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# Well I know
Anyone around here is going to hiss on me for this one, but I can no longer stand this guy.



Sorry.. I'm used to give my straight opinion.

(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# those colours should not be used together they clash so horribly
sorry.. I'm not used to giving my straight opinion
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Those who can't say anything nice shouldn't say anything at all.
Sorry, etc.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Why is he a whiner?
Because he got penalised 25 seconds when at most he gained a second from a situation that he could do nothing about?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Didn't he give the place straight back as well?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Exactly.
This would not have happened at all if Raikonnen hadnt spun out.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# he did
i say he deserved the win
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Too fucking right!
He did nothing wrong whatsoever! He only cut the corner to avoid taking himself and Raikonnen out!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# that ^
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I can't remember someone being penalised for cutting a corner and then giving back a place
and he tucked in straight behind where he was before the corner anyway.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# In My Humble Opinion
He hgained advantage by cutting the chicane, he was 6 kmh slower (haug said), but he was about 5m behind raikkonen before the bend, then he was too damn close after the cut.

So: by considering ham not guilty, you should consider any chicane cutting legitimate.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
# He gave the place back to Raikkonen
then legitimately took it back (numerous times) later in the race. And, he kept it on the road all the way to the end. The only whining is by Ferrari for lodging the complaint.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# .
the problem, is NOT the position gived back, but the ADVANTAGE he had by cutting the chicane.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
# You mean the advantage HE GAVE BACK?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)
# .
No.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
# He was all over his tail pipe up to the corner and would have easily passed anyway.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywwgfgtx-yM&feature=related

Take off your tear stained prancing horse polo shirt and get over it.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)
# No sir..
I dont have any of the 25 tears dropped.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# If McLaren had lodged exactly the same complaint,
they would have been shot down straight away. The fact of the matter is that they are still being shafted for last year!

I would not be at all surprised if Raikonnen spun out deliberately, just so Massa would get a couple more points and be closer to Hamilton at least, knowing full well that the team would launch a complaint with the stewards.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)
# .
surf to autosport dot com, browse for "Q & A with Lewis Hamilton" , in particular : "If you don't have the balls to brake late then that is your problem!"

(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# spoken like a true professional F1 driver
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)
# I totally agree.
If he has more cojones then the other drivers, then he fucking well deserves the wins he gets! But you only have to look at last year, when he crashed out to see when it loses him points! If he drove like a boring tard a la Schumacher, Button, Massa have done recently, he would have won last year no problem! But he wont settle for second place when he knows there is a chance he could finish first!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] tombola...sorry!


Click for bigger (78KB)
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# No, im not dead
Yeah, i might not have enough posts and stuff but i dont know wht to do! hehehehehe
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)
# tombola
and yes, that is funny ish
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Any B3tans on the Facebook staff?
Hi all! Long time Swedish lurker here. I found out about B3ta through Weebl & Bob and terrorised their forums with the odd "blimey" about five years ago (innocent and non self-conscious as I was).

Anyhow, this board have certain recurring gags that I just scratch my head when I see popping up and referred to. "The Fear" (Phear?), the helicopter attacked by a shark... and the Status Quo pic. What is its story? Simple gay gag or something more profound?

My point (not reached through argument), has a B3tan snuck in a cameo on Facebook? Apologies if already mentioned.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Who's the guy on the left?


edit: Some reference for you on two of those:
The Fear
Shark / Helicopter/
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
# armlet steve
the biggest naval badass this side of the equator. He once stole three fleets of fridges and headed north for the flank isles. a strange selection of coastline with held from most maps as their pattern and shape ressembles a rune so evil it would invert anybodies eyes that happened to glance at it on a common household map or globe.

that didn't stop steve though. He was determinded to take an aerial photo of it.

his eyes are now inside out though.. the damn fool. doctors are looking into possible projecting an image of the flank isles inside his eyes to see if hey could right them selves.. but it's a long shot. the kind of long shot armlet steve would love to take.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# That fucking armlet steve!
He is a crazy motherfucker!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# THE crazy motherfucker™
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# answer of the fucking day award
*WINNAR*
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# What a guy.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)
# oh hai
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I like this answer.
Gold star.

EDIT: Hej, Shnuggel! Välkommen! Trevligt att träffas!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# It is human to err
Still, just one page of search results. Not bad for a first post, no? :)
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I agree with The Hedgehog From Hell.
Welcome :D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Furking Hell
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)
# o hai colombo :D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# this is the second time tonight!
but hello Sweden!

also: what does Vuxenpoang mean?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# It means female fox poon!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# haha
sounds like it
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I actually have a learn swedish cd that I still haven't got round to starting.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Vuxenpoäng = Grownup Score
It gives you a "Grownup Score" based upon questions relating mostly to sex and wether or not you have potted plants.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I bloody love Sweden.
Where else do you get a score that tells you how grown up you are based on whether you have potted plants.

Brilliant.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# thanks!
*goes and buys some potted plants*
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# 3 guys one facebook?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# *awaits video*
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Three guys poking each other with shitty sticks?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# This is new
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# flat top quo has flat top
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I fucking love you!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Hello b3ta
I would also like to add:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# All of the answers can be found here
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# *finger in ear*
Hello Sweden,

What are the results from the votes?

Sweden: nil points.

I jest. You wouldn't have known
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
#
Eurovision Song Contest
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Who voted for Sweden?!
*angries*
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Someone who likes spoiling jokes!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I bloody well did!
Even Abba are better than Jemini!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Weee - here he comes...
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# symmetrically, relentlessly fluttering....
...eek!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# That makes him look like a
SUSPICIOUS AUTOMATRON!!!1

or a...

UNDERGROUND NOSTALGIC EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL!!!11
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# O HAI THAR INTERNETS. I CAN COLOUR :D:D:D

Click for big and pretty

Thanks to JJ for the original. THANK YOU JOLLY JACK.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Ta.
Doing this actually cured my hangover.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# *This* is fucking awesome!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# :D
My first time since I was about 4-5 I think.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I've been colouring my 4 hour art peice for 3 hours.
Ooh just one to go :O
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# WHOOP :)
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# You've gone to the other side!
But top broams to you anyway.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# RAWWWR!
Hello Wheelybird. Long time no glomp. *GLOMP*
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Glomping's so 1980's.
Get with it man. It's the 90's!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# SHARNT
:(
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Oh OK.
RETRO GLOMP!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# YEAH.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Oh wow you can colour!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# FUCK YEAH I CAN. SHIT.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# That is rather awesome
Damn, i haven't been around for a long time , hello all!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# HELLO.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Nicely coloured
Now do one of his squirrels
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I REFUSE.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# That's what SHE said!
:(
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# OH NO YOU DIDNT :(:(:(:(
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# CULLLERS!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# !
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# YOU TOOK A THING
A THING THAT DIDNT HAVE COLOUR
YOU MADE IT HAVE COLOUR
THE THING THAT DIDNT HAVE COLOUR NOW HAS COLOUR
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# IT IS A SKILL I HAVE
FOR MAKING NON-COLOUR THINGS HAVE COLOUR SO THEY ARE NOT NON-COLOUR THINGS ANYMORE BUT THINGS THAT HAVE COLOUR BECAUSE COLOURS ARE NICER THAN NON-COLOURS AND STUFF.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Racist!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
# OH LOL.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
# and you stayed inside the lines :D
top hole!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Oh, very nice!
Professional looking.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Pfft!
Sadly already been done :)
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# no
surprises there then.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Badum tish....
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Who the what now?
what did I miss?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I'm sorry, last one.


And he really isn't smug!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Hahahahahaa
My hair was longer then too
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Shorter here though, and spread out a bit more
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# needs more toast...
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# :D
How can any woman resist
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I use new Lynx repel women spray
Lynx - because you stink
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)
# the secret ingredients in all Lynx brand deodorants include equal measures of Pepper spray and Mustard Gas
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Fitter. Happier. More Chocolatey
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Ahahahaha
Looks like he topped himself.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Kevin bishop is that you?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# *Kevin Bishop to D5*
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# good
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# nice
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# *CLICK*
Did radio head sing susans house.... no that was the eels, ok what songs have radiohead done that i should know?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# *flippant answer with a link
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# i cant hear anything
mainly because i'm not setup for sound...
edit : i've only heard of one of those songs because it has a robot in it, if i remember it was depressing and i changed radio stations
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Best so far
Woo!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Yeah, i like this :)
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# oo
:D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# she has a very skinny arm
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# On the other hand...
no, that joke doesn't really work here does it.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# yeah, but I'd still pretend to be HappyToast if I met her
:D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# What's all this HappyToast business?
Why do people keep saying "HappyToast"?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# thus:
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Top broams.
Of course, people get laid by using my name all the time. My real name though, which is "Prince Harry".
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# splendid
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# there are THREE sorts of blue
blue
dark blue
other blue
and Hitler
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# FINAL SOLUTION TO THE BLUISH PROBLEM
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Nice one
Is this done totally from scratch, or from a reference pic, or traced or summat else?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# This one was vectored in layers from a reference photo
then I messed with the paths.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Well
I fucked that up...

hang on...!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# hanging on..
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
#
aha
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# BIGGAA :p
(not that i care but i thought i'd be the first to shout that at you :p)
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Awwww
it's not that big.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# bigger than most by the power of 3
:p
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Why, thank you
that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
# It's OK for a multi-panel still image to be >50k
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)
#
THREAD DELETATIONS! :O (dammit i runined the silentnces bit) beaten to it :p
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# You fucked it up again!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Right then
I'm steering clear of badgers in the future, just in case creamy lasers are involved.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha!
wonderful stuffs.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# this is excellent!
woo
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# hahaha what in the?!
'clicks'
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# He's rich but lonely...
Evening all! If you're feeling charitable this guy is feeling pretty lonely and is looking for a wife! Look - I like to do things though, like eating out, drinking, talking, communicating. My favorite thing ever is being with my girlfriend which is a bit crap as I dont have one. My least favorite thing is being alone and surrounded by retards which is a bit unfortunate as thats exactly what I am. Only you can save me.

I hope he's not serious, but I suspect he might be. Can someone cheer him up?
www.whowantstomarryme.co.uk/about.php
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I'm not going to marry you.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# We're net nerds and we can get laid.
This is wrist sprains gone bad!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# He's only a poor little sparrow
I'm really not sure his lines would work. 'Hi, I'm really depressed, do you want to marry me?' Though I've never tried that tack myself.... apparently he believes google has blocked him as he gets no traffic.....
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# It must be K3bab's new venture.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Ok I'll marry you
But you'll have to be the taker.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Was your girlfriend called fail?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Can you explain the origin of this post
it confuses me greatly (p.s. i noticed the thread deletation)
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# No. You're too young!
First rule of Lost Boys Club. Nobody talks about Lost Boys club.
Second rule of Lost Boys Club. Sub every second Wednesday.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# the vampire lost boys?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# :)
That's Grandpa, he says in line at the end of the film. 'One thing I could never stand about Santa Carla. All them damn vampires.':P
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# could you be any happier?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# *offers theoriginalsteve some chainsaws*
I'm guess there's potential :)
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# flaming chainsaws?
they're the best kind
I WANT A HIP-HOP HORSE
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# oh yeah
also, they have fricken laZer beams too
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# now THAT would make me happy...Chainsaws with FRICKING LASERS!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# frick yeah!
:D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Maybe he should go to a bar and say he's happytoast:P
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# and shout
"DO YOU REALISE HOW FAMOUS I AM ON THE INTERNET!"
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# heheheheheh!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Aren't we all famous on the internet
:D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# my fav
I call these prison hobbies
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
# River water
I liked the 'i like what cute girls like' line about drinking river water, and the fact that he randomly drops in how he likes cake. Not quite sure that'll clinch it...
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# once, I did a shit, that was so big, it hurt
and when I looked into the bowl, it was like "NO WAY" it was so big

it was the biggest shit ever

and it wouldn't flush, it was gigantic

it was called "The Torpedo" (el torpedo-o in spanish)

and I had to use several buckets of water to finally dislodge this mighty otter and send it on it's way out into whatever fucking adventures it was going to have at the shit farm.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# a great story
i would read that story again
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# it is a shit of legend
some say, that if you hold your ear to the u-bend you might just hear it singing, as it sails about the sewage system, righting wrongs and fighting in the name of justice

and shit
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# never name your shits
you start to become attached and emotional , next thing you know your reluctant to flush
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# if I collected my shit I'd be up to my eyeballs in my own shit
what a fucking mess that would be

I'd have to lay it in ever thicker quantities at some location

eventually it would gain such mass as to be a suitable habitat for modern living
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# This story is better
than any Harry Potter book.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Harry Potter and the Filling of the Pot
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I did a poo, it looked abit like jesus
it walked on water... i flushed... then it came back! :o
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# BOOMERFECANG!
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# ...WAAAAAT?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I'm not entirely certain
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Four years
for this?


*clicks for a shag*
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I clicked it, but all I got, was carpet
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# not even an unexpected horse!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I shall make an unexpected horse some time
and it will catch people out :D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# mmm
i do love carpet
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Oh yeah, I love a bit of carpet me
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# lesbin!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# beaver bandits?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# that button is broken :(
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# it is from that site.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# 'click'
'waits patiently'
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# You like eating out?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I'll cheer you up no problem.
I'll happily let you marry my eldest daughter.


But you need to prove that you're as desperate as you say you are. You can prove this by sending mucky pictures of yourself to me. My email address is [email protected]
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Um...
I feel the need here to clarify that it isn't me! I don't have prison hobbies...
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# No need to clarify.
We're all friends here.




Except HappyToast.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# all the wimmins want to sexy tiem him
:D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# *cries*
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# phwoooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanothanks
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] No funnies here i'm afraid
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# visual halitosis
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Ah
I see Thom also enjoys blasting poisonous polo mints from his vocal cords while his head explodes into fractals
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# sorry
....but this is shite
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I had a look at your profile...
had a look at the 1 tesco value image you made in paint....
read some of your trolling posts...
and decided that I want your babies..
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# If you have nothing nice to say, fuck off your troll.
+ why is the post; "I will never post on here again!" below more posts?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Absolutely
...no effort at all. Neither funny or clever.

Just gay and crap
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Hurray for rubbish trolls.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I want to dip you in caramel and spend a candlelit evening on the sofa, under a tigerskin blanket ,dryhumping your navel
:)
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# this is nice
artistic and canvas-worthy
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] born of necessity

bindun ???
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# clickety
click
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Har Har!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# hah
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:24, archived)
# is this some kind of sci-fi dystopia?
:D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:25, archived)
# pixelcity
nice
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# I'm looking at this on my TV.
How on Earth am I supposed to be able to tell what it is?

In other news, good evening everyone.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# get a better tv
or ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

:D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with my T.V.,
so I shall keep it as long as possible in order to put off the sad day when I shall be forced to buy a T.V. without a vacuum tube.

I would zoom but I can't be arsed to install the image zooming extension.

In other words I think people should work harder to make my life easier.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# they should hand you money too
and various kinds of kitchen appliance

at no charge

I think this is necessary :)
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# What's all this going on
with HappyToast? Has he achieved something or broken something?
Did he turn out to be French? What? What's going on?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
# thus:
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# ahah that makes sense now
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# it's a mistle thrush dressed as a baboon
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# That's an odd coincidence.
My new landlord is a mistle thrush that dresses as a baboon.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# is that a wallpaper for an old nokia?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
# We've all had an old nokia in our time!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# No shark
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind
Especially if you have epilepsy!


(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Parappa the rapper.
Christ i haven't though about him for years.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Did anyone see the Cerebral Palsy 400m?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Pfft!
No, please find a video....
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I'm trying desperately now.
:D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Gah, i can't find it, it might be on the iplayer though...
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# i have a wierd promo picture vinyl record 7" thing of that song
i don't have a record player, so i've never heard it.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Probably worth millions.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# wanna buy it for millions?
it lives on my kitchen wall as though it were a tiny round painting!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I'm short on funds at the moment, why don't you auction it on here?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# you gotta do what?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I gotta BELIEVE!!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# that's too watchable, try this one
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# haha
you win!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
# hahahahahha... some people have waaaay too much time....
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:25, archived)
# But they do it for a living!!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# aaaaaahhhh..... of course.
I bet their parents are proud of them.
:D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
# you're just jealous
:p
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# yes. yes I am.
I wish I could dress up like Parapa the Rapper and perform in public to a large group of people who have no idea what the game was, and have the luxury of being paid for it.

heheh :D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# they make money from it
they've done a few game adverts at least.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
# hahahah, brilliant!
....thinking about classic rythmn games, I may have to go dig out Gitaroo Man...
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Can't beat a bit of Vib Ribbon
I have the soundtrack on my mp3 player :D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
# blimey, i'd forgotton about that one...
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# laugh and beats fucking rocks
and Gitaroo Man is possibly my all time favourite game ever. The accoustic track that gets the girl to fancy you is so ridiculously good.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
# good god yes, that track is awesome... I love teh legendary version of it later in the game too
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I never got past the one after that
also: It's Laugh & Peace, bad translation!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# sorry, I always called it laugh and beats, just prefered it that way :D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# they've made other stuff, but it's hard to find with all the vib ribbon links everywhere
i heard they released the original un-timestretched songs from that too.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun les than 1000 times?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# La chien! C'est Poot!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# haha!
charming
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# What the fuck is that dog standing on?
and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# giant cloud god dog
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# gradient grey sky.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# *falls to knees*
THE LORD IS SPEAKING TO ME.




He says 'Walk? Are We Going For A Walk?! Walk?! Biscuit!? Can I Have A Biscuit?! Are We Going For A Walk? Biscuit?!'
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# the lastest in skin rejuvenating spa treatments.....
:S
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I am sorry HappyToast....
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# You can tell it wasn't made by the great man himself by
the amazing skills I have shown!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# it might be enough to get you a quick blow job tho
:D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I don't look like that now, I had surgery to make me look less of a gimp
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# You mean you don't look like Kirk Douglas?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] 'spose better get it out the way
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)
# CHOO
*spills wine, hits self in face with croissant, loses place in Le Figaro*
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Unsurprisingly,
Bindun :)
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# ah crap
and i thought i would have won the originality vote..... hehe
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Now this
...is good
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I want you to know SHE'S NOT COMING BACK
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# hehehe
giant comedy hand
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Are you HappyToast?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Are YOU HappyToast?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# ARE you HappYTOast?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Yes I am, I draw epic pictures on the internet


All the wimmins will want to do a sex wid me!

:D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# I wish I was me now
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# hahahaha
oh if ONLY you were there when this happened

and it was on video

that would be youtube material

:D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# This begs the question
how many girls in London think they've had sex with you?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I have.
At least she said she was.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# She ALSO told you never to tell anyone ever in case the mob found out.
I mean: did she? Well I never.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# oh dear god, that's giving me the fear
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I've only just thought of it.
Let's hope you were good.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I wonder what other b3tans have been impersonated
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I once tried to impersonate Doctor Dyslexia.
I got arrested :(
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# there is only one dyslexia
:)
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I'm now Rob until further notice.
I'm also off now guys, NIGHT!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# but I'm gingererer
:)

and I got hair longage

edit: actually, you appear to have gone even more gingerer than I am

edit2: eep, nite nite :)
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# iSketch?
B3ta room as per.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Pfft!
:D You must feel like the shit now :D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I'm swanning around in a silk dressing gown with a cocktail on the go
talking to Mrs Toast in a very low voice.

She just keep laughing though
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You DO feel like Shaft...
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# hahahah
damn i wish i had my other computer, i wanted to photoshop that story so bad
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# You mean this doesn't work?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# "Let's get toatsed"
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# hahahahah, what the hell does your sig mean?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I don't know
I'm just caught up in the moment
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# pfft!
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# WHERE AM I?!
We shall call tonight, HT's ego massaging night:P
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# you're pouring the drink, it's the bottle of wine you owe me ;D
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Mmmmm blue wine!
You'll get it one day:P
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Eh? EH?
What's all this, what have I missed?
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# i just spazzed for it, it's vere funneh
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)

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