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# Noel Yell


He really is the new Maggie T. Song linky: Noel Yell
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Gah! Kill it with sticks and fire
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# And harpoons.
Lots of harpoons.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# good morning other people that look at b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Morning. Have a David Hasselcock
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# MOLATOV!
*throws*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Klaatu Barada...errr......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# ha ha ha
I'm coming out of no posting hiding in order to WOO and YAY this until my throat is sore and my eyes are watering...

... which is only once it turns out. I really must stop smoking and putting them out in my eye.

how are ya chap?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Well, sir
Quite well, thanks.

This ^ started out as a compo entry, but then went somewhat awry...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I was thinking
if you took Henry away you'd have a compo entry. But then it's just a spaceship innit?
"The Day the Earth Carried On As Normal"...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, you're right, but It took quite a bit of shopping to get Gort out
in the first place:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# *waits*
come on Gort!

*goes home*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# The Day The Earth Carried On As Normal?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# That'd be the one.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# hey! I said that!
^points... ;P
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# he really does take
that bag everywhere...woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# hahahhaha "the Day B3ta Stood Still"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I, for one, refuse to stand
... also - I tend to jiggle a lot - not in the titty way, more in the too much coffee way.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# so you make sloshing noises as you walk? I tend to make a humming noise, like a Pylon.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Marvellous Sir.
Now I must must retire to work.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# You don't want to do that, sir!
bad idea....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# lol it looks like the tip of a cock
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# right.....
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# it's the sortof dome thing with a jap's eye.
I'd draw it on but i don't like to deface pictures. much.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# And for that, we are glad.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Watched that remake this weekend - so so dull, and I wished it lived up to the promise of the trailer.
also caught 'The Boy in the striped Pyjamas' as well. Nearly blubbing like a baby at the end - such a wonderfully acted film,
and a brilliant (and harrowing) story. Keeps very close to the book as well.


TDTESS - 3 archies out of 10
TBITSP - 8 archies out of 10
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Thanks for the potted reviews...
I have a knee-jerk bad reaction to remakes of classics that are already perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# indeed, I sat through it and was indifferent by the end, it just didn't 'work' for me. Just seemed to be unecessary
the second film though, I heartily recommend. Well paced (and harrowing) story, superb acting from the two main young leads, and even if you've read the book, the ending will still 'get' to you.
If you don't know the story then don't go searching out the ending before watching/reading it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I shall seek it out.
At the risk of turning this into /talk - remakes of classics that are any good? I can't think of one. So why bother? Can you think of any good ones, b3tans?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# The Thing
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# well done.
with its lovely gooey effects!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# of course the worst/most ill informed remake of all time: The Ladykillers
The original IS the very definition of film perfection
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# too true...
I can't even bring myself to watch it - and I love most of the Coens' stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ^ this
I still think it's one of Alec Guinness's's's'es best films
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Invasion of the Body Snatchers
I love the original but the Sutherland one is also very good.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# ah yes, now there's a film :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# oh good call.
I knew there must be a couple.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Scarface as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Now they're coming thick and fast.
Of course! Eighties excess made celluloid flesh. A true classic.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Oh God, yes...
Even for Keanu it was an atrocious film.
They even fucked Gort up.
How hard could it have been?


*pokes with stick*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I kind of thought that Keanu might have carried it off, judging by the trailers
sadly no, and GORT was just wasted :(
it was a 'filler' film
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# In a 'Tetrion' sense, yes indeed.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha, have you seen the latter film I mentioned?
it's well up there, you may enjoy it.

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I shall make discrete enquiries upon my return home tonight
and hope the Pirate Bay is still in business.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hahaha *mininovas*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# n...n....n...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# hehehe...
I must get around to buying the Evil Dead movies

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# That is...
...AWESOME sir!! *Mighty Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Bless you, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Exquisite!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I've been making image processing stuff.
Latest results:

bigger
biggest

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# woo!
is it a close-up of Jade Goody's liver?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# No!
yes.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# wow!
Is that the 'mescaline' filter?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Comes with Adobe Perception After Effects™
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# '-)
I don't think I could sell it. Takes about 10 minutes to run at the moment.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Fab you lous.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# fascinating
Can you say some more about how you do this? (Or would you have to kill us then).

Written in C? Python? Fortran?

*browses www.spectral3d.co.uk/Vapourware/*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# It's Tuesday! Hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# pick a cock
...any cock!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# *reposts one of many cock images*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Gnargh
Also, oh shit, my stomach is making angry noises. I can't tell if this is a side affect of the runs, a signal that I'm about to vomit, or that I'm hungry

Quite possibly all three. Labs will be fun today D:
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# :-) wohooooo for COCK TUESDAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I remember thinking
this when that came out...!

*feels old*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# you know you're really getting old
when you can't remember things - you'll be fine for a good while now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Phew!
Still got at least one marble left.

*holds on to it tightly*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# yeah - you should be good for a few year I should say
as long as you don't drink or smoke or chronically masturbate.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# ooops...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Cock Tuesday cont....
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Cocky jizzy splash cock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# source?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I'll say!
arf arf
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# me in the first row of the audience
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# haha
impressive volume
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# hello GT
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# hello there

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# hahahahah, I love that pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Haha


:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# ewwww!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# haha nice

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# If he's scared of that don't show him this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# It's about this time in the evening when I like to squeeze tart lemon...into Les's eye.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# happy b3taday, old thing!

I baked it myself...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Blimey, I don't remember signing up on my mum's birthday. What a twat.
And thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# it's also jeffrey dahmer's jailday according to the beeb
maybe your mum can work that into her celebrations in some way
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I woudn't have it any other way.
We'll call it GREASY JEFF'S FRDIGE FULL OF HEADS DAY from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I have a sticker from a tattoo parlour which reads:
"Jeffrey Dahmer says our tattoos taste great!"
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Cheers, mista!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I just madfe uncle vic drink 3 samples of my stale weewee
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# That pesky Morrissey the consumer monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# haha....
and he definitely wouldn't like this job:
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# US celebrity politics

News
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# :)
They nestle in there beautifully!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] There... that's better.

 
(including, what with it being Tuesday and all, a marvellous cockortunity°
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# his legs look like long thin cocks
nice bullectomy btw
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
Igglepiggle FTW!
/parent of toddler blog
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# OMG joke about animal cruelty
I will act all righteous and offended
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# yay! cock Tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
# in other news....
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Gordon is a moron
gordon is a moron etc
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# I've been going out with a girl...
Her name was Julie..
Just last night she said to me, while we were watching telly..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# poor gordon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Pfffft!
I'm roasting a pea:
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# and where does one stick it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# in one's horse-faced wife
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# I say that could be rather unpleasant are there any other alternative locations?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)
# up her arse
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Oh yes one recall's that one did that to one's brother many years ago.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# are we still talking about Prince Charlie?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# yeh
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)
# YAY!


Good mornings the board!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# that's excellent
you should submit it to "you've been jizzed"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hahahahah!
nings'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# cocks away!
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Bit of froggy bashing this morning
Sad to say this has been on my mind allllll night.


Click for bigger (48 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)
# S P A N G !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)
# muhahah
I thought a french sub contained brie and jambon

but have www.snipurl.com/spang for your trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:56, archived)
# hahahahah
this made me laugh like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# pfffffffft
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Unbelievably, High Noon 2 actually exists. So...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
Great idea
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:56, archived)
# maybe his face had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)
# hahahahah, brill, JS :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)
# ningles stevie!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# how dos, J?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Not too bad
Pretend friday for me, got the rest of the week off but unfortunately having to visit family.

boo...

How's Tuersday treating you so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# doing well... all seems calm at work today, I just hope it stays that way :D
plus, instead of actually doing my work, I'm watch Smokey and the Bandit :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Haahhajhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# i is did real cockweasle :(

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:54, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)
# this is you.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)
# now do you see why I have a beard?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# To look like the invincible bloke out of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# why is you did real cockweasle?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Is you is crazy for is doing the real cockweasle? You is.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:53, archived)
# I made you guys a cake for being so awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely cocked
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:25, archived)
# hahah that's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:25, archived)
# NYOM NYOM NYOM!
lovely stuff :D

'ninglies, everyone! *Raises glass* here's to a Tuesday of n00bs, spammers and trolls!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Ningles Steve
*spams*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)
# hahahah, christ almighty..... I bet you can really buy those somewhere :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam,
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam,
Lovely Spam, Wonderfull Spam!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Tuesday - check
Half Term - check

*dusts off bunker access protocols*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)
# fecking halfterm....
Not only do I have to put up with hordes of 13 - 15 year olds who decend on London, clogging up the Tube, and making it impossible to walk up oxford street at lunch, but we're going to get an influx of idiots on here, arn't we?

Dammit, I really am turning into and old man....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:33, archived)
# as opposed to the usual 16-50 year old idiots
who are on here the whole time?

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:35, archived)
# at least they don't pretend they are on that american docu-soap thing "The Hills"
"Like, yeah, and I said like no way, coz, you know, I can't stand them, and like yeah!"

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:37, archived)
# And I was like uh uh and he was like so no way
haha

my kids are starting to talk like that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# hahaha, you have my sympathies :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
# I'll beat them into using RP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I've started using like far too much
it's my lecturer's fault, who says it at a (calculated based on 3 20 min tallies) rate of about 200-400 instances per lecture.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:54, archived)
# every time he says "Like", cough once.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)
# lols we cheered one bloke for saying infinitesimal
which he said an abnormal amount of times
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Oh noes....

*Breaks out Jaffa Biscuits and retires to the bunker work for the day..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)
# ACe...
My mum made one too

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Ooo nice

* but why? whos birthday Tuesday is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Yours!
congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Woo..
* Dances around naked and spreads smashing orangey bit all over Mrs Wobbly..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# cock Tuesday!
'ning all. I has rotten cold :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# don't dribble your snot onto my post below then
or this reply!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)
# This (dito)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Hurrah
I love Tuesdays me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# ^ You!
are truly demented. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:35, archived)
# It is surely the modern equivalent
of throwing Christian's to the lions (which apparently never happened anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:36, archived)
# My goodness!
I'd almost forgotten the day! That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:36, archived)
# segregation
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 7:54, archived)
# whats the world coming to ?
cats and dogs living together ...
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 7:56, archived)
# Mass hysteria!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Pfffft
I like the serious dog second from left.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:02, archived)
# rofls frontline!
snortylolz
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:08, archived)
# It's very quiet round here today.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Ha!
Not the same one, but they prolly spoof'd this story too..
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:14, archived)
# Everyone is the same on the beach, Dah'ling.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Down with Impermanence.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)
# *avoids hovering 'darkie' joke*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:55, archived)
# ringo's not black dingus.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 7:01, archived)
# black dingus, white dingus, break down the door.
stand up and face the music, this is 2008.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 7:08, archived)
# YEAH, BUT HE AIN'T NO DUKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:56, archived)
# i still agree with this.
even after all this time.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 7:02, archived)
# :-)
www.pandabrand.net/cat-scares-bear.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 7:33, archived)
# Silly bear, just pay the pussy the tree fiddy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 7:45, archived)
# FRUTARKY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:57, archived)
# i think you'll find this is no longer considered a word.
not after the frutarky monarchy in which otherworldly beings enslaved our minds, but then we determined them to be figments of our imagination and through widespread conditioned response lectures, systematically and globally forgot them for good. now i hope none of us ever speaks of it again. or else they'll come back.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 7:01, archived)
# You have a somewhat pleasing music taste.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 7:54, archived)
# There was a young fellow called Ringo,
who had an affair with a dingo.
As up it he shoved it,
he told it he loved it
in doggy-style down-under lingo.

meh, best I can do in 5 minutes


(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:21, archived)
# I'm an idiot
this is a good picture.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Doesn't scan.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Medical incident on top of building.


Click for bigger (108 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:27, archived)
# This needs a Zamboni
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:28, archived)
# Why is it always zips in the middle of your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:32, archived)
# buttons are trouble for pros jonesing for a fix.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:33, archived)
# csi: dirigible is coming to invetigate.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)
# On top of big ass building no less.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:35, archived)
# Excuse me everybodies
Who did the original of the LIES! monkey?

Anyone know?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:38, archived)
# surely that gag is older than methulsa?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:42, archived)
# Yes
I'm paraphrasing it, so I need to credit the originator.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)
# i meant that it the joke probably existed in the 1950s
I think clansoul did at least one joke of that form though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:57, archived)
# may have been wasp box.
EDIT SEE THIS THREAD
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www.b3ta.com/board/7592277
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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 7:01, archived)
# "monkeymn5.jpg" is your "key" LOL
If you can get imageshack to cough up who's account it "was".
I can never get their search to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:44, archived)
# Nuffin
found.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)
# Had it on hand as someone asked awhile ago.
My memory says Something Awful and then
I saw it show up elsewhere later. YMMV etc.
Need a lurking Goon. Perhaps ask Leningrad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:53, archived)
# What about...

HERE?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:56, archived)
# Exactly, but user/poster is deleted or removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Oh... That's easy...

HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 7:21, archived)
# 100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 7:46, archived)
# seams!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:43, archived)
# and undoubtedly across 2 notebook pages.
as is the per usual.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:48, archived)
# Looks like Dubai
or the New Atlantis developments built on the original resting place of the fabled Atlantis (nobody really knew where they were so they just picked a spot with nice weather and plenty of fish).
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 7:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:05, archived)
# YES!
 
okay time now to go ROCK THE FUCK OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:06, archived)
# YEAH!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:07, archived)
# ok this is fucking awesome right here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:07, archived)
# ZAMBONI IS A TRACTOR!!! ALL TRACTOR SAFETY RULES APPLY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:08, archived)
# vroom vroom!
vroom!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:08, archived)
# Haha
I love your comment. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)
# add your own! we can have that jkvissers person wondering what the hell is going on.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:12, archived)
# done!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:22, archived)
# zettix.com/3d-filter
A good one.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:19, archived)
# It's an almost way of life.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# >
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:51, archived)
# arght the blue gecko attack!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:52, archived)
# you'd think they'd all be green, blend in a little.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)
# bright colours generally mean danger
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:06, archived)
# that explains children's clothing and toys.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)
# Especially when "Made in China"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:12, archived)
# Could kill an army with that many.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)
# yes
hey are poisonous , so they really could!
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:57, archived)
# WOAH, DO YOU SEE THEM TOO?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:58, archived)
# Why is it always blue frogs in your images?
Ning KillerKinkyKittyNickers - Ning board
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 5:58, archived)
# ,
i like the froggies :)
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:01, archived)
# That's nice....

Would you like to see my Thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:14, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ6N5m8FpVg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:25, archived)
# Spang, Spang, Spang, Spang,
Spang, Spang, Spang, Spang, Lovely Spang, Wonderfull Spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:08, archived)
# Down into the deep dark forest. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 6:12, archived)

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