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[challenge entry] i'm a bit rusty and its monday morning but hey...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:07, archived)
# button moon was crap
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:08, archived)
# :O
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)
# oh it was, admit it
the stories were facile, the physics was terrible and you could fucking see the puppeteers standing about in the back.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# you should have seen it live
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# an evening of watching rubbish and discarded kitchen utensils being shuffled about by disinsterested amateur-grade puppeteers?
how could i possibly stay away.
honestly, it's like a badly animated rubbish tip.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Sir, I cannot abide this
You need to watch the episode where Queen Jelly loses her cherry. I defy anyone to find it anything less than solid gold.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# poor physics!
GREATEST
REASON
EVER
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# agrees
give me finger mouse/flumps/jamie and his magic torch any day
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# bagpuss and willo the wisp
fuh tuh wuh
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Balls.
It was brilliant, and Mrs Spoon was a dirty MILF.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# excellent!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:08, archived)
# hehe!
smashing, that show is one of my earlier memories
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:09, archived)
# ha!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha, that's brilliant!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Haha :)
Ace.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Now Luc here...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# kinda looks like putin down there..
weird
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# "Beverly! Deanna"!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# superb sir
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# he was more into wesley crusher
he just pretended to hate kids so that section 31 didnt rumble him... if he had been on voyager and met kes, a 4 year old that looks 20, he would have made it so all over her psychic ears
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# hahahaha
the dorty get
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# lol
of the office variety
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# :D
Wonderful!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# reminds me ot this
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# "But its too late, because ive seen everything"
"and then I escape...ON THE GRASS!"
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)
# rah for trek punngae!
woo too yoo
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# indeed

(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *groanzorz*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# lolz
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# monday morning politics...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# hello!
i felt bad about nobody replying here :)

how are you barb?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# oh noes a sympathy reply
Those are the worst kind :(

I'm alright, how are you?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# great really..
half a work day is over. i'm going to smoke. brb
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# berb
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Oh My God, They Killed Isaac Hayes...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Nah, fuck him.
Fucking hypocrite.

Edit: er....whoops. *has just read bbc news*

Still, hypocrite. But less of the fuck him.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Whhoooops!
I heard that cat Shaft is a dead mother...Shut your mouth! But I'm talkin' bout Shaft!

I can dig it (his grave)

:(

Sad, he was a star, saw him at Glasto', too bad he was sucked into the ol' scienlolgy vomit.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# bindun
bindun again..

but woo
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# fat black dead guys were on 2 for 1 this weekend
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)
# 3 if you count today
Lionel Ritchie just died.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# you lie
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# oh you ANUS.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)
# :'(
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Who else checked?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Lionel Richie aint been black since the commodores
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
# There's a Thames in the pope?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Why do all the good people die during the gayshift
or at weekends
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Ningles all...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# that would make the sex scene even weirder
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Oh don't do that, I love a bit of Statham.
Don't ruin it for me....
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ...as long as his surname is pronounced 'Stattam'
rather than 'Staytham'

damnyankees

Ning Cap! Have you seen what that Jesse did to me?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Like Chatham, yes?
Ningles, no I have not.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Indeed...
and BOOM!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Very nice.
I'm not going to be doing too many, I think, I don't get any requests, they're all going to the Rev. I've got a couple outstanding, but I haven't had time yet. I think once they're done I'll hand up the old zombifying gloves and call it a day.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# :(
Don't do it!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Well there's not much point if there's no requests, is there?!
I fear it might start to bore people, also.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# which is funny cos kelly brook is from rochester
tenuous
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Rochistah.
I don't mean to offend anyone, but the Kent accent makes my skin crawl, blame the cunty ex.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Oi!
Nothing wrong with the kent accent. Except for people who speak with that annoying false london accent.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Well I did say I didn't want to offend anyone
it just reminds me of.... wankers.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Actually, it shoudl be pronounced 'Staytham'
cos then it'll remind me of Statham from Green Wing, and at least I'll get a smile out of his performance.

/watched that dreadful dungeon siege film a few weeks back
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)
# oh come on
even if you do fancy him. you've got to admit his films are fucking terrible!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# CRANK WAS ALRIGHT
as was Lock Stock and Snatch.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Shirley lock stock and two smoking snatches...
which sounds like a completely different film...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# FUCKING LIABILITY.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# that's coz
Amy Smart
is hot as horsehell
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Ohhhhh, Captain in disagreement.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# who cares.
i defenatly would
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Bleurgh, you can have my share.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# thank you!
you're so kind :)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I had
the misfortune to sit through that remake of the Italian Job. I know pain D:
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# What the hell were you expecting? Ben fucking Hur?
:D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# haha true
it was one of those films the missus forced me to sit through :)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# 90% of women can not be trusted to have any sense of taste
when it comes to these things. Like my (ex) friend Lauren, who told me Aliens was shit.

Fuck off.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)
# god yes
I've sat through some proper shite, Love Actually was by far the worst.. But what the hey, it keeps the peace and allows me to introduce her to some very good films!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Oh, I like Love Actually.
But still appreciate the decentness of a proper good movie with explosions. Explosions and really, really nice guns.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# you know ed norton did that film just so he could get out of a contract with the film studio
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# argh! that's just too creepy....
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Clicks....
*Then hides*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Top stuff!
She really gives me the creeps...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# ARGH
THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE THE KID IS HIS WIFE
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Bindun shirley?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# georgia?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# OMIGOD I JUST CAME ALL OVER THE OFFICE PLANT
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Hehehe.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I am replying because this needs more attention
*click*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Unshopped. I win. Game over.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)
# cream made out of doves
:(
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Rub it on your knees, Vic Reeves will be there in a couple of tics.
I love him. He's like a thin, better dressed version of my dad.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# IGOTTHEJOB
:D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# FUCKYEAH
It must be because you're The Daddy.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)
# :D
I am gleeful. First time i've been on a contract in 2 years :D

Also taking 3 days off this week, first break for similar stretch o' time.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Enjoy it, chappie.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)
# willco
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# the best kind
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I heard dovewanking is a national sport in some parts of Finland

(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Dag, Mediocre.
is that it? I learnt some Dutch last night, but not how to spell any of it, and not what Mister is. I can ask people if they're Ms Petersen, say sorry (I could also say 'that's alright' but I can't remember how to now) and hello/goodbye.

Oh, and I can say that I'm not Ms Petetsen. \o/ That's good, for I am most certainly not.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
# How handy!

Mister is meneer or mijnheer (too formal), so that would be 'Dag meneer mediocre' then
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Ooooh, thanks love.
I've decided this is it, I'm going to learn Dutch completely.

Partially because a) it's becoming dangerous for a perfectly rational, law abiding stoner to live in this country without fear of reprisal, and partially b) because I refuse to live under a conservative government, which is in direct relation to part a.

Plus you Dutch people are really lovely people, from what I've seen. I'd rather spend my time with lovely Dutch people than with horrid English oiks.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Haha that's cool!
I also find your remarks amusing, because I see horrid Dutch oiks all the time, and I think our government has turned too conservative of late. This is mainly because there are now two christian parties (and one labour) that make up the rules.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Oy, don't tell me that
I get doubly upset by things like that, due to being a Christian myself, and having to watch all of these bastards give us a bad name. Like the Westboro Baptist Church, that's how some people believe me to be. NOT TRUE.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Okay, carry on then.
They'll be gone very soon anyway.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# And, of course
they are famed for playing an attractive style of football - which I know will be a major factor in your decision.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I only pay attention to football when certain friends of mine
get all overexcited by it. Yay for having a mate that supports Rangers and one that supports Celtic. I have not a clue what's going on.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# i know how to say
the riche is rising
all jews should be exiled
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Oooh, tell me how to do the second one please.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# how to do a jew?
give me a call, i'll be glad to help ;)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Look, I know how to have a wank
I just want the words, yo.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)
# watch south park..
i won't tell you how to say, what will later help you get rid of the jews in england. i still want to visit there sometime :P
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Right.
Captain big yid. Captain not about to commit homogenocide. Captain not sure if that real word.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Homogenocide - the extermination of all gays.
Ver Musen De Juden Es Rochen

it is.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# You're a love.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I've said this before
but I know "Grasmaaier" and "Drempel."
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Except that it's drempel

+ vloerbedekking
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Bah!
If I was going to spell either one wrong, you'd have bet on the first one.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# their milky white tears are used
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
# this is what I was thinking!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Hang on a tic.
It was 86p for two soaps, now it's 86p for one?

I know Sainsburys are mental (up until the refit a couple of years ago, ours was like something out of a zombie movie- dirty and dingy and with nicotine-yellow lighting) but fucking hell.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Not showing up for me.
Weird.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# bloggerheads
has the word 'ad' in it, so sometimes ad-blockers will block images from there
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Ah!
Cheers!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# did you steal labels from the shop
or do you take a portable scanner with your for such occasions
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# stolen
but I figured they were surplus to requirements
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# your going to prison
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Good morning b3ta

what was i thinking?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:13, archived)
# woo
robot sexeh tiem! /clicks
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Gay sex robots? What were you thinking?

'ning!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Hehehe
Sex machine!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Jesus.
A handjob would have dire consequences. He'd be ripped to shreads.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Have you been watching Chris Cunningham videos?
Morning all. I've got lung AIDS and am feeling like shit. Shovel optional.

Edit: How fucking rude of me, blame the illness. Very woo to you.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I watched some of them, some time ago.
But this thing was drawn after playing the final level of "portal". I spent some time admiring Glados' design. It's truly amazing, I wish I could find more pictures of it.
My drawing looks nothing like it, though. It just hangs from a thing and isn't entirely human.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Oooh I've never played that.
Didn't mean to offend you, chap.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Offend me? I don't see why.
By the way, the word "chap" is used as masculine or femenine? I don't care about beign mistaken for a guy, just asking. E-dictionaries aren't very useful sometimes.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I thought you were a boy, whoops.
Chap is a masculine word, for future reference.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Morning Wow

How did you beget the lung AIDS?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I have no idea
I just woke up yesterday feeling like crap, and it has continued....
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Crap
Hope you're feeling better soon
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)
# :D I will be
I have superhuman healing powers (no really, tattoos and piercings heal within the week and I get over illnesses very quickly).
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Reminds me of the vid to Synthetic by Spineshank.
Morning everyone.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Ahhh, Spineshank
that's a blast from the past.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Still going I think.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)
# They were alright, bless them.
Height of Callousness was a good album.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# BBC news gay?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:54, archived)
# BBC news gays, best of all the news gays...
:D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:00, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:01, archived)
# And this just in...
... BBC gets behind teh gays.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:11, archived)
# My brother will be happy to hear it :D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Is he a news gay?
Mine's a financial gay
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)
# We should get them together
and Gay-up the Financial Times.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:18, archived)
# For fun and profit
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)
# and now Colin Popshed with the gay roundup
Hadrians wall, that's very gay..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpfVeMp_UKM
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)
# ...and the wailing wall is gay... so.... see you there.
"hes not gay, we'd never hire a homosexual"
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Morning all...

(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:53, archived)
# haha!
I LOVE UPSKIRT
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:54, archived)
# Dirty boy!
Morning MAIOF, good weekend?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:56, archived)
# great one.
although, living in israel, yesterday was already a workday :)

how about you?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:02, archived)
# I caught crabs in Walberswick!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:07, archived)
# wow
pretty cool.

are you the winner? :D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:11, archived)
# 4.2 oz
:D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)
# almost 3rd place :)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Haha!
Looks like Kevin Eldon.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:01, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Couldn't help but pffffffft!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:41, archived)
# "Mugabe Talks"
"Maddie Sighted"
"NIPPLE"
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:43, archived)
# That last headline is on the front page of the Daily Star.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:44, archived)
# spang spang spang
ning
Haven't got this out for a while
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Morning!

(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Good
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:56, archived)
# haha
I love this because I'm a sad crossword solver
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Emancipated detective turns down one way street? (7)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Nope.
Any letters?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# ;-)
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Dingbats are win!
/sad
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:08, archived)
# chefs dead
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:10, archived)
# Fuck!
and giggle.

'"Family members believe at this point it is a medical condition that might have led to his death," a police spokesman said...'

No shit?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:12, archived)
# "Doctors say his death resulted in the loss of his life."
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:16, archived)
# that would do it
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:16, archived)
# "It's likely to be permanent."
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:17, archived)
# "Issac Hayes died three times last week. Doctors are keeping him over night under observation in case it happens for a fourth time"
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)
# actually, the treadmill he was on was possessed...
...it consumed his soul, his lifeless body fell to the floor in a crumpled heap, and he now suffers an eternity of torment at the hands of the Cenobites.

For the BBC news guys, "medical condition" was simply easier to type.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:16, archived)
# Oi! My brother is a BBC news guy.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:18, archived)
# I read that as "News gay" for split second
*sniggers
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:18, archived)
# Haha.
News gay works too.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)
# hahah, so did I....
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:21, archived)
# No he's not
He sells fish and chips wrapped in a newspaper:P
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)
# How does he smell?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:22, archived)
# with his nose.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:24, archived)
# does he speak in metaphors?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:21, archived)
# well dur!
state the obvious why don't you?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:18, archived)
# Don't worry, the adventure club will rebuild him.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Noooooo!
Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes in the same weekend? Gutted :(
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Balls
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:10, archived)
# has anyone done a shaft theme post yet?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:13, archived)
# yes lower down
*lazy arse
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:16, archived)
# bugger, I thought there might have been a chance...
and I could have done it.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:17, archived)
# thought i'd slip it in on the gayshift so i can go "binfuckindun" to all the sun lovers
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Ah yes, but in the image above, you used an unpleasant font.
Therefore I refer you to the faq and post a 249kB fail animation.
/dayshift
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:23, archived)
# It isnt that font ....therefore..you fail sir!!!
*know your fonts!
.
.
.It is just as ugly though, but then again it goes with the maggots
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:26, archived)
# YOU MISSED AN APOSTOPHE YOU VILE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING
Oh and *huuuuuuuuuuugs*

That's enough of dayshift for me. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:27, archived)
# me too..........the daylight.......it burnsssssss
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:30, archived)
# I really hope at least one newspaper has the headline "Oh my God, they killed Chef!"
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:23, archived)
# YOU BASTARDS!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:25, archived)
# hahahahhahhahhha
NUTS FP
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:26, archived)
# 11th August - Pigeons
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:51, archived)
# tweeeet
'ningles.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:55, archived)
# pigeony perfect!
'NINGLES TO YA ALL!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:12, archived)
# Do you like pigeon pie?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)
# awww! yay
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Time I gave up
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:41, archived)
# or spent money on a decent brand of death stick
:p



camel natural flavour ftw.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:46, archived)
# ^This
I'm quitting in November on my 20th
according to a few national health sites, in 10 years one's risk for lung cancer is back to what it would have been.
but yeah, I'm mainly doing it because I can't afford $8 a pack
Goddamn New York
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:46, archived)
# 'ningles all
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:53, archived)
# :D


(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:02, archived)
# My cleaner smokes those
And she stinks when she comes back from a ciggy and I'm a smoker!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Awww
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:33, archived)
# why am i looking at your constellation?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:38, archived)
# sorry.. didn't realise my zip was undone
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:50, archived)
# my god.. it's full of stars.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:53, archived)
# red giants or yellow dwarfs?
edit: i had pizza from supermodel pizza just now. it was great!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:56, archived)
# strike a pose, there's nothing to it.
 

 
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:15, archived)
# *snap snap*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:17, archived)
# WHAT MAKES TODAY'S FASHION SO DIFFERENT, SO APPEALING?
 

 
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:20, archived)
# IT'S THE STYLE OF NOW TODAY!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# although knitwear is our preference, it is fun to play with costumes.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:29, archived)
# skew it on tha bar-B we ain't tryin' to lose.
 

 
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:30, archived)
# OFF PINK!?!?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:34, archived)
# this is beautiful
:D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:44, archived)
# SO CHIC.

edit: now with bonus neighbourcat rufus footage.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:18, archived)
# FIT AND LINE IN ONE PACKAGE
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)
# always at the forefront of the fashion world.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:31, archived)
# i need that jumper.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:14, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 
I like Rufus too he looks like a goodcat
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:29, archived)
# he is a goodcat, and slightly nawty too.
he lives next door and spends a lot of time on my patio. i hired him to chase away squirrels.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:32, archived)
# how about near to real life fear


yay for google image search adventures.. just need to get another 100+ pics and I'll be ready to make a video for a song i wrote.. a yay!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:46, archived)
# snacks.. for cats..
lala lala laaa..
 
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:50, archived)
# I like the fact they're already tagged
like they're going to any where on their own.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:53, archived)
# for me it looks like
Nazi arm bands :D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:04, archived)
# I know, that was my first impression, too.
 
JA! JA!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:09, archived)
# aww, poor fluff.
movietime/bedtime. see you all later.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:05, archived)
# night
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:08, archived)
# g'night
I should hit the sack too..


but uber bright sunshine now... ho hum.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:13, archived)
# That´s no moon.
/coat
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 7:03, archived)
# messing around in the graffiti app on face book but it brokeded so i had to screendump it to get the picture to send to some one so i thought i would host it here and share.


it's a true story too.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:18, archived)
# It's all a lie, you know
/meme blog
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:24, archived)
# IT APPEARS HE IS RATHER FOND OF FUCKING CUPCAKES ALSO.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:28, archived)
# I, TOO, ENJOY CUPPING FUCK-CAKES.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:39, archived)
# Fuck, YEAH!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:30, archived)
# man, b3ta should have a cooking show on youtube.
we could all make episodes and post them for everyone's edification.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:37, archived)
# this week
i shall be showing you how to burn down your house in a rather long winded but flamboyant process.

first get a bowl and some self raising flour...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:50, archived)
# i wish i'd had a camera on me for a few of my cake-baking efforts.
lots of swearing and nudity, perfect for youtube.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:58, archived)
# perfect for any occassion
:D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:47, archived)
#
he looks a bit like lionel blair and garry glitters love child.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:43, archived)
# Cooking with Pokies. Today's episode: Nazi Berry Muffins.
cfb 245k
...
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:17, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
cake based mindpiss!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:19, archived)
# is this something to do with fourchan?
TJ: it's Wogan Week on Facebook! YAY!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:20, archived)
# There has always been overlap in membership.
WOGAN!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:23, archived)
# I never really see b3tan images over there though
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:26, archived)
# JJ, humandecent, mushybees, and many others get reposted.
I don't cross post myself, but there are a
few who do, and have done so off and on.

Won't name names in that context
as most of it is very trollish. [/;-D
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:29, archived)
# I've seen JJ, but I figured he would be popular with all kinds of furries
and pissing in the sea of pissing, shirley
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:31, archived)
# i wonder if i would be popular with furries
*contemplates*
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:37, archived)
# Hehe.
Yes, the glitterboys might like your lot.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:43, archived)
# Perhaps.
We'll see. I've been happy with
what I've put in, and seen echo.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:39, archived)
# Haha
Nice!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:23, archived)
# Don't know if want
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:27, archived)
# POKEY POKEY POKEY POKEY
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:33, archived)
# they're nazi-licious!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:35, archived)
# Yay!
Oh noes!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:40, archived)
# such is life. elation followed by worry, forever in a loop.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 6:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:46, archived)
# everyone's dying man!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:54, archived)
# i guess its what happens.
birth-death
.with a bit inbetween
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:57, archived)
# the bit inbetween is mostly sucking
and you'd think that sounds good

but it isn't :D

edit: I'm pondering breakfast

But I think I'm short of breakfast ingredients and nowhere is open just yet
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:58, archived)
# "Driving while black" is old news
now it's "Living while black" that isn't tolerated.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:56, archived)
# It is rumoured that death comes in three's....i wonder who's next?
my moneys on Cassius Clay
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:58, archived)
# you know, call me crazy
but I think more than 3 people have died recently

(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:59, archived)
# ^fact monger
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Yes, I have a 78,000 Square Foot Fact 'Monging' facility in which facts are monged and packaged for shipment to various locations throughout the world.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:03, archived)
# Morgan Freeman was the one that got away
maybe now he'll be living his own "final destination" nightmare.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:09, archived)
# He's a complicated man
No-one understands him but his coroner
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:58, archived)
# lolz
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 4:59, archived)
# he was a scientologist, right?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 5:41, archived)
# Yeah
The body thetans got him in the end. Terrible way to go.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# its a shame he left south park on a bitter note.
as a paedophile wgoho fell down a cliff,got eaten by animals and shit himself when finally dead.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)

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