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[challenge entry] Be gentle with me - this took ages!!


Thanks to Manic for the idea
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# that's pretty nicely done.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# and well worth the effort
most splendid and deserving of the click i will give it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Excellentay

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ace :)
even better because the bombs are dropping on france
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# HAHA
My geography is crap!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Possibly
the best compo entry ever.
FP it now
(skinwah punted Baxter, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Very kind Sir!
or madam
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# fabtanstick!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahaa
brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# haha!
epic and brilliant! (although I'm RISing slightly at what is being dropped on Britain)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Micromesh tights
in 'American Tan' and candy bars....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *pretends to know what they are*
I'm guessing that is a reference to something famous from the war that I've never heard of. Oh well, it's great anyway, don't let my thickness spoil the thread :)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# When the US came to the UK in WWII
they brought lots of things that we couldn't get over here - like womens tights and cany bars....

overpaid, over sexed and over here and British men said at the time
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# mmmmm...cany bars ...made from bamboo?
yanks musta thought we was all pandas
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# perfect
click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# thak and
HAPPY B3TA DAY yeas !!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# this gets the wooyay seal of approval.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Fucking hell that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# soup
herb
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Nice
click from me
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Ahahahaha
v. good

(welcomes new overlords)

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)
# thanks
yours is great as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# oh, now that is teh aceness!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Awesome!
I enjoyed it! Though, you forgot our (USA) largest and most noted contribution to the war effort: Spam!

:)

Cheers!

Citadel
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 4:34, archived)
# should have done spam
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# are they...
twinkies bing dropped from the Yankee death Star thingmy?
(fandingo, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# yep
but should have done spam
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# This isn't on the Front Page...?????
Madness!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Jolly decent of you Moley
I have been a bit lucky with the FPs recently though :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Your flight is now boarding...


click to pan out
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Epic!!
Have a click and a pancake.

Nings all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Arf!
Football moan! Why the hell would Qatar bid for the fecking World Cup?

Football rant over!

Ning All!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:19, archived)
# you moany fuck :)
'ning sir

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I'm alright cheers.
If a little bit moany! Mainly because Qatar isn't even a proper country, but also because I have to go shopping in a few minutes :( And it isn't even food shopping!

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# i am full of yuck, done the last of my shopping
It is warm out there, I will be contemplating doing baking or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# why would australia bid for it? 45 million aud injection from the govt.
they could have increased my bloody scholarship. it's only the bloody greeks, turks, croats and serbians that care, so it obviously helps people get along. rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)
# and I have no booze apart from my nice single malt
and i've run out of family guy episodes to watch
south africa need about 200 to win with 7 blokes still in the shed and a day to play. and it's half past ten on a saturday night and im at home in a one hooker town and i have zero chance of getting laid.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# i have to buy christmas presents
and no one on several websites is particularly interested in my curious ravings.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# AND MY FUCKING C COMPILER WON'T FIND math.h CUNTROT!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# *sigh*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Could be worse...you could have the AIDS,

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# what? without drugs or sex?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Shit happens!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:31, archived)
# you know what annoys me most about that lot?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# whoopie.
where is everyone?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I had the pleasure of meeting Mr Rossi on Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Excellent
do tell...
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Nottingham Park Plaza hotel...
I will put the picture up after i get it off my phone...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Hahaha
I think the own Quontas too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Coenundrum
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Chortle
Made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Well played sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *clicks*
for the tagline
(icassu, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# It must have a scene
where the bomb has to be defused by unscrambling a series of vowels and consonants.
Unfortunately the bomb is Polish, and all of the consonants are C's, X's and Z's.
(I helped save b3ta! Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] CSI Manchester

"ee t`wer that bleeding Albert Tatlock wot dunnit!"
"Aye Ena. DNA don't lie."
"Time we `ad a little chat w` `im."
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# At last
an opportunity to actually not immediately change channels from ITV
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Many great British TV programmes get re-made by the Americans, but there are plenty they haven't got round to yet. Play producer and show us what they'll look like.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# In this instance, the lack of 'great' is of almost Biblical dimensions
simply watched by loads of British people for unfathomable reasons*

*Reason takes you to a place where it looses all meaning when you wonder as to why
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Sweet
(click)
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Quicktime emo edition anyone?
(EggyBred, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# You just don't understand!
Nobody understands!
*cuts arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# No thanks

Good morning emo bitches!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# that's a happy image
shame i'm so bloody sick :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Sick of emos?

Or sick sick?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# been sick all over the place sick - whole family has it (except little 'un, she had it earlier in the week)
and sick of emos
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I hear it everywhere around me
I wonder if I'm next, or if this one'll skip on me this time

Get well soon fella
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# cheers matey
they always pass me by when i'm at work, but come first day of the holidays...:(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# A familiar pattern

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Yay
Ning Matey

Got my hands on this yesterday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# i love cardboard boxes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# The most expensive cardboard box i've paid for :)
The contents are rather fucking woo; i'm off to work in a bit to take it for a whirl
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# excellent
enjoy :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# That reminds me
I need to get a big fuck off cardboard box for my girlfriend for Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# THEY LOVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# She will
I'm filling it with coal (not a euphamism I promise)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Whoah!

How is it?

I just bought a crappy powershot before I went to Cuba. Made me well smug
The smuggest of bastards
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha
SMUG BASTARD! Needs more croissant mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# You try finding one in Cuba

I could've put a cigar in my mojito-free hand though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# If I wasn't half asleep
I would fire up CS3 just for that dude ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Haha ;)

Alright, I have to do some shopping with the missus now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Have a good one
Need to get going myself
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 10:48, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 8:06, archived)
# ooooh...what is it?
*pokes board with stick*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 8:15, archived)
# It's a sort of space colony in a rock thing.
Have some source (381k)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 8:18, archived)
# what's happening here now?
oh...it's already happened
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 8:35, archived)
# Why you wanna wear those lay-dee paaaaaaants
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
[challenge entry] North Yorkshire's Finest
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 6:27, archived)
# tee hee hee.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 8:05, archived)
# Odd things emerge when it's quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 5:56, archived)
# BWAINNNSS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 6:03, archived)
# This is true!
But when its not quiet, he listens to Cat Stevens

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 6:16, archived)
# Nope, he's into that shitty ChumpDonk scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 6:28, archived)
# and watching Edward Woodward
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 6:43, archived)
# donk do-donk donk donkdonkdonk
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# yay for zombie cats
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 8:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Tony Robinson is the real Han Solo.


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(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Indiana Baldrick?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] crick and quap
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:35, archived)
# CAWZ!
Bah didjezass.

Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:38, archived)
# Click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:50, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 6:17, archived)
# I tried to make a picture but I fuking drunk as hell
I tried.
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:16, archived)
# THE WORLD IS A PIE
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:18, archived)
# it's a stick man walking away from me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 5:10, archived)
# a fat stickman on a unicycle riding away
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 6:39, archived)
# It's a stickman viewed from above with an erection
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Your apple
it is upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 6:02, archived)
# i am very...very drunk
are you drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:00, archived)
# NOT THAT DRUNK!!!!!!
GOD, Youth of today! no respect!
I remember when this were all trees
*sighs*
Edit:and happy b3taday!!!!!
have a cake!!!!
obsidianwings.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/20/michelle_new_baby_cake.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:01, archived)
# looks like evone gone to sleeps...part from me and you
*heads to links for some chortles
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:07, archived)
# *follows*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:08, archived)
# No, I should be. But there you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Throws a pint of Smirnoff & coke your way..Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:38, archived)
# happy happy b3ta day
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# seeing as the board is slow


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have this.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Useful.
I have a shoe one I should finish
before the next spamming.
Cheese vents did not occur to me,
but I will keep them in mind.

Also
at end of 10 foot pole
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming this fall, to the BBC....


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They killed Jess the cat in a driveby shooting. Now he's out for justice. He's got a special delivery for you... all .357 of it, postage due..

Its Postman Pat in Vigilante Justice.

When it has to be there overnight... with a bullet.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:04, archived)
# What have they done with Jess?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)
# well, one the first pendantry she throwed once window sack and drownded!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:05, archived)
# wooo!
oh noes, don't kill the messenger
*Pat shoots*
*Jess goes all ninja*
yes I would love to see this!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)
# oh and autumn ffs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Pat Goes Postal!
hurrah! Take that Goggins!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:16, archived)
# See Pat survive the rigors of solitary confinement.
In our next episode.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:29, archived)
# solitary confinement is easy
isn't that what most b3tans do all the time.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:47, archived)
# Hold me.
The loss is too great.

I hate everything! No. I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:54, archived)
# ok, easy easy....
now lets talk about our emotions before we rush into anything!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:58, archived)
# The meds must not be working.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:05, archived)
# vigilate justice?
vigilate justice?
(wireless_tommer, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 8:22, archived)
# of course
memebers of the US postal Service go nuts often with weapons...

So why not become a vigilante killer after his cat is killed...
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)
# burny splishy burny splashy burny glub

I was persuaded by betterhalf™ to paint some model cars destined to be a Christmas present.
They are to be scenery on an N gauge model railway.
I had no idea what the scale would be. It turns out to be rather small (a car =2.5cm long).
I am currently splodging the base colours on, soon to be followed by attempting to make them look good/eyestrain and convulsions. aargh :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:55, archived)
# I am the fire starter!
twisted fire starter!


p.s. what brushes and paints are
you using??

Edit:*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:57, archived)
# pound shop specials all the way :D
Oh and a few old random acrylics from years ago. Oh yeah - ORANGE. I found a great big bottle of ORANGE acrylic in Lidl. Cost less than a mango.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:01, archived)
# lol! genuinely!
if you are, I want to hug you!!!!

Edit: If not I will have to kill you!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:04, archived)
# haha yes this is truth :)
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:08, archived)
# are you in the uk????

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:10, archived)
# umm yes
yes I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:14, archived)
# ok now i'm going to be geeky!
get down to your local games workshop, present the little oiks/nerds in there with what you need to do, use their paints and 000 brushes which are really sweet or get them to do it for you, and buy the one that paints the best a bottle of woodpecker, worked for my GCSE sculpture project and paints and brushes were free of charge if used in the shop!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:19, archived)
# hee that's a plan.
I've got a couple of very old citadel pots in the pile, still in working order :D I've not ventured near a GW shop in a long time...
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:29, archived)
# do it!!! just buy one figure
and paint all your trains using their paint and brushes, they even have magnifiers and grips!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# their brushes were rather good I think
I spent a small fortune on nice sable brushes back when I was schoolifying.
They were great to use - until they got stolen, along with half of my A Level pictures hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:50, archived)
# their brushes are the best out! also expensive, hence use in shop
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:00, archived)
# Mr Burney is upset with me.
This is a lovely picture.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:58, archived)
# don't panic, he will drown soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Also,
*Click.*
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:00, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Bet the ghostspore crabs love this guy.
I know I do. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:01, archived)
# give it five minutes
and they'll be nibbling on his toes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:05, archived)
# I sense rage.
You have found a divergent path.

It is good.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:02, archived)
# haha!
FUCKING TINY CARS

can anyone name them all?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:07, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of those old guys in Fez hats.
Those are quite small. But no old men. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:18, archived)
# there is one!
no fez though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:51, archived)
# (clockwise, from bottom left)
Toop, Malcolm, Gordon, Terence, Colin, Suzi, 'Spider', Edward.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:41, archived)
# haha thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:50, archived)
# I bet this guy could make a good hot curry!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:39, archived)
# he'd probably BURRNNNNN it though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 4:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Thought I'd post one before bed!


Though I can't imagine R. Lee Ermey saying "Lovely boy, lovely boy"!
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I'M A BIG STRONG NIGGA WHO KNOCKS OUT PEOPLE, AND RAPES PEOPLE
...AND RIPS OFF PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)
# lol rape
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:51, archived)
# RAPE!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Hmmm...
Have some pedantry:

- It's "BOYS to entertain you", not "GUYS"
- It's R. Lee ERMEY, not EMERY

But well done nonetheless. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Well, one the first pedantic point....
I changed it to GUYS to make it sort of appear more American. Same reason for the other changes! Oh well.

On the second, that's what's known as a late night typo, oh well! I've changed it now.
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)
# I thought it was cool
n/mind the typo's.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Erm...
TYPOS
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:14, archived)
# erm ...
whoops!

Edit:did it on purpose, just testing ;D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 3:20, archived)
# one the first pedantry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Oh shit!
D'oh!

Think I should give up and go to bed! Night all!!
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)
# ....Well one the first pedantic point...
I guess thats whats called a late night typo!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Neeto
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:52, archived)
# cheers
but you set it up!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm a sucker for this particular species of blundering, crass, almost-there drivel.

(After all, I post enough of it)

*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:41, archived)
# whispering grass ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Ah, the immortal, sighing harmonies of Windsor Davies and Don Estelle.
I once had the good fortune to walk past Don Estelle as he sang to a large audience of passers-by in a (or the) shopping centre in Taunton.
If I'd had enough money for £5 to be inconsequential, I'd've bought one of his cassettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:51, archived)
# I can't find a decent copy of it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:53, archived)
# My dad's got it on 7" vinyl,
but unfortunately it's worth more than ten times what it's worth.
Soz.
Still you can hear it on youtube ^
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:59, archived)
# The Late Robert Melhuish


Click for bigger stench(451KB)

Rotting Zombie
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)
# CFB will eat my head!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
#
Wibble
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Tenuous kitten on a skateboard?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I want to see a picture of
The punctual Robert Melhuish
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# it's late and i'm drunk.


sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# That's why I use only...
mechanical pencils.

Woo!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:52, archived)
# thank you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# one more step
toward the cybermen
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Your drunken posting
is better than my actual posting.
You bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:53, archived)
# TA!
Have a biccy!
*gives hobnob*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I fucking LOVE hobnobs.
You're trying to butter me up, aren't you?
*suspicious*
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# oh yes
*butters nobs*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Learn from me.
My actual posting is absolutely identical to my drunken posting.
For some reason.
Still, at this time of night it's just drunks, teenagers, Americans and the mentally ill here, so post some pictures, Jack! Who'll know?

*EDIT* Not that there's anything wrong with us American teenagers, huh? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Sadly, I'm browsing the internet on my Wii,
so am unable to do anything other than post very slow messages to people.

If anything I type is poorly written, just remember that I'm also pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I'm mentally ill and browsing the Argos catalogue
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)
# So you're Polish!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# racist!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# You too are familiar with the Argos Sklep?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# What about Argos isn't Polish these days?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I ENJOY SHOP OF FREE WEST
and coca cola
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# NO NELSON MADELA WILL REMAIN IN PRISON!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# I'm left-handed and I write with my left hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)
# racist!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:16, archived)
# awww
i have a brother who has this condition

*offers left handed scissors*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I'm right handed, and eat left-handed.
Who puts a fork loaded with food in their left hand to their face?
*Super Ninja*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Me.
And I always use my apostrophes correctly too, punk, without the need for Super Ninja edits (note the ultra-ninja edit here).
And I bat right-handed, but I'm shit. I whimper in the nets against rural village fast-bowlers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Forgive me my intoxication!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)
# racist!!!
what's wrong with us rurals???
I know we have alot of bakers...
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)
# but we're really in to bread
Edit: in ter bread...
geddit
god I hate explaining jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)
# is....is it.....YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# NO, Dumbass.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Is it a Chinese proverb then?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:36, archived)
# On the flip side; yes...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Sorry, what was that excuse again?
I forgot.

(No, don't reply if it's anything like typing a txt. Reply to the nice pics instead)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# uhhh no...
suppose thats what napoleon dynamite is all about....
american teenagers ftw
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)
# HB lead is safer than 2H
Nice sketch!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:53, archived)
# cheers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# 2B or not 2B
THAT is the question.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# 2H,
fuck you society!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# nah pentel drawing pens is where its at!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# use a carpenter's pencil, and sharpen it with a brick
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# hahaha, newschool!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# genuinely made me crack up
I have to try that!!!!
not now though.
lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I hate this!
*tries to click non-existent button*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# :D
Edit: racist!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# racist!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Damn you, I.m drunk and cannot draw. Intsead have this, I was sober:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# would...
get graphite on my willie...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
#
I mean...
www.b3ta.com/board/9040487
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Is that a question..
or a statement?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I understand.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# wooopurdy!!!!!!
is she your muse????
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I fucking wish,
I'd love to be Klimt, fucking all those muses
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# loltoo true???
or the famous photographer, wht was he called......oh yeak.... hefner
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# What an old bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Ageist!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Yeah, fuking right you octogenarian!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
# octogenarian!!!
hahahaahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)
# how long did that take to do?
as it is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Probably an hour or two, didn't take much notice.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Why,,, she's not worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# That's incredible.
Is it Angelina Jolie?

(If it isn't, then it's not any less awesome).
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)
# It's not;
random magazine model.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# It may be because I replace every celebrity with Angelina Jolie, then.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Not a bad idea though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)
# lol pencils
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# lol rubbish paper
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# lol
i screwed it up on porpoises, my scanner burnt it out flat, I like the effect.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# i made a treasure map for my kids
which involved screwing up flattening out, more scrunching, and oxo.

Good result :D
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)
# oh yes!
This is the main reason why I only use pens.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)
# eh?
pencils ARE evil!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# b afraid
2b very afraid!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# *quivers*
*arrows too*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# FUCK YOU BIROBASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)
# guess again :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# FUCK YOU, FUCKER!
*Hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:18, archived)
# haha!
Close enough I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Those cheeky Macedonians...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Baffling Eastern Europe-related gags FTW!
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)
# OH YEAH!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I'd like to send this as a christmas card.
It's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Go for it, it's all there.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:49, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# hehe
i know macedonians, though i don't quite get this joke :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Not so much to do with Macedonians...
as with the direction of takeoff...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# ah.
my fault was in thinking that macedonia had anything to do with the joke :-P well done either way
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I suppose...
it would have been a better joke if it had been kangaroo air or some such... Didn't think of it 'till now..
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# some of my best friends are Macedonians
/may contain lies

edit: it is obviously a social comment on the the Greek trade embargo of 1991
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Loser.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:44, archived)
# it's funny because all his best friends are macedonians
and he doesn't have any macedonian friends.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Ouch!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# tonight i went to a film screening and the last film to be shown was taking a while to get there
and someone said "we've got the rough cut here, let's just pop it in and see if it works" and i said "that's what she said"

cue the entire audience gasping and looking at me. girl sitting next to me pretending she didn't know me. zing



(also: did not actually mean that mean macedonians joke, mr. winthorpe)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Me and my macedonian friends have decided that this is good
well just me
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:53, archived)
# You lose,
and so does he/she.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# typo.
You meant 'work at McDonalds'
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)
# "may contain mcdonalds"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:46, archived)
# needs more Big Mac
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# ^This
Also needs more microwaved processed 'not' meat products.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Careful, contents may be hot.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:47, archived)
# careful, contents may suck
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)
# careful, contents may not be a hooker in a bag.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Careful, contents may be a super-massive black hole...
Hookers of galaxies... What's the difference?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Galaxies dont have wArts??

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Well, to be technically correct..
warts being within and of the galaxy would mean that galaxies have warts... :)
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
# spent the entire week tying myself in knots
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# amaryllis
saves the day with another beautiful animation
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I like a dees
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)
# That's rather
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# What the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:38, archived)
# lully
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# i love that i instantly know an animation is yours by the squigglevision :-)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:40, archived)
# lovley stuff
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 1:50, archived)
# woo :D
melikey
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# nicely
(Sabbie was bored until, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)

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