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# I done gone coloured a walrus.
happy saturday.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Can his day get any worse?
I like this
(munzor in the jungle, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Claims Direct!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Meticulously done !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)
# that is fantastic :D
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Works for me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# wow dude
thats some cool skills there
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# perfect
make more!
(Sabbie was bored until, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] proverbial
(rogerzilla, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Indeed . . . for those who want to make an ash of themself !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# oh man, that burns
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# All the way down my sides . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] A new batch of shite!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# It will take a while to put price tags on . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)
# :(


(deathbyfeedback, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I want to drink static.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# VAT 319 . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# What the shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# I forgot to turn it off.


Follow up from
www.b3ta.com/board/9104116
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# *dramatic chord*
Dun-dun-DUUN!
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Whodunnit!!!!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# hahaha
thats probably the funniest gif ive ever seen!
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# U R DOING IT WRONG, JOHN.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] *new diet evian should be consumed as part of a low-fat, calorie-controlled diet... etc.



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(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Says naive backwards.
Not a coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# And calories backwards is
salories
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Calories backwards is Gullible.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
# lol i love this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# thanks!
v kind
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# HA!
Zat's a good one
*click*
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I'm guessing that it contains H 1 O . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# ban this now!
www.dhmo.org/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# i drink this regularly
/gay blog

also: woo
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:27, archived)
# xD

Skwirrels go home!
edit : oh I almost forgot the image links to my gallery of crap
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# S S S SEXY RAT?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# S S SEXY FLYING BAT SQUIRREL?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# OH GOD, I JUST MADE A MUSS OF MY TROUSERS :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# A sexy muss?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# bi U;n bit sext kuje
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)
# F F F FUCKED IF I KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# En Guard !
So far you have enough in your gallery for more than three yearly calendars . . . keep going !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# such is the plan
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# SPARTAN!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)
# ASPIRTINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Prepare to put your groaning faces on...



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Tributo a Adam Fogo... Who provided groanable entertainment in chemistry
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# *SPANG!*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
# oh.. my
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Aaarrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# is that from the film
scanners?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# It's from a site somewhere
Sorry for the delay in answering, my firefox froze my puter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# thats ok i was
away getting a bass and checking on the pork chops
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# HERE WE GOO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Goo tastes slimy
It does
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# GOO-GOO-GA-CHOO
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Arf!!
chortles
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# I missed a lot of details on it anyway
oh vell, its up anyway
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# CHEMISTRY FUN TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS!


Also: hi!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# spaaang
completely expresses teh sentiment i get from this cartoon

hahahaha nice one dude
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I thought of this while I was in Tesco's
Made me laugh so it's probably been done before..


(Anal Baby You Smell, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# oh dear...
...
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# use the upload codes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
#
Yeah I tried it kept wiping them out...
(Anal Baby You Smell, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Read your gaz. Instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# No, seriously. I'm being helpful and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
# then, it seems, you are doomed!
DOOOOOMED!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# 'It'?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# YOUR LANDING GEAR IS DOWN..PULL UP!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# fuck fuck!
he's going to hit the trees with his projected underbelly!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# HE'S COMIN RIGHT AT US!
*jumps through window*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# FUCK! ZEBRAS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
# THERE'S A SALE AT PENNYS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
#
Right here's goes attempt 2...
(Anal Baby You Smell, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# use edit!
use ...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)
# BANZAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Hehehe
Excellent *enters dragon*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# WANGAA
ASSO!

Ace pronunciation!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Its pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I'll park this here, if i may.


Looks better huge, but isn't finished even then. This time I went ultra-small to avoid messing up like the last time.

And I'm not Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# nice carcar :D
whatever happened to dave anyway
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I don't think
I ever came in contact with Dave. But is my stuff similar? Or is it just any car post?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)
# no it's just 100% (or near enough) of his images were cars
this is better than his so don't worry :D

edit: though any car post will result in a "DAVE?" more likely than not
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I liked Dave's cars
you've got to have a lot of determination to get such a great use of colour and light in MSpaint
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# he does 90's cars like
escorts and cavaliers
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)
# that is brilliant
nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# TY
kindly
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)
# That's rather nice.
Ye gads! I was just watching Smack the Pony on 4OD. It's now 10 years old!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Da.... oh...! ;)
Unfinished or not, it looks veritably splendid - great work, girly! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Looks ready to drive . . .
count me in !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)
# ROAD TRIP!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Varoooooooooooom !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)
# oh god they were terrible cars :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Don't say that!
This actual one belongs to a B3tan and she loves it!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I've driven one about, I really disliked it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I have an old Dodge
it was a joy to drive, you just had to book corners in advance. And hope a little.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# YOU LIE! :0
I like 'em so much I have THREE of them. They are the duck's nuts - pretty uncommon over here in Aus, and they are real bloke magnets: pretty much every weekend, I'm asked about my car.

Sundaegirl, thank you so much for this, it's ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Your Cars are
Lovely I want to drive them.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Pop over to Australia much?
If you're ever in Brisbane, give me a yell and I'll take you cruising! Oh, and that's not a euphemism for anything, by the way...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 5:33, archived)
# Just one more variant on this cliché, OK?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# aww, don't worry, history will look on him favourably, condi said
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Condi said?
Isn't that a song by the Velvet Underground?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# it could be
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# While part of me wants them all dead
a great part of me wants them all to live long enough to find out what history thinks of them.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I doubt they give a shit to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Don't let the door hit you on the way out
/nothing to do with the post blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Excitement on the edge of the box...

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# hahaha
oh yes, now this i would watch
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# ^ this
Release cloned dinosaurs on to the pitch at random intervals!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# give them laZer eyes too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# i reckon there should be randomly opening trapdoors in the pitch
and flamethrowers in the walls, like in robot wars.

also they should all be riding motorbikes with grizzly bears in the sidecars.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
# a ball for every player
and each ball is identified by making a particular pitched beep when it is kicked or bounces

seriously I would watch football then
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# i vaguely remember seeing something on tv a while ago about football for the blind.
the ball beeped and the team captains guided the players from the sidelines.

the crowd had to stay absolutely silent. it was very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)
# now see
if there was lots of balls beeping at different pitches

then this would have been funny, not odd

now, if it was blind mongs

and the balls played different types of ice cream van music, it would be fucking chaos!

/going *straight* to hell blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)
# A football that explodes at random intervals would be GREAT!
/in favour of the 'passing game' blog
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Here you go,,,,
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/psd/7085.henry.psd
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# You!
Seen the new 30 rock yet?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Shocking decision referee....

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Oh dear! Mild peril!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# hahaha I havent seen that before its ace
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# based upon a true story
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
# she peas herself?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# I need to erm.. "buy" a photoshop that doesn't contain a trojan.. er.. or something
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# is that the metaphorical dinosaur of david murrays debt looming large ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# saturday mindflakes
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# your mind is a strange and wonderful place
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I will have to agree with the filename . . . nhdjtjztr !
Fill my bowl . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# he's just loving his sextoy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)
# god bless you :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# This happened to me once.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I love this stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# CBC - Crudely Baked Cocks
Baked this cake for my housemate for her 21st birthday, it came out worryingly well

(povey, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# too many pubes
7.5/10
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# also
Is that chunks of salmon coming out of it?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Nah, it's lumps of the offcuts
Salmon's a bit too expensive
(povey, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)
# It gives the impression of salmon :)
Top lurking btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# haha
holy shit
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Pah, mine had a realistic jizzing action.

Although not a bad effort :D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Haha, that's awesome
Very impressive
(povey, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Hahah bindun so many tie
You win with the fish though!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Needs more man icing
Also: Woo and gaz me a piece.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# chunky style spunk ?!
yikes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Yeah, I thought it looked a bit STD when it was finished
Oops
(povey, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Tonight Chewie I'm going to be



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(best I could do, I is poop at the computers dem...
(smirker neverletmetellyabouttheraggamuffinbiznessandting!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# hahahah
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha
WHY ISNT THIS BETTER RECIEVED
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Do not adjust your set . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Gort!
"Klaatu... barada... damn, forgot the last word... arrrghhhhh!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Me too . . . nothing seems to be working Nikto . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# LOLWHUT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Something has gone very wrong . . . I'm afraid . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# very wrong indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# wait--Ive seen that explosion before.... mmmm
ah yes, twas a bursting bubble, but a little more yellowish. This constitutes a pearo, and should be announced as such

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Naah . . . all anoucements have been curtailed until after the invasion of the static storm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# how odd :D
i wish i had a tv like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# They are pretty rare these days !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)
# HONEY, THIS THING'S BUSTED AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Her bust is her best part !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] LADIES! Tired of stocking ladders?



not made by me - can't remember where i got it.
(kol, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# 2 years and you're posting someone else's work in a new thread?
*NAZIS*
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# You called?
I saw the nazi signal and came as soon as I could.

*dinner dinner dinner dinners*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Oh dear, a photo from the 1940s which hasn't been shopped and isn't yours
bunker time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Tight
Fail
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Oh dear
This is bloody useless as the compo says, just not in the right way.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:51, archived)
# no meta-useless posts then? :P
arf!

/coat

(kol, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# oh dear!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# earbees?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Earbees!
They make ear-hunny
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# As long as I can spread it on toast....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# this is very strange
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Something about doing it all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# christ
am i the only one getting sick of 'fail'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# You're not alone
We should form a support group.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# i've started putting the worst 'failers' on ignore
but it knocks a lot of stuff off
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# You could call it
Federation
Against
Internet
Laziness
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# hmm
Fecal
Action
In
Leggings
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# your image editing skills have seriously been challenged here
simply putting your trousers on in the morning is probably quite mentally challenging for you too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# *sobs*
I followed the instructiobs but it's just too damn hard!
THat's morning glory for ya
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# ha! awesome
:D
hows tricks RG??
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# They're 7 good!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# good!
im listening to the hurricane out side and worrying about my roof!
happy days!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# parachute!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# It's one of the photos in the...
> Bizarre photo collection <

from this week's newsletter, for starters.
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Weebles in the wild pt2
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I like these,
but I know not why...

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
#
Weebles wobble but they never fall down!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)
# but they dont fall down
xD

edit also i caught you another one
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# frat!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# heheheheheh
he said something about feeling degraded before I let him go.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Dirrrrrrrribat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I am now confused
surely its a bog or a frat
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# That up there ^ is the noise it makes . . . perhaps . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# ahh indeed
it should make such a noise but it was beyond my hearing frequency.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# That Weeble looks like it might be full of Silly Putty !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I never really understood them
I mean, creatures that big.... if they only had wee balls, how the hell did they procreate?

Nevertheless, woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# that looks like A
prop I came up against today, except less sweaty

'lo and woo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# heh! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I have susupected.
I know this isn't a HT shop as it doesn't have wedding tackle. How long did it take you to stalk it? I looks like a bull weeble as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I waited in the bushes for 3 days
this morning the sun was high, the smell of hotdogs wafted across the park and the Weeble just came wobbling.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# You're a braver man than I!
I hear a bull weeble could run through up to three unmilk soaked weetabix!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
# I love this line
but it is too long for a board sig :(
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# That's coz it's uncup cuban!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# that sounds kinky
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Coke drives you to that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)
# coke is vile
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
# They do a diet version.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# It's an invasion!
Scarily realistic. Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# coo!
are you using a chrome ball thing for these?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# no, just careful photoshopping
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
#
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I've got that one too :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# hahah
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# :D
they look like they're having a brilliant day out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# this is odd and strangely unsettling
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] why take any chances ;(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Whaaaaaaaaaaaat ?
I could almost hear your house from here . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Without these the cost of the insurance is thru th' roof
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# In that case . . . I better get in on the ground floor !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Well, I s'pose you know what yer rafter
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Yes . . . I peak at the crown moulding !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:26, archived)
# then i trust you'll take concrete steps to get there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# As soon as the deal is cemented !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Reporter to actress Daly:
Do you think he will ever be your Valin, Tyne?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Perhaps after the pre-nups are settled . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# My, what big muffs you have!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I like the freaky little 'glitch in the matrix' thing happening on the left end of the image
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# oh yes and on the right too. I just tossed it together
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# nooooo....
it looks beautiful! ...really!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Thanks
Any chance you are a Missourian? Thought I once heard you mention some location or whatever that I am familiar with.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Yes I am
Saint Louis County, very close to the Mississippi River.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Cool--I'm a native, near Rolla in central MO
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Cool! Not too far from here then.
I kind of figured you are in the US since I see you on here at similar times
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
# yes, same here and
Unlike the Brits, I notice you speak English :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Y'all got that right, uh-huh!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 18:27, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# "I live in a semi detached house"
"Oh, which one?"

"This one ear"
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# :)
I have a great new hearing aid!

oh, what kind is it?

Bout 4:30
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] You're probably all sick already of these, but I actually want this:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Pretend?
I spend most of my time trying to convince people I'm not an alien.

Is ther'a'min-iature version of this available?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# No,
that might actually be useable, and therefore no good for neither JML nor this compo...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I have a little megahorn that does something similar . . .
however I would like to downgrade and try the JML on for size . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# This is basically an in joke within my friends about old '50s B&W movies
where the aliens are budget-friendly human-looking and everyone is fooled despite the booming reverb voice, sound effects and tendency to walk like someone's buggered them incapable...

I love them, btw, I have a hee-youge DVD collection of this style of film, somehow they always seem perfect for pissed up weekends
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Right . . . they don't make sounds like they used (((to))) !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# metal plate
spring

microphone

SCARY 1950's SOUND!!!!

*runs in terror*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I'll get to work on that immediately !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)

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