Tastes a bit funny to me...
Edit: I hope Emperor Ming wins Masterchef :D
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Edit: I hope Emperor Ming wins Masterchef :D
Hahaha
At least there are some nice mangoes to nosh on to his left:P
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oh dear
and yes to Ming winning MC. ~the other 2 are a bit wet.
Although I did think his beef looked totally raw in the critics meal, but nobody mentioned it.
Its a shame that Nasty Nick went out last night, but he did fall to pieces when it mattered.
It couldn't have been easy having to serve food to Peter Griffin!
edit: And I'm not the first to think so!
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:11,
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Although I did think his beef looked totally raw in the critics meal, but nobody mentioned it.
Its a shame that Nasty Nick went out last night, but he did fall to pieces when it mattered.
It couldn't have been easy having to serve food to Peter Griffin!
edit: And I'm not the first to think so!
HAHAHA I thought EXACTLY the same. It was Peter Griffin wasn't it!
I wanted Chris and Squinty bloke to stay in. The other two are clones of each other.
EDIT: It's a shame but Chris just fell to pieces.
/Mafia paid to take a dive conspiracy blog
EDIT EDIT: Ah I see who you mean by ming now. Yeah, he dives for his own food so purely on that basis I'd've wanted him to win.
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EDIT: It's a shame but Chris just fell to pieces.
/Mafia paid to take a dive conspiracy blog
EDIT EDIT: Ah I see who you mean by ming now. Yeah, he dives for his own food so purely on that basis I'd've wanted him to win.
*high fives & growls*
"sniff, sniff....I smell halflings on the board...."
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Personally I think JJ's leave of absence has made you go all yiffy in the noggin.
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english word question
How do you call this kind of kid toy in english?
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'nings Riff,
heeheh, I love that anim, I think its the expression of effort to lift the mallet :D
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:51,
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Cartoon Riff is not the strongest person in the world
just like his real-life counterpart
edit: actually, the 'straining to lift mallet' face is also his sex-face...
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edit: actually, the 'straining to lift mallet' face is also his sex-face...
:D
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ball slapper
ed: fixed fucked up link
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:54,
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ed: fixed fucked up link
Ping pong ball on a string attached to the bat
sometimes known by it's german name:
Klingelnpongkugelaufeinerschnurangebrachtzumhieb.
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Klingelnpongkugelaufeinerschnurangebrachtzumhieb.
ping and pong
Sounds chinese:)
When I was young we called that toy ( BB-O ) in french way
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:52,
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When I was young we called that toy ( BB-O ) in french way
Cockrabbit!
I know in the US it's called paddleball but English we calling fuck off you seppo we invented the language we call call it whatever the hell we want!
passing 'ningles.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:48,
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passing 'ningles.
im going for the shortening + o ending.
rather than just septic...
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:55,
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'ningles
That makes me sound like a discarded vodka bottle left in a canal!:O
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:53,
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YOU WILL SEE VIMOD RIDING HIS ZAMBONI OUT OF THE SUNSET
YOU WILL B&!!
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:20,
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That's him! GJM, you've got him true to life...
Wait... is that me?
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:02,
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Who is GJM?
Does he drive Zambonis for Vimod's brotards, or something?
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:13,
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it's what it means...
good job microwave. the appropriate comment to an image posted by microwave.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:21,
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That drawing of a spider is rubbish
he's got too many legs, and nowhere near enough eyes.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:06,
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You are not supposed to shop pictures of Clansoul any more
to the nawty step with you.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:41,
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Wasn't that in the newsletter in
2002 or 2003? Shame you can't easily search the newsletters.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:12,
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Is still #1.
I see this
www.b3ta.com/board/9202011
is moving up the page. As it should.
It's got to win one of these times just
for form sake.
*pimps mine for shit and giggles*
www.b3ta.com/board/9199609
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:34,
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www.b3ta.com/board/9202011
is moving up the page. As it should.
It's got to win one of these times just
for form sake.
*pimps mine for shit and giggles*
www.b3ta.com/board/9199609
You are wiser than the rest of us.
At least until you do, HAHA!
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:58,
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Heck if I know. it says "April 08" in the address bar
but then it could have been lifted off another page.
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Ratband pending. 11pm and I'm into day two of SQL hell.
Not even supposed to be doing code anymore FFFFFFUUUUUU!
Anyway, it looks like your sugar bowl has mutated
and become self aware. And is aware of us too!
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:57,
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Anyway, it looks like your sugar bowl has mutated
and become self aware. And is aware of us too!
I made a ratband yesterday. It's not great tho.
I'll fetch the link....
ed: 2000 posts!
ed2: Oh! you saw it!
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ed: 2000 posts!
ed2: Oh! you saw it!
Looked good enough last night.
If I get some handle on why and where the mongs
fucked up this time, before I crash, I'll give it a go.
edit: BRN! BRN! MOAR! ETC!
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 7:01,
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fucked up this time, before I crash, I'll give it a go.
edit: BRN! BRN! MOAR! ETC!
nah, it's not for the competition.
It's a real game, but it's only out in Japan.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:27,
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It's a real game, but it's only out in Japan.
RAPITINIUI YOU GO WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP RIGHT THIS INSTANT
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:49,
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haha, yes!
i emailed that pic to a couple of people and they both freaked.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:28,
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okay the caption for the source photo was "children playing wii"
PLEASE TO SIGN HERE ON THIS REGISTER THANK YOU
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:32,
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PLEASE TO SIGN HERE ON THIS REGISTER THANK YOU
There is a age limit for sexing?
"Quick little K3b/-\b, hide under the bed!"
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:59,
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"Quick little K3b/-\b, hide under the bed!"
The one on the right looks like she's brushing the lint of her backside
edit: I'M NOW GOING TO BUY SOME BEER. AS I'M ALL OUT.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:40,
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i find it hilarious
it had a different less absurd face. which i rubbed out and drew again
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:06,
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i watched that before
i liked the guy who compares them in all seriousness to the beatles.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:04,
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i like everyone involved in the whole thing and i want to invite them here for lunch.
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i want to start a donk group called donkey derby.
make my fortune off ringtones.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:31,
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OK.. so that's about 1/4 hour of my life I will never get back!
* Woo though, we should have this as the back-ground music to b3ta?
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:37,
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* Woo though, we should have this as the back-ground music to b3ta?
The mini-mind-elk must have been attracted by all those lumps of butter.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:30,
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....Errr.....ummmm....you...errr
*Does that embarrassed sort of half pointing thing where you try to indicate that someone has a tiny stag on their head WITHOUT ACTUALLY SAYING SO! *
Top drawage
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Top drawage
this is just ace
i love your style. You should release a book or summit
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:28,
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Why have you got to bring me down like that?
NIGHT, POSTY AND ALL. IT'S DUMBFUCK 6AM AND I GOT WORK TOMORROW.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:59,
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Oh guys I have a little story.
Remember this?
I was trying to get Google to index my image so that it would appear alongside the only other image result for "ham-fisted brotards"....
Yeah well look what happened (you'll need Safe Search turned off in your Google preferences. It is totally SFW though)
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:35,
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I was trying to get Google to index my image so that it would appear alongside the only other image result for "ham-fisted brotards"....
Yeah well look what happened (you'll need Safe Search turned off in your Google preferences. It is totally SFW though)
Ha, how bizarre.
You have to turn safe search off, though. I guess all images from b3ta get filtered out on principle.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:40,
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Ah sorry
Tahkcalb's Internet Serious Business kitty is on the results page for "ham-fisted brotards" now.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:58,
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the only thing i get is the B, but for ham fisted brotards
i get a bottle of tomato sauce as well.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:07,
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"And she still hasn't woken up!"
I love you to death HM, seriously.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:06,
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THIS METHLAB AIN'T GONNA CLEAN ITSELF
I was going through the Biscuit archives the other day, good to see you man.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:07,
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I was going through the Biscuit archives the other day, good to see you man.
Did you spaz back to your post to see
this? I should have picked a jacket liner
colour, but you might not notice if I didn't say.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:56,
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colour, but you might not notice if I didn't say.
yes i did :)
very nice. Actually close in color to the source. Flattered that you took the time to do that.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:59,
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Yay!
GYLI, was sort of waiting for one that I could
do quickly enough to attach to the org-post.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 6:07,
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do quickly enough to attach to the org-post.
HAHAHA - this fills me with glee whilst i'm being hypnotised.
I haven't seen a good kitten post for ages.
*clicks hard
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:00,
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*clicks hard
yeah, I found a stock photo site I hadn't seen before
pro.corbis.com/
and that was my afternoon pretty much fucked. :)
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:10,
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and that was my afternoon pretty much fucked. :)
Man Bear Pig is having a seezuure! :|
more fine quality on the way!
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:38,
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more fine quality on the way!
He seems a bit unsteady on his feet there.
I'm concerned about him.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:40,
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Now you mention it - it did sort of sound like a command.
Sorry, Fly. Sorry, Mofaha.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:44,
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I'm going to finish a picture.
That usually works for me.
I AM STILL UR FRND EVEN THO UR BSSY
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:49,
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I AM STILL UR FRND EVEN THO UR BSSY
ahhhhahhhahah!
there's something rather lucha libre about that.
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there's something rather lucha libre about that.
who wins?
Click for bigger (128 kb)
my buddy and i had a day off work today so shopped a ship each
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:18,
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Click for bigger (128 kb)
my buddy and i had a day off work today so shopped a ship each
While the rotting, exploding squid design is more functional, futuristic and technically viable,
The space-going aircraft-carrying limousine is more appealing.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:24,
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You're pretty bright.
And post with flare. Such magnetism, a fusion of happy, strange bits and a quarky sense of humor.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:29,
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I have buttons and fluid.
What are you listening to today, Posty?
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:53,
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mister shark, of course.
actually, some quiet stuff. bowery electric, as i'm sort of working right now.
you?
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:04,
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you?
I DON'T LIKE MUSIC WITH BEEPS AND OOMPHS IN IT.
Oh, if you scroll down this far and see this, I hope you weren't talking about Bardo Pond as they're psycherock/shoegaze. Genres!
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:56,
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Da.
You like Red and Blue guy below. He wear red for glorious Communist party, comrade.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:31,
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Quote: You win again, gravity!
βHmm, sheβs built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro.β
www.imdb.com/title/tt0584431/quotes
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:58,
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www.imdb.com/title/tt0584431/quotes
You'd wear a mask too if you were a senior bank executive
Huzzah for pic!
In other news, it seems Windows Live Hotmail doesn't trust Office Live Small Business.
Linked cos it's a bit large dimensionwise (so's the pic)
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:20,
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In other news, it seems Windows Live Hotmail doesn't trust Office Live Small Business.
Linked cos it's a bit large dimensionwise (so's the pic)
I would like to get him into a dark alley, that's for sure...
I so love these guys - they are truly stylish and original, so hard to find in a man these days... present company excluded of course ;)
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:24,
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SEAL!!
I like your fish it is a very happy and well-to-do fish even though it may in fact be dead
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:13,
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I like your fish it is a very happy and well-to-do fish even though it may in fact be dead
so i went to a junk shop today, and there i found:
mister jaws, by dickie goodman, was released in 1975 and i used to see the 45 kicking around junk shops regularly. i never bothered with it (novelty records aren't my thing), but when the sampling arguments began to rage i thought it would be amusing to have on hand. when i saw the hand-drawn cover not even a giant shark could have kept me from owning it.
want to hear the sound of steven spielberg not suing someone? youtube once again saves the day. dickie goodman had a slew of other novelty recorde, most or all of them heavy with samples. there was a follow-up to mr. jaws as well, the cunningly-titled mrs. jaws.
clix for more sharx.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:40,
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mister jaws, by dickie goodman, was released in 1975 and i used to see the 45 kicking around junk shops regularly. i never bothered with it (novelty records aren't my thing), but when the sampling arguments began to rage i thought it would be amusing to have on hand. when i saw the hand-drawn cover not even a giant shark could have kept me from owning it.
want to hear the sound of steven spielberg not suing someone? youtube once again saves the day. dickie goodman had a slew of other novelty recorde, most or all of them heavy with samples. there was a follow-up to mr. jaws as well, the cunningly-titled mrs. jaws.
clix for more sharx.
I actually owned that record. I might still have it.
I was a huge Jaws fan back in the day.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:43,
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haha, you are an oldie too.
now let's have mohafa zimmer in here and let him tell us all about wax cylinders.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:46,
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I think he made some of them.
I bet he's younger than me ashally
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:47,
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I bet he's younger than me ashally
heheh
yeah, I'm aware of Mr Goodman's break-in records.. though I've only heard the odd track on radio.
nice sharx.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:45,
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nice sharx.
i love this drawing, and i hope the artist finds me (i posted it on flickr too).
the song isn't much to listen to, but i don't care at all.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:48,
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I remember this.
Popular with the Low-Fi freaks on the east coast.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:47,
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i used to see the 45 all the time before vinyl died.
not come across it for years, but glad i did again.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:49,
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I remember having a few 45s ages ago.
"WHEN YOU HEAR THE SOUND, *DING* TURN THE PAGE!"
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 3:52,
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Nope, as it's not Obama's stimulus bill.
It is really just "Shrub Co.'s one last raid" bill.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:05,
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At a guess I would have thought that various Bush-averse Democrats supported (and wrote) the bill
while various Bush-friendly Republicans were against it.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:38,
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Well not exactly
they just kind of dump down a bunch of sickly saplings and hope for the best.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:49,
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HAHAHAHA!
Agitprop: It works!
Nope, was written and approved(by the insiders political and economic)
before Obama had even won the election. His win just made them change
their tune to that of opposition... to exactly what they wanted from the start.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:46,
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Nope, was written and approved(by the insiders political and economic)
before Obama had even won the election. His win just made them change
their tune to that of opposition... to exactly what they wanted from the start.
According to the Guardian
It was written by "congressional democrats". I don't really know what that means, or who the people mentioned are, but I've got a vague idea that Nancy Pelosi is not in cahoots with the Bush family.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:53,
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Why would you say that?
Has she ever challenged them on anything?
More to the point, the Gunardin is often full of shit.
Drafted before this session, and no the Dems
did not have "control" of congress until January.
Also
One might point out until Minnesota they still don't
have enough to claim control of the situation.
Also also
Lieberman and so many others, alas.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:05,
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More to the point, the Gunardin is often full of shit.
Drafted before this session, and no the Dems
did not have "control" of congress until January.
Also
One might point out until Minnesota they still don't
have enough to claim control of the situation.
Also also
Lieberman and so many others, alas.
Well *wikipedias*
opposition to the 1991 gulf war, opposition to the Iraq war, opposition to the troop surge in Iraq, pro-minimum wage, pro-medicare, against exploration for oil in the Arctic, and called Bush a "total failure".
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:20,
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Talk is cheap, check the voting record and you'll scream...
...as loud as most of the Progressives in the USA. She's a fucking Janus faced old trout, so they say.
I tend to agree with that assessment. Pork both for her district and her personally is a 100% fact that is rather hard to ignore when you add it all up.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 5:29,
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I tend to agree with that assessment. Pork both for her district and her personally is a 100% fact that is rather hard to ignore when you add it all up.
He said "I GOT YOUR STIMULUS PACKAGE RIGHT HERE" and grabbed his crotch
so that's a maybe.
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Fri 20 Feb 2009, 4:14,
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We're living on a copyright-protected island
And it totally kicks ass
Because there are
No Sharks
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Because there are
No Sharks
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