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# Thanks to T.Hanks!


Must've been done to death?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *watches 2 girls 1 cup*
I know whut love is jenny
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
Run Forrest, don't watch it, RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# It's a great black comedy.
I think the irony went over much of the audience's heads - a bit like Withnail & I and Spinal Tap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
#
audience's americans'
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Anyone that thinks the Americans don't "do" irony haven't seen Seinfeld.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I never watched Seinfeld.
I was rather busy pushing rusty razor blades into my eyes, after having rubbed a bucket of fresh shit into them as an entree.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Don't fuck on the beach drunk...
you might never come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# danger sex
can't wait :o)
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# but Forrest didn't have a father
He's the one whole will bring balance to the force
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# He's the one whole will bring balance to the force?
Where does one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
dunno what happened there

damn darkness
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# COCK TUUUUUESDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Maybe
your leg had just grow?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# So gonna to get some stick for that...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# That was Gump, this is Grump
Very similar but parallel life!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# ah you see
Tom Hanks stopped acting after he did Gump so none of his films have been worth watching
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Life is like a box of midi-chlorians...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# :D
Like it.

To quote Tom Lehrer (again)

"Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends on what you put into it"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Jenny died of AIDS
you insensitive PRICK
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
JENNY GOT AIDS
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
JENNY GOT AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Are you Harfynn Teuport?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d9C5KHP5z0
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# LOLOL!
dirty bitch! I forgot about that. She was fit too!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# SHe was fucked by almost all the black panthers you saw in the movie
dirty milf hiv ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# she wasn't that hot
she just got her tits out

first time i saw that i was about 8, at a family friend's house for a barbie. my mum wouldn't let me watch batman returns, but would let me watch this. weird
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# dunno how old i was
:/

1981 go figure
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# probably older than me then
don't think it had been long out when i saw it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I would like to see a forrest of grumps myself . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Forrest Gump II: Forrest takes a dump
(and gets tested HIV positive)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# A plump dump . . . no doubt . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Jenny died of the bad AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# racial aids
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# from a blick dick
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# no shrimp jokes?
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# shrimp cocktail
fried shrimp
shrimp gumbo
shrimp n grits
shrimp etc
etc
etc
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# he changed his name to T.Hanks so he would look nice on any cheques he wrote
Thanks, Tom Hanks.....

Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# attempt at fake model photography (seeing as it's all the rage)


Cluck each for bugger

Reckon the one on the right is a bit more convincing

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Tilt Shift they call it
lookit here: flickr.com/groups/tilt-shift-fakes/
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Yep,
The right one deffo.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Yes
There's too much blur in the foreground on the one in the left
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# yeah and the middle ground (left) has a pretty confusing persective
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Recent Episode of Top Gear with the Ferrari/boat race
It looked like they were using tilt shift at some points while filming the Ferrari in the windy coastal roads... Anyone notice that too?

either that or my cataracts are playing up
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# (G)Ear Cataracts?
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# *hits on nose with rolled-up leaflet*
BAD grunty

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Ow!
*checks leaflet*

oooOOooo - Double Glazing, that looks interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# didnt see it but...
Top Gear use tons of filters, usually to make the sky look menacing and dark when they're reviewing a sports car
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Like it, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Oh, the method has been around for a while
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Airfix Hitler FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I tried one of those too . . . I think I missed something . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Please make it stop! I just fell off my chair. Twice.
Woo though. Very much so!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# the one on the right is win


(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# :)


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# i love this one
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# nice
though the top of the fountain and the lamp-posts should be unblurred really.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Yeah, I got that wrong on mine too
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Second one definitely
pearost
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# oooh!
The wires are a brilliant touch!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# You add genius little extra touches to yours! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# this is tilt shift
best example i have ever seen. love the emulated strings
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# thanks
I don't think it looks very model-like now I look at it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# The tracks for the aircraft look like scalextric tracks
Did you do something to make them that way, or was that the way it turned out?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# nope, I'm guessing you saw my scalextric one though?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# well i may strongly dissagree with your opinion
BUT BY GOD, I'LL FIGHT TO THE DEATH YOUR RIGHT TO HAVE IT!!
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# I can't apologise enough :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# *requires more apologies*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# *apologises to infinity and beyond*
Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# The incredible shrinking woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# That one took me a litter while to figure out . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Needs more hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*fires up photoshop again*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Needs more big Dorrit
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# WTD?
(What the Dickens?) Have a groan!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] "The cherry was divine and Rudolph enjoyed the carrots! - Mr A. Darling"
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# *makes mental note to leave a solitary cherry in a bowl for Santa this year*
;oD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# No wonder Santa is dashing . . . through the snow . . .
Nice haul !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Zombie Charles is comming to eat you!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrGGGGGGGGGhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# that's what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Yet his ears still live
and he had Brucie's chin.
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I do hope he likes meat balls !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# only with special sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I watched a documentary called "Zombie Alligators" the other day
It really wasn't as good as the title suggested.

Your pic, however, gives me teh fear.

in other news my Happy Toast zombie fairy is now on top of my work's Christmas tree. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# What's a zombie alligator?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# A bunch of alligators in a lake in America
get the shakes, lose the ability to hunt and start to swim upside down and then drown. These are zombie alligators. No mention of dying, coming back to life and eating other alligators. Hence the rather large anticlimax.

After years of research they surmised that old agricultural practices meant a fuck load of, now banned, chemicals were being washed into the lake, when promoted the growth of a type of algae that was suffocating the lake for normal fishies but some other fish thrived. This fish, when eaten by the alligators, greatly depleted the alligator's Thiamine levels which made them go all Altzheimers. Feed them some Thiamine and they all go back to perfect health. But this wasn't a great long term solution and the documentary kinda left it hanging as to whether they're dosing them up with Thiamine or letting nature take it's course.

See. Not as good as the title suggested.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Damn ...that's a fucking anti-climax indeed
When I read the title I thought of walking Alligators moving like zombies and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# It's just because their reactions were slower
that they were referred to as zombies.

Lazy labelling from scientist type people!

*petitions MP*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
#
scientist type people
channel 5 documentary makers.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# looks like....
Bruce Forsyth

0.0
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# "good brains, good brains!"
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# ahaha!
does he stagger around with his hands behind his back?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Losing identity
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# them identities
are slippery customers...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Expertly done
*emails home office with link to .gif - maybe if they have it in picture form they may finally understand teh fear the country has*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# That mad bitch is out of control.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# On the loose like going through a tin goose . . . she is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Can you hum George Clinton
Click for bigger (159KB)

I would make a neat anim if I had time. Sry lazy.
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# did you post it yet? it's too small to see
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# why dint it auto resize?
i used the beta uploader
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# b3tards isn't the same as the b3ta uploader
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
#
oh. thx.
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# In other news
I really want a levitating ladder! ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# *makes note on Christmas list for Barbs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# ^this!^
there's something slightly Escher-esque about Obama's ladder
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# what's beta?
I do not know this site?!
Shite happens. Nice mildly racist post.
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# that's a question i'm always asking
it's pronounced bee free tea aye and most definitely not beta.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# *steps back to take it all in*
*falls out of window*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha
*falls out of widow*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# bindun
www.youtube.com/watch?v=77rajWcysw0

Edit:

Ah, this is what I was looking for

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQUVp3dmN_c
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hence...
the title in subject
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I was looking for the Dolomite clip from Snoop's Da Game Is to Be Sold, Not to Be Told
and someone had already added it to an obama clip.

but I came across the clinton song, and I didn't spot it in the subject previously. I smell ninjas.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# here's an idea,
instead of desperately trying to get our attention with an oversized image, try and win us over by making it the right size. See which gets the best results.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# yes that was my intention
spot on. i meant to be a dick.
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# a lot of people on here do
apologies for the misconception, oh hold on, you haven't resized, maybe I'll wait with that apology :P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# five years
?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# second
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# We all need at least one thing we can succeed at.
Good to see you've found yours :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Or he can just get a leg tattoo!
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# HA HA HA... The black house,,,,,
I have never heard that joke - ever!

* This post contains lies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Because the president's residence is called the *WHITE* house...
but he's *BLACK*!

So he should, like, paint it BLACK!

or something?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# You are Jimmy Carr
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Shit
rumbled.

Time to get me and my massive face outta here!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# and take your ridiculous laugh with you as well
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# massively oversized racism eh?
*waves angry fist*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# massively over sensitive
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Is the new president
black or something? Is that it?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Is no one familiar with George Clinton's latter work
it's, ummm, incredible
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I like both Parliament
and Funkadelic, me. Maggot Brain ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# makes 2 of us...
Reference material:
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I can only think of a lyric somewhere in Dope Dogs
"paint the white house black like the president requested." Can't remember which track. Seems a bit obscure.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# ...
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=77rajWcysw0
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Oh ah
fair enough.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# just seems that
everyone here is getting a little touchy. Dint think it'd be necessary to explain the pop cult reference.
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Maybe if you'd put George
Clinton in there wearing a spangly jumpsuit it would have been more obvious. And oversized images get up people's noses here. Don't be put off - resizing the image would win you some brownie points.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Couldn't be.
It's called the "White House" after all!
Wait a minute, I've just had an idea for a picture ...
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# This doesn't deserve all this ^^^^^ board-nazi flamage, shurely?
Yes, it's a bit big (both image dimensions and filesize), but: die nerds explained that that was because of a b3tards/b3ta confusion.

And despite the flamage, he/she hasn't descended into abusiveness. And it was actually a shopped image with a joke... (and not a simple white/black lol bindun: see George Clinton, as die_nerds explains). We've seen a lot worse on previous Tuesdays.

die_nerds, if you're reading this, don't get put off. But yes, reading the FAQ will save you a lot of grief.

EDIT: and if you do resize, use the "Edit" button beneath your existing post (like I've just done here). Do NOT delete; do NOT post it again! Hope that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# thx
i read the faq but clicked the wrong link. thx for the nice
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# <a href="http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/24132/1228234665/obamapaintingsmall1.jpg"><img src="http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/24132/1228234665/thumb.obamapaintingsmall1.jpg"></a> <small>Click for bigger (159KB)</small>
edit & replace with that

Sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# my comeuppance
came too late. Edited, thx!
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)
# There you go!
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Yay! Sorted.
(And well done for keeping a cool head too).

re. insinuating you'd not read FAQ -- oops, my bad
re. nice -- you're welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Get you and yer
Aitch Tee Emm Ell 'n all
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# wait
i can edit the image after wards by removing the current image link and pasting in a new link to a smallified version?
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# exactly...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I like the gag.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# me too
and blindfolds ...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# 0_0
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# he can't paint for shit
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Just got this....
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
You are a topical genius ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# cheers
one does try :D
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Miming in english or french?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I don't see what the big deal is
I thought her attitude afterwards was more of a concern.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Britney spears in miming shocker
I don't get why people are giving her news coverage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# thinking went out of fashion a long time ago.
just buy it, and read about how fat her and her contemporaries are.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# or alternatively how they are starving themselves to stay thin
either, or.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# but remember that any woman without makeup, with a hint of sweat, with any kind of hair on their body, or wrinkles
is an abomination.

Meanwhile on page 5, how beautifully natural and young Helen Mirren looks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Where's mi boggin' sherry?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# scarier!
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *resists reposting*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# sorry
couldnt help myself
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Oh go on then!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
too easy, still made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Dixon made me do it!
Well, he more, sort of put the idea in my mind...



(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I have just spent the past minute trying to spot the Henry in that picture...
before realising that it wasn't even remotely Henry-based.

Woo.

EDIT in fact since you weren't around yesterday you can have this effort as a pea :)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# definitely henry-free, that one.
Edit: Nicely, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I love track 1
"Hay fog wig bald Queen"

Oh the Hay fog wig bald Queen,
you're the hay fog wig baldiest
that I have ever seen.
with your hay fog wig,
flowing in the wind
upon your baldy head
so round and shiny skinned
Ooooooooooh oooooooh
you are my hay fog wig bald Queeeeeeeen
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I'm not really sure what is going on
but here's something I made on friday and neglected to post.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# That's...
...smashing that Barbie!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Is the gentleman at the back by the barrier on the right of centre
Bumming a child in front of him?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Yes.
Bumming on ice, it's the new programme on ITV3 in the new year.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# *books for viewing*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# 'Menstrual In the Gallery'
very, very small box of Tampax on the right hand side...

Ah well, never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Ahhh, I see it now. ;)
I wonder if someone has done Galaxy Menstrual Chocolates...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click* from me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Glass of milk and a mince pie?


(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# The series that photo came out of
was just plain odd....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Do you know who did them?
I can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I am wracking my brain as I type.......
I can't recall the chaps name.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# think harder
i vaguely remember reading about him and would like to know more
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# All I know
is it was some Japanese guy.
I've seen the book and there are FAR more disturbing images than that

Though is if fucking horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# "Understanding Joshua", by Charlie White
www.charliewhite.info/sub/work/2001.html
(Koantig, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# what the fuck...?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# not better.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I thought this
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I don't think I want to know what's going on here
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Is the second right one of Wheatley's characters from the Wrong Door?
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# I have never seen The Wrong Door before
Just watched the Planet Bollocks sketch on youtube, very funny
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Poor guy....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# It looks as though he is about to insert an oldschool Jack plug
in his ear
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# THat looks like a RCA to me:P
I'm sooo pissed off. I must have not sterilised my jar properly as this years preserves are all fucked:~(~~~~
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# Noooooooooooooooo
If it is all of them, then I might suspect the jars are not the problem and more likely a duff ingredient
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# All but 4:(
Two ginger and tomato and 2 masala pickled onions:(
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Masala Pickled Onions sounds well nice
sorry to hear that, I would have been well gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Well I've had no problems for about 7-9 years so I can't complain I suppose.
I love going round the market to get what I need so I have no problems with the time I took there.
I was there last week and I heard a corker.
Old Lady: We're going to see Santa tomorrow.
Stall holder: Oh good.
Old Lady: Ypu can't just turn up now. You have to reserve over the internet:P

EDIT: Masala and pickled onions at the sexah:)
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# Noooooooooooooooooo!
What breed of preserves were they?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# furry ones:P
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# At least he got his mum's looks!
woo
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# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Simon Cowell?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# no some guy I found at a random search
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Ooh that made me laugh
The baby, as ugly as sin, is very, very cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Shirley? But, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Hahah
You loon! (The one on the right has decent child-bearing hips for a clone...)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# hehe
by the by, boba mans 'silly' in portuguese.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# In case of Emergency


More at www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# *notes down*
You never know! Great stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# this needs more woos.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# My God! It looks like the work of a cereal killer!
(brainwrong, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# OH NOSE!
why do they always kill the blacks?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Because they're RACISTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# but the black ones taste the best!




*suddenly realises the blatant innuendo*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Once you've had black you never go back
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# SPANGalicious
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Ace!
*avows to set up for nephews on Christmas day morning*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Lovely lighting on that, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# That's
very nicely taken.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# "I am become Death, the shatterer of Worlds"


"I told you to duck before getting out..."
(brainwrong, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha *breathes......*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Jellycopter
Chop chop chop, made me lyarf.
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# you one off man mental!
thats cool.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Song title

Bindun?
(Lex0r, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Shatner's version ftw
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Lucy in the sky with diamonds?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Common People!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hay misty rug slap-head poof
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Hay Mist-Hair Tambor-Inman
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# ~I think yer a winner bud.....looks right to me.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Ah yes!
I was trying to think of that fella from Arrested Developments name :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Bindun??
Yes, 50 times in the past 10 seconds

Jesus fucking wept

Hay fog wig bald Queen?

Big hit in the 60's for Jethro Tull I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Song title
Rock Around The Clock
Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I Just Took My Two Sleeping Pills and Now I'm Like a Bridegroom Standing At The Altar?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Bale Tree Joan Rivers Hair Slaphead Camp?
With Diamonds
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Do you mean the version by the


Or the original, by

?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Fucking Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I am rather enjoying this :D

Is that buckfast I spy?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# it is
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# what is buckfast
i know an old american guy who swears by the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# A Tonic Wine.
It is utterly horrendous!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# here
www.b3ta.com/board/8981094
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# wow
how the fuck do they get it in america :/

paisley lol - i've been there. just before i'd arrived there had been a murder.
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# this is buckfast
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9MahoXwXLbo cough cough plug cough
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# The drink of kings!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# sorta bindun better tho?
www.b3ta.com/board/8977298
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# that's not better- just different
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# The gift that keeps on giving
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# What is it?
and why is he not drinking monkey beer?!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Monkey beer is too expensive for him
It is for discerning tastes only and only to be drunk by Kings, Queens and people in between

edit: I just sneezed and lacking a tissue, just blew my nose on a teabag. I'm tempted to save it for a colleague's teabreak
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Although not actually Queens, as it isn't for the ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Men can be queens too, darling.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *awards lots of points for that one*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *puts in purse for safekeeping*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# It's this one, isn't it?


Edit: Acually, this is so brill I may actually have to buy one... :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# You been going through my handbag again? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I only stole the tube of Mentos...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha
My missus has been asking me what I want for christmas. Now I can tell her.

How much for delivery?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Narutard =P
*wants*
(Cloudane, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# And a Happy
Spew Year!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# But remember...
A sick is for life and not just for Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# What a charming thought!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
You were lucky!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# We used to lie awake at night
dreaming that one day dad might spew up in our faces...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I used to lay awake at night wndering when the old man was going to come to the foot of the bed to empty his sack!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# oo er...
good job he only came once a year...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# That's pigging brilliant.
Simple, straight to the point and effective.

(brainwrong, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# this is better
www.b3ta.com/board/8977298
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# no it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# yes it is
lol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# behind you!
mine's part of a series:
www.b3ta.com/board/8988863
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# sorry for the thread deletion an' that
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Same Thred !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# yes
it is
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# no it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Post it in a new thread you twat!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# oh shit off the lot of you
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8977298
www.b3ta.com/board/8977298
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# no no no
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# you are mean sir
*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Not in the same
thread! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I'll post it in your mum's blouse
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)

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