(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:56,
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erm ...
darn, all out of aeropuns for today.
You seem like an in-the-know kind of fellow - pray tell me: if I want buy a wacom (purely for doodling), is it ok to buy a 20 quid one or do I need to spend more to make me happy?
i need plenty of time before february, as my facial hair grows slower than glaciers move
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:07,
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Even I have beard envy
with K's beard!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:08,
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AWW teh cute
until the jealous chick pecks its' eyes out.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:03,
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Today I decided to have a go at these ATCs I've been hearing so much about.
(Artist trading cards -- artists make these 2.5" by 3.5" miniatures and then swap them with their artist mates. And presumably they play Top Trumps-style battles with them. I dunno. People seem to be going moist for them lately, though.) Couple of demons - an ice one and a fire one.
I wasn't sure if this was worth its own thread, but it seemed rude to jack someone else's thread with them. So feel free to jack this thread with things you want to post but don't really want to make a new thread for.
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:55,
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That'a quite a good idea
and your demons are always welcome miss. However, this is b3ta and you assume that any of us are artists and that we then have any friends to swap with ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:53,
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Pffft.
I don't really think I'm an artist. I do stuff which I think can technically be called art, but I don't feel that it is really.
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:45,
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you mean Conan
the popular barbarian.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:53,
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he wasn't conan in red sonja
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:01,
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(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:04,
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pardon, all i can see are boobs
woo
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:36,
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Sonja!
why do you keep giving me tape errors?
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:37,
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Jibbly-bibbly-bubbly boobs!
*ogles in a most distasteful manner*
(Chickenhawkis no longer Arkwright.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:39,
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big brown nipples...
...big brown nipples...
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:39,
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isn't that a boney-m song?
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:40,
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Bewbs!!!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:41,
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bewbees!
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:51,
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speaking of which, I attempted to torrent beastmaster 2
on the understanding that it is vigorously crap
but the torrent was borked
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:04,
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stop doing idiot things.
seek the advice of sensibles before you do stuff.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:11,
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bah!
if I took the advice of sensible people I'd be recently upon early retirement from an inordinately wealthy and successful career and investment portfolio.
:)
Hmm, shoes or food, which is better?
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:29,
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haha
what nonsense. Shoes. ( but only if they are Grenson's hand made )
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:58,
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quite so
:)
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 22:19,
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@__@...
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:31,
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and 2 extremely fast cars. I also have 2 fast motorbikes and a big old slow tractor of a bike.
My penis is not huge but I expect you'd not like me poking you in the eye with it. Just in case I get the opportunity I will stop washing it.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:39,
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it's better to tickle then tear
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:43,
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What tractor?
Harley?
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:47,
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aye
anniversary v-rod
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:49,
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V Nice toy
I've got a few old bikes, the tractor is a 1978 GS750B, a deathtrap.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:59,
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very nice.
my first foray onto the road ( and I know how ridiculous it sounds ) after passing my test on a restricted RD50 was on a GS900.
I'm not a bike nut but I like to collect things. Plus my sister works for the Ducati Corse world superbike team. My other two bikes are Dukes, I'm working on an invite to Troy's leaving party in Milan.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:08,
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Collecting
can get out of hand, I fix old bikes and ended up with a scrapyard of eleven various heaps, whilst riding around on a newish Thunderbird. Handy to have contacts like your sister.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:18,
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god bless you sir.
I think I'll like you. All I will say is 2008 M5, 2002 BNR34 Skyline M spec, 916 duke, 1000 black Hypermotard duke and my old hog.
I have a new Nissan coming in March,
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:27,
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No MZ125 then, heh.
A Hypermotard duke sounds interesting to ride. The Skyline would be fun just to park up near boy racers and humiliate.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:37,
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I had a
CZ250 which involves a very convoluted story that leads to me getting a BMW 650R . I'm sure you'd not be interested. Like you say, collecting can get out of hand. I'm a bit nutty for motors and I've gone way beyond sensible.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:54,
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why have you not wrapped at least one of these round a lamppost?
with non lethal consequences.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:57,
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Should I?
I did wrap a 1978 cortina E around a lampost.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:03,
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Nooooooooooooooooo...
...another classic sent to the car graveyard.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:23,
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Boy who needed to only finish fifth to win champion crown hat was pissing it in 5th, until other bloke took his position on penultimate lap. Bloke in front from the Ferengi camp was looking good except when bloke in 5th lost contact with his mental state and drove like Noddy. This allowed bloke in sixth to be fifth and win the big bottle of Bells.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:36,
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you forgot to say he is blick
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:39,
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I forgot to notice.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:40,
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ah, thanks
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:01,
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Mwaha ha ha ha ha!
I laughed like a loon. I felt very sorry for Massa as he's not done a thing wrong, but damn' glad for Hamilton. The pub in Bern was full of Ferrari supporters and they left within 0.4 miliseconds of Hamilton coming fifth. Fudging glory supporters...
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 22:11,
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There finished
Click for bigger (146KB)
not that happy with the background
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:15,
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There'll be trouble
*dons armour*
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:16,
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meh
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:21,
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steal one of mine ( backgrounds )
the rules are out the window ;)
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edit:// sorry, woo.
The only reason for posting the above non-images was because \I made them in painter. Then I realised that no-one would get the reason for me posting them. Good work fella.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:18,
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I love them. Give me a shout if I can do some rendering for fun.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:59,
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these arent mine per se
it's two different political cartoonists shopped together with stupid movie quotes. or did you mean my other stuff ? feel free to do whatever to anything i post, though, it's always fun to see things evolve
You obviously are aware that you should not do it or you would not make a piss-poor apology.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:19,
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thats nice
i likes it! :)
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:21,
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You take the internet very seriously, don't you?
(The Mock TurtIe™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:25,
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I'm ex army.
if we had no rules then we'd all be living in the same student stink as you.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:26,
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Uh-huh.
Well, you just carry on getting stressed out by pictures! I'm sure the internet appreciates your hard work.
(The Mock TurtIe™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:28,
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I like your new username.
Though I am dismayed to see that you have begun outsourcing British industry.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:29,
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me stressed?
you have me confused with somebody else.
I just enjoy pointing at cunts.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:32,
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Hahaha
I would love to introduce my mum to this place some distant day ;)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:42,
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She'd love me.
Mums do. I am absolutely the most charming fucker your mum could ever meet. Which is why I am the last person your daughter should ever meet ;) My capacity for thinking on the hop is amazing ;)
Edit:// good day at the office sir? I was impressed with your lenses. Made me fee inadequate with my 70-210 and 110-300 toys.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:47,
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I took 1499 roughly 4mb .jpgs
and didn't have to change the memory card; so tomorrow should be fun sorting through them, plus I had a 16gb card in my back pocket just in case
But yes, a lovely afternoon :)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:59,
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good job mate
I'm sure we will see a small amount of the fruits of your labour soon.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:14,
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no worries, it might reveal itself better on screen here that way.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:30,
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Hahahahahahahaha
love you man.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 20:31,
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Why?
Stencil for what? It's not going to be any kind of street art aid. It's not actually a stencil, it's rather some very poorly optimised shapes. It's very, very badly optimised showing artefacts.
Are you proud to take up front page real estate at the expense of those that make an effort?
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:12,
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perhaps
You dont get it?
when you look at a monitor you dont see the outside world, just the monitor, however now i say that you should notice evereything else.
perhaps you are right though that i should appeal to the wider audience.
I'm just not a pretentious cunt. I also happen to know that a stencil has to work on negative space, so that's 2 colours you lank-haired twat.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:18,
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you've never made a 2- or 3-layer stencil?
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:20,
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I've never made a stencil.
But in my comprehension of the world a 2 or 3 layer stencil would actually be 2 or 3 different stencils that you use to create an image with an overlay technique. Stencil, by the very definition is a positive and negative space. What you do with it is your own bollocks or Banksy shite.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:23,
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well, stencils are just templates - after you make one or two basic ones you inevitably begin to layer them.
the entire history of stencilling involves layers - think of it as you do photoshopping, where many images use different layers combined to make up a final image.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:27,
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Thanks.
A fucking 6th form art lesson. I obviously need that.
The image produced is not a stencil. We were talking stencils. I didn't even get around to the fact that his 'stencil' just won't work in real life.
It's just some pretentious bollocks to post on b3ta that anyone can do in 30 seconds.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:31,
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well, i wasn't sure if you'd reached 6th form.
the image s/he put up isn't as accomplished as what you can make - that's ok, we all start somewhere. since we are discussing stencils, i can see that it could easily work if you use layers, something that may not be as common in street art where you are, but is very often done here and almost always done in silk-screening.
if you don't like the technical ability shown in the pic, that's fine. if you don't like the message it's intended to convey, that's also fine. many of us get touchy here when we see the 'standards' of b3ta dropping too low, but jumping on everyone for putting up pics that don't please you is just mean - once in a while you have to try and be charitable by offering helpful tips or asking what the person posting is trying to accomplish.
i think you too often take your role as rude contrarian more seriously than necessary. yes, b3ta can have standards, but if they require that we rudely question the self-worth of others, perhaps those standards aren't worth much.
i say this as one of the people here who gets along with you but who dislikes the manner (and primarily the manner, not the content) of some of your interactions here.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 19:47,
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(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:32,
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no it's not.
it's a fine concept that started well. It has become crap with the introduction of silly characters with silly 'powers' that are leading to a generic 'good vs evil' stand off whenever they feel they can't string it out any longer.
No, you are correct. It is crap. I was enjoying it but series 3 has turned it into a silly kids comic.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:32,
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they just don't know how to finish it
same with lost, it will just go on, on and on until it gets cancelled
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:37,
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What's Fallout like?
I was going to buy it, but instead i've saved my money for the new call of duty, 4.5 or whatever it's called.
But i'm not an FPS fan and I've only just got outside the 'vault' so I guess the game is just starting. But it is beautiful to look at ( a bit annoying to play being dumbed down for the console jockeys ) I think it needs a decent system but having said that my low end rig is a dual core 5200 with an nvidia 8600gt 2gb and it's walking it on high settings medium resolution.
I'll tell more a bit later but I stopped to serve dinner and watch the grand prix.
But seriously. COD version whatever versus this? This.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:42,
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I'll heed your advice, but i'm much the opposite, i enjoy fps' more than any other game.
Ever since i played unreal tournament.
I've been watching the grand prix, it's edge of seat stuff right now.
edit: shite that ending was dramatic! Congratulations to Hamilton.