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[challenge entry] another one of these

cfsaucy nsfw ish
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# a bit too thin in the abdomen
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# that's not an abdomen
it's a thorax. don't let her fool you into believing she's human.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# she has thoraxia then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# i thought that was silver polish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# it's why she can't win
ain't got the stomach for it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# *bum tish*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
#
Dear me!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Oh no you di'nt!
www.sadtrombone.com
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
#
Gotta love the chin to neck ratio :P
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# hehehe!
it's actually all hers this time.

this one troubles me more. nsfw
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/tittasslepalingstq.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# good god
It looks like David Coulthard's chin, maybe she wears a crash helmet a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
#
INSTABONE
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Sproingggg!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# fMilFth!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# You are obsessed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# only for another week
i'm fickle like that.
also i blame m3essentail, he made me do it.

may carry on as i've gathered a lot of sauce
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I love saucy Sarah Palin :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Dang it
www.paddlinginstructor.com/images/stories/blog/bear_warning_sign.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# ding ding!
what?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# she looks good...
...from the neck down.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] mc cains answer to the credit crisis


Click for bigger (132KB)
(Mr Chicken, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Obama will be his butler in the Whitehouse
Obama "Benson" Barrack
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
McBain McCain

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# rather trim for his age, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
#
Touch of jaundice also visible
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# politicians are well-known for being unhealthy
just look at ann widdecombe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Aye, unhealthy but hot!
*bokes at the thought*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# you, sir, are a sick man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# but he's a war hero so it's ok
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# free soosages
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ris?
EDIT: free sossies, then. ok.

T.J: anyone know where to get adult footed p.j's in england?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# What's wrong with the lady on the bottom left?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Ann Widdecombe disease
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# hmm..
i think the gravity is x 1000 right under her face
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Black hole in top pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# she's a fucking fat cunt that's what
or german
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Ann Widdecombe disease
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Anne Widdecombe...
best cure for unintentional lobbage!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# she am zombee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# another symptom of Ann Widdecombe disease
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# it's quite a nasty ailment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# it is easy to spot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# what are the warning signs?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# any form of whinging, virginity, sloughness, verbal diarrhoea, etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# well, i'm glad
that i don't have my virginity anymore, but i know someone who shows all of these signs
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Lolz
Good noon b3ta.
I am massivly hungover:
How are you all today?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Hung over, eh?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RAiTOuSyJsQ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Hahahahaa fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# First fucking link I click today
Sweet Jebus!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I'm quite happy
that I've got a Flash blocker on this that lets me pick which animations I watch. This means that I can read the Youtube comments before watching the video, and in this case prudently decide not to click on the video to watch it...

Of course, in other situations it means that I can read the Youtube comments before watching the video, and Youtube comments make me want peel my retinas out.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Bear in mind
Youtube comments are not even made by the stupidest people who watch the videos. There's a whole other realm of stupid that's hidden because the people who inhabit it are too stupid to type.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# urgh
i think you're right. now my brain feels soiled.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I think I need to get me one of those,
After 4 years on here I think my brain is borked
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# if you're using firefox
then flashblock works fine. it leaves a little play button in the middle of the video instead of actually playing it. saves acres of bandwidth and a lot of sanity. and your eardrums when some website decides it wants to play some shittily compressed flash ad at full volume.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/433
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# You, sir
are a scholar and a gentleman
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Soz
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ROFFLE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha, it wont be long before that is real
I think i have killed photoshop elements
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Possibly you have
but possibly you haven't. What's the problem? Is it a startup issue?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# getting it to load up 190 photos at once
all over 2mb each
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# You've killed it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# yep
it didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Hahah
cool
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# No guns, no action & barely any sport...

...that'll be the BBC dumbing down their broadcasting once again!
(VoiceOfReason, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# hehehe
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# hehehe
there needs to be a kumquat of solace
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# on stilts!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# no
pogo stick
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# 2 pogo sticks, on one each leg,
for a kind of bouncing stilt effect.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# no
just the once, for a bouncy cock effect
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Well yeah
that works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# hehehehe
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Gentleman John McCain

Not great, but took ages, so you can have it anyway.
I hope you enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# that's very
good.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I bet he'll be tying Sarah Palin to a train track next week.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# *piano musics*

/edit: o hai all.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# hellp hellp
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Good Morning Earl!
How was Whittingham Clumps?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# cold
Got over 200 good photos

How are you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Of course it was!
THIS IS ENGLAND BOYOO!

Well hasten to the dark room young man! Make haste!

Not too bad, I think my Flu/Cold thing may finally be leaving me for good.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I like the cold, makes you feel alive
Dark room, what age are you living in :P

I've uploaded them and now sorting them out, will upload them to flicker and the really good ones up to deviantart too
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Well I look forward to seeing the pics of your clumps shortly!
Top Hole!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Pfft!
Lo Medi! How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# 'Ello!
Pffft just woke up after a party yesterday. Going home in an hour or so, and meeting some friends along the way there. I think it may be quite some time before I'm actually home ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You crazy dutchies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Not too bad, I think my Flu/Cold thing may finally be leaving me for good.
But now I have to go out in the rain to walk a dog that isn't even mine :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# well.. you asked for it really didn't you...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love this muchly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I've said it before
So I will say it again

This is just so, so, so awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I think you should darken the moustache a bit
and make its edges more blurry.
The hat is a bit too straight for this pic.

Was this response helpful?
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[  ] BADGERS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# badgers
that 'tache is a sod to cut out.

also, nice effort littlefishy
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Badgers it is.
'lo gssp!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# woo woo!
very snazzy :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Tesco finds novel way to tackle effects of the credit crunch

I shit you not!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# lol, DO THE MATH :D
Buy 3 of them then complain at the checkout when they charge you more, then get your shoppng for free :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# S
MATH-S
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# it's spelt with a 's' at the end
GO MENTAL!
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I think we wish you were though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# perhaps it is 31p per stick and its 3 packs for £1
or not
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# no
the lable clearly states that the item is a "twin bar" I imagin a bar full of twins
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Buy 3 twix bars in 3 seperate transactions
then stand outside and flog the lot for £1
Profit!

Did you just take that? It looks like it says offer ends in 2007
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Probably something to do with the credit crunch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# probably
www.b3ta.com/board/8894717
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Hum, I was thinking more
Unemployed bankers getting a new job at Tesco's and doing their 'thing' all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# that tends to be part of a bigger offer on all mars made items
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# no, no, no no
Take ALL the bars they have on show, then get them all purchased with separate transactions, (just to tick the 'retail therapy psychiatrist' off) and THEN complain about being overcharged, that way you get hundreds of chocolate free.

Send me the ones you dont want
(lordy lordy, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# bindun
well kinda. They did the same a while ago with rice but made the numbers a bit more complicated (74p or 4 for £3). I have evidence somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# "Hurry up Watson, we almost have him!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Moriarty, You blaggard!
Quick to the Reichenbach Falls!

EDIT: this means woo
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
#
Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# i like
i especially like paved road man :)

EDIT: and i feel so sorry for poorly thought monster :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Have you thought about converting this into a flash game?
T'would probably be awesome.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Yes
You can code it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Heh
Your stuff kind of reminds me of Tom Gauld

www.cabanonpress.com/tomsshed/3.EPIC.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I like this LOTS
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# This is most good, MOST GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# FP!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# The government denies physics research is suffering from a lack of funding


Funny and topical! Click for news!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# now this would have been money well spent
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# hahahaha
We're gonna need a bigger milk bottle!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha, great idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Physics in Britain is fucked
Absolutely fucked.

Also, they should have a bright cafe over on the right there on the balcony.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# yup yup it is.. have a comic that proves it...
Click for bigger 98kb
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# ditto.
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(geekboy Hillbilly., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Chemistry will follow
Except for biochemistry and medicinal chemistry.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# lol i love this
inf further news that thing that bloke (Pedro Hin) does it is difficulter then I first imagined
here is my pathetic first effort.


edit : I can feel the shun ray of your disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Difficulter eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# It's a valid word!
Also, I quite like that. I tried one of them once. It was a painful experience.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Well,
you know what they say about women with big heads.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# They need big hats?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# they presented a difficult birth
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# At increased risk of neck injury?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# now that is awesome use of the budget :D
*twists*
*sees giant hexagons*
Ohhhhhhhhhhh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# 3 more degrees to the left
and you'll of seen the mysterious higgs boson :)

it looks either like a rude bit of anatomy or a sky scraper made of kittens.. dependign on your freudian mindset.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hmm
i'd imagine it's a composite higgs then. a single higgs looks more like a kitten made from skyscrapers.

or wait, is it the other way round?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# large arf
there was a bloke on the news yesterday who's real name was max hardon-true
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
Good morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# this gets my click going
click click click *said in the voice of terry thomas*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# that's not news! scientific research funding has been going down the gurgler for ages
is more money is spend on sport than science?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Why not combine the two?
I met someone the other day who was doing a degree in sports science.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# my old flat mate did..
he's now doing pschology. he appreciates the increase in women and there hotness.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top win!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# This scientist agrees...
...well, physics student
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# haha
top notch.
(I helped save b3ta! Hainesey, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I will be spanging myself wwithin an inch of my left afterwards!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# sorry mate
RIS
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Yeah this was my worry. Resizing took the detail out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# heh heh heh
nearly missed 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# You could have used threepenny bits!



but there were 80 of those to the pound, so the joke wouldn't have worked... comedy, eh!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# This is a local b3ta for local people.
We'll have no comedy here!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Thumb
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# hahahaha
... although... that's a toe masquerading as a thumb.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# It's
the top part of the thumb...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
#
What would he do with it? He hasn't got a mouth (Or an asshole)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# that's the rule of thumb
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# thumbs up to you
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] resistance is futile


Click for bigger (152KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Would






n't
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# she's looking tired, bless her
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Would..........But would HAVE to charge her.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I thought she was AC / DC....
Still would, but not without a surge protector though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Will there be an Um Bongo embargo?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Donk it in the congo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I like this
best
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Is that the Skugosaur's retarded cousin?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I'd like to think so
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Hahaha
NMPH!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# i for one am glad that humposaur is on our side
im also bored and don't want to study. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# :(
Just think of Humposaur trashing downtown Tokyo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# lol
"HUMPZIRRAAAAAAAA, and HUMPZUUUUKKKIIIIII!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# It looks like a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
#

I'm off out. Have fun.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I was going to tell you to fuck off
but then I found out it was Fanj
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# morning mr goldenfanjita
flickr ?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# You quite literally make my ribs burst asunder with your wit goldenfanjita
I marvel at your excellence
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# i'm heading out for some beers in a short while
not long left
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Good for you
remember the car keys :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# we could be gearing up for 'fun times' on b3ta today :)
when ghostie pops up
Hang on, *scrolls down* - I'm well behind the times today, he's already here?
Where's the internet fighting? where's the bitching? I have tickets godammit
morning fanj'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# ok then
*handbags*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I dont think they need
permission.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] someone to lead us, someone to follow....
(clut, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# *Feels safer*
What a lovely big brother to have
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# bb doubleplusgood
until thoughtcrime
(clut, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Ah, thoughtcrime
I can suddenly feel my eyelids
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# keep them that way
.
(clut, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I am increasingly aware of the weight of my eyelids as I browse internet forums
more importantly, do I buy this baby today: www.the-digital-picture.com/Reviews/Canon-EF-300mm-f-2.8-L-IS-USM-Lens-Review.aspx ?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# didn't big brother have a moustache in the book?
i liek osama
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Good use of Bowie tho'
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Is this sort of thing still frowned upon?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Not on the the talk board.
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# What sort of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# stealing people's accounts when they change their name
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Ahhh
Why I don't change my name.. is that Ghosty then^

OR AN IMPOSTOR!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# i have taken measures to prevent this happening
3 of them.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# This is the first thing I see this morning?
*head in hands*

edit: hang on, this is a spoof! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# ning TGA
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# 'ning you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# ningles ghostie
lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# not at all
i for one am sick to death of seeing this forum defiled by puerile and often offensive images.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# seconded
if they're funny then its alrght
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# that's hillarious fanj
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I'm all confuzzled!
Wasn't it Riverghost who posted this a moment ago? How come it's now GoldenFanjita??

What's going on????
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Meet Newbie
Hey

If you're looking for a pal to spend time online - check my profile - [url=http://thinklike.co.uk]http://www.thinklike.co.uk/?user=218[/url]

thank you. and enjoy this place ;)

MODEDIT: 0 to banned in 1 post. Yay!
MODEDIT2: This is a spambot - of course we're banning it. FFS.
(LolipoplessQueen, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# You've got shit all around your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# ^ Tosser
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# THIS IS NO WAY TO CONDUCT A BUSINESS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I wonder what would happen if spambots actually did read frequently asked questions
Would we still want to hate them?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# More importantly
Do spambots dream of electric shite?
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# You could have a machine-readable 'contract' for bots.
That would set out what was allowed (in fact, almost nothing, so it might be a little pointless (but you could have a section of the site - the "bot pen" where they could peddle their wares)) and what wasn't allowed (almost everything, but including posting in new threads).
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# you can have my lolly pop.
are spammers now banned? more of this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# i like you
will you be my friend?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Spam spam spam spam
SPAMMETY SPAM!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Another surefire FP from Happytoast!
Oh no, wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# weeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# fuck off and die

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# why the fuck are we banning people on the evidence of one post?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Why not
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# they might be amusing
and now they will have to wait a whole week to try again
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# If that's an attempt at humor they can fuck off
Woo the Mod
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# yes it does seem a bit harsh
edit : it no longer seems a bit harsh
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Firm but firm
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I blame the parents.
Lets make it a pea roast thread!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Well there's
Egg and bacon, err, egg, sausage and bacon...
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)

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