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# .
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# You're as mad as one of them :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# plastic box?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# a twitch?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# an egg?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# a twitching egg on jelly stilts?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# mmmmmmm jelly stilts
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# but does the twitch wobble the jelly
or is the jelly wobble making it twitch.

conundrums!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# RHINOS ON MOTHERFUCKING SPACEHOPPERS!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# that is just a step to far
what madness!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# that madness just over there
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# FOOOORG!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Awwww. It's lonely.


Click for 245k seaminess.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# ARGH KILL THE FUCKER
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# But it looks so sad
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I'd be sad if I was ginger
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# And shipwrecked
without so much as a bottle of hair dye.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Or a noose
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Plenty of rocks to smash your head against
but, somehow, there still seems to be enough to make you want to keep clutching to life.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Like the ability to play with your own boobs
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# This would certainly keep me entertained
for a few decades.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Minge = Century
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# with a horses face which is melting
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I'm a ginger
and let me state for the record my smile is a façade.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# ^ this
i'm not very ginger but it's enough that i've never cracked an honest smile or laughed an innocent laugh in my life. there's black, rotting ruin where my soul should be.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# it is a disease that effects us all
just one roague gingery hair in a beard, armpit, pubis or eyebrow is enough to spell your eternal damnation. my eyebrows mock me with their browness remindign me of all that i could of been if this curse wasn't recessed onto me.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Yeah
Especially as my eyebrows are thick. And my beard is gingery than my hair.

Damned recessive parents.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# a small tip
to help prevent you're childs ginger anguish.. go asian.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# damn straight
i've always like asian girls anyway. i think i'll go for jobs in japan. tall gingers will be something of a novelty to them.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# who is he?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Ron Howard
and Elisha Cuthbert
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# ta!
richie cunningham i know and i saw american graffiti at least 20 years ago but the rest is beyond me.
he doesn't look at all well.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# He looks old
and bald. And not as wealthy as he actually is.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# voice over and producer
on arrested development. best tv show for a long while.. unsuprisingly cancelled after 3 seasons.. fucking fox.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Hahahah is that ives' mum?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# No comment
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Ron Howard looks like Chuck Norris :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# still looks better then his brother Clint
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Would
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# come
to daddy
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# What kind of colour matching algorithm do you use?
/ac
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# errr

edit: what happened there? i was saying that i use the colour pick tool to get the details on patches that should be about the same colour, then play with the curves to get them aligned. but something odd happened. anyway, that's basically what i do.

sometimes it still bleaches so i shift the curve back slightly.

do this for a highlight, mid-tone and if necessary something in shadow and it matches fairly well.

it works best if there's actually grey on both surfaces; greys are always pretty much neutral, so you should have something like rgb=134,133,136 for a patch of grey. here i used skin that was almost bleached out and mid-toned.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# well-played!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# what,
the pre- or post vague-sense-making part...? :)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Haha
Linear Dodge
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# colour matching when mildly colour-blind
is actually not that easy...
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Good evening
I present you the Lesser Roseate Sporkbill

source pic by me
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# anything spork is win
there's graphs and equations to prove it.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I'm not sure I've seen those graphs
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# that giraffe is clearly a kat
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# You have been misinformed.
Cats and giraffes are obviously from the same subspecies
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)
# what about turkeyham?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# turkeyham is evil and should never be made
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# oh no no no
cook it on pizza mmmm!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# no no no no
it is evil
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Ham of the nazis
FACT
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# really?
pics or it didn't happen
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# touch it!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# mmmm gammon
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
#


EDIT: i just gone did a QOTW suggestion...
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# number 8 has fallen over
"we need a bigger infinity"
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# ALEPH 16
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You loon :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# shitting fuck spurs won 2 - 1
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Yeah I know :(
Fucking spurs!

But, LOLARSENAL!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# yes indeed :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# here ya go fella, Her Mag in her regal finery.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
holy shit ;)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# would
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Oh my lord!
Ha ha ha!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i rather like this one
that palin woman's got nothing on liz, she da bomb.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:22, archived)
# You fucking knows it!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Oh wow
That looks way better like that!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# ha ha
me likes
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I like it
although with the spork that way round it'll only manage to shove things onto its chest.

And to carry on the bird theme I'm going to put this here because it's not worth a new thread.

(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# would
if she wouldn't peck my eyes out
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# She's very gentle natured
A bit noisy in the sack though.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Swans can fuck right off

GEESE POWER
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# RACIST
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Damn right.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)
# So long as you're honest about it
Personally I don't see the attraction in geese. I mean sure, they're fun, but it's always so embarrassing the morning after.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# i'm drawn to the knees
what is wrong with them? (or is it just me with freaky knee caps?)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Looks like there's things oozing in there
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# cor check out the flappers on that
TJ : anyone know another way of stopping my nose running... (the other way is stuffing a corner of my handkerchief up each nostril - 4 nostrils? ...no two spare)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Make it run out of snot
by eating lots of mustard/hot sauce/steamy things

on CHEESE
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)
# my intestines do not like cheese :(
i eat nothing but hot spicey things, steam from my tea has burnt my nostrils and now they're all red :(
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Meh
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# meh meh meh meh meh!
so la do dah wot sit thingy do dah ray bah bay me me me me me la! see i can sing - just not in time or in tune with the music :)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# wish mine was running
my nose is blocked up and it is making me feel like crap
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# i'm just recovering from a 3 and 1/2 week long chest infection
i can't walk down 14 steps without stopping to breathe... last time i got it i went to the dr and he said "if it gets any worse call an ambulance" ...now thats confidence for you!
so i don't bother going to the drs for it now... useless twunts... immune system just takes a little longer to kick in
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# my immune system goes all nutty
got a cold that is going about, but it just doesn't want to come on to a full blown cold. If it doesn't I will end up with a sinus infection, as I always do :(
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# i don't normally get a runny nose / sore throat
i don't think i've caught a cold anyone else has, or one that is going around!
When the weather changes my lungs stop working and i can't breathe - apparently its a form of asthma according to my doctor... personally i think its a pile of bollocks but the inhalers do make me very light headed and very rarely actually help my breathing (shows how often i use them - the one from 2002 that went past its use by date in 2005 just ran out)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Seems to be trying to come out of my ears
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# sinus douche
mix 1 tsp salt with pint warm water, and suck up thru nose, let it run thru your mouth

clears it all out, not nice to do but works

/ENT surgeon mode off
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# thank you Boff
I've been blowing my nose in warm water to prevent soreness (held in my hands over the sink) not a pretty site sight but it sure helps!
i'll try that when i've ran out of snot rags to blow my nose on :D (used equivalent of about 2 whole toilet rolls so far today)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# superb
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# See i was right on the chuff depth minus titillation
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)
# ...*stops blowing up balloons*
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Ouch, that's a little too deep
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Jammy sod - where did you get to take that?
And woo!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Costa Rica
/ac

;)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# how much is a rica then?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# a lotta
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# other end of the camera i'd imagine
:)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# oof!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Goatse?


Click for bigger (221KB)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Is that shopped?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# If it is...
I didn't do it!
Pulled it straight from...
mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Ah, I see....
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# you should know the faq mate
:(
FAQ
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I'd LOVE to know exactly what I did wrong.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Could've at least ringed it
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)
# hold on a second?
is this a picture you found on the internet?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Oh, it's fairly common, I believe.
I once found two different pictures on the internet, IN ONE DAY!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)
# no way man
no way! your a liar! thats just not possible, we don't yet have the technology! ha ha ha
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] i'd like to thank Bruce Forsyth for lending me this joke

he didn't get a laugh either.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Pfft!
But sadly bindun ;)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# impossible
it was from his new act tonight, you telling me forsyth uses old material?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# LOL!
Something I have learnt, if you are stealing jokes from an 80 year old man, they are either bindun or really very bad :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# well i was sat watching strictly
i'm in love with the girl from s club seven btw,
he did the gag, it stuck with me and i had to exorcise it.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Well it is a good gag,
and you have done it extremely well :D

Rachel Stevens is the hottest woman in the world with webbed toes! FACT!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
# which girl from s club 7
I've walked past hannah speritt.. however her last name is spelt.

she ='s tiny small.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:58, archived)
# O'dear
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# one last dance...

...and then i'm off.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Yay for Domo :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# All I can imagine is Domo jumping off a diving board and floating back again
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# you sexy dancer
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# An Idiot's Guide to our Solar System....


Pluto is miserable because he isn't even a planet anymore :(

Also, the jug is to make it Safe for Work for you all!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# who de moon?
hahahaha, it is good

woo
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Why thank you kind sir :D
It is Jane Leeves, who played Daphne Moon in Frasier :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# there's only one moon...
...and that's keith moon!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Ah shit!
I am a right tard!

I would have thought of him if it weren't for the fact that I am actually watching Frasier and that was where I got the idea :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Which of the many?:P
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# hahahaha
i don't like only having 8 planets we should make the planetoids panets too
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# As far as I am concerned, Pluto will always be a planet!
Fuck you Astronomers and your SCIENCE!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# goatsee was the first thing that came to mind wasn't it...
lol.. I know it was when i thought about it.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I am actually please to say no :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# With this clever picture you are spoiling us
I like this a lot, and have clicked.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Pfft!
Yeah, as if!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# QUEEN RAZOR EARTH WOMAN CHOCOLATE PHIL SEGA MUG STATUE DOG
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Our survey says....
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# *booooooiiiiiing*
"Flange"
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Is it things that look like Liver?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# earth sucks...
...fuck earth!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I know,
it is only with these new Hi-Def pics that we actually realise how shit we really are :(
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Yays
And woo to Planet Never Mind the Buzzcocks host!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Well it was really pure luck that the biggest
planet in the Solar System happened to have a similar name ;)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:21, archived)
# What?
Bill Bailey?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Oh you are a card Ghosty ;)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)
# No a 'tard:P
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Damn this dyslexia....
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Naa
I have then on ignore:P
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Oh really?
Well he has just posted possibly the greatest pic ever up top!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Yeah I put 'em on and took 'em off repeatedly
troll in my books.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Oh undoubtedly.
Although, he has been posting images that are less big recently.

(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Coulda used dirt (earth) as representative
But that would have been confusing the depiction of the actual earth serves as an anchor which makes your picture a success. Hooray!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Well the way I figured it,
even the most idiotic person in the world (Sarah Palin), knows what the earth is :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I believe the technical term
is "God's Earth"
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
# You are too right!
Or Dawkins' Earth for the atheists among us....
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Blasphemy!
You mean the man with the white beard.
Darwin.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Well maybe,
but wouldn't that get confusing if God and the Atheist God looked the same?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)
# It would be awkward as they met over dip.
Probably a bit like when the Marx Brothers met over duck soup.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Having now looked at this properly, this is ace.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Well duh ;)
Cheers geezer!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# I like this.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Ta mate :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# haha are you saying phil jupitas is a gas GIANT?
*
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:32, archived)
# no he's a fat smug unfunny cunt
*dons flame proof wellington boots*
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Phill Jupitus is very funny!
You are obviously just not clever enough to get his humour ;D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# yus i are stuppid
stuppid liek a focks!!1!!!1111 ahahaha oneoneoneoenoe!111212323111
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# ROFL!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Nah,
Just a fat bastard :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# haha super stuff mr whoop!
/click
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Why thank you :D
2 clicks? I think that must be a record for me :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I do not see how this fits....
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# this is simply amazing!
whoop! whoop! *clicks* :D
(, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] yummy! Pearoast
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
:P
CFH
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
# i think it's more pearoasting in new thread
than 10kb's

(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)
# click the link...
and i do hate reposting
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# lol
hover is enough for me :P

i love gekkos though and I would be straight there.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# heh heh...
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:17, archived)
# :D!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Ha!
It is within filesize n00b!

Read the FAQ ;)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Erm
I think it is the pea that is the problem?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Oh yeah I know,
but AL said it was 10k over :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# PEAROASTING IS SHIT AND YOU SHOULD DIE!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# It's usually fine as long as it isn't in a new thread.
/just reposted a picture.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I can see you're angry.
What exactly is oasting?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# chill!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# the 50ft womens chuff would be 3' 8" deep
if she used to be 5' 1" high
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Please show your workings
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# maths stuff, numbers, symbols
there you go
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:09, archived)
# i liek the fact you've done it from 5 foot 1..
surely the working would of been easier from 5 foot as it's multiplied by 10.. or did you only have the average chuff size of said height...

which would of been a fun survey..

"Excuse me, are you 5 foot 1 perchance?"

"Err.. yes?"

"Capital! Do you mind laying own while i shove this ruler into you, much obliged."
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:12, archived)
# 5 1 is about average hight for a women
and the deepest a chuff can be (with out titillation) is about 4 inches
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I dispute those numbers.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I dispute those numbers.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Average "depth" is 6 or 7".
50 feet is 600 inches.
Taking the average woman to be 5'6" (66 inches), the 50' woman is 9.1 times larger than the average woman.
6.5inches times 9.1 is 59.15 inches or 5 feet(rounded up).
So her chuff would be 5 foot deep.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Okay, I am with you on the height
but you are sorely wrong about vag depth.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I heartily concur :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)
# well at least now we know where to setup base camp.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:06, archived)
#
win fail
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:11, archived)
# hahahah
harsh, but epic
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:13, archived)
# i'll never do it again!...
...Jeeeeeeeze!... *fears*
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
# It is Bear time

Everybody get bears!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Is it still raining?!:P
woo
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:55, archived)
# more then likely
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# ...looks outside...
...hmm.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Bears?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Hmm, I could probably have resized that.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# He 'loves' his boy does he?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Yes.
*face of innocence*
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Ah
/New lips blog:)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# that is lovely :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I am going have to post the story so far at some point.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:04, archived)
# this
i would be interested in :)

i like me some reckoning.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# YES.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:59, archived)
# win
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] mccain licks bush...
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# have they shrunk or hitler grown
or was he always that size and just looked smaller on tv?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# that's just a picture in the background...
...at the white house.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# george looks non plussed.
I suppose after a few millenia of getting saliva-ed one tends to get jaded.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:51, archived)
# he knows mccain likes licking bush...
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Ah so Bush hangs to the left:P
God how sad. I went looking for a source image and got sidetracked by Northern Exposure fan sites!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:50, archived)
# so whas that..
fans of chest flashing?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I think ther's many more sites for that sorta thing.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)
# NakedInYorkshire.com
:D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:01, archived)
# That's coz clothes haven't been invented ther yet.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Angelina's latest adoption
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Pfft
I'd rather be that than president
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:28, archived)
# To not be breastfed
would be a great disapointment, though.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# there once was a man named oedipus rex
you may of heard of his odd complex
nis name is listed in Freud's Index
coz he loved his mother. *link to a song not to incest pron.*


*honest*
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# i could handle it if it was Angelina tho
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Aww he's a cutie and with such a nice matching
handbag he's sure to not grow up with issues.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# The lucky sod
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:36, archived)
# oh, that reminds me, I took a stupid photo today
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:43, archived)
# there's no stupid photos
just stupid photographers.

:P
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:45, archived)
# that's true, your pictures are great
:)

edit: internet being poo, can't upload

I'll save it for some other time :)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)
# *sits, waits*
*checks watch*

*has no watch*

*checks to make sure*

*nope, still nto there.*

alhough this reminds me of fun i had as a watchless kid when asked the time I would check my my wrist and announce "A freckle past a hair." good times.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] "We're gonna need a bigger vote!"
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Ahahahah this is immense
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:54, archived)
# fishy fishy fishy woo where oh where can my fishy be
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# This is win.
I'll swap for my paltry offering:

(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I would love it if she really called him Barry
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Or Bazza.
Or even Baz.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# heh heh barackuda
*applauds*
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:48, archived)
# hahaha, fantastic
and from the greatest film ever made, too
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Some Shoppages....


(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] YAY !! LOLITICS

subtitled: blatant subversive pea intended to confuzzle the dumb masses
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I thought she was an elephant
have I got it the wrong way round?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:28, archived)
# a few more pies will help her
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# no, you are correct, she is on the elephant team
hence the subversion
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Bloody hell!
WOULD!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)
# nothing like a real women with curves
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# real women with curves on stilts
rool
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
stilts
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)
# hmmm, curvy stilts
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)
# mmmmm, curvy stilt ladies
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:37, archived)
# This is why I never leave my wardrobe open
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Jeeezuz
I feel 4 again
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# D:
thats quite creepy
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhh
this is scarier than the post below
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# WAAAAAAAH!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# thes are both woo :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# normal service is resumed, god save the queen.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely done!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# i tried to just face swap
but her 80 year old neck was having none of it
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Pfft!
Details like that would never stop me :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# i'll do it for you later, after strictly
only needs a couple of tweaks.

as this has not been deemed nsfw i'll be off for now.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)
# have you downloaded the file? :)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Just have, but I will have to listen to it later
as I have to head out in a minute :D

Cheers fella.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# oks
let me know if it doesn't work
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Ah bollocks to it.
I am listening now :D

Very nice!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)
# they come from some where near Swindon
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Aye. Hereford according to BBC Music.
They are very nice!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# bag please!...
...i need a bag!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)
# There's clearly one posted in that image.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# That's not right!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# source of the topless lady please
woo
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# would not.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# pants and bras
www.pandoraschoice.com/index.asp

all of the images are hidden behind a thousand gifs
www.mobe.de/firefox/backgroundsaver/
copy them from page info.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# i just like that pin-up girl look
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# here you go
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Aaaaahhh
Please stick to Sarah Palin
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Well I like it (:
capitol knockers
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Now you've got to avoid tunnels in Paris.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] it's a sea of holes alright!...
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# When?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Where?...
...
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Why?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Whow...
...?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Ponderson?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Pinkerton...
...?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Rintorantarr?
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Broncoburger...
...Mmmmmm!... :)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# i see holes and a whore
edit: my coffee tastes like pizza
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Nothing out of the usual then:P
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# can't have whores with out holes
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Holy Whores Batman...
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# arghhh
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)
# fish and women don't mix...
...:P
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# from the look of her, i'm guessing there might be a cock attached
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I was thinking 'trap' also :P
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Disney 2: This time it is Epiphany's fault!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# yay
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# is he gonna cook it himself?...
...i don't think so.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# This confuses me :D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# this amuses me...
...:D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Fail
That is all
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# gosh
that is so original! /sarcasm
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# YOU DID NOT DO THIS
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# its funny becuse its not yours
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# how do you know that that isn't their face in that pic
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# becuase its my face
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# HIS FACE!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)
# FFS
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# If only we could invent a time machine and go back and undo your last 46 posts!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# can i use your skate(board)?...
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Yes but at least she managed to find one that the Karma Sutra missed out!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# she's suprisingly sexy
for a girl falling off a skateboard
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# i would...
...ease her pain.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# personally, I'd like to give her
a euphemism

:D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Out of ten?
I'd give her one.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I'd give her one
in fact i'd give her a double entendre

...and a manage à trois


...and some fourplay
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Actually,
I'd say America is in deep shit right now, even more so if they vote for McCain/Palin
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# in 2012, it'll be president palin
BE * A * FRAID

:D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# stealing other peoples images isn't nice
:(
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Maybe he owns www.ezorim.com.
Maybe not.
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:45, archived)
# dunno man
let's just assume the worst and have us a traditional burning!

if we've got it wrong we can all be like "oh man, I didn't know, it's sad" then have beer

:D
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Ban the thief
and cheers!
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)

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