(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:03,
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"Beverly! Deanna"!
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:03,
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superb sir
(kingsuperspecialis in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:10,
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he was more into wesley crusher
he just pretended to hate kids so that section 31 didnt rumble him... if he had been on voyager and met kes, a 4 year old that looks 20, he would have made it so all over her psychic ears
(yanmania...last shagged your mum on,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13,
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hahahaha
the dorty get
(urbane legendi have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:26,
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(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:44,
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Very nice.
I'm not going to be doing too many, I think, I don't get any requests, they're all going to the Rev. I've got a couple outstanding, but I haven't had time yet. I think once they're done I'll hand up the old zombifying gloves and call it a day.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:46,
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:(
Don't do it!
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:49,
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Well there's not much point if there's no requests, is there?!
I fear it might start to bore people, also.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:50,
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which is funny cos kelly brook is from rochester
tenuous
(yanmania...last shagged your mum on,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:47,
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Rochistah.
I don't mean to offend anyone, but the Kent accent makes my skin crawl, blame the cunty ex.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:47,
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Oi!
Nothing wrong with the kent accent. Except for people who speak with that annoying false london accent.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:58,
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Actually, it shoudl be pronounced 'Staytham'
cos then it'll remind me of Statham from Green Wing, and at least I'll get a smile out of his performance.
/watched that dreadful dungeon siege film a few weeks back
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:05,
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oh come on
even if you do fancy him. you've got to admit his films are fucking terrible!
(Finite"Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:42,
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CRANK WAS ALRIGHT
as was Lock Stock and Snatch.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:43,
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Shirley lock stock and two smoking snatches...
which sounds like a completely different film...
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45,
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FUCKING LIABILITY.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:47,
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that's coz
Amy Smart is hot as horsehell
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:49,
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Ohhhhh, Captain in disagreement.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:50,
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who cares.
i defenatly would
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54,
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Bleurgh, you can have my share.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54,
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thank you!
you're so kind :)
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54,
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I had
the misfortune to sit through that remake of the Italian Job. I know pain D:
(Finite"Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:53,
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What the hell were you expecting? Ben fucking Hur?
:D
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54,
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haha true
it was one of those films the missus forced me to sit through :)
(Finite"Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:59,
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90% of women can not be trusted to have any sense of taste
when it comes to these things. Like my (ex) friend Lauren, who told me Aliens was shit.
Fuck off.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:01,
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god yes
I've sat through some proper shite, Love Actually was by far the worst.. But what the hey, it keeps the peace and allows me to introduce her to some very good films!
(Finite"Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02,
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Oh, I like Love Actually.
But still appreciate the decentness of a proper good movie with explosions. Explosions and really, really nice guns.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:03,
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you know ed norton did that film just so he could get out of a contract with the film studio
(yanmania...last shagged your mum on,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:56,
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argh! that's just too creepy....
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:41,
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Clicks....
*Then hides*
(Random ImageYes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:46,
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Top stuff!
She really gives me the creeps...
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:26,
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ARGH
THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE
(urbane legendi have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:29,
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Bindun shirley?
(yanmania...last shagged your mum on,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:33,
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georgia?
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:33,
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OMIGOD I JUST CAME ALL OVER THE OFFICE PLANT
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:36,
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Hehehe.
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:36,
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Hahahaha!
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:36,
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I am replying because this needs more attention
*click*
(b3thNot shit. Not mod.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:27,
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(Maniccan teach you the secret of fire,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:21,
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cream made out of doves
:(
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:23,
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Rub it on your knees, Vic Reeves will be there in a couple of tics.
I love him. He's like a thin, better dressed version of my dad.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:24,
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IGOTTHEJOB
:D
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:40,
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FUCKYEAH
It must be because you're The Daddy.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:43,
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:D
I am gleeful. First time i've been on a contract in 2 years :D
Also taking 3 days off this week, first break for similar stretch o' time.
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:53,
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Enjoy it, chappie.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:55,
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willco
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:06,
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the best kind
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:25,
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I heard dovewanking is a national sport in some parts of Finland
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:31,
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Dag, Mediocre.
is that it? I learnt some Dutch last night, but not how to spell any of it, and not what Mister is. I can ask people if they're Ms Petersen, say sorry (I could also say 'that's alright' but I can't remember how to now) and hello/goodbye.
Oh, and I can say that I'm not Ms Petetsen. \o/ That's good, for I am most certainly not.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:32,
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How handy!
Mister is meneer or mijnheer (too formal), so that would be 'Dag meneer mediocre' then
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:33,
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Ooooh, thanks love.
I've decided this is it, I'm going to learn Dutch completely.
Partially because a) it's becoming dangerous for a perfectly rational, law abiding stoner to live in this country without fear of reprisal, and partially b) because I refuse to live under a conservative government, which is in direct relation to part a.
Plus you Dutch people are really lovely people, from what I've seen. I'd rather spend my time with lovely Dutch people than with horrid English oiks.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:36,
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Haha that's cool!
I also find your remarks amusing, because I see horrid Dutch oiks all the time, and I think our government has turned too conservative of late. This is mainly because there are now two christian parties (and one labour) that make up the rules.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45,
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Oy, don't tell me that
I get doubly upset by things like that, due to being a Christian myself, and having to watch all of these bastards give us a bad name. Like the Westboro Baptist Church, that's how some people believe me to be. NOT TRUE.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:48,
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Okay, carry on then.
They'll be gone very soon anyway.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:01,
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Nicely done.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02,
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And, of course
they are famed for playing an attractive style of football - which I know will be a major factor in your decision.
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45,
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I only pay attention to football when certain friends of mine
get all overexcited by it. Yay for having a mate that supports Rangers and one that supports Celtic. I have not a clue what's going on.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:49,
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i know how to say
the riche is rising all jews should be exiled
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:37,
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Oooh, tell me how to do the second one please.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:37,
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how to do a jew?
give me a call, i'll be glad to help ;)
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:44,
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Look, I know how to have a wank
I just want the words, yo.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:51,
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watch south park..
i won't tell you how to say, what will later help you get rid of the jews in england. i still want to visit there sometime :P
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:56,
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Right.
Captain big yid. Captain not about to commit homogenocide. Captain not sure if that real word.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:57,
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Homogenocide - the extermination of all gays.
Ver Musen De Juden Es Rochen
it is.
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02,
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You're a love.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:04,
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I've said this before
but I know "Grasmaaier" and "Drempel."
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:41,
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Except that it's drempel
+ vloerbedekking
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45,
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Bah!
If I was going to spell either one wrong, you'd have bet on the first one.
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:48,
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:)
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02,
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their milky white tears are used
(Derek Montesubthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:31,
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this is what I was thinking!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:33,
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haha
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:38,
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Hang on a tic.
It was 86p for two soaps, now it's 86p for one?
I know Sainsburys are mental (up until the refit a couple of years ago, ours was like something out of a zombie movie- dirty and dingy and with nicotine-yellow lighting) but fucking hell.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:23,
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Not showing up for me.
Weird.
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:25,
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bloggerheads
has the word 'ad' in it, so sometimes ad-blockers will block images from there
(Maniccan teach you the secret of fire,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:36,
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Ah!
Cheers!
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:42,
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did you steal labels from the shop
or do you take a portable scanner with your for such occasions
(yanmania...last shagged your mum on,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:34,
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stolen
but I figured they were surplus to requirements
(Maniccan teach you the secret of fire,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:37,
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your going to prison
(yanmania...last shagged your mum on,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:38,
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(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:15,
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Hehehe
Sex machine!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:15,
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Jesus.
A handjob would have dire consequences. He'd be ripped to shreads.
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:16,
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Have you been watching Chris Cunningham videos?
Morning all. I've got lung AIDS and am feeling like shit. Shovel optional.
Edit: How fucking rude of me, blame the illness. Very woo to you.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:19,
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I watched some of them, some time ago.
But this thing was drawn after playing the final level of "portal". I spent some time admiring Glados' design. It's truly amazing, I wish I could find more pictures of it. My drawing looks nothing like it, though. It just hangs from a thing and isn't entirely human.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:27,
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Offend me? I don't see why.
By the way, the word "chap" is used as masculine or femenine? I don't care about beign mistaken for a guy, just asking. E-dictionaries aren't very useful sometimes.
That last headline is on the front page of the Daily Star.
(rhebusac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:44,
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spang spang spang
ning Haven't got this out for a while
(rhebusac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:43,
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Morning!
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:53,
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(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:55,
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Good
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:56,
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haha
I love this because I'm a sad crossword solver
(rhebusac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:01,
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Emancipated detective turns down one way street? (7)
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:03,
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Nope.
Any letters?
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:17,
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;-)
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:23,
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Dingbats are win!
/sad
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:04,
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Hahaha!
Nice!
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:58,
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(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:02,
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(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:08,
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chefs dead
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:10,
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Fuck!
and giggle.
'"Family members believe at this point it is a medical condition that might have led to his death," a police spokesman said...'
No shit?
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:12,
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"Doctors say his death resulted in the loss of his life."
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:16,
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that would do it
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:16,
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"It's likely to be permanent."
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:17,
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"Issac Hayes died three times last week. Doctors are keeping him over night under observation in case it happens for a fourth time"
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20,
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actually, the treadmill he was on was possessed...
...it consumed his soul, his lifeless body fell to the floor in a crumpled heap, and he now suffers an eternity of torment at the hands of the Cenobites.
For the BBC news guys, "medical condition" was simply easier to type.
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:16,
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Oi! My brother is a BBC news guy.
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:18,
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I read that as "News gay" for split second
*sniggers
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:18,
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Haha.
News gay works too.
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20,
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hahah, so did I....
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:21,
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No he's not
He sells fish and chips wrapped in a newspaper:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20,
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How does he smell?
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:22,
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with his nose.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:24,
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does he speak in metaphors?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:21,
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well dur!
state the obvious why don't you?
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:18,
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Don't worry, the adventure club will rebuild him.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20,
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Noooooo!
Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes in the same weekend? Gutted :(
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:46,
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I'm quitting in November on my 20th according to a few national health sites, in 10 years one's risk for lung cancer is back to what it would have been. but yeah, I'm mainly doing it because I can't afford $8 a pack Goddamn New York
(Arsonadeis saving up for a new box of hummus,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:46,
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'ningles all
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:53,
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(MonocromaticoLady Godiva's horse,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:03,
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messing around in the graffiti app on face book but it brokeded so i had to screendump it to get the picture to send to some one so i thought i would host it here and share.
It is rumoured that death comes in three's....i wonder who's next?
my moneys on Cassius Clay
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:58,
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you know, call me crazy
but I think more than 3 people have died recently
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:59,
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^fact monger
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:00,
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Yes, I have a 78,000 Square Foot Fact 'Monging' facility in which facts are monged and packaged for shipment to various locations throughout the world.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:03,
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Morgan Freeman was the one that got away
maybe now he'll be living his own "final destination" nightmare.