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Dear Jim'll, please can you fix........

love Alistair

(Knutsack, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)

we're all fucked!

(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8819130

(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

I saw that.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)

pfffft

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)

YAY!

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TheOther, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)

love it!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

hahaha

you loon

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

"Master Yoda, there are solid cores of voters on either side of this election, however, many have yet to choose which camp to side with, what is you opinion on this situation?"

"Vote, or vote not, there is no fence"

top 'shoppage sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

cheers

top-quote-mashage :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)

haha

Jedi LoL

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

YAY! Finaly an excuse to use this image!

Not aimed at you personally, and yes I'm sure it's bindun.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)

rofl then?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

I love saying Roffle

in real life situations. Usually in a low monotone.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

or preform the monkey drum solo when making a bad joke

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

Yay

Click I will, yes? Heheeheeheeheehee.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)

hahah sorry!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)

*releases story in press about how Chewie shaves his/her/its bollocks*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)

*reacts by posting nudie pics of Mrs Yoda*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)

*reveals that Chewie never actually saw any action during the Star Wars, sending a lookalike in his place*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)

a wookielike?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)

pffft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)

He's going for the tried and tested GW campaign slogan I see.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)

oh come on, he lives on endor

it MAKES
NO
SENSE!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)

All on red

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)

I'm intrigued about the decision to put Alistair in the slinky dress.

This tells me much, yes.

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)

Gordon doesn't have the hips to get away with it

Woo to pic :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)

Sarah Polin'

Everything for the voters!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

I like to cover the face up for this picture.

(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

I'd quite like that photo to become reality and me to be in the room and her to be horny and for us to have sex.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

sexeh tiemz

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

he likes to put his massive cock in her ear

don't you huh huh!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)

if, you think this is a good idea, alaska

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)

Genoa?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)

jamaica!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

No no,

that doesn't fit in with the conversation.

I was looking for "Yemen".

"Yeah man".

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)

Slovakia!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)

Don't get it, and I'm in a hurry I'll have to Russia

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)

Iran far from that pun.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)

SPAING!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)

Toronto

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)

Mornington Crescent!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)

Leeds!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

Jakarta.... ?

AICMFP

(Flappers, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)

Yeah, man?

...What?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

I've heard

she has a fine djibouti

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

no but I hear she's a Goa

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

BRAZILiant

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)

Urallguay

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)

Uru(funny)guay

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)

Steal my puns? I'll Estonia!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)

would Jamaica?

EDIT: damn you epiphany :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)

Lols :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)

flawless shoppery

oh wait that's a redneck mullet...I apologise

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

hehehe

I just felt like a dirty shop

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)

Dirty Shop - '*dIR-ty' sho-p':

1. informal slang term for a store selling items of an adult or sexual nature
2. computing terminology A poorly photoshopped image (not necessarily a bad image, and may contain "hummus")
3. Iceland Kerry Katona endorsed hellhole

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)

haha!

Definition 3 is spot on!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)

true

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

Is that very hairy armpits or a tattoo

i need to know so i file it my fwap folder correctly

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boff FL OZ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)

tattoo

:-)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

polls are rigged with some slippery tactics...but never before vaseline

...

(Rubber_Adam, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)

th seams

make it sexXxier

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

they always do!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

We need seams!

MOAR SEAMS!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

Please give generously

Oh you already have..

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boff FL OZ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

Hee hee

Yay for classic pudsey!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

He's been bumming the B for years.

(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)

B is for Bumming

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

Arf!

I wish they'd change the frigging logo. Surely that bear's eye's got better by now?

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)

It's just a hollow eye socket behind that, because the bear was used in the sex trade and didn't have enough orifices.

Or he's a pirate.

Perhaps they could take all the fur off and say he's got leukemia.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

pfft!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)

Is it just me...?

just from that page of troop images earlier...

(Golden_guns247, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

they went thataway

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

Haha!

Thisaway, thataway ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

Oh my.

(mrpotes, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

excellent

wooo yay!

*edit* hands up all those lurkers who hardly ever post, but should, like this one...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

*puts up hand*

*didn't understand the question*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

don't put your hand up there!

without first putting on a glove!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

or lubricant

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

and blue glove followed by a pink glove

if the glove goes blue you've worn through one!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

infact, sod it, just stick as many gloves as you can up there in whatever colours are available

eventually the problem will solve itself

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

I see I'm the only one

who's done a gay porno shoot then...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

...hand up

I just dont like talking really! Alot of my posts are just pictures!

(Golden_guns247, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)

Fine, so keep posting the pics :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)

fiiine then...

this is still my favourite SW shop...

When Darth gets older...

(Golden_guns247, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

hahahha, instaed of thinking of "a new hope", it was the fan film "Troops" that came to my mind!

top stuff :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)

I liked that film.

(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)

it's just a shame that I.M.P.S. the Relentless is taking such a long time to make.... :(

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)

She must have seen this. She reads every paper.

More at www.piecomic.com

(dredgeups, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

jsdf?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

I hate being condemed

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

I like

condiments...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

I like to comlement condiments.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

how contentiously conscientious of you

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)

In the words of Grynthod III

"Is it so wrong to anally rape bunnies?"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

Not if they're paedobunnies

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)

Paedobunnies

F

T

W

.

That is all.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)

That's probably how you got pregnant in the first place.

That and the sex.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

Oh is that what did that?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)

will self is sexist?

(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

He's not sexy... his face is too big.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

wide head full of knowledge

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)

You forgot smarm...

That man is filled to the brim with smarm.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

lol at your sig

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

I like to sing it at the office :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)

wat

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

O_o

is all I can really say on the subject

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)

I'm worried that that makes sense to me

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)

I'm worried that I drew it

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)

Afternoon all!

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

har har har

*clicks*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

hahahhahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)

hahahahaha

yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

*clicks like mad*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

Haha :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)

hee hee!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

transfering the monies

clicks.

(snowboardrob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

Boing! NYOM! Coo-eeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

excellent

wooooooo!

yay

houpla!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

*checks*

C];0p

Hahahaha! I love your mission unpossible!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

You utter loon

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

Hello Mr Trellis

I see you finally booted 'er off - gone to cook yer tea has she?

*rubs eyes*

Oh! err . . .
*scarpers*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

Yes, run!

That comment was directed at how oof-worthy the pun was

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

*hugs*

then *runs*
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

Well....I......

Ok then

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

Hahaha

You are madness!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

DING-DING-DING!

Hurrah! I just got three bees on the b3ta Icon fruit machine!
first three replies are bee icons! o/

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

you win Sting

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

*tries to cram him back up the slot*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

I love the variations on a meme . . .

Oh so smug !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

unexpected!

... I'm not sure I should click though -- it's getting to the point where I'm just clicking because I know you check...

*ponders*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)

s'ok

I removed you from my friends list so I can't check now C];0)
Hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)

I see...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)

No, I see . . .

I see . . . Huh! You liked the TOAP directly above!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)

yeah

I missed the reply button first time... it happens when I reply to a lot of your posts.

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

These stick in what's left of my mind.

*clicks*

(The apostrophe' in your sig - sort it.)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)

been done?

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

what's he doing with his other hand?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A GUN!

/Racist

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

hahaha

he's holding his bag of weed

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

he's just got a page

from a girl he's been wanting to dig out since the 3rd grade...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

He's launching a nuke to Iran

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

Without preconditions?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

ask 'm

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

teasing his nipple.

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Cae1, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

Preparing to do a Janet Jackson slip

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

pft.

Racist

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

he's going to make fart noises with his

armpit

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

TERRORIST FIST JAB

www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/09/fox-anchor-calls-obama-fi_n_106027.html

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

EDIT: ok, I didnt see his arm went into his shirt and my first reply made no sense at all :P

but it WOULD have been funny if his arm was going under/behind the podium

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

who is that guy,

and why isn't he wearing a tie?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

please miss

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

pfft.

The finger makes it complete

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

hehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

Gonads & Strife?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

Here you go Obs mate:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

i wouldn't mind some american money

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Cae1, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)

well

be a good boy and we'll see what Santa brings you

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

Swap some of your Britcash

you'll get loads of dollars.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

it beats waiting for santa.

i shall see next time i see a changing place. or a bank.

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Cae1, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

If you send them to me I can spend them for you.

It's a win/win

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

I wouldn't mind it either, the US treasury can bloody well look after it itself.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

I nicked some images from nasa and made you this

as i was bored.

Click for much biggerness (239KB)

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

this must be like an astronaughts worst nightmare ever

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)

I thought getting the shits was

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)

nosebleed or barf would be pretty awful too.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

I think a tear in the suit, running out of air or floating off into space would rank up there with nightmares....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)

they have mighty defecation mittens

for containing "teh shits" :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)

Be bored more often please!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

YES PLEASE

WOO AND YAY AND CLICK

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)

Face

book?

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

candle

candlepost

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Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

It makes you feel all

conspicuous...

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)

uh?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

Those two men on that picture

You stole them from Facebook.

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)

HE stole the faces from a bookman

I read it in his eyes

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

The Quo?

NO :
www.mikenco.com/plomolder.php

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

Ah... Are they called "The Quo"?

I only recognise them from that Facebook ad.

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

it's all very confusing

it would be a cool name for a band though "The Quo"

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

You think?

I dunno... Needs something instead of "The"... What band ever got ANYWHERE with "The" at the beginning?

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)

The The

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

Them

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

Thelonious Monk

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)

Shit,

Good point. Yeah, but can you imagine if Bootleg Beatles replaced the first word with a "The" eh? EH?.. Fucking NOWHERE. That's where they'd be.

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

Urusei Yatsura

oh wait now

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)

Madonna

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

Sarcasm is a great thing

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

;)

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)

The Quo need to be replaced by

Robert Peston

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)

Don't know why...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

good

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

Hopefully he isn't too Trigger Happy

Since he is in the army afterall

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Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)

ha ha ha

:D

Very good.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)

excellent!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)

Ahaha!

Nice!

Quick TJ:

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post266064

Please tell us why your username is what it is. Ta!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

hahahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

hahahahahahahahha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)

bravo!

i laughed. lovely.

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crab_bloke), Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

I think you shopped this

No shark, bridge, etc.

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)

...

shhhhh!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)

Spang spang spang spangety spang

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boff FL OZ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

Mr Trellis is making me put the computer down now...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)

NO WAIT

Stay and play

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)

Awww

poor pooter, prob for the best

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boff FL OZ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)

ugh.

My sense of good taste has been assaulted.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

Filename needs +ers

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

I blame Maurice Bowra

its all his fault

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boff FL OZ, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)

oh dear..

HIS ASS!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

MY ASS!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)

Seemed kinda ironic to me

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

COMPLEX DOCK

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

ha ha ha

good old reliable ship building...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

Tom Cruise is rubbish in everything he'd done EXCEPT Tropic Thunder.

This is woo. I really into the Simpsons again at the moment.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

hahhaha, ^this

Cruise and the end credits saved that movie :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

yup

I was starting to resent all the money I spent and then... just at the last minute...

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)

I really have to get an animated gif of that, would make an excellent basis for a woo or a fail :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)

yeah

if anyone can do it

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

Cooooor!

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Ninj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

Its got boobs so i already totally approve.

haha. woo

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Cae1, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

I double that

I mean, SECOND that.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

good grief!

now if she were brunnete - that's be the perfect post

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

someone's going to have to mention deposits and withdrawels at some stage

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

I THINK SOMEONE JUST DID

Withdrawels? With drools? With RAWELS

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)

i thought it looked a bit odd when i typed it :s

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)

I'm too busy wanking

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

She better be careful where she's pointing those things.

She could have someone's eye out.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

I'll be the judge of that

*looks*

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)

Cracking norks

Gromit.

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)

I can't figure out if she's a nice person or not...

...but I still would.
WOO! to the pic.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

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Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

Oh gear.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

he's made a right mesh of that...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

wheel you stop it?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

you two are nuts

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

Would you wind it in?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

I'll box your lugs

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)

You're clutching at straws.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

you think you're so fly

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

this thread's a bit of a grind

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

Well we can't reverse

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

that's only your o-pinion

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)

Careful now;

he might make a bolt for it.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)

speaking of...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)

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Microwave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

How cogniscient!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

You rang?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

he'll be fine

/Northerner

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

yup.

just run it under the cold tap.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

*magic rubs*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

0_0

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

I had Lasange!

yes Lass-onj! followed by creme brulee with raspberries and shortbread
but no chips!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

that sounds like a very fine lunch indeed

beats my beany panini into the ground... although I did have a coffee.... mmmmmmmm

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)

lucky sod

i had hot lemon and paracetamol :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

Does he live?

I wouldn't like to be in that situation.

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Cae1, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

Bindun?

BBC ident box courtesy of waxdart.

The barryheadwound solution to any image challenge - throw a meme at it :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

I'd like to be the governor for the bank of england one day.

one day.
mmm..monies. :)

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Cae1, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)

If i was given the job

I'd demand they change the official spelling to 'Guv'nor'

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

Hahahaha this

I'd have it changed to PIMP, and make everyone do a little dance for me before I considered their case.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

I think you're confusing Governor of the Bank of England

with the King of the Celtic Faeries

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

I always get those two discrete roles confused

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)

there's a lot of overlap in the remits

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)

cor, look at those remits!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

This is brilliant idea.

it is.

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Cae1, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

what qualifications do you have?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

I can count

and know some stuff about rocks.

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Cae1, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

to keep to your inflation target should

interest rates go up or down?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

which ever makes people happy

i'm not a very good money man.

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Cae1, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

then I think

Governor of the bank of England might not be the right job for you...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

I could do it.

with a team of skilled advisors.

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Cae1, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

but the team of skilled advisors could do it

without you...

so -- you know -- they probably would do, they do do already.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

I could be like the illiuminati.

no one knows i rule. and one of them could be my puppet.

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Cae1, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

yeah, but you have to sign each bank note

by hand, that would take forever

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new_matt, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

I'd get to touch every money EVER?

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Cae1, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

*spluffs*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

I took me ages to make my bbc ident thing.

I even changed the time from the image I knicked it from! tsk.

(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

Haha sorry dude :)

I'll give you a source credit.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

...

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Ninj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)

arf

Nicely

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)

anyway - seems as you're not going to ask me about it

my good idea is this... you know how people are always looking for random numbers and it's actually technically quite hard to generate a truly random number...

well - I've solved the problem.

I picked a number in my head, at random and the answer is 7. For ever more, when people need a random number they can use 7.

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

but what about 6.3?

eh?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)

*checks piece of paper*

nope - 7

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

this will revolutionise the internet and banking and everything.

now that I've standardised the random number we can all forget about that problem and move on as a species.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)

so what is the optimum number of decimal places for PIe?

is it steak and kidney

or chicken and Mushroom?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

its the most common number people pick

that and cucumber then elephant.

(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

:-)

xkcd.com/221/

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

*sobs uncontrollably*

everything's been done before :(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

*comforts*

*lenors*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

*ravens*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

*vulcans*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

*grips*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

*forces*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

*seals*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

*clubs*

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

*MDMAs*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

Okay - better idea...

a random number hotline!

I'll set up a premium rate phone line which you can phone when you need a random number...

"press 1 if you would like a whole random number, press 2 if you would like a random number between 0 and 1 press * followed by 1 to 9 to receive a random number with between 1 and 9 decimal places."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

I need a random number with 11 decimal places!

What do I do?!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

write to this address:

random number generation is us
7 Severn Street
Wilsdon Green
London

enclose a 15 pound note torn in half.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)

I only have a six pound note!

*cries*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

Kill someone and steal theirs.

Best of all the solutions.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

you could use it for other stuff too

lucky number
favorite film
favorite river (just ignore different spelling)

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

there are literally

several applications... literally

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

just makes things a little difficult when using it as your "Prefered age"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

*giggles*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

multiply it by a random number

49!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

ah yes

the number of brides required multiplied by the number of brothers available

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)

*giggles again*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)

Why?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

In Java the random number is 4.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

you were on shaky ground there until the old man popped up at the last minute and saved your ass...

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)

hundreds sell before crunch

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)

I was expecting this:

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

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