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# Before you say it, yes, you spin me right round like a record baby right round, round round
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I do this all day at work.
they pay me
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Do you work for Ikea testing division?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# nope
I worl in a ball bearing factory
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Well you still have rowing and WWII gun towers still left to play:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# nicely drawn
i bet he feels sick soon though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I feel sick.
It started last night. I'm just going to fill myself full of lager in a bid to fix it or get to the point I no longer care.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I like your style
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Spin in the opposite direction for awhile
works for me
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Teehee!
You silly!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# That's quite fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# you'll be sick you know
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# OMG
I'll say! :D


colon dee
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hmm, motorising an office chair to enable this, sounds like a productive use of time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Brilliant
very nicely drawn and animated. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# you are a fabulous animator/artist
woo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry]

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# What happens if you press the flashy red button?
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# He poops chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# ooo Emperor pez pooper
*patents
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha winner and not michael
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# this made my smirk gland chuckle
just when I thought it had been thoroughly depleted by dr. strangelove :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Excuse me sir...
Do you have a clubcard?
- reminds me of people at Tesco
(Mozzer51 Wimbling Wombles since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# photoshop disasters volume 1


it's the image that keeps on giving...

/sorry, after all the class stuff on here today, i thought fuck it, why not? blog
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# and giving
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# yes.
this was the start. thank you for inspiring me. haven't done much imagy stuff lately, mainly cos i am crap at Gimping. but yes, more of this sort of sick filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# 3hands!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# DNA tampering
www.b3ta.com/board/9052975
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# DNA tampons?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# He's a lovely chap.
Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# If you tell me this has been filtered i will cry.
Examines biggar....

verdict- unfiltered
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# electronically sketched.
but traced. I'm not embarrassed to trace stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# He wears corblimey trousers and lives in a...
No wait. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
If we ever do get visitors, I bet the fuckers would do it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# this reminds me
of The Troublesome Offspring of Cardinal Guzman
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I'll have to take your word for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I see tempting purple cake
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Bond decided to seek revenge for Christmas demotion to ITV4
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# there's an ITV4?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# parrently it comes free with your telly
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# one imagines it was created just for a joke
Person A: What's ITV4?

Person B: Nothing, it's completely pointless.

Geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# groans
...but still better than my xmas cracker jokelets
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Kin'ell....today is quality day on b3ta...click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# *memorises moves*
*performs when pissed*
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# *Joins in*
*Fails*
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# toot toot
farmyard lols
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Show your mount you care


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Maybe his (3rd) leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# so gonna to get caught
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
they should be thrown in the bin when done -not littering the countryside:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# But then you'd not be able to take a long, yearning look at it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# D':
crikey!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)
# ^this hard
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# On the sixteenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Cum-ridden fuck-whores:



Merry Chrimbo y'all muhfuhs. Have a dragon what I taked with my BRAND NEW LOVELY SHINY CANON EOS 450 what Mrs Vagabond bought me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# All this swearin' and shit!
You used to be so nice when it was raining in your pictures - hehe

nicely done - have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I feel swearing to give me the appearance
of being grown-up and having a attractive, devil-may-care attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Its not raining :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Don't worry. It will.
Oh it will rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# ah thats all good then :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Mos Eisley: a wretched hive of scum, villainy and seasonal drink-driving
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# hahhhahhhha
this is flimmin fantastic!
click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Crunch!
verreh nicely done sir
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Ever wanted that "soft feel" to the dinner table but worry about tripping over stuff??????


Click for bigger (397KB)
Get yourself a "Darklite(tm)", hoping to make a larger version so I can enjoy fireworks at Midday
(angriestangel, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# TITS
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# How odd...
George Lucas had a neck back then
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# George Lucas is Jim Royle from The Royle Family
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# well spotted...hahhahhahh
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# He looks like Rolf Harris
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# hehe so when they were designing jaja
he was saying "Can you tell what it is yet?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Good afternings to you all

Warning: Flashing lights and colours and such
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# WOO
just got round to clicky for anim..
twas wel worth it!

BURNTHINGS!!!!
hoorah
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I don't need the pope to tell me to do that!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Mountain Climbing

You see I got a copy of Painter
Click for bigger (76KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Painter
will change your life.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Naah.
It has it's place but it'd not going to replace photoshop for the kind of style I like to work in.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I understand what you are saying.
But I'd suggest that if you buy a few DVD's from the Corel Masters series and learn more about it as a tool you'll get more out of it and soon consider Photoshop to be very poor in comparison when it comes to actual painting. ( I love photoshop for illustration but nowadays I don't even consider it for painting or sketching ).
Horses for courses but there is a lot to discover in painter and the more you learn the better it gets.
Painter is as close as you are ever going to get to putting paint on canvas without the mess.

edit:/ Allow me to spam some of my painter efforts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Ahh see I am quite freaky
because I like the mess :) If I want to paint or sketch I paint and sketch and then use the scanner or the camera to get them into the machine. Personally thats what I like about the new versions of all these bits of graphic software, there are so many ways to do stuff. So we can go back to being artists and use the tools to create what we want rather than being defined by the tools.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# *mutters something about filters*
*stands well back*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I don't know why people have trouble with Filters, I use them all the time.
A lot of them are rubbish, some of them though are certainly useful in the 'process'
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I believe he meant " the use of filters to fake a photo into a painting"
then post on here in a "arent i clevar"

You can tell the filter mongers on here.
Nonic aint one of them.....Thas why he gets in such an arse every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# True in certain respects...
..but B3TA is more about the ideas we come up with rather than a showcase for awesome art skills. I am sure people must get fed up with my numpty arty farty stuff filling up B3TA everyday. If filters help someone get that joke/message across then I say good luck to them, obviously if someone thinks just using a filter is something to be proud of, then of course they are a bit of a cunt.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# "people must get fed up with my numpty arty farty stuff filling up B3TA everyday"
No. i love it all, good bad and awsome, funny or groan-inducing. arty-farty or dr dyslexia. and humour is always win. but sometimes technique is win. both together = w/y/h lol
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# funny you should mention Dr D
I happen to think his stuff borders on genius or mental instabillity.
His stuff just fucking cracks me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# sometimes i think it is genius
and sometimes the other. soemtimes i laugh and ris at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# agree...b3ta is a humour site....
but usually those with the art of comedy....also have the gift of art. I dont mind art postings by members that post a good percentage of grins. But thems that post 90% art get right on my chuff.

thas a point...talking of grins...i aint seen Toasty fo a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Emergency grin to help my percentage...
Later that same day
Mountain disappointment


Click for bigger (76KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hhahhahhahhhahhhahha
Perfect!
click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I only usually get such an arse because I am an arse.
I don't even have a problem with filters. I do, as you say, get the hump when somebody passes someone else's image through a few filters then posts it here in a new thread as if they have accomplished something.
I don't mind if people accuse me of using filters ( if you count the odd blur on layers and some texturing then I do use them ) as I know how much drawing and brushing I do on the old Wacom and I'm happy that I created something either from new or took a reference and put my take on it.
The thing with filters tat gets me is some people are happy to take a photo, click a filter and say 'look what I made' and that just makes me embarrassed for them. It is no accomplishment to know how to click a couple of tool buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# is that a goatse pic
or a woman in a goatse pose? or maybe just too much b3ta and i see it everyhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I saw Goatse; I think it's just a woman covering her boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# oops.
i think maybe you are correct. pass the mindbleach please.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# ^this
(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Noon fella
Long time no see

Good festivities?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Noon.
Sorry I had to run out then.
Yes, festivities, such as they were, were quiet, just as I like it. I don't do Christmas beyond making the lad happy.
I'm feeling a bit Tom Dick today. I hope I'm not getting the vomit bug.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# That is simply stunning
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Oooh Yay for snowy peaks :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# NOW THIS
Is damn Purrdy
(angriestangel, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# that is lovely
very much woo/yay territory...

/sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# pew
(jimage, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# That is superb.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# i think she'd make a better emperor :P
*still a v. woo pic.. just in terms of casting :D*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ^nods
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# agreement
x2
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# nicely:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# lovely saber/sabre
M ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Top shopping.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# wow
w/y/h - excellently done
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# That is quite simply superb
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# brill
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Top Shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ^this
woos are truly becoming a lost art
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# most splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# top banana
you have skills, young padawan.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Woo
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] would

also here-
www.b3ta.com/board/9052513
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# phwoar, woo to your d2ildo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# something just sooooonaughty about the expression.
As if she just has or is about to...

*edit

no?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# probably both
edit : I myself think the monalisa had indigestion that day. Its not a popular opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I've read the da vinci code *unfortunately* I know what that expression means
itmeans carrie fisher is actually a man.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# ^this
has lemminged much jiz in teenage years *blog
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# she's likely so high in that picture they got her chained to the floor to stop her floating away
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hahhahhaaaahhahhah
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# How do you post a huge image and keep it under 100 kb??????
It looks perfect too, what software to drop the kb so low???
(Catnipppp, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# most people use
photoshop and it's 'save for web' function, which will allow you to set parameters for optimisation.
Most software packages have an option to optimise but if not there is free stuff out there. Just google 'image optimisation software'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# QUESTION
what is the software to compress so beautifully??? How do you post a huge image on b3ta and keep it under 100 kb?????? Write me at [email protected]
(Catnipppp, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Explains the smile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# From rootsxrocks post...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# duncan?
goodwoo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# :)
Post surgery Matt Lucas:P

EDIT: BEst I could do with the monitor res on this PC.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# he has a lovely smile
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# the same as he worn as he's slain thousands.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# TJ (with woo)
My daughter has Over The Hedge for Gameboy Advance.

How the fuck does one save the game? It is fine up until the gameboy is turned off, but loses everything then, which is obviously shit.

A surprise gift for anyone who can help.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Ah did you get the amnesia edition?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# It is pissing me right off.
Utterly useless if it won't save.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# reminds me of a WWF game I had on the N64
No mercy i think it were.. the initial release had a bug in it that would save you progress for so long.. but then wipe the file. most iritating it was.. but apparently they traded it in for one that worked for free, but I had sold it all before i found out about that.

possibly a similar thing? does google not provide any answers?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I can find nothing.
It seems unlikely - it is saving the progress whilst the machine is on, but a 7 year old takes months to complete games, so that is of no use at all (I have no manual).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# yeah.. no mercy saved for several on offs.. then would randomly disappear.
but it is a massive shit when it happens. :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I've looked everywhere and can't find anything so it's not a big issue.
Three options There's a menu button you haven't found, it autosaves at a specific point or there's a save option in the main menu.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I have pressed everything and completed 1/4 of the game ;(
Why is there no online manual?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Why do you not have a manual?
Also so ther an online manual, rob:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
#
"That's the main problem with Over the Hedge on the GBA. After you've played through each type of level once, the novelty wears off. Unfortunately, you have to play through each chapter multiple times to collect all the food that's required to unlock subsequent chapters and eventually beat the game. Most people don't have the patience to tolerate that much tedium. The exception, of course, is really young children, who will likely be more receptive to the simplistic and repetitive nature of the levels than anyone over the age of eight will. "

edit://
"Navigating the menu is a bit difficult to comprehend at first, but once you realize the central forest area is a large hub with hollow logs leading off to the different levels and options menus, it makes a bit more sense, and actually is quite interesting."
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Yep, but I still cannot save.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I assume that one of the hollow logs
goes to the options menu and there may be a save option there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Sadly, not.
Hence my problem.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I just read something that says
"support functions - cartridge save" having no idea how these things work does it imply it saves to another cartridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# No other cartridge room available.
I have quite the game and I can return to the game I want easily enough, as long as I do not turn off the power.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# But if you've played it
how did you save it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I've not played it.
I don't even know what a gameboy looks like. I'm merely quoting some stuff from the web in the hope that it might be helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# RUMBLED!!!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# You slacker.
Why are you not 80 yet? Took me just over a week.

eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Aszune&n=Kasharen
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# this is the future
forget hair transplants!

dna me tyrano lizard on me bonce.

wooty
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Yes
I want a hedgehpg grafted to my noggin!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# How do you post a huge image and keep it under 100 kb??????
what is the software to compress so beautifully??? How do you post a huge image on b3ta and keep it under 100 kb?????? Write me at [email protected]
(Catnipppp, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] it's been a while.. hello.. have this.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Hahah
I have that tshirt:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# chewy
used to be my school bag untill he was over stuffed with jackets at an incubus concert and the moshing go the better of his zip :( not quite tshirt.. but I always intended to un pick his face and attach it to a brown hoody.. this is still something I have yet to do.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Damn can't find the image.
It's basically on Luke and Han holding a very hairy baby with Chewie sneaking off in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# :)
damn you vast erray of human kind and your similar thought patterns...

I was going to do it with Jabba's face but I decided chewie was funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Woo
Yay



Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# hahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# hoorah!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# 27th December - Purple Planet
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# yays
*necks purple people eaters*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I heard that that song was all about post war prostitutes giving blowjobs for yankee dollar
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaha
I was more refering to the acid:P

Happy Chrimbo mate. How'd it go?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# nicley
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# lummy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Are you doing this again in 2009?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Probably not
I'm going to take a break for a while and then see what happens. I'll keep posting bits but not daily.
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Fair enough
I can imagine doing something every day can take some time and when lacking inspiration aswell could be a bit of a pain
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# ooh that's lovely.
may I upload my purplish planet?


Click for bigger (883kB)

here is a link to the full size version.

zoot.cadillac.googlepages.com/Sunrise_by_ZootCadillac.jpg (6MB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I like how you used Fibers for the water.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# fork handles you want?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
Shopped images only:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# YAY
The producer gets me a bigger light sabre every year.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# you have your orders leutennant, i suggest you carry them out

or is taking orders from a squirrel beneath you?


www.b3ta.com/board/9052338 - rhino girl
www.b3ta.com/board/9052459 - umm

rightly well I got to go to work at 2

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# obsessed :)
there's a lot of it about.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# there is?
squirrels in the air force?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# oh yeh
have you got a cfb, i think this may be the best yet, those legs look mighty fine
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:49, archived)
#
unfortunately the source pics are from an online dressing up shop. and are usually quite small.
I can make it a bit bigger

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/32970/1230375941/wingsuqadrenleadertracy2big.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:06, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# taking orders from a squirrel beneath you?
sick fucker
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:14, archived)
# xD
guilty
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Are you doing these in an ironic 'LOL squirrels with tits' way
Or do they genuinely give you the horn?

You seem to be doing lots of them these days.

Theyre rather well done, but im a little creeped out by the frequency of them!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# who wouldn't get the horn from them?


anthro is inherently sexy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# *hunches over speeding fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Perhaps something more kinky?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Needs more fishnets
edit: Do you really have a large dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
# um...why are you that interested?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Haha - that link is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# ta :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:55, archived)
# nah they are just genuinely


shit easy to make
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# the squirrels with tits just blast off your clone tool?
hmmmm blasting off the clone tool...
yep that works...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:51, archived)
# its easyer than that i litterally just have it down to three layers now
make a human skin layer and set it to "difference transparency" and magic wand all the bits of skin from the bottom layer to the new raster layer we will call the skin layer.
the result is a creepy black woman.

copy the skin layer and paste onto a squirrel
select the bg layer of the squirrel and copy its fur.
Take that fur and make it a new layer on top of the skin layer.
call the new layer "over skin layer" and make it partially transparent.

finally make a third layer and whack on a squirrels head


edit : and don't forget to change the skin layer back to normal transparency and use clarify on it to make the light and shadow work a bit harder.

Thats as close to a tutorial as I can do
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:00, archived)
# lol
too. busy. fwapping...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# gah
put me off my rhythm now

edit : Cheddar cheese was sometimes (and still can be found) packaged in black wax, but was more commonly packaged in larded cloth, impermeable to contaminants but still allowing the cheese to breathe, although this practice is now limited to Europe and to artisan cheese makers. In the United States, Cheddar cheese comes in several varieties, including mild, medium, sharp, extra sharp, New York Style, Colby/Longhorn, white, and Vermont. New York style Cheddar cheese is a particularly sharp Cheddar cheese, sometimes with a hint of smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Ah. A flying squirrel!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# mmmm acorny fadge
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I am enjoying
these. I think nutty clunge was my fave
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# testy
(I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:34, archived)
# i wouldn't let that thing anywhere near my testes
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)
# those teeth *look* sharp
but in fact they are made of soft rubber and all mr lizard wants to do is massage your jacobs with his gentle jaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Go on then...
"Jacobs"..?!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Jacob's Crackers
= knackers
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# aka Jatz Crackers
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Nicely!
In other news, has anyone here seen Religulous yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)
# no, what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Bill Maher documentary about Religion.
It is rather amusing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religulous

Not the most amazing documentary, but still amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Now available on-line
For free.
(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Films for free on the internets?
WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I say we take off and nuke the site from air. It's the only way to be sure.
Woo and 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# 'ning chap
'ning the /board

yay! rootsxrocks
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Ning to ya both!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# 'ningles Luther!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# don't start that again, i blame you for the whole thing
he's renamed again, spect we'll see him later, bless him.
www.b3ta.com/talk/5779575

yay!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# So he has.
The nick says he'll be trying to eat humble pie. Fortunately I have him on ignore.
I'd also like to point out to begin with I was uncharacteristically tollerance and helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# i was going to do the same,
but thought it amusing to see my good name sullied, also, he's funny
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Yes
in a sad, pitying way.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# That's a rather woosome scary little beastie
Happy Day After Boxing Day, you lovely boardsters :D Did you all have nice Christmases?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I spent mine with drunken aussies
One who's party piece, sadly, was the elephant empression. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# sound's about right, I wish I spent mine similarly.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# no :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 10:37, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)

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