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# I've been seeing lots of geese lately.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# :D
edit: though shouldn't it technically be "mirubbish"?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# yes
yes it should.

And after this morning's display of pedantry I thoroughly deserve it too.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Win!!!
*click*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I approve of disorderly migration
nicely done
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Migrate, migrate
as if you have a choice...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# :)
nicely...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# :)
Cheers to you
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I see them all day, flying up and down the river.
So if anyone would like Goose for Christmas, put you order in, the next time they come past I will shoot one with the nail gun.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# They fly over my house and honk
and I've often thought of them on my dinner table
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# You can shoot Canadian geese, as they are classed as a pest now
Just don't step in goose shit, it gets every where
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ;-)
geese s
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Goose
is my favoruite bird-meat. I'm trying to get one for xmas din-dins.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# yay for crap Geese!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Not all geese are crap some are just unbalanced
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Pffft!
That's really cheered me up, thanks :)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# teehee!
nicely done!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# The goose has been goosed !
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hahaha wonderful
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# excellent!


(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:40, archived)
# How do they hover like that?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# something to do with filesizes
and not being able to move them without creating megawhatsits.

You can get the desired effect by running past your monitor really quickly!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# *runs past monitor really quickly*
*smashes into wall*

*sees stars*

*and geese! Woo!*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Flocked and unflocked . . . nice gandering !
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Right. Holiday booked. Night all!

bargain bucket size here.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# You were here again?
...oh.


:-(

This is really pretty.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# *snuggles*
Just scooting by on my way to another meeting, lovely.

*hugs*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# *big hug* see you later lovely.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# "We cannot stay here ! This will be the death of the Hobbits !"
- Boromir

hehe that's lovely
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# *pokes with schtick*
alreet, chap?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I'm fine ta, fella :)
hope you are too :)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# have had better days, I must admit,
but it's nearly over for this one, thank the gods.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Ta!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# lol
u made henry soooo small i can hardly make him out
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# ;-) Nah, no Henry.
I've exiled him.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# dang now people wont stare at it for hours
my tomfoolery is unmade
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Apologies... :(
Can't seem to do anything right today..
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# *shakes fist*
you had me looking for Henry there - it was like a Where's Wally moment

(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# haha
good 'ol Bob!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Bob is a rapist like Wally then?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# heh, I met the guy that does Where's Wally at my great uncle's funeral
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# That's a bit insensitive
if your great uncle's names was Wally

"where's wally? Where's wally?"

"He's in the ground, mate"...

(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# haha
"No wait...I think he's in this urn"
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Which urn?
there's loads of them!... What? the red and black striped urn?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I would like to be somewhere like that right now
Actually not right now cos' it's dark and that.

Lovely
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# The Alps for New Year.
top stuff.

*hugs*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# vere jellis.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# *smuggles Dix along in special smuggling trunk*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
#
YAY *stays vere vere quiet* shhhhshhhh *giggle* *eats saved crisps for strength* nomnomnom
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# *sneakily passes chocolate biscuits to Dix for the journey*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
#
*hand appears and takes biccie* nomnomnom
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# that is lovely :)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# much appreciated, sir
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Yay For skiing :D
Just over 3 weeks til I go :D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# \o/
Same here!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Where to?
I'd avoid Val Throens from the 2nd - 9th of jan if I were you
Our ski club is quite a rowdy bunch :)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# St Julien, 't other side of Grenoble
A friend has a house there that sleeps 15 - I really can't wait!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Awesome!
I really cant wait either, its all I can think about. Went to les arcs last year, that was top, hopefully this year will be better :D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# oh very nice sir
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Congrats on your PhD-hood, sir!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Get it pierced and dance all sexy.
sorry, I'll go away
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# *unexpected BIG SNOGS*
There - that'll learn ya!

:D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# So sure about that, are you?
I might just do it again, to see what happens.

:D

Night all, I've got to go home and be ill. x
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Likes it . . . because it is there !
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# The best reason in the world, sir
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I'll just add this here
composite of 5 photos taken on my phone



Click for bugger (283KB)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Whoa!
Spain? Greece?

Lovely colours, sir
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# south of France
private tomb about a mile from where my mum used to live
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# A very fine photo, sir
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# thankee :)
enjoy the snow!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Terragen...
...much?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Nope. No Terragen involved, thank you.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# RRaaaaarrrrrrwwwwww!

(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# tic tic tic tic BOOM!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I'm sure I saw this a few hours ago...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# ^ This but i though it was last night?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# That's a few hours...
A lot of a few, I'll grant you :P
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Nicely done, but is this a repost?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I've seen it before...
but it isn't in his recent posts, and the search is throwing up nothing... So I'm confused!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# yeah, I deleted the original as it was scrappy and
there were no replies. I tidied it up, changed a few things, and this was a new one.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# ah-ha
fair enough... I like it, and don't really care, but board nazi's would frown at you for deleting and pea roasting.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# i love how no one admits to being a board nazi themselves
but prefer to say "a board nazi would totally be ripping you a new one for that" etc

not calling you a nazi, tu9, just making a general observation :-)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I have noticed this...
I do like to crack out the Nazi every now and then! Mainly for cunts and trolls though.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Well this looks great
So I'll let you off ;)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# yes, just yes
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# yay tardigrades!!!
we learn about these in wastewater processing...

happyz
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Radioactivity...
...hard vacuum, near absolute zero, etc.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Did I not see one of these this morning?
If not, woo.

If so, either bindun or bad person for reposting in new thread...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# fair enough
sorry....if it's any consolation it has been changed from the original which was a very quick job. This one is done a bit more properly, so technically it is a different image.

Though sorry all the same.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# At least it's a good picture!
woo all the same.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Think we can let you off this time...
as it is pure class.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# This is a Mite woo
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# sorryz
this is a tardigrade...look at the claw like feets
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# OMG! I'm being pedanted over a bloody bug!
way to shoot down a pun!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# pffffft :D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# ped-ant-ed?
I bet that makes you feel lousy...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Certainly bugs me somewhat ;)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# sorryz
As an academic I get far to excited over things that are related to my subject

I guess i was putting the tard back in to Tardigrade
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# You are an academic and you use 'z'
at the end of sorry?

ARRRGH MY LOGIC BONE HAS BROKEN!!!!
;)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# .
outside of the box thinking
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Don't be a silly.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# as an academic, it's 'too' not 'to'
but we'll let you off ;)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Good point
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# poor thing, sudden combustion
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# rrraaaawwww
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Random, giant, end-of-day, fox-thing......
....in a corn field.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Bum Tuesday!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# BBBBBBBBBB
UM TUESDAY!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Rape Wednesday?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# She's been muching...
Too much corn, eh?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# that windmill...
might make things a little breezy down there...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Woah Nellie!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Dinosaurs got extinct due to falling over!
FACT!

* I saw it once on Dapple-Down Farm so it must be true (Brian Cant wouldn't lie)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I saw a question/answer on 118118 SMS service website
Question: why did the dinosaurs die off?
Answer: because man hunted them to extinction

Tru story.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Caution: tunnel ahead...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# ...
i hope the farmer likes spelunking.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Gettin' . . . down . . . on the farm !
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# FINALLY!
SOME PERVERSE STUFF!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Hardly.

....oh, wait. Was that irony?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# OH GOD I'M BLEEDING
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# That'll be quite irony.
Well, assuming you're human and not...

quick, someone think of something that has a different sort of blood.

Superman?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# HENCE WHY I SAID I WAS BLEEDING
IMAGINE THAT!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# So nice in person.
Oh well.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I've had the reverse too.
Meeting people off here who are nice as pie /online
only to discover they're knobs IRL. Go figure.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# oranges
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Vulcans!
"You inhuman green-blooded..." Dr McCoy
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Crabs
IIRC, they have blue, cyanide-based(?) blood.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# perhaps you never quite know with GmoS
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# haha (is that nick cave?)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# It does look a bit like Nice Cave but it isn't him
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# you are the furry-hentai grand master.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Honey, I think I'll poke around the back 40, today.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# awesome skills, JJ
And that's just an end-of-day doodle?
*jaw drops*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# rather!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Is she going for a role in Oklahoma?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Fox in the chicken coop.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I can't look at that!
I'll be arrested like that Simpsons porn guy!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# yay, have this unrelated squirrel xD

edit : in case you missed it yesterday
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# he doesn't do compliments.
I still think it's nice though. well done.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# thanks xD
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] the sopranos
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Three Esses?
Ooops...
:D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha
you started it!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
# :D
One of my esses is silent...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# i only see 2 :D:D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Ninja!
:D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# The porno ass...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Hot F gun !
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *runs*


Click for bigger (202KB)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# hey hey hey
tis well ace!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Islamic products thread!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# pffftttt
lacist lol
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Nothing racist about mocking Hamza
Disablist maybe.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# How was Cock Tuesday? I was a bit busy for work
so I couldn't spread the word of the holy cock.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Hmm
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
# haha
nice plus
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# They completed it!
I bet they removed the stickers

(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Haha!!
Pea:
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Haha!
another Pea:
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# YES!
Top First Contactage.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
lovely stuff!

(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha
that will teach 'em!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# "I AM GOD"...........twat
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Is that Ali G or Bonio?
I can't tell the difference between those two clowns.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# tis bono christ
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# No wonder they're confused.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Oh go on, then...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
# oooooooooo
nice!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Terrific!
They should put these into production
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# yay


*crushes*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] It's true... i saw him in my local supermarket...


Click for bigger (203KB)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Was he inside a tin of tuna?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# It will be quite out of date by now
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# He likes to count ...
One-a ... two-a ... onetwothreeefour!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Local chipshop, surely!
woo! Welcome to b3ta, sit yourself down on a kitten, shop a stool, etc...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Thanks!
I've been waiting ages to put something up on here. Such a brilliant site.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# nicely doughnut:)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Lovely!
Welcome, promising new person!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Diamond Pete #4


previously
#3
#2
#1
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# yea to text on an image
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Fucking ACE styal.
Blummin artists.

Bastards.

*grumble grumble grumble (and not in the mag way)*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# thanks :) it was your pictures earlier that reminded me I was doing these
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# hmm
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Oh good lord that is fantastic.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Lovely stuffs.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Lovely
Chandlery goodness...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Eeeek! A ghoulie!

(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Is it last year again already?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Bindun?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# No, it's anagram week, sillyface.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Ok what a twunt I am...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Would.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# before or after the crash?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# or: Dies in a Car spin
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Yours has too many s's...
;)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# The 'S' in Paris is silent...
:D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# (too many i's)
Pissed in an arc
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# bugger, you're right - *grrrrrr*
edits:

A car spin is end
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# "BRING ON THE WALL"!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Nothing wrong with a little ascension . . . now and again !
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)
# too soon
:'(
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)
# she did
anagram heaven:)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Obama Christmas Pudding
Can anyone point me in the direction of the obama pudding image that was posting last week. I'll be your best friend.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# sorry I can't help
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# no image? well in that case
its over there... *points to door*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Nonono it's over there...
*points to scorpion pit*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# <----thataway---->
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Here you go... (goes off to search)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# in my vision of the future there will be sites on the internet where people can search for other websites
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Here it is, but I don't want to be your best friend, if that's OK...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# ta
ta very much so.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# are you julie moult?
Will we see this in the paper now?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)
# After 5 years I'd imagine you'd know you've just knocked someone's work off the board
I already have a best friend thanks.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# toot
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# hahaha
that's absolutyely stupid
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Look! I made a skullbag!
It's like a handbag. But it's a skull.

and no, i'm not going to wear it myself, it's for a lady's birthday.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# That's very nice.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Now Zoidberg is the popular one!
that is most woosome
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# 'How am I going to release my male jelly?!'
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I loved that episode
if for nothing more than it had the Star Trek fighting music on it - Da, da, da, da, daaa, daaa.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# :D hell yeah it did.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# whoop whoop whoop!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Despite the overall aceness of this...
My initial thought was about small objects getting lost and stuck in the teeth...

Don't let that detract from the aceness, but maybe a small design tweak?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# But they would be perfect for bottled drinks, deodorant,
vib... err nevermind
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Ah, but's that's the clever bit!
There's a non-toothed inner bag, and the teeth are stuffed.
Science!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Please do a Zoidberg one
stuff the copyright issues!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I gape in awe at your cleverness
:D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# which one of those women are you giving the bag to?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# oh, they'll have to fight for it.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# This is fucking marvellous.
Ly tangible.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Another b3tan


...with profound apologies to the individual in question ;)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# dungcock!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# We'll fight them on the beaches....
fight fart
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Last time I photoshopped Captain Wow
it got a somewhat luke-warm response.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Yah I think I recall that incident...
Thinking I'm on relatively safe ground here

*crosses fingers*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I've got fucking spidey-sense or something.
I wasn't in the best of moods that day, and everyone else is really protective because I'm so lovely and sweet and that *bats eyelashes*

Obviously I still think you're a Good Egg.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# In my defense..
...I am a dick
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# A Dick Egg?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# You're talking to ME though.
I've got to be more of a dick than you are.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Meh,
Can't argue with that.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Innit.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Where did you get those Bat Eyelashes?
I'm phoning the RSPCA ;)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# You have Bats Eyelashes! WOO Sexy
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Her out of Bat for Lashes, eh?
Definitely would. Until either I or her were dead.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Is that The Holy Madonna?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# vith ze big boobies
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# scat?
ning all
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-bap -ba-bada-bop.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# ^ NSFW !
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)
# noon
...and that wasn't quite the message I wanted to convey. It's just that images of people receiving trophies are pretty scarce on google images, so I thought I'd go with the old fave...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Looks nothing like me

I have bigger tits.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# *uses her large and powerful penis to come all over them*
Yes. Yes you do.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Damn you Squirrel dressed like a gorilla!


Click for bigger (160KB)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Hitler squirrel dressed as a gorilla, shirley?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# he looks a bit like sie fuhrer....I must admit
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)
# this made me office smirk for some reason
seamage but I think that adds to it's goodness
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# so very sorry *runs*
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Good grief
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Oh you!
Have my new spang!

(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# That is some fine spangage!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Well I thought so.
It's a lightspanger, obviously.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# *MEGASPANG*™
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)
# haha
likes salad too
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)
# ROFL
I love you man.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# "NSFW" images causing you problems at work?
Voyeuristic tendancies?
Morally Outraged by the Internet?
Can't view video without scanlines?
You need INTERNET BLINDS *spam*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahaha outstanding!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# *flaps furiously*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# And you can now flap furiously
from behind those blinds!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# hahahaha
*perves*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# *drops blind*
*peeks through*

*is outraged*

*bums embassy*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# HOT SLATS WAITING FOR YOUR CALL
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
splendid
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# wow..!
thought about this too but this is better job
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Stop that!
... You'll, er, go blind.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# In the late 13th century, all the horses had been eaten. Knights had to resort to other means of battle transportation
etc.

TRUFAX
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Chaaaaaarge!
Woo!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# have a woo
for takin'me on a ride:D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# lovely!
:D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# The babys expression if fantastic!
Very good squire.
The second ever picture I ever did for B3ta featured knights.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Cool!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# wooo!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# cor
and cheers...I saw the babby first and then thought of the knight
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# whahaha
awesome!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# marvelous
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# OK - so - here we go. Have this, and see what you think:


(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# as a silent hill fan i find this pretty nice :)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# yeah
Silent Hill/Max Payne
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Like it!
It's like an excerpt from my dreams.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I dreamed I was cycling to China last night
on the way I stopped off in Manchu Picchu.

This suggests my subconscious knowledge of geography is even worse than my conscious one.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I like your font
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# You flirt!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# It's "Capture It!"
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# too brown
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Mmmm nice...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# That's strangly unsettling...
therefore good
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I am liking of this
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Spooky.
Therefore it is goods.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Unsettling, but very good :)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I like it!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# ACE!
:D I demand more!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# SO tasty, they're almost Hobbit forming...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# He doesn't look impressed
I think he has been palmed off with a bowl of Aragorn Flakes
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# hehe
nice work Ninj
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Hiya Bilbo
The font you like oop top is called 'Capture It' www.dafont.com/alpha.php?lettre=c&page=7
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# ...or Rice Gimlis
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# he's smokin'em?
:)
nice btw
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Exquisitely done, sir!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Cheers Barbie!
;-)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Me in 5 years...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# would
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ^this^
lots.

Bears FTW
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Care Bears FTMFW
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# After saying for ages I couldn't see the point...
I finally played it at the weekend and it was great fun
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# it is cool i must admit
a bit like my anagram! :(
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry... been looking for clipart of 'actor'
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# oh fucking hell
*clicks despite of oneself*

invisible hand pfft :D
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# You saw nothing...
*waves hand in front of face*
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Didn't really think it was NSFW unless you were a nun.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Who mentioned NSFW apart from you?
Get back in your basket!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# It's not called a basket!
In the centre of London we call it a studio flat!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# oooooooOOOOOooooooh!
bedsit
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# There is a difference!
They're basically the same but calling it a studio cost £200 more a week. :P
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# In that case, I look forward to going back home to my 4 room penthouse apartment this evening
attic flat
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I saw nothing
We had our xmas party bash last week and I did a karaoke turn - apparently I was quite the Jim Morrison soundalike during "Love Her Madly"
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Love her Maddy?
Did I hear you wittering about getting karaoke for the London Bash?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Me?
I mentioned it to someone, aye - what's the concensus?

edit: *waves hand in front of Riverghost's face*

Hmm. I think he's gone again. Has someone got the starting handle?

editedit: "wittering"??! the cheek!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Well done sir...
what was our discussion about karaoke about?
I'm afraid I'd been drinking
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# not much, just that we both found it quite entertaining and you are quite good at it :)
(in all truth the person who congratulated me had also been drinking)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# always nice to know people were listening though
My local one is dying on its arse at the moment.

Only about six or seven people sing now, while the barflies swear into their Guiness
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# hmm, that doesn't sound too good
Any ideas afoot to inject a bit of excitement into it?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Fancy dress for Crimbo Eve
`but I won't be their sadly

They did it for Halloween and it was rammed
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Oh god!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# pfffft :D
Also, smashing sig :)
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# brill, but I'm going to have to hide it, scarrymangy
I've got old ladies milling about behind me.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I did think that...
I may link it
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# arf!!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)

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