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#
Goats glee me
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:57, archived)
# humbug!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# they're eating my soul
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# goats, motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# EEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Impressive hoof grip action there
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Clan Soul?
=p
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)
# 0_0...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)
# RIDE THAT SHIT-PROPELLED FLYING SHEEP, SUPERHERO
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# your image borked?...
...:(
edit:there it is!...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:23, archived)
#
I trimmed a few pixels to make it slightly less blackedged, didn't think anybody would see it in the 30 seconds it takes to re-upload ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I'm new to this you see
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)
# ahh...welcome to the world of insanity!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)
# Jade Goodie in a tulip
I reckon you Photoshopped that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)
# yeah...this too...heh heh...

(sorry i took liberties with your pic, everything i post is either photoshopped, drawn, or painted)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:57, archived)
# COR!
Lick the prettiest goat
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)
# they look like they're going to break into song...
...any minute now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)
#
We chew grass and weeds and household waste
We wander around looking for
Grass and weeds and household waste
To chew on

We walk while we shit
We shit while walking
Always chewing
Often just for the sake of it

Because we are goats
And we like to sing about it
While we chew and shit and walk
With our hooves

Sometimes we eat flowerbeds
With no thought for the people who put so much effort into it
We're just goats


And we don't care

And we like to sing about it


(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)
# gruff, man.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:23, archived)
# I actually love you
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:56, archived)
# most mortals do for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I find this eggstremely apPeALINg.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!!
LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8810190
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Other puns would Palin comparison to this one
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# flimsey yes milf
is a palindrome
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# squish it before it gets more powerful!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
# i find it sad that i now recognise her face.
hatched from a dinosaur egg, i presume.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Too many moooses will hafta die
before a better username crops up. My head's cold and I'm shaking.

Shkin hard. Wouldn't be surpris
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:57, archived)
# i'm going to stop-animate her next.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:57, archived)
# 4 months ago...
...we'd be saying..."who's that?"...

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Who is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:39, archived)
# he's the CEO of Lehman Bros....he was on the hot seat today:topical!:...
...i'll bet he was steaming!...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# it's smoke from all the money burning a hole in his back pocket
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)
# he's still a rich fucker...
...they showed all his estates on the news...it's sickening really!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:06, archived)
# AHH!
I saw him on C4 news.

I kept thinking that the judgey man would start saying "Cake like a shoe, shoe like a cake"
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# four months from now we'll be looking at her spread in hustler.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:44, archived)
# I miss Bill :( :( :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# FUCK!...
...gonna give me nightmares!...:Q
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH









AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# here is a poem i wrote:

sarah palin

i hate the sound of her voice
she makes me sick
like i mean, actually
physically ill like

vote for barack obama
so we don't have to look
at sarah plain
because she is nasty
and gross
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# good thing you didn't use any words that end in 'g'.
she'd never be able to recite it if you did.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:33, archived)
# oh, she'd try
she'd try.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:40, archived)
# you betcha.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Sarah Palin
She is quite pretty
If you like that kind of thing
Which I do
And I would

I hope she wins that thing
Purely because of the square jaw
Also sexy glasses and eyes

Its about different cheeks of the same arse
Politics I mean

Women eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:01, archived)
# I WROTE THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)
# WITH MY OWN MIND AND FINGERS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:13, archived)
# I THINK THAT'S PATRIOTIC
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:14, archived)
#
www.236.com/news/2008/10/06/john_mccain_apology_cards_9352.php
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:48, archived)
# since i believe in hastening the apocalypse, i too hope she is elected.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)
# It isn't about the apocalypse
Its about wanking over the 6 o'clock news
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:41, archived)
# the car crashes and housefires do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:44, archived)
# Tonight I will imagine you wanking over the 6 o'clock news
while I wank over the six o'clock news.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:53, archived)
# *sets alarm*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:04, archived)
[challenge entry] half-hearted attempt.
(threefour, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Hmm.
If I had the vocabulary, I'd jolly well have half a mind to... er...

*CUNTS IN FUCK INSTED*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I see...
...BECAUSE I HAVE HUGE FUCKING EYES YES!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Lemur eyes?
As evil as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Where did you get that picture of my mother?
Great shoppery. This looks real. Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# whaaat?
egad - i've just creeped into sixth fifth place! anyone care to spare a click before it drops off the board?

edit: alright, and I have to know what the hell that is. seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# bwahaha
*superclix*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# i'm not normally a click-whore
but when you do surprisingly well, it's hard not to get excited and a little competitive :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Indeed.
I came 2nd in a compo once... was the happiest day of my life.

Everything I'd done previously and since has been utter shite though, so it's rather easy to stay grounded!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Done.
Because I believe that your animation would cheer up Tony.

He inspired me as a teenager even though I was crap at art.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# He kind of scared the living shit out of me as a child...
There's always been something slightly creepy about the way he touches me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# It was your own fault
for having such a pert young bottom combined wit h an unshakable desire to sit on his face
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)
# we should email them to the old chap once the compo ends
the wholesome ones, anyway :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Yes.
The positive ones.


I have a sneaking suspicion that Tony is somehow involved in b3ta's inception. I have never seen a photo of him before his hair turned grey.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# that's a very good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:45, archived)
# ACK! Fear and arousal in las vegas
I need sleep to recover from this ordeal of the senses. nite b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Mum!
EDIT: You made me do it!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# methinks I remember this
And I still like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# It's
lost on the young'uns, tho.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I'm a young'un...
Maybe I'm just speshil.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# *hugs*
*kills*
*fucks*
*eats*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# I also remember this
Back from my 4 year lurking spree (can you have a lurking spree).

And I like it muchly too.
(Toxoplasmosis Dulce et decorum est pro sodomy coleslaw, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:08, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# you never wished me happy birthday yesterday. whats up
i though we was down.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:45, archived)
# YO YO I'M A COWBOY
Heh I had no idea it was your birthday. Happy belated birthday to you my dear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:53, archived)
# you posted like two above my birthday thread
b3ta.com/board/8806800

another birthday ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# NOOOOO that's terrible.
I'm sorry, I didn't even look at that thread properly, I was half-asleep yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# CHRIST
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# the heartwarming story
of a young man and his...wotzit
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# that's the same critter that's been emailing me from a dating website.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# creepy, dude. wonderfully creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)
# haha yipes!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)
# TEH B3TA DERBY BASH STORY ORDEAL. LOADZAWORDZ. SOZ.
Soz folks, but I did promise several people I'd toss this onto the main board. On Saturday evening. I've just finished typing it up.

I'll put it in my profile too, for people who love re-reading utter crap.


(DrZaarlon)
Traditionally, the only way they could have predicted that particular outcome was to consult The Pig Man.

(ivesb)
"OINK!" he exclaimed, and the b3ta madness began in earnest;
before you could blink, rub-on tattoo cdc's had adorned ivesb's
rippling muscles.

(NeonBlue)
And once again there was talk of bumming, and merriment ensued;
Neon Blue gently but firmly took Wormulus in hand and began to
strok (that's what it says here, in biro - ST) his every erecting member
until it emitted liquid shards of molten silk all over the chest of...

(Watney's whatever. Talkboarders'll know. The bloke himself couldn't even be arsed to write his own pretend name)
Moira Stewart, who exclaimed: "My life is complete; bury me next to Robin Day before leaving and seeking refuge..."

(Mrs Trellis)
Robin Day, wearing naught but his bow-tie, was not dead but fantasising about Sturdy Girl's tools.

(C3lia)
Girls' tools, so tempting but also destined to disappoint.
Girls receive 50% of the pleasure but only give 10% of the effort
(stats provided by [a deliberately nonsensical word].
So really fantasy is better than realesation

(Jolly Jack - yes, girls, he's real! And believe you me, in real life he's a proper fucking dreamboat)
So, for the the sake of Continual Narrative, let us focus on Fantasy.
Fantasy, and whipped cream. Fantasy, and whipped cream, and Hamsters.

(Jessie)
But continual narrative is the escape of the over-analytic or sober and so, sure as death and taxes,
we will inevitably step back into the sordid world of ogling breasts and (unintelligible)
the (unintelligible) bloke at the mic a big Jessie.

(mictoboy. [Oh Christ, here we go. I've got to type this stuff, you bastadz...;) :( )
I pulled hexachordal's cock out of my mouth to explain breathlessly: "Oh Captain Wow, take your
finger out of my ass or I will explode;" she relented but instead massaged my perineum - I was helpless.

(Dixon)
Helpless was a state that Dixon immediately picked up upon, and, hoisting his jeans high,
headed off in the direction of the potential action.

(Chorizo Wagon)
Which was raging back and forth like a human octopus of limbs and juices - but which delectable subject
was next in line for a good squildo-graping?

(LD.D [I reckon this is Laird Dave Draws, but correct me if I'm wrong])
I TAPPED THAT SHIT, YEAH BOY

(Fluffy Elephants)
I said as I tapped him once more on the shoulder, "Yeah boy, where's the airport?"
He looked at me confused, and I felt a wave of pity.
He didn't know what was coming next.

(hexachordal [who I liked very much, but, as you can see from teh forthcoming textual peeling wot he dun,
would probably benefit from a nice, relaxing decade of not being told he's 'talented'.
Yes, I am envious. Of course I bloody am.]) However:
He had a massive penis, upon which was impaled a hamster, now deceased due to the cock through its heart,
and in the distance was the sound of the sirens of the RSPCA vans, persuing him with the carcasses of foxes,
faUns and sea anamaonanoamemenaomes (soz - in-joke), all with Robin-Day's-cock-shaped holes through them,
lying limp in the back bouncing around as though they were excited about the imminent capture of Robin the Impaler,
who had by now turned his attention to a small finch.

(chunderbunny)
"BOUT YE," said the finch, "HAVE A QUART O' QUARK."

(mstandot)
But the quart was his cock tod and thusly thrust it into her Hot Wet Pussy.

(Sea Tramp)
And they all lived happily ever after.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# GAH
WORDS?!
psht...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# look!
a teal deer
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# GOOD LORD!
i am confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# But,
I can't read!

EDIT: Oh, and why wasn't I invited?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# You really want
to pull at that thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Best offer I've
had all day...baaaaaabeeee xxx
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
# *thrusts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Hubba Hubba!
*drinks more wine*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Oh... I see how it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# *snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Look
just take your cheap chardonnay and leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Too late for that,
bitch!


And, it cost ยฃ4.99
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Is this like consequences?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# It was supposed to be.
But it turns out that people are
*censors self*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I enjoyed this immensely.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Used to be
that we'd whip people black and blue for this sort of thing (down with, etc.)...back in the days when this was all concrete foundations (can't quite remember the fields).
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# those who were there should know about it, those who weren't shouldn't give two fucks
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# You're right.
I just made the daft mistake of promising, at the time, to do what I just dun right there now there then now like.

Like some kind of silly sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Drunken promises
Are breakable promises.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Don't I just know it.
More than 40 drunk female lurkers've GAZ'D me
this evening.
And my punctuation isn't even working proply.
What the fuck can a po' boy do?*




*Rhetorical question
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# a cardinal error.
 
I only do anything when I've been asked three times.
this weeds out the tedious bullshit people can fucking figure out for themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:25, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# what
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# i saw that going round!
interesting stuff, how are you doing?
it was nice meeting you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Surprisingly enough, I'm fukt.
That's why I posted that garbage up there
when I should've just kept it in my profile...

Here's a suggestion.

Feb.

Brum.

Dr When.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# I should be able to do it.
Dr When seemed like an ace guy too, but i didn't really speak to him much. One night wasn't enough to meet 40 people :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# More nights, mate.
mooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrenizzzzzzzzzzz

Etcetera!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)
# i found a good mothra wallpaper and this guy on a toy site.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)
# fun models anmd pics to be found here.
www.kaijumodeler.com/
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:40, archived)
# wow
tl;dr

no picture and massive injoke only for those in the popular b3ta clique... and i bet some n00b gets ripped apart later for posting just a slightly oversized image...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Just saying
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I enjoyed it.
I don't have high expectations for films though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)
# I didn't bother watching it
because, well, I couldn't be bothered.

I take it it was shitty?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# It tries to pull off the film noir angle
but just comes across as convoluted and unfeasible.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# This doesnt surprise me in the slightest
Even the name annoyed me...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# The name is the worst thing about it
Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman and Ben Kingsley are all extremely good in it. I liked Lucy Liu too, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:57, archived)
# i should mention
that its actually quite good... so ignore these people who probably check an imdb rating and wikipedia article before forming an opinion
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# jesus fuck. usual suspects was bad enough i didn't think anyone would try and emulate it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)
# working on some new character ideas. meet the first two members of Justice League Armenia
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# That's no cdc!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# sweet!
you remembered how to draw rather quickly

icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/27/babushka-cats-are-in-ur-box-bein-old-wimmens/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# cheers!
though the chap looks somewhat like the Blessed...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Tom,
is there any room for a grotesquely hostile character?
An utter cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# almost certainly, any one in mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Yep.
Me, for a start. I'm a right cunt.

And, being on holiday, I've spent today reading aaaaaaall of Marvel 1602.

So I'm exploding with ideas.

Me: Words
Others: Pics

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)
# her weapon: black bread.
his weapon: reciting long stories about the workers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# I know, I'll become a lawyer!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# OBJECTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I don't understand this
I like the cardigan
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# These are my feelings also.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I know the eye bloke
but the ballooney fella I know not
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Such handsome offspring too.


and a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# K N I T W E A R !
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)
# YOU KNOW IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)
# It's quiet, so new thread.
I'm going to make an archive of these once there's enough, so new thread helps.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# *bums some more*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# We share the same dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Gorgonzola!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Happy 4daysbeforeyourb3tadayday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Thx.
I only broke down and joined to post a fanboy
hurrah to Hairy Midget for his stellar efforts.
It all went down hill from there. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# The nostalgia
makes my spleen weep.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# I hijack this thread to make an important announcement:
I have no bread for toats. Now what do I eat?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# HANDS
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# All I have at the moment is
Butter milk and weetabix. I had some weetabix and ordered a pizza. Cold pizza for breakfast!
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Your own hand coated with butter
microwave it first
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# biscuits
or beans
or cheese
or crips

in fackt, crips
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Bicsits!
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Babby!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# 14 mins, gas mark 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# I think that is gas mark 75.
1850Fยบ
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I prefer Babby served rare
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Maybe it's just a trick of the light
but that baby looks like he has an old fella that'd please any woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# and a left ball of ginger magnificence
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I have to link this to a friend.
It perfectly fits an ongoing joke.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# i appear to have been away long enough to forget how to draw and use illustrator
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# oooh
just made me think of a great shed seven song, shall listen to that before bed
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Hunchback!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I was rubbish at that on the BBC Micro.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_MR9VaGsA4
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# anyone remember
mad professor moriati?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Not me, sorry.
Can't see much about it on Google either, short of a possible download.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I've drawn a few of these while bored in lectures
This was the first one.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# SPBbeSooP?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# It's not meant to be words.
I just can't write in not-english.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# What will the evility do to
him when he catches him?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# This is a mystery
even to me. I do not make up the story, the story flows through me.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# no doubt
hes gunna get his shit fucked up tho?
(popcorndude81 witness of the http://b3ta.com/talk/5000000, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Fucked up the shitter
methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Poonebops!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# oooooooooh
now i get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# lollipop, lollipop
ooooh, lolly lollipop
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# He needs some sleep
I like this but I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# It's hard to sleep
With him lurking by your bed.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Especially in Cardiff.
BEWARE THE GIRAFFES OF LLANDAF.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# yoiks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# NOOOOOOES
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# This is fantastic
Shall I dump the next one in here or new thread? I dunno. I'm tired.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# ordinarillay i'd say here
but it's the ghey shift so do what you want
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# If I get bummed or something
I'm blaming you.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# ha
thousands have tried, many have succeeded


what makes you think you'll be any different?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# In here.
I like what you've done and I want it all in one place.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Terribly sorry
I posted the new'n before I saw this.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# sometimes i only speak in upside down R's.
or do i?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# I agree
with your username.
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry] nanu nanu
(threefour, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# They must be putting something in
the water lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Bindun by Ninj
BUT, no offence Ninj, I like this one better.

Here's my offerings

b3ta.com/board/8808378
b3ta.com/board/8797283
b3ta.com/board/8809031
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# oops
should off checked! was gonna try "Red Morph" instead of red dwarf. feel free anyone. Im all morphed out.
(threefour, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# No
I like this one ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Now that is an original
that warranted a spit-take on reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# haha! i used to watch this when i was a little kid
it kind of fucked with my head, to be honest. one episode where Mork keep shrinking. at the end of the show he is at a subatomic size and the background goes all disco-wonky.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# NEWSFLASH: Asteroid heading towards earth
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# oh noes!
send out the pixel-shooting triangle before it's too late!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# *taps hyperspace*
*random position makes Earth emerge inside the Sun*
Fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# how very douglas adams of you ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Tom Holt!
www.tom-holt.com/divinecomedies.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# fucking ace...
...this deserves many more comments... this is classic!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I dunno...

it just kinda happened.
gnite all.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# hehe!
i don't know who those guys are but their facial expressions are perfect for this

g'nite!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Tadaa!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitchell_and_Webb

They're funny, sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# haha, can a comedian ask for a better umbrella statement?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# It's a statement that perfectly sums up
The Secret Policemen's ball.

That was the most mediocre evening of comedy I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I haven't seen it yet,
was there anyone good on?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# People who are normally good
but they weren't exactly going to waste their good material on a charity event.

Brutha gotta get paid.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I'm glad it happened
really
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# haha nicely
And im off to bed
G'night b3tapeople
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# By popular demand


One-way ticket to Bridgend please.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Aaaaaaaar! Eye Ess.
?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I FILTAD
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# But not really though eh?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Not really.
Not in real life. No.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Just in your head then.
good good.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Entirely.
Netlife and headness must be completely separated.

Good good then.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# SBU?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# SBU?
EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# like RIS,
but orange instead of yellow
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Ahhh, you're an orange person.
It now makes less sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I'm tired and finding it hard to detect subtlety over the internet.
Are you being sarky with me matey jimmy young fella me lad bang wotsit how's your father?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# No.
I don't actually know what you're talking about. I require clarification. This is all true, I do not deal with subtleties or sarcasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# sainSBUry's
I feel I must have been overly obtuse due to a deficiency in my tea intake.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Never you mind,
I got it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# HAHA!
That is win above my head, cheers for the clarificamation.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# orange - sainsbury's
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I am too poor to have even seen an Sainsbury's
let alone appreciate their colour scheme
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Or learn grammar apparently
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I am learned in the field of grammar
An Sainsbury is accepted in higher circles
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# How I long to be accepted by
the upper circles of Grammarists...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I circled my grandma's wrists once...

...

Sorry, that's just awful, what... what the hell am I even trying to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# You are trying to say nonsense
you didn't do it very well

Good effort though.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Does your child smell like hammers?
THIS
IS
NONCE SENSE
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# My children smell of me
and coins
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# sainsbury's is fucking shite
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# phwoar for emo bints!
*resists saying I would*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# i think it's
KillerKitti, who's a wee bit young
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# If it's on the internet
then he can pleasure himself over it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# doesn't mean
he can feel good about it though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Since when was pleasure related to feeling good afterwards?
Never.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# really?
i think you might be doing it wrong Mr Gadd
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I know!
That's why I'm resisting :)

edit: I'm also resisting making the observation that she's rather well hung for a lass of her age!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# pahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# You do have to pretend to be Italian.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# It made me laugh
and then i checked the source name
and laughed more
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Vera nice..
it is.

*click*
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# ear?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Issa place where I put-a my cat, yes?
*apologies to Italians for offence. Italy is a very nice place. Well the bit of Tuscany I went to was. Maybe all the other Italians are cunts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# satires
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Speaking of money TJ...
Question for you brittish types:

Are a pound, quid and crown the same things? Do you have any more names for a pound sterling?

Edit: I'm trying to decipher some of what is said on Kitchen Nightmares...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I think a crown is what you wear on your head
A pound and a quid are the same though. Although the plural of quid is "quid" not "quids".
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# do you have...
20p pieces?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Yes.
They're called 20p pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# yes
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# We don't use crowns.
A crown used to be 5 shillings, back before we were civilised.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Also, according to wiki,
the big five pound coins collecters fawn over are called crowns.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOG!
If you're from just-south-of-the-border-ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# A crown is not a name for a pound
Before decimalisation we had a coin called half a crown which was worth what is now 12.5 pence.

Another term for a pound was a "nicker" although it's not commonly used now.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# So...
A crown would have been equivalent to 2 bits or a quarter, and a shilling equivalent to a nickel. When did you decimalize? (sounds violent)
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# late 70s
early 80s
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# ???????????????????
see below ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# ah
see i think we've got different dates

yours is the date that the new currency came in, i'm thinking about when the old currency was no longer legal.
the (new) half penny was the last to go and i didn't think that went til the early 80s
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# But the new half penny
was a decimal coin.

It was the old sixpence (tanner)that stayed in circulation till 1980, but we still went decimal in 1971 ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# aye that's true
like i say, it depends when you count from, all i knew was that my sisters were aware of two currencies and they weren't born til 75
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# 1971
Try this for pre decimal explanations

www.historyhome.co.uk/peel/economic/currency.htm
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Thank you
This helps... Seems much easier to remember now.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# You will hurt your head thinking like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I say, what ho?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# The ho on the corner...
sorry
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't say I didn't try

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# win
total win.
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Dude, that beyond cool
clicks, clicks and a clickeroo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# WOOOOP
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# hahaha winnar
I was half expecting him to morph into Domo tho :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Haha!
Nicely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# oh, this is wonderful.
top marks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# wowza
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# That is fucking superb!
*clicks and woos*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# absolute woo and further noises representing my like for this animation
and then even more guttaral throat based whooping on the optimization.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# You tried
and you succeeded.This is both humourous and worthwhile.

Have a woo and a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Also :
incredible optimisation. Have more clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# cheers
i'm glad i still have imageready on my old computer; i just can't pull it off as well with any other program.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# this competition is over.
 
WOO, YAY, AND HOOPLAH, I SAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Haha, brillilant.
*cleeks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I am so glad i didn't go to bed five mins ago!!
W/Y/H/P/D/S/WN
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# *CLICK*
win!
HAPPY DANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Haha stop whoring your dog!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# but she's great
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# having a lovely slurp of tea :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# hehe, that she is, that she is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# :D
righty b3ta and everyone who sails in her, i'm off 2 bed
tattybye!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# COR!
Wonky plants are great.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# HUUUUUGE TOUNGE!!


;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# :P
www.b3ta.com/board/8809853
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# DAMN YOU!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
# epic win
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# i may have clicked this
but i also may be feeling slightly exostential
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# This is bloody brilliant.
Well done there chap!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Well i can - you didn't try...
but I'd be lying.

Have a click - in fact, have several!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# :D
i might go get my blu tac out now!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
You clever bastard :)

This deserves to win.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Outstanding in 87 different ways!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# WooYay!
This compo has been won!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# woo!
and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# hahahaha
thank you for this.

I like the clay more than your flexy guys.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# absolutely wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Look at you with your talent.
Have a paltry click in payment.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Amazing
made my day.
(threefour, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I clicked again
because I believe that this would cheer Tony up.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)
# HUZZZAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)
# that's
fab!

Woooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# this is awesome
great work!
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hehe
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# This is awesome!!!
*keeps checking fp*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I wish
though mofaha's fp will be leaving every visitor to b3ta with nightmares for quite some time :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Very late but...
fan-fecking-tastic, Sir. Inspirational even. You win the interwebz.

*Breaks mouse with the power of the clickage*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
#
 

 
Clown shoes
 
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Failed!
for me anyway...government firewalls, etc...

Edit: Now it works...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# ffs
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# This user is not allowed to use direct links.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Jammy,
I can't see your new webhost. Is it me or you?

/Edit: Them's top clown shoes. Woo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# no it doesnt
Edit: yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# testing ok web host.
Yays shoooozzz!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I've got a white question mark on a blue background
Which is like a redex, only more expensive.

Edit: Ooh! Nice shoeses.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Works for me.
And, oh how glad I am.

(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Sarcasm?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# The detector just exploded.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# oooh a sarcasm dectector, what a useful instrument
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Sarcasm, that's original!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Lol, it was a quote from the simpsons....
*goes to youtube to find it*

Edit: is unable to find it :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# No, I actually rather like that.
I'm just filled with bitterness today.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Oh noes
Bitterness is not a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# keep off the lemons
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Im sorry Bloop, it just wasnt working out between us.
I'm with Fluffy Elephants now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# haha
i knew you'd be lurking when I typed that :D

edit: oh, you were already in this conversation, ignore me
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# awww
that's shite

*fluffs elephant*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# *Cheers up a bit.*
I'll have to change my name to 'Bitter elephants' otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# OMG
I just read the Comet stereo story.

It made a headache in my tummy. :(
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# noo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# That's all lully and yet at the same time, slightly terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# this one is technically more terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# The cuddliest death you could ever wish for.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# This is my favourite of the cuddly toy animal thingys
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I like this one
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Haha thats ace!
The heffalump is still better imo :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# What a nice fuzzy fluffy elepants
*hugs elepants*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Oh noes!!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# bitter fluff?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# and nobody likes bitter elephants
the aftertaste is horrid
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# OH YEAH
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go70mmgnh-g
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I hope...
you used safe sex practices...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Of course.
Does that include getting too drunk to actually do anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# that's the only one
i know
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Falling off the PC/Sensitivity wagon for a bit...
Unfortunately, as I'm sure to which too many young women can attest, drunkenness on the part of the female really isn't a problem for some men type animals...

*Climbs back on wagon and worries about daughter... *

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Da...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# alcohol, the choice of rapists!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Fixed. Sozzy.
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Reminds me of
Pinball Wizard!

Woo :D
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# so they are
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Bondo?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# needs more bloody legstumps sticking out the top.
otherwise great.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# how like life
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# bloody stumps make everything better.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# CABBIT?

RABBAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Watch out or this will eat it...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
She obviously just got a lovely surprise...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# most attractive
she's ever looked
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I assure you....it IS symmetrical.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Argh Fuck!
Kill it! Hard! In the face!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Has it been making very bad puns?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Thassits job.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# fishcat
lolz!1!!111
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Edit: :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Nom nom nom!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# haha
silly rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# all the
rabbit will be absorbed by it been a cut
(RIS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)

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