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# Britain win gold
(DrOccer, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I'm pretty sure the new suits they all wear are made of dolphin skin.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)
# they have the same design of shark scales
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Well how much do sharks weigh anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# pfffft we still wouldn't win
because our dolphins are probably too fat
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# pssst
we did win
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Go Flipper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# *attaches bomb*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I know it's CRAP, but...
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I'm afraid it's that time again


EDIT: Ohhh, the penny drops! Good one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)
# ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# no
the plate drops
(resistanceisfutile, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# RISing like a bad thing here I'm afraid.
Any clues?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)
# They throw plates...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Knock yaself out. :-D
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RhERWkq_0Uk
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# with the programme now.
too late in the day for a challenging post like that...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Aaaaaaaahhhhhh....
d'oh.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# How much does a Greecian earn ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# a monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# If Turkey was attacked from the rear . . .
would Greece help ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Monkey........
LIES!!!!!!!!!
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# thats more of an oral joke isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# It is a slippery slope . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Very clever
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# All you who don't get it...
It's bad, but its a greek tradition to smash plates. Hence a dishwasher, they're now recycling.

But anyway, surely its not a dishwasher, its an "Underwater Ceramic Operative".
(uniquestar, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Nothing toupée for the first year.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)
# hahahaha
"Nothing toupeé"!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)
# How odd
how very odd...but woo'd all the while.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I always suspected Mars was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)
# :)
Accessorise with Pat Butcher earrings for £1.99
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Hahaha
How completely hatstand!

Good old Mars...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# How very wiggy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# this
is effing brill.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Bridge on the River Quo
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
No shark - fake etc.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# spooky juxtaposition of posts...
EDIT now officially real

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# No ladder!
It's a hoax!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Gah!
...and here's me thinking it would be the opposing light sources that gave it away...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# when the quo attack
(resistanceisfutile, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)
# The status of liberty
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I thought something didn't look quite right...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# no bridge


:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# and as if by magic
a bridge appears in the post above...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Was that a cunning ruse involving either close collaboration with another b3tan or a separate account?
...in which case I'm very impressed!

*tinfoil hats*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I'm sure i saw a cdc in them fireworks!
That's the b3tan in me!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Shit he's dead!
I loved Isaac Hayes

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# But I'm talkin' bout SHIT.
- Shut yo mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
#

This idea is can also be brought to you with better execution by TGA. Please contact him for details.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)
# ...Damn right ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Flump!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *AAAAAAAAAAaaahahaha*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# her face is wonderful.
send this to the royal mint now!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Dace lol.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# :)
it's a close by buttons and I have spack hands
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# When I see a tyop, i always look to where the keys are in relation to each other.
F and D are excusable.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Tyop?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Oh yes.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Arrrgh!!!!EVIL QWEEN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Oh one loves this!
*Clicks* Your majesty
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# hahahahhahhahahhahaha!
I'm in a meeting, and posting on b3ta. God Im bored.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Quick!
Mini-challenge - 5 minutes duration

Make Steve Laugh Out Loud...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# stop it... I'm gonna close the browser
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I find this . . .
very refreshing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)
# So does she
by the look of things
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Pterodactyl
sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Wogantillduck!
When will those meddling scientists learn?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# This is no ordinary till...
...This is a Terry Duck Till.

Hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# spotted ha ha
*whispers*
"it's like a library in here today".
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I think my snake thing scared everyone away :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Then put your pants back on
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# stable door ... horse ... bolted ...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# haha, reminds me of
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# ha
f.fucktillwheels??
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# you've never seen the typewriter from Sesame Street?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12.
do do da do do ...etc

of course,
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# what show was that off
it sparks distant memory of childhood...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# That's almost as odd as "Wordy"
some orange floating head that was on schools tv in the 80's.

Edit: Yeah, that's the fucker below
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# piss of the mind ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# see also...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# tghis is ace..
nostalgia comboined with atic clearing ='s double nostalgia!

any one interested in a Marks and Spencers guide to programming in BASIC on the zx spectrum :D

apparently it doesn't even mock you much for your mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# sweet :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# soooo much "snazzy" clothing
I have the "snazziest" hat already on waiting for the gay shift.

seriously boy george would be proud to own it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo to both!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Distantly related to...


the Pteranodon!

badum-tish

Aithankyew!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# poor bear :(
nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Haha!
twastard bunny!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Ha ha, in your fucking face, bear!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# So the bear will become a "bear"?
btw Prod, whereabouts in Haggisland do you live?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# just outside glasgow, why?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I'm on the far more civilised east coast :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# aah ok, ah ken wit ye mean eh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# :D
Top banana!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Heheehe
Aceness!
WOo!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# thats when he turns on the rabit
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# how do you
turn on a rabbit?

aren't they always turned on, isn't that the point of rabbits?!?!

bloody cute and fuzzy bunnies.. they'll take over the world.. the world, i tell ya!!
(eight, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# duracell
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:35, archived)
# ahem
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha
backwards geenius
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Oh, you can spell can you?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# RIS?
*hasn't seen that film*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# im sorry about that
you should its great
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Here, have some of my spares:
''''''''''
..........
,,,,,,,,,,
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Just go and watch the damn film
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# read the book
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# is it much better?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# This
Apart from The Shawshank Redemption, it's the only good book Stephen King wrote.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# HISS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Gaaah! I shall diez. I is honked!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Now...
where did I leave those flaming hammers again?

*searches*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Haha
Kill the snuck with fire!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Argggghhhhhhhh!
*runs*
*climbs tree*
*thinks*
*decides against it*
*gets on plane*
Arghhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Are you OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# We got swansnakes on this motherfucking plane!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# *descides agains tit*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *Titters*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *showers with high cockalorum fairy dust*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Can it be fucked?

nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Stick a thumb up it´s ass and check it´s gender!
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# This also works in pubs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
#
pubs Thailand
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Argh!
Top shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Snakes are legumes?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# And yet snakes have no leg(ume)s
COINCIDENCE?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# No,
SCIENCE.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Clearly.
I can clearly see the hand of SCIENCE at work.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
fantastical and *fears!*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# never work with kids or animals
(I helped save b3ta! maclondon, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Actually...
he's a pretty good cock drawer. Might have to see if he wants a job.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
# They never told me I could do that for a living
at any of the careers seminars :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Careers seminars are just to give the people working there a career
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# He's got it all wrong!
He's supposed to draw with magenta not wear it!!

Silly boy?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *resists Jimmy Carr gag*
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)
# a lot of people would thank you if you gagged Jimmy Carr
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Have some coffee
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha!
can't beat coffee to loosen the ol' ring.

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Yay

thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Hah, I thought it only happened to me!
tea ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# it's the stimulation of the sympathetic nerve system
also makes you think! That explains why one always gets the best ideas on the shitter,
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I have my best ideas
when I'm so very nearly asleep and too far gone to pick up a pen.
:S
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha
that also. And when you do find a pen, you end up waking up in the morning to find some barely readable nonsensical scribble. You'll never ever know what the world might be missing.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I have a pad next to my bed full of jibberish like that!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)
# really?!
That explains why I am a tetris DS master on the bog then!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Is that when you do funny shaped poos
and slot them all together in the bowl?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Pffffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Oh yes
The good thing is if i get a turd tetris, then it all dissapears and I don't need to bother flushing.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I had to stop drinking it
for that very reason!
T'was either that or stop Ganj.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Tunnel vision?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Inside Goatse III: The return of the son of Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# magnet magnet magnet
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Mind those hadrons there fella!
This is aesthetically pleasing. Have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Project Tic-Toc?
/old_american_scifi_series_blog
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:14, archived)
# very nice
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I like
this a lot.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Thoroughly sexy
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:18, archived)
# eeep!
Also ARSE! I'm busy Friday and I could have got BSPs for Shaun MacGowan and the Popes:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Noice!
Is he doing the YMCA?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:18, archived)
# He's do anything
The slut!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
# As it's quiet...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# MAGNETS!
Woo!

Noon all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Oh no not magnets again...
woo, but oh no...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Hehehe
That would be a really natty bond gadget boomerang.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# GO GO BOND MAGNET
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# multiple entry?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I remember that....
www.b3ta.com/board/8623763
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
# :D
It tickled me then and it tickles me now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *sends invoice*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Damn your mercenary ways!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)
# It was my mercenary ways that landed us the NUTS gig ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# The Olympic Tiananmen Tank Badger Highjumping!
bet they get their medal this year

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hahaahha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Tan Fastic!
*clicks in an Olympic stylee*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha
how odd
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# nicely shopped!!
:D

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Gooooold!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Georgia could do with some of them
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# they'll be lucky if they have spoons left by the time Russia's done
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# those Russians - LEARN TO USE A FORK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# BORSJT!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# heheheheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha awesome

ps nice sig :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# ooh nicely!
you never showed me that :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# there are a great many things I haven't showed you yet

*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *already was hoping it was great*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# could one of them be mistaken for an uncooked sausage?
if there was insufficient light and it was only a quick look?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *flicks eyelashes*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# 0.O
anything but mediocre, that
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Hehehe
YES!
*clcik*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
Brillaint!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)
# woooooooosomes
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# ace
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Hehehe
ehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:18, archived)
# have
a yay
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# That wins everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hah hah
Topstuff. You can have a Woo for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
# hahahaha
i love this very much
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Wonderful stuff!
Shame that our only response is to (slightly) badger them.
/seriousness blog
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# We can't
annoy them too much.
They're in the process of buying us, it might affect the price.

/Chinas' trillions blog
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Just happened to watch that
listening to I kissed a girl. Try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Comedy Gold!
I'll get me coat...
(william_shatner, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 22:38, archived)
# FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
How do I know the Olympics are even happening in China? IMHO they're being filmed in front of a blue screen in Elstree.
(Dr GUID, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)
# *dons spang-vest*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha you fucking mental
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Argh!
Stop that!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Oh shitting christ, STOP!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Well it could have been a poultry salary
But that worked better:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Although a poultry celery would have looked even better
But wouldn't have worked so well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
I regonise that office


(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Hehehe
Yeah i just played with it a bit:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Hehehe
I don't like the font!
I thought that said eelery.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Yeah
In hindsight I'm not overly happy with it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:19, archived)
# It's only after optimising you notice
I was just being a cnut...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Yeah low optimisation for the image size.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Critters

(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *gleees*
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# outstanding stuff, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# i wish i could color this..
but work is over in 10 minutes :(
i will never make it
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# That booted one has a spiky hose
phoar!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I am
a fan of these critters
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] State visits are going to get more prosaic...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Heehee
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Awwww

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)

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