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Sadam is back!

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(monkeypit is domestic rabbit hunting, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)

No he's not, this is set BEFORE he was executed.

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)

but i thought america made sure he got executed so hard that he was erased from all of history...

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arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)

Don't be silly, America is anti-communism.

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)

of course

then they could never shift all those sadam hussein lunch boxes they had knocked up.

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arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)

I got one of those,

I'm the envy of the college.

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)

so you go to Matthew Murray?

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arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)

If I say yes will you assume I know what you mean?

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)

(secondary school one of the 7/7 bombers went to)

closest i could find in a hurry to an al qaeda training college.

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arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

Aaaaaah.

Then yes.

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

not another bloody prequel!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)

it's true@!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)

Nicely done!

Have a click sir/madam.

(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)

please fucking understand the compo before your next post

please.

your pics are good, but they have fuck all to do with the compo.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)

Meet the mighty...DINOBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!

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(grimlock1975, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)

How did you possibly make that 359k?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)

With a lot of love

.........yes i am drunk! And what? ;)

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)

It loads upwards!

Teh BMP

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)

You're in the Southern hemisphere

Shouldn't it load downwards?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)

Only when it goes down the plughole

/urbanmyth

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)

I know it's an urban myth

THer are no plugholes in SA:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)

,BMP

(__, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)

Racist

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)

raisinist

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arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)

I didn't edit

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)

that's current affairs that is

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)

I had swoop! woo. one of my faviourite toys as a kid.. you pulled a trigger it flapped it's wings and grabbed with it's claws.

lovely reminiscence aside this really has nowt to do with the image compo...

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arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)

I like playing with things with flaps.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)

No no no!

Jetfire! now that was THE one.

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)

i still have Grimlock somewhere

i inherrited it from an older friend years ago

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)

I remember those!

Anyone have those things that transformed into stones? Yes stones.

Edit: Gobots 'rock lords' google informs me.

(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)

ah, yes

I remember this scene. but you haven't extended it. what is ambiguous in the wording of the compo?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)

i've had her

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)

Lets face it

She had you!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)

ah, it's all physical contact

the pain makes me feel alive

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)

*sobs*

She wouldn't spawn for me!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)

Not

Before me ya didn't

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)

those teeth

left scars on me ...

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)

aaaawww, he's cute!

can i kill him?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)

How are you planning on doing that?

Look at its little face, its like ant AND dec rolled into one........... Actually, I've just realised why you want to killi-fy it!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)

if i can't kill it

can i at least horrifically maim it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)

Y'know if you stare at it long enough I think you can feel it eating your soul!

Kick its face off! Quick!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)

*kicks*

bugger, i missed! it's controlling my mind!

all glory to the hypnotoad!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)

*licks*

oo tastes like bacon
Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)

yodatoad™

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arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)

Frat/Bog?????

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuu**

What on gods earth?
Amazing though :)Woo and........ yes AND a yay

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)

oi oi

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)

Now fp me!

;)

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)

*fp's*

*gets chased by police*

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)

Right fuck this

I'm off to dlrowyttat!

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)

Aww! Hello there!

*prods with twig*

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)

My mind says no no,

but those eyes say yes yes :)

Nicely!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)

Awww

A Grem-Toad thingy?
That's ace.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)

toads = mmm

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)

That's just plain wrong!

wotcha buggly lugs.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)

wrong is the new right !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)

and left is the new Michael Bolton.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)

Biiiiiiiillyyyyyyyyyyy.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)

Blatent TJ

is anyone still playing this fucking game?

FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1334160

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)

I do.

I got stuck on around the 6th level and I occasionally go back to play it, but it defeats me.

(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)

not really, but have my best one

fantasticcontraption.com/?designId=1038737

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)

FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1328071

This one is not a finisher, but sure does make me think:

FantasticContraption.com/?designId=973414

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)

nice

not seen these levels

edit:
FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1335229

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)

Well, I beat the system

I broke fantastic contraption...

FantasticContraption.com/?designId=1335140

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

witchcraft!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

Id say.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)

the 2nd one i built a ramp that drove up then a little cart that drove off in the oppisite direction (after flipping at the top)

i've not played the top level (i've not paid for the game either - just playing levels that people post - that it allows me to!)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)

AHAHAHAHHAAAA

Ace.. ace.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)

That sir is fantastic :D

i built a catapult and flung it across the screen - i don't bther saving my games though :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)

Wonderful, this is.

Click I shall!

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)

ello

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)

Herro sirrah!

How's you?

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)

am gooooooooooooooood

esp as its Friday ! hurrah !
*opens another can*
you ?

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)

I'm brilliant, thanks :D

Since I started College on wednesday, I already have two friendship groups!
That's two more than I've ever had!

And I have mondays off entirely!

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)

Mondays off !

you lucky lucky lucky B*

what wouldnt I give

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)

I'm going to work on a monday, so I'll get £30 + £30 EMA money every week.

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)

Will it bring on warts ?

I'm a few shy . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)

glee!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)

Holy cow

That's good, and disturbingly cute.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)

20,000 posts!

click here for 20,000 posts!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)

Holly shite!

Con grats

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)

Jesus poop?

ta :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)

I didn't really say but

Fantastico picture :)

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)

edit : wait this isn't an edit...

i just noticed that says HOLLY - ARGH SPIKEY POO!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)

Edit

Mor _ _ _ ons?! ;)

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)

HOLY HOLLY

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)

That picture in your profile

Face from underneath........ WTF dude hahaha :)

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)

i was going to shop my other eye in but i got bored

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)

Ahahahhahahahahaha

fucking hell, awesome, and congrats :)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)

ta :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

congratumilationalisticificationalisations

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)

i can't help singing along to crazy horses when you go aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaahhh

:D ta :D
edit : ha ha ha polish that mouse, its got dirt on it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)

it's a cracking tune

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)

CRAZY ZEBRA'S AAHHHAHAHHHHHH

clippity clippity clop (every time i see nobboynodybys webcomics)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)

So much filth condensed into < 1kb?

This deserves a prize!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)

lol...

just topping up the tea...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)

Em right oh

Hahahaha please stop! (lol)

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)

that's my last one

so good timing all round

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)

Job's a good en

1 more?????

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)

Hahahaha

Class

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)

Struuuth. < ½ kb!

Show off.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)

i love your hat :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)

i must try it

dammit the tea is too low by 1 pixel :( - ROB PULL YOUR SOCKS UP! (please)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)

plus the perspective is wrong

you could do animated steam for it though

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)

A nice Digestive biccy would be better

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)

Me too :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)

\o/

eyemouth?

s'in cornwall innit?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)

You're thinking of Clansoul.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)

i try to avoid thinking of clansoul ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)

who the fuck is clansoul?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)

for 25 years i've been living next door to clansoul

clansoul who the f'ck is clansoul? do do do do

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)

I do love that song.

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)

you love it, you slaaaag!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)

I do, very much!

How's everything going, Smash?

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)

great!

got weighed again yesterday, i'm averaging 9lbs loss a week!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)

Wowee!

What size are you down to now?

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)

originally

i was a 32, now i can get into a 24 bottom, 22 top. not bad for 6 weeks, eh?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)

blimey

thats not bad going at all, the last few inches are the worst, but don't give up :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)

i can't give up, that's the beauty of it!

i can't possibly overeat, i'd throw up if i even tried! i've walked more in the past 6 weeks than i did all last year.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)

Cracking!

You're doing really well.
I'm very proud ^_^

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)

*glees*

i tried a t-shirt on last week, it was too tight.
i wore it for bingo last night, it fits perfectly :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)

Wow!

That's really fantastic *hugs*

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)

*re-hugs*

i'm buggering off for a while, i'm having half a lunchable for supper ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:37, archived)

Alrighty then :]

I'm going soon, I need to read and read and read and read and read :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)

close south west wales :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)

that really is quite repulsive

*bokes*

congrats on your big, round, firm, throbbing number.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)

and what happened to your 15,000? :o

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)

i posted it last night without realising

i hadn't checked my post count for a while.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)

you only had 5 left last night :p yeah yeah likely storey :P ' grants on your 15k posting though :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)

ta!

i've posted about 180 today. can't you tell i've nothing better to do?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)

that all?

come on! :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)

i would

but my keyboard is starting to melt

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)

I once wore all the letters off my keyboard (ok two keyboards)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)

back in the olden days

when i relied on chat on cable t.v, i wore out 3 keyboards in a year.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)

WAAAAAAAH MUMMY!! :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)

MUMMY!!!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)

holy shit

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)

Jesus poop?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)

Argh! :D

Congrats sir!

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)

Hello

ta :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)

Howdy :]

All well I trust?

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)

well enough

but achey crampy again

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)

Darn.

*kneads*

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)

I'm a baker

i bake things

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

That caught me off guard!

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)

Kill it with hammers!

Congratulations :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)

*hammers self in the face*

OW MY FACE :(
ta :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)

that's disgusting

woo 20000!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)

waaahey!

ta :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)

Eurgh!

Yay for your big round number.

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in vino veritas, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)

'lo Ivy!

Hope you are full of wellness :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)

I am!

How's the other side of the world treating you? :)

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in vino veritas, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)

Like a punchbag!

This week I have been mainly wondering how the hell I ended up in such a grown-up and responsible position.
I wonder if you will feel like that once you start practicing your law stuff?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)

ta - where u been hiding?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)

eye eye!!

well done you!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)

Ivesb, I've seen you a lot on the evening shift

Are you neglecting your cooking and washing-up duties these days?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)

ello

ta :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)

Eye yi yi . . . see what you did there . . .

Well rounded up !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)

ta :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)

Holy shuddering fuck!

*runs*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)

OH NOES ITS TIED TO YOUR LEG!

RUN FASTER!!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK!!!!

Grats!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)

not tonight thanks - i've still got to wash my electric fire

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)

bloik

congrats!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)

And no one even noticed the real picture of me naked... ha ha ha

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)

Sideways ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaw

CUTE!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)

shhh they'll notice!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)

AAAAARGH!

holy frick!

lovely stuff.

*secretly faps*

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arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)

put that away!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)

you can see it?!

my they must be some mighty thick spectacles

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arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)

that "thumbnail" is fucking dubious lol!

congrats on 20k posts! Now go outside and get a life!!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)

i went outside once

dubious thumbnail! :D
ta :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)

Eeeeewwwwww!

gross but fun... Can you knob it still?

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)

why o why would i want to put a knob in my person?

knobs go on the outside not inside! inside is for foods and digested foods and atmospheres!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)

'nings all

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)

Nice!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)

Haha

Very good :)

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)

Good move !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)

Extended: Superman Returns

Just why would a young boy need to run THAT fast?

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)

crikey!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)

\o/

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)

Thanks

Saves me going to youporn now

(Frogb3at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)

that's your bag is it?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)

The Jacko nacked bit

Oh fuck yes
Looks like YOUR the odd one out!

(Frogb3at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)

I think Micto should show us his "the odd one out"

So we can see if it looks like it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:10, archived)

you've seen it already

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)

How could I forget!?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)

didn't you post this 2 hours ago?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)

Yeah - it was 80k or something

so I deleted and resized.

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)

edit

it would still be in the compo

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)

Cheat

;)

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)

Oh.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)

I'll add some new content as to not piss everyone off then:

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)

hahahaha

aces

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)

OMG

Woo

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)

CLICK!!

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wlinden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)

Oh fuck me...

It's Julian Clary!

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)

I'm sure I saw this about one jiffy ago.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)

yes we seen it the last time cheers

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)

is that naked body

from an american werewolf in london?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)

Advert popped up on facebook.......

I'm sure I've seen thet pose on here somewhere.........

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

if you've seen b3ta over the last week, you've probably seen it several times

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

sigh

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)

ditto.

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d d, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)

tritto.

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)

Fuck me, that's hilarious.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)

i have never been on facebook

yet i am only too aware of this fucking image

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)

Apologies if its a repost!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)

Try ACTUALLY making something amusing you dumb cunt.

ZERO TOLERANCE MODE: Initiated

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)

yeah let's smas hthe n00b!

b3ta used to be such a welcoming place...

:(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)

Fuck you, AND your God.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)

Its been welcoming so far.

I'm fairly hard to offend anyways, When you have a haircut like mine, insulying me is like shooting fish in a barrel!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)

A statement like that HAS to be backed up with pictures.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)

The haircut or the fish in a barrel?

I've been rocking the quiff for a while now.

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)

Either, or both.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)

haircuts on fish.

mullets, if you will.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)

Gimme a sec

Also worth mentioning that the mullet is one of the worst things humanity has ever done!

(other than post a GC image of the qou, from facebook obviously)

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)

but grey mullets

are tasty with ginger and spring onions.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)

Hows this?

Seamy? Mmmmmmm seams

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)

seamy or not

it's funny as fuck.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)

cool

well, have fun

you'll never leave*

*unless, you know, you leave

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)

no need for that :(

b3ta used to be such a fun place

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)

it's only a repost if you posted it before

if someone else has posted something similar to it, it's a bindun
if it originated elsewhere and has been posted all over the fucking place, it's a glasscock

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)

Arse, Noob mistake of not using the search tool first!

Its been all over the place! curse my unoriginality!

What's the form now? I keep it up and people hurl abuse, or I delete the thread and hide from abuse?

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)

Whatever you do

Don't delete the thread
It's like crossing the streams

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littlefish I like cheese, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)

why?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)

simple tools.

why does that seem appropriate?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)

Hello there Smashy!

Long time no speaky!

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)

hello!

any zombies for me? i'm missing my daily dose of vitamin dead!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)

Sorry,

Last pic was yesterday, but with 0 zombie. Will ensure I include one in my next pic though.
YOU BEST BE HERE WHEN I POST IT!

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)

yay!

i shall do my bestest! i am having a pyjamas day today, i haven't been dressed all day, just sat at my 'puter, nice and comfy :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)

I'm off work all week from Monday,

so that sounds like my whole weekly plans right there in that one sentance.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)

i'll be jealous all week

my sis goes to disneyland tomorrow.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)

Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)

claaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)

Woo yay

Nice work
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 WteaF

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)

Did you make that?

Twat!

(Frogb3at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)

y'know,

with a dry cool wit like that, you could be an action hero.

(just incase, this os also not my work, this is a qoute from the simpsons...........Now that's sarcasm (Also a qoute) )

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)

LOL

You know you feel a cunt!!
Take it out on me go on.....I LOVE IT :)

(Frogb3at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)

epic, epic fail!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)

fail is fail, ghostie

be nice to the n00b

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)

I hadn't seen it before

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magnum, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)

My BLOB will go on.....sorry

Click for bigger (126KB)

(monkeypit is domestic rabbit hunting, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)

How is this extending a scene?

The compo isn't shop Mr Blobby into any old crap.

You tell me...go on..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)

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mongychops, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)

You can fuck off, ya drunk wanker.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)

hahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)

ICEBERG!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)

wtf is THAT???

that looks nothing like my great-uncle!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)

it was a chicken at some point :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CHICKEN

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)

Well no wonder

A disaster waiting to happen :)

(

Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)

Hahahahaha

(

Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)

I love you.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)

^This

(

ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)

She's on the blob alright

It cost $2,353,531 for Kate Winslet to appear in this image

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)

Leonardo DeBlobio mamma mia italiano olive garden pasta alfredo mafia family godfather speghetti

(

d d, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)

that's easy for you to say

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)

you disrespect the family name? i will alfredo your speghetti sauce into sleeping with the fished.

oy vey.

(

d d, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)

I had fish today

it won't mess with me no more

oh yeah

fishy fishy fish

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)

I took that picture!

(

Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)

are you the fat controller?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)

Fat - check

Controller - No

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)

O.o

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)

w H0/00 yay

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)

oh dear god

*SPANG!*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)

too early for model train jokes?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)

very likely

i'm more disgusted with myself for having got the joke :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)

thought you'd be dead chuff-chuffed*

* I should stop now shouldn't I

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)

please do.

my desk is developing a head-shaped dent in it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)

be honest, you love it so much you're getting the horn

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)

*thump* *thump* *thump*

where did i leave those painkillers?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)

eat something, you'll feel better

how about a nice BRIOche

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)

AAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHH!!!!

*rips out hair in huge handfuls*

i hope you're happy, i have a bald arse now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)

the simon weston of the anthropomorphised children's tv world?

...no face

fuck you all, that was comedy GOLD

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)

you must have used a lot of black and white paint

before you took it!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)

grey paint, surely?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)

paints is for mixing

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)

hmmm...

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)

GIVE IT BACK!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)

Needs more tilt-shift

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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)

This never happened in 'Platoon'.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)

BEEP BEEP

I HAS PIZZA NOW FUCK YEAH!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)

But

I said chinese :(

(

Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)

Pizza was more appealing sorry

:(

*offers slice*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)

This is an affront to democracy.

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)

Will this make you feel better?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)

haha, please do that to my cocktopus

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)

Throbopuss

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)

Hahahaha

YES!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)

haha you missed a bit

(i only noticed when you pointed it out)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)

this will haunt me forever (but i have long lost the original file)

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)

Love this.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)

pizza IS NOT CHINESE!!!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)

no, its italian

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)

chinese is better.

although cheese and steak pizza from asda is the canine's testes.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8716426

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)

what are we?

your habit-enabling bitches?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)

b3ta.com/board/5216445

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)

YOU FAIL!!!!

we said Chinese!!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)

I wanted pizza :(

I just needed approval to buy takeaway

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)

*walks away* pffh

mumbles

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)

ITS REALLY TASTEY!!!
*offers slice*

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)

I'm disappointed there wasn't an option for boiled shark

(

Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)

>:(

sharks is endangered.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)

not boiled sharks

I've got my own breeding programme

(

Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)

this matters not to me

for i love sharks. they are the most awesome animals on the planet.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)

boiled sharks are a sort of nut

(

Squeezy Cor, that am lovely!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

oh, okay.

are you sure?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)

Was it a hold up ?

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)

Needs more damsel tied to the tracks

Woo, though.

(

setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)

haha

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)

is his sister

standing by with tissues?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)

HA!

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)

This idea has been represented in a different form.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)

this has less y-fronts and more sexy lady!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)

i've just seen a different version on the popular page

ho hum

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)

I don't really care.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)

right

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)

By Christopher Reeve

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)

mmm..shit tv movietastic

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)

is it just me or does his telephoto lens get longer in the third frame than the first?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)

this telephoto lens is small

those telephoto lenses are far away

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)

frames 2 and 4

she's in the nip!

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)

oh yeah

thanks for pointing that out

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)

Gregory Puck is a commie

he's using an Exacta :)

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)

jimmy stewart

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)

HIM TOO.

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)

Hahahahaha

*clicky*

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)

Dozy Bint.

legalpublication.blogspot.com/2007/09/jodee-berry-ex-waitress-sues-hooters.html

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)

I've been to a 'Hooters', not seedy at all really.

Just a bunch of tired Americans watching sports.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

i could probably get a job there

but it's a long way to commute

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)

plus the likelyhood is that someone would probably sue you on the way there

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)

possibly

but what for?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)

for negligently not having been previously sued for not having been previously sued for negligently not having previously been sued

clearly :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)

*Spills pint on your shirt*

Whoopise.

DANCE BITCH!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)

quick!

get me a pole, a python and a silver bikini!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)

*plays 'Partyboy' theme*

Oh yeeeah, work dat shit..YEEEHAH!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)

*gyrates double-jointedly*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)

*eats popcorn*

Things are lookin' UP!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)

stop throwing popcorn!

i have to use a spoon to get it out of there!
eeewwww! it's toffee, too! do you have any idea how much that sticks to hairs?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)

FP please

(Frogb3at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)

Your mouth is covered in dog semen.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)

Sorry

(

Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

LET THE COCK-OFF BEGIN!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

*gets knife*

Race ya!

*cheats as his already only attached with velcro*

(

arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

I'M THE DEV-IL, I LOVE MET-TAL.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

but don't get upset Al, I still love you pet-tal

(

arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)

steven seagal impressionist?

3
OMG IT WORKED ITS ON THE FRONTPAGE!!!
edit : monkey's always look! :P

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

yay

milestone

c'mon then :)

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

i don't have anything prepared and i'm freezing cold and I can't find my computer pencil (wacom)

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)

look for it!

i demand nekkids, whatever the size!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)

pfft you didn't get naked!

sellout :p
erm erm erm
edit : 15,000? you did not!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)

NAKED

NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED
NAKED

c'mon

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)

i posted boobs! MY boobs!

they were simply resting on the desk.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)

boo for freezing cold :(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)

via the power of a printer and pritt stick

it is on my computer.

also on every other website.

good work travels fast.

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arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)

My Hovercraft is full of Eels

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)

a frog?

in what bidet?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)

hahahaha

best bit of my day

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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)

make it 280 wide then

nice seampics in your profile!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)

the only person with the power to ask for a fp and get it is The Sunshine Elephant :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)

if i had a current FP I'd edit my post and put this in.

maybe

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)

it was his birthday

(

mongychops, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)

7th October for me, if any mods are watching

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

yay! a fellow libran!

i only just make it into the starsign, being on the 22nd and all.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

I beleive Mel B (sporty spice) has the same tattoo as you.

Kudos!

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

Google gnome?

Crome gnome?!

(

Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

Ah, you might be on to something there.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)

2D - THE 2D? crikey, there's a blast from the past

evenin' all

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)

evenin'

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

who?

e' ning

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)

he was a new fella slightly after Tonay the troll

2D received the kind of attention noobmaster did when he first joined.

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)

aaaah remembers that tonay twat

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)

*nostaligias for the days of proper trolls*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)

The Italian Blob

Click for bigger (107KB)

(monkeypit is domestic rabbit hunting, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)

you're only supposed to blob the blobby blobs off

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)

(__, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)

*click*

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Cae1, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)

Haha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)

THE ITALIAN KNOB

THE ITALIAN BOB
THE ITALIAN COB
THE ITALIAN LOB..on
THE ITALIAN SNOB

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)

THE ITALIAN THEFT

(

ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)

APOLLO CREED

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)

VS EMBALMED ROCKY BILBOA ON FIRE

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)

GIMME ONE LAST ROUND, YA SWAN'S SCROTUM!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

NO! YA CAN ONLY GETS LAST RAAND IF YOU SPEAKS OUT OF SYNC!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

VIII

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arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

WITH SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE: THE TITS OF STEVEN SEGAL

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

BUDDHIST TITS!

~~are buddhist~~

(

arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)

AND HIS VIGOROUS GLOWING GUSSET

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)

NOB

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)

The Italian

Pob

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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)

ERA MINI

ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI ERA MINI

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)

compo?

really?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)

bring back blobby

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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)

yes.

we could do with a hanging.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)

hanging? oh..

*returns chaingun to shed*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)

no, no

chaingun is good. i wanted to save it for barney is all.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

SS-25 Fueled up and ready to deploy

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

kill that purple fucknugget!

kill him good!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

The player you get . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)

Now thats more like it

Hahaha wicked :)

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)

I applaud the non-fail

Well done

(__, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)

haha yay :D

I know that robot

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)

Brothers in charms . . .

;)

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)

pic: check.

hummus: check.
congratulations, you pass the fail test!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)

Pass..fail...?

*head explodes*

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)

Non fail not passed

Em......

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)

pass the fail test = this post does not contain epic fail.

unlike a few others here tonight.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)

Can be beat . . .

4/4 time !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)

*gets pianissimo on yo' ass*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)

This works well with Slipknot.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)

most things do.

except, some what ironically, hangings.

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arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)

YUUUUUUARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)

the new album is ace

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)

oOH.

I only has singles in me mp3 collection, I shall investigate.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wws7mnMewPw&feature=user

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)

it's piano

sounds like aphex twin.

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arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)

robot piano man

plays all day long

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)

Dance hall days gone . . .

all night long !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)

fresh 80s image meat

howdy b3tards,

i've just started scanning some old geek magazines from the eighties [rescued from my mums garage, partially eaten by mice].

there are some real treats, so i've started a little blog to share them.

this one in particular may well lend itself to some fine potato-shopping.

www.shardcore.org/retrogeek/wordpress/2008/09/05/school-for-software/

(shardcore, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)

What the fuck is going on?

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)

it appears to be Billie Piper in a geek photostory

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)

WHATTHE FUCK IS THIS?

SHIT DAY? FAILCON 2008?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

(__, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)

haha

this made me spit my curry back onto its plate with laughter!

(chippy time travel agents, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)

Hahaa "Failcon 2008". :D

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)

oh man

that'd be the best convention ever

to turn up all pissed up and fall over and break things and puke on stuff and attendees

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)

but wouldn't that make you a success

at failing.. leading to a paradox of unfetted proportions?

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arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

damn my stupidity! I'd have a witty and logical rebuke to this analysis of the scenario if I wasn't so numb

now I'll have to burn things!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)

we need this.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)

I fonly there was a place to share /links/

I might request that feature.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)

sorry

Oops. a thousand apologies - i've not been on the board for *ages*, and forgotten the etiquette...

i will whip myself bloody and scuttle back off into the corner...

(shardcore, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)

nice lurkage

member number 3882!

(chippy time travel agents, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)

Be more funny B3ta!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)

I'M TRYING.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)

Do this,

BUT in slow-mo

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)

Maybe later, I'm shooting people :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)

hahahah :)

now that's b3ta™

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)

My work here is done :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)

I love this.

(

Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)

Hahahaha

Fabulous!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)

hehe, do they still make comics like this?

(the Sun doesn't count)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)

I like potaytoes

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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)

i like cereal

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)

I like turtles

(__, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)

on a bus?

(chippy time travel agents, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)

I stayed up until midnight

and nothing happened

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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)

santa doesn't come if you stay awake

you scared him off.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)

I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

NOW WE'RE BROTHER LADIES!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)

Cheese rules!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)

i fucking love cheese.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)

Hello bunnies!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

i liiiiiike this game!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)

NOW I'M A HORSY!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)

*sobs*

"GOD"?

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)

You might wanna make a quick image thumbnail so people don't start stabbing you in the knees.

We're all a bit feisty at the moment.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)

LOLOLOLOLOL

EPIC FAIL FRIDAY, COME ONE COME ALL, POST SHIT FROM THE INTERNETS!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)

why is your mums garage partially eaten by mice?

you can solve this problem with a garage knobber

thus:

Fuck the mices

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)

most problems can be solved with a giant knobber

except severe chafing.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)

some kind of industrial lube-o-matic

should be beneficial in this situation

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)

*smacks forehead*

of course! i should have known!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)

If there's any games to type in to my BBC

I shall be very pleased.

edit: excellent. In an awful way.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

I have (somewhere)

some very old BBC User magazines Do you really want to type in a program that doesn't work?

Edit: And some little book with program in too.

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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)

ultimate of all Hi's

God edit: I've squeezed all your threads in to this one so others' work doesn't get pushed off the bottom. Please slow down your posting, and only post work you have created.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(MiddiMargi, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)

SPECIAL HEROES

(MiddiMargi, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)

THEY'RE IN THE WALLS, MAN.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)

PUT YOUR EAR TO A GLASS AND THE GLASS TO THE WALL

YOU'LL HEAR THEM.. RATTLING

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)

JEAN-LUC-PI-CARD

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)

Pick an Ace . . . Esc . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)

Opera doesn't do that, I have to STOP..in the name of ACES.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)

don't forget ironman!

dailypop.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/ironman_83.jpg?w=300&h=419
4 or 5 i'm not really counting....

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)

hahaha

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)

IT COMETH FROM OUT OF TEH SHADOIES

(irMrk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)

mmnnnnnng

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)

Haha, fuck yeah.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)

Hahahahah!

(

ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)

Hahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)

haha

my special heroes jump out infront of ur car then sue u for everything you own

(MiddiMargi, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)

special man alert

(MiddiMargi, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)

You're the guy in the middle, right?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)

TIME FOR EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE STICKMAN

(__, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)

Haha!

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)

mlnlglnlmlng!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:24, archived)

non of those are me im not a retard

(MiddiMargi, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)

Oh that's good.

Can you fuck off?

(__, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)

Tenner says otherwise.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)

I beg to differ.

Socially you seem to be lagging far behind the norm.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)

You spell

like one.

(

Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)

shitting hell

that looks like my brother

(skinwah punted Baxter, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)

alright

now fuck off

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)

Haha what

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)

Did you make this?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)

i think he wrote on it

if that counts.

(

arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)

Me am getting bored of findin pics to use

So me stoping makin pics for abit

(MiddiMargi, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)

\o/

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)

Thank fuck for that

(

ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)

a troll me thinks

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)

read the faq

people will be nicer :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)

I suggest vising /talk.

They're nice and friendly, just give them a wave and tell them /board sent you. They'll be more than happy to welcome you into the b3ta bosom.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)

Luckily, we're not all flailing retard twatswabs that lick our computer keyboards and hit "post this message"

Only about 80% are.

(__, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)

One day, I aim to get into that elusive 20%

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)

*flails and licks keyboard*

(__, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)

Mmmm b3tabosom

(

broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)

What's your opinion of /talk?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)

there needs to be an entry for

"Don't give enough of a fuck to click on the 'Who the fuck cares?'" entry

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

Will you keep it down? I can hear you failing all the way from /talk

(__, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)

please go away and read the faq

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)

fuck off then

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)

VOTE NOW!

I am hungry. what take away do I need

_{and telling me who voted for what would be nice :)}

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)

Pizza. Pizza is nice. i just had a pizza.

(__, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)

The pizza shop is a further away walk

But ultimatly slightly less greasier

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)

Shy knees.

Flied lice ftw.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)

Go go gadget Chinese food.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)

Chinese is closer

And sweet and sour balls are tastey

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)

Chinese

ooh I could go chicken chow mein

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)

I voted other

and i vote eat foot.

(

arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)

Or a dictionarys

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)

amusingly

i actually spent a while thinking whether or not to put the s in or not because of the chances of this very situation arising. ho hum.

(

arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)

Thats not very helpful. there is no foods in my house

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)

Chinese

Do it!

(

Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)

fish and chips

(

spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)

Im in sheffield, theres no fish here

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)

Be cool like me and eat chinese.

(

Cae1, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)

I vote other

you need chips, and a sex afterwards

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)

I need the latter, but I already had chips today

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)

well, get on with the sexy tiem then!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)

No pretty ladies to sexify

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)

well, yer fucked then

or not, as the case may be :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)

Other

(Indian)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)

Indian is miles away, and its raining a little, its a bit too far

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)

thai

with those flat noodles

(chippy time travel agents, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)

Other (live squid from Oldboy)

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)

I'd suggest spending your newly aquired free time

with a dictionarys.

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arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)

WITH A DICTIONARYS

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)

yes.

/irony or making out it's irony to hide the error depending on your point of view blog

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arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)

Right o! *clicks*
I know who you really are!!

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Frogbeat, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)

if you would please read the faq

and adhere to its guidelines, you would appear to be somewhat less of a twat.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)

Jesus christ, you scared the shit out of me with that edit.

I thought I was freaking out :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)

What happened with these threads?

I do not care how much of a cunt he is, I hate to be confused.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)

Just passing through . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:24, archived)

lovely :)

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arrangedletters, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:25, archived)

ART IZ DEDLE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)

woo!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)

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