prove you didnt make it so oh well
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# This isn't your own work
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
# hahahaha
hahaha
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Seen everywhere many times before,
you didn't make this.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
# That is beyond fucked up
but I still laughed
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# BOOOO
AT YOUUUUU.

stealing is wrong m'kay.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)
# where is the fez's scimitar?
I thought they had scimitars...?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Indiana Jones exploded this myth
or was that a turban?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Ahhh
you are correct
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Or socks?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# or nekid skydiving?
less mess to clean when you soil yourself i would imagine...
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
I suffer from vertigo as well; despite having been a tree-surgeon
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# the term tree surgeon always gets me
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# the tree surgeon will get you
and prune you till there is nothing left to prune.

You'll be a sloppy pile of aussie gibblets.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Heh
Yep, being 'surgical' with a chainsaw is like kitchen excellence with a packet of crisps
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
# How about Penguins?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Hahaha
you are being silly Mr Tribs; here's me with Roxy


CFB^
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Roxy
is gonna kick yo ass
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# To be fair
this picture didn't capture Roxy savagely nibbling my finger just after
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# That kind of penguin always looks bloody evil
Here ya go, fluffified it.

(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Haha
nice shopping :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I huge improvement :)
odd fact this, but we've got two Rockhoppers (like Roxy) who came down from Whipsnade for apparently being to rough with the penguins up there
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Awwwwww
Roxy is a little cutie :)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
# now do prodge's sock chatting them up!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Over a nice dinner, perhaps?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# prodge's sock has got the horn
just out of shot
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# That sock
is the Terry-Thomas of the footwear world.
"I saaaay...."
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Ding dong
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *Joins*
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# he's such a slut
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# If they can popularise the pick axe in medicine
with the transorbital labotomy, there's hope for the chainsaw yet.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Have you not seen Indiana Thingy & the Wotsit of Whatever?
scimitars are far too slow
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# what about a scimitar,
on some sort of performance enhancing drug?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# they just sit in the corner
& munch jaffa cakes
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# and jitter?
clanging quietly with their dark sunken eyes?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I used to be a contender
I would like to think of a sword pun.. but i don't know many sword names.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
# The more important question is:
Fedora vs. Ubuntu vs. OpenSuse.

All damn fine OSes, but which is better?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I prefer buntu
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I worship satan
hence I can't answer this
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Hahaha
quite
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
# for what?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# OS?
Are these the names of Overweight Sumos?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# MSDOS 3.3
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Well for heaven's sake
Fez didn't even try.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I know...
Fez are I am a notoriously lazy bastards
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# :D
It is still most woo, of course.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Thankee kindly
:)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Is fedora using a tommy-cooper-gun?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# *slaps*
;)
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Pope Benny Dicked Teens
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# fuck the pope
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Not even if you paid me in solid gold bars.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# are you sure you wouldn't like to shove somehting intollarbly large up his shithole?
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# No, thank you.
Anyway, I think he may already have something up there. It'd be pointless.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# where did you think they kept heaven?
In the sky?!

pah!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
# HAHAHAH
Oh, I think I just cracked a rib. :D
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
# surely
cracking a rib is nothing to laugh about!
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Gawd Bless 'em!
Yea, he is kinda sexy in that table cloth he wears.
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# he already has a hat.
he likes it cause he wears it all the time, I think he would be offended if he was forced to take it off..


Or maybe he is always smiling in it because secretly there is a small animal in his hat controlling his brain...? And this is the cure, a new hat..
(, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)

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