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# A Carranana, part of your 5 A Day...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
carrot cake just got better!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# blech
i hate bannanas, but love carrots.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)
# INFIDEL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)
# *burns*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
# There are lots of banana haters.
I have learnt this.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
# at least they are easy to avoid
the missus hates onions which fucks up 70% of savoury dishes
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)
# That's bum.
I can't have wheat.
I miss proper cake
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# carrot cake
king of all the sweet-root-vegetable-based-baked-goods
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
# yes!
but what else is there for it to compete against?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
# piss de mind
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
# good point...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
# well
there's not all that much competition.

Turnip cake anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
# dont mind if i do
*noyms*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# oooh
i bet parsnip cake would work
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
# im part of the oddly named band "asparagus now"
and when we started our Isle of Man tour, our drummers mum baked us a chocolate cake with asparagus spears on top...


...we subsequently took off the asparagus and scoffed that badboy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
# myspaz or youtube link fr yr band plz
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)
# OMG K
ERE IT IZ*


*myspaz is shit...we owns a .com
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# oh yeah!
i listened to you guys before, nice bluesy stuff
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Ohh! Clever!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Wow that's splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Howdie Barb!
Are you well my old fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I'm suffering from a severe lack of inspiration today I'm afraid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Is it just me
Or is that carrot suspiciously glossy...Almost like it was covered in vaseline...?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# What happened on my trip to Ikea


Like any good B3tan, I know how to break in a graphics tablet :D.
(w0rmwood pearl, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# A class of ten-year-olds got a detention because of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
# In Ikea?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# It's part of the curriculum these days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Full marks.
And a magenta star for effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Haha, which IKEA was this?
I've pretty much exhausted the possibilities for mucking about with pencils and measuring tape.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Glasgow
I'd be very surprised if I was the first.
(w0rmwood pearl, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Hehehe...
Yep...I've done that at Ikea too!

Good work sir.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# That's no finger!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# we do a similar thing
in dixons and PC World. I think it's ctrl alt dg to get onto them.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *awards gold star*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
# yay! work's over, i'm going home. have a good bye CDC
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# One of your five a day?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# the ol' PP
Pentuple penetration
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Bye bye MAIOF.
You lucky thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
# That reminds me
of the creationist argument that a banana is perfectly designed for human consumption: perfectly shaped for holding in the hand, pointed tip which angles towards the mouth when held...

Pauvres crétins.
(w0rmwood pearl, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahaa
they are brilliant in their idiocy aren't they
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I still don't know to laugh or cry at their reasonings
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I missed that Richard Dawkins evolution programme on channel 4 last night
did anyone see it? Is it worth me watching it on 4 OnDemand?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
# it's complicated... alright?


See, told you.
(Colonel Ratticus, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Dear god!
We're all doomed!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# she clearly want's to hold his balls.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# OPEN THE BUNKER
LET ME IN YOU BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# What's the password?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# FUCKING NOW
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Don't tell him Saccharine, I think it's a trick...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Well clean...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# pardon?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *dies again*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I recognise him...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# My god! Twins!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# this confuses me no end
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I've been ther lovely place
The mate I visited decided to move however after he got stabbed in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Why is he saying "spoon curtain thrive pyjamas"?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# It's cockney rhyming slang
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Oh Llamas, of course.
By the way, it's Cockney SIGNING slang...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# with mess magnets?
*buys twelvety*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Mealtime mess magnets?
Do they mean shitty magnets?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Ooh!
I never noticed that, somewhat bizarre eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)
# drugs are bad mmm'okay


Click for bigger (96KB)
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# think I'll go and roll one
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# very much enjoyed the trollish cunt retort
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ta...and thank you for the "rolling one" inspirational break :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Primus
Did you know that wynona's big brown beaver was been spotted busking outside Asda Coatbridge..... beware!!!! she knows where spam valley is....... RUN!
(J-digital, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# there are a few big brown beavers in coatbridge....some with pointy teef!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Orly?
P.s. anyone seen the cap'n? She disappeared earlier and I'm waiting tensely for an answer to a question which she alone can provide.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# i don't think
"cap'n please send me a pic of your norks" is a question..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# ah
but I cleverly phrased it as "please will you send me pics of your norks"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# well you see,
there's no question mark at the end.. therefore, can't be a question
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# lol..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# bastard
I ran out the other day..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# nothing worse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# true
but moved in with the missus a few months back, am trying to leave bigger gaps between having some in.

It fucking sucks though, I'll tell you that much..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *gives in to peer pressure*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Don't be silly, that was pensioner.
The bar at the top says so.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# He's fucking old now our Neil
I see Terry is angered with the Beeb too.....
good old prostate bulging out of trousers Wogan
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Pfft!
Also: Sorry to TJ - But I've made a flash animation I'd like to post. Can someone convert it to a gif for me? I don't have the software...

And before you ask, yes, you are my swftogifconvertingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# do we look like your swftogifconvertingbitches.com?!
oh.. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Haha :-)
It's ok, think I've found a free program that does it.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# if you will use it,
it won't be free anymore.. it will be enslaved
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Be sure to /links board it if the quality demands it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Dontya worry, Stoaty...
It'll work better as an animated .gif on here (no sound and short), but if I can't convert it reasonably I'll /links it as a swf.

I just find animating in Swish easier than making gifs in Imageready or something.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# If all else fails,
you could export it as a series of PNGs and use ImageReady's 'Import Folder As Frames' option. You'd have to re-time the animation though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Haha nice!
In other news, having ignored the trolls and taking into account the deleted threads, the board's only 7 threads long!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# b3ta tuesday!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# corn
(herman:D, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Look, here's the thing: fuck off please.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Stop it now
you bell end!!
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Right,
Quite clearly you are just stealing pics and posting them now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# fuck off you trollish cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# haha
why are you doing this
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# It's all unfair
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# You kicked a nun in the cunt in a previous life.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# hahah office lolage
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# you just made me choke on my apple
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# congratulations on your success of finding a picture on the internet and putting a link to that picture on another site on the internet
it's very difficult and takes skill

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# incidentally
that's what you should do www.pown.it/?uid=278
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# crikey!
it doesn't get more serious than this!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# careful now!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# sorry
sometimes I get so cross I just have to wave my badly-drawn fist a little.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# BDF?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# This obviously not yours!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha!
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I've been looking through my image archive. Forgot I'd done that.
I was slightly worried that ther were over 1600 of the fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# 'struth!
p'raps they've been breeding whilst you've had your back turned?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# That's possible.
I'd totally forgotten the existence of Egglecup Kitty.
I may have to bring him back.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# his helpful, fluffy advice
certainly wouldn't go amiss, it seems
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# He decended from heaven to save us all!
ramen
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
now that's fucking funny!





















cunt
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Funnily enough
Just yesterday, I crawled under my beautiful colleague's desk and waited for her to return from lunch. I was a bit peckish myself and started chewing my way round a corn on the cob.

I should have remembered that corn on the cob makes me shout "shove it up her cunt" really loudly for some reason, and also makes me thrust the said corn in a shoving manner.

Imagine my surprise when, instead of my beautiful colleague, it was knickerless hound Paris Hilton who came back from lunch. Imagine her surprise when she got a corncob up her cunt with a loudly shouted commentary.

Unfortunately, my beautiful colleague arrived back at just that point. I guess there went my chances at the christmas party.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# The moral of the story is
when you've got a cobb, be careful where and when you ram it into something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# haha what a truly inspirational story on the effects of corn abuse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Did you get your watch back afterwards?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Wait, do you work in my office?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Happens to me all the time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# This doesn't surprise me...
Paris Hilton has many amazing adventures.

(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Even the horse thinks you're worthless...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# It's hard to disagree with cannon-horse
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# That horse can withstand a 50lb charge.
Imagine what it could do to a naughty, little schoolboy like retard37...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# do you have one of these for
every occasion? :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Not quite...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# haha..
i bet there's a site called:

"horseoutofcannon+words.com"

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# You're on, the horse wants to bet £0.50p that there isn't.
the horse wants to bet £0.50p that there isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha touché
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Dear Herman37
I hope you've now had a chance to read through the replies your posts have accrued and have understood that you have transgressed the rules of the board and have therefore displeased a number of people.

The best course at this point would be to edit your most recent post and apologise. Don't bother deleting the existing threads, but don't post anything new until you're read the FAQ and understood where you went wrong.

I hope this message finds you well, and that you very soon are forced to watch a loved one die of AIDS and Cancer while an upper-class lady cuts off your genitals with a pair of nail scissors and blends said genitals before your very eyes.

Regards,
Mockingbird.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
#
until you've read the FAQ and understood where you went wrong ever.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Goodbye Fucknut!
*ignores*

Shit it's such a shame you can't click a little box like the "I like this".
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# STOLEN?



profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=183145585
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Christ on a bike
Myspace is fugly
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I didn't get to use this yet.
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i made this specially for you
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# this reminds
me of a fellow student called morgan.
c_kick your turn :D
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:14, archived)
# oh yes that fellow
he was quite a haemmoroid in the ass, so to speak
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
# or
a haraldroid, the morgon
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Giant land girl?
Lovely stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Imagine that, how sturdy.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Big girls thighs... sweaty from toiling in the fields.... sturdy...
*pop*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# You are Robert Crumb
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# i've seen it my dreams :(
run away!

woo also
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# :D
ho ho ho
blue giant
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# HE IS MADE OF IRONS!
IRONS AND CORBY TROUSER PRESSES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I love the grass
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Nice grass
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# yaaay the giant robot maid is here :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahah, just made me think of "Spaceball 1 has now become MEGAMAID!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I was reading an article yesterday
that Spaceballs was being made into a cartoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# yeah, I heard about that too.... TBH I hope they leave it alone...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# It is Mel Brooks company that is making it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# hmmmm.... somehow I just don't think it will work
unless its made for an older audience (ie for the Family Guy audience, not aimed at 8-12 year olds)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# it waits.. for doom
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# rides
(herman:D, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# slow down, fella
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# WOGAN WOGAN WOGAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Stop!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# HE'S NOT USING THE GEL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# FRICTION BURNS
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I CANNOT STRESS THE IMPORTANCE OF USING THE GEL
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# cool ^
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# haha are you using a revolving grenade launcher loaded up with your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Surely he'd be using an RPP?
Rocket propelled post.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# *buys 11!*
Although you'd have to change cents to pence for us Brits.

*edit - This was the first thing I saw when I logged in. You seem to be a bit of a tard.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# that's actually rather excellent, but just relax the torrent a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Torrents are illegal.
Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# they have some legitimate use :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# YOU'RE BEING BRAINWASHED
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# As if I care :)
God The Devil and Bob has just finished downloading for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# No, they're not.

It's some content that's illegal, in some countries.

*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# thank you for sharing your collection of 4chan and myspace pictures
now please fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I get the feeling that none of these are his
naughty step soon
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# www.explodingdog.com
want their goodness back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# .....
(herman:D, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Hmmmmm.
Can I see more on their way?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Hmmmm
ohhhhhh...kayyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Be more funny B3ta!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I like it
Bit racist though??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# sorry to be a Board nazi, but the N word is a bit too much for some of us at work. Cunt and fuck I can get away with, but outright racism, no matter how innocent (!) is a no-no
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# shut up nigger..
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# what about spunktrumpet ? and Horsepumper?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# can I call your employer an idiot?
would he read it and think "My god! This is a site that's ENTIRELY FOCUSED ON CALLING ME AN IDIOT!" and fire everyone in his immediate area?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# lord


Click for bigger (83KB)
(herman:D, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# MORMONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# orgazmo ftw
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# We would like to talk to you about
Jaysus.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# They still look
like they are on drugs though.
It's the grins.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I have just returned from honeymoon and this is a cartooning of my wife :D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# would.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# that wasn't so funny..
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# It was just the fact that she's probably still married to TheRiddler
and it was the first reply :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# That
Is that bird from Friends isnt it?? Cant remember her name

Good picture though
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I know,
I would....

If I hadn't already....

in my mind....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# She gets told alot she looks like:
the new bionic woman (used to be in eastenders, forgotten her name, michelle something I think)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Michelle Ryan.
She is all of the lovelyness.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# thats the one..
If she had a pound for everyone that says that.. ooh she would have at least £30. lol.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Zoe FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# whatsherface
who goes mental and stuff

and then gets treatment for 6 months or something?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# corr! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Oh bum.
I now have ThemeMusicEarWormitis.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# The cure for this is to introduce other earworms to drive out the first lot
sort of like Australia did with cane toads.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# the technical term is
mental floss
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Very nice.
You need to imply her other tit, unless she does only have the one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# grats on getting hitched, Riddler!
top notch picturing!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# thanks
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Dear sir,
I have noticed you have a hot wifey.
I would like to purchase her.

Woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# LOL.
You would be in, but sadly she has a thing against people who's name begins with 'H'

=D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I've clearly seen to much porn
the word wifey makes me think of deep throating
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Wifey owns!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8641842
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# doodles

bumblr
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# hee hee!
cute things!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Thank god
A normal post for once...
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# normality is what i strive for
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# HURRAY FOR ROBOT DOODLES !!
anything but skinny bitch
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# A box of Connor.
Rah!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# my hair sticks out absurdly to one side these days
and yet i have no money for a haircut. i'm not sure what that has to do with a cereal packet either.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# god damn awesomeness!
I love the little four eyed tentacle thingy :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Ooh, I do like the tentacle beasie on the right.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Hurrah!
doodles!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# :)
doodles make the RiffRaff happy.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Thank Christ, something good!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# these fill my day with joy
clicks alot
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# :D
This makes me smile!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# .............
(eddie fingers, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# it seems that this troll has spat his dummy out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# thank you for that there little bit o' cropping

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# what the fuck?
seriously WHAT THE FUCK?


(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
# here we go...
www.b3ta.com/links/214319
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Gah!
nooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Amy Winehouse?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
# no.
that's no good at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
# bonjour
bonjour bonjour
(eddie fingers, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# No
Oh and now someone's gone a deleted a thread too *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# lindsey lohan?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I know it's Tuesday but
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
# that is just fucked up..
rolls his eyes and awards a skinny bitch fail
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Oh do fuck off, there's a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Your faces are brilliant and mental.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Fuck this
writing my dissertation is actually more fun that b3ta at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Just go away
there's a good fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Just the other day
I was using a human femur, that I had "found" in my back garden, to stimulate my prostate. I buried one end of the femur in the potato patch and carefully lowered myself onto it whilst "goatsing" with plenty of the GEL.

It went in easy enough and I was having a fine old time until next door's alsation, Benny, grabbed a hold of the femur. In some fear, my anus clenched, gripping the femur firmly. Benny tugged the other end out of the potato patch and ran off down the street, dragging me naked, by my bleeding sphincter, all the way to the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Exactly the same thing happened to me!
What are the chances, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:17, archived)
# That Benny
they really should close the gate when he's in the garden!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Best "Some Mothers Do 'Ave'Em"
episode ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha!!
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Best comment
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ...
and the moral to this story is?!?!
(eddie fingers, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# What do you think this is?
Aesop's fucking fables?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Get to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# what?
what's wrong with you, man?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# funny
(herman:D, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
# ??
??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# haha
seamless editing!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Um, fuck off?
But valid repost opportunity anyway:
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Brilliant!!
No other words needed..
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# i can't see it :(
RIS me :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# erm erm
I said it twice just so I wouldn't have to put it in your other post too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I'm RISing like a loon with a Rubick's Cube
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# hands up who all thinks he was the one being blackmailed

and I still think he bats for the other team
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# That's not quite how football works you know.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# potting the brown....staying away from the pink?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
# no that's how homosexualism
works.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# wouldn't be shocked on either front
Love the dinosaur on the popular page. You should be illustrating childrens' books.
(prostheses, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# yea but the kids don't like swear words :D

I wish I could get a break doing that..thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# The kids love 'em
It's the parents who take offence...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# haha true
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# McDonald's Low Crab
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
#
www.nataliedee.com/080108/the-deadliest-catch.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
# This
Is fucking brilliant!!!!
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# my wishes were granted
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Awwww!
Cheer up crab!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# hahahahah, outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# funny
(herman:D, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I can't see what's happening.
It's too small and too fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
# SMALLER!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
# glasses
you need glasses.
(herman:D, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# And I need a throat lozenge.
But you don't see me shouting about it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# FUNNY
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# no because it's moving so fast you can't see anything
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# So many bytes!
yet I still can't see what's going on!

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I was looking for Unix support and found RAPTURE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# You know (apropos of nothing really)
I was really really impressed by Microsoft support when my 360 sploded this week.

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
# good
that's nice to know.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
#
the fact there is a return date listed has confused me greatly
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
#
I think he's hedging
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Maybe it's the second coming.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I'm looking forward to the rapture.
America might actually become quite a nice place to visit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
# never played it...can't wait for the ps3 version though

looks awesome
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Obscure Bioshock reference?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# only thing I know with rapture in it.

not unless it's a really obscure Blondie reference
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# The Jesus Christ bit is a bit of a giveaway that it wasn't to do with Bioshock.
No so far as I know anyway, if Jesus is one of the boss battles maybe I should get around to playing it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# the day of judgement has already been and gone, it's just no one noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)

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