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[challenge entry] He'll go anywhere for some young ass.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# i don't think he's got the pressure quite right in that helmet
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:53, archived)
# That's the hot jizm filling up his noggin.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:53, archived)
# now that's one thing you don't want to hear while having sex
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] You expect me to talk?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
# i know those two
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Large hard-on collinder!!!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
:D
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:53, archived)
# pfff
you'd think the process of peer review would filter out that sort of typo
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Large Hadrian colander?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] A thousand apologies, but I'm going to pea in your thread
but I'm going to pea in your threadTotally seamless* and top quality**

Does tha' like that Mr Bond mate?


* = A big lie
** = A really big lie with tits on
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hello there =]
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# haha you fool!
woo!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# :)
Yes!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Feeds spam, phish and chips
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] nings
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# How many Mr Blues?
Woo yay.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Steve Buscemi and his marvellous forehead shelf.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# haha
they would be the only people that could make this movie better.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry to speed /board up, but...


...I feel bad after making this. Usually I'm very nice.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# And now, live from Wimbledon, the interactive Pong championships 2008
sorry that was an autocomplete that amused me
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Crikey.
I thought all the mods had me on ignore.

/jests

EDIT: Would that autocomplete be a reply to Happytoast's image of two paddles playing tennis a la Pong?

EDIT 2: Mods can steal other people's /ac entries! www.b3ta.com/board/8367674
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I don't exactly know
I maybe had to mod that post to fiddle with the hosting, and the admin form remembered it? something like that.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Coooooool
What an age we live in.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8710807
Almost mindpiss
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# i didn't see it straight away, and i thought you'd made ferris's trousers tent
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I have that effect on lots of people.
/lies
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Brillio!


(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] not so fake after all
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] hehehe
also:
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# No wonder
it did that thing to his face...
Can you imagine the insult of shitting on an alien race?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Fantastic!!!
Muchly chuckle.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fantastic...

...although I wouldn't like the prospect of a facehugger launching itself up my arse.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:53, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
# *sniggers*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
#


I dunno what this is or why I made it, but it's not computer generated, it's made of balloons and beads..
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I like it
can I have one?

is it evil?

can it be milked?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# :333
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Very hypnotic.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# *giggle* "beans!" *giggle*
beans! *giggle*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
# what a splendid thing it is to behold
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# ah, with your stop-motionery
you're bringing back tony hart-flavoured nostalgia of telly gone by
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] special effects
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# ris
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# wheelchair
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Nice.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# No wonder it was 'Lost'
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# heh :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# that's pretty much gone forever then
:D
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Nice
:)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Keanu's cartoon Cock!
Woo!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Belly button cock?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Woo!
More of this sort of thing!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# :P
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Arf
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)
# i only feel up to newsmashes...
so have two from a fine upstanding organ



(no text actually changed)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Probably just pissed off because her house burnt down.
:)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# harry potter
has gotta be the ugliest boy wizard ever, he must have cast some rape spell or something.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)
# even worse than ron
the Ginge
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# actually that's a good point
I forgot about the ginger one

(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# yeah but he's rich innit
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# well the higher +10 spell of rape does
require £1m of molten gold
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# erm, the what now?
oh.. erm

no

is

oh I think I get it but I'm feeling fik at the moment as I'm adding up a list of crap to buy and the credit card is looking at me funny
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# these were the
original stories
if that helps
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# haha that picture of potter
is airbrushed to fuck, looks nothing like him
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# for some reason I now have to sing "I lost my virginity to a staaaaaarship troooooper"
I'm sure the 'daily mail reporter' isn't an idiot or anything :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I just had to look the original up on youtube now
fuck that brings back some memories
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# ahhh
a different age man

these days the sane of us realise we have no clue what the hell is going on in the world.

and those who think they do read the mail :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# the mail's website, vile as it is,
always has the best pictures of ladycelebs in skimpy disarray at some party or other
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# there's no doubt a website
dedicated to this specific thing :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] One minute you're just sat watching Top Gear...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Ahahahahha
this is win!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
Winnar!


(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# bloody hell!
*clicked*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like this!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# hahahahahahah
'sitting'
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Yep
wins
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# That made me Genulol™
I would offer you some fresh blackberry & apple crumble, but the internet makes this impossible. Have a Woo instead.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha ^_^
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*clicketyclickclick*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Fucking fantastic!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# :D
  
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*clicks*

Mmmmm that's a lot of sherbert
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
'kin fantastic
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Hahahahah!!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# i would have
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm am with you on this.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# haha wtf?
not sure you made any sense there
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Well
I meant I would have shot her, not the rest because I am willyless.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)
# un leash the panders
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Once again I have no idea wtfyaboa
but this time I shall err on the side of your being fluffy because you're a big fluffball.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
# ahaa okay
I thought you were only referring to the last pic, pfft!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Ahaha
Nice cum work!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Nice Nobs
=)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I wouldn't have
But that doesn't stop you from getting a click ;)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# aaah
there's nothing quite like wanking onto a severed head in the desert!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# i have this idea for a scene in a film*
where a man goes to the bakery section of a supermarket and unhooks the tongs used for picking up rolls and the like. he takes them home or to the toilets..wanks himself off with them and then hooks them back to the bakery shelf. i'd be the new tarantino.

*what i'm going to do tomorrow
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I smell an Oscar :D
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)
# that's quite a complex script there
the budget would stretch into the billions
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# well it would be a sort of low budget 'no country for old men'
with more wanking and set in and around a british supermarket.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# more wanking and less bread tongs?
i can see that spoiling the film. Bring out the book first then let Jackson do the film!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# No bread for old mens tongs?

(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
# haha
Id ahve done the same
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you fucking rule Mongy!
*click*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm guessing this would be a fucking awesome place to leave this:


(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# the hair dryer shop is amazing
top work
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# You clever bugger.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)
# grand
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Very Nice
Extra points for swearies
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)
# OOooooh I like that
top work!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# 100% rabbit free
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# who's Jane Goody?
Nice pic though, i like the style
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# ....


EDIT: Oh.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] can't hold it..in!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# will it be a pea roasting compo?
the best kind
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# what?
I've just spent 20 minutes making this, cheers
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I'm dun with mine.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# :D
I think the problem when there isn't a threadrush on wednesday is when people are all off making things and b3ta dies a little.

CHERISH MY REPLIES PLEASE :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# 'Tis true.
Tea? Or coffee?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Just the mugs for me please.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Nicely, sir :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Also, lots of people disappear because they fear the threadrush
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I suppose that happens too.
Although I like to stick around in case there's a gem.

It does get a bit fast though, and generally I give up after a while and come back when it's quieter.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Haha!
Extra points for the wee!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Hahaha tinkles!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# good stuff
:)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# excellent
you pearoasting whore
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# it's not a pea roast
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# dom di dom dom, dom di dom di dom dom di dom di
"piiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssing in the rain"
"bursting into flames"
"what an unusual situation"
"to fiiiiiind myself in"
etc
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# There's something almost Banksy-esque about this one. Awesome.
*clicks*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Like this?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] May I pearoast this before things start backing up?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I may as well slip this in
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# strange you should ask
but, yes I do
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Hahah!
Brilliant.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Maybe its just me
But is frame 4 supposed to look like a goatse?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry] So thats what was happening
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# he he he
I like it.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# but it is not a square
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# IT NEVER WAS, THIS WAS MY ONLY MAJOR BEEF WITH THE MOVIE :(
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# fixed
it
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# DOESN'T UNDERSTAND
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Neither do I,
Just smile and agree.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I like, have a click
:)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# -
Clever that took me a minuet there, have a click.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)

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