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Tits or not they are still bloody vermin.

Horrid betitted tree rats, you get a 50p bounty if you turn in thier tails.
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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 4:13, archived)

I wonder....

What's the last thing that went through her mind?

Nice artage! :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 4:17, archived)

the bullet.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)

Squirrels, is it?

Have a real one.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 4:42, archived)

hahaha

ace

LOUD NOISE LOLS - i step away from the mike to breathe hahahahaha

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 4:56, archived)

Good work. Squirrels with tits can SHIT OFF.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 8:23, archived)

here everyone thats on tonight have this squirrelized wonder woman I made

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:41, archived)

;)

www.b3ta.com/board/9055375

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 6:08, archived)

wonderful :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 8:57, archived)

its a blast

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:25, archived)

spitzenklasse!

wyh

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Kaiser, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:26, archived)

Nooo! Wall-E!

I like your robot, he has character.

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zoldergoose, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:27, archived)

this is

splendid

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:27, archived)

Rocket tits, away!

Wonderfully done. Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:28, archived)

Oh very nice!

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:28, archived)

awesome

but make him walk off so it loops better

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 4:04, archived)

Wicked cool!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 4:43, archived)

nicely done

very woo

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 5:02, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:18, archived)

If I could I think I would probably go everywhere in a hot air balloon.

Good arts.

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zoldergoose, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:20, archived)

*grins*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:24, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)

Very old pea, but still applies to your efforts.

WYH

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)

I would... er.. 'fix' it, but I lack the effort

so imagine I have correctly CDCd the turkey

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:18, archived)

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)

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arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:37, archived)

Look:

Shalroth's Mum got him some silly hats for Xmas

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:37, archived)

I wish I could stop it flashing like that,

it's embarassing.

Ooh, is it a trapper, is it a Max, I'm not sure...

EDIT: And I love these hats. Nobody's ever bought me a hat before. And I have thirteen new paris of socks. Aceness!

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:38, archived)

i feel your pain

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arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)

I love your work sir.

Happy new year!

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:41, archived)

thanking you :)

you too... i thoroughly intend to not remember it beginning.

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arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:43, archived)

I don't remember the beginning of 2008...

...until about March which is quite good going.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)

i remember 2007.. as I was on a beach in brighton listening to fat boy slim...

but 2008 is a mystery to me. this is either through alcohol or uneventfulness...

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arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:45, archived)

It's ok.

It was dull. A bunch of lovely people died and there was a flock of seagulls.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:55, archived)

Yay!

I love this, you're just so darned happy lookin! :D

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:41, archived)

it's a carefully controlled and rationed facade

5,5... thay're to attach to the cs if you want facade spelt with some autheticity..

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arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:44, archived)

No I don't

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:45, archived)

disçard them at you pleasure.

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arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)

*pleasures*

*wipes*
*discards*

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:48, archived)

Sumi ma sen...

Sore wa nan desu ka?

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:53, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)

Hahaha!

Winnah! :D

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:40, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:50, archived)

is that a bison? if so I have eaten one of those...

...not a whole one obviously.

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arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:51, archived)

ja!

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Kaiser, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:55, archived)

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:52, archived)

heheh

woo!

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Kaiser, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:56, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:53, archived)

original guitar waggle gif was valin's I believe.

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arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:50, archived)

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:55, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:57, archived)

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:02, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:09, archived)

That's feckin ace! :D

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)

Thx.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:17, archived)

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:19, archived)

DICKMEN!!!

BTW, link to a previous Epic CDC
thread, for anyone that is interested.
www.b3ta.com/board/7357835

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:23, archived)

meh

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:26, archived)

Damn dirt cocks!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:31, archived)

BLACK METAL IST KRIEG!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 7:34, archived)

Crikey!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:19, archived)

mmmmm

turkey..

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:22, archived)

you're SO drunk bmumblebee!

you'll just end up posting a faaaar to large gif and people will complain!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:31, archived)

*complains*

There's no money shot in that porno!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:33, archived)

there's..

..suggestive dancing between a girl and 2 people of unknown genders dressed as a mule.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:38, archived)

My first thread, so be nice :)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)

shocked fruit.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)

frocked shuit

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)

/eats them all

muahahaha. take that fruit!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:49, archived)

carowallis?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:03, archived)

No Sir, I is not a ladygirl.

If this is what you mean

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 3:09, archived)

What happened to her?

I liked her talking food stuff.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 8:55, archived)

Surely bindun?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)

Hahahah!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)

lol

Supposed to be some kind of coinslot/thingy where your wish comes out. I'm lazy shut up.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:42, archived)

careful what you want from these arcade games...

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:56, archived)

I lolfl'd

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)

Hahaha!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)

giggles

I have been watching Derren Brown and i noticed that one of the video trailers asked me to visit a website.
lucky me there is a video of a guy trying to hypnotise me into spending $600 on a how to hypnotise course. err... nsf.. umm the easily lead..

edit : I was hypnotised into thinking I was interesting... sorry

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS???

I know the reference to the film Big, but what does he get turned into? It looks like Snarf from the Thundercats, but that doesn't make any sense so I assume I'm very wrong.

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Rico, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:48, archived)

Big the Cat

from Sonic Adventure

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:49, archived)

ZOLTAR DOBBERFY!

woo!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:54, archived)

Morning b3ta.

I have tonsilitis. Fuck.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)

shit

:| not nice
have a get well hug!

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:20, archived)

Hahaha!

And I apologise but I'm just obsessed with this tonight...

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)

YOUR OBSESSED!!!!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:37, archived)

I SAID THAT!!!!

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:42, archived)

oh my, that's nastay!! Have an old pea

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 4:31, archived)

Haha - ace!

I like the muted lol from Zolty.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)

Subject: re: FRee P-E-N-l-S PlLLZ WOW!! yvxhkmeti r

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)

hope everyone had a good xmas :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)

Oh my yes . . . and thank Mars for wearing the mask !

How about yourself ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)

not bad ta

spent it with the mad inlaws :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)

I was until I saw this...

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arrangedletters, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)

pah!

:D well it was only a quick and crap jsut to say hello and 5 days without b3ta is hard! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)

Got all the old gang back together this Chrimbo.

^cfb

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:48, archived)

Mongy

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:02, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)

Hah

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)

Had a merry old time did you ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:06, archived)

We were fuckin' munted!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)

Good show !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)

is this an early publicity shot

for teh quo?

edit: also - labia mmmmmm

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)

EWcomic #40 - Snow

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)

The Iceman cometh !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)

YAY FOR SNOWS!!!! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)

I've forgotten what snow looks like :(

*shakes fist at pesky relatively warmish london weather*

Woo etc.

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)

Its cold white stuff that melts

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)

BEHOLD, FROSTILLICUS!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)

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McBadger COW, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)

nice one:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)

ares* candle please

I have enough unemployed
*arse

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)

Nicely! Sorry bout the threadjack but not worth own thread...

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..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)

you're obsessed!!!!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)

BUT HE'S SO SHOPPABLE!!

I reckon I could go a few more rounds with him, but I'll try and resist!

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..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)

No point in stopping now . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)

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McBadger COW, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)

also: SHADOW IS A FACE!!

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McBadger COW, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)

Yeh, I covered that already...

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)

oooh by 'eck

I'm still new to this thread ;D

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McBadger COW, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)

That's leggin' it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)

aaaaaaaaargh

*runs like fcuk!!!!@#$%*
*shakes*

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:18, archived)

Catch . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)

'send package'

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McBadger COW, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)

LORDY!

He sure has a sweet ass ;D

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McBadger COW, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:46, archived)

Totally Trippin' Dude !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:49, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!!! You are nuckin' futs. Wil!

(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:07, archived)

What?

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)

Weeeeeeee . . . propeller guy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)

He's spinning on the gravitational centre of his cock sock's mass!

Obviously...

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..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)

It real stands out . . .

E=CSM squared !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)

There's the missing connection !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)

0_o

but hahaha

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)

that poor sock, having to be shoved down his tights

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)

Darn. I thought it was a ferret.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)

if it is, it is dead

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)

Whatever it is it's gone to his head.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)

it seems to be living under his nose

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:14, archived)

For extra heat . . . burn both ends against the middle . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)

quick & dirty

so, so dirty
Evening folks
Good christmas etc?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)

hahahaha nice

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)

Arf!

but... medium-rare?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)

hahaha

brill

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)

Wooof to the pup trooper !

And yes . . . very exciting !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)

exciting christmas?

I am intrigued

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)

I got not just two . . . but . . . 24 new teefs !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)

when you used the word 'exciting'

are you sure you didn't mean 'hideously painful'?
:|

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)

No . . . it was/is totally painless . . . the posts were already in . . .

CHOMP !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)

Lol dogs!

Yes festive holiday was fine
Now back to sheffield tomorrow
then to val thorens in 5 days :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)

WooF

yay

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:42, archived)

It's in SLEEP MODE. The new 3DHHD GAMING SYSTEM FROM Dplx. SALE THIS TUESDAY - *49.99T* FOR PENULTIMATE DEATH VI - Get it NOOOOOOOOOOW!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

street fighter

chess, what a great combination :D

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)

No the chessboard is the front panel of the games console.

It projects a 3d picture in HHD.
High-High-Def

:)

Ed: Yes, it is a good combo
:P

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)

ACE

I want three!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)

Checkies . . . King Me !

Where do we get it . . . dplx.com/gaming ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)

That's it yes.

They come out in 2011, so best prebook now.

These are gonna be bigger than hamburgers!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)

I see that it's being tested in China !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)

AHHHHHHHHhahahahaha

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)

ahahahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)

ahahahaha also

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:20, archived)

^all of these

love the spacking motion of teh face

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)

I'll get in early

by demanding a refund before I've bought any :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)

Would, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, wouldn't.

(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)

super!

the little woodys expressions are fantastic

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)

That loaded without an image for me,

which made me smile.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

May I slip this in here?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

gone a bit quiet

woo for this fine upstanding picture

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)

Original tintype ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)

Hava Nagila !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)

Nicely :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)

*cough*

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..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)

did you hear about the thalidomide-victim pornstar?

he had an arm like a baby's cock

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)

*splutters*

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)

I draw the line at

squirrelizing that

edit : i did consider it tho

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you are fucking mad

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)

What else could it be!?

It certainly can't be genitalia, THEREFORE he must be surrogating someones feotus, IT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION!

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..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)

now explain the umbilical cord

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)

'He' is actually a she that's halfway thru a sex change, hence the odd hips

'his' overkill on the masculine elements like the moustache, and of course his disturbing camel toe, but as he still has a womb he can have surrogate pregnancies and this one came premature, BUT, happily his incredulously tight leggings held the baby in stasis until the convention he was attending ended and all posing for pictures was over, THEN he quickly ran to to the hospital to get help!!

The baby and it's 'mother' were both fine...

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..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)

thank

the heavens

I read about another man who was addicted to break fluid in the newsletter just now

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)

Also just noticed:

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..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)

Aah yes . . . I was looking for . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)

Crikey.

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ClanSoul, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)

Thinking with two heads . . .

may or may not be better than one . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:55, archived)

hahahaha

you've been playing with his naughty bits

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)

AAAAHAAHA

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)

More trombones!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXitAt16meo

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)

"I may be an ugly man, but I have an impressive manhood, ladies!"

he seems to say

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)

Stand and deliver.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)

Dunno bindun or not

*?*

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LS18, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)

fantastic

woo yay

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)

Hahahahahaha

It should've been if it hasn't!!

Clickola

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)

I would have also accepted: downs

woo yay

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)

good idea--didn't think of it tho

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LS18, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)

this was my thoughts too..

now I can see it quickly being done with a child of said disease...

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)

Oh nose . . . does that mean I won't get my delivery ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)

O lawd

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)

Are you expecting a box too ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)

Yes

and hopefully not any other kind of package.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)

cor this took me fuckin ages valin hope you like it

Click for bigger (34KB)

edit most of the time was spent "looking" for a ups porn star not as easy as I thought it would be

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)

Schweeeeeeet . . . I'm a big tipper too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)

doudbt you will get the chance

they usually just leave a card and fuck off down the road before you get to the top of the stairs.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)

I could scent that one over a block away . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)

I'm not Vallin

and I do like it.

So fuck you.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)

im glad xD

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)

she can shake my package any time

etc, etc, etc.

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)

Speaking of packages, isn't this rather disturbing one:

img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/strange-man-bulges-in-leggings.jpg
Rather similar to this somewhat more famous one:
www.pinkgodzillagames.com/events/tron%20guy-thumb.jpg

Methinks it may be the same man!?

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..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)

moonbuggy do not liek hotlinking it would seem..

if you want disturbing packages you need the words saline and inflation.

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)

hahahaha!

what have you done to my body, and who's head is that?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)

images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&sa=3&q=Wilfred+Brimley&btnG=Search+images

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)

caccoooon

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:52, archived)

I like this one

but it has a long adress name

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)

what the hell? he's william tell

and he's grown a nut cluster aswell

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)

Is Tron guy in another costume methinks, no?

Curious now, if we looked and found him in other costumes, would it become evident he might have an ulterior motive? Like they all involve scary looking tight leggings?

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..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)

AHA!!

Jay Maynard! Google it!

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..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)

I see what you mena

he does look like the tron guy but with a far superior 'tache.. but then that could just be being fatist.. as once your face starts to reach critical roundness everyone does start to look the same...

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)

I just did some google sluething!

And yes, just about all his guises involve extremely tight and thin leggings and the famous Tron camel toe, for some reason...

images.google.co.uk/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=jay+maynard&btnG=Search+Images

He also seems to basically make a living out of being an internet meme, which is kinda cool! flickr.com/photos/andyi/2442620426/

farm1.static.flickr.com/21/26744476_062b5c21c3.jpg?v=0 WTF kinda body shape is that tho!? He's gone wrong!

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..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)

i just read his account of how he made the tron costume

interesting

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)

No argument there!

I want one! :D

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..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)

snarf

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gravytrain, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:54, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)

hahahaha

uncanny

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)

Is that 2nd picture of Peter Griffin?

...nevermind, Peter Griffin doesn't have a moustache

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:57, archived)

Aaaand put the freshness back...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)

can you deliver HER by next-day delivery

*awaits postman*

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)

hahaha

nicely! :)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)

Haha

On a similar note, UPS speed delivery caught on CCTV...

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zoldergoose, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)

hahah--Unemployment line tomorrow

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LS18, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)

must've taken lessons at royal mail

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)

hahahahaha!

god shave the queen :)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)

:D you see anything familiar in the face of the shaver?

*like Dubya, perhaps?*

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LS18, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)

bloody hell

i knew he looked familar but never twigged it, i shall now go back and click it again, top stuff

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:56, archived)

Nicely!

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..wil, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)

Hehe

\o/ yay

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)

excellent

excellent and excellent

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)

bloody delivery services...

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DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)

shitting hell this was more diffucult than Im used to but there is a much bigger click

Click for bigger (276KB)
you can paddle a canoe along the seams but well quick and dirty

edit : I'm not for using large source from now on

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)

Top Squirrelisation - Jamnog

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)

surrealy picked by a

hedgehog
www.b3ta.com/board/9055034

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)

heh heh

cheeky girls are after my NUTS:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)

They've got the cutest hairy bee's knees !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)

Whoah! break out the Veet!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)

blimey it's quiet on here tonight

edit: 'ning limited number of b3tans

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)

Superb hahahaha

*click*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)

thanks!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)

hahahaha

love it......could also win tesco value award

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)

I was going to make the notepad Tesco Value

But was far too lazy to add that much detail :)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)

Vaaaaaaaaaaaflipliplipliplipflaplaplaplap !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)

nyom nyom nyom

flip plap plap plap
doodle doodle doodle

:D

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)

Great concepts . . . better than most rentals . . . really !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)

this is smarvelous

so smarvelous that it requires eighteen esses in this sentence to truely express how smarvelous it realy is

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)

thankssssssssssssssssss!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)

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