oh it was, admit it
the stories were facile, the physics was terrible and you could fucking see the puppeteers standing about in the back.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:10,
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an evening of watching rubbish and discarded kitchen utensils being shuffled about by disinsterested amateur-grade puppeteers?
how could i possibly stay away.
honestly, it's like a badly animated rubbish tip.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:16,
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honestly, it's like a badly animated rubbish tip.
Sir, I cannot abide this
You need to watch the episode where Queen Jelly loses her cherry. I defy anyone to find it anything less than solid gold.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44,
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agrees
give me finger mouse/flumps/jamie and his magic torch any day
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:11,
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he was more into wesley crusher
he just pretended to hate kids so that section 31 didnt rumble him... if he had been on voyager and met kes, a 4 year old that looks 20, he would have made it so all over her psychic ears
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13,
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"But its too late, because ive seen everything"
"and then I escape...ON THE GRASS!"
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:05,
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hello!
i felt bad about nobody replying here :)
how are you barb?
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:10,
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how are you barb?
oh noes a sympathy reply
Those are the worst kind :(
I'm alright, how are you?
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:11,
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I'm alright, how are you?
great really..
half a work day is over. i'm going to smoke. brb
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:37,
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Nah, fuck him.
Fucking hypocrite.
Edit: er....whoops. *has just read bbc news*
Still, hypocrite. But less of the fuck him.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54,
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Edit: er....whoops. *has just read bbc news*
Still, hypocrite. But less of the fuck him.
Whhoooops!
I heard that cat Shaft is a dead mother...Shut your mouth! But I'm talkin' bout Shaft!
I can dig it (his grave)
:(
Sad, he was a star, saw him at Glasto', too bad he was sucked into the ol' scienlolgy vomit.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:06,
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I can dig it (his grave)
:(
Sad, he was a star, saw him at Glasto', too bad he was sucked into the ol' scienlolgy vomit.
you lie
edit: of fuck! he didn't
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7553065.stm
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:59,
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7553065.stm
Why do all the good people die during the gayshift
or at weekends
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:00,
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Oh don't do that, I love a bit of Statham.
Don't ruin it for me....
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:40,
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...as long as his surname is pronounced 'Stattam'
rather than 'Staytham'
damnyankees
Ning Cap! Have you seen what that Jesse did to me?
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:42,
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damnyankees
Ning Cap! Have you seen what that Jesse did to me?
Very nice.
I'm not going to be doing too many, I think, I don't get any requests, they're all going to the Rev. I've got a couple outstanding, but I haven't had time yet. I think once they're done I'll hand up the old zombifying gloves and call it a day.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:46,
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Well there's not much point if there's no requests, is there?!
I fear it might start to bore people, also.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:50,
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Rochistah.
I don't mean to offend anyone, but the Kent accent makes my skin crawl, blame the cunty ex.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:47,
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Oi!
Nothing wrong with the kent accent. Except for people who speak with that annoying false london accent.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:58,
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Well I did say I didn't want to offend anyone
it just reminds me of.... wankers.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:58,
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Actually, it shoudl be pronounced 'Staytham'
cos then it'll remind me of Statham from Green Wing, and at least I'll get a smile out of his performance.
/watched that dreadful dungeon siege film a few weeks back
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:05,
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/watched that dreadful dungeon siege film a few weeks back
oh come on
even if you do fancy him. you've got to admit his films are fucking terrible!
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:42,
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Shirley lock stock and two smoking snatches...
which sounds like a completely different film...
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45,
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I had
the misfortune to sit through that remake of the Italian Job. I know pain D:
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:53,
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haha true
it was one of those films the missus forced me to sit through :)
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:59,
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90% of women can not be trusted to have any sense of taste
when it comes to these things. Like my (ex) friend Lauren, who told me Aliens was shit.
Fuck off.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:01,
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Fuck off.
god yes
I've sat through some proper shite, Love Actually was by far the worst.. But what the hey, it keeps the peace and allows me to introduce her to some very good films!
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02,
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Oh, I like Love Actually.
But still appreciate the decentness of a proper good movie with explosions. Explosions and really, really nice guns.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:03,
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you know ed norton did that film just so he could get out of a contract with the film studio
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:56,
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ARGH
THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:29,
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Rub it on your knees, Vic Reeves will be there in a couple of tics.
I love him. He's like a thin, better dressed version of my dad.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:24,
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:D
I am gleeful. First time i've been on a contract in 2 years :D
Also taking 3 days off this week, first break for similar stretch o' time.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:53,
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Also taking 3 days off this week, first break for similar stretch o' time.
I heard dovewanking is a national sport in some parts of Finland
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:31,
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Dag, Mediocre.
is that it? I learnt some Dutch last night, but not how to spell any of it, and not what Mister is. I can ask people if they're Ms Petersen, say sorry (I could also say 'that's alright' but I can't remember how to now) and hello/goodbye.
Oh, and I can say that I'm not Ms Petetsen. \o/ That's good, for I am most certainly not.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:32,
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Oh, and I can say that I'm not Ms Petetsen. \o/ That's good, for I am most certainly not.
How handy!
Mister is meneer or mijnheer (too formal), so that would be 'Dag meneer mediocre' then
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:33,
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Mister is meneer or mijnheer (too formal), so that would be 'Dag meneer mediocre' then
Ooooh, thanks love.
I've decided this is it, I'm going to learn Dutch completely.
Partially because a) it's becoming dangerous for a perfectly rational, law abiding stoner to live in this country without fear of reprisal, and partially b) because I refuse to live under a conservative government, which is in direct relation to part a.
Plus you Dutch people are really lovely people, from what I've seen. I'd rather spend my time with lovely Dutch people than with horrid English oiks.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:36,
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Partially because a) it's becoming dangerous for a perfectly rational, law abiding stoner to live in this country without fear of reprisal, and partially b) because I refuse to live under a conservative government, which is in direct relation to part a.
Plus you Dutch people are really lovely people, from what I've seen. I'd rather spend my time with lovely Dutch people than with horrid English oiks.
Haha that's cool!
I also find your remarks amusing, because I see horrid Dutch oiks all the time, and I think our government has turned too conservative of late. This is mainly because there are now two christian parties (and one labour) that make up the rules.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45,
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Oy, don't tell me that
I get doubly upset by things like that, due to being a Christian myself, and having to watch all of these bastards give us a bad name. Like the Westboro Baptist Church, that's how some people believe me to be. NOT TRUE.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:48,
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And, of course
they are famed for playing an attractive style of football - which I know will be a major factor in your decision.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45,
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I only pay attention to football when certain friends of mine
get all overexcited by it. Yay for having a mate that supports Rangers and one that supports Celtic. I have not a clue what's going on.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:49,
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watch south park..
i won't tell you how to say, what will later help you get rid of the jews in england. i still want to visit there sometime :P
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:56,
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Right.
Captain big yid. Captain not about to commit homogenocide. Captain not sure if that real word.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:57,
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Homogenocide - the extermination of all gays.
Ver Musen De Juden Es Rochen
it is.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02,
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it is.
Bah!
If I was going to spell either one wrong, you'd have bet on the first one.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:48,
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Hang on a tic.
It was 86p for two soaps, now it's 86p for one?
I know Sainsburys are mental (up until the refit a couple of years ago, ours was like something out of a zombie movie- dirty and dingy and with nicotine-yellow lighting) but fucking hell.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:23,
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I know Sainsburys are mental (up until the refit a couple of years ago, ours was like something out of a zombie movie- dirty and dingy and with nicotine-yellow lighting) but fucking hell.
bloggerheads
has the word 'ad' in it, so sometimes ad-blockers will block images from there
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:36,
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did you steal labels from the shop
or do you take a portable scanner with your for such occasions
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:34,
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Jesus.
A handjob would have dire consequences. He'd be ripped to shreads.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:16,
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Have you been watching Chris Cunningham videos?
Morning all. I've got lung AIDS and am feeling like shit. Shovel optional.
Edit: How fucking rude of me, blame the illness. Very woo to you.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:19,
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Edit: How fucking rude of me, blame the illness. Very woo to you.
I watched some of them, some time ago.
But this thing was drawn after playing the final level of "portal". I spent some time admiring Glados' design. It's truly amazing, I wish I could find more pictures of it.
My drawing looks nothing like it, though. It just hangs from a thing and isn't entirely human.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:25,
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My drawing looks nothing like it, though. It just hangs from a thing and isn't entirely human.
Offend me? I don't see why.
By the way, the word "chap" is used as masculine or femenine? I don't care about beign mistaken for a guy, just asking. E-dictionaries aren't very useful sometimes.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:37,
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I thought you were a boy, whoops.
Chap is a masculine word, for future reference.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:38,
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I have no idea
I just woke up yesterday feeling like crap, and it has continued....
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:33,
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:D I will be
I have superhuman healing powers (no really, tattoos and piercings heal within the week and I get over illnesses very quickly).
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:39,
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Reminds me of the vid to Synthetic by Spineshank.
Morning everyone.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:32,
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They were alright, bless them.
Height of Callousness was a good album.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:37,
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and now Colin Popshed with the gay roundup
Hadrians wall, that's very gay..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpfVeMp_UKM
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:29,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpfVeMp_UKM
...and the wailing wall is gay... so.... see you there.
"hes not gay, we'd never hire a homosexual"
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:12,
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great one.
although, living in israel, yesterday was already a workday :)
how about you?
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:02,
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how about you?
Fuck!
and giggle.
'"Family members believe at this point it is a medical condition that might have led to his death," a police spokesman said...'
No shit?
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:12,
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'"Family members believe at this point it is a medical condition that might have led to his death," a police spokesman said...'
No shit?
"Issac Hayes died three times last week. Doctors are keeping him over night under observation in case it happens for a fourth time"
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20,
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actually, the treadmill he was on was possessed...
...it consumed his soul, his lifeless body fell to the floor in a crumpled heap, and he now suffers an eternity of torment at the hands of the Cenobites.
For the BBC news guys, "medical condition" was simply easier to type.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:16,
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For the BBC news guys, "medical condition" was simply easier to type.
Noooooo!
Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes in the same weekend? Gutted :(
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:46,
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bugger, I thought there might have been a chance...
and I could have done it.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:17,
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thought i'd slip it in on the gayshift so i can go "binfuckindun" to all the sun lovers
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20,
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Ah yes, but in the image above, you used an unpleasant font.
Therefore I refer you to the faq and post a 249kB fail animation.
/dayshift
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:23,
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/dayshift
It isnt that font ....therefore..you fail sir!!!
*know your fonts!
.
.
.It is just as ugly though, but then again it goes with the maggots
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:26,
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.
.
.It is just as ugly though, but then again it goes with the maggots
YOU MISSED AN APOSTOPHE YOU VILE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING
Oh and *huuuuuuuuuuugs*
That's enough of dayshift for me. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:27,
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That's enough of dayshift for me. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
I really hope at least one newspaper has the headline "Oh my God, they killed Chef!"
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:23,
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or spent money on a decent brand of death stick
:p
camel natural flavour ftw.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:46,
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camel natural flavour ftw.
^This
I'm quitting in November on my 20th
according to a few national health sites, in 10 years one's risk for lung cancer is back to what it would have been.
but yeah, I'm mainly doing it because I can't afford $8 a pack
Goddamn New York
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:46,
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according to a few national health sites, in 10 years one's risk for lung cancer is back to what it would have been.
but yeah, I'm mainly doing it because I can't afford $8 a pack
Goddamn New York
My cleaner smokes those
And she stinks when she comes back from a ciggy and I'm a smoker!
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:09,
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red giants or yellow dwarfs?
edit: i had pizza from supermodel pizza just now. it was great!
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:56,
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although knitwear is our preference, it is fun to play with costumes.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:29,
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I like Rufus too he looks like a goodcat
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:29,
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I like Rufus too he looks like a goodcat
he is a goodcat, and slightly nawty too.
he lives next door and spends a lot of time on my patio. i hired him to chase away squirrels.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:32,
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how about near to real life fear
yay for google image search adventures.. just need to get another 100+ pics and I'll be ready to make a video for a song i wrote.. a yay!
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:46,
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yay for google image search adventures.. just need to get another 100+ pics and I'll be ready to make a video for a song i wrote.. a yay!
I like the fact they're already tagged
like they're going to any where on their own.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:53,
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g'night
I should hit the sack too..
but uber bright sunshine now... ho hum.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:13,
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but uber bright sunshine now... ho hum.
messing around in the graffiti app on face book but it brokeded so i had to screendump it to get the picture to send to some one so i thought i would host it here and share.
it's a true story too.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:18,
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it's a true story too.
man, b3ta should have a cooking show on youtube.
we could all make episodes and post them for everyone's edification.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:37,
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this week
i shall be showing you how to burn down your house in a rather long winded but flamboyant process.
first get a bowl and some self raising flour...
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:50,
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first get a bowl and some self raising flour...
i wish i'd had a camera on me for a few of my cake-baking efforts.
lots of swearing and nudity, perfect for youtube.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:58,
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he looks a bit like lionel blair and garry glitters love child.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:43,
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is this something to do with fourchan?
TJ: it's Wogan Week on Facebook! YAY!
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:20,
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JJ, humandecent, mushybees, and many others get reposted.
I don't cross post myself, but there are a
few who do, and have done so off and on.
Won't name names in that context
as most of it is very trollish. [/;-D
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:29,
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few who do, and have done so off and on.
Won't name names in that context
as most of it is very trollish. [/;-D
I've seen JJ, but I figured he would be popular with all kinds of furries
and pissing in the sea of pissing, shirley
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:31,
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Perhaps.
We'll see. I've been happy with
what I've put in, and seen echo.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:39,
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what I've put in, and seen echo.
the bit inbetween is mostly sucking
and you'd think that sounds good
but it isn't :D
edit: I'm pondering breakfast
But I think I'm short of breakfast ingredients and nowhere is open just yet
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:58,
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but it isn't :D
edit: I'm pondering breakfast
But I think I'm short of breakfast ingredients and nowhere is open just yet
"Driving while black" is old news
now it's "Living while black" that isn't tolerated.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:56,
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It is rumoured that death comes in three's....i wonder who's next?
my moneys on Cassius Clay
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:58,
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you know, call me crazy
but I think more than 3 people have died recently
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:59,
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Yes, I have a 78,000 Square Foot Fact 'Monging' facility in which facts are monged and packaged for shipment to various locations throughout the world.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:03,
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Morgan Freeman was the one that got away
maybe now he'll be living his own "final destination" nightmare.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:09,
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its a shame he left south park on a bitter note.
as a paedophile wgoho fell down a cliff,got eaten by animals and shit himself when finally dead.
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Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:57,
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