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[challenge entry] Apologies for not reading before

So here's a Coldplay album made from a DS and an agar plate with bacteria growing on it.
(Phase3Profit pees too much, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# This is much more like it
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha,
great use of bacteria there sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# cheers
:)
(Phase3Profit pees too much, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# B3ta needs more agar!
I always wanted to write a musical about scientists. Just so I could use the lyrics:
We are the agar.
We are below par.
We need a research grant.
To help us on our way.
(in the tune of we're in the money).
But I'm sure everyone thinks that.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# send it to Ben Elton
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# He'd only nick it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# No no no
He'll nick it if you don't send it to him.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Gaaah! How will he know?! How will he know?!
He's in my head!!!
*paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# the could be a great scene
where they all go to America for a conference and fail to have sex with each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha you're kidding right?
I remember the scientists when I was at uni were at it hammer and tongs. There are female geeks too after all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# The people who do science degrees
and the ones who go on to be actual scientists are not the same.

That said, I used to be a scientist and got laid at sevral conferences.
But never in America.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# ah yes, touché
I have not had sex in america yet.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I am a scientist
and am deeply offended by this.

I went to a conference and had sex with someone. We don't keep in contact. Something about warts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# +3 for managing to show how geeky you are, not with the choice of album, but with the materials.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Great work, sir.
There's a noticeable lack of agar on the boards if you ask me. Especially considering the bacteria on that there plate would make better music than coldplay, given half a chance.
(dialagranny, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok, so i shopped the album title in - sue me.
And yes, thats my figure.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# that's your figure?
do you model for JJ?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# if you can imagine a wee testes satchel tucked away there, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8954445
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Ver' sexy Andrew
:p
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I'm going to need a link to the original for this one
I'm afraid.

My knowledge of Stones album art is lacking.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# IT's the one they prove how devil mi care they are as they don't put the toilet seat down
and to top it all off they don't even have a lid!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Ahhh excellent
but -5 points for not having the guts to draw all over your bathroom wall :D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# toilet handle is on the wrong side
:)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] War of the Worlds!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Yays!
compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# done done done
like my last tunnocks wrapper :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# BUT YOUR NOT THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Tunnocks!
Deserves a click for that alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Needs more LAZORZ
Woo nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# This
creeps the hell out of me for some reason. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I went a bit silly doing these for a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# These are a bit good.
Are they yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Oi!
Cheeky sod...

You can have the crowning achievement of this pile now

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# a recent post, but relevant i feel
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Me likely.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# oh Brave Thunderchild!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# piccy
Looks like you've got the same telly as me.

Shit isn't it?
(beer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] whats the story


Click for bigger (162KB)
(addikt, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Another one too fucking thick to ready
Oi spakky, fuck off back to special school!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# belm
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# what are the compo guidelines?
don't use photoshop AT ALL or just don't take the original cover and shop it?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Quote:

Using just what you have about you, recreate your favourite album cover. Photoshopping album covers doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# hmm still a bit ambiguous i think but it does seem to suggest using bog rolls and sellotape rather than a pc at all
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# It doesn't really suggest.
It sorta shouts it in your ear.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# my computer is "about me"
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# tisk!
Everything has to be about you doesn't it!

*sobs*
#goes to stay my his mums*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# haha sorry, i'm just being awkward cos my knowledge of album covers is poor so i can't join in
*brings ghosty into my bosom*

edit - yay lunch, off to buy some more SSRIs to keep me sane for another month!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8954445
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# This is what I thought
and I suggested the sodding thing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahah
yes!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# pfft
Double points for actually going outside.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Most woo!
Great effort! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Had to google search that
but having done so..

That's bloody genuis.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# HaHaHaHa!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks*

superb.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# bollocks.
I was just about to go do the same thing.

Oh well...

woo, I suppose... ;D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I thought
I'd have to get it in quick :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# haha
great

I was just about to go and set fire to some action figures to recreate the wish you were here cover then I realised I have no camera :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Do it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# hehheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# HAH HAH HAH HAH
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# haha
Grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Ah, very good, sir!
Nice use of the mop for your album cover. Bonus points for the hazard 'jump'
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# everyone go home
we have a winner
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] >.< The Black Parade
Not my favourite album but it had to be done.

(Saiko, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)
# MCR sucks, The Black Parade sucks
Cocks.

But this picture is a win.
(Risuji travelled back to prevent his untimely death at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Yup.
Lol, don't get me started on the actual Black Parade song, I only liked two songs on that album. Good thing I didn't pay for it.
(Saiko, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:02, archived)
# THAT
is inspired.

Winna!
(magaski has been lactating since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Ha ha, brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# odel-tastic!
:P
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 23 Nov 2008, 7:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Nobody said "no computers involved", right?


Original here
.

(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# You have the side of a bed on your desk?!:P
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Haha
needs chunkier computer!

Good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# correct
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Sofa
so good.

(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# :D
ace
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Now this I like.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I don't know what's more annoying.
The fact that the compo is fucking shite, or the fact that no-one gets it.

I would guess at the former.

Edit: I like it, and everything, sorry. I just smell photoshop. Ignore me, I'm already having a bad snot-filled day.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# eh?
This one is perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I may be misunderstanding the methods of making it.
and for that, I apologise profusely to the OP. I'm not at my sharpest.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Now that's a clever one.
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Do you have a link to the original before I woo this, pls?
kthx

EDIT *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# here
anatomylesson.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/joy-division.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# sure
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Took me a second to decide the great, packet of noodles or cushion debate.
But much woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# is this a tshirt or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# It's my sofa
and one of the cushions that came with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# hint in the message
sofa cushion
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Impresssive
woo and click
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] It was laying on my desk so I scanned it. Do I win?

Yes it is a classic its Alison Goldfrapp with no clothes on FFS!

Edit: For the less mentally aware of you, this was of course an ironic pisstake on the compo.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# No
Go back to talkboard
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Ever wished you'd not suggested something?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Not really regret
I just wish there weren't so many gimptards that think that can post any old shite.
I think for some posting in b3ta is like getting your name in a paper or something.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# If i spent less time on b3ta.
I'd get my name in more papers.

/procastrination blog.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Did you lose this?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# He lost it in your mum
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# He couldn't afford the £5 for crack my Mum charges, it must have been my dog.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I am sorry
But I don't keep poultry of any sort. You may be mistaking for your dear mama's hobby when she's turning tricks for sailors.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Sir how dare you! I demand a bout of fisticuffs forthwith to prove my artistic mettle!
twunt
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# *sigh*
Someone go get the stepladder for him.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# O M G
You really don't get the joke do you, you're actually serious...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I cannot think of a way this is cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# That's just cheating
:P
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# While it may be within the letter of the compo law, I personally would like to see a little more inventiveness than this.
3/10
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Not recreated. Therefore; FAIL!
"Using just what you have about you, recreate your favourite album cover."

Also, it says: "your favourite album cover."
So is that only 1 entry per person?
Surely you can only have 1 favourite album?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# GoldFwap

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# you have to take it apart first, possibly cutting it into pieces
then recreate it using said pieces.

then you win!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# have you been snorting charlie off of that?
tut tut
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# £13.99!!!!!
more money than sense, you have
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# £13.99?
HMV saw you coming...
Edit: Gah! Mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# £13.99???!!!
insert scathing comment here
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Shocked and lame attempt at reply!
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# £13.99
Are you INSANE?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# No just over paid
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Felt Mountain
was their peak, i'm afraid
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] jilted
(addikt, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# again
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# and again and again and again
into the trees!

:(
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Is that your tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# READ THE FUCKING COMPO YOU DOZY TWATS
*breathes*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# it's a shit comp anyway
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Neil Young - Mirrorball
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I'm afraid I can't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Title in the pic
(Phase3Profit pees too much, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# and this
(Phase3Profit pees too much, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# These are just bloody shopped images
How is this different to the every day workings of this board?

Un-Compo this!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Listen to the lurker's righteous anger!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I thought this compo wouldn't go to badly.
I obviously completely under estimated the number of complete retards on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Never underestimate the number of complete retards
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Hey!
I just took that picture in the room next door to me.

How's that not in the spirit of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I think there have been so many bad entries already
that unless it's obviously done by you people are just assuming the worst.

Have a woo from me.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# *considers making compo post*
*logs back onto Death Knight*

*joys*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# whats death knight?
sounds great!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Barbarossa's law once more...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Nicely done
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Selective Colourisation practice


B3ta's Bob Todd likes the old burger.

Can you please advise on how I'd bring up that ketchup stain on her mouth without looking too fake?

Used GIMP to do this.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# In the theme of this week's challenge
print the picture out and smear ketchup all over it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I'm just waiting for someone like monty to do a compo entry with just an image of a girl
reasoning that he can post an image if her as a compo seeing it's Eddie Finger's missus and he know's he's had her on his desk:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Yes. Not remove the colour from it in the first place.
have the mouth stain and the burger deselected.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# That's the way I've done it
But it looks fake, despite it not being so.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Did you select just the sauce or did you include the skin area within the sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I believe so
I may add some artifical colour in there!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Shadow & highlight
Then drop the gamma/up the exposure a little, then make claws with your hands, hold them over your head and walk sideways down the office croaking "We are the lobster people, we are the lobster people."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
I find levers and pullies worth a treat too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# But
lobsters don't walk sideways...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Lobster PEOPLE
Keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Ah I see
thank you for the clarification.

insert zoidberg-esque "worp worp worp worp worp worp" here
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# You had this on your desk?
I know I know...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Is that
Francis Rossi in the background?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# ooh
doesn't the stain look good coloured?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] OINK
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# You keep pictures of battersea Power Station
at home?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Doesn't everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
#
I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# of all people, you must do!
your stock of photos must be mahusive :p
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I have the Tate Modern
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I don't but I have a picture of Isambard Kingdom Brunel
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Im no expert
but i would have to say this is shopped
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# The 'brief' says:
"Photoshopping album covers doesn't count."
It doesn't say you can't use Photoshop. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# ^^This to death
*links from profile
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# despite the spelling mistake, I'm still linking
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# haha
thank you sir...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Battersea is important:
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Yay!
Paris destroyed!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Where else? It had it coming....
It was a very slow afternoon at work that generated this.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# It's bloody lovely
and reminded me of this...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ohhhhhh, yes!
Great minds and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# this is
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# oink!
that'll be the compo then.

Interference patterns suggest this is a photograph of a monitor, which sounds ok to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# And the curvature.
the towers are out of alignment.

Honestly, I have met girls before.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Sorry and does not qualify for teh comp
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Rahhr!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Outside the box!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# No silly
White thread is subjagated for calling the others coloured.
dur!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# racist thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# YOu'll believe any old yarn!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I sense the shadow of puns is LOOMing over us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# surely
weave heard all these before
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# *scratches head*
Oh, I'm sorry... knits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha,
I was thinking about ways to do this. I shall think no longer! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# what might have m
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# ooh I like that
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# clickety click
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Very nice!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# woo
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# pfft, nice.
well done on finally getting your own compo suggestion. :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# My compo.
My rules.
Now get me a tea and a garibaldie STAT!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Shine on you crazy diamond!
nicely done...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Obviously I have semitransparant lettering on my desk
and they were in no way added using a well know alternative to gimp.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# win win win
all the way home!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Fecking love this...
*clicks*
(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# When I saw the title
I knew this'd be on here somewhere. Have a click for an epic album.

P.S. Your sig makes me doubly hopeful you will win.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# gah
beaten to it.. damn not being at the computer for a while..

very woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I had a pencil and some paper on my desk, but sadly no tallent :(


De-Ris
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Well I think it's good.
Might even make a good compo entry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Oooo you little ninja!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# thought i might fix it before anyone noticed
obviously not fast enough yet
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# :)
Also - I think your de-ris is wholly unnecessary...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# ^this
unless you are 12
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# well, just incase eh..
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# exactly
everyone knows who the monkees are
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# that is rather good
have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Effort!!
click
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Did you do that from memory?
extra wooness if so

Edit - stupid question, ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Hehehe
I thought about doing a shitter version of this with stick men.

B3tan to it, as usual. :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Well that's good that is
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# woo
very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# that's pretty fucking good !
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# that's reasonably well drawn
meanwhile it's looks like one particular b3tan has already been on an album cover
probably nsfw boob/moobage?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# No thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# So you had the talent shipped in from elsewhere then?
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(matisse, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# cor!
did you paint that on the bread yourself? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# you seem very good at spreading butter.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Recreating Album Covers
Using just what you have about you, recreate your favourite album cover. Photoshopping album covers doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# B-B-BREAD!
We make it and we take it home
B-B-BREAD!
Instead of crying, home!
OOOOH-WEEEEE-OOOOOHHHHHH
We keep it in the family!
We'll be right at HOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Look if it's a problem you can ask me to break down some of the longer words in the compo description.
I know that reading thing must be a really toughy with you having to breathe and all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# "description"
"know"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# HaHaHa!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Well obviously I was too busy doing very important things.
I'm an important person you know!
*shuffles paper*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry but I just had to!!!


Ultimate Fail?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Corporal pepper?

EDIT promoted! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Oopsy :-( Another stripe on the way!!!
EDIT:As you can see I failed art class spectaculary
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# hahah
the missing stripe is altogether perfect I think.

Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Non le pepper citroen de upsidedown!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
interesting take on things :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I will happily shag whoever
does Sgt Pepper with action figures.

I cant cos I haven't got any that are unboxed
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I had to scan it cos my phone won't send emails... fucking thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Dammit!
I'll wipe that off my whiteboard now then...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# I'm amaezed it hadn't already bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# speed is of the
essence in a compo like this :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Isn't it the opening entry by Frasier?
*confusled*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# oh, yeah
I thought was just meant to a blank canvas for us to fill with challengey goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# to be honest I'm struggling to think of anything else
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] you fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I still haven't used the miniture bobble hat on my desk yet. I love being messy:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# You gonna walk a mile for a Camel
or are you going to make like Mr Chesterfield and satisfy?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# THAT, is FUCKING ACE!!!
although you've used tattyshop........in your own compo.......which expressly states no tattyshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# And I did.
I just added the lettering on with it.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# ace
handy that you had those letters hanging around your desk as well...


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# And a small guitar.
The letter I'm glad finally got some use. They'd seemed pretty useless before.
Getting the guitar to stay there was the real trick:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# looks photoshopped
doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

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