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# Tastes a bit funny to me...

Edit: I hope Emperor Ming wins Masterchef :D
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Hahaha
At least there are some nice mangoes to nosh on to his left:P
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# mongcist!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# I wouldn't like to try it's special taste
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# it tastes of India apparently
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Yes it's not Mmmmmmmmmm, it's Nnnnnnnnnnnng.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# ewww
*scrubs mind*
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# MONG TIME

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Hee!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
'nings ninj!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Ningles Stevie!
:D
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# oh dear
and yes to Ming winning MC. ~the other 2 are a bit wet.

Although I did think his beef looked totally raw in the critics meal, but nobody mentioned it.

Its a shame that Nasty Nick went out last night, but he did fall to pieces when it mattered.

It couldn't have been easy having to serve food to Peter Griffin!

edit: And I'm not the first to think so!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# HAHAHA I thought EXACTLY the same. It was Peter Griffin wasn't it!
I wanted Chris and Squinty bloke to stay in. The other two are clones of each other.

EDIT: It's a shame but Chris just fell to pieces.
/Mafia paid to take a dive conspiracy blog

EDIT EDIT: Ah I see who you mean by ming now. Yeah, he dives for his own food so purely on that basis I'd've wanted him to win.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Hahahaha...
I thought I'd seen him before!! :D
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Previous series:P
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Guinea bear says:
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)
# o hai
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:56, archived)
# uruk hai to you too!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# White Hand
NING EVERYONE
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# *high fives & growls*
"sniff, sniff....I smell halflings on the board...."
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# ningilies freebs
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Good morning sir
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)
# go on then
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# *Sarumans*
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Frodo Friddly Do
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Personally I think JJ's leave of absence has made you go all yiffy in the noggin.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Ballslapper
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)
# english word question
How do you call this kind of kid toy in english?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)
# bounce-a-tron 9000
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Granny sex puppet
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:33, archived)
# a waste of time, effort and money?
'ningles everyone :D
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Good morning fellow Steve
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:37, archived)
# 'lo medi!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)
# good ningles
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)
# 'nings Riff,
heeheh, I love that anim, I think its the expression of effort to lift the mallet :D
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Cartoon Riff is not the strongest person in the world
just like his real-life counterpart
edit: actually, the 'straining to lift mallet' face is also his sex-face...
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Freedom Bounce of Liberty™
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:37, archived)
# ballslapper

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)
# ballslapper
Ok thanks
I will change the title of my post
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Smack my ball up
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)
# a wii
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Ping pong ball on a string attached to the bat
sometimes known by it's german name:

Klingelnpongkugelaufeinerschnurangebrachtzumhieb.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# ping and pong
Sounds chinese:)
When I was young we called that toy ( BB-O ) in french way
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Cockrabbit!
I know in the US it's called paddleball but English we calling fuck off you seppo we invented the language we call call it whatever the hell we want!

passing 'ningles.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# seppo how aussie...
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Yes cockney ryhming slang is sooo Australian.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
# im going for the shortening + o ending.
rather than just septic...
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)
# 'ningles Spirit of the Waterways
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# 'ningles
That makes me sound like a discarded vodka bottle left in a canal!:O
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:53, archived)
# hahah, ok, how about "Streamspectre"
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)
# *gets busy with the fizzy*
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# awww.. I miss sodastream. It was crap, but still cool
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# You can actually buy
reconditioned ones here.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# bastard.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Yes
bastardstream!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# puddlephantom
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
# piss stain.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Thanks
Now I'm a bed wetter.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
#
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# Wait...is that me?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:55, archived)
# Wait...is that me?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:58, archived)
# It's not me.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:01, archived)
# Yeah right... I just tore this out of you profile!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:10, archived)
# VIMOD WILL BE DISPLEASED.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Y?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:19, archived)
# YOU WILL SEE VIMOD RIDING HIS ZAMBONI OUT OF THE SUNSET
YOU WILL B&!!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)
# WITNESS THE H& OF VIMOD
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# That's him! GJM, you've got him true to life...
Wait... is that me?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:02, archived)
# Who is GJM?
Does he drive Zambonis for Vimod's brotards, or something?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:13, archived)
# Good job microwave.
/ac
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Riiiiiiiiiight.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:19, archived)
# it's what it means...
good job microwave. the appropriate comment to an image posted by microwave.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:21, archived)
# So, not Gay Japanese Male then.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# I think microwave is american
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# It's not me.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:03, archived)
# That drawing of a spider is rubbish
he's got too many legs, and nowhere near enough eyes.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:06, archived)
# This is me!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Classic!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:19, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:38, archived)
# You are not supposed to shop pictures of Clansoul any more
to the nawty step with you.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# pfffffffffffft

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Wii pizza man
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:48, archived)
# Woo..
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:53, archived)
# Hahaha spin that large potato, grandma!

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:55, archived)
# Spin that shit!
Arf!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:57, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:10, archived)
# haha this is excellent! really made me laugh so have a click
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:17, archived)
# El luchador del manzana gato!!!!
This is for Ttssattsr
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:33, archived)
# Hola mi hermoso gato
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:36, archived)
# I KEEL YOU!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:36, archived)
# Oh, it is ON.
 

 
woo! and good night
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:36, archived)
# GOOD NIGHT AND HOARDED BALUT TO ALL OF YOU.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:39, archived)
# HAHAHA
G'night Rap'.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:41, archived)
# CYA Hare!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:42, archived)
# Bring it!!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:44, archived)
# C'MON BARRY!!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:38, archived)
# Ayayayayayahaha!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Just a thing I did
No idea what it's meant to be, but it looks at me funny.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:51, archived)
# that is fantastic
woo
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:52, archived)
# wonderful
make it dance like an utter spacktard!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:53, archived)
# Sorry.
It went out of the window before I could stop it.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:53, archived)
# :-(
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:10, archived)
# Wasn't that in the newsletter in
2002 or 2003? Shame you can't easily search the newsletters.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:12, archived)
# Monty Python 1970's
*puts tuck in the Airedale*
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:27, archived)
# " We are the Knights who say Wii "
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Is still #1.
I see this
www.b3ta.com/board/9202011
is moving up the page. As it should.
It's got to win one of these times just
for form sake.

*pimps mine for shit and giggles*
www.b3ta.com/board/9199609
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:34, archived)
# Yeah, but I haven't entered this challenge yet!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:53, archived)
# You are wiser than the rest of us.
At least until you do, HAHA!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:58, archived)
# ^ True
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:59, archived)
# Heck if I know. it says "April 08" in the address bar
but then it could have been lifted off another page.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:29, archived)
# What's that thing doing in my bathroom?
That is absolute Ace!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Ratband pending. 11pm and I'm into day two of SQL hell.
Not even supposed to be doing code anymore FFFFFFUUUUUU!

Anyway, it looks like your sugar bowl has mutated
and become self aware. And is aware of us too!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:57, archived)
# I made a ratband yesterday. It's not great tho.
I'll fetch the link....
ed: 2000 posts!

ed2: Oh! you saw it!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:59, archived)
# Looked good enough last night.
If I get some handle on why and where the mongs
fucked up this time, before I crash, I'll give it a go.

edit: BRN! BRN! MOAR! ETC!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:01, archived)
# Dear me!
Get some sleep Tahk!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:03, archived)
# I just might have to, thanks.
Running tests now.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:29, archived)
# "Teacup Splong Man"

* Patents and starts to make TV series
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:57, archived)
# cool
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:03, archived)
# awwwww
that's great!



AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:07, archived)
# Haha!
Is that a bird or a vegetable?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:08, archived)
# octopus.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:13, archived)
# ...so...
...it's a bird then?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:14, archived)
# Careful now!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:20, archived)
# yay!! :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:35, archived)
# Oooh, that's brill
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:36, archived)
# Neko-Suika
 

 
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:19, archived)
# would
and compo it
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:22, archived)
# nah, it's not for the competition.
 
It's a real game, but it's only out in Japan.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:27, archived)
# but it's new, so I couldn't find much about it
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:43, archived)
# RAPITINIUI YOU GO WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP RIGHT THIS INSTANT
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:49, archived)
# Come over here and take it like a man!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:56, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:57, archived)
# FFS
:-(
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
# haha, yes!
i emailed that pic to a couple of people and they both freaked.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:28, archived)
# ^ "Would" and "she is"
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:29, archived)
# okay the caption for the source photo was "children playing wii"
 
PLEASE TO SIGN HERE ON THIS REGISTER THANK YOU
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:32, archived)
# There is a age limit for sexing?

"Quick little K3b/-\b, hide under the bed!"
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:59, archived)
# im well old.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:01, archived)
# * But your daughter isn't....

daughter son dog
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:07, archived)
# DOG EGG!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:32, archived)
# The one on the right looks like she's brushing the lint of her backside
edit: I'M NOW GOING TO BUY SOME BEER. AS I'M ALL OUT.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:46, archived)
# YES
 

 
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:48, archived)
# hahahah
I always knew Vader was a ginger underneath!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:48, archived)
# It's Darth Chumper
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:56, archived)
# hahaha
glorious
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)
# I love you, Connor.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)
# Whoa
that's gorgeous
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:01, archived)
# i find it hilarious
it had a different less absurd face. which i rubbed out and drew again
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:06, archived)
# I really like the face
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:08, archived)
#
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# i watched that before
i liked the guy who compares them in all seriousness to the beatles.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:04, archived)
# i like everyone involved in the whole thing and i want to invite them here for lunch.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:13, archived)
# i want to start a donk group called donkey derby.
make my fortune off ringtones.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:31, archived)
# OK.. so that's about 1/4 hour of my life I will never get back!

* Woo though, we should have this as the back-ground music to b3ta?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:37, archived)
# Elk hat is the height of fashion.
AAA
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:02, archived)
# This looks like Hitler without the moustache
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:16, archived)
# excellent!
 
Baby Dango haunts your thoughts
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:18, archived)
# The mini-mind-elk must have been attracted by all those lumps of butter.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:30, archived)
# BABY DANGO
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:38, archived)
# ....Errr.....ummmm....you...errr
*Does that embarrassed sort of half pointing thing where you try to indicate that someone has a tiny stag on their head WITHOUT ACTUALLY SAYING SO! *

Top drawage
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:40, archived)
# Very nice :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)
# this is just ace
i love your style. You should release a book or summit
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I know a girl who's tough but sweet
 

 
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:34, archived)
# She puts high heels on her feet!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)
# your name is stupid.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:45, archived)
# Why have you got to bring me down like that?
NIGHT, POSTY AND ALL. IT'S DUMBFUCK 6AM AND I GOT WORK TOMORROW.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)
# i do what i must.
nightnight.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:01, archived)
# G'night
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:02, archived)
# Nighty night!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:15, archived)
# You're just jealous!
/me does the I'm too sexy dance
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:15, archived)
# yeah, but don't tell anyone else, ok?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:18, archived)
# Oooh so very chumpy
and manbeary
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)
# Hahaha
I'd forgotten about that. I've always liked it.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
# Thx.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:57, archived)
# This is always gold.
It's nearly Easter time too!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:17, archived)
# she's so fine, i beat her.
hang on...

also: uh oh donk action.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:46, archived)
# I don't know what to think.
Me brain wrong.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)
# It's Mel C from her "Candy" video
 
the C is for Chump
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:18, archived)
# NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT!
wOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:32, archived)
# YES!
 

 
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)
# Oh guys I have a little story.
Remember this?
I was trying to get Google to index my image so that it would appear alongside the only other image result for "ham-fisted brotards"....
Yeah well look what happened (you'll need Safe Search turned off in your Google preferences. It is totally SFW though)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)
# Ha, how bizarre.
You have to turn safe search off, though. I guess all images from b3ta get filtered out on principle.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:40, archived)
# Cheers
I just added a tip in the post.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)
# it's not working, with filtering off :S
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:45, archived)
# Ah sorry
Tahkcalb's Internet Serious Business kitty is on the results page for "ham-fisted brotards" now.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:58, archived)
# the only thing i get is the B, but for ham fisted brotards
i get a bottle of tomato sauce as well.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:07, archived)
#
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# Oh! My ISB kitty is beside it, LOL!!!
HAHAHA!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)
# mofaha is pimping you out.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)
# ham-fisted brotard
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# i won't fist your ham unless it's wearing a wig.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:00, archived)
# Why would it not wear a wig?
After all we are not savages.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:02, archived)
# speak for yourself.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:13, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)
# WOAH!
Back up, back up!

AAU
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)
# i like this. i do.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:46, archived)
# BIG ANGRY NOSE.
I like this one. It's simple. Simple is good.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)
# i do like that
very bold
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Are Wii Not Men?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:22, archived)
# Hahaha
cunning.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:24, archived)
# *wiips it*
I clicked it.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:29, archived)
# pffft
 
yeah, I'll give you that one
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)
# d-e-v-o.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)
# nice work spud boy
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)
# Whip it!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:15, archived)
# This is a work of true brilliance
Clicks for you
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Caption Time
I'm back
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:02, archived)
# "And she still hasn't woken up!"
I love you to death HM, seriously.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)
# THIS METHLAB AIN'T GONNA CLEAN ITSELF
 
I was going through the Biscuit archives the other day, good to see you man.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:07, archived)
# No way.
CFB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:07, archived)
# B&
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:08, archived)
# ^this hard
HAHAHA
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:08, archived)
# "you are a gay idiot"
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:10, archived)
# "I graped your mom!"
...
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:15, archived)
# Fuck off ya purple cunt.....
the Cap'n is back!

yay for HM!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:57, archived)
# Awww, a cattard :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# Hang on, I'll save you! Where'd he go?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# yay
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:53, archived)
# Did you spaz back to your post to see
this? I should have picked a jacket liner
colour, but you might not notice if I didn't say.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)
# yes i did :)
very nice. Actually close in color to the source. Flattered that you took the time to do that.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)
# Yay!
GYLI, was sort of waiting for one that I could
do quickly enough to attach to the org-post.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:07, archived)
# HAHAHA - this fills me with glee whilst i'm being hypnotised.
I haven't seen a good kitten post for ages.

*clicks hard
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)
# yeah, I found a stock photo site I hadn't seen before
pro.corbis.com/

and that was my afternoon pretty much fucked. :)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:10, archived)
# this is the sole purpose of drapery.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Lovely
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:20, archived)
# wheeeeeee!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Man Bear Pig is having a seezuure! :|


more fine quality on the way!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:38, archived)
# He seems a bit unsteady on his feet there.
I'm concerned about him.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Make a cat with an apple for a head.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:41, archived)
# You're a bit bossy.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:43, archived)
# Now you mention it - it did sort of sound like a command.
Sorry, Fly. Sorry, Mofaha.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:44, archived)
# LOL
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:46, archived)
# I feel we're drifting apart. We never hold hands anymore.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:47, archived)
# I'm going to finish a picture.
That usually works for me.
I AM STILL UR FRND EVEN THO UR BSSY
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# IT'S UR DAY 2MARO.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Fuck yeah so it is.
I'd forgotten about that.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:29, archived)
# iCAT!!!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:54, archived)
# What PRETTY EYES.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:55, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)
# :DDDDD
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:08, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahah!
 
there's something rather lucha libre about that.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:30, archived)
# I WANT CHUMP
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)
# I WANT CANDY
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)
# Best photo ever!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:54, archived)
# DEFEND THYSELF
 

 
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:56, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)
# whoever wins, we all lose.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)
# OBEY:WANK!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:07, archived)
# who wins?


Click for bigger (128 kb)

my buddy and i had a day off work today so shopped a ship each
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Yew wood.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:23, archived)
# While the rotting, exploding squid design is more functional, futuristic and technically viable,
The space-going aircraft-carrying limousine is more appealing.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:24, archived)
# the sun.
the sun always wins.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:25, archived)
# You're pretty bright.
And post with flare. Such magnetism, a fusion of happy, strange bits and a quarky sense of humor.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)
# If I could stab you right now, I would.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Testify, brother.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Touche' upon your profile.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# Arhghghghgh
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Doesn't she look happier now?
I fixed her.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:52, archived)
# YOU'VE RUINED HER. :(
Coolfiltrtho
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
what a rubbery delight.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:54, archived)
# which musketeer is this?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:04, archived)
# i also have spots. and gas.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)
# I have buttons and fluid.
What are you listening to today, Posty?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:53, archived)
# mister shark, of course.
actually, some quiet stuff. bowery electric, as i'm sort of working right now.

you?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:04, archived)
# Bardo Pond at the moment.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:09, archived)
# SHITTY FUCKING DISCO.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)
# I DON'T LIKE MUSIC WITH BEEPS AND OOMPHS IN IT.
Oh, if you scroll down this far and see this, I hope you weren't talking about Bardo Pond as they're psycherock/shoegaze. Genres!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)
# heh, i was just joking you. i'm actually in the band.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:33, archived)
# THE SUN ALWAYS KNOCKS TWICE
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:35, archived)
# So does the postman.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:52, archived)
# Yuri Gagarin WINS
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)
# Da.
You like Red and Blue guy below. He wear red for glorious Communist party, comrade.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Good work!
It's 4:30am and all is well.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Gravity!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Earthy!
That was deep! You are a force!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Quote: You win again, gravity!
β€œHmm, she’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro.”

www.imdb.com/title/tt0584431/quotes
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)
# ah, death by snoo-snoo.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)
# (:
D:
(:
D:
(:
D:
(:

We had snoo-snoo.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)
# Time to go to work! (-_-)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:12, archived)
# work all night?
 
great style.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:13, archived)
# If I could draw like that I'd never leave the house!
FACT
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:25, archived)
# Woo.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Yep, just another day at the office
Woo
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:16, archived)
# ABDOMEN GHOST.
have funs at work.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# You'd wear a mask too if you were a senior bank executive
Huzzah for pic!

In other news, it seems Windows Live Hotmail doesn't trust Office Live Small Business.
Linked cos it's a bit large dimensionwise (so's the pic)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:20, archived)
# mark as junk.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)
# I would like to get him into a dark alley, that's for sure...
I so love these guys - they are truly stylish and original, so hard to find in a man these days... present company excluded of course ;)
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Orly? (-_-) :)
Then I shall draw a special one just for you
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# FISH!!!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)
# SEAL!!
 


I like your fish it is a very happy and well-to-do fish even though it may in fact be dead
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:13, archived)
# WE WILL NEVER SURVIVE UNLESS WE GET A LITTLE CRAZY.
/seal
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)
# *fears*
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)
# oh gee!
That is a scary creature indeed
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:23, archived)
# Yum!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Give me chips please
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)
# uh oh it's feesh night.
*expresses milt*
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# so i went to a junk shop today, and there i found:

mister jaws, by dickie goodman, was released in 1975 and i used to see the 45 kicking around junk shops regularly. i never bothered with it (novelty records aren't my thing), but when the sampling arguments began to rage i thought it would be amusing to have on hand. when i saw the hand-drawn cover not even a giant shark could have kept me from owning it.

want to hear the sound of steven spielberg not suing someone? youtube once again saves the day. dickie goodman had a slew of other novelty recorde, most or all of them heavy with samples. there was a follow-up to mr. jaws as well, the cunningly-titled mrs. jaws.



clix for more sharx.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# I actually owned that record. I might still have it.
I was a huge Jaws fan back in the day.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)
# haha, you are an oldie too.
now let's have mohafa zimmer in here and let him tell us all about wax cylinders.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# I think he made some of them.

I bet he's younger than me ashally
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# no way, he's the oldest person here.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# Mofohar has a moustache and points at stuff sometimes.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# and there's hair on the mole on his goiter.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
# AWWW FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# WHAT'S THAT GRANDAD?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)
# they started it!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:23, archived)
# a big boy did it and ran away!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)
# LOL
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:44, archived)
# heheh
yeah, I'm aware of Mr Goodman's break-in records.. though I've only heard the odd track on radio.

nice sharx.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# i love this drawing, and i hope the artist finds me (i posted it on flickr too).
the song isn't much to listen to, but i don't care at all.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# I remember this.
Popular with the Low-Fi freaks on the east coast.

(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# i used to see the 45 all the time before vinyl died.
not come across it for years, but glad i did again.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:49, archived)
# I remember having a few 45s ages ago.
"WHEN YOU HEAR THE SOUND, *DING* TURN THE PAGE!"
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:52, archived)
# This must have come from the the Shitty Fucking Record Company
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)
# a division of magnetcorp.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:52, archived)
# a fully owned subsidiary of ShittyCorp.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# But have they been bailed out by Obama's stimulus package?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Nope, as it's not Obama's stimulus bill.
It is really just "Shrub Co.'s one last raid" bill.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# What's Shrub Co.?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Haliburton.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:28, archived)
# And more!
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)
# Why? What's a shrub, in this context?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:31, archived)
# A small bush.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)
# At a guess I would have thought that various Bush-averse Democrats supported (and wrote) the bill
while various Bush-friendly Republicans were against it.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:38, archived)
# That's not a shrub
silly.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Wait, Haliburton do actual landscape gardening?
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:44, archived)
# Well not exactly
they just kind of dump down a bunch of sickly saplings and hope for the best.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Agitprop: It works!

Nope, was written and approved(by the insiders political and economic)
before Obama had even won the election. His win just made them change
their tune to that of opposition... to exactly what they wanted from the start.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:46, archived)
# According to the Guardian
It was written by "congressional democrats". I don't really know what that means, or who the people mentioned are, but I've got a vague idea that Nancy Pelosi is not in cahoots with the Bush family.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Why would you say that?
Has she ever challenged them on anything?

More to the point, the Gunardin is often full of shit.
Drafted before this session, and no the Dems
did not have "control" of congress until January.

Also
One might point out until Minnesota they still don't
have enough to claim control of the situation.

Also also
Lieberman and so many others, alas.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)
# Well *wikipedias*
opposition to the 1991 gulf war, opposition to the Iraq war, opposition to the troop surge in Iraq, pro-minimum wage, pro-medicare, against exploration for oil in the Arctic, and called Bush a "total failure".
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Talk is cheap, check the voting record and you'll scream...
...as loud as most of the Progressives in the USA. She's a fucking Janus faced old trout, so they say.

I tend to agree with that assessment. Pork both for her district and her personally is a 100% fact that is rather hard to ignore when you add it all up.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:29, archived)
# Molly Ivins' term for the Bush family.
Aka Hitlers Bankers
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)
# He said "I GOT YOUR STIMULUS PACKAGE RIGHT HERE" and grabbed his crotch
so that's a maybe.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)
# :D
I like how the kid took a few goes at the Shorxs body.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)
# it looks like a lightbulb with teefs.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# I like lightbulbs.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)
# i like teefs.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# Whale - whale - whale - no, shark, shark.
Shark. whale.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:20, archived)
# I'm the same :(
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)
# We're living on a copyright-protected island
And it totally kicks ass
Because there are
No Sharks
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:01, archived)
# they are coming.
(, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)

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