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# Couldn't get it out of my head


One day I'll learn how to use a computer
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Teh bad T.B. or the good T.B.?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# It's all good
shirley?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I don't particularly want TB
you can have mine if you like
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# tuberculosis?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# No silly,
Tickly Bollocks.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# toffee bannanas?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# orly
well, that's a silly, however, as requested in yr profile plz see the following link to the messer arounder:

www.b3ta.com/bpma/
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ummm, you're welcome
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Ah, good ol'e T.B.Davies. Number 1 in ladderage.
www.tbdavies.co.uk/

Pour Homme Pro- I mean: TB DAVIES. LADDER SPECIALISTS.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Get on up . . . Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah !
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)
# To Be
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:47, archived)
# springonionsteen...
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# He just wants to be Morrissey
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# i wish i
was being stalked by a dominatrix...
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Not at £1.50 a text, you don't
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Thanks I was getting tired of typing that:P
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Spring onion in buttery mashed tatties
yum!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# stop mentioning food you swine!
your doin me hunger pangs no good at all.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# burgers
andmashandsausagesandgravyand......
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *tastes buds pop*
ffhidldluhle thstickshss*

*this is how you sound when the top layer of your tongue explodes.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:47, archived)
# has anyone else come across this:
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Why that little rapscallion . . . I oughta . . . .
;)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# That pic makes me smile.
Apparently a red hankie in the back pocket means you're into fisting!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Rolf Lundgren
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# would
also: animated *parp* can't be far away
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I can't be arsed to animate it
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Thanx for the light . . .
I just ran out of matches !
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Everyone loves a little bit of Rolf
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# This. Took. All. Day.
I gone made an invention. I hope you like it.

(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Psst
shielded ;)

Edit, how rude - WOO!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Bugger!
I KNEW something like that would happen. I'm not going back to change it now too far too long.

And cheers :)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I've always loved Heath Robinson esque stuff.
Used to try and make them all the time in DT.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# ...
*Googles*


..OOOOHHHH!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# is it for shielding bread?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Yep!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# As a fellow SCIENCEtist
I deem this good
*click*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# That's real SCIENCE!
Thanks to all!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# mouse trap
vay vay nice
woo
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Or
1) Go to Argos
2) purchase bread bin
3) go home
4) put bread in bread bin.

Woo for epic though!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Fuck that shit
Who's got time to go to argos?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Quality like this
never gets stale ;)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# always one
who has to rise to the occasion.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# The time saved with this device...
... will let you loaf in the sun.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# The right solutions arise
when you yeast expect it.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# patent it!!
and go forthwith to the dragons den
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# "I'll tell you where I am....."
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# This beats the Rube out of Goldberg !
Extraordinary !
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Alternative if you wish to warm your bread,
you can recycle fruit juice cartons which are foiled lined and usually unrecyclable.

Cut a few open and position them in a concave dish shape and thus focus your heat ray on the bread.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# BREADSHIELD 4000 HD+ GTI DELUXE.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Thank you, marketing department!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I AM MARKETOR. LORD OF MARKETING!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# deluxe you say
*buys 20
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Brilliant
1) Build prototype
2) Take to dragons den
3)...
4) Profit!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# you have some patience..very cool style
wee T.j.

didn't Paula get it all out the first time

www.bbc.co.uk/
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Chances of finishing race.....
....almost nothing.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# inevitable resurgence of Hitler joke
approaching
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# heheheheh!, show this on Dragon's Den and fleece them for a fortune!
outstanding!

(I'm sure this is the second time I've said this today....)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hello Rube Tuesday.
I've just discovered that Panowie means gentlemen. I don't know which language, because I couldn't read the subtitles.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# At last!
My bread is safe!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# top of the woo to you!
that's bloody ace. I want one.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:57, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# some one smashed his porthole
the rotters :(

have clickied for wall paper too :D

baah it's too small and not as pretty stretched. :(
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# new bigger wallpaper uploaded ^
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)
# so tempted
to turn that magenta.....

woo tho
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# You'll be expecting me to shower praise on that work of art
And click the "I like this!" box too.

*Swine...damn*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# That's awsome.
This style would make an terrific children's book.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
#
children's book Pornographic zeotrope.

weirdo.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# This is
excellent
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha, superb! :D
love it
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# thanks, took me nearly 2 hour :D

haha
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Even better
than last nights masterpiece!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Devouring !
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Aces!
I've clicked and will wallpaper at work!
I love that felty and black paper look!
Woo!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# GARGLE!
Shame you only cater for the smaller desktop.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# what size do you want?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# 1680x1050 :)
Thanks, kissysmoochy.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Theeeeeenk you :)
I just need to find a spot to dock Rainmeter now.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# World
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# hahahaha
XD
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# hahaa
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# today has truely been a spectacular day for the comicses.
:D
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Genius!
or was that Guiness?...
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Gone !
:)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# :DDDDDDD
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha!~
nicely~
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# pow


this looks wrong, im not sure why though, i think its the eye brows.


orangespace.net deviantart
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# That is nice! :D
Also fuck yeeeaaah! full day of quazar booked on friday!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# SINGING DOOAHDIDDY DIDDY DUM DIDDY DOO.
:)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# ^ THIS!
:D
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# thats pretty funky
maybe it's because his left eyebrow (the one we see on the right) should be raised and more of a curve shape?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# one is thick
and one is thin

i think?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# the thin one is just further away..
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# She knock's me out . . .
Boom Boom Boom Boom !
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# i like it..
but it could be because the eys are out of line

so it looks like the eye has raised up with the brow... a leas thats my thoughts.

butconsidering I have just re edited my victorian rapper post for the 3rd time to correct the spelling mistakes and gramatical errors.. what do i know :D

woo

*I would also write damn pulley system at the end as well.. but thats just me.*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Swap the eyebrows.
put the raised one on the left and the lowered one on the right (as we look at it)

(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
# it's not the eyebrows..
it's because she only has one finger on each hand.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
# it is obviously a boy
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# mm
maybe

(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# DAMN PULLEY SYSTEM
*see.. better ending. ;)*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# bindun 10000000000000000000000 times before?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Microwave?
*confused*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# ^ s'what I though.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# why are people saying "microwave" ?
im confuzzled :(

EDIT: Ahh, I see now. It's another b3tan who loves pixels..! :o
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Don't have sads. Have a kitten.
edit:

(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# *fears*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# MOOMINTANK!
OPEN FIRE!

ALL WEAPONS!!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# NOOOO!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Silly ttssattsr...
fire all of moomintank's weapons... not at moomintank though... that'd be tricky.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Oh good gracious! POW POW POW. ALL CANNONS ARE FIRE. POW POW POW.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I assumed
it was because the vibrating magenta 'marital aid' looks somewhat like a tiny waving arm - hence, 'micro-wave'...
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I likes :D
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# microwave?
that made me laugh though. woo!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# great job microwave
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# AAAHAHAH!! Fuckin' saved.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# ...cos
he's not using it right....silly man.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Been holding this back for a while.


Done from an (admittedly) poor doodle:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/60049/1218291135/doodle.jpg
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# :O
Scandal
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Shenanigans!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# her chuff is right behind that chair
phwoar
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# That's....That's....That's....
fucking brilliant!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# That is
rather ace.
I wish I could draw people.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I wish I could draw like you.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# We should breed
Our offspring would be UNSTOPPABLE
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# CAN WE?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Well . . . I'm not holding back . . .
I LIKE THIS !
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# that is awesomecool.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# *flexes clicking finger*
most woo sir, most woo indeed.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# nice sir!
liking the hair.

You've still foresaken the pixels :(

:P
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I have not!
Edit: I don't do 'pixel art' I just favour blocky brushes.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Cor...I love that!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# :D:D:D:D:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# That's just...
...corking! Have a WOO and a *Click*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# woo!
that's really nice, that is

*envies talent*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# My smile gland is overflowing with toxic smile juices.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I'm not sure
whether to be happy for you, or a bit disgusted. So I'll opt for the former.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *gushes juices*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# *steps in puddle*

yuk.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# that is mighty nice
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# That.
is pretty fucking awesome!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# outstanding stuff, sir!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# You guys liiiike it!
I was so hoping you would :)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# nice
what do you make these in?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Paint Shop Pro Photo X2. If I didn't make it in Paint then it's made in that.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)
# oh yeah
i have a very bad memory
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Oooh!
I loikes this I do!

Yay!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# awesome!!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Nice hair
Best do more.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# You like the hair, eh? Well it just so happens that's my 'speciality'
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
#




I did a few studies of hair too, but I can't find them right now.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:27, archived)
# The scond one needs more shampoo . . .
The hair looks like it's on f'n fire !
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Sexy Time
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# ooohh nice
Helen Keller?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I like! have a new woo
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# SHE LOOKS SEXY
So I think this is good. Yes, good art. VERY.

WYH AND ALL OF THEM
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Fantastic
And your profile is wicked!
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Row Row Row your boke . . .
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Brummmmm brrruuoommmm!!
*spits everywhere pretending to rev a bike*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Why am i seeing the weird imaginary bike revving kid from Malcolm in the Middle?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Rev. A. Bike . . .
I like that name !
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Yay for clones rowing for Great Britain
I've noticed that when Andy Murry wins at tennis, it's "A great win for Britain", but when he loses it's "The Scot crashed out..."
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Hurls!
yeah!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I wonder if Hurling will ever become an Nolympic sport . . .
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
# It could be a new style of curling
although I think it would melt the ice.

:)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# if it is or it isnt.....
im still training!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Keep . . . UP . . . the good work . . . . Champ !
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Heather, cant afford 8 luxury motors no more..
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I'm impressed by the sheer number of FAILs you put into this
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I count three
Have I missed any?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# The "Red one" is really more of a burgundy...
does that count?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Close one, but okay then
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# you fucking suck
ignore the troll people
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# You can see why people do it.
The replies come flooding in don't they.

Mind, it's part of the board, it'd be a bit dull without it. Some of the best threads start out as abuse.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
#

Plus check the FAQ about NSFW.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Awwwww *clutches at the kitty*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# It looks like you've won my heart.
.....
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# OH GOOD LORD. IS THAT SOME PIXEL TITS?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# "Will you start the fans, please"
/be a nice fella, and slap a black bar over those boobs, cheers :)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Off to ignoretown with you....
Ignoretown is getting busy today.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# oh, ffs...... Please, just fuck off, or abide by the FAQ. it's not difficult.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# people like you disgust me.
As such, please see the following link and substitute your name in place of Herman's
www.b3ta.com/board/8642347
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Please...
Censor the breasts, or link the image.

My workplace has very strict policies, and I would not want b3ta to be banned.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Nice
Kanokkaz though
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I was going to animate this, but then I remembered that I can't animate...


Mmm... soapy...
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# you nutty man
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Oh arses...
I've just read your sig and now I've got Steeleye Span in my head...

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
# hahah
that's what happened to me last week
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqInvZ9hY9Y
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
I phear Teh Span!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# then have this instead
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
#
©_©
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# beak spunk?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# don't mind if I do...
*takes*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Mmmm...
snotty.

(Please don't animate)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I know the feeling
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
# this
should be the next image challenge
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# animal soap dispensers?
*squeezes cane toad*

DISPENSE DAMN YOU! DISPENSE!!!!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# this made me giggle :D
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Nicely :)
We have Dove Cream Handwash in our bathroom which is phenominally spunky in appearance.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# So do we... Though I prefer the mix of icing sugar and water as faux spunk...
because then you can eat it and make people squirm...
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Haha, you can eat handwash, silly.
I saw this pot of mango and cream moisteriser in the bathroom the otherday too, so I quickly opened it and gave it a little lick. It was far less tasty than its smell indicated it would be :(
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# soaps always are... they lie
and it upsets me...

I want clean innards.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha
i came in yr empty soap bottle

megalulz
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# At first I thought . . .
that'snot soap . . .
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# It needs more squeezy head action to make it more obvious, I agree...
I am too busy / not talented enough to do that though...
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Did you read my reply as . . .
snot soap . . . I hope you did ;)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha
YES!
:D
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
I binaway



Gonaway again.

'Ning!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# If I haven't seen it, it's news to me!

Edit: Although I was wondering why Frank Carson was approving your mortgage in the first place.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# It's the way he sells 'em
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I'm pretty sure
no-one has shopped your bank manager before :)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I did, but I can't seem to find it again

I'm surprised it was never frontpaged
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
# ...continued...
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
# words cannot describe how fecking awesome this is!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Gah!
I always thought the zebras were cute up until this moment!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# !
excellent,
i wasn't expecting that, but I should have been really :)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I don't want to cuddle that zebra. Or zebras in general. DRAW A KITTY.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:43, archived)
# CUDDLE THE ZEBRA
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# NAAAAAAH. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. NAAAH.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Can i get a gay sausage tshirt without it having gay sausage written on it...?
if so I want one :D

love your stuff man.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Yes.
I will arrange it.
Ta.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# excellent news.
how will i know when it is arranged?

(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I will GAZ you.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Jaw-droppingly good!
*drops jaw*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# simultaneously awesome and horrible!
Woo
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Marry me.

(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# To whom?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Don't you have a fit sister or something?
;)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# No.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Okay, you'll have to do then
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# *consumates*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Did you remember to bring the rings?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *sits on your finger*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# SHLORP !
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Eh?
Coconuts from a zebra?

*waits for next installment*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Too spiffing.
Have you got yourself syndicated yet?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# No.
:(
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# thrilling stuff
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 6:40, archived)
# Have the trolls gone away yet?


...been in the bunker for a while.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I ate them
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I'm not too fond of them either
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
# baddum tshh
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I make no apologies
I'll be here all week
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# suffering from a bit of ataxia then?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# You're kidding?
You should try the chocolate coated ones!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# mm chocolate troll mix!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)
# you're gonna regret that... they really aren't very good for you...
*hands over some imodium*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I boiled them first?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# well as long as they were'n pink on the inside, or when poked with knife only clear liquid came out, you might be safe.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
# It's raining trollz
Hallelujah it's raining trollz
Oh LOLZ!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hahah :D
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)
# \o/2
:D
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
# HAhaha
It's raining trolls....
/next line not applicable.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I was going troll you, but I really can't be bothered putting any effort into it, so I'll just do as I always do:
I HATE EVERYTHING.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
# veg luv...
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha
smashing
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Pffft
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Have been told a recipe for leek and lemon risotto which I shall be cooking on Friday
/Delia blog.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Ahhhh
Veg has teh love too!

Woo
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I've been having beetroot cravings all day
Have my new woo:
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Have they bean together long?


(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Paul - Heart Broken And Almost Broke! (but Happy?)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)
# God I hate that cunt
*shits in guitar case*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Yes
But it's a lovely wall though!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# That is very true
I always want to climb up those ones for some reason
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)
# part ghekko perchance?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# *basks in sun*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Nicely, but it's recommended that static images are around 50kb.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Ah yes.
I'll second that, nice image but a bit on the big side.
All add though try using clone and heal to blend the head into the next. Smudge can only do so much.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
# b3ta
provider of giggles and guides around the learning curve.

smudge and blur are generally my stock in trade of trying to remove seams.

I found out about drop shadows yesterday and now this. yay!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hmm
I'd recommend using a mask and a low flow brush but the effect will probably be the same.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Yeah but you're a lot better at tattyshop than I am:P
Plus I retract the statement in light of the new post.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I like it
but computer says

(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Personally
It's a nicely done image, so I'll over look it.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# tee hee!



(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# crikey!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I thought he was left handed
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# He plays the guitar left-handed
but he is actually right-handed.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# what about bass and mandolin
and harmonicas?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# So what is that in his hands there?

;)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Nicely shopped!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Even hover cars get stuck in roadworks.


The car: b3ta.com/board/8640910

Thanks to Bloop for optimising it :)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
# WHY CANT HE FLY?!?
he fails at being better than brum*



*could brum even fly?!? twas the first thing that came into my head
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Brum can't fly!
N00b!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)
# is it wrong that
brum was the first thing i thought of in terms or cars?

ive never even watched it
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Maybe your brain is confusing brum with
chitty chitty bang bang
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# allow me to "ask wiki"
...

...

you sir are correct!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
# that's rather ace, is that, it is!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Eeeeee, I think it's my first 'proper' photoshopped gif. Man you should see the expert cloning* I did on removing the previous car from the image.
*lazy cloning
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Nicely done!
I want a hover car.

On an unrelated side note, I've seen Monkeon's Leonard Ball fp tagged on another website; should I let him know?

Link: lachschon.pcgames.de/slide/77238-fat_people/
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Yeah, I would.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Linky
so we can dry-bum them

EDIT: Germans, eh? Let's get 'em.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)
# that's right cheeky
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
# "I wish I could fly right up to the sky,
but I can't."
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# y'can
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
# *launches that bloody duck from giant trebuchet*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# That's French for "three buckets"
1squillion% FACT!*

*This is not a fact
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ello champ, how do?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I'm still in bed, so I can't grumble. Yourself?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
# last day at this job
pub lunch, sitting it out til gym time.

aaaaaaaaallll good
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Sounds ace!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:39, archived)
# yays
YEah but wait til it gets to 88mph!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Does it turn into a Delorian?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)
# It would be rubbish.
The fire trails came from the wheels, so there would be no special effects at all.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# ^ this!
defying gravity is all very well, mr hovercar, but we want BURNING TYRE TRACKS, god damn it!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Not when it got flying capabilities!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# It'll be so ace once we all have the hovercars we were promised in the 50's sci-fi novels
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I watched Death Race 2000 last night. I laughed.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# 114k?
it barely moves ffs!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Yeah, fucking shit, eh.
:)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)

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