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[challenge entry] No photoshopping required...


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(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I beg to differ.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# nazi.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# bildarchiv perussischer kulturbesitz?

fail?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# MEIN ESEL IST TOT!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# no photoshopping required. whoopie do. I'll remember that before i think about spending 40minutes drawing a picture.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# You think they know what goes on her after over 5 years!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# nosterdamus knows.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Y'know that was kinda the point
I was like drawing a parallel between the Nazi party's newspaper and the Daily Mail, suggesting you didn't need to change the former to get the latter.

Next time I'll put a badly drawn cock in the middle of it...
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# So if I thought that clementines and satsumas were similar
then I should post a picture on her of one?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Typo makes it even funnier :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# On her?
You can put your oranges on whoever you like.
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# What great danger were the German folk saved from in the top middle story?
/nosy blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Yeah, it's an image challenge on b3ta. So no photoshopping required. We'll just enter stuff we find on the internets. Then we'll be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Rufen Sie mich ein Taxi, bitte an, oder ich verfehle meinen Flug
*vercliks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Sie sind ein Taxi
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *checks*
No I'm not. Or were you looking at that taxi over there?
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Oh yeah.
It was the black suit and the hat with the light up "taxi" sign on it which was confusing me.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Easy mistake to make.
I completely understand.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# You've Lost
The News!
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# ~_^
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# im about to eat a curry as well :D
pass me the bucket when you're done
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# hurry hurry hurry
buy my rice and curry
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Goes nicely with the Aloe Vera on the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# real men do wipe their arse with sandpaper
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# you sure? I did ask :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hehe
i'm kidding :D
for my opinion, everything is SFW.. but that's just me
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# that's cause you sit in a corner with walls behind you!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# not a corner.
but a wall behind me yes..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# wehahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# top draw stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ta.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Can't believe hasn't been done yet..


'S a bit crap, but there you have it.
/I didn't 'shop the snail, just lifted the image from good ol' GIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# nice play on words
have a click


*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Snail Mail
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# hehehe...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Heroes in a half-shell
TURTLE POWER!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# thanks a lot
I'm going to have that going around my head for a while now... I have to go for a serious meeting with grown ups in 20 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# When you're singing along and you get to the "TURTLE POWER" bit, shout it out at the top of your voice
They'll love that :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I'm already in danger of being
sectioned because I use the arm waving cry for help from Team America when I need to get someone's attention...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Get sectioned today
have the day off tomorrow. Long weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# nice snail action
it reminds me of the several headed cow in Bowes Museum (not the Queen Mother).

clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Lets hope they steal this one
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# nice of you to tag it for me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# ha ha ha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# ha ha!
Top tip - screen scrape the online version instead of using google images
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# ^I would certainly advocate this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# i hope you get into nuts
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# *dramatic crone-like cackle*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# *hides little dog*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# :)
Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# You make
an extremely valid point my good sir
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Excuse T.J. but.... Web Sheriff anniversary tomorrow!
b3ta.com/calendar/event/17322
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Nice one, sir.
What worries me is that I'm sure I've seen you pull the same face as that guy in the photo. And you have the same hat...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# From left to right...

Me, the girl at work, her boyfriend.
She doesn't even know!
(Virulent, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# The girl at work has no tits...
You are best rid of her...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# This
muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# her boyfriend is a swastica

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Forgot...
to put blood pouring off my wrists ;)
(Virulent, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# dont be forgetting your fringe
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# who can forget the fridge
it's full of delicious chilled things!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# she looks a bit sturdy and he looks gangly and limp
I think you could take him...

also -- awwwww; chin up
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# that he's gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Get over it ya big emo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# ..
"Hello luvvies. Today's story is about..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# i played this as liverpool lost last night
...


twas not a smart move in a pub full of scousers
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I once went into the rival pub from my old local
and put Saturday Night by Wigfield on five times in a row when I knew very well that the staff working didn't have access to the Jukebox controls:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# i top that by putting "shine on ou crazy diamond-live"* in a pub full of techno
:D

*13 minute version...it at first i was hated, and when it cicked in, everyone was soooo chilled it was unreal :-s


...actually, your story still wins.

the trumps are yous, sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hehehe not really
As everyone hates Wigfield even the people that have never heard of her!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I thought by looking at the filename it was going to be an actual story.
Not Romea and Juliet:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# /it also used to be the 'Our Tune' theme on the Simon bates show
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I know.
I used to listen to it in art class:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# lovely
brings back memories
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# the song always ended up being 'I can't live' by Harry Nilsson
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Herman loves Paul(ine)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# took me a minute there
i thought it was a hill with eyes
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# You'll never get her.
Not with ears that big!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# ha ha!
i found this comment amusing
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Why does he have two penisses as breasts...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Awwww stick figures in love

My advice: break their feets and have unprotected skullfuck sex with kittens in the middle of the road.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# gooooooooooooood advice!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# yeh yeh boo fucking hoo. I could fill the whole board with pics like this.
now...does anyone think that a cartoon person sitting on a toilet is nsfw?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# No
unless it involves anything "gaping" and/or "penetrating"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# nope.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Ok, you have clearence Clarence
what's your vector Victor?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# The zero vector in R^n SIR!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Roger Roger
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# During the war
I was over Ouver and you were under Dunn...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Sorry to hear that
aint life a complete cunt sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# That's really sad.
Here's some picks of hot single chicks I know.

Jane

Alison

Carol

Sharon

If any of them take your fancy, give me a call and I'll hook you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# They are certainly not my type
Although that Sharon is giving me the eye
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# She's well fit, is Sharon.
You should see her legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# All mouth and no trousers?
mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# oh get a fucking life.
if you actually want something to come of it then tell her, if she responds tell her to dump him. if you're too scared to do this, then don't whinge that she's not interested.

/doesnothavetimeforlovelornwhingingwhenlifeandlovearentthathardtomasterifyourjusthonestwithyourselfandtheobjectofyouraffectionblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# She thinks your big red ears are ugly
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I thought they were wings
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Only thing missing is Maddie...
(Siege learned it from a book on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# diana said that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# she just wants to be the prince of our hearts
and star in porno... that's all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Diana does Dover?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# so I heard
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# what? girls at public school?
pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# angelic? yeah right
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# people find it comforting to know that owls might no longer be endangered
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] We all know who the real Daily Mail editor is...


ALL HAIL THE GINGER FUHRER!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# SEAMS MAN!
youu ginger cunt ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# see you when you get back from the step...
/just joshing :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# what step?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# the nawty step for people what have bin nawty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I just made a pic of Rob's dad...
no worries
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Wogan?
just messing
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# oh man Rob's gonna kick your arse for that
and he's built too -- I saw him on TV the other night - he's in the German army or something like that... is Germany still allowed an army?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Yes, even after the war...America started arming up Germans. in west-Berlin.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of Jonathon Woss?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Oo that's nasty!:P
yay's installing Lith King.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# ooeooeooeoeoooe
WANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# don't forget you've got a bash to organise for next may
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Meh
I'll just get in a couple of loaves of bread and some jarred crab spread:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I'd do the job
I could do with earning some decent cash for once
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha
be interesting to see the headlines
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Jumping on the eco-bandwagon had not quite the success they expected


'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Dacre gives them all to his employees
/Dacre is renowned for calling everyone a c*nt in his morning editorial meetings,
affectionately known as the 'vagina monologues'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# :D
/Private Eye blog....


*pokes with stick* How do, fellah?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# very well thank you sir! - and you?
/cracking episode yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# The sad thing is....
....I actually thought you were joking until I looked it up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Top Stuff.
Pretty much sums it up.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# needs more
" and I think I'm better than you because of it..."

aside from that - bang on the money
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Mornin' Bootifal
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# The news always reports this story when i'm eating my tea
They're all so ugly, it really puts me off my food
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# i want to know
what happened to her eyes?

she looks like she gets permanently abused...

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# let's hope so
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# eye rape
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# It's a Northern thing
it comes from keeping coal in the bath and using thick crockery...

*runs for the "soft southern shite" bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# im northern!
and i do NOT look like an abuse victim!

its people like her that us give northerners a bad name

*drinks Newcastle brown ale, collects dole, punches Sharon Matthews in the face, dons flat-cap"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# At least The Scum chooses pretty blonde children to report on
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# you're nawty
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# But depressingly accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# yes
that too... and astute
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# All i'm saying
is that TV is for beautiful people only
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I beg to differ
I flick through the telly box and it's the most bland and depressingly unattractive people imaginable ... blurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# that was the fridge, not the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# oh yeah
... bloody cast from Eastenders in my bloody fridge again... I've told them!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# You're quite right
which is why my tv is used for watching DVDs, playing XBOX360 and watching Heroes/Have I got news for you/Topgear.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# \o/
I miss my seXboX sometimes...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# It's my sexbox
and her name's sorny

(Family Guy FTW)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Bernard Matthews turkeys where tasty
Sharon Matthews is not
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Chicken Drummers ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# twizzlers
sheerly?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I fancy Shannon Matthew's mum
Have this to say sorry for the above comment and because I'm a complete attention-whore:



CFB

From my picture here.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# *points*
Everyone look at the attention whore and judge him!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# ;-)

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] It's an outrage, I tell you!


Can be linked if enough people object...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHH-POP
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hahahaha
Suddenly, his head exploded in a fit of anger and hatred

EDIT: Try pressing escape to pause the explosion, tis very cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# HIS HEAD ASPOLDE
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Scanners rule!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Excellent! Quality work, sir
*clicks*

and if I may...?


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Winner!
Edited with my new gif

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# this wins prizes for good!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Ta, Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# only 60p?
I might have to rethink my political views.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Cheap at the price, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# WINNAR!
and ningles sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# and a good 'ning-a-ling to you, sir
all well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha
woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# scanner ftw
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# hehehe!
It's funny 'cos it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I'm right to worry
I feel comforted about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I object
Make it bigger!

that a woo for you
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Daily mail editor
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# fluff!!
i love him
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# that cat appears to have a piece of metal embedded in its skull
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I think it's the lid to teh scanner...
ningle chap; how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# not so shabby fella :)
hope you're well too
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# on the right side of good and no mistake.
I expect to see your most recent FP in NUTS or some such publication soon ... Gay Times, Wallpaper... Hounds and Hunting Monthly...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# it's part of the printer...but the (failed) textballoon fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# no wonder it works for the daily mail then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# RACIST KITTY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# that appears to be photocopying his/her arse
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# The Daily Mail editor is an infertile obese old naked man
who wobbles like jelly when he gets angry...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# but he's so photogenic..
img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_01/PaulDacreDM_468x579.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
he looks like the least hate filled person around - he looks like he wouldn't notice a thought or a feeling if it came up and kissed him hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Yey a SeamsCat


*edit* - ohhh its part of the printer - bugger :(
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# HAHA
/nelson
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Lemon Party
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# what a lovely party!
wow, aren't they close friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# so close
you wouldnt believe! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# sexually?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# i wouldnt
know ;) hides other party pics! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
#
lemon-orange-bannana-party.com

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# nice try :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# one question
why are they all naked?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# well who wouldnt be
all good parties end up nakedness! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# NSFW!!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# mwahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Aw, happy lemon!
15
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# can you psot 14 more times please
pretty please! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I CAN, I just won't ;)
Actually I have to disappear for a bit now to take little one for injections, so it'll be later anyway. I was just being a tease :P

Later peeps
14
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# later
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *groans*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *groins*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# FYI:
In american Vulcan Phalanx canon,
there's an electronic test called "PSOT 14"

/served too much time in the israeli navy
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Phalanx CIWS?
The one where the barrels last about 1 minute, and the whole gun is worn out after 5?

Cool bit of kit. Stopping missiles with an instant lead (or DU or whatever) headwind!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Are they going to suck and fuck each other's dicks later then?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# i do hope so
but how do you fuck a dick with another dick??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# No! He fucks his dick with his arse.
Well according to the interweb.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# some fruit
get all the luck! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# DOCKING!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Yay!
They don't look over-ripe enough to me!!
Woo!

www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/lemon_party.jpg

SFW, Just don't wanna see it
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# hehehe
thats ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# hooray for lemon!
He's having a better day than these chaps.

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# DO ME NEXT STEVE!
(one of my favourite FPs ever)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# lol
link? I kinda remember this one
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# sadly - I think it's gone for ever
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=23627

it isn't in Caro's profile and her talking food site has an apology and says she plans to start work on a new site -- in 2005
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# yay
thats ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Ah, I can see nothing amigo, because work blocks half the web
however, I just got this email that made me splutter tea everywhere:

...Presentation schedule, Friday 14 Nov, Education Department
TIME SUBJECT
13:30 Testing species diversity indices based on camera trap data
13:47 Evaluating camera traps as a monitoring tool for forest wildlife in Liberia
14:04 Analysing disease risk for the reintroduction of field crickets in the UK
14:21 Evaluating penguin foraging behaviour using tagging data
14:38 Developing monitoring methods for smelt in the Thames estuary
14:55 BREAK
15:25 Sex-based niche divergence and extinction risk birds
15:42 Marine mammal monitoring in the Thames
15:59 Opportunities and obstacles to implementing forest preservation through carbon-markets in Indonesia
16:16 Animal translocation as a conservation tool
16:33 END

The times on here are taking the piss, surely

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# try this
farm4.static.flickr.com/3157/3025129539_32c2a8fc8b_o.jpg

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Yay!
That's actually really rather lovely

Woo Jesse :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# :D
ta muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# haha!
This saturday I have an appointment at the doc's for a flu jab - at 9:37.

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# they want me to have one of them
but i dont like injections - well not ones with needles
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# they don't bother me too much
except for the ones the dentist jabs into the gum...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# i had one
right through the middle of my wisdom tooth - it fucking hurt - then she started cutting the gum away when it was still not numb!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# 15:42 A Whale in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# can I have a job plz. This makes me realise how bored I am
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# right - next party I have is going to be a naken party!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# woo
comes (to the party) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# what an ace party!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# yay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# How does Banana balance?
(Fluffster, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# internal gyroscope
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Dammit! too late for the fucking compo
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# qué?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# damn you!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# qué?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# qué?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# qué?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# qué?
16
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# qué?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# 4e?
ma?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8921806
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# yes. yes?
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# qué?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# qué?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# qué?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# queue
... ah fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# quo?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# quiche?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# qué?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I know nothing!
in a spanish accent
balls to peer pressure

i mean Que
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# That's an old photo of Brighton's West Pier...
/charred remains blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# key?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# quay?
damn you, peer pressure
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# 'kay?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# quack?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# OH FUCK YOU ALL
and FP me now!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# ^ *votes for this*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
#

previously..
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
would... glasses turn me on

I like these and this is one of your best yet. Woo Yay.

Ningles B3ta town...

also - where's Trelly - I need to engage her in conversation for al least 16 posts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# hehe it smutfs all kinds
... whatever smurfs your stoat ...
(etc, tm)
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# down there V
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Hehehe
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Hehehe
I'm prolly being thick but why are they purple?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Smurfette has some very potent STDs
*hopes for stats board*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# ... so they all have them
aside from the smurfosexuals
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I thought they might have been raiding the Gummi Bears
for all their Gummiberries.
.... stupidly.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# nope
STDs is the answer...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Only STD's have the answer.....
Meep meep moop moop
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# also - Smurfette makes them all walk around topless
and wearing tights
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Papa smurf's an old perv
and will give in to her every whim.
They need to flip reverse it!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# walk around bottom half naked
or make her walk around topless?

*electric boogaloos*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# *sigh* Don't you know anything?!
*secretly wondered the same thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# what colour are they supposed to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# toad colour
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# ... which toad?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Barry
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# isn't he more
sort of... fridge coloured?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Smurffellas!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# nawty smurfs
imprison them, I say.
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# they own the police
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# ahh what the hell
let's build them a palace then. and at night we sneak in and kill them all!!
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# HA! Brilliant
I watched The Godfather and Godfather 2 the other day (for the nth time).

I didnt bother watching Godfather 3 again.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


low quality due to increased nervousness of having a klansman on my screen at work...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# arf!
edit: i know the feeling of N so SFW sources on my work screen
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# factual!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# doh!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Ouch!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Hahaha
'ning Joe!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Indeed so, I was experiencing the same thing when I was going
to do 'Cracker Bread'...

/fill in your own punchline
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# First entry to make me laugh
*awaits buggery jokes*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Julie Moult is an idiot...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# *BIG CLICK*
17
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# BIG COCK
23cm

edit: btw 20k, should be really sassy! i count on you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I was going to say I can't be far off 13000, but oh well, my 14000 will probabably be next week.
you want me nude baby?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# i want you nude adult.
/not a paedo blog
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# who doesnt?
ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# australian women.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# hmmmm....ive never ACTUALLY met an aussie woman...
...are you sure they exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# they do.
...
i hope
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Aussie women want everyone nekkid.
...in my experience.
'nings!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# they are usually hot too!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# better than the irish?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# So they are
googled (NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# i was going to say the same this for the irish...
but look at the first result (nsfw other results)

EDIT: - i think its just the accent that arouses me...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Haha I like how you had to put "hot" in the search!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# They one's I met were....
*reminises*
Mmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# 'ning!
(blatant attempt to progress countdown)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# ningles sexy bits
how's everything going... how's the nipper?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Hahaha
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Hooray!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# nively done! :)
but i hate this compo :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Yeah
It is pretty childish. It could also damage the chance of peeps getting a settlement for their images.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# time to rebel:
I challenge you do photoshop a nerd playing wow on the back of an elephant...IN SPACE!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I don't need to
I can access your webcam:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# i don't play wow, im not a pansy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# But you do play computer games.
Bare in mind of you say yes you're a hypocrite.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# ...I don't play very many computer games at all.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# you just say wow in a pansy way?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Pfft.
I can smell a pulled compo comming on. Just as soon as the first lettter from the Mails legal team arrives in B3ta towers.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Yeah I was thinking this.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# HAHAHA
Oh you're not getting your kit off again are you trelly?

EDIT: Why does she use a laminate floor as a desk?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# She's an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Ooh...
...that was quick, here she goes...*click* there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# :D
You mad old bugger!

It's such a beautiful day here in sunny Norwich that my insides are all smiley.

What's it like in Not'nam?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Not bad sir...
...me tooth chipped last night so I'm orf to Radcliffe-On-Trent
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# *psst*
20%...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# nice one sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Bargains galore...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Great, I have tea coming out my nose
Oh crap, 20
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# make sure you catch it in the cup for future use!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
#


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I like the picture, but i dont understand :(
I feel like a right cock now
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# one lump or two?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Three, I think one is brain
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# What worries me is you weren't drinking any at the time!
'ningles how's the lil bundle of Trellis doing?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Good now, but she's got her jabs later
So not for long!


18
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# ah, you and your boxing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# There's some nice looking stuff on that cart...
Morning Ninj!

How's you?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Mornin Moley...
...fine sir and you. I'm just gonna pop upstairs and *click* your pic ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Here is a sad snail instead
Free Image Hosting
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

I also see no connection with that to the Daily Mail.

EDIT: Turn that frown updide down.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)
# hmmm?
it's under the size limit

it contains all things which cause teh fear to mail readers

where have I cocked up here?
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# No reposting in new threads, matey
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)
# reposting in a new thread?
You can hardly pin all those things on one newspaper!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)
# ahhhh
Ahh

reposting in a new thread, now it is clear

apologies all

*scrape, cower*
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Well you have had over 6 months to read it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Do you get a kick out of telling people off?
It would appear that way.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Not with the temperature, anyway
It is indeed, according to my thermometer, 50F (10C) outside at this very moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)
# \o/
snail yays!
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# updide?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# updidded indeedy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)
# That tree in the far right obviously depicts the Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:56, archived)
# that's a great picture of a kitten skateboarding. here's a similar one i made...
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 8:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# i like this pic
I think you have to be a bit stupid to appreciate it though :D
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha ha... did you mean to post one of these?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# you'll be using that a lot this week
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# I wish I knew more about the daily mail so i could take the piss out of it
damn these insensitively nationalistic image challenges on what is supposed to be an international network

i seem to be pissed off today. I am running out of beer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Imagine "Today Tonight" in newspaper form
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# oh you mean worse than the daily telegraph? oh fuck...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# i wish we had a diffrent compo
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# me too, although I am working on my first compo entry for ages.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] No, he meant to post this one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Copy Cat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# pffft


Mine's years old
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Is that why it looks so shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
#
yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# no pearosts in new threads. not now not next week not ever.
no pearosts in new threads. not now not next week not ever.

it's about time people started to get stepped for this.

where the hell is the picture anyway?

EDIT: nicely fixed with sad snail, sorry for getting grumpy but I am running out of booze at an alarming rate. :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# er, I see no image, pearoast or otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Yes it seams to have disappeared.
'ningles Mr. teh Ollis.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# good ning mr er, Ghost
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# *runs off to deed pole*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# *sob*
I removed it to hopefully bring back anyone my fuckup pushed off teh bottom of the page.

I am off to reread the FAQ and pray for forgiveness.

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# replace it with something new quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# it's a thread so it has pushed someones hard work off the board
go draw a cdc on a kitten and we'll all forgive you
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Once you've messed up you've got to sweat it out
pop the image back at least :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# The board only allows 15 threads at a time
So it doesn't matter how big your image is (that's what she said)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# It's ok
most of the people that go around talking about "rules" don't deserve your respect anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# only gronkpan deserves your respect.
and everyones respect. until proven wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] pea thread you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# ha! I saw that! ;)
did you poo yourself a little bit? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# sshhhh... you saw nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# I saw that!!!
/complete lie blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# It's "its", not "it's"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Where is your image then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# It behiiiiind yoooooou!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# EEEEP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Ooooooh no it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# It's a sad snail now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)

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