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I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.
Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:36,
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Nnnnyyyyyeeeeeeeeeah, that's it Stouffer, you help me. that's it Stouffer you help me.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:38,
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Daaaaaaaaytoooooooooonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh:)
Ed: not tried the new one yet, I will though.
Edd: Reet, sleeps timez.
(Ed: not tried the new one yet, I will though.
Edd: Reet, sleeps timez.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:43,
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The primary industry of Lyz-IV is fish-oil.It is use is ubiquitous and lucrative. Light FEEEEEESH oils are
used in most meals. While the denser oils can be refined to
plastics or further cracked for heating and power generation.
(used in most meals. While the denser oils can be refined to
plastics or further cracked for heating and power generation.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:49,
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'E Got a Big Face!
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:40,
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I thought I was going bald and got all prepared n consigned to it,then it turned out I was just severely stressed and alopecia addled...
Yay?
(Yay?
..wil,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:40,
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That took me a lot longer than I'd like to admitNice shoppery :)
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chunderbunny lacking humus since,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:41,
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sameI was then confused more when dekion posted his as I thought.. maybe they invisibilized the cat's tongue and that's why you can see the finger..
silly sausage is I :D
(silly sausage is I :D
arrangedletters,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:43,
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When trouble is brewing in Birmingham City...
there is only one glam rock band the call goes out to
*hides*
chunderbunny lacking humus since,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:30,
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the black country knight Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:34,
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Gah.....*slaps head*
you are much cleverer than me :)
(you are much cleverer than me :)
chunderbunny lacking humus since,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:35,
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yes..yes i amerrrrr...no...no i'm not
Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:36,
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Haha......ace.....He'll be on the case as soon as he's finished his cup'a'soup...!!!!
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:34,
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And his nutsDon't forget his Nobby's Nuts!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:41,
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Nah...always been more of a Crushed Skulls of Satan's Disciples man meself
( chunderbunny lacking humus since,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:49,
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He only covers Walsall, Wolverhamptn and Dudleyit's an extra £150 call-out fee to Birmingham
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:25,
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This gives me the fear.What is it suppose to be?
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:25,
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It's the Flying Spaghetti Monstersans meatballs
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:25,
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The whatthewhatnow? maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:26,
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How did this nonsense bypass me?I will order an immediate inquiry heads will roll - ROLL I SAY!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:30,
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haha that makes perfect sense"spagnostics" hahahaha
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:37,
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Next you'll be telling usthat you have never heard of Pastafarianism.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:27,
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May his noodly appendages touch usand anoint us with his delicious tomato and basil sauce.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:29,
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I've never heard it called THAT before!
SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:31,
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Indeed - I feel such a failsuch memeisms seem to have slipped by me.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:31,
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It's not a meme.It's an actual religion. Atleast, it's an actual religion in the sense that it's a lot of made up silliness, which makes it the same as other religions.
It's to do with the Kansas School Boards, which wasted public money having an inquirery into whether Creationism should be taught in schools. Someone wrote a letter saying that if Creationism is to be taught in schools, then so should other made up bullshit be taught in schools, such as the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
It's a bit like Richard Dawkins' tea-pot-orbitting-pluto argument. If science can't disprove the existence of God, nor can it disprove (yet) the existence of a tea pot orbitting pluto and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so both are as valid as believing in God.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:36,
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It's to do with the Kansas School Boards, which wasted public money having an inquirery into whether Creationism should be taught in schools. Someone wrote a letter saying that if Creationism is to be taught in schools, then so should other made up bullshit be taught in schools, such as the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
It's a bit like Richard Dawkins' tea-pot-orbitting-pluto argument. If science can't disprove the existence of God, nor can it disprove (yet) the existence of a tea pot orbitting pluto and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so both are as valid as believing in God.
I missed that Richard Dawkin's programme- he's the one who challenged all the Religious Heads to prove the existance of God and they couldn't do it or something like that - and I really wanted to watch it.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:39,
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I've never actually read any of his books,but I keep meaning to.
His program on the nonsense that is holistic medicine last year was good though.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:42,
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His program on the nonsense that is holistic medicine last year was good though.
and a great deal of fun it is Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:40,
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Absence of proof is not proof of absence! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:40,
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Precisely.That's why when man finally is able to send manned spacecraft to pluto, the astronauts will be able to have a nice cup of tea.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:41,
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Scientists should worry about the brewing of tea on this planet firstLike, on top of Everest or maybe at the bottom of the Atlantic. Then, when Terran tea-making skills are perfected, only then should we venture into space.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:46,
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In which caseunmanned spacecraft can be sent on ahead to replace the orbital teapot with an up to date model in preparation for the astronauts' arrival. The current teapot is merely a placeholder.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:58,
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What size of cosy is requiredto defend against the near-vacuum of space?
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 14 Feb 2009, 0:03,
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I'm glad you said "near-vacuum"Not many people realise that space isn't actually a vacuum.
*respects*
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Sat 14 Feb 2009, 0:07,
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*respects*
My brain just exploded. maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:43,
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It's not Richard Dawkins's teapotIt's Bertrand Russell's. While Dawkins is a great biologist, he ain't all that when it comes to philosophin'.
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Sat 14 Feb 2009, 0:48,
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Global warming caused by a lack of piratesFTW!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:33,
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The neatness of meatless . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:27,
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HE'S GOT NO BALLS!
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:27,
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That looks like it took some workwoo you
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:31,
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hehe probably originally, but not by mefollowing the challenge instructions to the letter, all I did was cut off His balls! I can only hope I don't suffer an eternity of stale beer and diseased strippers for such blasphemy.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:42,
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Your cosmic sense of divine abstinence I can only doff my hat toit's amazing the universe got passed the pasta hurdle
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:53,
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naked spaghetti!*calls the daily mail*
( chunderbunny lacking humus since,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:31,
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Hang onYou've shopped this yourself, kept it under the limit, didn't redex and kept it legal?
I dunno, these new folks nowadays, they'll let anyone get an account...
Have a welcoming woo and a slice of cake.
(I dunno, these new folks nowadays, they'll let anyone get an account...
Have a welcoming woo and a slice of cake.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:22,
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I browsed round the site.......found this thing called FAQ. Very handy!
Ta, muchly for my first woo!
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:24,
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Ta, muchly for my first woo!
HEATHEN!well you managed a hell of a lot better than I did :D
well done, sirrah.
(well done, sirrah.
arrangedletters,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:27,
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Proof that it was filmed in a studio . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:23,
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Be gentle, first time image poster... And yes, it was with Paint, how did you guess?(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)
Aww, come on!Now that' just stealing my thunder! (Pun definately intended)
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:21,
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Don't let it get the wind up you! Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:22,
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parpdon me?*hangs head in shame... filthy filthy shame*
( arrangedletters,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:29,
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Want a game of Top Trumps?Edit : Gaaah, damn you once more, Barbie!
*thinks up new pun*
(*thinks up new pun*
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:25,
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Pthhh, you'th all mad.Me thane!
(Alternative, MacBeth reference : You Thane of Glamis. Me Thane of Cawdor!)
((Alternative, MacBeth reference : You Thane of Glamis. Me Thane of Cawdor!)
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:28,
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And can be smelled from the Sphinx'ter the Great Wall Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:34,
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THE ANSWER MY FRIEND, IS BLOWING IN THE WIND... BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:24,
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Powered by Anti-Beano ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:22,
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HahahaThat's really well done. Another giant, gut-busting, rip-roaring *parp*!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:31,
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Flaps up . . . prepare for a rough landing ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:19,
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superman's been on the invisiblity juice again hasn't he...he always did have a thing for skiers.
woo :)
(woo :)
arrangedletters,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:25,
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Thissays something about b3ta doesn't it? I post a rather innocent image of a ski jumper who has forgotten his skis and you (ok, we) all make immature fart gags about it. Oh the depravity...
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:30,
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This IS B3ta. Live and breathe it. It's good for you. BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:33,
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Well, yesI read this kind of stuff (and worse) on QOTW, but i thought the image challenge was where all the nice, innocent kids came to play...
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:35,
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I just had to do it - after I saw it on the news this morning
EDIT: Here's a link: www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:14,
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You need a De-Ris link for them that don't know,but I do, and BOY is it wrong...
( ..wil,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:15,
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he just doesn't look 13my 3 year old son only looks maybe 3 years older
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rob,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:15,
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it doesn't make sensehe doesn't look like he's gone through puberty
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:19,
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apparently his voice hasn't broken
St. Defenestration The REAL one,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:20,
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I heard him on TV. He has no idea how he'll financially support the baby BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:22,
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he could sell it Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:23,
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He doesn't even get pocket moneyAnd he's apparently bit of a nawtystep resident at school.
Humanity is dooooomed.
(Humanity is dooooomed.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:24,
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That is such a dodgy storyNot just because of the idea of kids that age reproducing. I reckon the kid is being stitched up and the real father is someone who has actually passed puberty.
"Honey, we held hands and now I'm pregnant."
("Honey, we held hands and now I'm pregnant."
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:15,
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This could be fact!The whole thing is shocking - damn I'm getting old or the world is getting weirder.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:19,
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Maybe both. I feel the way.That kid might grow up to be a chav
(edit: I meant, I feel the same way)
((edit: I meant, I feel the same way)
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:21,
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A bright future then for the babbyfaced child-man;)
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:22,
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hehe - too right! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:26,
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alfie 1 - the obvious antipodean b3tan to mention at this point in time.. 0but shitting 'ell how young does he look.
( arrangedletters,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:22,
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Now if only he could get the car to move... hide drug!
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:05,
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Ooooh that persuades me to play my xboxiesTime to shoot yanks :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:06,
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That's me right there ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:06,
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wow, fucking spookyi just this minute ordered an xbox 360 because I had a burning need to play Saints Row 2, among other things.
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kingofpork is the king of pork,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:08,
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all you need is cod4 and fallout 3 epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:09,
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What is cod4?I have Gears of War, Assassin's Creed, Halo3, Too Human and Circle of Doom Kingdom under Fire.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:10,
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No, Cod 4It's like Sims, but with fish.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:12,
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You see now that I would buy.Actually, there was a game not disimillar to that about 15 years ago.
It was called "El-Fish". Really it was a fancy screen saver. You had to catch fish, then inter-breed them to produce the most attractive varieties. Then you built an aquarium with them and used it as your screen saver. It was better than it sounds.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:15,
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It was called "El-Fish". Really it was a fancy screen saver. You had to catch fish, then inter-breed them to produce the most attractive varieties. Then you built an aquarium with them and used it as your screen saver. It was better than it sounds.
Call of Duty 4 seemed great the first couple of times I played it.But now that I can complete it within an hour and a half on a medium difficulty level, I'm pretty bored of its lack of content.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:13,
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its all about the online, the story line is good epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:18,
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I suppose one would probably need a legal copy of it for thathypothetically.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:19,
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hahathat's just mental woman. You are a mental! ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:11,
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I don't know why this brings me such glee, but it does
Bob Todd whee,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:14,
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vrrrrrrrrrbut that's a Ridge Racer 6 screen
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:16,
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Ah sussed! I knew they didn't matchjust didn't want to Google for matching disc and game screen shot ;)
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:20,
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woo nice but...this is strange: That's not saints row 2, that's Ridge racer 7!
am a g33k btw ;)
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Mon 16 Feb 2009, 18:54,
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am a g33k btw ;)
Grow your fringe back love
Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:02,
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hahahbrilliant
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:16,
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:01,
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Take a look at my little imaginary friend!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:02,
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"you gonna bark all day, little doggie?"
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:55,
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*does childish gun noises*i think this has been done but a big john woo all the same :D
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:56,
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All my ideas are binduns!I must live two days behind!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:58,
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This compo has attracted so many entries.I think most conceivable ideas were done on Wednesday night.
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zoldergoose,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:00,
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25 pages in three days!!ZOOOOOOOOOOOM!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:02,
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Hard Boiled is the greatest action movie ever made. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:58,
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My Name is Nobody is one of the best westerns evar . . .(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:03,
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mookbarked (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:05,
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You can say that again ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:06,
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NEIN!mookbarked
shit
:/
:D
(shit
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:D
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:10,
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Wasn't that the one where one bloke used an antique flintlock pistol?Action movies are generally crap with some good scenes interspersed in between. The best example of this has to be New Police Story which is mostly dull and boring and slow and then suddenly GUNFIGHT IN A LEGO SHOP!
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:04,
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No, it's Chow Yun Fat at his best, flying through the air with two guns.And wickedbadass shit happening.
Thus;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d-IBkSfWyM
(Thus;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d-IBkSfWyM
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:07,
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Wall to Wall Woo ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:18,
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TOP OF THE WORLD, MA!LOOK MA, I'M DANCING!
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:21,
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That shit with JCVD?Fuck no.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:18,
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only jokingthat was John Woo's next film
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:41,
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No, if I let them pick their own colours everyone wants to be Mr. Black/edit: nicely done there. I imagine them making PEW!PEW!PEW! sounds
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:56,
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Why do I have to be Mr Pink?CUZ YOU'RE A FAGGOT!
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:57,
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No holding back now . . . whoooooof ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:59,
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Watchu talkin' bout . . . that is the hope ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:52,
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Nice and peaceful . . . now if only the smoke would go away . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:52,
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My word, is that really you, gaiji? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:54,
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very nicemust of taken a while
it looks better
(it looks better
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:55,
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That's a real chuckle up there ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:05,
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But...you posted not 20 minutes ago, did you not?Anyway, I'm not adopting anything which forehead looks like a toasty gone nasty.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:46,
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As a peadophile, I find that offensive mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:51,
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arrrgh !kill it, kill it with hammers, ect
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:47,
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I'd imagine that when it gets a headache . . . that it really hurts bad ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:49,
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Is that the kid.........who at 13 years old is now a Father?
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jonbontempi,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:49,
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nope!but someone told me about that today!
it´s from here
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1142684/Who-calling-carrot-How-woman-captured-Britains-redheads-blazing-glory-.html
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:52,
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it´s from here
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1142684/Who-calling-carrot-How-woman-captured-Britains-redheads-blazing-glory-.html
Is it bad that I couldn't help laughing at some of this pictures?It's more their expressions than their hair colour though.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:56,
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I just showed my wife some of the pictures.She said "if anything like that comes out of me, I'm putting it back in."
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:00,
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I went out with a redhead once,,,,...she tried to convince me she was "strawberry blonde".
Her fcuking pubes weren't.
(Her fcuking pubes weren't.
jonbontempi,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:56,
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Soda Pop Smith?I'm sorry, but what kind of retarded name is that?
DISCLAIMER: I'm sorry if your mum is also called Soda Pop
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:01,
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On the news today:Reporter: "How will you manage financially?"
Boy Father: "What's 'financially' mean?"
I think that speaks volumes.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:53,
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Boy Father: "What's 'financially' mean?"
I think that speaks volumes.
Yes it is true sadly.,,,,....check out the youtube footage.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:57,
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I started to search for itand typed in "13". The predicitive search term kicked in and on the list of search terms was "13 year old stripping".
That's just not right.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvnPkGl2sf4
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:08,
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That's just not right.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvnPkGl2sf4
Heard it on BBC news on TV.Can't bothered looking for an online source I'm afraid. Sorry.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:01,
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I'm thinking he could always sell the storyor write a book about it....provided he already learned how to write.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:55,
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Althought to be fairhe was 12 and she was 14. That makes him an awesome studly dude.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:02,
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He is full of win.and is bound to have 60 more kids during his lifetime
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:04,
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Also,apparently the boys father has 8 children by several different women. I think perhaps that reveals the source of the problem.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:03,
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Are you saying the father did it and is making his son take the fall for it?Hmmm ... good point
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:05,
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Yes.It's nothing to do with the father's lack of moral fibre and the fact that he's obviously a chav arsehole who has failed to bring up his sone properly.
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:16,
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Given he's thirteen, and a childhis identity being on the news rather shocked me, plus her's; aren't kids protected by law if they fuck up and murder someone, but not apparently create someone? My sense of the law is somewhat hazy
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:13,
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Not when they, and their parents, not only consent to them being on TVbut actually reported it to the news in the first place. Do you think that BBC news has some kind of police scanner that tells them when a child with teen parents is being born? They interviewed the kids in the hostpital, at the mother's bedside. What does that tell you?
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Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:18,
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Technically, this is all the sexual abuse of two children if you think about, at least from an ignorance leveland now there is a third in the equation, neither is going to bring up with any initial competence or financial security; and they certainly can't fall back on any grand parents who are obviously complete fucking twats for allowing this situation in the first place, or developing so far; for reassurance
I just find it curious if a teenager thrusts a knife through someone's heart and kills someone before the age of sixteen they can't be identified for legal means, as if 'to protect their innocence'
Somewhat ironic
(I just find it curious if a teenager thrusts a knife through someone's heart and kills someone before the age of sixteen they can't be identified for legal means, as if 'to protect their innocence'
Somewhat ironic
Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:30,
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Ah,everyone loves a rembo.
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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:57,
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So what tools do you use to make things twitch?It's a mysterious artform.
( zoldergoose,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:42,
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twitch.exe plugin . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:44,
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Aaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:57,
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Should'nt they have stoppped,afte de-handing each other?Woo.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:42,
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It's a grudge match . . . they'll fight till the last bite ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:45,
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Sometimes . . . I do find it simply irresistible . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:47,
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I'm guessing that those suits keep all of the blood in . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:48,
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Rapier japeryDude, you have to get Spotify, it's fucking amazing.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:49,
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I tried . . . I'm . . . as we say . . . out of bounds . . . RATS ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:50,
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Fucklooks like europe only at the moment, but it will go worldwide, oh yes
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:51,
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I'm on the list for a . . . wakeup call when it spreads ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:53,
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Oh Docta..OH DOCTAH! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:53,
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That's like I get to watch The Prisoner On AMC here . . . put it doesn't go over there . . .I really don't get copyrights that are segmented on the WWW . . .
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:56,
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Yeah MTV online can be like that over here.Muthabitches.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:01,
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This looks exceedingly dangerousI am glad you have removed their automatic weapons
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:15,
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Yes . . . thank goodness it's rated R ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:20,
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No humans were actually hurt in the making of this action . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:25,
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Aw, who'll get him up in the morning?And generally be the brains behind the whole operation?
( zoldergoose,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:28,
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Should save on vets' billsand won't get sued when the dog goes mad and bites people.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:31,
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He had to have him put downafter he bit that kid down there↓.
(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:32,
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sad thing ishe is the only fucker I have seen with a grin like Wallace
(,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:40,
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Whats in the mug . . . Wally ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:34,
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I'm surprised no one's wheeled out the garfield minus garfield pics yetor have they?
(,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:45,
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That dog's pretty monstrous.I crossbred it with a yeti-breathing dragon.
( zoldergoose,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:29,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:29,
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That's not my diaog ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:31,
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So, not thinking "it's a bit dodgy, this pic"you only go and post it!! In a new thread!!
Where's that GOD fellow?
(Where's that GOD fellow?
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:24,
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less than colon bracket Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:26,
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WoaH!Thats even better then mine!
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:31,
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Silly . . . it is yours ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:33,
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El Guirii shits on children's artwork.And wipes his arse with their tears.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:17,
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RIS?What have you taken out?
Nicely done.
(Nicely done.
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:14,
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You missed the Scilly Isles/pedant mode
edit - is that what global warming will do? ill turn the heating up
(edit - is that what global warming will do? ill turn the heating up
boff FL OZ,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:14,
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OH NOESAn ENTIRE WORLD of people driving on the wrong side of the road!
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:14,
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silly foreigner!the word you are looking for is 'left'
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:16,
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what'splutters into tea, drops monocle'
you sir, we invented driving on the wrong side and as usual failed to export it. and were proud of it.
(you sir, we invented driving on the wrong side and as usual failed to export it. and were proud of it.
boff FL OZ,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:17,
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The street I live in only has a bicycle path.No cars allowed
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:20,
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Fifteen cheeseThat's 1/15th of a windmill
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:23,
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It's a shame pictureless threads don't make the popular page.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:25,
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I shant bother then. You've done yourself out of a sale. Ttssattsr,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:34,
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"Something about boys and dams and tulips and clogs and hash and two names for a country"Oh and windmills
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:20,
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Boys and dams!You know, he stuck his finger in, so you didn't drown.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:26,
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It's funnier if you say he stuck his finger in a dyke.Something we've all wanted to do, at one time in our lives.
(,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:27,
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My first thought was lesbians and dams!!But that would be dykes and dykes!!
Which would actually have been funnier!!!
(Which would actually have been funnier!!!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:30,
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Actually no,where the fuck would I go skiing!
Bad roque pieman! Bad!
(Bad roque pieman! Bad!
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:16,
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Thats shit, and I got chucked out of there for being drunk at ski2helpits too short and not good enough
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:17,
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i´ll be honest i never wenton the basic people could see you fuck up etc
(,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:24,
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This makes it easy . . . one ocean ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:17,
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political satire!send it to private eye with a written note explaining its tenuous link to british foreign policy or somesuch.
i like the detail on the oceans.
(,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:17,
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i like the detail on the oceans.
I was molested by one of those monkiesI was trying to block it out, but you've just brought up a load of painful memores.
Thanks, you bastard.
(,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:41,
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Thanks, you bastard.
Things are looking up ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:05,
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Guyinspain once fisted a chicken. JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:11,
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I thoroughly approve of thisBah
I am getting fed up with this buggy 'B3TA'.
Any idea when we can expect the final release version?
(I am getting fed up with this buggy 'B3TA'.
Any idea when we can expect the final release version?
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:13,
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i've had that a couple of times this eveningi think the boiler room boys are tinkering with the machinery to prevent the spambot invasion
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:14,
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But we need the spambots!If we can't take our anger out on them it just means the noobs will suffer more.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:16,
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this reminds me of chinese calligraphywhich resulted in me reading the text in a chinese accent (in my head). i believe this adds to the piece.
(,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:14,
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i feel a bit like that this evening mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:56,
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Oiled?
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:58,
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Have you finallygot rid of that, let's be honest, ridiculous facial hair? ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:00,
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well done that man.I expect to see a clean shaven, number 1 minimum, head at the bash.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:05,
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i'm a number 2 and always will be**until the hairline has receded too much, at which point i'll crack out the razors
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:06,
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I'm at the razor point myself.not so much for the hairline, which whilst high seems to be constant. More for the huge great fucking barmcake that is appearing where the hair on my crown used to be.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:08,
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judging by the men in my familythat won't happen to me
but the top bit will get ridiculously sparse as it recedes
(but the top bit will get ridiculously sparse as it recedes
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:11,
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i wanted to be kissed againand it was getting in my mouth
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:06,
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Shaved! Lovely!
(
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:01,
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