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# I blame k3b/-\b and the NWO.
cfb 650k
Also
It worked out to be a meg over 36 for the work file, LOL.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 4:20, archived)
# no no no no post the whole thing!!!
ed: that looks more like soup than stew.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 4:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
I've not seen the kitten yet, and I enjoy that
little bit of the high ground left to me. [/;-)

Thanks for prompting me to make this one.

edit: Yeah, didn't add any thickening to it as
       it tasted too good as it was.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 4:24, archived)
# your pokemons
show me them
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 4:29, archived)
# I will, have and often do.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 4:33, archived)
# Please explain to us WTF?ers what Pokies are.
I had the idea they were female nipples stiffly outlined under clothing, but this pic puts doubt in my mind.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)
# A term for Pokémon that is not trademarked and copyrighted to hell and back.
Down under they seem to use it for poker machines
which I find very odd to say the least.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 4:39, archived)
# Ah. An Aussie thing. Should've suspected that.
Now giz a pic of cooking with pokies as defined outside the world of Japanese toys or gambling devices.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)
# I don't make that posh crap like Wolf Nipple Chips.
I leave that to the bloody Imperialist Romans.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Bah. I was sat here wanting some sexeh.
Now I've got to sit up and get my kicks watching some godawful local newsreader at disgraceful o'clock.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 4:56, archived)
# May find it rather lame. Sexy seems to be getting strange on the news shows these days.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Phwoar!
Now THAT'S more like it.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:12, archived)
# yeah 'the pokies' are the one armed bandits.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Given the odds, and you just might get what I mean...
poker and pokie seems reversed in that case. LOL.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:05, archived)
# the last time I put money in one of those, it rejected my coin so I took it back
and never played them again.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:08, archived)
# 100% more return than 274,000 others have or will see.
That is if they actually use proper odds for their games down there.
Here in Kunukistan it is usually much worse. Scandalous lottery
companies are greedy little shits here.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:12, archived)
# Fuck yeah, biscuits!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)
# Goes well with a...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 4:57, archived)
#

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:07, archived)
# Froths like you've never seen.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:08, archived)
# Don't shake the can up!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:18, archived)
# spluff
it's a boy !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:28, archived)
# I don't know.....
does it contain Pear? :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:24, archived)
# Nope, it's mostly mercury and artificial flavourings.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Narwhal!!!! Fuck Yeah!!!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:15, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!!!
Hahahaha! That's just plain wonderful that is.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:19, archived)
# tasty little pokers
so clever and hungrifying
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Why am I looking at your... wait a minute, what am I looking at?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:42, archived)
# Naturally, we were easy on him.
However, I think he's had enough doughnuts.

LOLZ and Arf.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:52, archived)
# urgh bedtime
GOODNIGHT
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:59, archived)
# WHAT THE SHIT!
Happy sleepings lemons
*stops looking*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:00, archived)
# This is an actual footage from the film.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Its not helping....it may be due to tiredness
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:01, archived)
# HI I FEEL INVINCIBLE
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:00, archived)
# o hai seamhors
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Hahaha That is a thing of beauty
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:02, archived)
# jesus fuck
that's incredible :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:03, archived)
# packed full of winnery
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:04, archived)
# I read that as pocket full of whinney
Thought you were making a RATM horse-related pun and came up with
"Another fucking radical Bombtack started with some leather and brass".

/starting to think going to bed is a good idea
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:41, archived)
# wow o wow
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:07, archived)
# stop the internets
we have a winner
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Leglamp FTW
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)
# SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:02, archived)
# hahahahahhhaaaaa
im so worried about how shitty the movie is going to be. i havent seen it yet.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:02, archived)
# I liked it.
The soundtrack could have been better.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:03, archived)
# is it true to the comic?
i hate the guy who directed it so im not sure what i'll think
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:06, archived)
# Minor changes but otherwise pretty tight.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:07, archived)
# i don't know...
i'll probably see it tomorrow.

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:10, archived)
# why did I go imdbing zach
...american live action version of Ninja Scroll.. boo!

also sequel to 300.. right you are.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:11, archived)
# i hated 300 so much
i dont know why i just did

it was ugly and stupid

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:29, archived)
# sequal to 300? the 400? the 200?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:38, archived)
# i thought it was incredibly true to the comic
there were a few subplots taken out and a few speeches edited down, plus the whole squid thing, but it's very much worth seeing at the cinema
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:15, archived)
# We just saw it.
It's ok. Rorschach was excellent. Some other elements are not so good.
It's a way better book than it is a movie imo.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)
# haha!
"pop"
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Fear the blue teabagging of doom.
CYA
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:32, archived)
# OMG HIS IS NUCULARS RADATION!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:42, archived)
# AaRrFf!.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:47, archived)
# This was done with Corel Draw


I'm in a bit of a Rutt with the photo stuff! :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Oh I like corel draw
Its good for drawing PFDs
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:59, archived)
# END OF LEVEL BOSS
woo!
Also, 'tis like old Voivod cover art, which is a good thing :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:01, archived)
# that is excellent :D
great stuff
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)
# amazinge
do more
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:41, archived)
# ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# SHITTING CHIRST, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT FILM ITS FROM
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# lollOLolo
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# WELL WHAT IS IT?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# idunno
something about a watchmaker or something lol
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Oh Sylar the musical the motion picture
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# the film the game
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# the book the tv series
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:30, archived)
# the play the five part radio mini series
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:40, archived)
# the comic the action figures
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# the mug the range of mens toiletries
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)
# the bed covers the screen saver
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)
# the lunchbox
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Hahahah I WIN! YOU ONLY SAID ONE THING HAHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# :(
:'(

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:57, archived)
# YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:58, archived)
# this movie blew my rocks off and attempted to rape me
three years later i slept with it consensually
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# I tried to sleep with it but it stole my penis
now refuses to give it back :(


*going to see it on wednesday.. going to try and speedily finish reading silence of the lambs so I can read the comic again before then*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:45, archived)
# I played the demo of the game of the film.
Alan Moore no doubt is pissed off enough about the film, but that game would make him shit a lung.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# there's a game
oh dear.

finding out My chemical romance covering Bob Dylan is going to be the end of it is the bit I'm least looking forward to.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
# ooh I must be tired
tense fail all over that one... I also think I changed what I wanted the sentence to be half way tyhrough without altering the start... ho hum
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Alan Moore is physically incapable of enjoying seeing any of his works perverted on the big screen
which is fine, if I had written the masterpiece that is V for Vendetta then seen that train wreck of a film adaptation, I'd probably give up writing altogether
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:38, archived)
# RIS?
LOL!

HAHAHA LOL!

see what I did there?

:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# rololffle
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# i still dont get it
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:31, archived)
# Tuesday: Shitting pen exploded in my face, again.
AAU
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# i actually just laughed beer through my nose
i don't think i've ever done that before :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Gorbachev 's Ink Spot . . . or The Spy That Spoted Me . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# isn't their supposed to be an apostrophe?
nice pic
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)
# >:(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:39, archived)
# yeah that's right >:(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# if you were in charge of animating his mask
how on earth would you resist the temptation to make part of it look like a cock.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Im pretty sure it does at least twice.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# there's bound to be a couple of facial easter eggs
hidden away in there :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# if you locka load of rorschach masks in a room for an infinite ammoutn of time
will one of them create a pattern that looks like the complete works of shakespeare?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:54, archived)
# great picture and great film
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)
# SMILING :D
I think he is. I hope I will be when I see the film.
*edit:
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:05, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)
# did you know, your username is an anagram of " he watermelone"
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# YAY

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 3:21, archived)
# why is there a seal taking a poop drawn on this man's face
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# your thoughts?


Click for bigger (480 kb)

also which image-shoppery program do you use?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Paint.net / paint
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# jrgfdrsghwrh
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# I still like paint.net, I need to uninstall it and re-install it as its not working at the moment
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Paint.net gives me the rage,
but it's probably because I haven't gotten to know it. Everything seems to work in a different way to how I imagine it should.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# I cant understand tatty or gimp for love nor money
Paint.net is a simple easy thing for shit drawings and layers aswell, does the job just fine I find :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# How did you manage to get SEAMS with TOAP?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:59, archived)
# i'm not sure actually
i'm quirky like that
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# illustrator/potatoshoe
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:59, archived)
# my thoughts? I don't like the sandwich I am eating.
and GIMP.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# what is it?
a just had leek carrot and tatty soup i made this morning
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# I had sausages, tinned toms, beans, onion, garlic paste
cumin, salt, pepper, chilli powder, paprika in a shitmix with pasta

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# any good? sounds vile....
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Its all i can afford really at the moment
its just spice with a hint of beans, so its alrite.

Sausages are cheap meat, especially when reduced
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# you live near conduit right?
do you know where beanies is? in crookesmoore?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Of course I know where beanies is, lived opposite teh hadfield last year
Its just I never have cash, and wont spend more then a fiver on veg there as Im literally nearly at the end of my overdraft!

I should really go up to netto but Im just fucking lazy
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# if you don't mind living on soup for a while you can pick up enough veg to make soup for a week for less than £5
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Last sunday I bought a chicken
Spuds and carrots for like £5.50

Mash roasties, carrots, chicken, 2 nights
Pasta, chicken white sauce, 1 night
Chicken soup (Mushrooms, leeks, carrots £2(ish))
lasted me til yesterday
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# not bad going at all that
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# And the soup was fucking fantastic!
I did go through a loaf and a half of bread with it, but thats not too bad
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# pfffft... sounds calorific.
my poverty has forced me to go on a healthy binge. i'm on a mostly soup diet with three trips to the gym a week.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# I cant afford gym
I havent drank in 3 weeks

And I havent been out in that time, good job Ive got xbox live, otherwise Id be fucking bored
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# i had two pints tonight. first drink since sunday. being poor sucks
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# It was pressed chicken slices, tomato and lettuce.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# does that meant he chicken has been reformed?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# yeah it's some sortof manufactured meat slice.
probably has mercury compounds in it too.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# i hear they give you autism
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# oh yes. mnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggghhhhhhhhh.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# ladies an' gennleman, i give you one of the finest mathematical minds of australia's youth
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# pressed chicken? FORCED CHICKEN
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# I did photo my stew and scones last night...
Didn't work out to 36 meg animation, but I may post it anyway.
Later, when I've added a dash of TOAP to it.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# cottage pie i made a few weeks back
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Beading of fats in the run off says that was likely very tasty.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# hell yeah, my only regret is that i didn't wait long enough for it to reach true crispyness.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# make it as big as possible. Be sure to scale it so that it wider than the board as well.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Ell oh ell.
With bonus scat.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# SURPRISE POOPIE PORN!!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# people should photo their food more often
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)
# I just ate mine. :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Yes they should
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# that looks jolly nice!
I hope it comes with either sauce or meat based fluid

:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# I dont remember, it was a while ago
I dont even live in that house anymore
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
:D

that's not funny :(

:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# You fuck!
You just made me lol at 2:30am!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# \o/
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# old pictures of food, LOL!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:54, archived)
# I agree.
With chips.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Look at that grime
on the white tubs under the table.

You need Cillit bang.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Its not a table, its a worktop
and those fridges were disgusting when we moved in
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!
NSF...D --as in digestion.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# are you kidding! it's 100% NOM!
:D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# oh god you've got the egg next to the beans
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING PLAYING AT?
WHY DON'T FUCKING NORTHENERS GET IT?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# FUCK YOU MAN!
OR I'LL POUR GRAVY ON THE EGG

OH YEAH

YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU

YOU DIRTY GIRL

:D

edit: also, where the hell would I put the egg? 5 foot above the plate hovering menacingly?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# build a sausage barrier twixt egg and beans
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# that's just silly!
what a nonsense!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# no respectable greasy spoon in the sout will let bean juice get on an egg.
its unnatural and wrong. until the very last second after you've eaten the beans then you break the wall to dip the sausage in the yoke.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# what a nonsense!
the etiquette of greasy spoon is simple

fry/boil misc crap

get plate

put misc crap on plate

meal is done

there is no more, no less

maybe if you go to some avante garde french greasy spoon they put the beans down

surrounded by sausage

BUT THAT'S MAD!!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)
# that looks delicious
apart from the red stuff, what is that?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Go and get an Aloo Ghobi
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# my arsehole has suffered enough after kfc hot and spicy on friday.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# It wasn't nearly that bad. It was just a mild stinging sensation.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# that particular event nearly cost me a kidney.
i'm a man who likes hot and accepts the consequences but fuck...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# doh doh doh doh
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:26, archived)
# I made a picture of SSG from spare parts I found on the internet
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Good likeness.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
# This image
contains 100% sexy.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# My word.
Sexy.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# this should be the next image competition
make a seams-SSG
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# I second this
with every fibre of my being
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# This is a remarkable likeness of the excessively haired welsh monster
:~)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)
# it's like looking in a mirror.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# yes, i deleted a thread. No, I dont use image editing software
I hand magnetize the harddrive platters until my desired result appears. Each image I do is performed on a 120Mb harddrive and takes roughly 5 years to complete.

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
# No wonder . . . I wondered about the wonder of wondering . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
More importantly, which image host do you use?

Cos at least 3/4 of stuff on this board redexes for me.

And I obviously matter, like.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
# how odd. have you got funny filters running?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Nah. An employer.
And Vodafone.

I don't think there's any help available - I'm just whining.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# I have that fairly frequently,
and it seems to be caused by stuff in http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# i used the upload thing on the
create new thread bit
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# dont start with that technobabble
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# b3ta-hosted image, then.
Which explains why I couldn't say "Hahaha!" at your picture.

Cos I couldn't see it.

Stil, it ain't the end of the world.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Whoop.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Your image is a bmp
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# i like this muchly
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Teh upwards loading!
Another vote for Paint.NET as a freebie.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# i miss sexeh teim
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# She looks like she could blow . . . bubbles . . .
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# You know, if you keep doing them like that I'll just have to reply in kind!
Perhaps not as insanely tho, LOL and WOO.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# those are not insane
...just a tad playful
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:54, archived)
# For Tom O'Bedlam

taken from here: b3ta.com/board/9247875

Clearing up some loose ends from earlier:
Seatramp: That's where I nicked the name from, I'm not actually him
epiphany: I recommend grilling them on a lower heat, but it's hard to avoid.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# :: DD
sweet! ha ha
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# :D
Wicked! :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# kaboom !
yay
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# you've made me incredibly happy =D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# :D
glad you liked it. it was fun to make.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
# did you hand biro the additional bits?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# no
i just did it with the paintbrush tool in photoshop. i thought about doing it with biro to make it look better, but it's so small that you can hardly see a difference
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# i certainly can't tell :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Is that HG Wells?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# um
i don't think so. what are you refering to?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# HG Wells, a favourite writer of mine who may or may not have had something to do with Ernest Hemingway.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# o_0
HG Wells was about 50 years older than Hemingway wasn't he? And Hemingway was American, HG Wells was English.

*wikipedias*

30 years older in fact, but neither page mentions the other author.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Hahahah.. don't hate 'em..


Bazookas might work better though!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)
# hahaha
poor little guy
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Stew it is then !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# bbBBBBBZZZZzzzzzzap!?????
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# hello
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Take me to your . . . hey . . . wait . . . you are the leader !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Oh hai Mr. Grey
Would you like a cup of tea?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# OH HAI THERE MR ALIEN PLEASE COMMENCE PROBING
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
#
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUCK!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Bollocks!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# CRIMPS.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# TITWANK
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# SANDY TWAT
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# MOSSY NIPPLES
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Something appears to've gone a bit wrong with the probing process here.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# YOU MEAN SOMETHING APPEARS TO HAVE GONE VERY RIGHT WITH THE PROBING PROCESS
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:54, archived)
# oh god, I fear you're right.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# OH HAI THAR MR ALLEIN
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# FUCK OH HAI MR ALIEN PISS
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# argh
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Shit!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:47, archived)
# WELLIES!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# MITTONS
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# WHAT IS HAPPENING?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# I DO NOT KNOW!
SUMMON THE PIRATES!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Yarr.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
#
/
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# totally chuffing ace
have wooz
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# OH HAI! AM ON WAY.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Careful..
The Sun will push to have this commissioned.

(Top Sloppery!)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Phwoar.
*weeps*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# *weeps*?
Is it dead yet?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)
# ent got a clue.
*weeps anyway*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:29, archived)
# clicky
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)
# fantastic ! b3ta is teh arts !
woo

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Okay, have to post this here
Jade apparently has an American twin

www.plentyoffish.com/member8186658.htm
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:38, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:06, archived)
# stamp glue makes me gag
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# if stamps didn't cost so much i'd be addicted
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)
# 30p a fix? (I have no idea what a stamp costs)
Gotta be cheaper than coke.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)
# before i got clean i was a 6 books of 2nd class a day man
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Jeeze..
Respect for gettin' straight!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Crikey
You too?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:08, archived)
# we are not alone
be careful we are being watched
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)
# I know
It's NWA
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Nothing wrong with the bozo rays.
One learns to love 'em in the end.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)
# sometimes they're the only reason i get up in the morning
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Don't step on the cracks or building 7 will collapse.
Or will it?....
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Somebody spiked my stamp glue !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:35, archived)
# makin' smells....

: D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# hahahaha win.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Haha tits, you are most brilliant
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# i concur in every sense
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# You guys
: )
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# fuck i just lost ten minutes of drawing
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# *Applauds*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# "poot"
that is ace
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Are you the Barry Shitpeas off telly's famous "Screenwipe"?
Or a totally different Barry Shitpeas?

Hope your hand's OK, either way.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Re: your sig
I always tend to cause alot of smoke in my house when I cook sausages
Is there any way to stop this as it tends to set off the fire alarm
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Yes, there is.
Get some woman to clean the filter on your cooker.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I tend to use a frying pan
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Use a teflon pan.
They tend to smoke horribly when you use cast iron ones.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)
# It is teflon, but its probably getting towards its last legs
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Excellent
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Parp!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:49, archived)
# you sophisticated bastad
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:52, archived)
# 'twas a silly thread
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:57, archived)
# That explains everything.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:19, archived)
# A++++
Exactly as advertised. Would sniff again.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Top 'mation!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Fred the Shred


ShredTV has closed down. and now, Sailing By...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# hehehe.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# There has been a question about why we must do this. There will be no answer.


Do you ask a fish why it swims or a bird why it flies? No you do not. They do it because they were born to do it. To question our motives is to question nature. It is to defile all that is natural. There will be no more questions.

I AM CLICKING HERE TO GET INSIPRED
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# hahahh
*waits for valin to animate the narnas*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# What's the best timing for a gif?
Fireworks anims the nanas nice and fast but Firefox slows it down...

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# 0.03 for vibrate
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Ah ha! Taaaa
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# squeeze and squueze and squeeze
and rest

and squeeze and squeeze and
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:28, archived)
# *puts hand up in the air*
I have a question!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# as do i
but it seems nobody knows what i should do with the toffee sauce and my fulffy parrot collection
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# not yet no
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# OURS IS NOT TO QUESTION WHY
OURS IS BUT TO DO OR DIE
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# also:
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# redex.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# i have hiccups and nice ale.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# I have a cup of coffee and work to do.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# needs more throbbing head girl
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# FUCK
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# MY TINFOIL HAT AGREES.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Run for cover!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# yay !
its a meowermelon
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# I thought cats hated water
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Their love of watermelons counters their hatred of water.
Scientific fact*



*Actual lie
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
#

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# this conclusively proves that tigers and watermelons
are related. SCIENCE !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# :) yay for melons and gods
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# :D
I love this little scene:
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# haha thank you :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# is this why?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# then I am wholly in favour of this sort of thing
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)
# i thought i would never get the chance to post this

(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# hahaha
i hate to think what was there before
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# aww damn!
*re-opens photoshop*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Paris "Makes you think of three things you'd throw on her if she was on fire" Hilton.
Woo
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# 1. More fire
2.More fire.
3.Burning Rags (on fire)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# I HAVE NO QUESTIONS.
ONLY BANANAS.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)
# bad watermelon ..
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# A 4 page down picture?
Epic!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Hahahaha how mad
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# haha
an excrement


sorry
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Melony Brown !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# hahah the queen in the last panel was a touch of brilliance.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Haha!
You poor magnificent get.

Highly questionable.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Win!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Paxmans new interviewing technique.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Mr Moose asks
Did you threaten to overrule him?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I once had a job interview in which I was asked to name my favourite interviewer.
I said Paxman, obviously. The cunt then proceeded to spend the next hour trying to tell me David Frost was better.
And then didn't even hire me!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Should've said "you are" and winked seductively.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Haha!
Sheer wisdom.

*takes notes*
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# What a load of bollocks!
I saw that Frost Nixon, he was a terrible interviewer ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Apperently, Frost "put people at their ease" and then dropped the nut on 'em.
But it's bollocks; he didn't.

He let all those ludicrous arseholes off the hook totally.

Paxo makes 'em squirm a bit, at least.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Aye,
see below :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Paxman is brilliant
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant :D

Have this :D www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwlsd8RAoqI
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# That's ace.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# I only just realised that was fake.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# You're Highered !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# F**k off Kid!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# That is a lovely tiger, I do not blame the kid.
Okay b3ta - food-based dilemma. I am incredibly hungry, but the only food within several miles is a small pot of chunky salsa I have in the fridge. Do I attack it directly with a spoon, or do I wait till the morning and go to the shops?
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Attack!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# While he's weakened ?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# SPOON HARD
WANK LATER
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Seam child is seamy
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# where's 'is stick with the 'orses 'ead 'andle?
:)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# hahah the other other white meat ...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Oooooh goody . . . just in time for feeding time !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# happy evening.


hmmm
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you miss morbo :D

EDIT: Also, I posted this earlier and I think it is well worth a couple of minutes of anyones time :)

b3ta.com/links/Mary_and_Max_Trailer
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# HAHAA!
that looks just brilliant. :D
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# It sure does :)
You should check out the old post of harvie Krumpet linked too :)

It is an ace short film :)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# animated short
continues to be pretty much the only interesting oscar catagory. saw "this way up" from this years list, not sure what the others were (though i guess the pixar short probably made it as well).
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I really want to see This Way Up again :(
Can't find it online though.

These were this years nominees :)

La Maison en Petits Cubes (Part 1) part 2 is next to it

Oktapodi

Presto

Lavatory Lovestory

:D They should keep you occupied for a while ;)

I think the right one won myself, but it was an incredibly strong year.

La Maison en Petits Cubes won it.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# oooh
thanks :D
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# No problemo :)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# the harvey film was great :)
maybe its just little bits of the animation style, but its suddenly reminded me of watching "the secret adventures of tom thumb" when i was about 9.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3YKBOkfmbU
that thing had a lot of nightmares to answer for.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Ooooh!
I've never seen that! I shall bookmark it for tomorrow when I am not so sleepy that I can't give it full attention :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# just remember to brace yourself :)
think i'm off now, goodnight mr whoop.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I shall :)
Night Miss.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Harvie Krumpet was all the awesome.
I wrote that in the little book around my neck.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
# True dat bruvva :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# How come you only just found Harvie a month ago? It came out about 5 years ago.
or did you look at it think 'ah it's australian I'll see if people are still talking about it in half a decade, then it will be worth watching'?

/tin foil hat blog :P

seen kenny?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I did see it a few years back I think, but clearly it has more of a following in Australia then it does here you tard ;)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# kenny or harvie? Harvie was broadcast once on SBS after it won the oscar
Too arty and good to broadcast again ayyyyyyy?

As for kenny it's toilet humour so that gets a run a fair bit
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahah
Utter insanity!

Woo you
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Did you see Harvie Krumpet?
best short film ever!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I dunno if it won an oscar.. but it's deffinately brilliantly animated
as are all his films

www.b3ta.com/links/229515

have some of my past links boarding :)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I do love that!
Saw it a couple of months back.

This is an ace film! www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvfgLBMmtVs
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I shall watch it later
I was in awe of his animating style.., georges I mean, if you haven't already you should see the man with no shadow by him as well.. veryu very good film. :)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# The dude who did that film,
Chris Landreth has an awesome style himself :)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# do you happen to know the song in that video?
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Oh christ!
Let me have a think :)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# the piano-y one
at about 38 seconds
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Aye,
I am trying to think but I can't for the life of me. I keep thinking Penguin Cafe but I am sure it isn't.

It is, I am not a mental :D

Music for a found harmonium: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJg1NNyke2E
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# That looks AWESOME!!!!!!
*adds to must-see list*

(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Aye,
I can't wait for April. Now I have that and 9 to look forward to :)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# this looks fantastic
eagerly awaiting this one!

by the way, my short is uploading as we speak. too bad you can't embed from facebook :-/
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Jeeees that's great
which bit was the nightmare though??

:-)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# When Walrus Man sat next to him :D
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# pissy pissy piss piss
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# STOP COPYING ME!
;)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# mine was there first
yours is just taller :(
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Prove it!
They were both posted at 23:04!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I don't need to
I happy in my own knowledge.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# look this is my happy in my own knowledge face
:D
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Twat ;)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# hmmmm
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Bastard!
;)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# ^this^
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# :( I didn't mean it.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# piss samples will be needed
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# HAHHAA
and guided the hand with his Walsussy mindemelt...........!

Sorry- went all Bill Bailey there
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Pfft!
I've always thought it would be a bit disappointing meeting b3tans like Walrus Man and Discomeats in real life. There is no way they could be as mental as their pics suggest :D
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# don't put money on that my good friend
if we have these minds....
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Ha, maybe :)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# nice
:)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# his fault for going on the walrus man train
:D

woo!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# i actually had a dream a bit like it last night
i think i've been looking at too much of his stuff.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# ooh properly mental dreaming :D
good work.

all I remember of my last dream was it involved cockfucking.

not really sure I should announce that.. but meh..

snakes and piercing apples with swords is the worrying stuff according to freud. Dreaming of cockfucking is probably means something eminently normal.

/grasping at straws blog
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# mine actually had an ending for once (rather than trailing off or waking up)
there was a whole invasion worth of the things, pretty hairy for a while, but then we put out massive beer traps, and they worked a treat.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I read that as bear and laughed
beer traps is funnier.

I think my favourite dream I ever had was as a kid.. I dreamt in animation and I helped popeye defeat a t-rex.

epic dreaming win.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# and then you woke up and realised that you had shat the bed
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# :D
Sex
To dream about sex, refers to the psychological completion and the integration of contrasting aspects of the Self. You need to be more receptive and incorporate aspects of your dream sex partner into your own character. Alternatively and a more direct interpretation of the dream, may be your libido's way of telling you that it's been too long since you have had sex.�It may indicate repressed sexual desires and your needs for physical and emotional love.�If you are looking for a place to have sex, then the dream may be analogous to your search for intimacy and closeness. To see your parents having sex in your dream, indicates that you are seeing similar aspects between their relationship and your current relationship. Most of us cringe at the thought of our parents having sex, so this dream imagery is really trying to get your attention. Consider your parents' real life relationship together and what you can learn from it.

To dream about sex with someone other than your spouse or significant other, suggests dissatisfaction with the physical side of your relationship. On the other hand, it may be harmless fantasy. In such situations, you may find that you are less inhibited sexually and you can even bring that sense of adventure to your existing relationship. If you dream you are having sex with a celebrity, then it indicates your drive to be successful. Consider what movies your associate this celebrity with for clues as to where and what you want to achieve success in.

To dream that you are having sex with an ex or something that is not your current mate, denotes your reservations about embarking in a new relationship or situation. You may feel nervous about exposing yourself or currently feel a resurgence of those old emotions and feelings that you felt back when you and your ex were together.�Believe it or not, it is not uncommon for people approaching their wedding to experience especially erotic adventures with partners other than their intended spouses. This may be due to the intensity of your sexual passion with your fianc�. It also relates to the new roles that you will be taking on and the uncertainty that that may bring.

If you are heterosexual and you dream that you are having sex with someone of the same sex, signifies not necessarily homosexual desire, but an expression of greater self love and acceptance. You need to be in better touch of your feminine or masculine side.

(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# FML
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# FML?
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Sorry, I thought it was a write up from Fuck My Life.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Me, every weekday morning, Euston to Oxford Circus.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# :D it still isn't quite as bad
as the 20 minutes i once had to spend pushed up against a man with a fat lip who had actually pissed himself.
...ah, memories
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I've cleaned up my act since then.
By the way, I assume your username to be Futurama related?
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# yup
kittens give me gas :(
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Heh, I thought so. PUNY HUMAN.
Also:



(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Fabulous!
Futurama fan..
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Trippy trip on a trip to a trippy trip . . .
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# That sounds fucking brilliant
"What sort of madman would unleash an army of stilt-walking, laser-beaming, thoroughly angry whales upon the world?"
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# good god
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# nice style!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd watch it!

(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Cheaper. Better.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)

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