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# Like a streak of lightnin' flashing 'cross the sky....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# what a fun guy!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# There doesn't look like
there is mushroom in that field.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# i'm fucking starving
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I'm also fucking starving.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Who is this person called starving
that you both speak of?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I'm fucking full

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Not mushroom then!
..Oh I crack myself up!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Oh hell!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# that pun was piss (s)pore
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Only some truffle, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I'm fucking moderately full
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Dude!
Isn't it weird at work when we can only acknowledge each other by a quick "HI",
because our repspective colleagues would ask "Whose that" to which we can only reply..
"We met on the internet"
Which i don't think would go down well!!

Also sorry for nearly running you over!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# You're dangerous with those trollies.
I can't think of a way to describe b3ta to work mates that doesn't make me look like a weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# You two better get into an intimate love thing quickly

it'll make things much easier
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Don't be silly.
It's purely about the sex.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Ssshh!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Wait, i thought one of you lived in somewhere northern and one of you lived in MK?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I'm an imposter from near MK currently living somewhere northern.
The locals haven't attacked yet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Mein Kampf?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Yep!
Northern through and through.

In fact when i nearly run into Porsche and realised it was him I even said " Aye up".

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Were you eating a pie by chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# im fucking enjoying a nice cup of fucking tea
also: horizon was brilliant (as always!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I wouldn't say brilliant. Marginally entertaining, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# perhaps that was a bit of an exaggeration
still fascinating stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# The z-machine was awesome. I'd never heard of it before. I found the rest to be slightly tedious in that it was exceptionally over-simplified.
But it was certainly better than the rest of the crap Horizon does at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I quite enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I find the presenter very irritating. It's like he's from a boy band.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# It's to make scientists seem interesting, because all the rest of us are old and wear cardigans and full beards.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I don't!
...yet

>_>...<_<
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# It's almost inevitable
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I've fucking eaten
and it was fucking lovely, thanks for fucking asking.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# aaaaw-watch him casserole in the grass:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:19, archived)
# ha ha
needs more badger
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:20, archived)
# magic mushroom
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:31, archived)
# a story with mushroom for development
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# this joke is in spore taste ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# sunday service
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# haha
spritzenklasse
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Is is Pope-on-a-TOAP?

No, it's The Big G!
Reminds me a little of "The Adventures of God" from the Spitting Image book...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Ha ha! Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Not threaded for its worth etc....


And a pearoast
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# OUCH!!
and OOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Ouch and oof?
were you there when it happened?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Same here
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:36, archived)
# and

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# .
s'cuse me mate, does this one stop at the Bascilica ?
(Hugh Jarse Farted Hard & left a bowl mole., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] someone catch her
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I'll catch lolcancer, so no
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:59, archived)
# NO!
He should catch her, he threw her!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# This reminds me
I met the spitting image of Sturdy Girl the other day. Completely took me aback.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Wow...did she have little mountaineering gear as well?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:09, archived)
# yes, the works
It was admittedly on Exmoor rather than the alps, but there was real snow and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:16, archived)
# This is getting better and better.

Pics?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:28, archived)
# ^
pics!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Was she made of Latex?
Did she have two puppeteers operating her?
Who did her voice, was it Kate Robbins?


:P

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# All this.

Answer my question first though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I just did.
She speaks quate posh. Her old man's an airline pilot apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Oh good. I wouldn't have a sturdy girl that's not speaking posh anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Look at it go!

Let's be honest we only go to see this statue for that bit all that guff about beautiful form etc. we are talking willie watching at it's most artistic.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# now that's art!
well done at getting this in after those down there other wise it may of been squandered into obscurity :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# hahahah :D
Hover family jewels
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Do you like playing with Men's genitalia?

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# It has it's ups and downs
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# don't forget its side to sides
I hate it when they're forgotten :(

EDIT: or am I just being redickulous
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Well I'll have a play and see what pops up.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# wanker
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# bean flicker actually
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# well more...
_\(0)/_

kinda.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# And ins and outs?
Have a pea...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# beaker?
 
(Pob mk2, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# mee mee mee
my thoughts as well
(cooters Long Time Lurker, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# guffffffffaw!
aaaw-look at his little face:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# KNOBFACE?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# i am shocked and outraged!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Down with this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Why is the left one
always a shade lower than the right?
(cooters Long Time Lurker, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# *checks*
aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# mines on the right
/too much information blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# So you can cross your legs
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# because it is a statue
i am so unfunny sometimes i weep
(Pob mk2, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha
wedding tackle titters
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# that is aces
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
# ahahahahaha
awesomes
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:52, archived)
# LOL!
I really did too! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# HOVERCOCK!

hello lovely people
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Hello mediocre
how's it hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# It's hanging awesomely, cheers

Yours?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Swingingly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Hi M
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Exorcised your vagina yet?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
this is a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# pfft,
not much to look at though
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:05, archived)
# yay!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# The finest hovercock I've seen in days.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# rantallion!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Then I dried . . .
(CommonArrythmias Hello, I am quite old., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# c


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# when i'm finished laughing at the flames
i'm going to put you on ignore


you cock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I reckon it's a regular.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Fair enough
We've never met so we're unlikely to miss one another.

Still, no real need to be so rude. I am guilty of nothing more than a little unfamiliarity.

You seem to take a little too much pleasure in the discomfort of others . . . no criticism really, just an observation based on, admittedly, little evidence.
(CommonArrythmias Hello, I am quite old., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
make it stooooop
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# seriously m8, I don't normally recommend thread deletes....
but don't fuck teh boardz. Just stop it. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Sorry
Sorry, in all truth I don't know what I've done wrong, but I am willing to learn.
(CommonArrythmias Hello, I am quite old., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# they come from an image generator
the board has already been flooded with many different takes on them and people got bored of them, fairly quickly.

It is generally considered bad form to post a massive ammount in different threads as it pushes others work off the board.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# The trick is to post
them either all in the same thread or reply to your own thread and post again. And again. And again. If you post a load of new posts you risk upsetting all of /board by pushing other posts off the end.

/refluffs
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I understand
And will cease fucking the board forthwith.
(CommonArrythmias Hello, I am quite old., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Oh good god and zombie Moses
*runs for the bunker*
Get out my way ye bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Congratulations on staying enlisted on a website for any amount of time!

Now present: cayke
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I watched that film tonight.
Again, I mean.

That episode of Family Guy had me in stitches!
Do you have the gif without "FAIL!"?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I don't
but I can knock one together for you if you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:47, archived)
# That'd be lovely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Bah!
Back in MY day trolls were intresting
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# it's the ignore button for you, my lad
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# 2/10 needs more fucken Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:10, archived)
# And another . . .
(CommonArrythmias Hello, I am quite old., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# *bolts bunker door
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# As funny and topical as these are
Couldn't they have all gone in the same thread?

/board nazi
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# If I knew how to
I would have done. Sorry again.
(CommonArrythmias Hello, I am quite old., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# u



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# No.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Those bus ads


I only joined so I could put this up, I know it's a bit late but there was that 'you have to wait to post' thing.

CA
(CommonArrythmias Hello, I am quite old., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# * hides in bunker
waits for mass thread deletion
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I for one am glad of your tenacity and perseverence.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# t


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# y
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# New and plagiaristic Odd-Fish...
Odd-Fish
Click for readable.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I was just thinking of this joke!!
And had a massive 'de ja vu' episode on google!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Was it the same cat?
Or did it just look like the first cat?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Champion the wonder horse and BBC 3!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# that is fucking freaky
I was thinking about that same scene earlier when I was talking to me neighbour about kittens *hides from impending Agent ambush*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
This is win.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# hahaha
LIES!!!!!

EDIT forgot I still had this

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Hehehe
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# hahahaha
That seamonkey is going to kill those fuckers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# And possible rape their families, he looks the sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# and then kill them all, rape them again and then wear their skins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# thank you Jeccy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Happy b3taday Earl.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# thank you stan
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Birfdai
Happy!
Have!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# thank you Nobby
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Happy flamey red thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# thank you AL
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# you're welcome EO
ha EO sounds like eeyore. you're a sad donkey :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I was, but unlike eeyore I got help
So I am not so much of a sad donkey any more
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# More a sad ass??
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# no, I have a good ass
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)
# got your tail sewn on?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:50, archived)
# made me chortle
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Chortling
is a pastime of KINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# yes!
I chuckloled
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Wonderful stuff, as per

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:15, archived)
# More of my little folk
This time it's "Death By Chocolate"



Click for bigger (166 kb)

That is all.
(brainwrong, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# excuse my ignorance, are you the chap that did the book of these?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Oh no
That's Slinkachu - I got the idea for my stuff from his work
(brainwrong, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# There is someone who did pictures with them on ladies anatomy as well
I remember seeing one wih a lawn mower going through a pube thatch..and a mountaineer climbing a boob.

I'm not sure if that's the same person though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# pervert!
Oh LOLOLOLLL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# you called
I bring ze jam jar, ze truncheon and ze vaseline smeared photo of ze boynoy dressed oop as ze horsie as per your request.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# ah du leber
keepen das kottenpicken hands offen me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# hah! I like this one. nice composition.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# did you make the lil folk
or do you just have a massive supply?

either way..very woo some :D

just got to wait for another real world art challenge now so you can recreate the Chapman brothers' Hell in full. :) Damn you Sachii warehouse fire!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I buy them off Ebay
They are used by model railway nerds to decorate their railway tracks
(brainwrong, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# model railwayers nerds
little folk chocolate picture takers...

:P

tis nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# thats a bit good
have today's woo
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I'd eat myself out!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Pictures or gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Cover me in chocolate then.
I don't like where this is headed!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# On the contrary Mr Dot!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I'd eat YOUR MUM out
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# How do you get these excellent macro shots?
What kind of a camera do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! The Angel Frog, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Could just be a macro lens.
Most cameras these days have macro and/or supermacro anyway, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# It's a Canon EOS350d
And just the standard lens that came with it. The are all taken in a light box to get the nice light feel without a flash.
(brainwrong, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# a treat!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# something
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Only now
Am I regretting not doing german at school.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# not nearly as witty as i'd hoped
csi got in the way, filename

and i'm off
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# it reads
"stand they close it are smaller than those think"

or something along those lines...I used Babelfish
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9195920
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# "Move closer - it's smaller than you think" ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# arf!

Warum suchen Sie sich hier meine Fuhrer, der Witz ist in der Hand
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# dammit!

I squished a car, but it doesn't look like I have! hold on, I'll get a comparison pic
*edit - there you go

also, I haven't fucked up the windscreen, it looked that blurry to begin with :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# lol - I'd buy that
If I had any money :(
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I'd
buy one
(cooters Long Time Lurker, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# nicely squire
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I squished a car once into a snowbank
I like your way better.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# "I squished a car ..I liked it"
/Perry


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# hahahahaha. fucking mind piss..why did i think that has soon as i siaw the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Sorry... but I had to get this out of my head

Their ad is doing my head in.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# wow it's sooooo friendly! by the way, I'm not an actor!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# "It's so user friendly"
which is precisely the way most non-tech 60 year old people describe a website.

I can't believe they were actors ;o
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I JUST CANT STAND THAT ADVERT!
I seriously want to write to them and point out that they spent that money on the biggest pile of shite advertising campaign since...

Since... bloody beyonce and everything she's ever sold.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# But you've heard of them.
So it worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# but on principle
I will never go there...
Except to take a screenie
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] In a world without superman...
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# OMG HE MORPHED IN TO A DEAD MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Doh!
Just realised I covered the bus slogan.

Bugger.

Happy candle day!
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# OMG HE GOT BUS THAT TRAVELS ON WATER
Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Waterbus you say?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# funnier when only semi-readable
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# he's got a cracking view out of his coffin....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Michelangelo's "David's Mangina Party Piece"
(clut, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I fear this has bindun alas, and now David is alass too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I should have done the reverse view
or maybe not
(clut, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# A floaty cock?
What? on b3ta! Never been known, much shock and outrage would ensue.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Oh god.
That pun's impotent.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:55, archived)
# The full post-op version
b3ta.com/board/9176587
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7503353
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Cunt? Moi?


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your pictures?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# because he lives in a....
never mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# in wales
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I do NOT, Sir
Live in Wales.

And I would thank you not to blast sock nasturtiums ever - EVER - again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Well
In essence, one can essentially hypothesise that the rain (itself a metaphor for mediocrity and impotent rage) is a symbol of hope - that the weather (imagined (surreal) or real) is merely a symbol of oh god I'm boring even myself here ...

Because it's the only thing I can do, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9195888
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
I dun take pishers. I'm alright at that too. I just tend to end up raining on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# balancing her checkbook.
Nope, truth is not stranger than fiction.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Maddie
?
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# heaven on a stick
that is fucking awesome!
* C L I C K *
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Well,


that is obvious...
deRIS: americanhistory.si.edu/militaryhistory/img/graphics/1571_l.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# He's alone because he's towing a caravan the sad twat!
- actually we own a caravan it's a handy holiday home on wheels and yet we still look like twats towing it down the motorway \o/ yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] When stealth submarines collide...
(jwestbury image dr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# the french will try to shag anything
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)
# even ghosts?
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)
# even ghosts, as long as it is a family member and smells like it has never washed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)
# >:(
That link locked up my PC.

For shame! Use b3tards!
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)
# 'Ning!



de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:48, archived)
# "So how many people have you caught since the ban took place?"



"Nun"
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:59, archived)
# and there was me hoping for some spangage =(
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Here you go
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Arf!
The Nun is only there because I couldn't be bothered find a better source image.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Well, don't make it a habit.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9195864
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
# that's mental.
nice edit on the bombing sign as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:02, archived)
# :D
Thank you. I was quite proud of that. I wanted to make him look more like Mr Menezesezeszeszez but have no idea what he looks like (apart from a terrorist) and I can't draw all that well.

I did have to add clothes to everyone though, that was the limit of my drawage.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# that de-ris is at my local train station
*claim to fame glee*

there's only a really small drop off point outside though (stupid considering it covers the whole country) and kissing is a lot more comfortable at the ticket office or (more romantically) on the platform.

and yes,i am single.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Queen LouLou has a new crown...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:37, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Yes . . . LouLou . . . YouYou . . . DoDo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:42, archived)

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